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What's in the Box? Blind review of Jeppson's Malört - WHY did Bill trick me? 

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During this episode of What's in the Box, I did a blind review of Malort thanks to Bill tricking me. See my disturbed reaction and confusion.
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@wilelowman
@wilelowman Год назад
35 % alcohol ,65 % hate.
@drengillespie
@drengillespie 5 месяцев назад
1:42 is when she actually smells it 2:38 when she actually tries it Plot twist: the water is more Malort
@DC-vv3pu
@DC-vv3pu Год назад
"Give my bath a mouth" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........and hearing Bill crack-up in the background made the spit take even more funny.
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Hahaha I was so flustered 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mjcusmthw
@mjcusmthw Год назад
that was a great one. loved when you spat it across the room.
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣🥃
@ragingirishman6969
@ragingirishman6969 Год назад
Hilarious reaction, it reminded me of a cat coughing up a hairball. Love watching you both.
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
😊 thank you! Haha.
@brentross9233
@brentross9233 Год назад
Best reaction since I Whiskey, She Wines Lagavulin. This series is the best!
@waynemontpetit8181
@waynemontpetit8181 Год назад
Comedian John Hodgman once described Malōrt as tasting like “pencil shavings and heartbreak". 🤣🤣🤣 #TeamDara
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Haha 🤣🤣🤣🥃cheers!
@jeffsligh9818
@jeffsligh9818 Год назад
Looks like pee, smells like tea, and the taste is NOT for me... That is your early wedding present from Bill. 🤣
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Hahaha terrible early wedding present 🤣
@bryanhumphrey4072
@bryanhumphrey4072 7 месяцев назад
Malort!: For when you want to unfriend someone, in person.
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker 7 месяцев назад
Haha, yes! Cheers!
@hailhydra91
@hailhydra91 13 дней назад
I still remember my first experience trying Malort at a convention in Milwaukee pre-pandemic with this lovely lady from Chicago who brought Malort with her and offered me some. Later that night, some of my friends apologized profusely for not finding me sooner to stop me from that particular life choice.
@jeffkastl1290
@jeffkastl1290 Год назад
Hysterical! Great job Bill!!🤣. Cheers you two! 🥃
@jeffsligh9818
@jeffsligh9818 Год назад
JEFF POWER!!! LOL!
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣. He got me good. It was hilarious. Cheers!
@blackhawkwxfan
@blackhawkwxfan Год назад
Hilarious! This deserves a million views. So funny 😁
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Hahah thank you! Cheers!
@poppajoe3154
@poppajoe3154 Год назад
Lol…you called it!!
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
I was like “there is no way this is not Malort.” But I was so confused because we didn’t have Malort. But then Bill apparently bought it and hid it
@hailhydra91
@hailhydra91 17 дней назад
Malort ... when you absolutely have to unfriend someone in person.
@numanuma20
@numanuma20 2 месяца назад
Love this one. Love to see you do it with soda or sparkling water.
@ironwolfosiris
@ironwolfosiris 7 месяцев назад
It's a tradition if you visit Chicago! Lmao. Make sure to give your mouth a bath after the shot. 😛
@theclicker69
@theclicker69 Год назад
You better watch your back Bill. 😂😂😂
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣🤣it was all in good fun
@Revener666
@Revener666 Месяц назад
Just tried the bottle I got from my brother, I was suprised how smooth and mellow it was compared to all the crap it gets. Really nice and smooth and then a soft bitter blanket rests on your tounge for a while. It was quite nice actually.
@WhiskeyDick1969
@WhiskeyDick1969 Год назад
Maybe it was just the neck pour. Give it another chance. 😂
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Hahaha no way!
@inherentmirth5180
@inherentmirth5180 7 месяцев назад
The "Hard Sell" cocktail, made with Malort, is absolutely delicious.
@Richie.Z
@Richie.Z Год назад
Holy crap, Dara, nailed it! 😮 Bill is a trickster lol
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Haha 😂 he got me good!
@mrgreatshot7278
@mrgreatshot7278 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the review! Now I never need to try it!
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣🥃it should only be a punishment!
@jspack71
@jspack71 Год назад
That's frickin hilarious, but could not have been any fun at all lol
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
I had no clue we even had Malort so I was totally shocked 🤣
@seang2012
@seang2012 9 месяцев назад
This is so hilarious!!
@RobertMichaelStewart
@RobertMichaelStewart Год назад
Reaction.... PRICELESS!
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
😂thanks.
@Ilikebourbonalot
@Ilikebourbonalot 6 месяцев назад
Funniest video you've ever made. 😂😂😂😂 Great job Bill.
@NiMRaX76
@NiMRaX76 Год назад
Why Bill, why???? You do the what’s in the box - Malort Edition after…..after Matt Madness. Come on man, get it together- your her MM coach. 😂😂❤❤
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Hahaha. Yes!!!
@nickpromin4049
@nickpromin4049 Год назад
Great review! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣🥃let me guess: #teamBill
@jeremyfrancois9101
@jeremyfrancois9101 4 месяца назад
I always thought it tasted like mothballs and old tires that have been laying in a field for 20 years.
@1mocast421
@1mocast421 Год назад
My wife decided to soak some shower hooks in my toothbrush cup with bleach.. we had just about the same reaction. I feel your pain.
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Hahaha oh noooo!
