they have solar pannels to charge, they land on powerlines to boost their wifi signal so they can talk to the drones on thr other end of the flat earth.
guy 1: whats with the [tin-foil] hat? guy 2: to prevent the government from spying on me. guy 1: thats ridiculus. to do that they'd have to put a mic and a camera on everyone, and a tracker as well. guy 2: they already have. (zooms out. bunch of people on phones) guy 1: [wears hat] got this joke from pearls before swine
It's okay Earth, you slim thick af. Don't listen to the haters, Jupiter is just fat and the sun is obese. It's the modern idea that bigger is always better, but in reality, moderation/middle ground is ALWAYS better than any extreme. I love you just the way you are Earth, even though you're flawed ❤️ your flaws make you unique. Nothing is perfect honey.
@@RodriguesPaul360 Considering the whole point of the video was to make fun of idiots, I think that him calling a tape measure a ruler was part of the joke
I just want to know how I can stand in one spot on an earth that spins at 6mph but wouldn't be able to hold on to the roof of a car driving down the highway.
@@Horrible_Deplorable LOL. Are there no loops fixed in car roofs no more? Oh, at the equator rotational speed at surface is closer to 1000 miles per hour. Do you live on antartica?
@@Horrible_Deplorable OH, so logically speaking, Earth slides thru the noverse and does not spin, or you live near the center of the disc... Kinda weird that an earthquake does not sound like a gong, tho.
@@Jaak_the_Belgian No, logically speaking, the earth is flat and non rotating. Kinda weird that Nikola Tesla created an earthquake machine decades ago.
@@welovegarro I live in a rural town in Tx and I once saw an entire dead bird on the pathway to my school. It was there for like a week before someone put it in the bushes
“Have you ever seen a dead bird on the ground?” Yeah, one flew into a window on our house and another the corner of a wall, the blood is still on the wall-
its the government controlled by the hidden Elite who want to mine Oil on Asgard using their demonic hand held sun to make people think its a sphere and hide their base in Antarctica
That's because cats are secretly drones from other countries governments sent to spy on us as well and when they "hunt" a bird they're stealing the information the "bird" drones have.
Asians: "Why are you so easy on your *FAILURES*? Irish parents after beating their child to a pulp and enlisting them into the I.R.A: "Those Americas are eejits" Slaves parents after giving their kid an atom of cereal for the week: "To be honest, we are a bit too nice to our kids" Note: Eejit is the equivalent to imbecile or *failure* in Irish slang. Other words in Irish slang include: Knacker = Idiot Gobshite = *failure* Culshee = Person that lives in rural areas
@@freezingcathedral Racism by definition is hatred or prejudice based off of the color of an individuals skin, or their ethnic background. Making jokes isn't necessarily hatred, as long as both sides are having a good laugh. I'm Irish, and my Italian friend makes jokes about me being in the I.R.A and blowing up cars. I don't mind, because the jokes are quite funny.
@@1214gooner The under the skin data is just used to tell who has a boner at any given moment. The location of the boner is determined by cell phones. And the birds.
My neighbor's kids once called me to their backyard, I've never talked to them before, they showed me a bird they shot down, I pretended to be impressed and left feeling uncomfortable as hell that that's the first thing they've ever talked to me about
.....because you're a Progressive....no normal person would hafta feign "being impressed", nor being upset about young folks with a quite reasonable excuse for being proud.
"Have you ever seen a dead bird on the ground?" Yes. I used to see dead birds at my last school on the ground, it was really hot during those days and because of the there wasn't any rain, so I guess they died due to lack of water.
@@NoRezos Well Americans are always taught that they're special and independent, but the actual critical thinking side of things is not taught we just pray people learn it. Combine that with modern society being advanced enough to keep even dumbasses alive until adulthood and now we have self-entitled morons everywhere.
@@NoRezos Weaponized idealogy through disinformation used as a means of eroding public discourse. Literally no one anywhere with more than two braincells thinks the earth is flat. This entire conversation started because 4chan thought they could 'will' Terry Pratchett's Discworld into existence, and it spread because it was a useful tool which caused people to argue about crap that doesn't matter. The people who continue to spread this idea unironically have a vested interest in keeping people arguing about nonsense while they profit from hhe injustices of the world. 99.999999% of people in America literally do not care about this conversation, you just hear from the same six loud people under hundreds of different online names, echoing around your corporato sponsored echo chamber.
I can't imagine that there are many people who have never seen a dead bird on the ground. You see them pretty often, probably more than any other animal.
This is Gen Z who are terminally online and don't get to experience life. Even when they do go outside, their eyes are permanently glued to their phones.
@@cheerstoall3492 Western Europe here, big city, and we don't even have any wildlife aside from birds. Every animal species has either gone extinct or moved away from here. We don't even have that many different bird species. Only like a few small birds. And there's no stray pets here because they get captured and euthanized..... So yeah, aside from the odd bird, no roadkill. Also the roads get cleaned pretty fast. One call and a cleaning crew is on their way.
