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When You Run Out Of Toilet Roll | Sarah Millican 

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Have you used anything other than toilet roll?
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Taken from Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) - In this hilarious live performance, 2011's British Comedy Awards' Queen of Comedy, Sarah Millican gives instructions on how to make your own treadmill and examines the practicalities of having an orgy.
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@Pooandwee33
@Pooandwee33 4 года назад
"Is there a shortage" Well done sarah you jinxed it 😂
@beakittelscherz5419
@beakittelscherz5419 4 года назад
take that , Germany
@barvdw
@barvdw 4 года назад
Now surely this is going viral...
@Pooandwee33
@Pooandwee33 4 года назад
@@barvdw lmao
@billystokes3917
@billystokes3917 4 года назад
She's a psychic
@vickibannister2689
@vickibannister2689 3 года назад
Was just about to post this comment 🤣
@laluna1083
@laluna1083 4 года назад
0:27 "Is there was shortage" Anyone else watching this during the Corona virus epidemic? "Why yes Sarah, there actually is!" 🤣🤣
@arianagrandefromfortnite
@arianagrandefromfortnite 3 года назад
Well yeh of course that's when she uploaded it
@BeaulieuTodd
@BeaulieuTodd 3 года назад
Not yet.
@DiscordBeing
@DiscordBeing 4 года назад
I love her interactions with the crowd, such a quick wit and one of the few comedians that involve their crowd into the act in such an interactive way.
@bquamb3478
@bquamb3478 4 года назад
Because everybody poops 🤣👌
@PDeRop
@PDeRop 4 года назад
Only the best do that. Dara O'Briain is the other one. :)
@gilkot4633
@gilkot4633 4 года назад
So does Jimmy Carr, but I think Sarah's way better than him
@PDeRop
@PDeRop 4 года назад
gil kot Carr is not my taste. But does he invite interaction or just deal with hecklers?
@gilkot4633
@gilkot4633 4 года назад
@@PDeRop he does it like Sarah, and sometimes invites them on stage for a joke
@marinaalfonso9551
@marinaalfonso9551 4 года назад
It’s the perfect time to repost this clip due to the toilet paper frenzy!
@c.conger7560
@c.conger7560 4 года назад
Marina Alfonso she was ahead of her time
@michelletebbutt86
@michelletebbutt86 3 года назад
"Is there a shortage?" Me: 2020 flashbacks 👁👁
@tiuri7001
@tiuri7001 4 года назад
Great, she managed to make me feel sorry for a sock 😂😂
@c.crosby6769
@c.crosby6769 4 года назад
Not the worst thing a sock has been used for, I'm sure of it.
@suefreewoman6581
@suefreewoman6581 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@clovermx1472
@clovermx1472 4 года назад
Tiuri we should feel sorry for socks they are stepped on thousands of times a day. Stop sock abuse
@ploppyploppy
@ploppyploppy 4 года назад
The saddest glove puppet ever - brilliant!
@watermelonsandal4206
@watermelonsandal4206 4 года назад
"I don't want to!"
@anastazjawrobel
@anastazjawrobel 4 года назад
@@watermelonsandal4206she's brilliant
@FishFreddy
@FishFreddy 4 года назад
I'm watching so much Sarah Millican today. In the car, at work and now during dinner. Not only a great comedian but also a cozy one.
@kristianstipe
@kristianstipe 4 года назад
This must have been a very suitable clip to watch while eating! :D:D:D:D
@paulroberts3639
@paulroberts3639 4 года назад
I love this woman
@BedsitBob
@BedsitBob 4 года назад
Me too. So funny, so beautiful, so sexy, and with the filthiest giggle I've ever heard.
@theScottexan
@theScottexan 4 года назад
I think we'd all love to have Sarah as our bff. Can you imagine the daily convo?
@BedsitBob
@BedsitBob 4 года назад
I'd love her as my girlfriend.
@IntrepidFraidyCat
@IntrepidFraidyCat 4 года назад
I completely agree!
@acornhomestead3575
@acornhomestead3575 4 года назад
@@BedsitBob lol you and me both but I don't swing that way.... Although... Lol
@annother3350
@annother3350 4 года назад
Her husbands funny too
@BedsitBob
@BedsitBob 4 года назад
@@acornhomestead3575 Smoking hot lady.
@carollollol
@carollollol 4 года назад
thank you for breaking taboos, that people never talk about!
@kathrin6078
@kathrin6078 4 года назад
This just reminded me of the fact that I'm running low on toilet paper, thanks for reminding me to buy some!
