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When you try and tell the people that you killed Almalexia and Vivec 

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The Living Gods live no more!
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@dot_aif
@dot_aif 2 года назад
The Colovian Fur Helm paired with an Armani suit looks absolutely fantastic, the Nerevarine is truly a master of fashion.
@MyTwoPence
@MyTwoPence 2 года назад
Great to see you Dot! Hope you're doing well and looking forward to your next meme
@gargoyles9999
@gargoyles9999 2 года назад
Let’s see Paul Allen’s Neverine
@el-violador
@el-violador Год назад
Wealth beyond measure outlander
@tenyearsinthejoint1
@tenyearsinthejoint1 Год назад
"check this out...colovian fur...."
@MDE_never_dies
@MDE_never_dies 6 месяцев назад
"Is that sugar?" "New Weapon. Whaddaya think?" *Dwarven "Wohoa. Very nice!" "Picked it up from an enchanter yesterday" "Good colouring" "That's Dwarven. And the enchantment is something called "Paralyze on Strike" " "That's very cool Batemyn, but that's nothing." *Slaps Glass Dagger on table "Green Colouring, Shock Damage on Strike. Whaddaya think?" "Nice..." "Jeez, that is really super, how'd an N'wah like you get so tasteful?" *"I can't believe that Bryseth prefers Valyn Patten's Dagger to mine!" "But wait, you ain't seen nothing yet....Pure Ebony, Soul Trap on Strike" "Impressive, very nice.....Let's see Pauleth Alyn's Dagger" *Daedric *"Look at that subtle off-red colouring, the tasteful carvings on it, oh my god, it even has levitation!" "What's wrong Patreth? You're sweating"
@NecroBanana
@NecroBanana 2 года назад
Killing the living gods of Morrowind is such a fucking flex that it don't matter if they believe you. Vivec stopped existing anyway.
@vincentmarcellino7183
@vincentmarcellino7183 2 года назад
When that rock Sheogorath hurled crashes down they'll believe
@TheK2rla
@TheK2rla 2 года назад
Nerevarine tried to tell them, then the Red Year showed them.
@dimas3829
@dimas3829 2 года назад
he didn't, though. He jummped into parallel universe giving you a cloned version of himself's soul.
@GreySpectro
@GreySpectro 2 года назад
@@dimas3829 I too like fanfiction
@LordMalice6d9
@LordMalice6d9 2 года назад
@@TheK2rla That's why the Nerevarine bounced to Akaviri.
@jordanl4805
@jordanl4805 2 года назад
You can't kill a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
@LadyCoyKoi
@LadyCoyKoi 2 года назад
I read that as Degothwave song.
@dr.guilhermeped
@dr.guilhermeped 2 года назад
@@LadyCoyKoi same here
@tremendousyeet3467
@tremendousyeet3467 2 года назад
@@LadyCoyKoi The only thing i know for real.
@TheCrimsonCretin
@TheCrimsonCretin 2 года назад
Shame on you sweet nerevar
@redeye4516
@redeye4516 2 года назад
"Listen to me, I destroyed the Heart of Lorkhan, it's gone, and I enjoyed it" "But that's impossible" "Why isn't it possible?" "Because it's just not" "Why not?" "If you had destroyed the Heart, reality would have ended, you couldn't possibly be telling me this now if it were true, and I don't find it funny" *"Were you ever real in the first place?"*
@weeaboobaguette3943
@weeaboobaguette3943 2 года назад
"I don't understand what you- wait, what's that tower... Wait, is it I- *"You had no love."*
@kirpalor74
@kirpalor74 2 года назад
Mindblow
@overlordsnow14
@overlordsnow14 2 года назад
*awakens the godhead and ceases existing* "everytime"
@reidsimpson4213
@reidsimpson4213 2 года назад
God, if only the Elder Scrolls games were as good as their metaphysical lore...
@gandalf_thegrey
@gandalf_thegrey Год назад
@@reidsimpson4213 Track record of the 3D Elder Scrolls games: Morrowind: *thousands of players 20 years after release* Oblivion: *thousands of players over 15 years after release* Skyrim: *Millions of regular players* ESO: *player count on an constant up since release* yeah, games bad, bethesda uncool
@mesektet5776
@mesektet5776 2 года назад
Nerevatine: “Dammit, what’s an Elder Scrolls protagonist got to do to get into jail, or face execution around here!” Hero of Kvatch & Dovakiin: “Oh shut up!”
@Kattbirb
@Kattbirb 2 года назад
The Emperor's Agent: "Y'all are going to jail?!"
