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When You Do Everything in Skyrim 

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@BatmanReal
@BatmanReal Год назад
him completely forgetting to actually do the main quest is really accurate
@thekortnator
@thekortnator 11 месяцев назад
My friend got skyrim for me and he keeps asking if I have done the main story but hey it much more fun dicking around doing other stuff in the game
@mysticmeadow9116
@mysticmeadow9116 10 месяцев назад
Lvl 60 now, in yet another playthrough, still haven't meet Delphine in Riverwood. 😂 But got ALL the houses including CC. I love this game, been playing since it's initial release over a decade ago.
@snule349
@snule349 10 месяцев назад
I did the dark brotherhood, thieves guild and the werewolf warriors quests and then quit, no main quest for me 😊
@icommitdie8756
@icommitdie8756 10 месяцев назад
meridian’s beacon is the main quest?
@contigo-3207
@contigo-3207 9 месяцев назад
You never forget, you just know better than to give delphine the ability to bitch you around for 3 hours
@magickmynd1296
@magickmynd1296 9 месяцев назад
Alduin saves your life and then chills the rest of the game until you start messing with his plans. Chillest antagonist ever. Just live and let live and you're cool.
@livewellwitheds6885
@livewellwitheds6885 5 месяцев назад
understandable. never mess with a man's garden
@AIHumanEquality
@AIHumanEquality 4 месяца назад
He wasn't trying to save you.
@thegungeonmaster
@thegungeonmaster 4 месяца назад
​@@AIHumanEqualityi bet your fun at parties.
@AIHumanEquality
@AIHumanEquality 4 месяца назад
@@thegungeonmaster you're*
@thegungeonmaster
@thegungeonmaster 4 месяца назад
Point proven. Thanks.
@OsamaBinLooney
@OsamaBinLooney 4 месяца назад
the 3 loudest sounds in the world 3. train horn 2. concert speakers 1. A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
@vhals2052
@vhals2052 2 месяца назад
nirn root too
@anut8733
@anut8733 2 месяца назад
You forgot how awfully loud bears are in this game?
@elijahdinkins7556
@elijahdinkins7556 Месяц назад
Me regretting hitting take all on a random chest
@darbonhunter
@darbonhunter Месяц назад
THX Deep Note intro sound effect at the beginning of 90s movies... always seemed to be the loudest thing to me.
@jamescass2621
@jamescass2621 Месяц назад
0. Fire breath from a dragon
@chrisgabert1367
@chrisgabert1367 6 месяцев назад
"I was a werewolf for a month. That was pretty cool."
@adrianvulpes9509
@adrianvulpes9509 20 часов назад
“Yeah, I met a vampire and she cured me by making me a vampire. Removed my lycanthropy completely, I didn’t have to do some witch-head ritual like the last harbinger. …Am I still a vampire? Oh, no, I had some dude un-undeath me with the black soul gem I made from the Ebony Dude about 172 levels ago. I hope I go to Sovngarde someday, then I can see if killing him got him there after all.”
@Captain-Kidding
@Captain-Kidding Год назад
don't forgetting being an immortal Vampire lord and simultaneously leader of the companions
@kim98677
@kim98677 Год назад
Honestly, vampirism is the only time I make sure I don't have a disease before arcadia has a chance to ponder the fact of how I'm even alive whenever I walk into her shop
@dotheflip4706
@dotheflip4706 Год назад
@@kim98677 i just break in and steal spriggan sap for enchantment loop
@kim98677
@kim98677 Год назад
@@dotheflip4706 break in? No no no no, that's why we have buckets.
@dotheflip4706
@dotheflip4706 Год назад
@@kim98677 I'm not a monster, I'm not going to rob her in the middle of the day!
@kim98677
@kim98677 Год назад
@@dotheflip4706 I really don't think robbery victims care much at all for what time of day it is 😂
@unwxnted0784
@unwxnted0784 Год назад
nothing is worse than accidentally pressing the 'loot all' button on a chest with the beacon in it and getting jumpscared to sovngarde
@johnmicopalubon3813
@johnmicopalubon3813 Год назад
The worse is the item is not even in the chest from a quest 💀
@blubbfisch98
@blubbfisch98 Год назад
Jumpscared to Sovngarde is such a nice formulation
@black_horse_lover2655
@black_horse_lover2655 Год назад
You mean heart attacked???
@Eynonimous
@Eynonimous Год назад
"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON."
@Mr.Suit_n_Tie
@Mr.Suit_n_Tie Год назад
A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS ThE BeAcOn
@tunasandwich8049
@tunasandwich8049 9 месяцев назад
Imagine the chaos with all the aedras and daedras trying to claim the Dragonborn's soul only for Akatosh to reclaim it back because the dragons are literally a piece of him
@thedukebelmondo
@thedukebelmondo 9 месяцев назад
Good luck Herma-Mora! You've been Rickrolled!
@mashur4880
@mashur4880 8 месяцев назад
@@thedukebelmondoi just did the hermae mora stuff in the dragonborn dlc, he doesnt ask for your soul like nocturnal does. Same for auriels bow. Both quests give you the same deal with hermae and its basically “this is a trade, you will accept this trade if you want to further your goals. I have my own stuff to worry about.”
@snimon5824
@snimon5824 7 месяцев назад
Akatosh, The Dragon God of Trolling
@Galimeer5
@Galimeer5 5 месяцев назад
Then Lorkhan snatches it back because he was the Dragonborn the whole time. Classic Lorkhan prank.
@lukeroberson2115
@lukeroberson2115 2 месяца назад
​@@mashur4880 Mora literally tells Miraak as he's killing him that he found a "more faithful servant" and afterwards tells you to, paraphrasing, don't get any ideas of betraying him or you'll end up like Miraak.
