What Your Favorite RWBY Ship Says About You (2nd Edition) 

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When the world needed her most, she returned

Is the whole "you had a best friend in high school who you were super close with and you felt like you could tell each other everything and you could never really explain why but you always just got really excited when you were around her, until one day when you had this really dramatic friend breakup you never really got over and sent you into a significant period of depression that you weren't able to completely proccess until coming out as a lesbian" a known thing? Cuz I'm going through it right now and it's kinda comforting knowing that other people have gone through the same thing

"Your ideal woman would literally just kill you." I don't watch this show, but I am now obligated to ship those two.

What really killed me was the "27 page research document on why Taylor Swift is a lesbian".

1:57 “you want a woman who could crush your head like a watermelon between her thighs” and honestly? who wouldn’t?

The nuts and dolts comment is literally so true, I heard that comment and just had to laugh until it hurt. I left the fandom after volume 5, stopped watching the show, eventually heard Penny came back in volume 7 and returned to the fandom in the midst of volume 8 airing. Then heard the news of the finale of the season and left once more. Rooster teeth why must you hurt Penny this way.

"You aren't even in this fandom anymore" That hurt

Can we talk about how amazing her makeup looks??? Damnnnn

A longtime Renora here sticking with the series mostly for them at this point: "I don't care about half of what's going on with the politics and the Penny and the Ironwood, I'm just happy they kissed even if they're still arguing". Yeah, I used to be really into Nuts and Dolts...and then Volume 3 happened....and then Volume 8 happened. Damn you, RT, for doing the same thing twice and still blindsiding me.

I've never even watched an episode of RWBY and that was the hit of dopamine I needed to continue on in this sinful world

The queen is back

I feel called out on that last one, and that made me sadder than I thought it would.

THE RETURN. That Dolts ending was too accurate. Fuck this show, man…

Listen if there were any nuts and dolts shippers left in this fandom, the last season's finale drove them all away. I should know, I used to ship this.

My condolences to Penny stans 😔

Minerva switching back to her man voice for "I'm at Denny's" is sending me

It's incredible to see how much you've changed over the years Eldena, keep being you

"You're just happy to be here" After volume 8, it is nice to have an edit with them close to each other for at least 40 seconds

Wow the call out on Catmeleon was way to accurate.

You know what, you're right, I did really like Little Witch Academia.

Ah how this brings back those days in middle listening to roasts about ships! Glad to now your continuing thus series and updating previous entries!

Min be spitting even more facts than last time over here.

wait wait go back to that friend breakup thing WAIT

Trans autistic girls who saw Penny said “Yeah okay that’s me” and then left when she did. Iconic

The "panhandling for MLM content" bit got me dead, because after this latest season of Genlock I'm just assuming RT has a special vendetta against queer masculine characters.

Waiting for the Nuts and Dolts and… yeah… I can’t take this shit anymore ma’am I just wanted cute happy robot…

i'm personally a fan of whatever the ship name is for ren, nora, and jaune is because of that one meme that's like "i'm boutta join someone else's relationship, move over bitch i love you" i think it funny :)

Gosh i have missed listening you roasting ships in fandoms i'm not a part of!

Me, an N&D shipper: I’m still here! Stopping telling everybody I left EDC: I can sometimes still hear their voice

That final punchline got me, I haven’t watched RWBY since volume 5

"You aren't even in this fandom anymore" Know what? You're goddamn right.

The Ilya and Blake one is... oddly specific.

Min hitting us with the mad makeup skills so hard we are too distracted to notice her roasting us

catmelon felt like ten consecutive punches to the throat and then you just kept going

Great to see some more content from you! Hope you're feeling as happy and yourself as you look

0:08 Or The Owl House, whatever float your ship

I'm currently, at best, a thirdhand half-curious onlooker to RWBY with popcorn, so as someone who once followed many nuts & dolts blogs that I never unfollowed because they just do not post anymore... Damn. Got that one right on the money.

"You just want to see Weiss get Eiffel-towered" I mean, I wouldn't have said that on my own, but now that I think about it you aren't wrong.

It’s not true, I’m still here. I know a lot of people were super torn up about Penny but I was able to see it coming and was content with the goodbye I got. Nuts and Dolts would have still been adorable tho… just saying….

The nuts and dolts one... Oh it hurts

no but why does she look so good i-

I arrive to listen real quick, even though I dipped when Penny died, and then the last one hit me and I literally screamed. The Bees Schnees comment made me smile because my thought was “I wish, it’s just me in my polycule” but the Nuts and Dolts one GOT ME

As a ladybug shipper. I am just happy to be here.

