When You Don’t Know How to Count Money - Key & Peele 

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carlitos

...then a piano fell on my head. CONSEQUENCES

i read this in mexican accent feels soo good

I never be caught adding 20s!

LMAO

real ones only will know lmao

Haha! Hank

And sex gifs

Hank Schrader undercover.

Hank must have somehow faked his death and now he is the new drug lord instead of Walter

This was rocks before they became minerals.

He was undercover.

@@The_Interceptor_ thanks for the spoiler

I thought that was Hank

Its not about money It's about morals

@@sarbyelmaz1524it’s a BETTER CALL SOLE reference from breaking bad

It’s the principal 😭😂

literally what i was thinking lmao

Oh God, right now I’m watching Better Call Saul, I hear this phrase and immediately remember that I recently read this comment and it’s like whaaat.

This comment is underrated. Brilliant!

Funny Potato

And we've come full circle, lol

You still remember this....? I guess you've been a lifelong fun..

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This is the funniest thing I've heard this year. 😂

*SAME* 🤣

Lost cause You know that’s Hank from breaking bad right ?

It's like... X-D those comments... X-D when X-D they write X-D EXACTLY what they just said... X-D how do you even do that?!

@@GOLVEL "how do you even do that?!" lol im ded XD

Everyone knows that the bad guys can't aim, so that's not impressive

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@@tomlxyz which one is the bad guy? the one selling or the one buying crack?

ones clearly more impressive

Plus he could sell all the heroin to make double of what he had originally, even triple

And then keep one twenty to receive the same results! Brilliant!

Big win 😂 . ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-PUFt2xpW0S0.html

AND six dead bodies plus two cars to dispose of.

Howsit Goingbros what? Oh I got it u mean that he could make like 200 grand now since he got 100ks worth of heroin and 100k

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You learn something new every day.

@Jake Gittes *_"As a teller this sketch had me on the floor laughing"_* You tell for a living? *...SNITCH.*

As a Teller, do you use Penn when counting money?

EuGenius CONSEQUENCES

I don't know why but I find that orange filter comforting.

IT IS NOT CRAZY. HE LEFT THAT 20 OUT. AS IF I COULD MAKE THAT MISTAKE. AS IF.

I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNOW HE SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS!

I never realized I noticed that until this comment😭😭

Maybe that's how the sunlight is there? You know sunlight gets whiter as you go north in the hemisphere.

Trump is low key a Mexican :v

@@flaminmongrel6955 nope same sunlight

After watching several American movies with Mexico as a setting, that's how I imagine the real Mexico.

😂 . ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-PUFt2xpW0S0.html

Darealkush bad bot

Almost like thats the joke

Ohh wow. --- Lesson Today: Rounding Up or Down Can Help: Sometimes maybe just round up or down and go by ball park figures. You know sometimes it can help to say t is about $100k but not exact. Sort of like maybe when you go to the store next time say can I buy this beer for about $2.00 but give you $1.25 ? Sort of like when the government says they owe you $4000, but may only give you $3.000 or less.

Absolutely. The ending makes or breaks a K+P skit, since the premises are always brilliant. This one had a great ending.

HA i think you're right

Well at least they finally counted it

@@noblejack9882 that will just produce another painful video..:)

Yes I swear.

Just thinkin about it like is paper

Literally

Probably wanted to say china white, but all the china in the media, so Afghani

That's a big fail, but then again so is doing heroin

BUT THEN THE GUY SPOKE SPANISH

@@nexus4880 In these days of Fentanyl I don't think people doing all this sniffing of unidentified white powders.......

only China and USA buys Afghan heroin in bulk. So there you go.

He broke bad

The hell are those unnecessary steps? You can easily weigh the amount by making a hardened clay mold of a stack of $20 dollar bills then filling the mold with resin You can then pile up the chunks of resin and use an industry grade weighing scale until you get a pile as heavy as $100,000 Compare the total weight of the resin molds by the weight of the suitcase of money and see if they are exactly the same. Of course, do not forget to subtract the weight of the suitcase first; rookie mistake. To get the weight of the suitcase, you must make a clay mold of the suitcase as well and fill that with resin to represent the suitcase's weight After taking all that into account, if the weight of the resin that represents $100,000 does not match the weight of the contents of the suitcase, it's safe to assume you've been set up

