dude college is CRAZY i fear for my LIFE

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@captainsnake8515 4 года назад

“So when real college hits I’d fold like a house of cards before a hurricane” techno never lets us forget that he’s an English nerd

@Georgios_F 3 года назад

603 liked but no comments? Edit:what have I started...

@wilde2746 3 года назад

663 likes and one comment?

@hannahcheon9889 3 года назад

747 likes and two comments?

@pico1109 3 года назад

754 likes and 3 comments(this stupid trend i must continue ahh)

@lemonesgue137 3 года назад

777 like and four comments?

@afkaralp 4 года назад

"College is easy. It's like riding a bike only that the bike is on fire and the floor is on fire and everything is on fire, because you are in hell"

@58shawnshibu58 4 года назад

call me carsonnnn reference

@thewordsmith7364 3 года назад

ProZD

@liljohnnynandos1454 3 года назад

You stole that from a yearbook quote

@lol4livs 3 года назад

@@liljohnnynandos1454 it has quotation marks? What's your point it's a q u o t e

@jgray1831 3 года назад

@@liljohnnynandos1454 bro... it’s a quote... in quotation marks... Meaning... He didn’t come up with it 🤯

@user-jd3gf5xw1x 3 года назад

Guy hacking: WHAT THE HELL WHAT CLUENT IS HE USING??? techno, in the most calm voice: that guy was legit

@arlo9754 3 года назад

he just had a good gaming chair

@levko4738 3 года назад

@@arlo9754 and a healthy diet

@sofiaporras3624 3 года назад

and a good haircut

@Bunny-nh4js 3 года назад

And clean pair of glasses

@cheploper4621 3 года назад

He just had good drip

@own4801 4 года назад

Imagine if MC Mondays does Skywars and Technoblade makes it into a casual video like this.

@MCminer-gr4hx 4 года назад

They would probably make it lucky block skywars lol

@RS-ABSOLUTE 3 года назад

Bruh seriously! 😂

@dummylion1254 3 года назад

😂😂

@houtarou_oreki 3 года назад

I wouldn't even be suprised

@T0xicBeann 3 года назад

We wouldn’t even notice

@kapsxd 4 года назад

Technoblade: 1:18 "9:30! no one is awake at 9:30!" Me: *Has to wake up for school at six*

@hosseokjin8685 4 года назад

me: *has to wake up for school at **5:15*

@kapsxd 4 года назад

@@hosseokjin8685 if you actually press 5:15. Techno says that you are a functional adult 😂😂

@jems3732 4 года назад

mom woke up at 4:30am to get ready for school and now she can barely wake up at 9am.

@ethand958 4 года назад

6? Ameteur

@randoperson2032 4 года назад

same but it officially starts at 7 but before is for preperation cuz im lazy

@WizedexReal 5 лет назад

"When you add a third or fourth player into it, man, it's not pvp anymore. That's just politics, man." -Technoblade

@llamallover1057 3 года назад

the beginning of his anti-government phase

@alex2005z 2 года назад

Clearly not US politics

@degenera7039 4 года назад

I love how sarcastic this channel is

@Bob13454 4 года назад

It's not sarcasm video games are serious business.

@antt2228 4 года назад

@@Bob13454 And deserve to be treated with respect.

@wongcayven9893 3 года назад

@@antt2228 and while other people are wasting time making actually good content and getting girlfriends, I STUDIED *THE CRAFT*

@user-fv6nc7qi2x 3 года назад

@@wongcayven9893 *He

@akaanshakhter9936 Год назад

was*

@anw5772 4 года назад

3:49 i think techno forgot it’s college.... internet is HIGHLY used at night

@OneBorko 3 года назад

Actually, at college u do it with internet during the day and u sleep with someone during the night... If you are lucky enough.

@TechnobladeClips 3 года назад

@@OneBorko i don't think techno used to sleep with people at college lol

@mene6465 3 года назад

TechnoCLIPS he’s not talking about techno...

