What the HELL is The Dancing Pumpkin? (An UNCANNY Nightmare) 

SPOOPY MONTH TIME

The fact that the pumpkin king wasn't called the Pumpking is a travesty

I'm just legit horrified that the skeletons are child-sized. Are... are they dead kids?

I can't decide who is dumber, the witches for keeping a snake in a birdcage, or the snake who doesn't realize he can easily squish himself through those bars to escape XD

I’m actually sad about the skeletons. Their models looked so good. Like, this is the best animated skeleton I’ve seen in a while

Top hat on a pumpkin character design 100

"Praying to God" Shows Godzilla. he knows his Mythology very well. The Pecking Order stays stable.

The fact that it was Vivziepop that recommended it is hilarious

“Oh look it’s my sleep paralysis demon” The sleep paralysis demon:✨✨✨✨

Given that jack’o’lanterns were supposed to scare off evil spirits way back when, I can respect a story about pumpkins fighting against monsters to protect humans as a premise. But damn if this movie didn’t do a poor job of it.

"Enough about real life, that stuff sucks" -Saberspark

3:33 Stand: The Dancing Pumpkin Stand User: Jack Skellington Shrinks his enemies with one touch, then steps on them with his lightning-fast tap dancing moves.

When people say "Grinder" 49% of people: it's a dating app 30% of people: it's a sandwich 20% of people: it's for grinding... "herbs" Me: English is weird, yo.

The skeletons moved in together after they defeated Grindr *You can't explain that in a heterosexual way*

"They run into Papyrus and Sans." "Oh my God, they are not funny." Which one is it?

I'm so baffled as to why the subtitle of "The Ogre's Plot" is in the Harry Potter font....like....even people who aren't into HP _know_ that font....

Son : Can we have *Pillar Men?* Mom : We have *Pillar Men* at home. *The Pillar Men at home :* 3:30

This movie clearly doesn't understand the danger of monsters. Shrinking a monster to the size of a pumpkin seed doesn't mean they're harmless. If a vampire the size of a Pumpkin Seed bites you, you still turn into a vampire. If a werewolf the size of a Pumpkin Seed bites you, you still become a werewolf yourself. If a Capa is the size of a Pumpkin Seed it can still suck out your soul through your ass, it'll just be able to do so without getting noticed. Just because a monster is made small doesn't automatically stop it being a threat. There's no telling how many people have suffered horrible fates because those stupid pumpkins thought shrinking the monsters was enough and didn't bother to think how much more damage they could cause now no one could see them. I'm getting way too worked up about this.

Saberspark: “The pumpkins shrink down the monsters so there not a threat.” Me: yes thats how insects come to be.

“We’ll stop Grindr from running his app” Lolol, I’m ded XD

Netflix doesn't have the third season of Attack on Titan but they have "Spookley the Square pumpkin"

"Have you heard of it?" "No, I was too busy praying to God" Translation: He was busy watching VeggieTales

This man is not a furry He's into anthropomorphic vegetables. It's a whole new genre

Me: *Dresses up as monster* Pumpkin:*Bites me* Me: *screams!* What the hell?!!!

There was a Micheal Jackson animated movie for Halloween called 'Micheal Jackson's halloween" and I cant even remember the plot lmao

Therapist: There is no Micheal Jackson pumpkin. He's not real. Micheal Jackson pumpkin:

Generic Skeletons: Exist Saberspark: "Is this an Undertale reference?"

"The dancing pumpkin!!! He wants to get you inside of him!!!" I'm dying

Hello, I have seen the original 2000 movie and I wished to inform y'all: ★ The witch originally wanted to marry the boy because she fell in love with him ★ Originally there were four kids in the story, the remake removed both of the non-white kids ★ There was a very short music track to represent the main pumpkin and it played EVERYWHERE on the main menu, in the main credits, during the dance scenes, during some action scenes, and the credits ★ Movie claims to have like an hour and a half of content but the movie itself is like 45 minutes and the rest of it is old '30s black-and-white cartoon shorts that were Halloween themed including CASPAR THE FRIENDLY GHOST

I love how the skeletons are you know: small. So they're kids... dead kids.

Vivzie really went: *"why does anyone do anything? sheer, absolute, boredom!"*

Everybody gangsta till the pumpkins start JoJo posing

“Enough about real life, that stuff sucks.” Saber 2020

When you realize their legs are coming straight out of their chins

This whole movie feels like a fever dream that’s also a jojo reference

0:46 We just gonna ignore the fact that the "and the Ogre's Plot" font is straight up the Harry Potter font?

The witch offers to teach the kid magic, and the kid responds by murdering the witch and never thinking about her again. The kid's a cold killer.

How is nobody talking about how Saber couldn’t remember what a jack-o’ lantern is lmao

Frankly, all I can think of seeing this character is... “Hey. Hey Apple.”

There was one review for this movie on amazon that called it "loathesome" and now I can't stop laughing.

I'm surprised those pumpkins haven't been turned into memes since the pumpkins running could easily be captioned as Mods when someone posts NSFW in general. Or something along the lines of you're being visited by the child predator pumpkin.

And Tv Tropes gets more candidates for “So Bad It’s Horrible”

This sounds like my 4-year-old little sister retelling me her bad dream

1:01: She’s become one with her creations for recommending this damn film to him.

