new #1 skywars strategy 

Technoblade: *It's over, Anakin. I have legally obtained personal property and have built a residence upon it*

“If you don’t have good interior, how will you win?” *removes a dead bush*

"Hippity hoppity, get off my property." - Technoblade, 2019 in SMP Earth.

Everyone else playing skywars: **sweating intensifies** Technoblade: haha house go brr

Next day: Everybody builds houses for themselves in skywars and live happily ever after

I just did this strategy, and I was in the final 2. The other person looked at me, and said, "nice Technoblade house strat." About a minute later, he fell into the void and I won. THIS WORKS!!!

techno uses Strat: 100% win rate me uses Strat: 0% win rate and before I can ever get blocks I get rushed by some dude with prot 9 million Diamond amour and a Diamond sword that has so much sharpness I can't even look at the dude before i'm dead

Techno 1 year after this video: Makes fun of someone who builds a house on their island.

Technoblade: **literally does nothing except building a house** Also Technoblade: **wins easily**

9:20 "get out of my property" and shooting people this is so american

3:50 imagine spending so long camping the middle getting full ench diamond armor, getting gaps and epearl just to fall while bridging

Spawn island: exists* Technoblade: it’s free real estate

*grian would like to know your location*

If only I had enemies this incompetent

tryhard: *oh look, a kids building a house this should be ez* the kid in the house:

whenever i feel im not on my A game i watch techno and get better, Rest in peace king

Bro u might have won the game at 4:04, but you decreased your property value at the same time, so who is the true winner?

0:20 Places crafting bench 2 blocks from an already pre-places crafting bench

This was the very first video of Techno's that I watched. Really sad to see him go, he was truly a great inspiration to me and many others...

Techno: "Buildings are always for short people" Short people: **laughing in pain**

i litterally started watching techno blade because of minecraft mondays, what is this man doing? how is he always winning?!? he, he builds houses.

So nobody’s gonna mention that his nick is: “Architect”? It fits perfectly.

8:58 I like how mr bean went in the house just to say hello. What a great man

Techno: I'm not even tryharding Me, an intellectual: He has become Grian, a tryhard at building

"What he sees is a random steve skin building a terrible house, He assumes you've downloaded the game yesterday- He assumes you think youre playing singleplayer and that you don't even know the difference between him and a creeper, and then suddenly he tries to bridge up and then you become spontaneously intelligent and then just throw him off the cliff before he can do anything and *free coins"* -Technoblade 2017 idk what made me laugh so hard, either it was the creeper or free coins.

Taxes went up and i lost the game :(

We lost a great man today Rest In Peace technoblade ❤️

"He wants to be friends but I've learn't my lesson" " *_No friendship ever_* "

9:30 techno shows his second amendment rights

I liked the part with the door.

I don't know why these videos are bursting. Getting in recommendation after techno passed away These videos are making me sad and nothing else I hope he's alive and just pranking

lol i was watching this and trying the strat. yep 100% win ratio

"RU-vidr opens door, watches man die, then closes door again" best tactic

The best way to be good at skywars is to eat a balanced breakfast.

ANDREW TATE: what color is your Bugatti (2023) TECHNOBLADE: What kind of house do you have (2017)1:35 I have a theory...........

Techno with Skywars players: "I had no expectations and I'm still disappointed."

He has full prot gear and grapples and I have nothi- *he walks off edge* .... why do I play this

This guy needs to collab with Grian

I’m rewatching everything. The content is still S tier.

I can't believe how BAD Skywars players were 5 years ago.

I'm gonna see so many houses now in solo ;-;

The #1 skywars strategy is to get guuuud

RU-vid recommending me to this 6 years later

1:40 funniest part

that thumbnail is the pinnacle of human talent in art, a masterpiece for the ages. it shall be remembered for all eternity.

Techno is only using 5% of his power in Skywars

Technoblade: *literally does nothing except building a house* Also Technoblade: *wins easily*

Techno: this is a surprisingly good statagy and even i don't know why. Also techno:hit people with a bow shot while there moving from half way across the map.