@kathrin6078
@kathrin6078 4 года назад
@Susan Moran Ha, yes! I am the proud owner of a whole 10 pack of toilet paper rolls and I didn't even had to fight someone for them.
@joebloggs619
@joebloggs619 4 года назад
We can't even buy any in Australia, so this is very apt...
@barbarahope1934
@barbarahope1934 4 года назад
Annemarie May I live in Queensland. A few weeks ago I managed to buy a large pack of Quilton toilet rolls at a Shell Service Station. Keep looking, you never know where they will turn up.😀
@AloutkaKazawa
@AloutkaKazawa 4 года назад
It's so great to watch her turn strangers into companions in a span of a few minutes. Her apearance and demeanor are non threatening and friendly. She seems very likeable. I watch her to learn how you do that and it's something else. Such a lovely storyteller 💓
@coryhuber5673
@coryhuber5673 4 года назад
She is just superb at what she does. Much love from West Virginia.
@iamshatt3674
@iamshatt3674 4 года назад
ohhhh Sarah, you are brilliant! my husband died few weeks ago and your videos are the only ones i can afford to watch... thank you for easing some of my pain...
@barbarahope1934
@barbarahope1934 4 года назад
Iam Shatt So sorry for your loss. Hope you are managing to stay safe and well. Take care of yourself.😍
@goodfella1401
@goodfella1401 4 года назад
The best thing about discovering 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. Discovering great comedians like Sarah Millican
@LPKelly380
@LPKelly380 4 года назад
AutisticWeirdo Same here: I went from Cats does Countdown to just Cats to Mock the Week, Last Leg, The Big Fat Quizzes, etc... SO many brilliant comics from the UK that I would never have seen otherwise! Thank god for RU-vid! 😎👍
@maryavatar
@maryavatar 4 года назад
Being Scottish, I don’t normally call myself British unless it’s on an official form, but bloody hell she makes me proud to be British. If we’re all going to survive Brexit with an intact UK, we definitely need more of this and less political wankery.
@Widdekuu91
@Widdekuu91 4 года назад
And just know that we'll always love you as a neighbour and the doors are always open incase any of you want to come back Love, Europe/The Netherlands
@ghostofreagan3181
@ghostofreagan3181 4 года назад
This Yank loves the British sense of humor. Be it England, Scottish or Irish. I'm not sure if the Welsh have a sense of humor to be honest. Thank you!
@kitkatwelshlady8465
@kitkatwelshlady8465 4 года назад
Yes Us Welshies have a fantastic sense of humour!! 😁
@pianoflat
@pianoflat 3 года назад
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@eneedham789
@eneedham789 3 года назад
@@ghostofreagan3181 Ireland isn’t British.
@listenup1711
@listenup1711 4 года назад
This lady makes me laugh so hard, her accent helps make it funnier.
@lynneallan2830
@lynneallan2830 4 года назад
😂 TILL I CRIED ! You need to PLEASE do a CANADIAN RUN. WE. ❤️ love your comedy here in the GREAT WHITE NORTH🇨🇦✨
@SoTypicallyMeh
@SoTypicallyMeh 4 года назад
this has taken on a whole new significance in covidworld
@katie4409
@katie4409 4 года назад
I love this woman!
@ironstar246
@ironstar246 4 года назад
Worst for me, poison ivy. Was about 7 or 8 years old, playing in the woods and I had to go. I grabbed some leaves and wiped away! By the time I got my pants back up, I had them yanked back off. Was the fastest I have ever run in my life.
@notrappaport5340
@notrappaport5340 4 года назад
I remember an L.A. Law episode about that.
@jessicalee333
@jessicalee333 4 года назад
You pulled off your pants and ran... from your own itching bumhole? How far did you have to run?
@sherylrae661
@sherylrae661 4 года назад
I had to use the cardboard tube from the toilet roll 😂😂😂
@SvenTviking
@SvenTviking 4 года назад
Poison Ivy and poison oak are the reason we never should have colonised North America.
@Serenade2461
@Serenade2461 3 года назад
@@sherylrae661 that's as risky as I've ever gotten. ^^This is probably why my dad would always point out large leaves on trees and call them toilet paper leaves, so we wouldn't look to low-growing bushes for our TP.
@ellaeadig263
@ellaeadig263 2 года назад
Sarah's ending is so accurate for me because I usually come here to watch some funny clips when I'm avoiding doing the washing up. :)
@heidicooper7912
@heidicooper7912 4 года назад
I'm laughing way too hard about the sock. My husband came home from hunting and told me not to worry about matching socks in the laundry. Lol
@MissEmai0110
@MissEmai0110 2 года назад
At least you were warned before driving yourself crazy looking for its partner
@jerribee1
@jerribee1 3 года назад
Who hasn't wiped their arse on a werewolf when they've run out of paper?
