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@RU-vid Guy well time doesn’t matter, so “new” could be anything new to the market. When the original Xbox released it was “New”. Just because we are watching something present to us doesn’t mean it was recorded in presently....I’m high
Everyone know the first commandment is never let one know how much dough you hold cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially if that man fucked up get your ass stuck up
@@ivanpenev8970 I know you think people quote the lines from the video for likes but actually it's their way(and then like-minded people in response)of telling what is the most funniest or the best thing they found in the video.
He did the same type of thing in the slasher villians vid[I didn't catch it first time there saw it in the comments and went back to where they're talking about what SAW's victims do to deserve his punishments, "Jesus Fucking Christ did they take the lords name in vain?". I'm glad this time I caught it myself it is great comedy though.
That commandment was originally meant to mean you can't command people to do stupid shit in the name of God. I'm not sure how it turned into a rule about not saying the word God .
If god didn't want us to screw up, we wouldn't have free will. I mean think about it, you're done with your creation, everything is perfect because you are perfection. You look down at your creation and you think, "you know what is missing ? I'll give those humans the ability to jump down that cliff on a whim and die in unspeakable pain with their guts splattered on the rock for 30 hours or so". Yep, that's God !
@@hurktang Not to mention if he is all knowing then he knows what will happen when he makes you. Which in turn means if you are an asshole and therefore go to hell, you go to hell because god specifically made you so you would go to heaven, because he already knew how you would react in any given situation before he even made you. Also let's be honest, "Don't covet your neighbors goods", isn't wanting what you don't have pretty much the foundation of capitalism? So does god not like our system?
@@EskChan19 Hello randy, I think the algorithm censored you thinking you insulted me. I can only find your comment in the notifications now. No, God do not know wheter or not we g* t* He** because he gave us free will. I believe canonicaly, Eve stole the knowledge of Good and Evil from god and this is why we have the free will to go to hell. This said, i'm not even Christian, so let's not wage a theological war in the deep ends of youtube XD.
The 11th century Rome-Constantinople schism was caused when the Byzantine church claimed God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit were all one being, and therefore could no longer use the cart-pool lane.
@@woerkntwerk5245 it was not caused by that The Roman church wanted to have power over the Byzantine church, while the Byzantine church wanted to have power over the Roman church They both wanted to be superior to the other This led to them excommunicating each other, causing the schism
The reason these videos aren’t crazy big hits is probably because the kids that come to watch this videos don’t understand the comedy because you know they’re kids. So like other way more insanely stupid but funny skits end up being more popular.
Actually "not-killing" commandment was more in lines of "Do not murder", so you can kill in self-defence without a sin. You can also kill a murderer as a punishment without a sin.
@@toruno7710 I believe that back in older English, when used as a noun, cause generally referred to a just cause and not just any cause, but over time that distinction went away to match the verb, which did not have a positive or negative connotation. Plus in the KJV where it just says thou shalt not kill, the scribes also assumed the reader would understand that it meant you should not kill without a just cause. It says all life is sacred, however that includes your own, so if your life is about to end at the hands of another, you may protect yourself even if it means killing him. Plus, humans need to eat, just like any other animal, but what sets us apart is sapience. We can choose what we want to eat for reasons outside survival. Killing an animal for food is not murder because you are using it to nourish yourself.
@@nathanoher4865 I'll be honnest, i'll be honnest before i read this comment i'll never the "without cause part". It was "Thou shall not kill" for me, and i'm french when i learn those it was the same thing without " the without cause part". But it seems absurd to add that. I think It's because in hebrew there another for murder and like kill in self defense or by accident from what i Heard. Not sure tho
@@toruno7710 yeah I believe the Hebrew word 'Retzah' is written in the original commandment and only Retzah' only refers to killing outside of war, and self defense. Kind of like just saying Though shall not murder. Since murder doesn't really include war or self defense
@@jadedesigns6171 *gasp* NO! NOT POSSIBLE! SATIRE?! ON THE INTERNET?! LORD FORBID WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!?!?! Frick dude I’m well aware that this is a joke, I thought my comment was kinda funny
@@andewfusthe3rd Saying "as a christian" is almost same as saying "as a vegan", doesn't matter how obvious joke is there is always that few guys that willtake it dead serious
I love the Mel Brooks movie scene where God gives Moses 15 commandments. Moses accidently drops and shatters one of the stone tablets while walking down the mountain. So he tells everyone that God gave him 10 commandments.
The reason the number 7 sometimes has a cut on the middle is because when Moses was reading out loud the 10 commandments he said: "Number 7: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife" And then someone shouted from the crowd: "Cut that one out!".
Only discovered your videos last night when they were recommended to me but i can't stop watching them which is nice especially since I'm stuck in a snow storm. Keep up the good work sir.
I kinda wonder now if you're a former christian or something cuz you know plenty of these bible references. Love your skits tho, they always lighten up my day!
He is not a chill dude he is the Almighty he knows your fate if you will go to Heaven or hell so please be prepared because no one is a promise tomorrow
The Old Testament actually allows someone to kill someone without being charged for murder if the person killed breaks into their house, and the break-in happened at night (Exodus 22:2)
I was surprised by this so i looked it up. It just allow to smite him and if the thief dies of his injuries you're not guilty of murder. Which is very different.
@@toruno7710 I see what you mean, though I found that some translations (including the one I used) just say “is killed” and not “is hit and dies”. But I see that it most likely means what you said.
@@JZsBFF Not really killjoys they just had happier lives and more happier marriages than your parents. But hey if the mailman is a better boyfriend than your father, then by all means, let him do his thing 🤣
Sometimes i just dont get some jokes but i watch it cuz i love your style of talking editing comedy and stuff. You ve got really cool voice and accent to listen to
I’m not a Biblical expert or pastor or priest, but I can confidently say the Adultery one was somewhat misunderstood. One commits adultery in 2 possible ways. Being a person having sex while married, but with a person you are not married to. The other way is if you have sex with someone who is married, but who isn’t married to you. It isn’t overall, can’t have sex with someone you’re not married to, it’s more specific than that.
As a Christian. This is funny xD I think a lot of Christian’s would not appreciate this but. Good job. I think the God character could have been toned back a bit to make more impact on certain jokes but. Still funny.
@@Eanaro ummm I’m sorry brother...but people should not make jokes on God...this kinda hurts the sentiments of others..we should know when and how to joke
@@user-yd8rz3jk7l That's an inherantly religious take. I beleive that we should be able about anything. But i'll be honnest i'm an agnostic-atheist who was raised a catholic, so religion appears realy flawed to me.
When He reached for the wallet, I thought that he is done with it and gonna push the red button and dude is gonna fall through a trap door straight to hell.
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