When Introducing The Band Takes Too Long 

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I can’t believe ryan time travelled a minute into the past just to make this comment

get ublock origin plugin if you do!

Turf Nugget

Love you other version of WE in the Kaleidoscope reality illusion world...

if they drum loud enough it might sound like a bass i decided

The band should be named leftovers

No guitars either

@@jpuican Now I know a lot has happened since then, but Burt Whomp on the guitar was listed first

They're called Knitslop

And the lead vocalist, who is obviously the one introducing the band, very characteristically-of-lead-vocalists never introduces himself

base player is back in the tour bus, with the audience member's girlfriend, introduction guy is stalling for time, so bass can finish

But at least he got to join the army.

Yeah, it looks like Ryan _dropped the bass._ 😀

I forgot about the bass player, you forgot about the bass player, it's a very forgettable bass player.

Genius

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. That's amazing!

And his three drum sets.

​@@hoid9407 I, however, am mad

Murder Peterson actually came up with the idea to write it all off. He shreds like nobody's business.

Aw man my favorite was when he played Oh [Bleep] That’s Not Paper What Do I Do Aaahh live on stage for the first time, totally ad-libbed brilliance that became one of his best works

@@nomoresaul Awesome! 🤘🎸 That's from his album Sheet Protectors and Paper Clips!

Unplugged ? So it was a a wireless shredder?

@@neilkurzman4907 No, you really need to see it, he uses one of those old school paper cutters for his unplugged performances, he is also amazing on the scissors, even plays the box cutter and the scalpel!

@@neilkurzman4907 If it was wireless, why would you need to unplug it? 😁

Don't forget to warn her very existent boyfriend too

@@brucewillis542 Savage! You murdered them!

​@kingbradley9066 whoopsie

I used to do that in my high school classes all the time. The teachers couldn't figure out where it was coming from and they would get super p*****.

​@@RK-ck6plYou used to MURDER people in your high school classes?! 😮

I had fried chicken for lunch. I don't really like fried chicken, but that is why I believe the economy is the way it is. The End.

This is me those various times when I desperately and creatively make the utmost effort to use as many words as possible in order for my English 101 third assignment essay to reach the upper limits of words imposed by my brilliant English professor.

@@richardmahn7589I had fried* chicken for lunch that was fried using a fryer. I absolutely hate fried chicken with the entirety of my heart and soul. However, this is a great demonstration as to why the free market in our capitalist society is how it is right now. The End. *disgustingly fried in the atrocity that is peanut oil

I wanna like but it’s at 911 likes

That did seem to be a really long video.

I actually found myself halfway through the video, checking the time bar while wondering how much longer it was going to be. Not because I wasn't entertained. But because despite it being amusing, the video managed to have a very droning feel to it.

It's okay but a bit too rocky for my taste. He needs to switch up his sound and not take his audience for granite.

😂😂😂

Lord Darkwell released some great Rock Music.

A lil "too" edgy for my tastes😂

I liked him until he left the Stones.

I thought that's what got him fresh into prison. I suppose them finding out you were alive after all is how he got out.

"Fresh out of jail" Prison is for punishment. Jail is to keep you from running away before trial.

This comment was super easy barely an inconvenience I decided

Nice

​@@Kanyewestbiggestfan123Sick!

Nice

I first read this as communistronaut but then I realized I'm stupid

hilarious considering your name chuckRISEup😂

@@sandythemaster6898 It is to remind him to do that since he sits too much

@@mavortius8768 😂😂😂

Hah. I spend all my time standing. Have ever since I was a teenager. Unless I'm sleeping or driving. And strangely enough I have yet to experience all this back pain everyone else complains they started getting around age 30. It's also a lot easier to not get sleepy in the first place if you aren't sitting around.

Ryan can't generate 100 unique mustaches ... YET ...

Wow.

That’s tight. No literally that’s tight, as in there’s not much room on the stage anymore

There is a video of him saying all the words he knows on a TV station. You should look for it

“If Letters Hadn’t Been Invented” that’s what that video would be called, I decided

"All the noises i can make"

"the first guy to ever make a commercial" from about 4 years ago. Thumbnail has someone holding a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it. Not a small one, a decently big one, but not too big, etc.

Absolutely brilliant and I barely like pickles 😂

Large dark round disc, small shiny round disc, or disc trapped in a box that can also show images?

I listen to music on rectangles.

@@AtrakKarta How about the large shiny round disks? I haven't seen those in a couple of decades.