@lucyhardman2267
@lucyhardman2267 3 года назад
It's logical when you think about it. Werewolves only come out when there's a full moon. 😆
@curiouscuriouser2670
@curiouscuriouser2670 4 года назад
This woman could read a bus time table and it would be funny.😂🤣
@uberLeafsFan
@uberLeafsFan 4 года назад
omg i am snot cry laughing!!!! absolutely hysterical!!
@bjjace1
@bjjace1 3 года назад
she's great.
@spikekent
@spikekent 4 года назад
Stubborn rings had me in stitches. Sarah you're a genius.
@hanorabrennan8846
@hanorabrennan8846 4 года назад
Sarah, you're so refreshing in a continuously constrained society!!!
@samuelevans8753
@samuelevans8753 4 года назад
Love your work sarah, always brighten up my days!
@jambarreturns9060
@jambarreturns9060 4 года назад
The absolute Best Comedian of all times, and I am 70 years old.
@Lilibet82
@Lilibet82 3 года назад
I used to dread my mam taking me into the public toilets at the Market Place in South Shields during the 80’s. They were always well stocked up with bog roll that was like tracing paper! Ouch!!🤣🤣
@LMB925
@LMB925 4 года назад
Wonderful. I so needed this laugh after a 10 work day and no end to the work in sight. I so adore Sarah Millican and I'm so grateful for all the times she makes me laugh out loud. There aren't many comedians that do that for me.
@macdaddy1617
@macdaddy1617 4 года назад
She's so naturally funny, it seems to come so easy for her. She's the girl next door that you had no idea that will make your belly sore from laughing so hard.
@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686
@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 4 года назад
I feel like crap today due to being sick. I really needed this laugh! Thank you!
@barbarahope1934
@barbarahope1934 4 года назад
Mrs. Thomas Hope you are feeling much better and staying safe😍
@amandajarboe1131
@amandajarboe1131 4 года назад
You are a treasure, Sarah Millican!
@SirDeanosity
@SirDeanosity 4 года назад
My family and I used the paper towels we had till payday. On payday we bought toilet paper AND paid Roto-Rooter to clean the paper towels out of the pipes. First and last time we had to learn that.
@Emeraldwitch30
@Emeraldwitch30 2 года назад
You can use paper towel just drop it in the bin. Don't flush it.
@ArtaherDuron
@ArtaherDuron 4 года назад
I freaking love you so much lmao. Your channel was the best end of the year gift!!
@jennifergangway9182
@jennifergangway9182 4 года назад
Sending light and love from South Carolina!! Love Love Sarah!!
@robarerobare
@robarerobare 4 года назад
Wow, you put me under the table with laughter, so simple, clear authentic!!! Thank you~!!!
@kaydegiobbi1165
@kaydegiobbi1165 4 года назад
Omg I love finding one of your videos that I haven't seen! I'm busting out laughing the whole time! You're hilarious!
@Crow29803
@Crow29803 4 года назад
You are a gem! I’m glad I found your channel!
@celiendschryver
@celiendschryver 4 года назад
She never fails to make me laugh :D Such a wonderful human being. Love you, Sarah!
@trfmamurphy9885
@trfmamurphy9885 3 года назад
Sarah you're disgustingly funny and we all love you for your great s.o.h. please keep us laughing.
@joebloggs619
@joebloggs619 4 года назад
In rural Australia, we grew pumpkins and figs for this purpose. In case the newspaper squares we but and attached to the dunny door handle ran out. People threw pumpkin seeds along roadsides and railway lines so people caught needing to 'go' but the next outdoor loo being several thousand miles away could have a bit of basic hygiene, even with no water. Kids were told to use pumpkin leaves on their delicate little bottoms, but not touch the growing little pumpkins because they needed to eat these, in order to use the leaves to wipe their bottoms with. Very logical, rural common sense. The gross covered pumpkin leaves in winter made you quickly change your mind about really needing to "go". They were so prickly and raspy... The fig tree leaves were reserved for "when you go up and get tall enough to pick these. You had to remember to pick the right number of leave before pulling your pants down and check nobody was watching you. But they always were and run out laughing at you with pants down... Then you get home or to school and be sternly reprimanded for "indecent public exposure".
