What your favorite CIVILIZATION says about you! Age of Empires III

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@etmooreca9612 5 лет назад

and then there’s me. Still only playing against AI

@artymar1537 5 лет назад

Same here, because everyone kicks me once they see my level.

@pavelcerny9803 5 лет назад

Me too :D

@elduquecaradura1468 5 лет назад

As a matter of fact, I play alone too since my game had trouble in the instalation (I play in steam)

@acuarionohyogaable 5 лет назад

You AND me brother... But at least i used to play 2v 1... So thats something... Right? Right..???

@pavelcerny9803 5 лет назад

@@acuarionohyogaable I used to play 3v5 or 4v4 at least :D love those big battles

@dookiestain3591 5 лет назад

True, i played AOE3 for over 5 years and still have no clue what the Aztecs have.

@widowmine6306 5 лет назад

Mak worst nightmare of a french cuirassier spammer ;)

@TheAceStriker 5 лет назад

That's sad...

@jonorm6659 5 лет назад

Cannons are the best counter to them I always find

@nybethobdilord6912 5 лет назад

Aztec surprisingly have a decent late game. If you allow the Aztec player to get a decent gold economy they can spam Eagle Runner Knights which lose only to skirmishers and artillery. Which are easy to counter with coyote runners and arrow knights. Actually ended up beating a French player because of Eagle Runner Knights. Definitely their best unit late game. Maces fall off HARD late game due to having no shipment upgrades besides the health bonus. So you gotta switch off of them during the fortress age into Eagle Runner Knights.

@CHRISTIANNWO 5 лет назад

The Eagle Knight Runners are the backbone of an Aztec army. Combined with jaguars & pikes; they are very formidable.

@dystopianalphaomega609 5 лет назад

Portugal: for players who look at all the units in the game and decide that the town center is the best offensive unit

@furinick 5 лет назад

I started playing this game again this year (played as a kid), played as Portugal and was confused I'M SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE AS MINI FORTS? HELL YEAH

@brianguevara3 3 года назад

Portuguese.... Lets spam..... Fishing ships

@youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263 3 года назад

@@codymiller5468 Bro I never thought that was possible XD

@itsdragoman 3 года назад

Portuguese: you CAN'T hit me (Hello French)

@Rtn7789 3 года назад

@@brianguevara3 British civic is the best no one can match them

@beorfaq878 5 лет назад

>never played aoe3 >looks germany >killing villagers >old good germany

@CountlessPWNZ 5 лет назад

aoe 3 is based and redpilled

@boilerhoer3906 5 лет назад

*Preussens Gloria intensifies*

@hyenalaughingmatter8103 5 лет назад

but forced germany into 2 world wars by zionist bankers is more evil :D

@sebastianw9749 4 года назад

wtf is this 4chan format

@badgoy7875 4 года назад

@@hyenalaughingmatter8103 awaken gamers ❤

@dububstep 5 лет назад

I'm getting my horoscope by Age Of Empires memes from here on out

@aussieblackhawk123 5 лет назад

" Germany. Quality over quantity " -Koniggratzer Marsch plays in the background -

@porky2673 5 лет назад

more like Prussia Glory

@crusader7659 5 лет назад

What is this word quality? I know what the quantity is, but surely quality is no different.

@porky2673 5 лет назад

@@crusader7659 I don't know if your'e being serious or not. But quality is having better and more professional troops over mass quantity best country I can think of in history that explains it well is Prussia around the time of Fredrick the Great.

@crusader7659 5 лет назад

Porky I wasn’t being serious, I’m a Russia player

@porky2673 5 лет назад

@@crusader7659 i've just been mega oofed

@1999DOGA 5 лет назад

5 a.m RU-vid algorithm: "Hey random guy makes AoE3 vid you last playes 10 years ago wanna watch?" Me: y not

@karlleonis7882 4 года назад

Accurate.

@kronkrian100 5 лет назад

*Ottoman empire* Let's see what he says about this civ. Ottomans are 1 of 2 breeds: 1st - They are from a country previously owned by them. *Sweats profoundly*

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kronkrian100 5 лет назад

@@SamuraiRevolution You really nailed the nail on the coffin with this one. I am from Bulgaria and also an active Otto player and my country was under Ottoman rule for nearly 5 hundred years.