@hunterpyeatt
@hunterpyeatt 8 месяцев назад
I haven't seen that plastic armor in like 15 years. What a throwback
@maximeklaus6140
@maximeklaus6140 5 месяцев назад
This plastic armor makes me remember my carnival kindergarden 's costume ... I had this plastic armour with also a cool golden sword and big grey shield ^-^
@NotoriousPumpa
@NotoriousPumpa 3 месяца назад
I had that same armor as a kid too, at least 20+ years ago. Strange, it seems smaller than I remembered. Funny thing huh?
@maximeklaus6140
@maximeklaus6140 2 месяца назад
@@NotoriousPumpa Yes! Funny ... I miss those moments even I can still wear a costume (but it's not the same vibes as being The Knight)
@dagemervideos
@dagemervideos 2 месяца назад
the comment I was looking for XD
@Myonlymoveisnotsleeplmao
@Myonlymoveisnotsleeplmao Год назад
"dear poopybutt It is with sadness we write you that your friend has passed away. Attached is 500 septims."
@cianbarry9207
@cianbarry9207 Год назад
FOR FUCKS SAKE LYDIA
@thatnerdyouknow6378
@thatnerdyouknow6378 Год назад
The Jarl has, however, deducted a tax of 499 septims.
@Tweedle-Stupid
@Tweedle-Stupid Год назад
I swear like I get an inheritance from people I kill
@LucidLiuxx
@LucidLiuxx Год назад
a small sum of 30 septims has been deducted, as the lawfully and honourably due tax
@Tweedle-Stupid
@Tweedle-Stupid Год назад
@@LucidLiuxx confused why I’m paid at all when I was the one who killed them.
@cheekey7319
@cheekey7319 Год назад
*Completes all College of Winterhold quests with a battleaxe *Becomes the arch mage
@sluttyMapleSyrup
@sluttyMapleSyrup Год назад
The Axe Mage
@dotheflip4706
@dotheflip4706 Год назад
*throws things at people with telekinesis spell until they die* You guys are using weapons?
@somerandomgamer8504
@somerandomgamer8504 Год назад
I think you only need to know how to ward, right? For that one lesson on wards? Oh, and the entrance spell.
@spencergray9315
@spencergray9315 Год назад
It was a Bound BattleAxe! Two handed on a million
@leyrua
@leyrua Год назад
"When you're fighting mages, close the distance and hit em hard." - (S)Words and Philosophy
@predator0319
@predator0319 8 месяцев назад
This is actually something that I really really enjoyed about Skyrim. You can multi-class very well
@war_fish
@war_fish 5 месяцев назад
I'm a stealth archer that mains a greatsword with heavy armor.
@hivefleetkronos4108
@hivefleetkronos4108 3 месяца назад
the problem is some things end up feeling samey. every version of some sort of spellsword, eg, paladin, cleric, warlock, battlemage, ect, all feel the same gameplay wise and all level up mostly the same things. in games with dedicated classes all those playstyles feel much more unique and have more depth
@Saboteur_91
@Saboteur_91 День назад
@@war_fish🤔makes sense
@AYaXOnE
@AYaXOnE 12 часов назад
No, i don't like it at all. I'm more classic guilds guy. Warrior, Mage or Thief but not everything at once.
@predator0319
@predator0319 11 часов назад
@@hivefleetkronos4108 looking at you Baldur's Gate 3
@YaBoiMcLovin
@YaBoiMcLovin 6 месяцев назад
"Hey Meridia, you want to make us some breakfast?" "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BACON."
@hypnoticskull6342
@hypnoticskull6342 Год назад
"I have no idea how I'm the Arch-Mage, I know like 2 spells." The amounts of truth in that sentence knows no bounds
@Payvul
@Payvul 10 месяцев назад
NO BOUNDS
@tut-wv4pe
@tut-wv4pe 10 месяцев назад
Never did the winterhold questline without being 100% mage
@tynytian
@tynytian 10 месяцев назад
Only need one spell if you got the spellbreaker shield😎
@Randomlolstudios
@Randomlolstudios 9 месяцев назад
Ymfah did a video where he cast and learned 0 spells, it’s a brilliant video as well.
@williamreed7240
@williamreed7240 8 месяцев назад
Even I know 40 spells, I'm only using 4 tops.
@Vergil666.
@Vergil666. Год назад
Fun fact the dawnguard is the only group that doesn't make you their leader just because you picked them up a candy bar on your way home.
@PiousMoltar
@PiousMoltar Год назад
How about a sweet roll?
@Trephining
@Trephining Год назад
Volkihar, guess just different side of same coin Bard’s college, just a member, right? Vigilants of Stendarr just let their house get burned down and don’t even enlist the Dragonborn, they missed the memo
@chuckmcluckin6082
@chuckmcluckin6082 Год назад
@@PiousMoltar It is... acceptable...
@matheusjahnke8643
@matheusjahnke8643 Год назад
To be fair. On the others their leader died and what you call it "candy bar on your way" is saving their hide and doing quite helpful things for their faction. Also... I'm sure you didn't count them for some reason(which might be even good), but for nitpicking, you don't get to be the high king in vanilla skyrim if you either the imperials or the stormcloaks.
@chuckmcluckin6082
@chuckmcluckin6082 Год назад
@@matheusjahnke8643 Don't cry dude, it's a joke about a video game
@def6078
@def6078 9 месяцев назад
"Hey, there goes that guy who's everyone"
@kagudarzell4571
@kagudarzell4571 9 месяцев назад
just seeing that white stone triggered auditory hallucinations
@CoffeeSuccubus
@CoffeeSuccubus Год назад
Credit to Alduin for being super chill and waiting on you to finish the rest of the game.
@Dillibean
@Dillibean Год назад
Didn't know he was chill like that
@kadeloblack4774
@kadeloblack4774 Год назад
I mean he did me a solid so I’m doing him one…..
@OgQwahnaarin
@OgQwahnaarin Год назад
Ayio thats kinda dum fax
@pawelmorrison
@pawelmorrison Год назад
Dont need to worry about Alduin ending the world if you kill everybody yourself first 🤣
@slimeysamurai8018
@slimeysamurai8018 Год назад
Well I beat him at level 17 if I remember correctly, and I did it cause I was just bored.