@briandavis9888
@briandavis9888 2 года назад
Wear ordinator armor and talk to them
@trelometallo
@trelometallo 2 года назад
@@briandavis9888 If you attain a high rank in "Tribunal Temple" the ordinators stop attackin you.
@glebbaksheev7173
@glebbaksheev7173 2 года назад
@@trelometallo are you sure? I remember becoming the patriarch of the temple, and still continued poking ordinators. They belong to different fraction, so it seems impossible to wear their armor and speak with them without attack. Same goes for hand's armor. Clearly speaking, they are a bunch of zealots who couldn't even keep in touch with reality. However, if you attack first, you will get expelled from the temple, with the exception of templars in Ald-Sota ruins, where temple chads slamming with daedra worahippers (and where you go to achieve Sheo's blessing for Temple quest (which is also interesting, you can just wipe the whole group or ordinators and no one even notices). I have a theory that being a Sheogorath sanctuary, that place twisted the minds of the ordinators as well, so they are no longer with the temple.
@vaalence9043
@vaalence9043 2 года назад
@@trelometallo No they don't, not if you wear the Indoril helm or chestplate. Even if you're the Patriarch.
@xenodroid
@xenodroid 2 года назад
I imagine it's just a Beavis and butthead type scenario for most Dunmer. "Like... what do you mean you killed the living gods? They're called the living gods dumbass. Of course they're still alive."
@gp.5989
@gp.5989 2 года назад
The neverane is going to lose it after they compare limeware platters next.
@metetural9140
@metetural9140 2 года назад
I can't believe Caius likes R'zirrs Redware better than my Limeware
@alfredpeasant5980
@alfredpeasant5980 2 года назад
This is the most niche, and hilarious thing I've read today
@vivecald-vehk6978
@vivecald-vehk6978 2 года назад
The fkn who?
@TheNumerosopher
@TheNumerosopher 2 года назад
I laughed too hard at this comment 😂😂
@burgertime4994
@burgertime4994 2 года назад
NEVER ANE
@basedbattledroid3507
@basedbattledroid3507 2 года назад
Patrick Batemer is uniquely horrifying
@cabs5626
@cabs5626 2 года назад
underrated comment
@TripleB87
@TripleB87 2 года назад
Let's see Paul Allen's mer.
@kupokinzyt
@kupokinzyt 2 года назад
The little floating Clovian hat above him omg lol something about that is so cute ❤ I love it.
@ramtinzx7108
@ramtinzx7108 2 года назад
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
@talkingmudcrab718
@talkingmudcrab718 2 года назад
True. The whole game is an existential crisis.
@ConservativeSatanist666
@ConservativeSatanist666 2 года назад
"you are now in a doomed world.." Unfortunately the torture is that your the only one who knows... Great meme though 😂
@thesierramadre8245
@thesierramadre8245 2 года назад
It's actually kind of heart wrenching that no one really believes you. You do all of this shit as a living prophecy for some god you dont even care about and everyone just turns away in disbelief. Could be both equally nice in that no one can pin blame on you but saddening as you are alone in the truth
@dennisdanner4273
@dennisdanner4273 2 года назад
Maybe that's why the Nerevarine traveled to Akavir? He was done with this ignorant bs
@heilmodrhinnheimski
@heilmodrhinnheimski 2 года назад
This is why I could never bring myself to kill Vivec, even when I knew my characters despised him. He’s the only one that will believe me, the only one that can understand me and the only other immortal left. I keep him alive not out of forgiveness but to stave off the maddening loneliness of being the last one left.
@aquamarine23456
@aquamarine23456 2 года назад
@@heilmodrhinnheimski too bad he would soon lose his powers anyways due to the heart being gone and get killed, along with the whole city, by sheo's meteor
@heilmodrhinnheimski
@heilmodrhinnheimski 2 года назад
@@aquamarine23456 Yeah but canonically he never dies, he just fucked off to God knows where and hasn’t been heard from since.
@aquamarine23456
@aquamarine23456 2 года назад
@@heilmodrhinnheimski our character does that, not vivic
@MyRedHulk
@MyRedHulk 2 года назад
You know, I wanted to kill Vivec mainly because I heard his soul can be trapped with Azura's star to make a daedric katana with 1000 charge, but apparently the same thing can be done with Almalexia, except the sword has 1500 charge, and you kill her in self defence. After that I realized I didn't really want to kill Vivec. His continued existence is punishment enough for his crimes. He'll slowly wither away as he fades from existence, and eventually, then worship, and eventually, public consciousness. Nothing but a dream. Forgotten shortly after waking up.