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

@@kronkrian100 😎

@ubisons6161 5 лет назад

@Hoàng Nguyên I see you everywhere since I watched a Vietnam war video

@caracaes 5 лет назад

Ottoman: I'm a new player with the attention span of a fly and I constantly forget to produce more villagers, so Ottomans produce them automatically, which is good for me.

@jamie4294 5 лет назад

lmfao, that French description. Love it

@ABVS. 5 лет назад

Best one word for a civ!!🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

@fyurerys 5 лет назад

Russia, quantity over quality , it's just a stupid stereotype. Russia defeated the Mongols not by quantity, but by skill. defeated the Swedes, defeated Poland-Lithuania. so it's funny for me to listen to this nonsense.

@grolash6219 5 лет назад

@@fyurerys IT'S A =>GAAAAME

@hunta3677 5 лет назад

@@fyurerys Russia defeated Sweeds on Poltava fields by quantity(30 000 Sweeds X 75 000 Russians). They also went for quantity in Napoleon wars. In the first Commonwealth-Russian war the russians had two times the size of the opposing Polish-Lithuanian army in the most battles. In the second war, the numbers were 100 000 - 115 000 men for the russians and around 40 000 men for the Polish-Lithuanians. And I think that I don't need to mention that since spring 1943 the russians had around 7 000 000 men on the eastern front while the germans had only 3 400 000(but yeah I know WW2 is not in AOE3 so this propably does not count). You see... the russians won because they had more experienced commanders and significantly more troops than their opponent. So the "stereotype" is actually true in most cases.

@Vestolord 5 лет назад

Shit i played years ago and France was my pick. I played them because i'm french Canadian :D

@VersusThem 5 лет назад

The french one cracked me up, I've never related to something so much. What do you mean I can't fix my problems with more Imperial Gendarme? Lemme prepare a one-man army instant invasion with a builder and a stable

@aiaunlimited2672 4 года назад

I wish that the Huns in aoe 2 won the battle of the catalaunian plains and ransack the entirety of gaul so fucking Hard, that the french will litterally be destroyed until they simply become more extinct than the dinosaurs of the entire jurrasic era and therefore saving us from the terror of french mains and the entire french civilization in this game forever.

@daphnegrass9579 3 года назад

Love I Trained only Gendarme and heavy canons.

@firstcaptainvaleriusrensor463 2 года назад

@@aiaunlimited2672 sadly for you. We survived.

@tbfrstudio5416 2 года назад

@@aiaunlimited2672 At the same time, France is the best country in the world 😉

@giorgiociaravolol1998 2 года назад

Dude the french are ridiculous strong. I dismantled the highest difficulty AI in 15 minutes. With every other faction I play I get absolutely fucked. Including the overpowered USA and the fucking annoying ethiopia.

@Steamed 5 лет назад

Sees Russia: Spams troops *Flashbacks from HOI, CoH, and literally every other RTS game*

@YataTheFifteenth 4 года назад

**WWII flashbacks**

@podemosurss8316 4 года назад

*Hell March Playing in the distance* -Conscript reporting (x500)

@gildedphoenix 4 года назад

Order 227

@deroivano4431 4 года назад

HOI Russia: hippity hoppity ur encircled army is now my property

@darthsidious6380 4 года назад

Papa Ivan always said, the best defense is your dead comrade’s body, and the best offense is his gun your supposed to use when he dies.

@steyn1775 5 лет назад

8:16 As a Dutchman I am forced to say this to every video where it has ANYTHING to do with the Dutch: *G E K O L O N I S E E R D!*

@steyn1775 5 лет назад

@Johan Jacobs no

@stefanstadler4925 5 лет назад

@Johan Jacobs Swedish sounds like a Norseman choking on dicks, such an interesting language

@shaggydelcart8002 5 лет назад

@Johan Jacobs thats richt

@freakingemu 5 лет назад

Stefan Stadler omg you can’t take a joke do you?

@Mubbeleeto 5 лет назад

@@freakingemu The dutch guy took offence, in other news, water is wet.

@harishsrivathsa835 5 лет назад

True.. When there is a French player, first thing I do is rush at them like a mad man lol

@Cthight 5 лет назад

Like germany in WW2

@wesleyhsu6659 4 года назад

I just quit if I see a french player unless someone on my team is a French player to balance.