FAKE. I tried this in 2008 and I lost all my money to the failing housing market

FATHER : Son What is ur plan for future Son : I AM GONNA OWN A PROPERTY AND CHILL AS THE OTHER SKYWARS PLAYERS FELL DOWN

Technoblade is the third pig, building out of the strongest material. This is the new canon.

Technoblade: builds houses in skywars Also technoblade: lives in a hole in dream smp

Picture it: PVP gods are having an insane battle outside - lava is cascading onto the ground, rods are being hurled in every direction, potions are splashing on every surface... A pig snout pokes through the curtains of a nearby house. He watches the war unfurling in front of him, silently judging. Waiting for the moment to pounce. He glances at the strength potion in his trotter, and back again at the players. The player in front of PVP_God1 erupts into an explosion of blood particles and items. PVP_GOD1 feels a surge of victory and quickly looks through the loot. He suddenly hears an oink behind him, and it is only a moment before he sees "YOU DIED!" on the screen before him in bold, red letters. ... Someone please give me an award for 'Best Writer 2017'. Lol I'm so bored [EDIT] 500 likes!! Thank you very much :)))

Again techno ... u forgot the big red arrows ...

His videos hits different now....

5:39 “natural selection per intelligence” Assuming that Skywars players have intelligence? Bold move.

Technoblade: *misses every bow shot* Also Technoblade: wow you're so bad you missed every egg

No-one: Not a single soul: Technobalde making a craftingtable while there’s one right next to him 0:18

"I don't make the rules I just discover them." - He who never dies.

I still see people building houses in Skywars. Technoblade what have you done!

After being subscribed for about a month with your quality thumbnails that people put their blood sweat and tears into I've confirmed that you are in fact at my top 10 most Overpowered anime characters.

Techno blade: I am surprised that nobody is here in the middle yet. This is supposed to be where everyone goes and fights. me: *literally sees 2 full dia armor players fighting with each other* umm what are you talking about?

Its so satisfying wen he is placing the blocks

R.I.P legendd

the best way to be good at skywars is to be the biggest nerd ever.

7:38 *im literally dying at his glass placement*

Haha great video Techno, your skywars videos are some of my favorites

everybody: fight each other to the death. Techno: builds a house.

I am a simple man. I see a Technoblade video. I turn off AdBlock. I watch

I know why he wins TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES

R I P techno you will never be forgotten. Techno never dies my wigga

Dan: goes sweat mode and FAILES 50 games straight. Techno: Builds a house, gets 0 gear, and wins every game

1:42 i wish i could type as fast as that guy

who needs to ruin children's day when you can become an architecture lol

Ah another well drawn and sketched thumbnail I love the details soo much!!

RIP legend techno may he rest well

"I don't make the rules, I just discover them" LOL

the best way is to *bhop the shit outta every nerd*

Floating island: *exists* Technoblade: "It's free real estate"

Here I was asking "what if someone built a house in skywars? "....

hmm the strategy is missing thing.... A PENTAGON!

3:45 when he fell off I lost it!

9:35 that moment when u dont mute a group chat on discord while theres a convo

instead of being sad all the time. i enjoy his old vids

Skywars Map: **exists** Technoblade: _Its free real estate_

4 pickaxes at the start of the game WE HAVE BEEN TRICKED THE PICKAXES ARE PAID ACTORS

RIP Techno keep on being #1 where ever you are!

this one is a classic, one of my favorite vids techno made, hope your house is nice in heaven as well.

0:01 4 diamond picks in one chest nice

Technoblade: 0:26 I GOT A FISH!!

Techno: uses house strategy Land master: I’m bouta bed this mans whole career

1:56 emotional damage!!

Everyone: rush them kill sweat Thechnoblade: Builds house

IF YOU WALK PAST A MOD JUST SAY OH BOI I HOPE THEY BRING BACK TECHNO GUILD!

Feels like it never happened to him

I love that the last guy was like, "wow. Respect." Hahahaha

Lazarbeam: its a diamond pick axe, I nEeD fIvE oF tHeM Techno: Hold my beer

10:26 respect

Easily the best video on the channel. I’ve watched this over 10 times.

I wanna use this strat now, thanks for the showcase Techno 🙂