You are both making huge mistakes. First, you go to a bank and ask for a loan of 100,000 dollars. Then bank is going to want to check your credit score. Since you’re a criminal and are into buying Afghani heroine, you most likely do most of your large purchases off the grid. What you’ll want to do next is get a legit job right away. Perhaps you could ask the loan officer at the bank for a job as a teller. Once hired go ahead and get a couple credit cards. Make some purchases on the cards but always remember to pay them off in a timely manner. You’ll start to see your credit score grow at a slow rate, but don’t get frustrated. Now it’s on to purchasing a car. You can go with something over the top but you want to be able to keep up on payments. I mean come on you’re a bank teller not Bill Gates. Let’s say a 5 year contract. Now you’re on your way! I think you’re ready for that 100,000 dollar loan! Go back to the bank, which shouldn’t be hard because you work there remember? Then go on ahead and get that loan. Now you want to make sure you get a good APR or this was all worthless! Let’s say you got the loan and it all worked out. Now take the money and put it into a briefcase exactly like the one the other 100,000 is in. You don’t want to use your loan money to buy the briefcase because that will throw everything off. So, it’s a good thing you still have those credit cards. P.S. you’re also going to want to buy a scale. Fast forward. You have both briefcases with the money inside. Douse both briefcases with gasoline and light the money on fire. Let it burn until it has all reached a fine powdery ash. Then weigh each briefcase respectively. It the weight doesn’t match, then there is no doubt about it. You have been set up.

@@timorhyridgway3003 lmaooooooooooooo

@@timorhyridgway3003 Tried it. Didn’t work. Was only approved for 80,000

Dude i would rather 'rainman' it too instead of using ur complicated steps lol

Exactly! Genius

Absolutely brilliant

Bro exactly!!!!!! Cuz I really wasn’t feeling it until the counted 99,980 and then the dude comes running out with the $20 😂😂😂

Facts 😂 . . ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-PUFt2xpW0S0.html

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If we all die and aliens show up, we should show them key and Peele sketches. They are the greatest testament to humanity

You're welcome. ru-vid.com/group/PLAu2GZzz95YRErUQjSoJasikWPIrdM6i4

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This was posted on this channel a long time ago. Think they are just reuploading them

@@piFFD513 yeah they are reposts,but its fine

shop vac to the rescue!

oh shi...

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Lmao yh

Lol

That's what I was thinking too

Ok..that's pretty good... 👍

And the drugs! haha

Wasn't it 49990?

Planned since day one.

No country for old men

@@Doc.O.K. No woman no cry

I knew it was him lol

You said what everyone was thinking dude

Damn dude y. Ugh lol poor hank. JESUS MARIE

Does suck

Looks like they are in the same spot he died in b.b

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

✈️

deadass???

@@whydochair9552 nice

OMG it's him?! so now he's the one doing the drugs lmao

learning geometry,algebra,and calculus is worthless unless you pursue a field of study that involves that. Counting money is pretty basic. But great lame overused joke...

@@kylem1112 Algebra is pretty important dude what are you on?

😂 yeah yeah, math is pretty much useless when you don't have brain to use it.

kylem1112 im a person who studies actuary which means I studied algebra, calculus,statistics and basically all of that a damn useless if you pursue a job other than mathematics lecture though..

consequences

Loooool

U missed 100k for all that

Most Indian, Afghanu, Pakistani poppy goes through China and gets handled by Chinese before international distribution. All poppy used for heroin come from these areas but most growers don't have the money and resources to ship and directly sell their own stuff.

You can snort heroin

The Triads control a great deal of the distribution of heroin.

And it wasn't the first time Dean Norris was killed in a shootout in the desert.

Dean Norris with the terrible accent lol

😂😂

And everything is yellow in mexico

lol right

well technically it is cause you only count untill 9 so thats one count less. imagine every 1 counting cost 1 second then to count until you have 9 only costs 9 seconds instead of 10 seconds. So he's not wrong there :p

@@johnconnor2247 okay compared that to only count until 10. its the fooking same

@@mont9150 @John Connor ok nerd

@@zacloud9672 you dont have a place to live depressive weeb?

Lol

Got killed last time you did?

Genius

Nah, he is too fat to pick them on the ground.

@@freedominitiative8870 MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME!

Maybe just the money

Mission Complete

Best girl as your pfp 👌 nice

Very under rated comment 😂😂

Plagiaaaa

Makoto best girl.

LMFAO

glad someone else pivked up on tht😂

They lost... Both sides lost...

2.5 kd. Not bad at all

Not that you should apply real life to comedy sketches, but fatally injured people can still fire guns hopped up on adrenaline. It's not completely insane that two people functionally dead from bullet wounds could stay alive long enough to hit 5 other people fatally as well. The least accurate thing here probably is that they died so fast. A lot of body trauma takes a bit to actually kill you.

I didnt see that coming. Slow counters but fast shooters

D Thomas How?

I'm scared counting money in public

@@hussein6173 me too

@@stldweller Dyslexia is for words, Dyscalculia is for numbers.

@@stldweller you probably never bought or sold anything in your life. Its awkward to take the money and double check it in front of them as if they're liars, then holding it up to the light to see if they're counterfeit. I just take their word and count it while they aren't looking

What an underated comment

Nice...

"you kill uncle hank!"

Yep me as well, from Sweden here!❤

It is literally 4 in the morning where I'm from yet here I am XD

yes just like me and I live in Indonesia. whenever they I uploaded new video. it's always around 5am in the morning. and i woke up & smile, whenever I see new notification from this channel

5 pm in USA

Haha

R\wooosh

@@tuneboyz5634 ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

@@tuneboyz5634 what?