@shakal_
@shakal_ Год назад
"oh also my soul is owned by like 20 different daedra btw, it's cool tho"
@Galimeer5
@Galimeer5 Год назад
The best part is that the Last Dragonborn is all but confirmed to be a shezarrine, so when/if he dies, none of the daedra will get a piece because that soul is on an express flight to Aetherius
@plastikk12
@plastikk12 Год назад
"When I die, it's gonna cause a civil war in Oblivion."
@DovahGirlie
@DovahGirlie Год назад
@@Galimeer5 Sorry, the Last Dragonborn was a what-now? All I can understand from your comment is Aetherius.
@AnoukhHellstream
@AnoukhHellstream Год назад
@@DovahGirlie Shezzarine. An influential and god-like figure. Usually a near or fully immortal champion who helps defend humanity. It is believed that the divine champion Pelinal Whitestake (oblivion Knight of the nine quest) was a Shezzarine.
@Olav_Hansen
@Olav_Hansen Год назад
That's why I hate videogames, it appeals to the male fantasy. Male fantasy: being desired by like 20 psychopaths. I have to admit that some (like mommy azura) are quite easy on the eye, but some people are just down sick for being dominated.
@TrickyTalon23
@TrickyTalon23 2 месяца назад
I love how he did everything but didn’t beat the main story yet. He’s a true Skyrim player.
@iamgreysian4016
@iamgreysian4016 7 месяцев назад
Speaker? Nah, you must be the listener.
@TheBoarKing1
@TheBoarKing1 Год назад
I think it’s funny how we all hate the quest, but it’s not because the reward is bad, it’s just because Meridia is that annoying
@mavendeo
@mavendeo Год назад
Me: *sighs sharply then quicksaves
@jasonsweeney890
@jasonsweeney890 Год назад
its the >opens a chest literally in the middle of nowhere >A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
@JuiceofApple107
@JuiceofApple107 Год назад
It jumpscared me the first time
@Tweedle-Stupid
@Tweedle-Stupid Год назад
@@jasonsweeney890 I found it in a chest after slaughtering a giant. Just, out in a field.
@Mikakarot23
@Mikakarot23 Год назад
I never understood why everyone hates the quest. I thought it was fine
@KEVMATLOP
@KEVMATLOP Год назад
Man skipped the listener role and straight-up is now the Night Mother
@eradaalmasi7590
@eradaalmasi7590 Год назад
Underrated comment
@noahkleppolsen9465
@noahkleppolsen9465 11 месяцев назад
Funny thing is a speaker is middle management. taking the contracts from the listener and giving it to members of the dark brotherhood
@Rayndroop-vk6ys
@Rayndroop-vk6ys 10 месяцев назад
This. I love this 😭
@eraimattei
@eraimattei 10 месяцев назад
Nan. The Speaker is supposed to be the one that talks with people outside the guild
@HPonOne
@HPonOne 8 месяцев назад
@@eraimatteiwell then the guild had a few speakers. Because last I checked multiple people talked to people then they also made you go talk to people from time to time. Being the listener just seems better because nobody else is doing it.
@thomasfindling4221
@thomasfindling4221 3 месяца назад
Poopie Butt is 90% more responsible than most Dragonborn’s 💀💀💀
@finnycubthemaster1516
@finnycubthemaster1516 9 месяцев назад
The Listener for the Dark Brotherhood. Being a speaker is so Third Era😂
@war_fish
@war_fish 5 месяцев назад
Bro became the night mother
@cornycarl
@cornycarl Год назад
Finding Meridia's beacon is like the Elder Scrolls equivalent to being rick rolled.
@Banana_boat
@Banana_boat Год назад
I need a mod that changed the audio for it now
@soulgazer11
@soulgazer11 Год назад
Closest thing to reality
@AFatT34
@AFatT34 Год назад
*laughs in deaf*
@platinumchromee3191
@platinumchromee3191 Год назад
Unlike Meridia voice lines,i actually enjoy Never Gonna Give You Up
@asianbandit4054
@asianbandit4054 Год назад
Worse. Its operating on RU-vid without adblocker enabled.
@justinperez977
@justinperez977 Год назад
A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS tHe BeAcOn
@thesavagekitty1593
@thesavagekitty1593 Год назад
"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"
@DoomGuy1997
@DoomGuy1997 Год назад
A New Hand Touches the Beacon
@danielmurray3897
@danielmurray3897 Год назад
Ayyyyy Bozo Nabbed My Beacon
@deathkorpsofkreig6493
@deathkorpsofkreig6493 Год назад
A new hand touches the bacon...
@thisaccountwashacked5699
@thisaccountwashacked5699 Год назад
a new hand touches the bottom 😳
@Singinasong
@Singinasong 18 дней назад
"hey, dont punch me!" "Fusrado!" "Wha-"
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 7 месяцев назад
"Don't touch that.. trust me." If only someone had told me sooner.
@brib4911
@brib4911 10 месяцев назад
"I've sold my soul to like 7 gods by now! I have no clue what my afterlife is gonna be."
@war_fish
@war_fish 5 месяцев назад
Wherever akatosh is, technically every dragon is a part of him including the dragonborn, although the dragon part of us might get separated and our character might just go to whatever afterlife their race believes in
@Umbra_Ursus
@Umbra_Ursus 3 месяца назад
Pretty sure it's gonna be a daedric war. Like, I'm pretty sure everyone but Jyggalag can end up with a claim.
@rustyk4645
@rustyk4645 3 месяца назад
​@@Umbra_UrsusI wonder if Daedric Princes go to Soul Claims Court, for complex Disputed cases ....? 🤔
@Osama_Zyn_Laden
@Osama_Zyn_Laden 2 месяца назад
If it's not Yahweh It's probably hell. Cast away into darkness with screaming and nashing of teeth.