@@mavortius8768 I thought those only did images. We used them in one of the rooms for learning things to show a series of related pictures.

Angus Smeed is really quite a talented drummer tho, low-key

Had a surprise xylophone at a gig i was sound guy at last month... Last year was a drummer pulling out a flugal horn half way thru a set..

I hear ya bro

​@@captnaberystwyth2879 Wait, flugal horns are an actual thing? I thought MLPFiM made that up. Leave it to Pinkie Pie to be a master of obscure instruments. I bet she'd kill it on the hurdy-gurdy too.

@@mattwo7 ikr!

And one of them died

And the other left. That was a hell of a warm-up act!

Technically, if there are more performers than audience, you don't have to perform a show. That's how it is in the actor's guild, I believe, but I don't know if it extended to musicians. The best reason to have so many people in your band would be that if you showed up to this you could leave without penalty. This band showed up with more than 10x the number of people in the audience and decided, screw it, we're doing this. 100 child chore and all.

And to this day it remains a mystery as to why that is.

Reminds me of when I used to play in bands...

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

He did look very happy holding that

Imagine what the IRS thinks every year when they receive Ryan's tax forms.

He Actually Played A Sound Only Dogs Can Hear?Impressive

I hope you found your dogs mind

You never saw a jug band I guess? They are pretty awesome actually.

It is slap worthy

Chuggs was my room mate in college, great guy. Contrary to his name though he HATED alcohol

Just holding a spatula...

Dingle McCringleberry too expensive to add on then?

Please look up the amazingly mangled names from the Japanese video game Fighting Baseball. There are some real gems in there.

Yeah, I was worried for a second.

I also need more D’ark-- wait I think I looked him in the 🗿🗿🗿

What an incredible character name!

The three drummers really make their songs unique.

He even had himself in one scene overlapping! MIND BLOWN!

It's literally a scene from the Ryanverse ser, these are all separate people.

But who will he interact with?

@@dabatman5187 God

That would be super easy barely an inconvenience

Just read the bible

Reply 5, wyh od I aevh a muoht?

Also all the different outfits.

Tight*

Duplicate plurals and duplicate plurals are tight!

If you're gonna use two plurals, just use one. If you're gonna use two plurals, just use one.

i think he said "gentleman and gentleman"

It's definitely "Gentleman and gentleman" in that the band are fully aware that the audience is just the two guys.

Reminds me of when the shredder truck that picked up and shredded documents for the hospital I worked at caught on fire. I assume somebody threw something in the shred bins that they shouldn't have and it didn't get noticed.

@@mavortius8768 oh boy...

Nah, I bet it was super easy and barely an inconvenience.

LOL, I didn't notice that but it does sound kind of like the FF theme. I don't know why you had to specify FFXIV though since it is pretty much every FF.

@@mavortius8768 Because it's specifically that version. One of the keyboardists is literally named "Lefty Logins" too. An obvious play on "left logged in"

Wel, isn't that pretty much his entire channel? 😊

Confirmed. That is the Final Fantasy Prelude.

There have been two or three cameos, it was probably because it was just 2 guys.

We did see a picture of Ryan's family, though now that I remember what his wife and daughter looked like that probably helps prove your case. Unless it is a thing like dwarves in lord of the rings where you can't tell the males apart from the females.

As one should. 😈

I forgot about the bass guitarist, you forgot about the bass guitarist, it's a very forgettable bass guitarist.

"Hi there, hello." "Hi there, hello." "So listen, I had an idea right." "Uh huh..." "So, I was thinking maybe we make a biiiig place and we fill it with these sorta fake vehicles" "What? Why would we fill a place with fake vehicles?" "Because, they'll move but only through a set path" "So like... a train?" "Kinda like a train, but not really because they don't help you get anywhere." "What? You're crazy, man. What would- what's even the point of all that?" "Because it'd be for fun, I decided." "I don't know man... seems kinda weird." "I was also thinking we could make some of them activate the fear response of the brain when you think you're about to die, and you could get that rush but without any of the actual danger." "Oh my god. That sounds horrible! Why would anyone want to torture themselves by tricking their own brain into thinking they're dying?" "Because it'll feel good, I decided." "I don't- I just, I don't know man, that's crazy... you said there won't be any actual danger though, right?" "Ehhh"

@@thatvoicedude_ The train originated as a fairground attraction actually!

@@BritishTrainspotting That's really funny and only makes it better tbh, so thank you for that addition

@@thatvoicedude_ I feel sick.

@@XtreeM_FaiL Why's that?