@ligninman 4 года назад

@@Cthight for good reasons.

@mothanabawaneh6455 4 года назад

@@ligninman thanks for replying your majesty

@fellowkrieger457 2 года назад

@@Cthight O man 😂😂

@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 лет назад

Thats why a Russo-German alliance would be invincible, large quantities accompanied with excellent qualities

@hyenalaughingmatter8103 5 лет назад

yeah thats why the jewish eilte keep them apart. germany+russia would bring world peace

@unixboy93 4 года назад

@@hyenalaughingmatter8103 or make polish people sweat their pants XD

@Tareltonlives 4 года назад

Me, a half Pole: (nods from experience)

@samfranklin659 2 года назад

@@hyenalaughingmatter8103 Hehe! Glad to see a fellow redpilled here 😂👍🏻

@purpletylenol7787 Год назад

In reall life thooooooo

@Evangeline.F 5 лет назад

Yeah, Spain is my favourite. Somehow has something for any type of game plan. Though, I especially love the instant pikes and the Spanish Galleons.

@ricardodemarco3486 5 лет назад

Evangeline Anovilis The pikemen are no joke, they are anti-cav and have siege bonus, so you don’t really need mortars or cannons for building destroying, so you can skip artillery all together and focus on other units. And in coast maps, a single galleon spamming pikemen right in front of the enemy, raiding houses and halting the economy... ah, gloriosos días los de aquel nuestro Glorioso Imperio...

@Evangeline.F 5 лет назад

@@ricardodemarco3486 Yeah, you can use them early on with some crossbowmen for Age 2 rushes, but they still are good afterwards, given Spain can upgrade them to tercios. With the right upgrades, they do have a good bit of hp, they end cavalry and as you said, they are annoying as hell for raids. I typically don't forgo field guns for them, given the value of artillery against armies, but once the enemy army got wiped pikes can still make a great spammable unit to send into the enemy base to burn down stuff. Or, as you said, drop a few in a location where the enemy does not expect them and start pillaging.

@oom-3262 5 лет назад

@@Evangeline.F You can fucking mass them like zergs on the late game, and INSTANTLY create them. This is the closest to damn goths from aoe2 that I've found on aoe3.

@TheManofthecross 5 лет назад

and are the only ones who can get there pikes up to imperial grade level where as the rest can only get up to veterain.

@podemosurss8316 4 года назад

*Laughs in Tercios*

@triconex4816 5 лет назад

It's been almost 10 years since I played age of empires III for the last time, but I remember I loved playing with Spanish and Portuguese. As Spanish, I produced many tercios and send them just to destroy enemy buildings and then avoid my enemy to have many villagers. As Portuguese, I used the boom strategy due to their many town centers it was quite easy.

@witchking9302 5 лет назад

1-Dutch (Because I love turtle strategy and Banks) 2-Indian (Siege elephants and Sepoys great) 3-French (Cavalry great and Coureur des Bois) 4-Ottoman (Artillery Abus Guns and Janissaries very strong and free Settlers ) 5-British (Houses, Cannons and Longbowmens) I'm from Turkey. I love you Samurai Revolution. You have best Aoe3 videos in RU-vid.Thanks a lot!

@HanzoHimemiya 5 лет назад

1.-Japanese(Samurai and Ashigaru Rush and FF) 2.-German(Uhlans,SettleWagons and Doppelsolder) 3.-French(CUISSADERS and COURIEUR DES BOIS ONLY) 4.-Aztecs(COYOTE RUNNER RUSH OR ARROW KNIGHT FF) 5.-Ottomans(JANNISARIES ONLY,PROBLEM?)

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Thank you my friend!

@anirudhviswanathan3986 5 лет назад

1. Dutch(because who needs vills when banks exist?) 2. Azzy(because I love to farm boom mid age3 onwards) 3. China(because why not make everything?!!)

@soumavobanerjee8917 5 лет назад

In from India blin

@witchking9302 5 лет назад

@@soumavobanerjee8917 Hi bro!

@eziostone1109 5 лет назад

0:48 *Aztec players love been weird XD* Greetings from Mexico XD

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Greetings from the USA!

@AzoiatheCobra 5 лет назад

Portuguese on Himalayas: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

@Morgan_Black 5 лет назад

A friend of mine called his French explorer "French are op, pls fix". This proved him right.

