When someone wants to use your computer 

Let's be real, the only reason the left guy was so adamant about using the computer was simply because he also didn't want his friend to see what he has on his phone 😏

Zach's method of securing his search history seems super easy, barely an inconvenience.

The letter P is extremely sus

This video had so many oppurtunities for sponsors like Coinbase or VPNs, but Zach didn't include them. He did that for us.

I expected him to press one key and hear hardcore porn sounds.

The constant baiting of sponsorships was done amazingly, well done Zach!

I feel like having someone use my pc is like having them use my toothbrush. Even if there's nothing to hide, I just hate the fact that they control my stuff.

“Your homepage is Pornhub” “Oh shit I’ve been meaning to change that” Lmao, but I thought he took great care in cleaning up his tracks.

"I'll just put my face really close" - Zach star

the last parts of the process reminded me of that one scene in family guy where peter is just deleting like 50 tabs and joe goes "how old is that girl?" And peter just takes it, sails out to sea and drops the laptop in there

I don't know....a prostate exam from E.T. may not be the worst thing in the world,what with that healing touch and all. He may even be able to reverse a fair amount of that terrible rectal trauma that I totally don't have.

I kept waiting for the VPN sponsorship lol

"Wait, why don't you just screencast from your phone, that way you can show me the video and we can sidestep this whole thing?" "And risk showing you MY youtube history? Out of the question."

Gotta let them use the guest computer

He forgot about the fact that the internet service provider also has records of the websites he visits.

when he said coinbase, I got scared but when he mentioned "c is next to x" I felt relieved

I can end this super quickly.. “Can I use your computer?” “No”

Its time we start asking the real questions. In fantasy stories, why is the evil guy always after "immortality and ultimate power"? How the hell does he know that what he is doing will even lead to that one specific outcome? Has the scientific method been applied yet? And if it works because someone else did it, where the hell is that guy that did it? Shouldnt he be immortal and all powerful, and thus still in charge? And if someone beat him, is his power really "ultimate"? I mean, for all you know, the bad guy has just as much evidence for his ritual ending in ultimate power and immortality as he has for it ending in the mother of all farts. I would love to see a skit where the "hero" is just trying his best to convince the villain that what he made is actually a diarreah potion and is trying to save him from embarassment after the evil villain, who ruined his own life when he found a tome that said "guide to ultimate power of the dark arts" and didnt notice the f had been rubbed off, mistakenly believes it will lead to ultimate power.

Missing the step where while at the junkyard, use the magnet strong enough lift a car to wipe the hard drive.

The absolute mater-of-fact monotone that he used when saying “your homepage is pornhub” had me dying 😂

My solution to this dilemma is to simply point to my bookmark bar entry that's clearly labelled "porn" and say, "that's not a joke; if you don't want to see porn right now, don't click that." The real trick though is that nobody I don't already trust ever gets close to my computer in the first place.

He's singlehandedly responsible for the chip shortage.

At first I was intrigued with his search history but after he said that he destroys his computer, I think I’m better off not knowing…

This video gets real dark when you realize he doesn't want him to type "c" or "p".

It always scares the shit out of me

And that's why you share your kinks with your friends. No surprises, and you can make fun of each other mutually

So disregarding the whole homepage thing, if you use someone elses computer you just open incognito yourself. OR, have firefox as the guest browser :)

umm just open it in an incognito window and then give him the computer. ohhh. ok he brings it up lol. Edit, use screen cast to cast your phone onto the monitor, so only the monitor is used.

"On MY youtube account? Absolutely not." Me every time a coworker wants to search for a song on my phone.

I shouldn't have to use incognito mode. It's my own computer.

This is far too relatable.

This why I hide my google chrome browser and let people use internet explorer or firefox

"How dare you assume I know what I am doing" - I am suing you for identity theft, bc this is me right here

Just found your channel and have been binge watching them all day, tell me, why in the hell are you so funny and how havent I heard of you

The first letter is very important factor. But even that, google just shows what I specifically didn't want to be shown on suggestions.

Everyone knows you must have a clean guest account available on your computer at any time.

This is accurate as hell for the first half 🤣

Just keep two computers.. one for yourself and one for everyone else!!! 😎

As long as you’re worried about P and X, instead of E, you’re still pure.