@rustyk4645
@rustyk4645 2 месяца назад
@@Osama_Zyn_Laden I don't remember Yahweh being IN Tamriel....!? Is he the same as Sithis or Alduin?
@youtubespag
@youtubespag Год назад
That arch image bit with 2 spells is the realest shit
@TheSeth256
@TheSeth256 Год назад
Well, maybe it's like with Bruce Lee's quote, and he just got extremely good at these 2 spells. Just a fun thought.
@ryan0150
@ryan0150 Год назад
Beat the whole quest line with a steel battleaxe 🤣
@peterstanley1926
@peterstanley1926 Год назад
back in morrowind days you actually needed to know magic to be in the magicianz guild
@namejsklava8276
@namejsklava8276 Год назад
It's a lie though. You start the game with 2 and at the start of the bridge in winterhold you're asked to perform a 3rd which cant be flame or heal (You're always asked an apprentice or adept spell and those 2 are novice level). And to progress the quest you are given a lesser ward by tolfdir. To manipulate the mechanism that shows the map you need flame and frostbite spells, so that's a 5th. I might have forgotten some more, but you know at least 5 spells if you're an archmage.
@benjaminhartsock3281
@benjaminhartsock3281 Год назад
@@namejsklava8276 Unless you have scrolls. Or staffs. You could theoretically get in with 0 spells if you had 2 staffs and 3 scrolls Real Archmage material
@The_Wandering_Croc
@The_Wandering_Croc 6 месяцев назад
A new hand is yeeting the beacon into the ocean
@MrDriesvanleeuwen
@MrDriesvanleeuwen 15 дней назад
God you completely described my first ever playthrough. Literally did all the side quest before I realized there was a main quest. Freeking spot on!
@gravidust.2
@gravidust.2 Год назад
*A N E W H A N D T O U C H E S T H E B E A C O N*
@trulyauston9551
@trulyauston9551 Год назад
Well besides that you get a cool sword I guess
@thatoneperson0001
@thatoneperson0001 Год назад
𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙉, 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙊𝘽𝙀𝙔
@frogtank4407
@frogtank4407 Год назад
you translated that voice line into text perfectly.
@neowolf09
@neowolf09 Год назад
@@frogtank4407 not enough ear bleeding representation, but close enough.
@CipherVoheim
@CipherVoheim Год назад
@@thatoneperson0001 A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE
@LisTheWitch
@LisTheWitch Год назад
He forgot to mention that he is also the Champion of basically every Daedric God ever
@MangoesAreDelish
@MangoesAreDelish 8 месяцев назад
he mentioned that in the beginning
@hackbodies
@hackbodies 8 месяцев назад
Gonna cause a civil war over his soul when he dies
@tabularasa0606
@tabularasa0606 8 месяцев назад
Except Meridia!
@jodinovotny1985
@jodinovotny1985 6 месяцев назад
@@MangoesAreDelish no he didnt lol
@bryanhugh8905
@bryanhugh8905 6 месяцев назад
​@@tabularasa0606whys everyone seem to dog in that quest? Its not a bad reward for low level. Half of your enemies are gonna be undead for a good while anyway
@austinskiles3286
@austinskiles3286 7 месяцев назад
“Hey I’m Poopiebutt” Already got me laughing 😂
@zapbloodfist
@zapbloodfist 20 дней назад
This whole video was worth it for the last 3 seconds "don't touch that"
@logandaso1281
@logandaso1281 Год назад
“Ooh cool rock, I wonder what-“ A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
@saviorseraph318
@saviorseraph318 10 месяцев назад
Lmaoooo that’s what I was thinking 😂😂😂😂😂
@dripcoon8667
@dripcoon8667 8 месяцев назад
I don't get it
@damianc8586
@damianc8586 8 месяцев назад
​​@@dripcoon8667 If you take the beacon you will start an annoying quest.
@ros335
@ros335 8 месяцев назад
Yeah but dual wielding Dawnbreaker is pretty cool
@dripcoon8667
@dripcoon8667 7 месяцев назад
@@damianc8586 ok
@JungzYT
@JungzYT Год назад
"Don't touch that. Trust me" 🤣🤣🤣
@somedestinyguy8309
@somedestinyguy8309 Год назад
"Another hand touches the beacon" 🗿
@codeym4980
@codeym4980 Год назад
I fucking hate that quest lol
@SunnyC.D.A221
@SunnyC.D.A221 Год назад
It's more of, "don't touch that again"
@habijjj
@habijjj Год назад
But the weapon I get is so good
@thumb5225
@thumb5225 Год назад
@@habijjj I played just enough to know this must be sarcasm
@fitzwilliams4215
@fitzwilliams4215 5 дней назад
Alduin is a real one. Saves your life and just be chilling. Ive added modded quests before and completed them not remembering the main one 😂
@robbietheweirdo
@robbietheweirdo 2 месяца назад
"the speaker for the dark brotherhood" no you're the LISTENER
@nightqueen1013
@nightqueen1013 Год назад
When I first played Skyrim, my dad walked in when I found her beacon. I asked him what it was. He just gave me this stupid grin and told me to take it. He fricking knew.
@nightqueen1013
@nightqueen1013 Год назад
@@meg_saye Ever notice how opening line is 10x louder than everything else. I also just don't like swords, and my dad knew this.
@molassesman4066
@molassesman4066 Год назад
@NightQueen we need a mod that makes respawning adventurer npcs and makes them aware of where the beacon is, and if they touch it, it goes to a new chest and everyone in skyrim hears the line, forcing the player to actually do the quest or hear her babble
@nightqueen1013
@nightqueen1013 Год назад
@@molassesman4066 NO, I REFUSE TO DO IT
@Jacket500
@Jacket500 Год назад
That’s so fucking funny 😂
@WillyShankspeare
@WillyShankspeare Год назад
@@meg_saye Seriously. And all the corpses have so much money on them. It's a great quest.
