What's the deal with MOHG and THE WEIRD EGG THING? 

22:33 “he is ugly” “he is literally maidenless” “he has no friends” “and has spent most of his life locked away in a room” holy shit am i mohg

19:22 "His body is actually fully modeled inside of it, and we can see that he's on his way to becoming a much taller and stronger being. Effectievely, Miquella was Eggmaxxing in order to become a cracked Giga-Yolk."

I tell you what the deal is, its called loving your relative. So wholesome mr Mohg

Fun fact: The elevator that can go both up and down is a clever narrative allusion to an elevator in Dark Souls 3, which also has the strange ability to go up, but also down as well. Miyazaki’s mind is fascinating.

Chris hansen: Why don't you take a seat mohg.

Nothing like a fresh Dark Tark vid to bless the Friday

nah drake got cooked

Finally! A lore video that will explain the meaning when Mogh said “It’s Moghlesting time” and Mogh’d all over the place

The Mohglester is just trying to enjoy the rest of his days with his beloved

"Hey Lois, Miquella is mine, and mine alone"

didn't know the Yura situationship was in the lore, deductive skills like that would look great on my resume

2:25 that aint the WORST snowstorm ive ever seen. frigid outskirts still haunts my dreams

My coque biguè 🌝 You won’t know what this comment said

The title is exactly what i said when i came across Mohg and his weird egg.

Peak video writing eggmaxxing rn

I cant wait for miquela to say, "tarnished you are the elden ring: shadow of the ertree."

"Red makes things go faster" At least 3 times as fast, right?

I spent so long messing with the weird egg thing trying to get something to happen during that first week of elden ring. Can't wait for the dlc I'm sure it will be awesome af

This is a real Mohg moment.

i cried while watching this. such a prepare to cry for moug. 😢😢😢

i appreciate the london monster parallel with varre's bouquet. extremely deep cut.

Ah I see you finally met Moghlester

I like how you actually give good info, but mix it with comedy, love it

Honey wake up New Dark Tark vid just dropped

I love how this game is about communities and the importance of family roles.

Mohg also has a multi-million dollar beauty company advertised towards albinaurics to turn them into moisturised blood albinaurics. That’s canon. It’s in the lore.

I absolutely love your videos, your editing style is absolutely perfect for this type of content! Great work once again fam

I’ve been yearning for this one

12:37 I think she was our old maiden but, just like us, lost the guidance of the grace and unlived. When we got the grace back, She just didn’t.

I was so glad to find out there was a deal with Mohg. Truly one of the deals

Heard that bringing in the Chris Hansen summon gives you a serious buff against Mohg

Mogh spent his teenage years in Yharnam, thats the best explanation and I will not be taking questions

The small clip of command and conquer generals made me love this channel even more.

I finally decided to put down that I'm subscribed to your channel on my resume safe to say I'm doing pretty well at target now

Will there be a sound clip of RDR2 - May I, Stand Unshaken in this video? Most likely.

these are my favorite lore videos please never stop

Definitely a Mogh moment

2:25 worst snowstorm? KKKKKKKKKKKKK MY BROTHER IN CHIRST FRIGID OUTSKIRTS

Came for the Elden Ring content, but stayed for the pigeon lore.... Shit's deep

When you realize pigeons are the true lore of Elden Ring

Wake up Miquella, Dark Tark just uploaded

Finnaly a new video to put on my resume

Hey Dark Tark, i actually have "Subscribed to Dark Tark" on my resume in small text in the bottom. Happy to say i got the job and i can vouch for it look great on my resume!

It's a good day when Tark posts a vid

One of the most exciting things about shadow of the erd tree coming out is the eventual dark tark video on it

truly the land between brotherly love is wide and deep.

The Return Of The King.

There's something about the sad Persona 4 music with the deadpan that just makes too much sense in my head

It feels like I’ve been waiting for this video for years

The king has returned on the best day of the week

I just finished your Farum Azula video, and hey what do you know? Fresh vid off the presses!

