Literally has happened to me (chronically Ill & disabled) too many times… I’ll have a regularly scheduled check-up or some stupid random blood draw and I’m too sick that morning to make the appointment.
one time i was at a small little hole in the wall restaurant with my dad, and i mistook someone for him and i walked up to that man and literally stole one of his fries saying "im just gonna take this from you" fully convinced it was my dad. when he pulled his food back and said "excuse me" and i looked that man directly in the eyes... _nightmare_
There was this one time I got lost in a store when I was younger and I accidentally mistook this one guy for my dad, I ran straight up to him and gave him a big ol’ hug. Then his wife and two kids appeared from the corner of the aisle. I still get nightmares about it to this day
Never happened to me. But a couple of times have forgot it, went outside noticing that I feel taller, but like some minutes later realize that I forgot them at home and that Im not seeing very well
Just about every time I go to the movies, I say "You too" when they tell me to enjoy my movie and I feel like an idiot each time. Last time, I finally just thanked them and I walked off and excitedly told my girlfriend (who was getting our drinks when I was paying) that I didn't say "you too" for once and she says, "That's great honey, but the guy at the counter just called your name like 5 times. You left the popcorn on the counter over there..." Yeah apparently I went deaf in my excitement because the cashier had been trying to get my attention the whole time I was walking over to my girlfriend....
I can confirm. I've said some really dumb things before and I-..... *Depressing music plays* I'm so stupid, I'm telling strangers online about how I embarrassed myself...
I went to a Best Buy and said I needed help. They asked what department and I said electronics 🤦♂️ Then they said “dude the whole store is electronics” and I was like wow I’m so dumb. I was so embarrassed
@@blackboxbs8642 you don’t think so? I felt like it was dumb. I should have said laptops but instead I said electronics which I feel wasn’t specific and sort of a dumb answer
In high school, this dude who was a huge wrestling fan had a Mick Foley tat on his arm. I didn't know which version of Mick it was, so I said "is that Cactus Jack?" He looked at me and said "That's Jesus".
I was at a dentist appointment one time because my gums were hurting and when the dentist came he asked me “What’s going on?” And i said “nothing” and he said “i meant with your gums”
I was once raising my hand and called my teacher mommy trying to get her attention and it was in front of the whole class. this was in first grade and I still think of it
there's this one time in fifth grade where i had to move out of the way while someone walked toward me but we kept moving the same way like 5 times in a row and it looked like we were dancing and i felt so embarrassed and stupid
once when i was like 5 or 6, I fell on this disabled girl in a wheelchair at an amusement park (i was and still am pretty clumsy, but im getting better lol), my cousins and family will never let me live that down. everytime we go to one i have to prepare for them to bring it up
My brain: Remember that really stupid thing you said on a date three years ago? No? Well I'll just put this on repeat for the next hour then so YOU NEVER FORGET
Oh the stories I could tell Like the time I mistook a mannequin for a real person for a good few seconds....in a public store, the worst part was the exit being way too far away and the walk out was so difficult
I have this one story. One day I was ordering some fast-food, so things went normally. When the food was prepared, the guy serving it asked "what drink would you like?", and I answered water. The guy serving the food was surprised that I asked for water instead of Pepsi or 7 Up, so I said I was trying to be healthy... Bare in mind I was ordering fried and oily food 🤦♂️. The look on his face haunts me to this day
Half the time in my life, I feel like Albert Einstein is nothing compared to me, the other half is me looking up to Patrick Star as the smartest thing alive
Getting out of a church when I was a kid these two cute girls asked names and handed a piece of paper to everyone. Girls: what's your name My brother: says his name Girls: what's your name Me: says my brothers name My brain: why would you say... I'm done. Just keep walking.