Mine came last, and it killed me

I'm not even into RWBY but I clicked on this just because Minnie's make-up is prestine

Watching the original and then this back to back is a fucking trip

Daaaaaamn, girl! The glowup! I saw the thumbnail and genuinely didn't recognize you til I saw what channel this was on. You look amazing.

I'll be honest, I haven't watched RWBY I'm just here to have fun.

YOU GOT NUTS AND DOLTS COMPLETLY RIGHT I DROPPED RWBY AS SOON AS I FINISHED THE LAST EPISODE OF VOLUME 8

Whiterose: “You really liked Little Witch Academia.” HELP! HELP! I’ve been caught in 4K! Or Call me Nixon after Watergate, because I’ve been EXPOSED.

Lancaster "You are heterosexual." Jokes on you, I'm pan! 😊 😉

Please do Young Justice! Most of my teens were spent writing fanfic about Artemis with EVERYONE and I need to know why (therapy is expensive)

Me, with my only experience with RWBY being hbomber's video and seeing mods constantly locking the RWBY thread in the forum I frequent: "Yes, yes quite."

I remember watching your first video on RWBY ships and it got me hooked on the channel. I’m always a sucker for making jokes about the shipping community

Regrettably, it takes more than the double-death of my favorite character to make me quit a fandom.

THE GOAT also ma'am your makeup is incredible and your voice is angelic

holy shit minerva i barely recognized you from the thumbnail! you look so goooood~!!

I know NOTHING about RWBY but I feel like I could listen to you talking about it FOREVER 'cause DAMN YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO GOOD

That last one hit. It hit really hard. I'll be taking damage for a week.

you've had one of the best transitions i've seen omg

"You kin Adam Taurus" fuckin sent me

Omg that glow up!!!

"You aren't even in this fandom anymore". Well you hit the nail right on the head there.

0:10 "...and you're now LOVING The Owl House." (And yes, I am XD)

Sunflakes: You just want good things for Weiss. And really, who wouldn't?

Ladybug: "you're just happy to be here" facts

I got so excited seeing another one of these!!

THE LAST ONE GKSNFND

Jesus did you really have to go for the throat like that on Nuts and Dolts? I saw that episode on the DAY IT CAME OUT and it STILL HURTS. You're right though.

Oh, shit, girl, you killed us with the last one 😂😂😂💔

Seeing you return made my day better

Everytime you come back you look more pretty! Your hair is so curly. I love it! :) Also your video is hilarious. Good job.

I don't even watch this show, but it's always great to see a video from you

I do bitch about being starved of mainstream mlm content, but not to the company directly. I bitch about it with other people who also bitch about it. xD

1:05 I just like opposite dynamics.

THE BEES SCHNEES ONE HELP ME LMFAOOO

JFC the Nuts & Dolts came for me in a way that I was not expecting and just fucking one-hit instakilled me

This was utterly brilliant ! I love it 😻

Weiss/Ruby/Penny: I can't say for sure if you have That Screenshot as your desktop wallpaper, but I'm certainly implying you did at some point.

OH MY GOSH YOU LOOK GORGEOUS *AND* YOUR GF DID THE MAKEUP?? THIS IS AMAZING YOU INSPIRE ME SO MUCH AND I WISH I COULD BE LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP

"You aren't even in this fandom any more." You did NOT have to call me out this hard, holy shit.

That makeup looks so good on you and your voice is really nice!

Will admit, I missed the graphics you used to show. But its good to see you back!

Impeccable analysis as always

The Nuts & Dolts one is so true, though I said bye a season early

your makeup is amazing!!! 💖

I love your hair. fantastic styling

I like how some of these haven't changed at all

I am absolutely in this fandom! I'm just dying inside! :) btw love your voice.

I'm happy you're back and you are so pretty

We needed this for years.

You have no bussiness being so accurate with the Catmeleon one.... hahaha this was asweosme! and also, yes, your makeup is On Point!

Holy shit you're looking good

omg missed your vids! also you look beautiful lol ❤️

That last one got me! Always on point, Minerva!

It's been forever since I last watched you, you look amazing!

Ooooof on the Nuts n' Dolts.

Nice video, I have subbed to the channel for good videos.

I feel like its been a while since I've seen your face and oh my gosh you look GORGEOUS