When someone wants to use your computer 

Let's be real, the only reason the left guy was so adamant about using the computer was simply because he also didn't want his friend to see what he has on his phone 😏

Zach's method of securing his search history seems super easy, barely an inconvenience.

This video had so many oppurtunities for sponsors like Coinbase or VPNs, but Zach didn't include them. He did that for us.

The letter P is extremely sus

I expected him to press one key and hear hardcore porn sounds.

“Your homepage is Pornhub” “Oh shit I’ve been meaning to change that” Lmao, but I thought he took great care in cleaning up his tracks.

The constant baiting of sponsorships was done amazingly, well done Zach!

I feel like having someone use my pc is like having them use my toothbrush. Even if there's nothing to hide, I just hate the fact that they control my stuff.

"I'll just put my face really close" - Zach star

I kept waiting for the VPN sponsorship lol

"Wait, why don't you just screencast from your phone, that way you can show me the video and we can sidestep this whole thing?" "And risk showing you MY youtube history? Out of the question."

the last parts of the process reminded me of that one scene in family guy where peter is just deleting like 50 tabs and joe goes "how old is that girl?" And peter just takes it, sails out to sea and drops the laptop in there

I don't know....a prostate exam from E.T. may not be the worst thing in the world,what with that healing touch and all. He may even be able to reverse a fair amount of that terrible rectal trauma that I totally don't have.

Gotta let them use the guest computer

I can end this super quickly.. “Can I use your computer?” “No”

He forgot about the fact that the internet service provider also has records of the websites he visits.

The absolute mater-of-fact monotone that he used when saying “your homepage is pornhub” had me dying 😂

when he said coinbase, I got scared but when he mentioned "c is next to x" I felt relieved

Missing the step where while at the junkyard, use the magnet strong enough lift a car to wipe the hard drive.

Its time we start asking the real questions. In fantasy stories, why is the evil guy always after "immortality and ultimate power"? How the hell does he know that what he is doing will even lead to that one specific outcome? Has the scientific method been applied yet? And if it works because someone else did it, where the hell is that guy that did it? Shouldnt he be immortal and all powerful, and thus still in charge? And if someone beat him, is his power really "ultimate"? I mean, for all you know, the bad guy has just as much evidence for his ritual ending in ultimate power and immortality as he has for it ending in the mother of all farts. I would love to see a skit where the "hero" is just trying his best to convince the villain that what he made is actually a diarreah potion and is trying to save him from embarassment after the evil villain, who ruined his own life when he found a tome that said "guide to ultimate power of the dark arts" and didnt notice the f had been rubbed off, mistakenly believes it will lead to ultimate power.

He's singlehandedly responsible for the chip shortage.

At first I was intrigued with his search history but after he said that he destroys his computer, I think I’m better off not knowing…

And that's why you share your kinks with your friends. No surprises, and you can make fun of each other mutually

My solution to this dilemma is to simply point to my bookmark bar entry that's clearly labelled "porn" and say, "that's not a joke; if you don't want to see porn right now, don't click that." The real trick though is that nobody I don't already trust ever gets close to my computer in the first place.

It always scares the shit out of me

"On MY youtube account? Absolutely not." Me every time a coworker wants to search for a song on my phone.

This video gets real dark when you realize he doesn't want him to type "c" or "p".

So disregarding the whole homepage thing, if you use someone elses computer you just open incognito yourself. OR, have firefox as the guest browser :)

I shouldn't have to use incognito mode. It's my own computer.

umm just open it in an incognito window and then give him the computer. ohhh. ok he brings it up lol. Edit, use screen cast to cast your phone onto the monitor, so only the monitor is used.

This why I hide my google chrome browser and let people use internet explorer or firefox

Just found your channel and have been binge watching them all day, tell me, why in the hell are you so funny and how havent I heard of you

“What kind of porn are you watching?” 🤣🤣🤣

"How dare you assume I know what I am doing" - I am suing you for identity theft, bc this is me right here

This is far too relatable.

Everyone knows you must have a clean guest account available on your computer at any time.

„Oh shit I’ve been meaning to change that“ 3 minutes and 10 seconds all for nothing. Lmao

This is accurate as hell for the first half 🤣

Just keep two computers.. one for yourself and one for everyone else!!! 😎

One of my professors (weeks from his retirement at this point) put P in the search bar during class once. That was interesting.