@glancycorner7425
@glancycorner7425 2 года назад
Sarah, Thank you so much! I’m unemployed and when I have a down day, I watch you and you just brighten my day so much. I hope I get to see your show live some time! xo
@loriwhitcher5560
@loriwhitcher5560 3 года назад
You get my husband and I laughing so hard.. we just love you
@melissadowdell3638
@melissadowdell3638 4 года назад
I absolutely LOVE your style Lov!!!!
@sueharper3049
@sueharper3049 4 года назад
I needed that chuckle at the end of this **** day.
@projectalice8119
@projectalice8119 2 года назад
A breath of fresh air and much needed in these crazy times! 🤗
@anaschulz8084
@anaschulz8084 4 года назад
This is why I Never run out of toilet rolls!! Love your humor Sarah. Sending love from the US!
@darkshali
@darkshali 3 года назад
Can't wait to see what you will come up with after this lockdown is over. You must have so much material to work with! Thank you for never failing to make me laugh, Sarah, it's been a tough year. Love from the Netherlands!
@carlosdyer1113
@carlosdyer1113 4 года назад
My all time favorite comedian hands down 😂😂😂
@2012mtina
@2012mtina 3 года назад
OMG! laughed so hard. I can't believe I've only discovered you now. Been sending links to your stuff to a bunch of my friends here in Canada.
@matt_cummins28
@matt_cummins28 3 года назад
Tears rolling down my cheeks (for all sorts of reasons). Genius. Cheers.
@dee2140
@dee2140 4 года назад
She’s the best hahahaha 😂😂😂😂
@bluekitty3731
@bluekitty3731 3 года назад
During the depression my mom would use the sears catalog or phone book in the outhouse for TP.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 года назад
everyone did in those days! I mean, what kind of posh prick buys special paper just to waste it down a hole? You're going to toss the catalogues once you've read them anyway!
@joanneclements5779
@joanneclements5779 4 года назад
Absolutely brilliant I love Sarah Milligan.❤️❤️
@doreengisi3690
@doreengisi3690 4 года назад
Love Sarah 😂😂😂
@wdwerker
@wdwerker 4 года назад
Sarah always manages to find new ways to make me burst out laughing loud enough to scare the dog .
@PhillRobinson
@PhillRobinson 4 года назад
Shes brilliant
@SnagleTooth14
@SnagleTooth14 4 года назад
😂omg, I can't stop laughing! She's absolutely delightful and hilarious!!!
@lovingmayberry2000
@lovingmayberry2000 2 года назад
I just love her quick wit.
@wallacesheckells7095
@wallacesheckells7095 3 года назад
You had me in stitches. I love you!
@Gabe731
@Gabe731 4 года назад
I honestly believe you will be the only reason for me to visit the UK. Would love to see you live.
@smurfguy77
@smurfguy77 4 года назад
I love Sarah so much! She is so funny! I’m always so excited when I see she has posted a new video to her channel. I’ve had another crap day and I watched this clip and laughed my ass off. Thanks for making a one star shit parade day so much better! I’ve once used crepe paper when I ran out of toilet paper one time. It was left over after a birthday party. It did the job but dyed my hands and ass blue. Ha ha ha. It took a week for it to finally wear off.
@annother3350
@annother3350 4 года назад
Sounds more like crap paper
@rainydaylady6596
@rainydaylady6596 3 года назад
🤣😂🤣😂🖖
@charlielamb9365
@charlielamb9365 3 года назад
I’ve heard the werewolf part so many times but every time I hear it I almost come to tears with laughter and I get a stitch every time
@cathyfransson8385
@cathyfransson8385 4 года назад
Omg laughing so hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@chrisforrest3409
@chrisforrest3409 3 года назад
Your visual interpretations are hilarious.I always end up laughing so much that my laptop pc mearly ends up on the floor. Thanks for being so bloody brilliant.
@IntrepidFraidyCat
@IntrepidFraidyCat 4 года назад
Sarah Millican is such a gem! 💎💎💎
@ronbee8525
@ronbee8525 4 года назад
the logical solution to running out of toilet paper: the empty toilet paper roll
@trooperandcooperale3057
@trooperandcooperale3057 4 года назад
Those times you think someone has left a Crayon up ya bum. You swear you have finished, but no matter how much you wipe there is still a line. Then the flexible shower head comes into play.
@SjofnBM1989
@SjofnBM1989 3 года назад
Get a bidet
@BeccaMoses
@BeccaMoses 3 года назад
u good my guy?
