What's the Fastest Way Someone Has Messed Up Their Own Life? 

Kid I went to boot camp with for the Army got caught stealing M-16s from his armory. He spent 20 years doing hard labor in Leavenworth.

Just going to say the guy from India may not have know to not do that. The stories I heard about my sister's company branch in India would make any HR employee in the USA have a heart attack. Fortunately, for them the company decided their HR office was going to be in India for the entire company. I still remember her telling us how confused that they could not get managers in the USA and Europe to do "surprise massages" on their employees. They even posted pictures of the managers in India sneaking up on their employees and giving them massages. The managers were smiling, the employees looked so uncomfortable. They sent an email about how successful it was and that they were hoping more people would do it next year. They also did not seem concerned about the guy in the office that half of the female staff had a restraining order on. They were confused why they wouldn't work with him on projects.

Former coworker was a bit of a "safety? Pfff overrated!" kind of guy. One day he was fixing something on the roof of his house, and the poorly made scaffolding collapsed under him. He fell about 6 metres and stopped when a wooden spike penetrated his spine. Spent months in the hospital (4 or so weeks in a coma) and when he woke up he had suffered some brain damage, while also being paralyzed from the chest down. His wife and kids visited him every day, but he couldn't recognize them at all. He got more and more confused about these "strangers" being by his bed, constantly telling him who they were. In the end he was so scared of them that he had violent paranoid outbursts. His wife divorced him, he turned to alcohol and drugs and refused to believe that he will spend the rest of his days in a wheelchair.

3:37 Well, the girls' lives are also screwed. If you send noodles and they get leaked its your own fault too. These girls were not victims. That one girl was ridiculous for going to the police because she basically turned herself in. I hope they were charged as well.

A very dear friend who had been clean for over a decade went skiing with another friend and I in Tahoe. It was on the Nevada side, where there are casinos. He was never a gambler while using, but the moment he won a small jackpot, he was hooked! In essence, he replaced one addiction with *another* one. He eventually lost his job in construction, evicted from his apartment, and his vehicle was repossessed. The last time I saw him, he was panhandling near a bus stop. Since I always had leftovers from my job at an Italian restaurant, I gave him some lasagna & antipasto. By that point, he’d gone back to using and fried his brain to the point he didn’t recognize me. I never saw him again. This was 20 years ago this month. I still miss you, Seth! 😢 (Not his real name.)

Like the vid of high school graduate parting day before leaving for college. Dui hits two pedestrians walking and a set of legs are dangling from her car...🤕🤯😵 Her response, I hit something... and im going to college Yee Haw! Cops are like didnt you hear me? Her Im going to college tee he he! 🙄

The initial question and spoken dialogue at the start of the vid don't match...

Sounds super cliche but it’s true. The Prom King a Prom Queen, who were a couple, announced just before our commencement ceremony that they were expecting a child. Both had full scholarships to nearby universities and had to drop out before they began. I don’t know if they’re still together since I moved out of my podunk 12 hour drive away at the end of that post graduation summer.

Having a bunch of kids that they can't afford.

10:21 I'm sorry, this one is HYSTERICAL!!!!

Wasn’t this video uploaded before? It had the same title mistake as before

I heard these before