@TechnobladeClips 3 года назад

@@mene6465 hmmmm good point

@mello9586 2 года назад

@@OneBorko wut

@enhu2370 3 года назад

imagine being the technopinggood guy afk and when he gets back sees a invite from technoblade...

@basenthesham6272 3 года назад

and he missed it

@puddlee 2 года назад

Sad

@roywempor8395 2 года назад

He is too important for techno

@missaelruiz8961 5 лет назад

"You're legally a toddler" LMAO

@basementbabies7726 3 года назад

his “hallooo” is pure seritonin

@dhruvjain5439 2 года назад

His and Iskall85's, those are addiction at their finest

@jonahs5585 3 года назад

“No one is awake at 9:30” *Everyone who is in middle or high school has entered the chat*

@dogsdreamtoo8427 5 лет назад

lol nerd we all know the only reason you're even going to college is for the upload speed. classes are a necessary sacrifice in order to get to 10 mil subs

@flowwater1237 5 лет назад

Cady Cat wooosh

@mystic3476 5 лет назад

Cady Cat 7

@btdpro752 5 лет назад

@@CadWad his joking dear Lord

@qxarts3896 5 лет назад

Cady Cat Its normal for our 9yr olds to cyberbully techno

@max6090 3 года назад

Mcc did it and he demolished them

@CatYoshster 3 года назад

"Its raining men" -Technoblade

@sofiaporras3624 3 года назад

hallelujah

@ImGalaxify 3 года назад

It’s raining men

@meagain4512 4 года назад

I have discovered your channel through Minecraft Monday and other RU-vidrs... Holy hell you are relatable

@s4muraik290 4 года назад

I'm an og 200k subscriber

@evantheduck9042 4 года назад

@@s4muraik290 I probly would if I had found The channel then

@TristanPopken 4 года назад

@@s4muraik290 I am an og 80k subscriber. But thats still late and not og

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 4 года назад

inb4 1 mil

@atatatatatatata2700 3 года назад

Im from like 150k or smth

@GuyMichaely 5 лет назад

Collegeblade 1 week ago: real excited to restart uploading Collegeblade now: lol what nerds

@markn91 3 года назад

“I don’t think I’m going to enjoy this game” I love how calmly that was stated

@weerachathongsuebchat2926 3 года назад

"I didn't" I love how calmly that was typed

@ToommGaming234 5 лет назад

Title: “i fear for my LIFE” Me: “What life?”

@noelchristianemmanconcepci293 4 года назад

college life, :/

@PlacidSine 4 года назад

Toomm burn

@satriosukarji1777 Год назад

This aged. It really did.

@anJellica_ Год назад

@@satriosukarji1777 yep..

@SparkliOfficial Год назад

This one aged for real lol.......XD

@the_serotonin 3 года назад

I love that fact that he has no intro except for “Welcome to another episode of skywars”, and not even 30 seconds in, he’s making iconic quotes.

@EpicSeps 3 года назад

I like how techno compares politics and minecraft skywars

@weerachathongsuebchat2926 3 года назад

And its the perfect comparison

@puretestoster1 2 года назад

accurate comparison

@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb Год назад

Same thing

@justsomerandomguyontheinte1357 5 лет назад

Your upload schedule is CRAZY i fear for my LIFE

@aluneesan1916 2 года назад

hahahahahah

@jmcg9700 3 года назад

Techno: kills guy that was literally bhopping Techno after: “So back to what I was saying about being able to kill sentient players.”

@hiraya.7854 3 года назад

Technoblade dying at 8 am class: me: *laughs at 6 am

@dorol6375 3 года назад

Weak, I start at 4:30. At this point I'm studying at midnight

@RongDMemer Месяц назад

7 AM to 11 AM and then continue at 1PM to 5 PM

@ianchristian2447 4 года назад

Be careful when u draw thumbnails sword don’t look like a sword

@snuggys56 4 года назад

Ian Christian lmao

@ravrav6433 4 года назад

he doesnt draw them he has people draw them for him for freeeee

@jets3353 4 года назад

Rev Rav for freeeeeee

@KuwaywayLogic 4 года назад

I mean it’s sword just uh..