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 года назад
@@SjofnBM1989 bidet with enema option (powersprays a jet of warm water up your keister hole)
@nicolegilstrap100
@nicolegilstrap100 3 года назад
You are hilarious!!!! And your accent makes it even better. Love you and thank you for making us laugh 😊😂
@ooiamsamoo
@ooiamsamoo 4 года назад
OMFG literally laughed out loud on the bus.
@the_dark_queen
@the_dark_queen 4 года назад
This broke my "heart" 🤣🤣🤣😉
@troythompson1621
@troythompson1621 4 года назад
Can't wait any longer, dog's gotta poo, but I love the accent and I laughed myself to tears! Thanks!
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 года назад
get a smartphone & open up her channel & run the whole thing on autoplay, whenyou need to go outside & do chores or errands -- best reason to buy a Smartphone I can think of!
@ianchappell4199
@ianchappell4199 4 года назад
love your comedy...
@matthewfrank7128
@matthewfrank7128 3 года назад
Sarah I am a fan.thank you for your wonderful humor.
@mikeperth8027
@mikeperth8027 4 года назад
Thanks again for the laughs mate and Happy Australia day 26/01/20.
@annamariaiannacito5291
@annamariaiannacito5291 4 года назад
This is the funniest video, ever!!!!!
@misolgit69
@misolgit69 3 года назад
I'm old enough to remember being forced to use Bronco or Izal brand toilet paper at school this stuff was so hard it could be used as tracing paper, seriously it didn't so much wipe it off as move it about a bit
@misterthegeoff9767
@misterthegeoff9767 3 года назад
oh god my Nan used to buy Izal. That stuff was horriffic.
@karenm12161
@karenm12161 3 года назад
Omg.. I remember izal...in the school toilets Crinkly paper we called it.. I wonder if it's still around these days.. 🤔🤣
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 года назад
our Safeway had a cheap store brand called "Simply Red"; I bought it to save a few bucks & my wife said the name must be for how it leaves your undersides, & to never buy it again.
@karenm12161
@karenm12161 3 года назад
@@NatandGeorge Too true.. we used it for tracing paper as .... 🤣🤣🤣
@Lilymomable
@Lilymomable 4 года назад
My admiration to you..Hilarioussssss!!! -God Bless.
@candyman1567
@candyman1567 4 года назад
Oh wow this was great!!!!
@yippee8570
@yippee8570 4 года назад
I must be more organised than I thought having never run out of loo roll. That's another thing to put on my CV 😉
@jrgboy
@jrgboy 4 года назад
Never run out either, I live alone so an Andrex roll lasts me at least 7 days, I always have 2 spares, but I have seen the same people in the local supermarket buying 24 a week !!
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 года назад
I realized, early on in my independence, that TP was important, so I've never run out, not once in 42 years & counting. . . I ask the Safeway cashier, "Is that enough TP for the groceries I've got here?" just to get that look of constermation that always tickles my day!
@djross95
@djross95 4 года назад
I love this lady!
@livingweirdestherc6644
@livingweirdestherc6644 4 года назад
You crack me up 😂
@arnoldscully8906
@arnoldscully8906 4 года назад
Every damn video she puts up she is funny funny funny. Did I say she is funny? She is funny.
@arnoldscully8906
@arnoldscully8906 4 года назад
And sexy
@crystalharris7394
@crystalharris7394 4 года назад
Love her ,So funny
@emmanuelouma4801
@emmanuelouma4801 4 года назад
She's brilliant
@darrenwalshe8513
@darrenwalshe8513 3 года назад
The only woman that makes me laugh!
@kathymayes7004
@kathymayes7004 3 года назад
Stubborn rings🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@suzannegill4033
@suzannegill4033 4 года назад
After how everyone is acting soon there be no socks pants shower heads left either 🤣🤣 what is this world coming too
@rgearr1808
@rgearr1808 3 года назад
I dont really find this too funny but i find it comforting... voice tone and stories draw me in
@johnhorsburgh8473
@johnhorsburgh8473 4 года назад
Shopping receipts 😂😂
@oneshotme
@oneshotme 4 года назад
Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up
@learoper9330
@learoper9330 4 года назад
Sock puppet, I have tears...lol
@bobthompson4319
@bobthompson4319 4 года назад
haha. your hand....... she just moves on. haha.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 года назад
skin washes. . .
@gavinbrewes863
@gavinbrewes863 4 года назад
You’re an absolute treasure
@aircastles1013
@aircastles1013 3 года назад
I read your comment without my reading glasses and I thought you said “you’re an alcoholic treasure” 😂
@Belano1911
@Belano1911 2 года назад
A sock! That's hilarious.
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