This always happens to me. I remember once deleting this tab that was really important (since I left it open) yet I made a duplicate and deleted the original. I was supposed to not do that but I did.
That's because of door , some stupid science behind it , brain forgets useless things to make space for new information... when u go through a door and change room
This is actual science. When you walk through a doorway, the game loads the new room and dumps the cache from the old room, and sometimes your plans are in that cache.
Me: about to take a selfie with a friend (which happens very rarely) Friend: Oh, It's our first selfie in 15 years! Me: turns off phone "I'm so stupit"
@@sp123 actually while you're holding down the power and the downward button for volume, one finger could press harder on the power button and lighter on the other, making it just turn off.
I used to do that all the time. I'm glad I got a pop socket because I don't have to go through the pain of being hit in the face with a rectangular screen.
Bruh, my mayor said bussiness, restaurants and construction sites should remain open. "We aren't following science but common sense, I bet we aren't gonna see any COVID spike, since people keep social distancing, wash their hands and **even eat wearing masks** ". He doubled on it too, saying that people could eat a restaurant while wearing a mask and pull it down for each bite.
My favourite must be the "I'm sorry, didn't hear you because I was wearing my mask, let me uncover my mouth to hear it better" and the "I wear this single mask all day, only pull it down when I eat, cough, sneeze or talk to someone".
Lol same. It doesn't even make sense to literally look at the time but then not know what time it was so you gotta look again but concentrate this time.
Rolling up a cereal box is no easy task either, it must have been quite the struggle, and to think he didnt question at any point why he needed to perform such a difficult task.
This reminds me of the time I thought I lost my phone and I searched EVERYWHERE for it only to ask my Dad where it was and he looked at my hand then to me. I have never felt more played than at that moment
i sometimes fall into the loop of thinking about focusing on what people are saying, and then focusing on focusing so that i end up not focusing on what they’re saying so then i end up focusing on that. That only happens sometimes though. The other half of the time i just can’t understand or process what people are saying quick enough to form a coherent response so i buy more time by saying “what?” do they say it again so i can think about my response as well as reconfirm what the person said was what i heard and not some fever dream.
True story: I was on the phone with Mom years ago. (Flip phone) I was like “Mom, I can’t find my phone!! I tore up my room looking for it!” She goes: “I dunno where you put it! We gotta be there soon so you gotta get in that car without a phone, that’s your fault!” Me: “I can’t! I- ......” 💡 Mom: .....Hello?! Me: ....I’m on my way...
When that happens I just continue waving, and if that guy is the only person there and obviously the one he’s waving too then I just laugh. The guy confused on why I waved to him and who I’m laughing, this leads me to say “I’m so dumb” and say I confused him with my friend this relaxes the person from thinking I’m a weirdo and it just ends up to him thinking I though I waved to my “friend” and not the fact that I waved to a stranger. Also inspiration an quote that helps me go through my depression,” You know it’s cold outside, when you go outside and it’s cold.”
This legit is what it's like to have attention deficit. The cereal part. Literally walk into my kitchen to get water, will leave after having random thoughts like this interrupt my flow of doing stuff. Or I'll get the water, but leave it there and walk out with a sandwich. It's wild when you realize it.
Oh man. Reminds me of the time a bus driver and I shared an existential crisis. Him: Hello. How are you? Me: Good. Him: Good. Me: How are you? Him: Good. Me: Good. It was such a quick, mindless back and forth and as soon as it was over we both realized what was said, went silent, and died a little inside. Moral of the story: be present when you talk to people, kids.
One time in the eighth grade I went to grab a tool from the thing on the wall and ended up grabbing another apron and putting it on, it haunts me to this day.
When someone waved at me and I wave back but really they weren’t waving at me. “I’m so stupit” When i see someone smiling at my direction thinking their looking at me and I smile back but really they weren’t even look at me at all and they laugh at me cause of my stupidity or because they’ve done it before “How stupid can I get!”
When someone said hi to me and I realized they weren't talking to me after I said hi back, I just pretended like the person I said hi to went around the corner and didn't see me. I'm running passed the person like "TYRONE, TYRONE. I KNOW YOU HEAR ME."
I work at Walmart. I helped a customer who had just entered the store, then said "enjoy shopping." He responded with "thanks, you too" then stopped, closed his eyes, then kept going without another word.
Had a moment like this once. Straight afterwards I started eating the cereal and realised instead of pouring myself a glass of orange juice to have after my cereal, I'd poured orange juice straight into my bowl and it had instantly curdled the milk. I'd also used up the last of the milk, cereal, and our last clean bowl, and couldn't make a replacement bowl. I ate that sour bowl of curds and disappointment like the dumbass I was.
Someone else messes up "It's okay bud, we all mess up once in a while." I mess up "I am basically the dumbest person to ever live. I don't deserve the flesh I have been given."
Brain: Hey remember that stupid thing you did 10 years ago that literally everyone else forgot? Me: Ugh stop reminding me Brain: you’re so stupit, how do I even exist in your body
@@megatronsroyalemissary382 Bats: evolution gave me the ability of night vision Birds: evolution gave me the ability to fly Humans: evolution gave me the ability of hating myself
There was this time my dad forgot his phone at home after he had gone to work; I tried calling him to tell him he left his phone....my mom then had to explain it out to me, and when she did, I felt as dumb as a doorknob.
i do that and it works so... like, i think i created a placebo effect on myself, where if i dont blow on the ice cream, it is so cold it hurts, but if i do, it doesnt hurt
