WHAT THE F*CK IS A KILOMETER 

God I love my nation’s defense budget.

"We found Oil" "No , you found Freedom🦅"

“SIR, ENEMYS IN THAT DIRECTION!” “Copy that, removing that direction”

Let enemies realise why we don't have free health care 🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

% of oil in my blood is increasing rapidly

If this was the recruiting video for every branch of the military, they would no longer be understaffed.

USA: "So, do you want guns or free healt-" Citizens: "Guns." USA: "You didn't even let me fin-" Citizens: "DID I STUTTER!?"

Middle Eastern Country: “OMG I FOUND SO MUCH OIL!” United States: “DEATH FROM ABOVE!”

Dear Americans, thank you for sacrificing your health budget so we can see this spectacle

Man if WW3 actually kicked off, I bet there would be meme edits of T72's getting their turret blown off with fart reverb

"You smell that?" "Smell the blood sir?" "Smells like freedom to me"

"We found Oil" "So, You have chosen Democracy🦅

Inhale Freedom, Exhale Patriotism 🦅

POV: you thought you could over run a small American outpost.

Cut all welfare. Triple the Military

I love how my nation's defense budget is only used for offensive weapons.

Unironically... goes fucking hard. Bless the BF3 references and audio usage bro, this shit slaps. Great work

And remember fellas, there's never a thing called "too much freedom".🇺🇸🦅

0:10 the "he he he ha " got me Rolling on the floor💀

“We found oil!!!l US: “you found tyranny? You now have a dictator?”

As a Mexican, I am proud to be an American

We may not have healthcare, but we control who lives

POV Yemen 2024

This is way better than free health care

"Target spotted 0.5 miles." WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILEEEEE

as a European let me just say I’m glad you’re our allies but also glad you’re on the other side of the pond.

"Dont leave till you have changed the goddamn topography of their country" - a qoute i made up with inspiration from HLC

I love how my $5,000 tax liability helped pay for one of those big booms 😁

This should be an actual army commercial. Enlistees +300%

For those curious a mile is approximately 1,893.32138 washing machines long Or about 1,920 M4s long

POV: You discover first hand what "Shock and Awe" really means

If my nation doesnt have 12 digits in its defense budget i dont want to live there

Fun fact: the mbt70/kpz70 prototypes were slow to develop because the US and Germany did not agree on using inches or millimeters for bolt production. In the end, each one did their own and then sent the whole project to the trash.

Most peaceful NATO members:

"Oil found on Antarctica" . 🇺🇸:- "Penguins need democracy"

Bro dropped the hardest American war thunder edit and thought we wouldnt notice🗿

As a Canadian I can confirm this does happen since I hear these noises across the boarder daily

I can feel freedom entering my bloodstream even tho im not American 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲

"We found oil!" USA: Yeah, " *we* " found oil

some girl: why aliens are not visiting us? we are so awsome

as a non-american, WHAT THE F*CK IS A MILE

Fun fact: us Americans can smell oil up to 3 and 1/2 miles away

"PATTERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT" "sir this is a missile" "ehhhh potato potato just fire it"

someone: We found oil USA: We found terrorist

Petition to divert all American healthcare funds towards giving every single American home a predator missile.

“YOURE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHY WE DONT HAVE HEALTHCARE” 😈

OIL DETECTED OBJECTIONS REJECTED 🇺🇸 😎 🦅

Britain: France. do you see America? France, no I don't see. One second, Augh, oh god is it oil? America: God bless America, democracy, constitution, freedom.

As an American, I can confirm this is disturbingly true.

As an American, we may hate each other and fight because we are so divided, but goddamn, as soon as a non-American insults the United States, we all hand together and form this video.

🖋️" Старший сержант Григорьев, доложите, что вы видите ?" 🔭 "Вижу боевой вертолёт Апаче. " 🖋️ "Так, это боевой вертолет Апаче или человек, идентифицируюший себя как боевой вертолет Апаче ?" 🔭 "Второе пилотирует первое." 🖋️ "Это попытка дезинформации ?" 🔭 "Нет, у них теперь так принято."

Random country in the Middle East: yo I found oil America:what the fuck is a kilometer starts to raid the place for oil. Random country in the Middle East: oh shit it’s America

Who knew a colony would become the most powerful nation on earth

As an American, I confirm that we drink oil milkshakes everyday.