@jets3353 4 года назад

Kuwayway Logic good point

@notklouds-3177 4 года назад

Techno’s upload speed is faster then my brain power

@kmkushad 3 года назад

Not anymore

@randompotato8105 3 года назад

you must have a really slow brain...

@ambrosherrmann8322 3 года назад

@@randompotato8105 this was a year ago

@zemen3414 2 года назад

@@ambrosherrmann8322 2 years ago...

@funky555 5 лет назад

ive noticed that when playing the pit, it would be a 1v1 then as soon hes on 1 BOOM 3 people drop from the sky 1 dude runs around from the corner another appears infront of you and just combo you into obblivion

@Iliadic 5 лет назад

Pretty much

@weerachathongsuebchat2926 3 года назад

The pit is Hypixel's take on cookie clicker. Dont think, keep clickin

@CookieBoogieWoogie 3 года назад

“Nobody wakes up at 9:30!” Bruh my classes start at 7:30 🥺

@Beephobic1013 3 года назад

lemme guess you have the 730/8am classes

@maxwelledison9954 3 года назад

You want a cookie?

@bananade5766 3 года назад

Mine at 7

@livispuzzled 3 года назад

SAME LMAO

@keara2154 3 года назад

Lmao I used to start lessons at 8, and now at 9

@luketeal1076 Год назад

rest in peace technoblade. This is so relatable. University was a stroke of luck... every week of suffering.

@KyosisPlays 5 лет назад

*I TOLD YOU BUT YOU DID NOT LISTEN TO ME!*

@zalafed1376 5 лет назад

If technopinggood sees this vid.. he’s gonna be mad that he ignored technoblade’s party invite..

@technopinggood4555 5 лет назад

Thomas J ...... I’m dying inside

@ericyu3000 5 лет назад

Daniel Le is technopinggood

@jawsplayz 5 лет назад

Daniel Le wot

@Iliadic 5 лет назад

@@technopinggood4555 you're a sponsor! You're cool.

@technopinggood4555 5 лет назад

@Luuk I sponsored like 1-2 weeks ago

@AnimeMoonGoddess2 3 года назад

3:49 - Techno: "No one needed that minute of bandwidth at 12 am." Me: *turning in assignments last minute*

@CrazyBerserk Год назад

If anyone comes across this rewatching techno's stuff. LONG LIVE THE BLADE! Rest in peace Techno.

@matieuvanweert1667 Год назад

@zoezozo673 Год назад

o7 chain

@tushitarao6846 Год назад

@holyguacamole3186 Год назад

@CPCplayz Год назад

@nattompkins888 Год назад

The rate Techno was speaking at in this one had me smiling. Man was ADHD all the way

@astrelox 2 года назад

techno: college is actually really chill. also techno a few months later: COLLEGE IN INSANE

@user-pu2uj8iu5x 4 года назад

Techno: classes at 9:30 who wakes up then that’s just inhumane! Me watching this at 5:30:

@Superfalcon-rf7og 3 года назад

Yeah i get class at 8 lol

@forstaken2254 3 года назад

Techno against 3 nerds: GODMODE Techno against the most legit Ultra Instinct B-Hopper in Mexican History: *+20 damage*

@stergiosbousvys8008 Год назад

We will never forget you king. You will always be remembered fly high techno🕊️

@G1zzmo82 Год назад

Rest in peace, Technoblade

@Polar_soul 3 года назад

3:48 someone who was submitting an important assignment at the last minute needed that bandwidth

@MIKABL99D Год назад

I can finally watch his college story times & relate to them now :D omg

@treypepito1916 5 лет назад

Technoblade: "No ones awake at 9:30am thats inhumane" Me: Hold my beer.

