When Giant Companies Say They Care 

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Gnarly

Hi Ryan

Very good service

i thought it said cock for a second oops

About attorney fees.

He doesn't want the paperwork that comes with filing another incident report from it.

He just didn't want to fill out another incident report, because they make him clock out first since he's not on the floor.

They just said they care. They didn't specify about what.

He cares about filing an incident report.

"Oh no, Timmy!"

Moreover they take donations from customers and they just take the tax deductions.

@@FlatOnHisFace Why are the kids always named Timmy, yet I have yet to meet an adult that was named Timmy.. What happens to all the Timmys as they grow up? Do they lose their names in the process? Are they being mass abducted? Someone needs to shed a light on this major Timmy issue

@@Real_MisterSir Sadly, the sick kids' charity can't cure all sick kids. Being named Timmy is a short-life sentence.

@@Real_MisterSirThey become Tim and Timothy. Like my father. No self respecting adult calls himself Timmy lol

😅 there exists cameras that can see through plastic

"I was touched... Oh, by the guy in the bathroom?"

​@@rogelioortiz3003 true but they wouldnt be used for webcams

He got paranoid ever since that Black Mirror episode.

"Hey, this is HR. I just overheard some crying noises."

@@FlushDesert22”dammit”

Same. I’ve just been “this is fine”ing my way through every job I’ve ever had.

​@@icarus1890you guys have jobs?

especially the situations I actaully was trained for.

"I'm not trained for this situation." "Literally nothing is happening, you are eating lasagna." "It's a weird consistensy and my tummy hurts, I don't know what to do here."

@@lone_stick wouldn't it be more weird to be trained for eating lasagna though?

when he asked for the bathroom am I the only one who thought he was specifically looking for the touchie person?

"I saw the thing!" "What, no, that's impossible! I have webcam covers!"

Touching guys in the bathrooms are tight!

@@freddykabuffke461you have to get all the way off my back.

​@@freddykabuffke461what?

Just the prize you get of having to watch them all in a row later. Karma knows you haven't seen them. They're unmissable. It's been six months since you're comment so I'll assume you're stuck watching them now.

Yeah I don't think they looked at what video topic their sponsorship would be funding.

@@ShiningDarknes One could say they didn’t care enough…

As a Wide-Mart employee, I can neither confirm or deny this assertion.

Hold up, though, they have like tens of millions of shoppers, though. That means each employee would need to care tens. This math ain't mathing.

As a former wide-mart employee, I can confidently state that the amount of consideration shown is directly proportional to the amount received.

Scorpius cares.

@@tlrlml How did you get a job? They told me they would get back to me after I sent them my banking account and routing number but no response all week??

Well not him, it was one of the other Ryans. They've got a whole society going on in that alternate universe.

@@Lucifronz riiiiight, keep forgetting to get *rid of those*

Hey you're the legend of Cassandra guy!

can you stop being so unoriginal and boring

Isn’t he from Canada?

Not to mention the crying 😂

The super rapid and character change in "oh..mygod" hilarious..timing was perfect.

I'll say it: Writing apologies is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

​@@Talonidas7403O really?

But saying the thing is TIGHT!

YOU REFERENCED THE THING!

Reply 5, Yeah yeah yeah!

"HR, we heard crying" "DAMMIT"

​@@dietotaku😂

That was my favorite part being that I, too, work for a caring, scripted healthcare company.

'I saaaw it!' 'Impossible. I have one of those webcam covers'

@@biffin1123 No by the Wide Mart tweet! Says you guys care!

A hundred percent.

No but that’s actually so real. He’s really good at making it kinda convincing yet hilarious

You will come out of this stronger, trust me.

DAHM COMMIE

Wait a second. I've been dating that Wendy's chick for awhile now. Are you saying that her, "Thank-you, come agains," are impersonal and not heart-felt invitations for future dates?

@@FlatOnHisFace buddy I think you misspelled the come that she meant, she wants to keep going if you know what I mean *wink wink*

Its aight bro, we care. Now give us money

Acks not what your corporate overlords can do for You! Acks what You can do for your corporate overlords.