Is that a bird? No its freedom

Watching this on forth of july. W 🗣️🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

OIL?! The Boeing AH-64 Apache is an American twin-turboshaft attack helicopter with a tailwheel-type landing gear arrangement and a tandem cockpit for a crew of two. It features a nose-mounted sensor suite for target acquisition and night vision systems. It is armed with a 30 mm (1.18 in) M230 chain gun carried between the main landing gear, under the aircraft's forward fuselage, and four hardpoints mounted on stub-wing pylons for carrying armament and stores, typically a mixture of AGM-114 Hellfire missiles and Hydra 70 rocket pods. The AH-64 has significant systems redundancy to improve combat survivability. Role Attack helicopter National origin United States Manufacturer Hughes Helicopters (1975-1984) McDonnell Douglas (1984-1997) Boeing Defense, Space & Security (1997-present) First flight 30 September 1975 Introduction April 1986 Status In service Primary users United States Army Israeli Air Force Egyptian Air Force Royal Netherlands Air Force Produced 1975-present Number built 2,400 as of April 2020 Variants AgustaWestland Apache The Apache began as the Model 77 developed by Hughes Helicopters for the United States Army's Advanced Attack Helicopter program to replace the AH-1 Cobra. The prototype YAH-64 was first flown on 30 September 1975. The U.S. Army selected the YAH-64 over the Bell YAH-63 in 1976, and later approved full production in 1982. After purchasing Hughes Helicopters in 1984, McDonnell Douglas continued AH-64 production and development. The helicopter was introduced to U.S. Army service in April 1986. The advanced AH-64D Apache Longbow was delivered to the Army in March 1997. Production has been continued by Boeing Defense, Space & Security, with over 2,400 AH-64s being produced by 2020. The U.S. Army is the primary operator of the AH-64. It has also become the primary attack helicopter of multiple nations, including Greece, Japan, Israel, the Netherlands, Singapore, and the United Arab Emirates. It has been built under license in the United Kingdom as the AgustaWestland Apache. American AH-64s have served in conflicts in Panama, the Persian Gulf, Kosovo, Afghanistan, and Iraq. Israel used the Apache in its military conflicts in Lebanon and the Gaza Strip. British and Dutch Apaches have seen deployments in wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Sorry if i'm crying guys. An eagle just hit my eye.

This depicts the average American's intrusive thoughts perfectly.

Random other country: “Oh boy, I sure do love my Oil!” USA: *Death whistle SFX”

You know why Americans were on the moon? Because they’ve smelled oil

My dad was an Apache pilot in and Afghanistan. He said the Taliban would see the Apache and run for their fucking lives. They were scared to death of it.

Happy 4th of july boys and gals

Watching this on July 4th just hits different literally

War is hell... FOR THEM (LOUD AMERICA NOISES)

It's crazy that this more or less actually happened in Syria in 2018 and is known as the Battle of Kasham. A bunch of Wagner troops found out why we don't have free healthcare the hard way. They were curbstomped in the most lopsided way possible, with US forces only suffering a single sprained ankle but piled up multiple Wagner corpses. Mattis even broke out the B-52s because why the hell not. In the end, Wagner gave its surviving troops medals just for surviving.

As a Russian, im so proud of🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 being a born American 🇺🇸🦅. RAAAAAAAAAAH

The Black Ops sound effects on the background makes it even better

Eastern Syria oil fields right now be like:

That falcon screech was very emotional. Thank you I really appreciate for uploading this video, hope you are doing good. Stay blessed never stressed

*"We found oil"*- famous last words from the Middle East before the eagles came in

"we found oil" america: thanks we'll take it from here

God I love having a defense budget thats more than SK, Japan, Saudi Arabia, Germany, France, Russia, UK, India, and China, combined

Complete air, land, and sea superiority. Just the way God intended

Unhealthcare at it's finest. *Bald eagle screeching and A-10 turret sounds*

"MY RESOLUTION, OIL AND AIRSTIRKES"

I can see a very noticeable difference in your editing skills and it is fantastic how much you have improved. i have been with you since 10k subs and it has been an amazing journey with you so far

Fun fact: America's defense budget is more than 18 of its allies combined.

What time is it good chap? Me: it’s time for freedom 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

a dictator has to find a way to justify expenditures on the defense budget. the people do not.

Not an American but I can just feel the freedom emanating from this.

As an American Citizen, I can confirm we do NOT know what the f*ck a "kilometer" is.

whenever my parent ground me, i show them this video, this is how much freedom i need

USA! USA! USA!

Can't have a humanitarian crisis without humans!

I'm afraid to say that I found oil in my garden and that the whole American army will come

0:28 the most unrealistic part is that the turret didn't become part of the Russian space program

My girlfriend’s husband is an active duty soldier of the US military 🫡 🇺🇸 🦅

Kilometer: Why can't you just be normal? U.S: AUTISTIC SCREAMS + FIREARM NOISES

For anyone looking for the song, it's called "On some cash shit"

The Jet: *EAGLE SCREECH* WHAT OIL? 🇺🇸 American Army:

Who needs oil when you can get FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY

0:59 This honestly looked like something straight out of a movie.

As a freedom loving Czech, I absolutely love this.

Just the friggin thumbnail had me laughing a bit lmao

What is that crash/explosion followed by laughter at the end? Been looking for that soundbyte for *YEARS*!

bro dropped the hardest unfree healthcare edit and thought we wouldn’t notice

Enemy country: we're going to invade and there's nothing you can do. America: I got 766 billion reasons why you shouldn't...

“Remember, you didn’t find oil and freedom, only freedom found you.”🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

WE FOUND OIL! *EAGLE SCREECH IN THE BACKGROUND*