@BAVBAVBAV 5 лет назад

Techno actually has a true talent for voice-overs, while actually participating with it at the same time. Like really, I suggest getting into radio. Obviously continue your RU-vid channel, but man. Go for it.

@ImmortalPaladin 2 месяца назад

This ain’t a voice over

@SPNDAT 3 года назад

As someone who’s a month into college, this video hit on a different level.

@dandelul 4 года назад

Bru watching this and when he talk about about assignments I just remember something I had my mom to sigh you saved me life

@drewholmes7356 9 месяцев назад

As someone who’s started college for real…I understand exactly what he was talking about… Rest well Beloved Blade.

@kvltgoro 8 месяцев назад

Technoblade's videos help when I'm depressed. o7

@Nerdnumberone 2 года назад

The best fights (from an audience's perspective, imho) is when Techno has to fight multiple relatively good, but not great, players. It really lets him look like a God when he beats a swarm of players who are at least good enough not to fall off by themselves.

@citychick6732 5 лет назад

*that was the greatest intro I've ever heard* *-by the skin of my teeth-*

@Beephobic1013 3 года назад

teeth don’t even have skin so that shows you how ive gotten by

@painthamizhmv124 3 года назад

Lol

@strangepoyo1201 5 лет назад

Imagine if the guy in the begining breaking the glass ended up getting techno with the trap

@pgts2490 5 лет назад

Just me or does the thumbnail’s diamond sword look like a ....

@gigachadgaming6071 5 лет назад

Puggets lol

@kazeu7106 5 лет назад

DEMONITIZED.

@lilly4154 5 лет назад

Idk looks like a Pokémon

@gullerodjensen6926 5 лет назад

Puggets it is definetly not only you 👍

@pemgoon 5 лет назад

oh just shut up

@mammothedits 2 года назад

4:58 "When you're 17 you're legally a TODDLER" tommyinnit does not approve lol

@dep_mex1493 3 года назад

6:20 the year is 2021, regular skywars has become ranked skywars and ranked skywars has become the deepest pit of hell, where the lasr hope of having fun has dried out like a rotten... orange?

@HajudinStar Год назад

as someone who has never played skywars.... *I'm scared*

@samu-yx8zv 5 лет назад

boi i wish my classes started at 9:30... 7:50 EVERY SINGLE DAY.

@mystikkatz 5 лет назад

THAT IS NOTHING *6:45** EVERY DAY*

@ColemanCraftFTW 5 лет назад

It’s called being in college. Elementary- HS starts at 7:50-8:00 where I live but my first class is at 9:30

@json_n 5 лет назад

I wake up at 5:30 am and school starts at 7:00 am

@zephyrean700 5 лет назад

TIMMMEEEEE DIFFFFERRRRRENNNNCCEEEESSSSSS

@ohwellhey6221 5 лет назад

RDG2 DUDE ARE WE THE ONLY ONES WHO START AT 6:45? I can’t see anyone complainin’ about having to wake up at 6

@discodrift2455 Год назад

Such a legend... Rest easy king 👑

@mioriusoldchannelnewlinkin7446 5 лет назад

HOLY TechnoPingGood is my friend in Hypixel!!!!!

@dominicquick107 3 года назад

what was his reaction to this vid

@user-fv6nc7qi2x Год назад

technoblade giving me the picture of collage, lol legend u still help me

@jubayeralam8358 Год назад

It seems unreal...that this guy is no more

@alyss7078 4 года назад

1:04 *"It's all coming together"*

@ultiwolfy 4 месяца назад

Its been 1- almost 2 years since he passed away and he still appears on my recommendations. What a god. Technoblade never dies

@kurao14 3 года назад

Technoblade: “nobody wakes up at 8 o’clock” Me watching this at 8 o’clock: “yep...”

@ezmyth2393 3 года назад

You can literally sleep while watching techno blade

@bryantenjhay65 3 года назад

Techno just casually kills a hacker while i fall of accidentally

@sevens770 3 года назад

Imagine being techno ping good and going afk, only to come back to missing a party invite from technoblade...