People be trying to hug me for the first time and I'd just be staring at their outstretched arms trying to figure what they wanna do coz I don't wanna be too forward and hug when they're trying to handshake or something. But I take too long and they have to ask, "oh, you don't do hugs?" And then I awkwardly hug them, trying to be fast coz I already made them wait. Then I'm left feeling awkward 🌚
The Super Smash Bros one hit too hard at home. I once convinced my uncle to buy Frozen 2 on DVD before it even came out. It turned out to be the first Frozen movie. The only difference was that there was a 2 scribbled in the beginning underneath the logo. 😓
As someone who's been on the other side, I promise you: I heard that so many times a day it didn't even faze me anymore. We forgot you said that moments after we left your table. Don't beat yourself up over it
One time at a family party 12 years ago, a family friend and my mom had the same hair done but different outfits. I just saw the hair and came up and asked her to go home. It was the family friend. The look she gave me...I will never forget.
I came SO close to saying it the other day. Guy took my ticket at the theater and said "Enjoy your movie!" I got out a "Ye--" and caught myself just in time.
I was at a basketball game last night and the lady said "Enjoy the game." I say "Thanks you too." *Then I realize just as it comes from my mouth, I tried to stop it by biting my tongue but at that point is was already onto my lips and rolled out. I gave an awkward look into her eyes as she did the same frozen, customers behind me waiting impatiently but none aware of what had just happened and awkwardness that had followed. I took a step back, her eyes still locked onto me like a dog eyeing it's treat after deserving it. Her treat was my anxiety from which followed, as I took a second step backwards I stepped on the shoe of one of the customers. They stepped back causing a family pile up like cars in an intersection. I made a sharp 180 facing yet another set of eyes locked onto me, his more like a predator eyeing prey about to pounce. In a matter of seconds I once again humiliated myself, what a fool. He clearly had great care his shoes and saw through me, like a lioness hinting. Now I wasn't sure what to do. The jam of his family and the people behind him had caused a cresent shaped group instead of a line as intended, they surrounded me, all staring at me, the eyes again. Even the youngest, could have only been 4 years old showed no weakness, her cold bitter stare peering into my soul as she clutched an overly priced balloon animal made in the stadium tight in her right hand. I had to leave quick but I wasn't sure how, do I risk embarrassing myself again by trying to squirm through the cluster of people one by one just to sit in my terrible seat and watch a lackluster game in which the outcome was unfortunately predictable. What other choice did I have? I could have tried to buy another item from the same conversion stand in which the same lady who this all had started with was working. I could attempt to redeem myself, play it off cool, make it a joke, laugh, but I was in no mood to joke. Infact, the feeling of embarrassment suddenly turned to anger and frustration. I was caught in this same loop once more, the same latter over and over again, repeating the same steps and expecting a different result. I thought I could do better, that I could stop myself in time, that I could stay calm and collective, but I couldn't. It was then that instead of awkwardly shuffling through the mob in front of me I pushed back, fought. I broke the pattern, I strut with confidence not moving for others, instead they moved for me. I even stepped on the same man's shoes which enraged him even further but I was apathetic towards him now. I felt nothing and it was the greatest feeling I ever experienced. For fraction of a second, a blink and it would have already gone by, I felt like a god, a ruler, a king if you will. The world was at my beck and call, I was finally free of the social anxiety, I broke the pattern. This feeling though quickly came shattering down to the ground like glass when the man punched me across the face which I think may have broken my nose. I went down with the one hit, I was unbalanced. Let me tell you, it hurts like a bitch. I'm typing this now with an ice pack on it which burns because it's too cold. Might go to the doctors if the swelling doesn't go down within the next day or so, took a shit ton of aspirin and it did nothing. I'll tell people who ask about my crooked nose they should have seen the other guy but really he stood over me fine, looking down on me, him now like a god as tears rushed through my eyes. I looked like a bitch but got up afterwards. Needless too say had a shit game experience, already at the top of the stadium hardly able to see, this just added insult to injury, literally. I didn't sleep much last night, not because of the nose or awkwardness. I did my typical routines, went on porn hub, took a shower, settled in for bed not able to sleep. Lonely resorting to Omegle where I met a few new people and got their instagrams. It's now almost ****9:30****am at the time of writing this and I'm not sure how much of this is true. I think I went to a game last night...No I definitely did, I have photo evidence. I think I was punched in the nose, my nose is swollen and soar but maybe it was something else or maybe the punch hit me harder then I thought. Or maybe I hallucinated all of this from not sleeping for 37 hours straight, who knows. Who knows if any of this is real and not a hallucination or a simulation, maybe an alien chess game. Probay not the not the latter but if I am to trust my judgment which i always have and has never seemed to wrong me, or maybe it has and I just forgot similarly. But if I am to trust it, this all stemmed from a dumb bitch giving me an $8.50 rip off drink and over priced dip and dots. She was clearly not in a good mood but decided to fake it and told a complete stranger to enjoy a game. I could be a total dick and she wouldn't even know but she'd still want me to enjoy the game apparently. If she had just been honest and not deceitful I would have not made the detrimental mistake that was the cause of this chain of events. Anyway I'm fucking tired now and just realized I blacked out reading this and have no fucking clue what I just wrote. Damn, I've got to stop using horse tranquilizers...*
@@junk_mccartney9504 Well, we were in class and my friend was eating his lunch. So I talked about a bunch of stuff to him, but he only realized I was there after I spoke for 5 minutes straight. He was probably too focused on his food.