The faces on the pumpkins remind me of the California Raisins.

It's funny how the witches are the least uncanny characters of the movie.

I never talk about it, but Saber’s editing and jokes are almost more entertaining then the movies he reviews. I’m thankful for his hard work.

"I'm too busy praying to God!" poor Saber all innocent and being pelted with nightmare fuel... XD

Could you take a look at a movie called “A Monster in Paris” it’s a movie I remember from when I was a kid but I don’t know how well it holds up today

So the Dancing Pumpkin is basically Killer Bean but bad.

I think that Jack o Lanterns supposedley ward off evil spirits, so the whole "Monster fighter" thing kind of makes sense I guess

I AM VERY HUNGR GIVE ME THE BUTTER NO! I DONT WANT THAT!

This story is like the most convoluted way to explain the purpose of a Jack O'Lantern, to ward off monsters with light and hollowed out vegetables

Of all the Halloween movies I didn't expect to see Sonic the Pumpkin Pumpkin: *"Gotta go Fast"*

Summary: The great pumpkin teams up with two random children and Sans and Papyrus to kill Green Goblin using the kids’ red stone of Ajas.

I came for a JoJo reference. I was left with a Pillar, Man.

3:30 Did you just make... a jojo reference..?

Dancing pumpkin **exists** Saber: "no! I dont want that."

The pumpkins face looks exactly like the snowman in Jack Frost played by Michael Keaton. It's uncanny to the point it looks like they used that movie as a reference for what every reason, I don't know why they would.

3:29 The music and visuals are really suiting imo

"They find Grindr's House" Well, can he host?

"It's the Dancing Pumpkin Charlie Brown!" Charlie Brown: "AAAAAAAAAAUGH!"

My grandma gave this “movie” to me when I was like 4. This movie melted my young brain!

Over a year later and I come back to this for some true horror from this animated abomination....

"There is a kid in here, lets train him to be a warlock" I see this as an absolute victory

If that pumkin did the Harlem Shake, we all would’ve died inside.

when you realise that the kids can see the back of the thunderbelly's eye balls when they are inside

They should've just called this movie "The Hero Pumpkin" or something, becuz I thought this would be a movie about a literal dancing pumpkin, but it wasn't

Saberspark: "A talking snake, called Ponce De Leon." Me: "PONCE! Yer back!"

This movie looks like it's made by the same people that made *Spookley: The Square Pumpkin*

1:17 Wowowow Hold the frik up, I love how its like" yeah one of the coolest people in the world mesaged me and lets just glaze past it "

I tired to go trick-or-treating but everything was closed so.... This is the next best thing, I guess.

This movie seems like that bizarre, long dream you woke up not remembering a single thing

why are the skeletons adult proportions, but smaller than the children ...

"They run into Papyrus and Sans" Me being Undertale trash: **dies of laughter**

entering the dancing pumpkin fandom: “hello skeletons-“

"The dancing pumpkin-he wants to get you inside of him!" Saber, you don't realize what you've said, do you? *terrifying fanfiction from the darkest corners of the internet emerges*

His name: The Dancing Pumpkin The Dancing Pumpkin: dances twice

"It's officially halloween! It's not even the 31st yet. All of it, the entire month, it's all halloween!" I can in fact relate to this statement. October is boring. Ascend to Halloween.

Saber: the dancing pumpk- My brain: **I am hungry. Give me the S A L T.**

So there’s been a “Monster-verse” this whole time and we didn’t realize it. They included the Dancing Pumpkin, Michael Keaton’s Jack Frost, Russell Brand’s Easter Bunny and Tim Allen’s Santa Clause

Saber: relieved to not be able to find the 2000 version me: thinking about how to get my copy back from my friend so that we can get another vid.

the skeletons being the same size as the kids implies that there are dead children in this movie

I lost it at the Jojo pose, "Book of Hurt", gotta go fyast pumpkins, and "prevent Grindr from launching his app"

They had the technology. But they didn’t rebuild him.

Saber: This pumpkin wants you to get inside him. Me: No Grindr joke?

Me: Mom, Can we have The Red Stone of Aja? Mom:No, we have The Res Stone of Aja at home. The Red Stone of Aja at home: 12:18

As soon as I saw the cover for "Caroline and the magic potion" I wanted a video on it! I'm so glad to find that it's up next!

"Caroline and the Magic Potion" Is... is this a Coraline rip-off?

No one: Vivziepop: *review this movie and suffer with me*

the dancing pumpkin jojo meme at 3:30 ripped me from this plane of existence. i am currently laughing outside of space and time

I could've lived my entire life without knowing this... Saberspark... why?

The Pumpkin King Jack Skellington: Whose trying to take my title?

Alternate Title: “The Magic Treehouse: A Late Night on LSD”

Actually good friends with the kids of the author. The family have a crazy painting they commissioned for the book too. Literally saw that and thought of this video. Small world man.

This is good for Halloween since the character designs are nightmare fuel

“Hahaha... I wanna die” *immediate ad break for suicide prevention service* You ok, Saberspark?

sabre: the snake is named ponce de leon me: HE LEFT ME THESE PANTS..... THEYRE PONCES PANTS

11:23 Some**body**

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