For 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows when you are the Tᴀʀɢᴇᴛ.

Lest thy corporate overlords not be benevolent.

I have some rather bad news...

It's because they care.

Lol. Nice little boneappletea you got here. It's "pawn off" not "palm off" :) Edit: Apparently people also use "palm off" and I wasn't aware. I'm not deleting the comment, as I firmly believe "pawn off" is the most correct way to say it, regardless of the fact that both of them are valid.

if tis not in my corp script, i shut down

@@whatbroicanhave50character35 I've never heard "pawn off" in fifty plus years of being literate.The only mention of "pawn off" I've read is a description of it as "needless variant of palm off”. Sometimes it's hard to hone in on correct answers in this doggy dog world... 😝Jeers.

@@blindleader42 Palming off is what you do in the privacy of your own bathroom... Pawning off is what you do when you have something you can get rid of, but you can't exactly want to throw away.

They might have something you can pay them for to make you preferred.

That must have been so devastating. I feel sorry for your experience!

It's that damned fine print where they can change their terms at any time, without notice. They just redefine what preferential treatment is on a whim! It's a scam. We gotta take down the whole system.

They prefer telling that to everyone.

Wait a minute...let me get this right...I really WASN'T a preferred customer, they just said I was...?

Funniest part of the video. Just so unexpected

Wait so you don't care?😕 Of course we don't you idiot get out of my office!😠 Oh my god.😮

The last mustache had me kinda hoping it would fall off to reveal even more betrayal!

Ryan-verse >>>>> Marvel-verse

@@DynastieArtistique Its all Scooby Doo

"Let he who is without stones cast the first sin."

Hey at least the market manager kicks the bad guy out of the bathroom and the marketing department guy covers the webcam Give them some credit 😂🤣

Genuinely curious, what exactly do you mean when you say you’re an entrepreneur?

@@salt3685 Have you heard of multi-level marketing by any chance? XD

@@salt3685 hey! My personal definition of what it means to be an entrepreneur is realizing a great need in the world and dedicating your time and passion to developing a solution. The word ‘entrepreneur’ is synonymous with ‘leader’ because of the courage, commitment, and willingness to serve the community that it takes. It’s really hard to be an entrepreneur, which is why I thought it was funny in this video seeing Ryan work his way up the chain of managers. In real life, it can take months, if not years to actually do that with a company you’re trying to work with. So that’s where my original comment came from. Also, if you were wanting to know about what I do as an entrepreneur, you can look up Type Zero Foundation on Google. Hope that makes sense and I’m glad you asked! 💙

@@salt3685 Unemployed optimist.

They meant family in the Manson Family way. =)

Yeah, they’re “like” a family, until it’s even remotely inconvenient and then you get the boot because heaven forbid the execs don’t get a bonus check one year…

Some families are super toxic. They never specific the type of family they are, if you think about it! lol

@@greatstonedragon6440 I just love the absolute transparency of this exact thing in that Herman Miller CEO "leave pity city" rant. Probably the best and clearest example of how CEOs feel about people and their own employees. She kept her own bonus too right after telling everyone else they weren't getting one, just to add a little cherry on top

Does that company do street racing and led by a bald guy?

Get out of here, you idiot.

Help!

I loved the definitely hand-written, personal e-mail they sent me explaining that their recent mass sendout was in fact mistaken and that they really aren't at all interested in my passion, engagement or feedback. It's so good to see companies finally being honest about how faceless and robotic they are - money-funnelling machines for the rich, by the rich, and fuelled by the poor!

you would get told to f of way more quickly. but maybe you can make someboddy smile ;)

Floor associate will give you a manager, a manager will give you a corporate number. The corporate number will just put you on hold and that will be the end of it. You're only wasting your own time.

Normally they just say "we care", but not about what.

Do it. Do it.

Watch Ben Palmer he’s doing the work

"In these uncertain times, we all need sandwiches with pretty big pickles in them"

Oops, there goes gravity. Ope, there goes Ryan he choked he's so mad.

