I don't know how high you gotta be to rob the girlfriend of a man who can blow a solar system with a sneeze but whatever that drug is it must be life changing
Nah, see, what happened was Batman snuck in, folded Harry like laundry, then pimped out with Lois to get her medical attention while Clark taught the other guy why you don't hit a lady. As for why no one saw any of this? He's The Goddamn Batman. He can legit sneak up on Superman and Martian Man hunter, both of whom are psychic to some degree.
"Dude! I f@cked Superman's ho! Ain't nobody gonna believe me, but I did!" "Yes, just like nobody will believe your friend when he tells people that Superman turned your skull into an ash tray." "Say what now--"
Props to Harry for even having the thought, which even the supervillans refuse to enter into their brain. Just cuz of the sheer overwhelming fear of what Superman will do with their entrails 🤣🤣
1:36, What’s funny is that he didn’t prevent that robber from accidentally striking Lois 2:16, despite being able to instantly swat one of them without a sound. As if he’s waiting for them to marinate in just in just how big a hole they’ve dug themselves, even at Lois’ expense. He’s just that pissed.
@@BanishedSilentShadow3318I don't know, I think that man's already at the point of no return when he drugged and tapped Lois. All he can do now is contemplate all of his life choices that led him up to this point...if he was given the chance to do that. In which, as you can see, Clark didn't give him that.
@@BigWired wouldve made sense too though we know that Louis has helped supes deal with threats many times before, makes sense she would be holding onto a Kryptonite Sword especially considering Zod and his crew have very likely had followers that tried to get revenge on supes
Honestly if it was lex that’s even worse Lord only knows what he would as the same man saved his sis from cancer, then reinfected it while he still held her hand
Only thing dumber than this is trying to rob Capsule Corp when Vegeta's in the building and you accidentally knock out his daughter. There's no Dragon Ball or Kai powerful enough to bring you back from that ass beating.
They should be lucky they didn’t break into Omni man’s house If you watched the death battle between him and homelander,you know what I’m talking about
He wouldn't have watched like this version of Superman. Ofc alternatively they could've ran into Mark instead, which probably would've given them better odds but really not by much if they pulled the same shit they did with Lois on Debbie.
When he said he drugged Lois Lane, I thought that was as bad as this could get. But the end, I had to remove my hat to mourn the absolute murder these two would endure.
1:41 At that point I would have turned to superman and asked him to either kill me, or arrest me. I'm not going to sit here while my best friend talks about what he did to Louis lane.
Oh god, oh goooodddd… I have to bury my face into the pillows so hard because I was laughing enough to wake the dead. I swear, your skits get better and better. And just… the comedic timing, when Harry stands up straight and Superman is RIGHT. BEHIND. HIM. That was just really frigging good.
@@chibill467he wouldn’t even do that to you if you broke into his house as long as you didn’t steal or hurt the worst you’d get would be a slap and plz don’t overhype the slap because if Batman slapped you it wouldn’t kill you