@JamesHock
@JamesHock Год назад
You just know this man hasn't climbed the 7000 goddamn steps yet
@fosphor8920
@fosphor8920 Год назад
Ehh more oike 700 xd
@Deltacache
@Deltacache Год назад
I was like nah it cant be 7k so i counted them and got ried after counting 230 steps
@crimsonangel5416
@crimsonangel5416 Год назад
Nah, he probably has, just to leave klimmeks supplies then goes off to go do some other delivery.
@krispy_kornflake
@krispy_kornflake Год назад
this mf took 2 hours jumping up on the other side of the mountain
@chrishogarty427
@chrishogarty427 Год назад
hasnt had to kill that annoying ass troll
@harmoniimurray855
@harmoniimurray855 19 часов назад
“A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON”
@MysticVokkai
@MysticVokkai 4 месяца назад
"Hey I'm PoopieButt.." Okay you've got my like 👍🏼😂
@no1bandfan
@no1bandfan Год назад
Villager: You killed my father! DB: I’m sorry, I don’t remember any of it. Villager: You don’t remember?!? DB: The day the Dragon Born graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tirdas.
@DrAlvinVet
@DrAlvinVet Год назад
For me, this was straight fire But for you, it was the default flame spell🔥🔥
@imnotasalad6963
@imnotasalad6963 Год назад
"It was Fredas when i bring down the doom to the cloud district"
@anthonyr.9605
@anthonyr.9605 Год назад
Prepare to die
@trevorthornburg3874
@trevorthornburg3874 Год назад
And then I would rip out his spine
@woofspider330
@woofspider330 Год назад
I'm gonna level with you. Your father wanted to catch these hands, no magic, no weapons. I accepted his request. Then he decided he wanted a real fight, and pulled out a knife. I was hoping he would just get tired of slashing at me, and you know, I hit him a couple times, still fists only of course. I waited for him to yield, you know, but then he fell over and just, didn't get back up. Karma for not fighting fair if you ask me.
@tyguy6296
@tyguy6296 Год назад
when you do every sidequest and reach the top of (or defeat) every faction in the region before ever touching the main story and then still somehow waltz through the thalmor embassy, the home of the most comprehensive spy network in the lore, completely unrecognized
@pajwubx1809
@pajwubx1809 Год назад
That part is always hilarious
@thegreatestfallout1794
@thegreatestfallout1794 Год назад
Ive never actually finished the main story. I put a hundred or so hours into Skyrim, but ive only climbed the mountain to the greybeards once
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 Год назад
@@thegreatestfallout1794NOTHING. That’s what you’re missing out on.
@slicehyperfunk
@slicehyperfunk Год назад
​@@jeremytitus9519 I'm pretty sure you're missing out on killing the trollsiest dragon of all time who has managed to break into Valhalla to eat the souls of honored dead warriors
@raulguimaraesreis6640
@raulguimaraesreis6640 Год назад
​@@jeremytitus9519but partysnax
@scribeoflumeria
@scribeoflumeria 2 месяца назад
Meridia: "A new hand touches the beacon..." Me: "MERIDIA SHUT TF UP & LEAVE ME ALONE"
@roycereinhart-brown2549
@roycereinhart-brown2549 10 дней назад
lol! “Don’t touch that!” So true
@DovahGirlie
@DovahGirlie Год назад
"You're that new member of the Companions. So you, what, fetch the mead?" "Trust me, pal, I'm gonna be top dog- I mean, Harbinger in a matter of days."
@eko4749
@eko4749 Год назад
That’s funny as shit
@molassesman4066
@molassesman4066 Год назад
"Days? We just decided you already are after our harbinger slit hid own throat gettin a look at ya."
@abyss1824
@abyss1824 Год назад
😂
@Sebastian_Almric
@Sebastian_Almric Год назад
It reminds me of people’s roleplay personas “Yeah so I’m like immortal completely and the greatest at everything but don’t worry it’s fair”
@thenecromancer5007
@thenecromancer5007 Год назад
Lol that reminds me of this friend of mine who had one that was essentially not only a god, but a living universe. But it was clumsy so it wasn’t a Mary Sue or anything
@Zevox90
@Zevox90 Год назад
I like to pretend that is a specific type of weapon hits me its like my one weakness and will kill me instantly, its fun
@EPSILON-35
@EPSILON-35 Год назад
*stares at half the characters I've conceptualized* Shiet.
@wisetree8330
@wisetree8330 Год назад
Damn my character is just really good at torture
@justmyluck624
@justmyluck624 Год назад
@@thenecromancer5007 I know a person with the exact same concept
@ItzAGtime
@ItzAGtime 3 месяца назад
He said yo dont touch that trust me...😂😂😂
@MrPartypalace
@MrPartypalace 14 дней назад
"don't touch that" truer words have never been said
@racheldennhardt3738
@racheldennhardt3738 Год назад
I like the beacon early game you can get a lot of money from the dead corpses that’s all it’s really good for
@thelieutenant6141
@thelieutenant6141 Год назад
But the "miniboss" is hard as hell to beat
@subtoblitzwillis5618
@subtoblitzwillis5618 Год назад
Destroy that beacon
@Croucher72649
@Croucher72649 Год назад
@@thelieutenant6141 if you’re Helen Keller with no arms then yeah sure
@benjaminwertz2379
@benjaminwertz2379 Год назад
@@Croucher72649 a.k.a. legendary difficulty
@thelieutenant6141
@thelieutenant6141 Год назад
@@Croucher72649 its hard for me bc i play on survival so :/
@AtamiskxIx
@AtamiskxIx Год назад
"Oh that. Don't touch th-" "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!"
@horizonlight4263
@horizonlight4263 Год назад
I’ve never played Skyrim, what the absolute fuck is the glowing rock
@terminati0n
@terminati0n Год назад
​@@horizonlight4263 its just a loud sound effect im pretty sure
@sir_beeingtonthe1st20
@sir_beeingtonthe1st20 Год назад
​@@horizonlight4263 the worst mistake you will ever make, and it can show up pretty much EVERYWHERE
@ParagonFury
@ParagonFury Год назад
@@horizonlight4263 It's called Meridia's Beacon. It's an item from one the Daedric Prince(ess) Meridia's Temple that starts a quest for her. It can show up in any chest from Level 10 (12?) onward, and when you pick it Meridia quite LOUDLY starts speaking to you and telling you to go clear her temple out of a necromancer who has defiled it.
