What's Your "Problem Solved With No Effort" Story? 

The moral of the comedy club story is don't get offended if you heckle the comedian . They have a wealth of put downs.

that bear really said "i could if i wanna, but i aint gonna"

00:10 I'm glad to have Father Facts back! I missed his voice, it's so soothing

I love how you're poking fun at the AI voice crowd in your new videos.

Story No. 6 reminds me of a story my dad told me. When he was 10-12 he lived in the bad side of Grand Rapids MI (1981-1983) and he was really poor, but for Christmas my grandma scraped up just enough money to buy him a new coat (he was ecstatic) a few days later he was walking around the neighborhood and some kids came up and jumped him and took his coat, but another kid (not one of the thugs) saw them and said “hey, that’s Big Dans nephew” (my dads uncle Dan was a notorious thug) so they immediately picked him back up, put his coat back on him, and gave him a couple bucks for hush money and went on their way. :)

Story 14 reminded me of a couple of situations similar to this. It was June of 2010 in Hawaii, and I was at a church camp on another island watching a two year old. Some of the other campers were doing an activity and were barreling towards us, and I grabbed the toddler and took two steps back in the sand just as everyone ran by a second later. The toddler is fine, by the way, and didn't even cry during or after the ordeal. Fast forward six months later to December of the same year. It was winter break, about 8 or 9 pm, and I was on the beach with family and some friends having a pot luck dinner and camp fire. I happened to be at someone's truck with their 12 year old daughter on the side of the road. I heard the roar of another vehicle approaching fast, and the kid had stepped out into the road. Without thinking, I grabbed her arm and pulled her towards the truck. A second later, the vehicle speeds past us, and some of the parents happened to hear the last bit of the situation. I had to fill them in on the rest of what had happened. I was 18 when both incidents happened, and I'm 32 now. I often wonder how both of them are doing.

I got it to work a little tired, a little grumpy, and probably a couple minutes late one day. I noticed the guys were having a problem getting a conveyor belt working and couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. I took one quick look at it, walked over, flicked the switch, and went to my spot. The guys laughed a little in embarrassment.

Story 3 reminded me of a story years ago. My ex-boss who also had a drunk guy come at him, thou he straight up punched the guy. Ex-boss ended up getting an infection in his hand that took several months to heal properly

I'm soooooo glad you're back! You're my favorite voice on these videos.

That first story makes me thankfull i made so very good VERY scary friends that no one fucks with. I learned this when I said I was going to call so and so cause he's a good friend and can help and people suddenly turned white as ghosts and freaked out. Dude was a good guy but nobody fucked with him or his friends EVER. Didn't even know I was just a nice guy that helped him thinking he was just a regular dude and I was just being nice. This wasn't the first guy I made friends with by just helping for free and being a good person then it turns out that person was an ace in the hole Trump card I could pull out if I was ever in serious trouble with actual scumbag trash. Those pieces of crap ain't shit good guys are good guys and have the means to back up other good guys. Life may seem unfair and it is but sometimes being a nice person will save your ass when the time comes.

"Snootch to the motherf*cking nootch!" Of course I remember Dogma! Excellent, excellent film. Edit for anyone confused: "Snootch to the motherf*king nootch!" is what Jay says when he and Silent Bob first appear and whale on the hockey kids in the scene mentioned in the video. No idea why; Jason Mewes is just Like That, and I hear the line in his voice every time I remember the film.

Story 2: If that bear was brown, OP would've been dead.

The statement to long to read, is it really necessary? You choose the stories after all, right

Ok but I laughed when the OP in the first story said they were saved by a procession of Hippies.

Bear story friend would not be friend anymore

In regards to bears, if it's black fight back, if it's brown lie down, if it's white pray, and get right with god. If it's black and white, chill.

Bear: what’s scarier? A bear or the thing that isn’t scared of a bear? Hmmm back to the bushes

I like how he reads an entirely different title then what the screen says

Lmao, that dude is a better friend than me in the bear story. Man, you got out of the car in the presence of a hungry bear. You are on your own.

I can hear when you say "leave your story in the comments" part more loud and clear than the stories. Can we do something about that? More volume on the stories? Ps. Love working to your videos!

Don't be stupid! Hes a real boy!

crazy to hear a story about Columbia Heights

plot twist: the guy in the cadillac was Cave Johnson

Why do you need weapons in america??? Bears! Also coyotes and cougars sometimes. Personally I'd fistfight a bear than deal with a white faced hornet or yellow jacket nest but I have a severe phobia of wasps and hornets. Like ill pass out and when a wasp flies into your car when you're driving passing out from fear can be deadly. Almost died once this way luckily a someone else was in the car and killed it for me before I crashed at 45 mph

Kinda sounded like Zack from Emkay

What's Backdraft?

first voice was ai, second is human

I don't feel lucky.

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