I love these videos so much you should consider maybe doing some Skyrim elder scrolls content? Perhaps? For the canon? For the lore?

Ahhh yeahhhh our FAVORITE Antarctican is back AGAIN with another certified banger 😤💪🥳

You're getting better at this

I love darktark cause he’ll bring up a super important lore part and then use it as a segway for something random and funny, i mean he literally just talked about pigeons for 5 minutes

6 seconds into the video and I already laughed You’re good

I dont even have to watch the video knowing that liking it will look great on my resume

Watching this eased the pain of my sciatica

love the video very good, its in the lore

Oh my god. Yes. Just absolute yes. So glad we're getting a DLC so that DarkTak can help me understand what's the deal with it

Finally a new video!! Don't worry Tark we know you were just busy helping Kendrick write his diss tracks. Welcome back!

Truly one of the lore videos of all time

Waited for this ❤

YOURE TELLING ME I COULDVE GLOATED OVER VARRE NOOOO

The pigeon sworn oath off cannibalism has me dying 😂

love ur vids dawg

YES MY KING UPLOAD

HAHAHHA YOUR VIDEOS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST DUDE ❤

Thank Dark Tark for exploring the true meaning of Elden Ring, pigeons and moisturizer

The king has returned

MGS AND WARHAMMER REFERENCES????? incredible

Yes holy shit I’ve been waiting forever for this

Mogh-type Dark Tark video

Just defeated Mohg and came here to RU-vid to find more about the cocoon. Learned nothing more than what I already knew, still watched the entire video. This guy is a hidden gem.

I actually love the theory that Varre killed our maiden! It makes sense that Mohg wouldn't want competition and it would make it easier to have us join them.

love your vids, wish you played rust and did satire on everything in rust, i guarentee it be a massive hit you're easily one of the funniest and creative editors on youtube

Pseudoregalia soundtrack goes hard

another banger of a video

Wake up honey, new Dark Tark just dropped

17:31 the misbegotten have the same wings too lol

Honestly the thumbnail + tittle is a god tier meme.

Not going to lie, I almost cried when Rude Buster didn't play in the outro

Mohg liked blood so much that when he tasted the formless mother blood man went crazy.

the biggest prepare to cry moment about this is that the voice line of Mohg yelling "SEX" was cut

Canberra resident here, we prize our blood-based skincare freedom thank you very much!

Finally another banger

Nice video. Good job my little lambkin

the zombies sound effects in all of his videos makes me actually kick my feet

My lore theory is that the two fingers represent fingerbanging

4:10 Hello my fellow Australian

There are a few holes in the "varre killed our maiden" theory. One of them being how did he even get to the chapel in the first place. Second being he can tell we're maidenless by the fact that we visibly aren't accompanied by one lol. Third and most importantly being why would he kill her? It's a big show of faith to kill your maiden yourself. Killing a random maiden still works, but isn't as big. It would be in his best interests for our maiden to be alive so we can kill her ourselves. Especially since without a maiden we are likely to die and he loses a potential follower. Ofc it's also possible it was him. He could have gotten to the chapel the same way we did, through the four belfries. He could have killed our maiden to manipulate us easier and sent us off to kill another tarnisheds maiden to reduce competition and manipulate them later. What he gets in return is a stronger tarnished who doesn't have a maiden, nor needs one, and can be molded and used as he pleases(or so he thinks) However I still think it wasnt him and the most likely answer is the most obvious, it being the grafted scion that killed our maiden

Help, my resume is so tracedental that I can't find a job. I'm always told: "You are too good for this job, we do not want to waste a talented existence such as you."

Mogging lore

I did not expect a Generals reference

Love the random war hammer reference

I really liked the Peter Griffin joke. Well done.

I LIVE FOR YOUR VIDEOS

Cant wait till you do a "whats up with shadow of the erdtree" video

you know that albinauric might actually be trying to keep people away from mogh's palace since he's using incantations of the golden order

Dang I was so sure Miquella was transforming into a giant pigeon