@tedi7103 4 года назад

"The dutch don't care about winning, because they're playing dutch" feelsbadman

@s0u7th13f 5 лет назад

Leads with Russia and is on point: "I'd be worried but my 200 Strelets keep me quite comfortable behind these 3 forts"

@oom-3262 5 лет назад

I used to play russians until I noticed spanish can literally instantly create archaic units with like 1 or 2 cards and some minor upgrades. Who wants strelets when you can have instant tercios and crossbows (YES not joking when you literally vomit them out instantly they are very decent)

@brendangolledge8312 5 лет назад

@@oom-3262 I am a russian player and I usually use muskets, sometimes along with cannons and cavalry. Occasionally grenadiers are interesting too. Strelets aren't good in the late game because they use population so inefficiently because they are so weak. Sometimes I don't get them in age 2 either because they are so easily killed by cavalry. I always use muskets but only sometimes strelets along with them. You get get more power on the board at at time with a stronger unit. One of my favorite tricks though was to do an age 2 rush, switch to eco after sending in some resource crates and military units, spam strelets while going to age 3, then use the card to change strelets into muskets (this saves you a couple thousand resources if you have more than 100 strelets when the change happens), then ship a cannon shipment. So it is a fast age 2 rush followed up 5-10 minutes later with +100 veteran muskets and cannons. Then I build 3 town centers and get 99 villies before my musket and cannon army is dead, if it fails to finish them off.

@kahlernygard809 4 года назад

@@brendangolledge8312 I used to beat high ranking players with that strat back in the day

@tdjohnson72373 5 лет назад

Ottomans are players who can't/don't want to multitask fighting and creating vills

@FunnyMemes-ij7yf 4 года назад

@machinegunsforever 4 года назад

u didnt have to call me out like that ... :D

@pabloduarte1722 4 года назад

@38qaan 4 года назад

lol thats me af

@VoltigeurGT 5 лет назад

My fav is France, and not because how easy it is to play with it, but because I was into French history, Napoleon etc. back in the days when I started playing AoE3, so I wanted to see how accurate the game was. And it happens that I really enjoyed France and I still do, although I very much enjoy playing every other civ in the game. It’s just that France is the closest to my heart if you know what I mean ;D 👍

@yuribezmenovthegreat4705 4 года назад

I made a caribbean map hyperrrealistic if you have gameranger you can test it i made it with my hands

@alistairt7544 4 года назад

Every strategy game I've played, like EU3, Civ, Vikky 2, CK 2, etc, my first pick is always France. I'm a big Francophile so it's my go-to country. I do play other civs too, but I keep going back to France 💙🤍💗

@VoltigeurGT 4 года назад

@@alistairt7544 My guy 👍

@alexgrip8813 4 года назад

*My (true) italian and imaginary german bloodline*: boils

@goddamndoor 2 года назад

yeah I getcha I main Japan since I started playing just because it felt funny to act as an absolute weeb.

@heinrichvonbolkengrad6139 5 лет назад

I died at "they are using blitzkrieg on every match"🤣🤣

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Hahahaha

@endo4137 5 лет назад

Portuguese description accurate, can confirm. I dont even build any military unit until age 3. Only after i get attacked. Though that sometimes messes me up

@LudwigvanBeethoven2 4 года назад

Japanese Samurai: Destroys everyone around him with one Leg swing Russian Oprichnik: deal mortar damage against buildings

@vibecheck4623 5 лет назад

Team A) Aztec and India vs Team b) ottomans and China Know That's something something you would like to witness

@MarkhasSteelfort 5 лет назад

is there a reason for Ottomans written with small case letter?

@vibecheck4623 5 лет назад

@@MarkhasSteelfort no reason at all what are you getting at ?

@xesclavijo7522 4 года назад

China is rubbish. No ofense

@vibecheck4623 4 года назад

@stevie yanuza then I would kindly but firmly tell them go play another game that caters to there sensitivity

@thibs2837 4 года назад

4:10 English person raging and crying against 🇫🇷 France 🇫🇷 cavalry. 1453 colorized.

@scapingby 4 года назад

he's not english?