As long as you’re worried about P and X, instead of E, you’re still pure.

I was wondering what the final twist would be when he gets up but did not expect that.

I handed MY BOSS my phone to Google something, he saw phub in my “recently viewed”, looked at me and I was already staring back at him. We have never spoken of this. I see him every day. If you’re embarrassed of watching porn, as a man at least 10 years my senior, somethings wrong with you

The first letter is very important factor. But even that, google just shows what I specifically didn't want to be shown on suggestions.

That's why you enable a password less guest account

Imma be real my search history will probably put me on a list

When my phone's keyboard comes up on a URL, the three recommendations from my keyboard are the P website, the X website, and the other X website with a hamster. My keyboard truly knows the kind of person I am.

I also delete cookies and cakes from my fridge all the time 😂

How can something be so wrong, yet so true.

As a tiling wm Linux user, I don't think most of the people could use my pc even if i let them to

That's why you have at least two browsers installed and have the main one locked

Bruh love you content , keep growing and keep shining One of your OGs

"2 hours? 😟" I'm dead

I‘m dying! You‘re a legend Zach

Friend: "Hey can I show you this p**n on your computer?" Me: "Specifically what will you be searching for? The first and last letter?" Friend: "C and G" Me: "Absolutely forbidden, can't let nobody access my chegg account"

so true had a friend who always panicked when I ask for his laptop or phone to look up something on the internet

lolol I typed P into my search bar and fruit trees and plants all popped up... Persimmon was #1 I'm clean xD

You know I like to think that you just have a shit ton of twins to help you make these video’s and this was a real conversation you had.

Every computer should have a guest mode that defaults to the default install and resets every time it is booted up.

I literally cannot with you Zach 😂

When he said c I was like oh ye "chaturbate" but no he meant the X next to it , ooos

This gives me Sheldon vibes

You can always put him in guest user mode.

"what kind of porn you watching?" XD

Wow I just clicked on this video 8 min after he posted. Does that mean he got his new computer, and then exactly uploaded this video?

Actually i always let my friends just use incognito mode when they do anything. Funny that he mentioned it.

Don't be surprised if he probably bookmarked some

The laughter never ends😂😂

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

No worries at least you remembered to change your background

Browsing history, cookies and cake lmao

After this story I would not have touched that mouse.

I always give them access to a guest account. Nothing much to worry then.

Okay, that last line got me. lol

That's why you set you browser to purge everything on exit.

X-rays near me. X? Not a chance

So thats why I've got several browser with clean history and also a guest account where they can log into...

A wise man once said in empty search history will always say more than a full one

“Cookies and cake was my compter hungry?” 💀💀💀

This is why the Guest profile exists in chrome.

When they type the letter P but all that pops up is proofs. Can't have them finding that out.

There are few problems that can't be solved with the proper application of high explosives. Deleting your search history is not one of those problems.

Friend: "I need to look up Everlong by Foo Fighters lyrics, can I borrow your comp-" Me: **Toss my computer out the window** Friend: "D-did you toss your computer out the window?" Me: Computer? Never had a computer.

I don't allow anyone to use my computer. It's not about search history it's about it's my expensive laptop and I don't want someone harming it in anyway

I see the Patreon seems to be going okay so far.

I say we all just own our freaky porn searches. It's only awkward if you let it be.

Yeah I don't bother trying to clear my search history like at all.

jeez, "i will gladly log back into everything i need to knowing those desserts are cleared from my computer", actually makes sense, either way I'm glad I don't have to do any of that

Understandable, relatable even…

To be honest my phone is where I do all those kinds of… uh… research?

Love you Zach 🛐

"Mission Failed. We'll get'em next time."

it's basically like the scene from ted 2 where they destroy any & all existence of johnny boy's laptop

I felt this

"What kind of porn do you watch?" Brother you do not want to ask that question

I don't even look at freaky stuff, I just don't want people to find out I pirate content I can't afford and assume that I'm interested in pop-up ads that sometimes appear on those websites.

Have your guest use incognito mode!

Oh i already know what this video is gonna be about

“Cake” “That’s cache”😂

Good luck trying to do anything on my computer. Even I can't get it to do what I want! 🤣