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seems like a good deal!

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@owlgoddess8534
@owlgoddess8534 4 месяца назад
i love that he starts by trying to figure out what chell specifically would like and then just starts trying to figure out what girls in general like
@scrunkykat
@scrunkykat 4 месяца назад
i mean it works. i want a yacht and a load of hunkoy boys with a boyfriend anddddd a pony farm.... so likeee i think he gets it
@fordalels
@fordalels 4 месяца назад
@@scrunkykathe didnt account for if chell liked big hunky women instead ….
@owlgoddess8534
@owlgoddess8534 4 месяца назад
@@fordalels that woulda gotten me i’d jump in the pit
@inthegrass11
@inthegrass11 4 месяца назад
this man has never spoken to a person ever
@ChesterManfred
@ChesterManfred 4 месяца назад
​@@inthegrass11can't really blame him. He's just made to be stupid
@__-fc6ol
@__-fc6ol 4 месяца назад
probably valve just don't wana show this good ending this is why is fade to black
@jarennobie1680
@jarennobie1680 4 месяца назад
Ah yes, the ol classic “you’re not adopted and your biological parents are down there” strategy. Gets em every time
@Diskaria
@Diskaria 4 месяца назад
Yeah, I've been there before. Like, what do you expect me to do? I lived my entire life without them and now all of sudden they're back, you expect me to even care about them when they never cared about me? They're probably back just for money too.
@sleepCircle
@sleepCircle 4 месяца назад
i just realized the ridiculous paradox of that statement, JUST NOW, and it's only because of your comment
@9nikolai
@9nikolai 4 месяца назад
@@sleepCircle There is no paradox though?
@sleepCircle
@sleepCircle 4 месяца назад
@@9nikolai well it kind of is. "you're not adopted, your real parents are down there" being adopted is not just a state, it is also a past tense of the verb 'adopt,' meaning it happened already, and saying "oh your REAL parents are down there finally, you can be reunited with them" in no way invalidates the fact that she would've been adopted before. if she wasn't adopted, then where were her 'real parents' all this time?
@9nikolai
@9nikolai 4 месяца назад
@@sleepCircle I'm sorry are you roleplaying Wheatley? Nothing you just said makes any sense. "You're not adopted" and "your real parents are down there" do not in any way contradict each other. Sure, "your real parents are down there" doesn't prove whether or not she was adopted, but it's not meant to be proof, nor does its lack of proof make her adopted. And as much as I would love to argue grammar with you, the meaning of the word "adopt" doesn't really matter in any way. The timeline of when Chell was or wasn't adopted also doesn't matter. And where Chell's "real parents" were also doesn't matter. They could've been anywhere. Maybe they really were down the pit, it doesn't matter. Wheatley was trying to get Chell to jump. He mentioned some things that supposedly were down there that she might be tempted by, including her parents. Wheatley is a moron, so he thinks biological parents are more tempting than adopting parents. That's why he specified that they were her natural parents. And for emphasis, he also mentioned that she wasn't adopted. It's extremely simple, straightforward rhetoric that even a moron could understand. So why don't you?
@Moonstruck_Arrow
@Moonstruck_Arrow 4 месяца назад
Slight correction, he says a *three* portal device, not a free portal device. I.e, a portal gun that can make three portals instead of two.
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 4 месяца назад
If that somehow existed anyway, how would it work? Maybe you can now fire portals into empty space, and each side of the portal connects to a different other portal? Say you have a red, green, and blue portal each. The front side of the red portal connects to the green portal, the back side connects to the blue portal? They could form a chain, or maybe only one of the portals is in mid-air and the others still attach to a wall? I get that it's a joke and meant to be impossible, mind you. But I can't help but but wonder how to _make_ it possible anyway.
@acoupleofschoes
@acoupleofschoes 4 месяца назад
@@theuncalledfor It would either be a cycle (go in 1, come out 2, go in 2, come out 3, in 3, out 1 again), or there could be a switch on the gun. You can choose which portal to come out of when going in, which would theoretically add the ability to do a u-turn and come out of the portal you're going into.
