When you're a hostage negotiator but the hostage is your ex 

That blew me.

@@Ando1428 Phrasing 🗣️

@@Mr.ScarFace1true. The proper phrase is “it sucked my-“

That's definitely what the god in Zach's universe would do anyway.

@@blades9152 Alucard? Is that you?

Terrible exes don't just hurt the guy they're dating, they hurt everyone the guy knows, because that's the sort of malicious they are.

Bros before farming implements😉

@@michaelharris8598 Gotta be careful there, man. By saying "farming implements", one could make the assumption that their only usage is "in the ground".

@@XxTaiMTxXface down @$$ up

​@@XxTaiMTxX-- Underrated comment.

Lol

If you're gonna quote it, at least quote it right

@@zman4002He didn't specify he quoted Zach 😐.

Then go outside because that's pretty mild 😬

Then you haven't seen much

My favorite line

That was personal lol

Was she an enderman ?

@@alecsanlerthemoldovan Its from the Wizard of Oz tale. Doroty melts the evil witch using a bucket of water.

Please read the Bible😊

Please read the Bible😊

@@ImmanuelMiranda-s7wNo 😊😊. Its a worthless book full of contradictions and murder just like every other religion. Its cheated the test of time through violence and lying. It causes distrust anger violence and downright animosity because you talk about “What the bible says 🤡🤡”. You don’t listen to logic or reasoning, demand respect, and then ruin lives. How about you open yourself up to possibility your “Holy book” was written by selfish and evil people.

lol im now imagining a hostage negotiator like "kill them all so my work is technically done"

Technically, the roles were switched, and the negotiator became the hostage.

Ok guys listen up, we have a situation here. What kind of situation? I don't know.

" you want 10 MILLION DOLLARS? fuck it. * loads sniper rifle * "

The negotiator's dollars are the hostage.

Do it, do it boom 💥😎😉

Doooo it

yes this would be peak entertainment

Do it do it do it do it do it

And maybe make it connected to his god/devil series.

Best line in the whole video

On steam someone said, "this game crashes more than Helen Keller driving"

It's good, but it's an extremely old joke.

Please read the Bible😊

She can't

ohno

Bruh didn’t you watch the vid? She’s dead

@@mikepanson314 NO😭😭✋🏿

Just imagine a guy showing this video to his girlfriend and she says that he is her ex.....

the plight for selflessness

@@hydromatic2688 Precisely. What a character arc. 10/10

He will as a reward

what makes you think he's not getting his money now? the mayor is working on it as of right now to get him the money in the next hour as requisited

He looks so proud of himself

Yeah, that wasn't where I expected that sentence to go either. Good line.

he got me with coffee too, on the bucket o water. (i've now learned not to do that while watching.)

“Dew it.”

JUST DO IT!

oh man and then if you have a crowd nearby that starts chanting it, ggs

@@MetaFanWing Strike him down

​@@MushookieMan"Dew it."

Bros before hoes. It's the first rule of life!

She did him dirty and cheated on him.

Not only that but were willing to put together 10 million to get it done.

Their good bros

He doesn't need such a high paying and stressful job now that his ex isn't robbing him blind. He can get a job that lets him live a happy life instead.

You see people why it's always not a good idea to piss folks off😄😃😀

...and going right to jail with the robber...and his buddies.

Even without a job, he's probably still has more money than when his ex was alive.

Holy shit dude

I wish that episode existed. Damn, that show was good.

​@@eljefeamericano4308I know, like the criminal was happy for him with less context. After binging it I'd go apeshit if I saw that.

oh man, i am old enough to get this. bummer...

@@brendanfitzpatrick226 if it makes you feel any better, I was born in the 2000s and I binged it on RU-vid.

Liberation day from the witch 🧙‍♀️✨ Haha 😄

Sorry what

I know right!

R/arethestraightsok

​@@Stephanthecuteblondie2567 What kind of subreddit is that?

@@Stephanthecuteblondie2567 What are u talking about?? I think u need to think straight.

The terms changed. Ex-bf has to pay or the hostage taker wouldn’t kill her. When he did kill her, he lost all bargaining power.

It's the principle of the thing. You have to have a real shitty ex to understand.

It's the nature of the thing that matters - Brok

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

@@genzo454 It's a little bit about the money. Strippers and pizza both cost money

Unless you're american, in which case the alimony is probably more.

Clearly from the video 📹 death by accident! Safety on the weapon was faulty before the suspects finger slipped and pulled the trigger. Give the man a pardon and sue gun 🔫 company!😃

- Felix

*Hi.*

@@ActuallyDeath can you confirm if he actually died?

@@carteradams43 *Can Confirm, for exactly seven point three five seconds.*

@@ActuallyDeathsup death how are the kids? Forgot to ask sry

@@colincheshire6366 *You mean my **_[Apprentices]?_** They're doing...fine I guess, Oh and one recently came to this **_[Universe]_** and started streaming those video game things! I'm so proud! :D*

DAAAAMN

Woah shots fired

What are you talking about? He has all kinds of ex's. In engineering, he's always having to "solve for X". That lazy yatch can't do anything for herself, he's always gotta solve things for her!

Nah, he’s got plenty of “X’s.” Y’s and Z’s too for that matter.

Cause he solved all of them

Fernandez: "Sorry, but she was my ex too." Johnson: "And mine".

They got to keep the gun, and gave him a ride to the town's limit.

" ill shoot this bitch if you dont pay up. " " how much? " " 10 million. " " ill pay double for you TO shoot her. "

Stop dating weirdos and gold diggers!😄😃😀

yeah, he has to confess that he lost the greatest thing of all. the hope of being *the* reason why your ex dies.

If you have more, you would have more options

@@nicolefranciscobrand9684 even then, what is he gonna do once he ran out, the only way that's gonna work is if they have a good escape route.

The kidnappers usually sre counting that law enforcements want to avoid civilian casualties. Of course if the cops couldn't care less about people dying though then they have no leverage.

@@fede98k54 sure but one could make the case that long term ostage death would be reduced if police never cared because then criminals would know it does not work.

@@alkeryn1700 sure you could make that case, but I don't think you would hold up if you yourself get held as hostage. It's not like in nations where the police cares little about collateral damage, terrorists and criminals haven't stopped trying to use that tactic. And unlike in movies, most of the time the government gives the kidnappers what they want, to ensure the civilians are let go of unharmed. To then shoot em in the face, but hey, that's on the kidnappers I feel.

No it's, "Ding dong the Witch is Dead." Ever watch Wizard of Oz? 😁😄😃

'the ex' and 'die Hex' are one and the same.😂😂 Nice imagery. Let's keep the German!