@RealLifeW0rld 5 лет назад

You basically nailed out why Great Britain is my fav civ 😂😂 Their booming, settlers, manor houses and especially how op the Empire was in reality. *Rule Britannia* 🇬🇧🇬🇧

@ABVS. 5 лет назад

Certainly enjoyed Indian hospitality for 200+ years with the booming🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

@cademorgan5225 5 лет назад

Virtual Shastra technically it was only 90 years

@ABVS. 5 лет назад

@@cademorgan5225 No Sir, technically or non technically, even if a Brit had a cup of tea in India, he's enjoying the Indian hospitality...so it's been around more than 200 yrs I guess that Brits have enjoyed the curry in India😂🤣😂🤣

@ABVS. 5 лет назад

@@cademorgan5225 Yeah you can say that the queen and administration enjoyed it for just around 90 yrs..but Brits man.....your love for curry began way back🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

@aarongross8814 5 лет назад

I like playing GB just so I can revolt and form America

@migukmoonpark4312 5 лет назад

My favorite civ is the Circle of Ossus. They were this close to becoming immortal and ruling the world.

@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 4 года назад

You mean Germany Illuminati?

@sithsquid1 4 года назад

What game are they from?

@williamjohnson476 3 года назад

@@sithsquid1 the campaign from the original AOE3.

@FaithfulOfBrigantia 5 лет назад

My favourite civ is Portugal. Yes, just because I'm Portuguese.

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Hahaha I love it!

@xesclavijo7522 4 года назад

Jajajaja la mía es España. No sé por qué...

@caualongshanks 4 года назад

i like portugal because im brazilian. lmfao

@Auspexel 4 года назад

Eu não entendia os portugueses no aoe até jogar da primeira idade

@ahmetmuratcelik6806 4 года назад

My favourite civ is Portuguese. Because i love playing around the sea and the Portuguese player in this video is literally me lol. I'm not Portuguese btw

@doppelstarker5915 5 лет назад

When you understand how well was the game tested : russians cannot have 13 blockhouses

@benjaminheadlee8485 4 года назад

I LOVE the Sioux. I like to play with 20 minute treaties so that I have time to make a group of dog soldiers. 🤠

@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 лет назад

9:15 the Agra Fort has the Spanish Imperial Flag, lol

@kaiserkiefer1760 5 лет назад

I loved playing as Germany. They feel like a mini boss faction. They are hard to play as and harder to fight against.

@rentabullet4048 5 лет назад

Well you got me on the ottoman one! Fellow Turkish patriot here :D

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

@notazombie...notatall8577 2 года назад

"They love seeing players frustrated when they can't break their base that consists only of a few units and a tower" So true tho 😂😭

@theycallmeuslessness808 5 лет назад

This Video is komplettly true. There is no better feeling than rushing tons of "Imperiale Ulans" and overrun the enemy of the Deutsches Reich in litterly seconds. Für Gott und das Vaterland und für den Kaiser!!!

@michaelw7722 4 года назад

Regards from Germany :)

@sharadowasdr 5 лет назад

Honestly I played the Turks for the bombards. I love the sound of cannons in the morning xD

@YataTheFifteenth 4 года назад

I picked Russian because i could spam motherfucking Tchaikovsky's Overture during a rush and yeah...

@KleinerGrenadier 3 года назад

"I can hear the sound of the bombards My victory is insured"

@dap2983 4 года назад

That feel when Sioux and French are your favorite civs.

@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 5 лет назад

I've literally never played AoE3 ever. I thought this was an AoE2 video. Still loved it.

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Thank you!! Welcome

@satyakisil4289 5 лет назад

Khmer sucks.

@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 5 лет назад

@@satyakisil4289 They need a buff.

@satyakisil4289 5 лет назад

@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor Yes, they need Thumb Ring or something.

@p3ms87 5 лет назад

Same... im playing aoe2 now.

@johannestzimiskes2524 5 лет назад

as a Britain player I fully support the description especially about honourable fighting.

@wholesomebaker5410 5 лет назад

Last time I played this game was 5-6 years ago but here I am watching this video. By the way Brits were the best

@greencheek 5 лет назад

This was great! I started out playing with Brit but because of your videos, I’ve developed all the civs, basically trying out decks or strats I see in your videos! Aztecs are a current favorite at the moment cuz of that skull knight rush vid you did with danzil. Love the content man, keep it up!

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Thank you! Thanks for the support

@andy_mir 2 года назад

Didn't expect the Dutch description be so nieche and accurate. Thank you.