@osk5830
@osk5830 4 месяца назад
there's a fan game called portal: reloaded that has a three portal device
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 4 месяца назад
@@osk5830 No way! That's amazing!
@soup9242
@soup9242 4 месяца назад
@@theuncalledforThe orange and blue portal take you between them, and the green portal takes you through the fourth dimension.
@concernedcommenter8258
@concernedcommenter8258 4 месяца назад
“You really do have brain damage, don’t you?” - Potato GLaDOS
@Ixarus6713
@Ixarus6713 4 месяца назад
Disco Elysium Narrator: They've realised you *_really are_* braindead..
@instantnoob
@instantnoob 4 месяца назад
Also, further evidence that Wheatley is a scientifically advanced moron, chell survived a 5 minute long fall into old aperture because of her long fall boots. He's dropped her down a pit betore to obvious unsuccess. The fact that dropping into the pit does actually kill you in this scene is a pity plothole for Wheatley.
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 4 месяца назад
There might be spikes, acid, poison, or other hazards down there. If not, it would certainly take too long to get back up and you would die when the reactor explodes. Remember, you only have infinite time in _gameplay,_ not in the lore.
@bellboy7809
@bellboy7809 4 месяца назад
I mean, the facility is breaking down in this moment too, so even if she survives the fall, the place gonna blow up with Wheatley in control.
@Dash123456789Brawl
@Dash123456789Brawl 4 месяца назад
@@theuncalledforYeah, pretty much this. I like to equate it to some of the possible ‘game overs’ you can get in half-life if you let essential NPCs die (probably by killing then yourself) or if you do something particularly non-canon in Opposing Force and trigger the dialogue: “Subject attempted to create temporal paradox.” Basically by falling in the pit, you would survive, but get yourself stuck with no way out, so the timeline just gets reset early.
@gungle2595
@gungle2595 4 месяца назад
It doesn't kill you they just don't show Chell surviving the fall and meeting her natural parents and getting out in the escape elevator with her new tailored jumpsuit
@trutheverlasting6156
@trutheverlasting6156 4 месяца назад
​@@theuncalledfor Android hell? :)
@gradykinn
@gradykinn 4 месяца назад
While "The Part Where He Kills You" faintly plays in the background
@ChesterManfred
@ChesterManfred 4 месяца назад
While you get the achievement "The Part Where He Kills You"
@MattTOB618
@MattTOB618 4 месяца назад
​@@ChesterManfred While the description of the achievement reads, "This is that part."
@SuspiciousAppleJuice
@SuspiciousAppleJuice 4 месяца назад
@@MattTOB618 while the chapter switches to "The Part Where He Kills You"
@SpammingY
@SpammingY Месяц назад
Because it is, after all, the part where he kills you.
@Crow_Rising
@Crow_Rising 4 месяца назад
A fun fact: GLaDOS very specifically states that Wheatley's specific purpose for why he was created was to generate an endless stream of unworkable ideas, presumably to feed these ideas to her in a constant stream so as to hinder her ability to do anything effectively as a counter to her being a murderous psychopath. However, this only ever seems to be true while he's connected to the mainframe. It was true long ago when he was connected to GLaDOS, and it's true again once he takes over the facility, however his plans are actually surprisingly efficient while he's disconnected from the mainframe and a sizable chunk of Chell's accomplishments from the first half of the game were only possible because of him. He acts like an idiotic goofball, but he's smarter than he appears.
@navaleriane
@navaleriane 4 месяца назад
wow, i never notice this! good observation! makes a lot of sense, lore wise
@fungi265
@fungi265 4 месяца назад
His plan to kill chell at the end is well thought out, and would have worked if chell hadn't reactivated the gels in lower aperture
@Crow_Rising
@Crow_Rising 4 месяца назад
@@fungi265 Not exactly. His plan was to use neurotoxin and spit bombs at her with no portal accessibility for fighting back or escaping. Even without the gels however, Chell could just walk and not get hit. His aim is terrible. In addition to this, the entire facility was about to explode due to his negligence, so even if there was enough time to gas Chell out with the toxin he had no true win condition for him either. The only possible outcomes were Chell wins or everyone loses.