@GiggiliGaiX3
@GiggiliGaiX3 8 месяцев назад
Beautifully poetic.
@Abdulaziz_Saud91
@Abdulaziz_Saud91 2 года назад
0:31 Nerevarine: why isn't it possible? Npc: it's just not Nerevarine: why not you stupid (there's supposed to be n'wah)
@DarkestVampire92
@DarkestVampire92 2 года назад
I wouldn't try and tell a Nord such things, unless you like to dance close to the fire.
@metetural9140
@metetural9140 2 года назад
Seen any Elves? "Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks." Heh forgot Bateman's dating a Bosmer
@voxthesergal
@voxthesergal 2 года назад
You missed a chance at throwing in an 'N'Wah' when he said 'You stupid bastard'
@werdle92
@werdle92 2 года назад
Funny thing is I saw this movie for the first time around when Morrowind came out and I actually played it the same day I rented American Psycho.
@adamnielson42
@adamnielson42 2 года назад
This part hurt so much lol. So rough when no one believed me.
@armadylan3526
@armadylan3526 2 года назад
Impressive...Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's Morrowind Edit
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 2 года назад
Vivec was such a pushover...I remember the first time I found myself in his chamber and he started prattling on about how could I possibly ever expect to defeat a "god".... apparently he didn't realize how many potions I had drank earlier. Vivec died quickly.
@TheAce736
@TheAce736 4 месяца назад
His prattling can’t stop you when you’re 30 sujamma deep and too drunk to read
@achd5083
@achd5083 2 года назад
Vivec achieved chim so even if you “kill” him he’s not really dead. Terrifying to think of where he’s gone if Tiber Septim also achieved chim and ascended to be the 9th divine Talos
@pokeman5000
@pokeman5000 2 года назад
Buying the official story sure does feel good don't it? Just suckling down the 38 sermon propaganda. True Elder Scroll enlightenment is understanding Kagrenac was right any other use of the tools is profane. If Vivec was so great Dagoth Ur would never have been a problem.
@danielveldhuis5637
@danielveldhuis5637 2 года назад
This comment is brought to you by, Chimbucha. Get your Chim on okey!
@DrunkTigerGrill
@DrunkTigerGrill 2 года назад
Talos achieved godhood through much deeper and profane methods. He was a Shezzarine and reincarnation of Lorkan, he mantled lot khan and performed a Convection of his own between himself, Zurin Arcturus and the ghost of wulfgarth. He also possessed a full power numidium and we all know from daggerfall what Thad means. Chim is more of a one time wish, if vivec was truly strong he would go to the red mountain and obliterate Dagoth ur but he didn’t. Also as others pointed out, he might even be a fake chim user.
@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 2 года назад
@@DrunkTigerGrill An true chim user is the player character, Loading and Saving is using chim,
@thepants1450
@thepants1450 2 года назад
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 console commands
@doboi8121
@doboi8121 2 года назад
The text that pops up in game after soul trapping Vivec is funny
@oujimandias6485
@oujimandias6485 2 года назад
This revenge on 「FOUL MURDER」 has meant nothing.
@TheCabritoGoat
@TheCabritoGoat 2 года назад
The Nordic voice lmao. I think an Imperial voice for a lawyer would be better
@o.milonova9664
@o.milonova9664 2 года назад
"Pfft, yeah right. And I'm a silt srider" is the most common answer.
@datasdukatcoat6429
@datasdukatcoat6429 2 года назад
Well, that cuts it. Humanity does in fact have a purpose. That torrent of causality, which very well predates the Big Bang, and with us, curling over and tumbling at its surging head: it was no blind vanity. Nay, there was purpose. It all serves so that these may propagate; these wonderful Nerevarine/Dagoth syncretisms.
@michaelt62077
@michaelt62077 2 года назад
Laughed at "had lunch with almalexia"
@user-tc9sk4ei9y
@user-tc9sk4ei9y 2 года назад
That actually sounded like a common nord insult.
@menospeakwelsh
@menospeakwelsh 2 года назад
1:15 That visual is actually terrifying.
@hergetp
@hergetp 2 года назад
You’ve outdone yourself with this one! God tier meme.