@Definitly-not-Omegon
@Definitly-not-Omegon Год назад
​@@sir_beeingtonthe1st20 one time it showed up in the bleak falls barrow chest for me... AHHHHHHHHHHHH
@slynthrax
@slynthrax 3 месяца назад
Every new run I do of Skyrim I have the same reaction when I see that beacon "Ah dammit do I even bother?"
@FrankCosbyNo-Relation
@FrankCosbyNo-Relation 6 месяцев назад
_A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON...._ wait you're not going to pick it up?
@Nuggetmonk
@Nuggetmonk Год назад
"killing a dragon? nah sorry im collecing little red stones all over the world"
@phdonme1
@phdonme1 Год назад
Liar...
@DnxYT1
@DnxYT1 Год назад
The unusual gems lol
@zucherro
@zucherro 8 месяцев назад
@@DnxYT1 The Stones of Barenziah
@greenlava
@greenlava Год назад
You aren't the "Speaker" of the Dark Brotherhood you are the "Listener"
@katanakaze42
@katanakaze42 Год назад
Scrolled through to find this comment so I didn’t comment the same thing twice lol
@nicolasa4life
@nicolasa4life Год назад
That’s crazy I’m still looking for who asked tho
@tedjonnson4649
@tedjonnson4649 Год назад
​@@nicolasa4lifeyou are so cool. Save some girls for the rest of us.
@nicolasa4life
@nicolasa4life Год назад
@@tedjonnson4649 nah bro I’m mad selfish all the hoes are mine sorry
@gl9040
@gl9040 Год назад
​@@nicolasa4lifeyeah save some for us bro
@_Undaunted_
@_Undaunted_ 22 дня назад
That armor he is wearing is the armor i used to play with when i was little lmao
@GigalassII
@GigalassII 3 дня назад
"The speaker for the dark brotherhood" Obviously bro couldn't Listen to save his life, at least he could speak to take one
@kagesenshi7319
@kagesenshi7319 Год назад
"I have no idea how I'm the arch mage i know like two spells" that's so true
@JKeltTV
@JKeltTV Год назад
Why are people proud that Bethesda ruined the mages questline 😭
@ItWasJohnYT
@ItWasJohnYT Год назад
​@@JKeltTV Think its more mockery and fun than actual pride lol
@hulksmash3429
@hulksmash3429 Год назад
Literally just the healing and flames spells you starts with
@somerandomgamer8504
@somerandomgamer8504 Год назад
@@hulksmash3429 Gonna need a spell for them to let you in and a ward for a lesson.
@hulksmash3429
@hulksmash3429 Год назад
@@somerandomgamer8504 Then damn this guy is really bad with the arts. He forgot his starter spells
@ZoeBateman
@ZoeBateman Год назад
Most unrealistic part is actually collecting nirnroot
@MikeHunt-lz2hq
@MikeHunt-lz2hq Год назад
why tho if you do that secret quest you have to collect like 50 of the crimson nirnroot or whatever
@deadscholar6549
@deadscholar6549 Год назад
Nah, I always stopped to collect it. It was the only way to shut the damn things up!
@gogeterdone
@gogeterdone Год назад
I collected them like crazy when I found out they where used in invisibility portions. (First play through was a theif)
@matheusjahnke8643
@matheusjahnke8643 Год назад
For the "normal"(not crimson) nirnroot you can go to Sarethi Farm in the Rift. You can get the crimson nirnroot there, but only *after* doing the quest about collecting them
@eggie_boggie8212
@eggie_boggie8212 Год назад
It's so they stop making that God awful sound
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 13 дней назад
Constance Mitchell: what do you do for a living? Dragonborn: it would be quicker to say what I don't do
@KaylaMomoc
@KaylaMomoc 3 месяца назад
i was expecting the last thing to be a barenziah stone
@TheNewfoundRepublic
@TheNewfoundRepublic Год назад
The Alduin part is dead on lmao 🤣. The main story is honestly the side mission.
@evanjohnson5038
@evanjohnson5038 Год назад
Seriously! I was just going through quests and then found myself on it on accident, lol.
@thomasfrye6335
@thomasfrye6335 Год назад
I like starting the main story, going to solstheim to start Dragonborn, finish the civil war, do main quest, then do Dragonborn. It makes Alcuin feel like the mid game villain, and Miraak steals dragon souls occasionally making Alcuin a stepping stone before you go after the true villain.
@Naknave
@Naknave Год назад
I still have never beat alduin
@Naknave
@Naknave Год назад
7 years and numerous side quests later
@PRESTO-ERNESTO
@PRESTO-ERNESTO Год назад
Its not alduin in the intro is it???
@artursobkow2680
@artursobkow2680 Год назад
You got to love the fact how everyone will do everything else besides Alduin or Civil War - the two most important quest in the game 😅
@Nullandvoid971
@Nullandvoid971 Год назад
I got halfway thru the civil war and my glitched with white run in ruins, and after having to revert to a save from before the war, I vowed never to do it again.
@randalljones8708
@randalljones8708 Год назад
​@@Nullandvoid971that's not a glitch, that's how it is if you pick stormcloaks because they attack
@evilstation4426
@evilstation4426 Год назад
Wtf are u talking about marrying serana is the most important quest in the game
@artursobkow2680
@artursobkow2680 Год назад
@@evilstation4426 RIP the guy not knowing his friendzoned :P
@Paul-mb5ns
@Paul-mb5ns 7 дней назад
Touching that damn thing scared the bejeesus out of me.
@tophat5174
@tophat5174 24 дня назад
you ain’t the speaker you’re the listener
@usernameed
@usernameed Год назад
You’re not the speaker for the dark brotherhood, you’re the listener! Speakers enact the will of the night mother which she tells you.