Bro!!!!! This video is sooooo funny please do series!!!!! I love the internal voice of condemnation. I love how he says stupid. And love how pained you look when you are shaking your head. 10 stars
This one time in class I sneezed and the girl in front of me said, "Bless you." I responded with...."Bless you." Why am I so stupid? She's gonna remember that her whole life 🤦♀️
I remember ordering pizza at an amusement park. He was holding his hand out to give me the extra change, and I gave him a fist bump. I don't think I will ever live that down.
Your wife was going to work while you stayed at home. You decide to take a shower to be productive. When you stepped in, you accidentally slipped and hit your head on the wall and were paralyzed from the neck down. Your shrieks of pain as the scorching water hit your skin lasted for hours.
Once I had homework, and we had two parts. I did one part and it was really easy, so I put 'two easy' at the top. I got it back and the teacher had wrote "were is the second part? And you spelt to wrong." I died on the inside.
@@arugon1677 I hope it's real, but I have a feeling it's just a joke lol. Srsly tho, my story is real. I had been talking with her for months, but never asked her on a date lol. Then when I said I love you too... it was major awkward for the rest of the date haha. She told me that she had said how are you instead of what I heard which was, I love you too. I felt so embarrassed lol
This is actually really an embarrassing story for me. When I was in high-school the teacher made this educational game chart where you had to fill in the right answer next to the correct problem on the board. The entire class got to play and if someone got the answer they would raise their hand. If they got chosen they could write the answer on the board. For one of the questions, the teacher was asking who wanted to solve it. Literally every single student in the class raised their hand bc whoever got a correct answer got bonus points on the next quiz. But I was working on another problem so I didn't even read what it was yet. Even though my hand wasn't raised THE TEACHER CHOSE ME! I immediately assumed that I wouldn't be smart enough to solve it, for some reason, even though I did well in school. I was on the honor roll every year but I lacked so much confidence. Also, I have really bad anxiety. And usually before I can even raise my hand I have to mentally prepare to ask questions. So when she called on me randomly I started freaking out immediately. I didn't even look at the problem or bring the paper. I walked all the way to the front of the class, picked up the chalk, stood there for a whole minute, put the chalk down, and announced to everyone that I didn't know the answer. As I walked back to my seat all I heard was "What? But that problem is so easy." "How can she not know the answer?" 😭 I sat down and looked at the problem. And this was literally such an easy problem. I don't remember what the problem was but I do remember it being so easy that after reading the question I was able to find the answer almost immediately. Moral of the story: Always believe in yourself first before you give up. 😭
When I was younger I saw my sister in the store so I crept up behind her then jumped on her shoulders to scare her and it was some random woman. I didn't even say a word, I just ran away straight out of the store and it still haunts me to this day
LOL happened to me today at a restaurant. I was washing my hands and some random big black guy opened the door, started at me for a few seconds and then walked out