@@tuneboyz5634 If anything you either don't understand how woosh works, or you don't understand the comment itself.

@@tuneboyz5634 wtf is this wooosh for? 😂

Bad or good guy. Always end up dead.

Especially when he found out the deals Short 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Yup lol 😆 🤣 😂 😅 😄 $99,980.........👉👉👉👉👉👈👈

Indeed

Wow, how did you figure out that obvious joke? By watching til the end? Fascinating

Did that really need explaining? Are the 1000+ people who liked that comment really that stupid? Lol

@@LuMnOsITi I mean most people don't know what the hell rainman is. I just searched it up and I still don't understand it

@@greentea5534 in the movie rainman there is a guy who is really good with numbers/ patterns. There is a scene where someone drops a box of toothpicks and he is able to immediately count how many there are on the ground at a single glance.

These hidden gems are an absolute delight.

I mean I’ve watched every episode of the show sooo. Although there are deleted sketches that I haven’t seen

If you watch the show you would have seen this. It just goes to show you not many people watch it.

The Bureaucrat I hope not. Because I can’t get enough of these guys. Definitely the most talented on comedy

Nice

lmao nice

haha i Just commented the same shit.

Thanks for filling the blanks

@mr system it was NOIIIICE tho ! actually i posted it before reading through the comments.

He is hypocrite

Hey, at least he finally learned Spanish!

It's his dealer twin

Who

Ahh breaking bad

Why is no one mentioning this?! I came to the comments for this!

fr it is crazy

Liesl Lukacs me to lol

I knew I wasn't crazy! Thank you! Confirmed by Google to be Dean Norris (Hank Schrader).

I did not recognize his face until I read this comment.

Best in the world

He has the worst hair I’ve ever seen

I wish Tyler Perry would get a clue. 😂😂😂

@@politereminder6284 lawd🤣🤣🤣🤣madea is coming to get you

Did you just call him “Key”?

My uncle molested me on every holidays when I was younger. So no. It's not like Christmas at all.

It's only a few minutes old. It'd be strange if you would've seen it before lol

@@uhjeff3651 noice

@@uhjeff3651 I'm crying laughing rn

@@zahsum noice

I love helping people get money off the road!

I did this once and threw money in the air and there was lots of people coming to help pick it off the floor I was thrilled that they didn't even ask if I needed help they just helped without them my money wouldn't be in their bank balance the community loves helping me pick up all the money I dropped.

The helpful nature of humans is truly beautiful.

Maybe u should do it again then? Just tell me where

😂😂😂

Bruh and the light breeze pushing it

It's not real money. Only the few bills on top, and the first shots of counting them, close-up

@@johntao6822 no shit sherlock

I know, slowly blowing away and shit...

@@johntao6822 r/whoooosh

They did the math. Thats how 😂

because 2s are faster than 5s

You clearly don't know how this works... There were 5 of them, but... _they had a sniper trained on their position_

@@thedunyadoneya2628 you mean the sniper who's wife has just been kidnapped?

@@catthomas3097 you mean the snipers wife who just filed for divorce?

some Mandela effect kind of s***

with Hank too

Same bro 😂

However by not describing it you in fact did describe it

lmaoooo

My dad left me

WeSmart

I feel you hahah

FACTS

😄

Yeah The one that turned around 😂😂😂

Maybe 300,000

It’s dirty money, it’s gonna be hella sus to the police when this random guy suddenly becomes extremely rich

@@rarecomment3639 He's a minor Cartel member, you think the Mexican polices cares? Nah they already know it's dirty, as long as he doesn't start shit, they got bigger things to deal with.

Somebody would be looking for him.

@@rarecomment3639 100000 isn't really that much. He could hide it it, and use it only when he needs to, and deposit some of it over a long period of time.

*Dios Mio, Marie.*

He’s hank from breaking bad

@@MyGreenNest WHOOSH!

When he first spoke Im like wholly shit, its Narcotics. Its a sting operation!

I thought so too!

Well that's admirable of you, it's also very foolish. You'll never win this challenge. Are you a masochist?

@@JesusPulledMeThrough LoL you a fool for that!

89 likes, 89 guesses

@Gappie Al Kebabi Um, what's...happening?

Yeah i do key and peele marathon sometime But still there is always new skecth i found😂

Then you haven't literally seen them all.

@@edmerc92 shut up I never said literally

Each line. Hehe

"Now that's a plan right there"

Breaking bad alternate ending.

Hank is dead you stupid

I thought it was Hank with the bald head

@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong did you even watch the final season?

I didn’t even recognize him damn

ME 😂

probably bcuz you haven't SEEN the Rain Man movie

k k he was just anxious because all that money being thrown will blow away. For all you know he's seen the movie it's not like he doesn't understand why he threw it.

Meee

Its only looks good with a room full of strippers or in a music video!!