LOL!! Reminds me of the time a passenger came up to my window and asked me (with a straight face), "Excuse me sir, does this train stop at the next station?" It was one of the few times in my entire life when I was at a complete loss for words. In retrospect I figured out later that he meant "does this train stop at 50th Street?" as opposed to the express whose next stop would be 72nd street. But at the time, it was like being in the Twilight Zone.