@darkener3210
@darkener3210 4 месяца назад
Im a little sad you put "free portal device" when he said "three portal device" Would have been a great opportunity to put a picture of the portal gun from portal reloaded
@U.Inferno
@U.Inferno 4 месяца назад
I haven't actually seen this cutscene but damn that's really funny. Love the added visuals
@dogman15
@dogman15 4 месяца назад
"cutscene"
@Lethal_Spoon
@Lethal_Spoon 4 месяца назад
@@dogman15lol fr
@ChesterManfred
@ChesterManfred 4 месяца назад
​@@dogman15Gabe Newell is coming to your home. He will take all your hard drives and sous vide them
@Snt1_
@Snt1_ 4 месяца назад
Portal 2 has like three cutscenes. Valve tried really hard to not make there be actual cutscenes, so you can move around all everywhere all the time. They say so in the dev commentary. Valve didnt like cutscenes so in most cases you can atleast change where you're seeing or even move
@Maximumgame_s
@Maximumgame_s 4 месяца назад
2:22 “you really do have brain damadge I can’t believe you came back” ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
@althegamr
@althegamr 4 месяца назад
Fun Fact: 65% of Portal 2's 11GB file size is the dialogue alone
@ChesterManfred
@ChesterManfred 4 месяца назад
"now that's quality!"
@Schnort
@Schnort 4 месяца назад
Game design
@kurtka8720
@kurtka8720 4 месяца назад
I mean audio files do take up quite a bit of filesize, so if you aren't using massive 4k textures or large open-world maps the audio is probably going to take up a decent portion of the game's file size.
@althegamr
@althegamr 4 месяца назад
@@kurtka8720 i feel like ppl are taking this joke too seriously
@kurtka8720
@kurtka8720 4 месяца назад
@@althegamr given how much dialogue is in the game, it doesn't surprise me that much if the dialogue really does take up that much of the game's space.
@cake_111
@cake_111 4 месяца назад
You placed the blue portal on the platform underneath you even though that was the wrong one! Didn’t know it switched those there in case
@MrJinxmaster1
@MrJinxmaster1 4 месяца назад
There are a couple of these high pressure setpieces that have this functionality to let the player off with a small mistake like that.
@SebastianVargas97
@SebastianVargas97 4 месяца назад
​@@MrJinxmaster1Exactly. And notice that, without that interaction, placing the blue portal throws you into the pit.
@cake_111
@cake_111 4 месяца назад
@@MrJinxmaster1 I know, I just didn’t know there was one there.
@RaTcHeT302
@RaTcHeT302 4 месяца назад
COLOR BLIND PEOPLE BE LIKE
@SimonClarkstone
@SimonClarkstone 4 месяца назад
​@@RaTcHeT302 blue and orange is a colour combination that almost all colour-blind people can still easily distinguish.
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 4 месяца назад
With her long fall boots, Chell probably survived the fall. So why is it a death? Well, the reactor won't be maintaining itself and you probably can't get back there in time to fix it before it goes boom. Or maybe there's spikes or acid or poison or something, I don't know. Just saying, if there's nothing particularly dangerous aside from the fall itself (and the speed at which you will hit the ground), the time limit will seal your fate anyway.
@alex-hl9zu
@alex-hl9zu 4 месяца назад
wheatley is programmed to be stupid he didn’t think of any of that, he just wanted to kill chell
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 4 месяца назад
@@alex-hl9zu Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that Wheatley programmed and/or designed the game. Shows what I know, I guess.
@welcometochiles6156
@welcometochiles6156 4 месяца назад
​@@theuncalledforreread that, please you're making a fool of yourself
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 4 месяца назад
@@welcometochiles6156 Do you comprehend the concept of sarcasm? Do YOU have a very major case of serious brain damage? Do you seriously not understand my point? How old are you? Like 8? 3? 2? I refuse to spell it out for you. If you can't put the pieces together, I guess they will remain separate.