@mechametalhead
@mechametalhead Год назад
Good to know I'm not the only one who forgot this because "the beacon."
@mancomecanico
@mancomecanico Год назад
Came to say this, but ended up reading the first half of your comment in Cicero's voice
@Erraddo
@Erraddo Год назад
Oh good im not alone
@Courageouslion
@Courageouslion Год назад
Glad not the only one pressed about it
@black_hand78
@black_hand78 Год назад
@@mancomecanico Cicero is my favorite, I love his creepy jokes.
@Errr-dj8mm
@Errr-dj8mm Год назад
I get sick satisfaction the more daedric quests I complete and tell I’m dedicated my soul to them. I may not say it aloud, but the devil on my shoulder gleefully cackles, “Have fun fighting over it when I die. May the fuckiest fucker of fuckery win. Meanwhile, ima slip into Sovngarde.”
@infinitechumbucket
@infinitechumbucket Год назад
Sorry to ruin it for you but you can't go to sovengarde your soul belongs to Akatosh before all
@CMAzeriah
@CMAzeriah Год назад
​@@infinitechumbucket Not necessarily. Tsun tells you you can go back to sovngard when you complete your count of days.
@infinitechumbucket
@infinitechumbucket Год назад
@@CMAzeriah who has more of a say over your soul Tsun or Akatosh all dragonborns belong to Akatosh
@CMAzeriah
@CMAzeriah Год назад
@@infinitechumbucket Akatosh yes, even though it's stated that Akatosh did create the dragonborn, it isn't that they go straight back to Akatosh. Whereas, Tsun does. Also Akatosh is a combination of Shor and Auriel.
@End-phoenix
@End-phoenix Год назад
Sorry to ruin it for everyone, but the dragonborn's soul is with hermaeus mora, just like the first dragonborn.
@agent6-9
@agent6-9 Месяц назад
the guard: "i used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow into my knee"
@primecurbside3525
@primecurbside3525 7 дней назад
The "speaker" for the dark brotherhood? I think you mean the listener my boy.
@Kyle-xy9iw
@Kyle-xy9iw Год назад
Sometimes I transform into a werewolf and raid a city then return when my time runs out.
@Coleslawman17701
@Coleslawman17701 Год назад
Thank you for your honesty
@Ky-kx2hd
@Ky-kx2hd Год назад
The last time I did that it took me the better part of a week to turn back...
@exiteternium
@exiteternium Год назад
@@Ky-kx2hd you fed on the flesh of the slain too huh? it took me liek two weeks to change back in game wait time.. i used it to uncover half the map and bitch slap any idiot who tried to attack me.. i found a lot of quest required individuals this way too.. damn immortal bastards..
@somepvpguy69
@somepvpguy69 Год назад
Thought I was the only one tbh
@mark-dy8dn
@mark-dy8dn Год назад
​@@somepvpguy69 same i got so bored after doing everything that i slaughtered anything that wasnt essential or a child then got a mod that allows me to kill essential people then killed them
@livymiso
@livymiso Год назад
“Who’s that? I can swear I’ve heard that name before.” The people in Raven Rock when I ask them about Miraak
@dalton2592
@dalton2592 Год назад
A darker colored race being used as forced labor on a cold and unfamiliar land. Sounds familiar
@EliseLake
@EliseLake Год назад
AHAHAH
@blackpaint9093
@blackpaint9093 Год назад
I laughed
@meanfrint4382
@meanfrint4382 4 дня назад
He forgot to mention that he's also the vampire lord.
@lajbeak9142
@lajbeak9142 16 дней назад
Dude I swear I have that exact same plastic armor costume from when I was 7 💀
@WeedGrandma
@WeedGrandma Год назад
I’ll only do it early on in my gameplay for that sweet ass sword she gives you I remember the first time I grabbed it. I had a headset on and when she said *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON* I literally threw my controller. It was so loud and unexpected 😂
@evangonzalez7732
@evangonzalez7732 Год назад
Bro I was in the middle of fighting a dragon or something when I first got the beacon. I audibly screamed.
@evaluation1169
@evaluation1169 Год назад
the first time I picked in up I was in a vampire cave and all I thought was "who put this here and why is she so annoying"
@shadydaemon4178
@shadydaemon4178 Год назад
It can actually get duplicated somehow if you kill the dude directly. He’ll just have it for some reason. The sword I mean.
@black_hand78
@black_hand78 Год назад
@@shadydaemon4178 yup
@Olav_Hansen
@Olav_Hansen Год назад
I seriously still remember the exact chest I found it in. Ffs it was my first daedra encounter as well, so I wasn't prepared for the volume.
@francoisvandermerwe4659
@francoisvandermerwe4659 Год назад
“Don’t touch that” just had me rolling 😂
@tyrrell203
@tyrrell203 8 месяцев назад
Explain please
@francoisvandermerwe4659
@francoisvandermerwe4659 8 месяцев назад
@@tyrrell203 This is something that you need to have played the game for to understand. It involves one of the quests.
@SiegeOnConsole
@SiegeOnConsole 8 месяцев назад
@@francoisvandermerwe4659a fucking headache of a quest
@DarksideSleemo
@DarksideSleemo 8 месяцев назад
If only the sword were as awesome as it looks.
@pure-blood17
@pure-blood17 6 месяцев назад
@@DarksideSleemo….did someone say, “mod my sword”?
@theblackthorn4605
@theblackthorn4605 4 дня назад
Universal hatred for the Beacon is hilarious to me. 😂
@darkebuddha
@darkebuddha 25 дней назад
"Oh, don't touch that-" **"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!"** "Well, your problem now..."
@jackgeist3803
@jackgeist3803 Год назад
“I fear not the man who knows 10,000 spells but the man who only knows two spells and uses one of them 10,000 times a day.” -Bruce Lee, probably
@marshwalker7217
@marshwalker7217 Год назад
That would be a terrifying amount of magic points so... accurate.