@augisoncrack 3 года назад

*i love how he acts that "Oumaigad Teknobleid"*

@therambunctiousrobloxian9323 5 лет назад

*Nobody's up at 9: 30*

@Airuz1 5 лет назад

*I WAKE UP AT 5*

@therambunctiousrobloxian9323 5 лет назад

Why is everyone saying what time they wake up. He said it in the video XP

@ber2704 5 лет назад

im awake at 5:50 fight me

@addserver2639 5 лет назад

How tf do you all get up at like 5am I can barely wake up at 7

@bloo7663 5 лет назад

i wake up at almost 9:30 am

@sarjminecraft9764 Год назад

Rest King 👑 rip tecno 😢 I can’t believe this is true but these are old memories I have to see

@redpandah7862 5 лет назад

I feel like Techno is secretly telling us a message with each video he makes pleading for mercy and help.

@10_r12 3 года назад

The thumbnail is the most artistic thing I have ever seen

@malifyed223 5 лет назад

4:07 he thought it was free real estate

@daysfnm9663 5 лет назад

I thought your weren’t a nerd

@ratbat1072 5 лет назад

N E R D

@nuwbers 5 лет назад

What?

@godlyvex5543 5 лет назад

yuour're*

@Bluestic123 5 лет назад

yeren't**

@MintyMinster 5 лет назад

yergn’kk***

@oZempy Год назад

Rest in peace techo ❤

@330thcube 5 месяцев назад

I love how Techno barely even talked about college and got sidetracked talking about Ranked Skywars for the whole video

@chills2216 5 лет назад

Anytime TechnoTheManPig uploads, its gonna be a good 10 minutes.

@apaxial1509 5 лет назад

Nerd u didn’t even intro in the beginning

@WhoEvenFilms 5 лет назад

that’s an ODD refrence

@apaxial1509 5 лет назад

i dont care lol

@worldrecordcherrylicker8228 5 лет назад

regular stuff

@apaxial1509 5 лет назад

agree

@apaxial1509 5 лет назад

Interesting

@starcycle4308 2 года назад

"I have a class at 9:30!? What!? This is cruel and inhumane!" My (past) elementary school's class, who starts at 7:00: Amateur

@infinitypasta215 3 года назад

it has taken me literally years to realise that my habit to talking politely but dismissively to inanimate objects is something i have picked up from this random guy on the internet and i will never be able to break it because at this point its a part of me

@zegaspeed 7 месяцев назад

Its a good thing to remember him by

@skyquake1489 5 лет назад

Technoblade says 8 o'clock is torture *Casually in 7th period at 5:40

@broncosfan303- 4 года назад

I'm in 5th grade and I USED TO HAPPY BUT NOW THAT I SEE THIS I FEAR FOR MY LIFE

@jems3732 4 года назад

WHAT, 5:40am? how.. schools like 7 hours so .. what.

@Evthesnev 23 дня назад

@@jems3732could be pm

@Evthesnev 23 дня назад

@@broncosfan303-how’s 9th grade

@shoutingalice2943 Год назад

I'm going to miss this. I'm so glad he left all of them up 💛

@mememan2297 Год назад

man this is so much better than a lot of other youtubers' content. rip techno :(

@gracesevidal9223 Год назад

Legend rest in peace

@ember1537 4 года назад

5:24 thank you for curing my ocd

@TristanPopken 4 года назад

@imrapid407 8 месяцев назад

The older i get the more reletable technos videos get

@kaeori 3 года назад

Techno: *Complains about starting classes at **9:30**.* Me who starts at 7:25 yet I'm only in my 1st year at secondary: 👁👄👁

@alvaroromero6165 5 лет назад

Technoblade I just love your videos, the way you talk about real life stuff and the fact that you're about my age.. I can relate so much XD good luck on college bro