@stm7810
@stm7810 4 месяца назад
nah, the boys, lots of strong boys are cannibals and eat her. he wasn't lying, he was just looking and didn't even realize they would kill her, he wishes he could delete memories.
@ackton
@ackton 4 месяца назад
you get an achievement if you do it. that was all he needed to tell me but he didn’t.
@Arthur-du3qk
@Arthur-du3qk 4 месяца назад
This hole also comes with a voice actor.
@Dash123456789Brawl
@Dash123456789Brawl 4 месяца назад
Well, the AIs in these games are able to talk to you pretty much anywhere you go. Seems to be a very robust speaker system hooked up across the entire facility. Even if there wasn’t a speaker system in that room naturally, Wheatley might have brought one in with the screens he appears on at the begging of the video, and the player is only right behind them for the rest of the video.
@Schnort
@Schnort 4 месяца назад
​@@Dash123456789Brawl ... I think they meant a voice actor for Chell.
@Dash123456789Brawl
@Dash123456789Brawl 4 месяца назад
@@Schnort Oh.
@navaleriane
@navaleriane 4 месяца назад
hes so unhinged i love him
@xislomega242
@xislomega242 4 месяца назад
seeing the black monitors while an A.I. is reacting surprised at your apparent foolishness when you know those monitors are supposed to be on is oddly unsettling.
@Z38_US
@Z38_US 4 месяца назад
what monitors lol
@SolyTheGreat
@SolyTheGreat 4 месяца назад
@@Z38_US the monitors wheatley is on that dont have anything on when they jumped into the pit and looked back
@autooctavia133
@autooctavia133 4 месяца назад
the schizophrenia experience
@stm7810
@stm7810 4 месяца назад
I'm actually diagnosed, and whilst I'm sure this was a mean joke, in my case you're right, heck sometimes I convince myself it's Wheatly.
@wittykittywoes
@wittykittywoes 4 месяца назад
@@stm7810thats the ultimate mental illness fix. Dont have that but i will say my anxiety is wheatly and therefore stupid. awesome. love you thanks for the idea
@stm7810
@stm7810 4 месяца назад
@@wittykittywoes all good, that's how it helps, just treating the voice as a character known for bad ideas helps a lot, especially when things go into the anxiety or depression territory. since schizophrenia combines all mental illnesses.
@Meteorite_Shower
@Meteorite_Shower 4 месяца назад
Well. I mean. If there's a _non-zero_ percent chance...
@justbonoficcial
@justbonoficcial 4 месяца назад
curious since if you take the shot they give you an achievement that only 8% have XD
@scrunkykat
@scrunkykat 4 месяца назад
those bums had no idea what wheatley was offering...
@dogman15
@dogman15 4 месяца назад
I can't believe that at 0:19 you placed the wrong portal!
@venomsbite3925
@venomsbite3925 4 месяца назад
YEAH MY LITTLE PONY MENTION
@moonl1314
@moonl1314 4 месяца назад
WOOHOO!!!
@RaTcHeT302
@RaTcHeT302 4 месяца назад
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE YACTH MENTION
@JFTSwiertz
@JFTSwiertz 4 месяца назад
He says "Three portal device" not "free" and the implications of having three portals that function... How? Is honestly hilarious.
@Einparkprofi
@Einparkprofi 4 месяца назад
nice collage you made here, I like it
@eternalio5885
@eternalio5885 4 месяца назад
Art
@SimonClarkstone
@SimonClarkstone 4 месяца назад
It would have been much quicker had he said "If you jump down there you'll get an achievement.", as many have pointed out.