@notchomomma239
@notchomomma239 Год назад
Ah yes... Bruce Lee, former archmage of the college in Winterhold. He was quite the philosopher.
@jackgeist3803
@jackgeist3803 Год назад
@@notchomomma239 he was also leader of the thieve’s guild and the companions. He lead quite a big life.
@wombleofwimbledon5442
@wombleofwimbledon5442 Год назад
What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist? The rock guitarist knows three chords and has a thousand fans...
@datcoolassboi3461
@datcoolassboi3461 Год назад
​@@notchomomma239 and bro's also a part of the bard college😨
@thatonepker5133
@thatonepker5133 Год назад
This short is probably the most accurate summary of the Skyrim experience I’ve ever seen… literally condensed the hundreds of hours I’ve spent in the game into 1min perfectly 😂😂
@airalarm8816
@airalarm8816 10 месяцев назад
You should see naiwal’s skyrim skits and stuff!! I love Bethesda centered skits 😅 he has a shorts channel here!
@IchNachtLiebe
@IchNachtLiebe 2 месяца назад
I'm glad to see that you managed to get the ultra-rare Armöur of the 90s Chýldhood.
@user-jj4ow5gb4j
@user-jj4ow5gb4j 3 месяца назад
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
@nocomment4804
@nocomment4804 Год назад
Alduin the world -eater patiently waiting for the dragonborn to finish sidequests
@animonarch3858
@animonarch3858 Год назад
Alduin:-I can wait a few more years to destroy the world
@danielbriggs6482
@danielbriggs6482 9 месяцев назад
😂 Travels 10,000 years Into the future just to watch poopiebutt the Dragon born taking the piss for a couple more years
@foxygaming-orangejuice
@foxygaming-orangejuice 17 дней назад
He isn't the listener, he is the speaker
@eternity4951
@eternity4951 3 месяца назад
"hi im poopiebutt" got me hahahaha lolz 😂
@InsanityVirus
@InsanityVirus Год назад
"Don't touch that. Trust me." Kind man, I'dve let 'em. Get that damn thing out of my inventory finally 😭
@draketinjum428
@draketinjum428 Год назад
I'd've*
@Stupiddumbmanditoryhandle
@Stupiddumbmanditoryhandle Год назад
I forget what the beacon does.
@stephenmarlowe4763
@stephenmarlowe4763 Год назад
@@draketinjum428 I’d’v’e’L’t’m
@natebernasconi
@natebernasconi Год назад
@@stephenmarlowe4763 I' ' ' ' ' ' '
@SkiHigh
@SkiHigh Год назад
I'dve let'em gt'tat d'mn t'hng o'utta mah i'ñvñtry f'nlly
@xzavierhardin908
@xzavierhardin908 Год назад
"A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON!"
@joffa99m44
@joffa99m44 7 дней назад
"Used to have that fancy armour set when I was younger, then my parents forced me to enrol at the college of Winterhold."
@jasperzatch610
@jasperzatch610 Год назад
Bruh as someone with +400 hours and to have still never finished the main story line to kill alduin, i feel this so hard
@Merilirem
@Merilirem Год назад
I never finished Morrowind myself.
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 Год назад
Only 400 hours?
@itzvill2201
@itzvill2201 Год назад
I used to have that exact armor costume as a kid. A wave of nostalgia just hit me
@andrew_42069
@andrew_42069 Год назад
Me too bro core memory unlocked
@Johnzed001
@Johnzed001 Год назад
Same bro but i only had that helmet
@Xtremepoophead
@Xtremepoophead 27 дней назад
I remember having that same chest plate and helmet as a kid, came with a shield too. Black and gold I believe I couldn’t get enough of it
@annc8337
@annc8337 9 дней назад
whatching this back to back with the "dragonborns companion" is amazing
@toonmatt9254
@toonmatt9254 Год назад
The plastic chest plate is unlocking a WAVE of nostalgia.
@maxkeskey9247
@maxkeskey9247 10 месяцев назад
I had the same exact armor & sword when I was younger, ah the good ol days
@trolltroller777
@trolltroller777 9 месяцев назад
That's all I was thinking the whole time lol! I had the whole set 😂
@Phantom_Kraken
@Phantom_Kraken Год назад
I still to this day ain’t killed Alduin😂
@claraf.6833
@claraf.6833 Год назад
Me neither. I've played for over 2 years, I'm just all about those sidequests.
@potatobread5134
@potatobread5134 Год назад
To me, he was never a fun fight. Just a slightly more powerful dragon. They should've made him way crazier to battle. To me the best dragon fight I've had was the optional one where you fight the twins
@shawncoleman8530
@shawncoleman8530 Год назад
I did once!
@tyrannosaurusimperator
@tyrannosaurusimperator Год назад
Neither has the guy who designed that part of the main quest.
@tafadzwamakanga562
@tafadzwamakanga562 Год назад
You should actually go kill Alduin the location is specutalor
@yuske182
@yuske182 5 дней назад
tf is the "speaker" of the dark brotherhood
@nemo5119
@nemo5119 4 месяца назад
_"Hands him a completely innocent red gem...."_
@milesfox3392
@milesfox3392 Год назад
Lmao Yeah when I started I ran around doing side-quests ended up doing the Main story around level 70
@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet
What the enemies see: "God has entered the area"
@clinttourist
@clinttourist Год назад
yeah same tho lmao, my brain wouldn’t let me do the main quest unless i do all 3716183 side quests first!
@sgtmuffinbadger6147
@sgtmuffinbadger6147 Год назад
same
@kyle9401
@kyle9401 Год назад
On the other hand, I have a buddy who isn't very versed in these types of games. He tried RDD2. He spend 16 hours playing the game seemingly aimlessly and when his friend asked him what he thought of the first couple quests and mentioned what they entailed he went, "I have no idea what you're talking about," and realized he didn't even do any of the main story. He quit after that.
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