It was like watching a puppy get kicked. I may never recover...

Only to find out the CEO was a Creep hiding in the bathroom

Naah, nobody in the Ryan universe huggs. They just don't care for it.

But do you care?

*nobody

He is crushing it, don't jinx it

That sounds like the kind of thing you could out-source to a company more specialized and equipped to care.

"Their job is to care and hang out with random customers." And maybe protect them from that one guy in the bathroom =)

@@FlatOnHisFace Maybe it should be "We care enough to hire people who care more" =)

Got to be honest, that sounds like an excuse for getting all the extroverts in one place for purposes of containment and monitoring. It's a good idea.

That idea would never work because the rest of the company would be composed of the uncaring employees and the uncaring employees would cut the group of caring employees out of sheer spite to prove they don’t care

Multi-national treasure.

Interdimensional treasure.

As a US American, I'd like to say Ryan George is a North American treasure.

​@@retropulpmonkey interdimenational*

Now all that's missing is Nicholas Cage

That was my favorite part too!! Especially the sound he made: Ghee GHEEEEEEE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

They want you to give them something even if its against the rules. Some woman claimed she didn't get her cigarettes and began throwing a fit in the gas station I worked at, so I gave her free cigarettes. My boss agreed that was the best method of getting rid of a disruptive person quickly in that situation.

Never meet your heroes

@@RednocNivert I don’t think Walmart is anyone’s hero

At Osco you can count on people who care. Or so I was told 25'ish years ago. Edit: I was wrong. 26. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yFZdENP8SdY.html

Yeah, I'm never shopping at Wide-Mart, ever!

I'm afraid Michael Pickleseller, went bankrupt during the pandemic, and then was convicted of securities fraud. They put him in a room. So Wide-Mart no longer has those sandwiches.

Those pickles aren't that bad, but not small either. I'll say they are pretty big though.

And definitely one of the funniest. We really need that these days.

*widemart

you forgot caring about their employees, they don't care about them either

Bro, Walmart and Widemart are not the same store. That's like saying K*Mart and K-pop are identical! 🤣

So about 50/50, either he does or he doesn't

​@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Schrödinger's shorn cat, so to speak.

When they post they care, everyone just needs to respond with "No you don't".

What do you mean, so they stop caring? Oh, my god!

Well in order to STOP caring, they would’ve had to BE caring to begin with.

Just reply with a request to borrow some money, since they care so much.

Wal*Mart 💡 "Clones. Yeahhh..."

Ryan should say I decided more, I decided.

I decided Ryan should decide when he says, "I decided."

"I decided" seems to be more for the "First person to [blank]" sketches

@@reznorb Exactly.

that's super easy, barely inconvenient.

Must be that weird guy at Naming Things Department smh

Yeah I just pat other guys on the back when they're peeing and tell them they're doing a great job. There should be more male encouragement, I decided. They don't know I get back in through the vents.

Note it then looks like they cut to him going #1 outside 😅

Green screens are tight.

How much are required to pay a grocery store when you hire them I wonder

I wish he'd quit doing such extravagant productions. He'll never have enough money to buy Canada if he keeps this up. =/

*lens (different meaning) lends = conjugated form of "to lend" (the act of letting someone borrow something)

@@alvallac2171 correcting a finger slip is tight

@@sarahmellinger3335 editing the post so he looks like a lunatic was super easy, barely an inconvenience

@@alvallac2171 i must have been tired. I definitely know that. lol

You got problems.

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Next he'll be trying to tell us that Wide-mart doesn't actually completely refocus its corporate priorities onto LGBT rights when they put up all those rainbow flags during Pride Month.

Don't call friends with benefits a 'relationship', it's insulting to the word

amazing. so... who's your provider? verizon?

Also, post your SSN and we can give you more birthday wishes in the future.

He's a man of many talents. And mustaches.

It was disappointing to realize that the corporate twitter wars were actually between some computer nerd employees.