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@El Matadores You're telling the black woman that beyonce is an ugly bitch and you would much rather have a poster of this new black woman you found on your wall.
Marty Sheersn joey diaz’s comedy is pretty good. Joe Rogan’s comedy is god awful. I like Rogan more as a personality and commentator than his cringe awful comedy
When I was 16 I got on a plane for a two hour flight ,I had an ounce of the stinkiest weed ever down my pants, I had wrapped it in a couple of freezer bags and taped it up half an hour into the flight I had to piss and when I unzipped the inside of the zipper tore the freezer bag open,now I tried to make a quick fix with the tape but when I went back to my seat I realized the whole cabin of this plane could smell the dope ,it was so strong I could hear everyone talking about it and passengers complaining to hostess's about the smell, it really was that bad, All I could think was there is going to be cops waiting at the airport and lucky I only had hand luggage as there was a bunch of cops near the bag belts, lucky it was busy I sped out straight into a taxi ,he said to me,I think you were suppose to get in the line there was people waiting ,I was ready for that and flicked a fifty dollar note at him and said just drive mate, it was funny because he replied in his Indian accent ,(OK were are we going sir, ), Finally I could relax.
@Foot L Johnson if you Google the locations and time periods he talks about most them are accurate. Even if they aren't hes still HAVING FUN. Might wanna try it sometime
@Foot L Johnson Lmao all you're doing is saying the same thing, just bealcause you think you are a human lie detector doesnt mean you are. growing up in a certain area wont let you sniff out everyones bullshit, id be willing to bet money that i can lie and you would have no idea and you know why? because you dont fucking know me or joe so how do you know every story he tells is fake, you're also acting like your opinion is fact. You arent a psychologist so you actually have no say in what you think you know what someone is saying.
@@donnyfrank2962 I get that aspect. But what makes us so frank? No pun intended. Like I have this same sort of psychotic attitude where I basque in the feeling of putting people in their place. Like I live for that. I wish somebody would talk to me that way on a plane. I'd have the same reaction. I've noticed it's like a North East thing. Jersey, NY, Mass, etc. Can overpopulation be the only thing?
It's an east coast, particularly New England thing. Massholes, New yorkies, and Jersey Mafia, we all have the same attitude. I grew up in Massachusetts, and living in Minneapolis now, I Miss the straightforward, get to the fucking point attitude, and if it hurts your feelings too bad.
@@donnyfrank2962 it's not like that here in Minneapolis where it's winter 9 months a year, like I said previously, it's a northeast/new England thing that I miss dearly.
Watched this for the first time today, is it me third time? O yeah. I keep keeling over laughing. Happy New Year Mr. Joey. oxox (And watching it yet again, remembering that guy from Bavaria I went out with for awhile. He actually talked exactly like the bossy dude).
I just spewed Mt Fiji water all over my exercise bike when he said that shit about National Geographic LMFAO and I can't even tell these people the truth about why I'm laughing!
@jay everyone exaggerates when story telling...and it makes it better, stop being a pussy talking shit online when you know that in person you don't care enough to butt into a conversation about Diaz ans the only reason you do it here is bevause you want attention
Sure is. Tom appears on the Rogan podcast one time where he's telling a story about travelling with Diaz on a plane and they're both high the whole time. There are so many Diaz lines he delivers in his Diaz voice, it's fucking brilliant, not to mention hilarious.
Foot L Johnson dude I don’t get how so many people eat his shit up. I think some of his shit is funny but he constantly lies out his ass. he comes up with bullshit stories on the spot and tries giving them credibility by throwing in specific names or insignificant details. it is often painstakingly obvious
Foot L johnson yea there all gone now all those ittalian gangs are gone. Funny thing is the ittalian mafia still runs alot of buisnesses in new york its sad. All that blood money and the cops let them do it
the comments saying Joey is racist and a womanizer...come on guys it's clearly in the context of a joke...how about turning off the PC radar, sit back, relax and have a laugh ...
@Ask Questions Later - I don't get that line at all but I sense that it is funny. What does a poster of Beyonce have to do with anything? Is it a taunt implying the woman in question is hotter? Could you explain ?
This is all well and good but don't forget that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The A-Team.
None of you bitches waited quietly with your brothers n dad at 7:59pm for that opening to start, if anyone missed it you were crushed for a whole week, my dad went out and bought a small black n white so he could watch the live pick 3, 4 and 6 on channel 8 at 7:59pm while sitting on the corner of the couch waiting for the beginning of the A-TEAM... and being a decorated Sergeant in the Army for 2 tours in Vietnam he fuckin lived vicariously through the A-TEAM because he definitely wasn't happy with his career as a gym teacher and football and wrestling coach, he'd much rather be the 5th member of colonel John Hannibal Smiths team
Uhh if you actually believe any of joeys story’s you must be on the spectrum . He’s entertaining but 90% of his story’s are just that. Storys and he makes most of it up as he goes
He's right though, if a cop confronts you about smoking, just be straight up. Unless you live in NYC or something 99% of the time they'll cut you some slack - some dude smoking a one gram joint before a flight just isn't worth their time.
You know I was going to really give you s*** about your comment but I just can't bring myself to do it only because of your profile pic got to love the ThunderCats
I've seen that happen before with people telling others to turn their phone off even in 2019 with planes having Wi-Fi now. Totally ridiculous to chastise another adult as if they're a child. I usually ignore them when they're trying to play "hallway monitor" or troll them until they escalate then they get kicked out or put in their place once they realize they have no power.