@DJDustKut
@DJDustKut 11 месяцев назад
Love the reaction lol you know it’s all the gasoline and rubber bands that gives it it’s signature taste right?
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker 11 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🥃
@22Buckman
@22Buckman Год назад
This is a perfect way to rid yourself of bourbon that you don't like...seeing as how all you're gonna taste for the next week and a half is malort...
@BourbonJunkies
@BourbonJunkies Год назад
oh noooooo!
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Bill got me good! I didn’t even know we had Malort. Payback is a B.
@dustinpischel3058
@dustinpischel3058 Год назад
Should’ve waited till after the wedding Bill. 😂
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣right?!
@jasonwalk4257
@jasonwalk4257 3 месяца назад
I've had Malört, and I don't think that it's all that bad...granted it aint all good either 😂😂
@user-zx8de8op9l
@user-zx8de8op9l 5 месяцев назад
I think I spit it out as well when I had in back in the 90's as a joke with co-workers. This was terrible.
@paulgreenleaf4841
@paulgreenleaf4841 Год назад
After watching your livestream this morning, we decided we can’t be in your or bill’s corner, we stand in both corners and root for team dill
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Hahaha. I love it!
@azmendozafamily
@azmendozafamily Месяц назад
If there was ever a reason to snip in the scene from SE7EN...
@mrjiggs8
@mrjiggs8 Год назад
"This looks like Pee"..... nailed it....
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣🥃
@anonymousbastard2981
@anonymousbastard2981 Год назад
Reminds me of Castle Anthrax. Bad Malort, bad bad Malort!!! Malort must be punished! He must be spanked! He must be thoroughly spanked! After that comes the...........
@toddpote2937
@toddpote2937 Год назад
WHAT THE HELL that is not fun, nice, or good to do to anyone! Hope the couch doesn't make your back hurt Bill! /// Peace y'al
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Hahah. It was hilarious. I was dying laughing. And gagging. Peace!
@Revener666
@Revener666 Месяц назад
malört, mal-ört, a in mal like the a in tart, dart etc, ö is a bit like oe or the i in dirt.
@davidteller7681
@davidteller7681 Год назад
Omg...have you been bad?! 😄
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🫠
@LordSStorm
@LordSStorm 7 месяцев назад
It would have been funny if this was the last video you posted... "I quit!"
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker 7 месяцев назад
🤣True.
@NorthWestBourbon
@NorthWestBourbon Год назад
😄👏👏
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤮
@peterbraddock2204
@peterbraddock2204 Год назад
LOL This looks like pee!! This is horrible but you did guess the bottle. The only thing that might be worse is the Dickel Tabasco...
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Ewwww both are GROSS!
@jimlayton8642
@jimlayton8642 Год назад
Man who would do that. drain pour
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤮
@WesAddington
@WesAddington 5 месяцев назад
1:10 if your pee looks like that, please drink more water. Your kidneys will thank you.
@LeatherDaddy97
@LeatherDaddy97 Год назад
It tastes like grapefruit cough syrup if that was a thing
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Totally!
@jeffreywack
@jeffreywack Год назад
What did you do to deserve this?!?!?
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣 Bill def got me good
@sugarkitty4777
@sugarkitty4777 Год назад
You sounded just like the kat with a hair ball. That's pretty much it... Grapefruit vodka with a crushed aspirin dissolved in it... Of course it's torture.
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Haha I totally did. It was leaving a terrible taste in my mouth. Eeek yuck!
@xploration1437
@xploration1437 5 месяцев назад
🐈💨
@smac2047
@smac2047 Год назад
Lol
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🥃
@davevogelsang6791
@davevogelsang6791 Год назад
That was painful to watch. 🫣
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣sorry!
@a_z.tazzzfan8497
@a_z.tazzzfan8497 Год назад
🤢🤮 Only way to describe the response to your experience: 🤔😆😅😂🤣
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Haha it was absolutely disgusting, especially when I was expecting whiskey.
@jamesnorwood4084
@jamesnorwood4084 Год назад
If cremation is your bag, that box will serve jus fine. No sense paying extravagant prices at the mortuary. Is there now?
@zman7953
@zman7953 Год назад
Yes it might clean you're toilet. Lol. Carma coming Bill's way now? Cheers.
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤮🥃cheers!
@matthewmille
@matthewmille 2 месяца назад
Tastes like rose-infused gasoline.
@jamesstreet1144
@jamesstreet1144 Год назад
Such an ugly trick,but a hilarious video.
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
It was gross but funny! 🤣
@sphexes
@sphexes 7 месяцев назад
Tastes like chartreuse
@Flyingcar100
@Flyingcar100 Год назад
Malort is not that bad
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
To me it is!
@2ndTexasCavalry
@2ndTexasCavalry 7 месяцев назад
Malort, because rabies wasn’t fun enough
@paulgreenleaf4841
@paulgreenleaf4841 Год назад
She spits like a girl
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮
@chrispeden979
@chrispeden979 Год назад
Over dramatic much. 🙄
@TheAverageDrinker
@TheAverageDrinker Год назад
Definitely! I’ll give you a blind sample of Malort when you are expecting whiskey and see your reaction. It would be great. Cheers! Thanks for watching
@chrispeden979
@chrispeden979 Год назад
@@TheAverageDrinker i live near Chicago. Malort is like water here.
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