@jeamian
@jeamian 4 месяца назад
this proves how much effort was put into the game
@MysteriousBerry
@MysteriousBerry 4 месяца назад
0:07 shoots blue portal 0:20 shoots blue portal to get to blue portal
@scrunkykat
@scrunkykat 4 месяца назад
:3 im so silly
@guy_does_nothing_productive
@guy_does_nothing_productive 4 месяца назад
"a boy band! that hasnt seen a woman in *years"*
@ninereeds1810
@ninereeds1810 4 месяца назад
one direction got sold to aperture science....how the turn tables
@goofyguyOhYeah
@goofyguyOhYeah 4 месяца назад
This is so cool! I love when games have fun dialogue like this
@mr.jamerton3686
@mr.jamerton3686 4 месяца назад
I misread the title and thought this would involve Cell from Dragon Ball Z
@noobartz0890
@noobartz0890 4 месяца назад
wow, the part where he kills you
@sharplily
@sharplily 4 месяца назад
1:51 he was selling me well up until this i'm a lesbian, and i would feel kinda bad giving any of the big hunky guys the wrong ideas because it would make them sad, and he already made them think one of them was going to be my boyfriend which ain't happening, the deal's off wheatley
@scrunkykat
@scrunkykat 4 месяца назад
thats so real of you. this is the realest comment in the entire box.
@sharplily
@sharplily 4 месяца назад
@@scrunkykat :3 thank
@SHinierthennyourforehead
@SHinierthennyourforehead 3 месяца назад
you will never be a woman
@serafimhacker
@serafimhacker 4 месяца назад
the drawing was made full of weathley stuff
@martinligabue
@martinligabue 4 месяца назад
I never got the Tailor joke before, lmao thanks
@enzoeijsermans4161
@enzoeijsermans4161 4 месяца назад
I am obligated by the authorities of RU-vid to say I am here before this blows up
@TheCleverArachnid
@TheCleverArachnid 4 месяца назад
Investing in this video at 481 views
@ortherner
@ortherner 4 месяца назад
same at 5600 views.
@e5858
@e5858 4 месяца назад
7K, I think the growth rate is going down
@dearhorse085
@dearhorse085 4 месяца назад
How can Wheatley be so funny 😂😂😂😂😂 even when he's turned. That comedian I don't remember his name will never be topped
@ottersmeep25
@ottersmeep25 4 месяца назад
I mean... 3 portal gun or portal 3?
@RaTcHeT302
@RaTcHeT302 4 месяца назад
AN ESCAPE ELEVATOR AND OLD FOLKS DOWN THE ENDLESS PIT? *HOW CONVENIENT*
@n00bxl71
@n00bxl71 4 месяца назад
Here before 200 subs
@Hiku722
@Hiku722 4 месяца назад
He knows everything a woman wants!!!
@PebsBeans
@PebsBeans 4 месяца назад
it's 3 portal device not free portal device
@Doodle128
@Doodle128 4 месяца назад
Why do we die in pits if we fell even further and lived.
@MattTOB618
@MattTOB618 4 месяца назад
Either there's spikes/acid/something else, or there won't be enough time to climb back out before the place explodes.
@helpozzieimdrowning
@helpozzieimdrowning 2 месяца назад
Probably some kind of deadly goo shown throughout portal
@derpyman3716
@derpyman3716 4 месяца назад
A pony farm? *jumps*
@sandwich2473
@sandwich2473 4 месяца назад
Dang that was great :O
@DE0.01
@DE0.01 4 месяца назад
british trump.
@nicholastheprivate
@nicholastheprivate 4 месяца назад
my brother in christ what is this thumbnail
@scrunkykat
@scrunkykat 4 месяца назад
did you watch
@Jhu_-cz4nj
@Jhu_-cz4nj 4 месяца назад
Its wheatley's offer
@_Firebert
@_Firebert 4 месяца назад
It's a frame taken from the video, probably from somewhere around 1:34 to 1:36. Hope this helps!
@dumbassisland2622
@dumbassisland2622 4 месяца назад
i imagine thing being VA improv
@kyucumbear
@kyucumbear 4 месяца назад
If you only could take one of the things he mentioned, what would it be?
@ottersmeep25
@ottersmeep25 4 месяца назад
3 portal gun
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 4 месяца назад
The pony farm.
@vantablack8126
@vantablack8126 4 месяца назад
The boys
@adora_was_taken
@adora_was_taken 4 месяца назад
i'll take the boy band that doesn't care if i have brain damage
@raynfall77_69
@raynfall77_69 4 месяца назад
@@ottersmeep25 me too
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