@SamuraiRevolution 2 года назад

Thanks for watching Andy!

@AhmedKhaled-wc3kh 5 лет назад

Ottoman player here... I have to say yeah... the cavalry is pretty OP, but I like the turtle strat with them cuz of the great f.kin bombard... and of course the broken as hell janassery abus combo

@AngelCanseco1 5 лет назад

Lol that rage quit vs the aztecs

@MadMamluk88 5 лет назад

Guess Samurai really wasn't worth that dude's time

@frankficcle7081 5 лет назад

0:03 "conscript reporting" Whoops, wrong game.

@AViewCado69420 4 года назад

They're meat shields

@boratumaumabora 4 года назад

Oh man that was pure gold

@williamayton3148 5 лет назад

Great video dude. I'm glad that even after so long, you've stayed committed to making different content out there. I know for a fact you'll do great when AOEIV realeases. =)

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Thank you my friend!!

@LORDMEHMOODPASHA 5 лет назад

I've played as the Ottomans for years (At least 10) but all I ever do is "Turtle", I don't think I've ever rushed once in my life....I guess in the words of John Green from crash course history...."I'm the exception" Queue the Mongols err Turks.

@TheJawesomeOne 5 лет назад

The Germany one is too true for me XD I never got any of the expansions tho, great vid

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Thank you!

@fyurerys 5 лет назад

@@SamuraiRevolution Russia, quantity over quality , it's just a stupid stereotype. Russia defeated the Mongols not by quantity, but by skill. defeated the Swedes, defeated Poland-Lithuania. so it's funny for me to listen to this nonsense.

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

@@fyurerys it's in the video game man. We are not talking about real life here lol.

@Churly25 4 года назад

@@fyurerys you dumb, honestly

@photocide17 4 года назад

@@fyurerys You're stupid.

@PANIC61513 5 лет назад

Never has there been a video more accurate. Wow. You need to make more content like this... how about a video entitled "10 Different Type of AoE Players". E.g. The guy that won't ready up until the teams are perfectly balanced or the guy that can only rush and refuses to do anything else, or the guy that is super cocky, starts to lose, lambasts his teammates and then resigns, etc.

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Great idea!

@ChickyChac 5 лет назад

YES THIS WOULD BE FUN!

@LocoLT 5 лет назад

Lelz, now i understand why france and japan are my two favorite civilitions. It wasn’t a coincidence after all.

@ilhamrizki4011 5 лет назад

As Player of Dutch and India, This is So Accurate

@Joshuamrsnrub325 5 лет назад

When ur a french player who never uses the op cav but still win ;)

@yearslate9349 4 года назад

"He's gonna say Russians love spam, I know it." *Russia & spam* "Knew it." Anyways, nice video. :p Honestly, I play Russia because I like setting up an area of the map as my own and defending it. I've always been more fond of quality over quantity too, but losing troops makes me sort of freeze up- with Russia, losing troops is so inevitable that I do a better job of replacing them and fuss far less over each lost unit.

@koppanyherko464 5 лет назад

Wow, just wow!Love this video (as every other video of yours) and I'm kinda India-main if there's a term like that, and imo India is the lamest when u boom with Karni mata colonial, super cheap TCs, 2 Mango grove in base with karni mata, etc.Then u hit imp eventually and spam the hell out of ur opponent with maxed out mahouts, gurkhas and exp tigers.Oh and also gotta love the opponent's walls down, cease, slowly march in their eco and use taunt 16 (I'm in ur base, killing ur dudes) part!That's the best about India!

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Hahaha thank you! I love the honesty...so true though!

@oguz9670 5 лет назад

I love Portugal, i love multiple kills with organ guns, i love goon Spam.

@yugoslavianweeb8007 5 лет назад

My favourite civilization is Great Britain but I fight like the Russians. Literally musketeers all in lines ready to fire.

@trekt9641 5 лет назад

I Like the habsburgs What does this Tell? I Like wol and OP civs

@jonorm6659 5 лет назад

Oh boy so do I. Habsburg is quality over quantity

@TeaDrinkingColonist 5 лет назад

and incest

@radianceJR 5 лет назад

One of the most gold costing civ

@revoltaiignoto3881 4 года назад

@@radianceJR On the other hand, once you choose to marry your daughter with some holland dude, an get to imperial age, even spaming all out armies of dopplesoldner wont make a flinch in your endless supply of gold.