@db88821
@db88821 2 года назад
Your Morrowind vids keep me going
@MyTwoPence
@MyTwoPence 2 года назад
Thank you and I hope you're ok friend
@thealmightyuntensil2368
@thealmightyuntensil2368 2 года назад
Damn they really dropped the ball on live action Thrawn didn't they :(
@Lin3r
@Lin3r 2 года назад
my god i love this classic editing and memes made my day
@Juscasbra
@Juscasbra 2 года назад
*dagothwave plays gently in the background*
@thomasbest5316
@thomasbest5316 2 года назад
Youve really pulled all the stops out on this one, good shit
@ludmilopez6982
@ludmilopez6982 2 года назад
Man I really love your edits, keep going!
@_MaZTeR_
@_MaZTeR_ 2 года назад
He looks like Grand Admiral Thrawn
@vivecald-vehk6978
@vivecald-vehk6978 2 года назад
He cannot kill me, I exist within the infinite
@starshipshari
@starshipshari 2 года назад
omg I just realized pence, you should totally do edits using Monty python life of Bryan or Holy grail lmao
@MyTwoPence
@MyTwoPence 2 года назад
Thank you 😄 it's on my list
@starshipshari
@starshipshari 2 года назад
@@MyTwoPence fuck yess hahaha Hope you're well in this hot weather! I'm burning alive, by the 3!
@shambleshef
@shambleshef 2 года назад
Get in the soulgem Vivec
@Afiliun
@Afiliun 2 года назад
The Thrawn Trilogy: 1991-1993
@abyss9316
@abyss9316 2 года назад
So Christian Bale is the nerevarine....hmm..somehow very fitting...
@jonathanhamilton2504
@jonathanhamilton2504 2 года назад
Great voice edits!
@gb9884
@gb9884 2 года назад
Disposition goes down each time.
@dylangrizzle
@dylangrizzle 2 года назад
nice, thanks for making the memes. 😎👍
@RvBnerd618
@RvBnerd618 2 года назад
That nord voice program has been working like a charm since that Simpson Meme on explaining TES 3 to a newcomer. And this meme was also well made.
@Balinux
@Balinux 2 года назад
This needs Thrawn's theme in the background.
@renaudc54
@renaudc54 2 года назад
Of all the Christopher Bale Amercan Psycho memes, this is the most appropriate one
@In_Thy_Flesh
@In_Thy_Flesh 2 года назад
N'wah
@ewanfawns547
@ewanfawns547 5 месяцев назад
Love the admiral thrawn build.
@ShadowclawIV
@ShadowclawIV 2 года назад
For a good while, I thought that was Grand Admiral Thrawn in the thumbnail.
@_gary_s
@_gary_s 2 года назад
Can't wait for the dunmeri psycho uploads.
@cgmpikachu
@cgmpikachu 2 года назад
A yet only a few people end up believing you.
@dwaynezilla
@dwaynezilla 2 года назад
ooo the scene with the axe murder needs to have sunder overlaid on the axe, and hitting the heart
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 2 года назад
I love how the effect makes him look like Yondu from GOTG
@kraosdadafusfus8034
@kraosdadafusfus8034 2 года назад
Almalexia is dead, and probably stuck on a soul gem. Vivec is alive, and Sotha Sil's state is uncertain.
@rabbinirvana
@rabbinirvana 2 года назад
He probably returned some video tapes in Balmora right after this........
@andreamorciano1645
@andreamorciano1645 2 года назад
Can you do a video with the scene of him being questioned by the detective, which the detective has am ordinator mask and is asking him where he was the day Vivec got killed?
@thecosmicaesthetic
@thecosmicaesthetic 2 года назад
Amazing 😂😂😂
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 2 года назад
I had lunch with Almalexia , 🤣🤣🤣 I'm not sure if that's an actual line in the game but definitely hilarious
@kirpalor74
@kirpalor74 2 года назад
If Vivec dies, dosent his soul return to his dear Molag?
@diegoolivares1081
@diegoolivares1081 2 года назад
If you trapped it doesn't
@Wruce_Bayne
@Wruce_Bayne Год назад
The different reactions from NPCs in varying walks of life is really funny
@MBP1918
@MBP1918 Год назад
This is literally how it is lmao
@CyberCommander1990
@CyberCommander1990 2 года назад
Dunmer? More like Blumer.
@h0verlord
@h0verlord 2 года назад
Stage 4 : Denial
@mattbeilewech3517
@mattbeilewech3517 2 года назад
Let's see Sotha Sil's card...
@desolatemoon7377
@desolatemoon7377 2 года назад
Dam and he got the colovian fur.
@iwasonceaDJ
@iwasonceaDJ 2 года назад
Tamriel? Nobody goes there anymore.