Imma be real my search history will probably put me on a list

That's why you have at least two browsers installed and have the main one locked

How can something be so wrong, yet so true.

One of my professors (weeks from his retirement at this point) put P in the search bar during class once. That was interesting.

“What kind of porn are you watching?” 🤣🤣🤣

I was wondering what the final twist would be when he gets up but did not expect that.

That's why you enable a password less guest account

I handed MY BOSS my phone to Google something, he saw phub in my “recently viewed”, looked at me and I was already staring back at him. We have never spoken of this. I see him every day. If you’re embarrassed of watching porn, as a man at least 10 years my senior, somethings wrong with you

Don't be surprised if he probably bookmarked some

This gives me Sheldon vibes

"2 hours? 😟" I'm dead

After this story I would not have touched that mouse.

„Oh shit I’ve been meaning to change that“ 3 minutes and 10 seconds all for nothing. Lmao

As a tiling wm Linux user, I don't think most of the people could use my pc even if i let them to

No worries at least you remembered to change your background

X-rays near me. X? Not a chance

Every computer should have a guest mode that defaults to the default install and resets every time it is booted up.

You can always put him in guest user mode.

When my phone's keyboard comes up on a URL, the three recommendations from my keyboard are the P website, the X website, and the other X website with a hamster. My keyboard truly knows the kind of person I am.

I also delete cookies and cakes from my fridge all the time 😂

I‘m dying! You‘re a legend Zach

“Cake” “That’s cache”😂

Bruh love you content , keep growing and keep shining One of your OGs

lolol I typed P into my search bar and fruit trees and plants all popped up... Persimmon was #1 I'm clean xD

Yeah I don't bother trying to clear my search history like at all.

so true had a friend who always panicked when I ask for his laptop or phone to look up something on the internet

When he said c I was like oh ye "chaturbate" but no he meant the X next to it , ooos

When they type the letter P but all that pops up is proofs. Can't have them finding that out.

That's why you set you browser to purge everything on exit.

I always give them access to a guest account. Nothing much to worry then.

The laughter never ends😂😂

You know I like to think that you just have a shit ton of twins to help you make these video’s and this was a real conversation you had.

Browsing history, cookies and cake lmao

“Cookies and cake was my compter hungry?” 💀💀💀

Actually i always let my friends just use incognito mode when they do anything. Funny that he mentioned it.

So thats why I've got several browser with clean history and also a guest account where they can log into...

Okay, that last line got me. lol

A wise man once said in empty search history will always say more than a full one

Understandable, relatable even…

I literally cannot with you Zach 😂

"Mission Failed. We'll get'em next time."

I don't even look at freaky stuff, I just don't want people to find out I pirate content I can't afford and assume that I'm interested in pop-up ads that sometimes appear on those websites.

"what kind of porn you watching?" XD

Friend: "Hey can I show you this p**n on your computer?" Me: "Specifically what will you be searching for? The first and last letter?" Friend: "C and G" Me: "Absolutely forbidden, can't let nobody access my chegg account"

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

Yep. I can see that.

I don't allow anyone to use my computer. It's not about search history it's about it's my expensive laptop and I don't want someone harming it in anyway

This is why the Guest profile exists in chrome.

No one is allowed on my computer-Photographer/Artist. I do not take chances with someone else' relling up.

There are few problems that can't be solved with the proper application of high explosives. Deleting your search history is not one of those problems.

When someone says: "can I use your computer?" if its for video I maket them airplay it, if its to websites I give them my laptop (havent been touched it in 100 years)

Have your guest use incognito mode!

2:26 is the real question here😂

That ending is top tier

Friend: "I need to look up Everlong by Foo Fighters lyrics, can I borrow your comp-" Me: **Toss my computer out the window** Friend: "D-did you toss your computer out the window?" Me: Computer? Never had a computer.

I felt this

"Sure , you can use the Guest account"

Incognito mode!

jeez, "i will gladly log back into everything i need to knowing those desserts are cleared from my computer", actually makes sense, either way I'm glad I don't have to do any of that

This is actually a little bit to relatable

Bro never heard of incognito