to put it this way, if say Trazyn wanted to create an exhibit on D-Day, he would start with a room that is an enclosed space that could be more than a kilometer cubed, painstakingly build a cratered beach, fill it with saltwater, steal or construct warships and tanks, kidnap several hundred thousand people to stick in period correct uniforms, and then meticulously pose everything before freezing the area in time.
I kind of want a 40k game where you play as trazyn now lol have it as a dishonoured style game where you can do things the stealthy way or just start throwing his pokeballs and unleashing whatever the hell is in them lol
Apparently he did have a chance to get one of the other primearcs in his collection. However, for some reason he missed that opportunity. But hey, having a live krork, original wine from the time of his people, a katan shard and a fragment of tzenches magical tome.
Oh, the 30k marines that Trazyn released during the fall of Cadia didn't realize how long they were gone. Spoilers to The Fall of Cadia book, are worth the read. When he released them, Abaddon and his gang were on the planet being literal Darth Vader (so happy with how he was written), and Trayzn sents them out. There were Salamanders and I believe, most importantly, an Ultramarine captain. He was the last one to fall and the two had a very interesting dialogue. He tells Abaddon that Horus wouldn't win and all that. Abaddon actually envied him. I found that really fascinating.
*Salamanders collect all of vulkans relics* *trayzn shows up with a stasis locked vulkan* OK so I've actually had him all this time now about these relics that you've stopped me from collecting hand them all over and you may have your primarch back.
What ISNT in there? To be honest i bet the emperor himself is there, and the only reason he hasnt 'recovered' is because the body on the golden throne is just a decoy. The real one is hanging out with trazyn
He has a pair of grey knight terminator power armor boots that was specifically given to him by kaldor drago And bare his signature. These are The air jordans of his collection.
You know what would be funny? If Trazyn stole Isha from Nurgle. Nurgle stole Isha from the maws of Slaanesh, only for a necron to snatch the eldari goddess from nurgles grasp
In the Mechanicus game there’s a random encounter where there’s a type of necron workshop with perfectly sculpted and painted miniatures of necrons for “strategic war simulations” and a full shelf of them. You have the option to steal an entire Display shelf of necron minatures from a Phaeron.
I love Trazyn so fucking much because he's basically Bender from Futurama but with the added love of collecting stuff instead of *_just_* stealing them. Like whenever Trazyn gets bored he just looks down at his ancient 3rd millennia wristwatch and goes "Oh damn, it's baller time" and just swaggers off randomly into the galaxy. I mean how could you not love a character like that? 🤣
We need a book about some Blood Angels, Night Lords, and Deathskulls teaming up to try to heist Trazyn's Vault being secretly funded/manipulated by Orikan as a sequel to Infinite and the Divine.
On average, 3200 calories per pound of meat. Assuming a 9 year old weights about 65 pounds on average, 8 of which are skeleton, 1 for the brain, 15 or so for the other organs and skin, 5 are probably unretrievable muscle similar to organs so... 36 pounds or so. 36*3200 = about 115,200 calories or so.
I like to imagine Malcador and Big E on their sprint to grab as much artwork as they could before the Age of Strife really took off, and they turned their heads to see a metal skeleton man doing the exact same thing.
"You primitives call this a Victory Royale. I call it a simple diversion." So whenever you kill someone as him instead of the little floaty respawn thing from Save the World, there's an animation like they're getting snagged by a tessaract labyrinth?
Trazyn probably wouldn't care as much for Wabbajack; sure it'd be nice but Sheogorath made it and is also on the menu... (the god oddity that housed Jyggalag). Trazyn world find it hilarious to wait til they were split and collect both; which also nets him the hero of Kvatch and Champion of Cyrodiil, along with their stash of artifacts. he'd love the bundled deals on offer here.
Its also kinda hilarious since Oriken knows Trazyn would never actually kill him because that will incur the wrath of the Stormlord which no Necron wants at this point.
my favorite piece of Trazyn lore is one imperial scholar went to Trayzan's vault, and noticed some guardsmen were wearing the wrong clothing for the setpeice they were stationed and supplied Trayzn with the correct guardsmen. He then sent the scholar a letter stating his thanks, and attached to the message an infinite maze, which captured said scholar.
Actually that was her trying g to attack him iirc and the replacement remark was a jab about what he was going to do with her men, hence why he locked her in a maze.
He has ragnar's severed arm. Just the trophy of it. He didn't cut it off. He just stole someone else's prize like and treats it like it's 40ks participation trophy
What would be funny is that's where Vulcan has been this entire time and that the artifacts that are needed to get Vulcan back are things to break him out of the vault LOL
Okay okay the thing y’all aren’t considering about the meme shitposts of what he has like porn. If he has all human porn……. He is at least attempting to collect all porn ever made. This is including every weird alien porn we can possibly conceive of. Think of all the crazy unknown xenos that have probably made porn at one point in the millions of years he’s been collecting. Also I love to think about the timescale. Think of all the porn now, the absurd amount of data, then think of what he has, just from humans. Everything from black and white 1890’s paper pictures to 20,000CE DAOT holographic super VR porn to a pinup guardsmen trade around.
on the phone thing at least in infinite and the divine necrons have the ability to either mind text each other which Orikan used to specifically call trazyn a bastard across the room at a meeting and basically hologram call which they used to coordinate strategies in the "air" space around serenade Trazyn had his hologram of Orikan just a little smaller than life and Orikan made his hologram of Trazyn tiny.
When i look at the Necrons, for some reason the first thing comes to my mind is the Racer Drones from Hot Wheels Acceleracers. Now that i think about it, that would be a badass Crossover. The Drones being the Necrons. The Teku's and Metal Maniacs would be the Space Marines. It would be so epic.
According to a quick Google the human body has about 125,000 calories so I think your calculations might be a little bit off. Whenever I eat children I always call up everyone I can it gets spread out.
What do you bet that Trazyn has this episode on a audio file in his vault and he just plays it every time he gets something new so he can laugh at how these guys are right
43:41 *completely* random, but this immediately made me think of Trazyn as being the sackman from Bloodborne, who captures the player if they get downed by him. Cross universal travel, why not for valuable goods!
The thing with Trazyn and the bell that I find even funnier, it was a bell orginally owned by the Soroitas. When it rung Trazyn threw the bell into the webway SPECIFICALLY to piss off the eldar. So, imagine an old guy stealing the bell from a cathedral, and because it pissed him off he buries in in your basement because he knows it’ll piss you off .
just to correct some, the bell they mentioned was actually from the imperium called "bell of saint gerstahl" which chimed about the impending 13th black crusade
The fight where Trazyn used his Heresy-era Marines was so much crazier. (I might get some of these details wrong, it's been a minute:) Abbaddon and his bodyguards were pursuing Creed and his remaining troops through these tunnels. Creed ultimately led his guys to the room where Trazyn was coaching Bellasarius Cawl on how to interface with the necron pylon network. When Creed got there (and moved past his confusion of seeing a phaeron just hanging out), he turned to make his last stand. This is when Trazyn throes his Poke-, I mean tessaract vaults. He used two of them. One of them contained about 25 Heresy-era Space Marines, and the other had a CUSTODIAN. Those guys, alongside Creed's troops and Cawl's Skitaarii, were able to slow Abbaddon's retinue down for about 3 minutes, just enough time for Saint freakin' Celestine to burst in and fight Abbaddon to a standstill.
21.15 i forgot which book i read but a necron was looking back to when he got turned with real sadness. He was a noble and so his wife and kid got ruahed through with him and he said his wife was screaming when she saw what theyd become. So trazyn reminiscing about those days may not be as dumb