@huckmart2017
@huckmart2017 2 года назад
Now lets see dagoth ur's business card
@cramirez3855
@cramirez3855 2 года назад
Van patten achieved chim but price is priceless
@kamixakadio2441
@kamixakadio2441 2 года назад
Thats Thrawn
@akibmahbubkhan7225
@akibmahbubkhan7225 2 года назад
"U can't kill a god," says the mortals who became pseudo gods using the heart of a dead god.
@baird5682
@baird5682 2 года назад
ALMSILVI
@eskikanal6325
@eskikanal6325 2 года назад
I gotta watch american psycho
@LadyCoyKoi
@LadyCoyKoi 2 года назад
The worse for a psychopath is to be invalidated and ignored. I thought after the killings Mr.Bates would continue his life as a humanist and performed charities that gave him the validation and attention he had always craved. Instead, he continued his rampaged killings.
@tasunkewitka8769
@tasunkewitka8769 2 года назад
The real reason nerevarine fled east lol
@dis5164
@dis5164 2 года назад
American Psycho book fan here, FUCKIN DYING!!! "This confession has meant nothing."
@christianholzschuh6853
@christianholzschuh6853 2 года назад
Almalexia I get but why Vivec I ask myself, he does nothing, but then I remember: I often kill Vivec just to trap his soul in a soulgem and to leave it at home.
@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 2 года назад
i remember doing this all the time to anybody i disliked. so funny
@ihavemyshield
@ihavemyshield 2 года назад
Can you do Dexter in the dark brotherhood Please!!!!!
@Zpshadow100
@Zpshadow100 Год назад
I’m sorry but he looks like a chiss rather than a dark elf you should do a Star Wars one
@KUNAIfever
@KUNAIfever 2 года назад
Daggerfall posts when
@JohnTitor_0
@JohnTitor_0 2 года назад
halt
@majinboot8775
@majinboot8775 2 года назад
Hey Halberstram, why are there copies of the Elder Scrolls all over the place?
@killertruth186
@killertruth186 Год назад
A male nord had lunch with amelexia. Now I see everything.
@aguythatlikesgames9574
@aguythatlikesgames9574 7 месяцев назад
My only qualm with this game is that you don’t get to kill Sotha Sil yourself
@JReed7560
@JReed7560 2 года назад
Suss-sussudio
@pzyko21
@pzyko21 2 года назад
Almalexias soul is the strongest in the whole game, worth the most.
@anonymousrebel6614
@anonymousrebel6614 Год назад
Christian Bale who played Batman now looks like a Vampire ready to devour this guy, while Robert Pattinson who played a Vampire became a Batman nearly 14 years later! Ironic....don'cha think!
@NinjaPaintsOnStars
@NinjaPaintsOnStars 2 года назад
Bahaha
@alexanderstilianov
@alexanderstilianov 6 месяцев назад
Vvardenfellian Psycho
@Baltasarmk
@Baltasarmk 2 года назад
I am kinda angry that they didn’t gave us a chance to kill Sota Sil
@cowgod1945
@cowgod1945 Год назад
But why? There’s no benefit to killing him at all other than a trapping his soul which I doubt would bother him all that much He’s so out of touch he’s wither and die before realizing his power was gone
@0ldmanboss355
@0ldmanboss355 4 месяца назад
TRUEEEEE based vivec killer
@JensMorrison
@JensMorrison 2 года назад
I shot the Almalexia, but I didn't shoot the Sotha Sil.
@zodaxa6141
@zodaxa6141 2 года назад
This was never the way I planned Not my intention I got so brave, drink in hand Lost my discretion It's not what I'm used to Just wanna try you on I'm curious for you Caught my attention I killed a God and I liked it
@ihavemyshield
@ihavemyshield 2 года назад
Do Jon Snow of GOT and the walking dead main characters.
@JuanGonzalez-ei8br
@JuanGonzalez-ei8br 2 года назад
It’s hip to be a heretic
@ProgressiveTeen
@ProgressiveTeen 2 года назад
Wow. Your two pence just made me owe you 200 pence fine anglo saxon man (not gay tho)
@MyTwoPence
@MyTwoPence 2 года назад
thank you its all good
@TheCheeseslice9
@TheCheeseslice9 2 года назад
NPCs feel nothing, maybe he was an NPC himself...
@user-wj4nz6ut3f
@user-wj4nz6ut3f 2 года назад
Hello from Russia. I like your video :)
@MrWasaki
@MrWasaki 2 года назад
Simply not possible. Quit the skooma you fetcher.
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