@comradeametrine3778 5 лет назад

As an Ottoman player from somewhere not previously Ottoman... totally on point. lol Edit: and then I lost my shit when also Portugal was accurate. Well played

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Hahaha thank you!

@demonking86420 5 лет назад

How much Uhlans you have Germany: NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE

@obiwankenobi785 4 года назад

Nein* moron

@demonking86420 4 года назад

@@obiwankenobi785 if I said nein then the answer doesn't connect to the question in the joke you dolt

@samppiii 4 года назад

i've played with ottomans non-stop for over 3 years and still rush till 4th age and then start building things and training army

@WhatsaMOUN 5 лет назад

Dutch max bank with mercenaries is op especially with mamalukes

@moorebro2345 5 лет назад

You are correct about the british it is main to have as many villagers as you can

@ChickyChac 5 лет назад

unless you've been in a cave your whole life and play offline, then you would absolutely know how accurate this is. And oh yea... treaty players XD don't get me started with them

@CHRISTIANNWO 5 лет назад

Russia: Rush quick, rush hard! Aztecs: Blooooooooood! Ottomans: Bombs, bombs, bombs! Sioux: Raid & pillage! British: For Great Britain! Portugal: Attack, run, repeat France: Build tons of Cuirassiers Japan: Build houses, make soldiers, sneak that horse in. Germany: Crush thy enemy with sheer power! Iroquois: Tomahawk your opponent; never use the ram China: when #'s don't triumph, make more #'s Dutch: Money, money, moneeeeey! India: Build a great fortress, build great elephants. Spain: Pikes & missionaries for the win!

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Hahaha

@rowuomiimakori 5 лет назад

Ottoman Settlers: It's free.

@DPWrepublic 8 месяцев назад

what your fav civ says about you : (short version) 1. Brits = you love villagers 2. Sioux = you love horses 3. French = you love horses with pistols 4. German = you love fancy horses 5. Spain = you love black horses 6. Ottoman = you love to rush your military at all cost 7. Russia = you love army in huge numbers 8. Dutch = you think you're Rothschild family 9. Protugal = you like to spam city centers 10. Mohawk = you love stealth 11. Aztec = you love bunch of infantries with fancy names 12. China = you love junk ship 13. India = you love big badass elephants 14. Japan = you're villagers too lazy to hunt (land) animals

@raymondnickolas608 5 лет назад

As a ottoman and french user you nailed this. I have no shame lmao

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Hahaha thank you!

@bloodykenshiro8218 5 лет назад

Very funny video. As a Japan player I'm painfully aware of the things you humorously pointed out. Spot on analyses.

@mart3275 5 лет назад

Very funny video but most of these are facts XD

@TheHalz 5 лет назад

you are one stupid fuck

@photocide17 4 года назад

@@TheHalz lol

@IschmarVI 6 месяцев назад

for me, playing dutch is like "wanting to play hit and run comps without actually wanting to hit and run". Because that's essentially what the Ruyter feels like sometimes, lol

@mdmahbubulalam2170 5 лет назад

True...when i used to play as russia my mind was like lets see how far can u keep the fight on as im sending endless streletsy and musketeers at you.or when i play as ottoman just jennissaries and great bombards....we are gonna blow everything away in one punch.

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Exactly!

@GaiusJuliusCaesarYT 4 года назад

Very nice Video! Greetings from Germany and a Great Britan Player

@harryvee 5 лет назад

the french description was the perfect much for a friend that i have, that playes ONLY FKING FRANCE FOR THOSE DAMN REASONS!!!

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

LOL

@algorythmico 2 года назад

Mexicans from Wars of Liberty mod: - Free pistoleros/outlaws with each researched technology (highly effective raiders which you will automatically use since they use so much population) - Soldaderas (anti cav infantry) can heal. - Stupidly high hp for insurgentes (regular infantry). - Explorer can build three different presidios from which you can train settlers and soldiers. - Farmable XP from Generales if put on a capitol (Generales also function as an overpowered spy which can set fires). - XP overtime from houses (early shipment). They're just the perfect definition for turtling and winning but a bit op imo

@tombomthemason 5 лет назад

I feel a little insulted (I'm a French player)... But anyway awesome video, as always!

@ABVS. 5 лет назад

Hey man..it's for fun....I would have lmao if he had said something like "currying the game"..or something for India🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

@tombomthemason 5 лет назад

@@ProCs1100 No thanks

@maloflory 5 лет назад

Eh, at least it's historically accurate! :)

@Kronos327 5 лет назад

You didn’t just say... Blitzkrieg🤣🤣

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@uluomu 4 года назад

Time for an updated version of this in aoe3 DE! With the two new civs and buffed/nerfed old civs

@spyrofrost9158 4 года назад

My counter for every unit of the Aztecs is "Eat all my Great Bombards."

@Jakobsh2 5 лет назад

Formation Brit here, All True!

@dimonmedvedka4205 5 лет назад

Eagle Runner Knight has no known counter? What? Eagle Runner Knight is a substitute for ranged cavalry, countered by heavy and long range infantry. Coyote runner is a substitute for heavy cavalry, countered by heavy infantry and ranged cavalry.

@weisscheiss2613 5 лет назад

This is true we use Blitzkrieg in every match in every game !!!!

@allovergamer3484 4 года назад

"Armored Eagle Knights have no known counter" *7 GREAT BOMBARD CANNONS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION* (I play Ottomans)

@SamuraiRevolution 4 года назад

hahaha well 7 great bombards can beat anything, but that is a special scenario :)

@21Arrozito 4 года назад

But cost effectively though? Pretty sure you can more eagles faster foe less than it takes to get 7 bombards, IIRC you can't train them, only get them from cards, factories, and the one mosque upgrade. Eagles you can spit out as many as you want whenever you want starting in age 3

@allovergamer3484 4 года назад

@@21Arrozito: This was ment to be a joke. Now, you can have 7-8 great bombard cannons, and if they're well protected, they'll kill anything. But, I was messing around. Getting 7 Great Bombard Cannons in a live game is almost impossible.

@Storiaron 5 лет назад

"Eagle Runner knights have no known counters" Like, known to privates?

@MrSwifty404 2 года назад

Sweden: you believe you are entitled to your teammates starting mines

@aurelienh-5429 4 года назад

No, I just play with the French civilization because I'm French, and I love my country... 😂🇫🇷🇫🇷

@sazechs_451 Год назад

4:07 Your hatred makes us stronger Edit : you say that, but were fangirling over them quite a bit on the video you used as background ;)

@yasarekin 5 лет назад

I actually started playing france because a friend was being annoying as japan and frances good eco vils and good skirmishers made sure if he failed at rushing me I would russia him with skirmish some musk and cav and out eco him by a large margin Edit: Also some culverins so ı can snipe fire arrows

@FrancisDashwood1 5 лет назад

I've gotta be honest. Although I haven't played AOE 3 for a while now. Because eventually I do get tired of a certain game and have to take a break from it. However I still enjoy your channel, like I've always had! And this video, man I love it! Everything about it is great! Keep up what you are doing and never change!

@SamuraiRevolution 5 лет назад

Love the honesty and the support!!

@TheBallzin 5 лет назад

aoe4 hype!!!!

@akkoyunlubeyligidelegasyon4534 4 года назад

One thing about Ottoman players: the Kuvayi Milliye Card. In a condition of losing, the player will literally use the villagers to destroy everything.

@liammccoy2208 5 лет назад

My brother plays Ottomans, so he can get the great bombard. Late game he gets a factory, to get unlimited of the most OP unit in the game.

@A9J1 5 лет назад

Just make Culvern

@wansdich 4 года назад

Wow, you're description of the French player going sometimes Japan is spot on! That's exactly me!

@juanmijangos8891 5 лет назад

Now one of Wars of Liberty mod civs.

@wildboyy8720 4 года назад

Ah yes. You have come to learn my units, have you not? Nobody will ever know. Aztec is best Civ for me.

@helena8465 3 года назад

My fav civs were the Russians (I'm part Ukrainian, closest thing I could get) and the Portuguese. I loved spamming halberdiers and cassadors. I loved the Portuguese so much I used to make songs with their settler quotes and sing them when I was playing with my imaginary friends (I was an elementary school kid, what can I say?). I watched a Brazilian drama years later and immediately remembered "vo fazer" from AOE 3. It's been years since I've played! Brings back memories...