When Your Pitch Bombs with ScarJo (feat. Steven Castillo & Rosebud Baker) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser 

LMAO I love how Steven looks constantly "mind blown" as the ladies forget he's there in middle of girl talk.

Lol I love how uncomfortable Steven gets, especially at 16:27 I don't think he's used to girl talk he gets awkward lol

Love these guests.

9:03 she says while I eat alone standing

18:05 😆 priceless moment

32:01 - "the feeling was mutual" - ROFLOL and repeat - that was awesome

I keep hearing Adam Sandler’s laugh. Wild.

Anya bringing it

WAIT! I NEED TO KNOW: The Amlactin lotion with the blue writing or the green writing?

The bones narrow is the must nutritional part of it, a dog has nothing on me, don't even wait for leftovers! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My mom swears by Amlactin-- good stuff!

It's funny that Nikki says that she hates small talk, but her entire show is small talk.

I already miss this show

He really has a gamer vlogger look

The most daring thing they do all day: They're saying what they say "almost" within ear shot

Nikki's assistant on the right is low key the hottest on the show

As Bianca Del Rio says to people talking during his show, “This isn’t tv, I can hear you!”

I have the same issues while "piling on my plate" and getting the eye rolls and "ughs" because I have a high metabolism and eat huge portions.

Can’t believe they canceled this show? Why the hell not just have in on the west coast?? What was Sirius thinking? There is a loyal fan base. How many have canceled their Sirius accounts because of their shortsighted decision?

Nikki , come to Tel Aviv! We are all huge salad eaters! Seriously!

I have internal mental nuclear bombs go off when I'm trying to stand and eat in a corner and people just INSIST on having me take a seat

I just like cant like like listen like anymore

It's funny because he does look 12 lol

❤️🤟

True story, in the UK its not a crime to be naked outdoors in the street or park etc, it only becomes a criminal offence under the indecency act if someone is offended by your nakedness and puts a complaint in to the police xx

AmLactin used to be prescription

🤣😂

He's got the laugh of a 3 year old frat boy...

People do eat the bones.....

I love chewing on the bone to! 10: 35 Nikki better not eat rib then?

Nikki would love being in the northern parts of Europe. Not much small talk in public spaces.

water wiggler and mr. stress

I also like a big salad, with chicken.

Can I go to the show?

Steven sounds like Sandler...a lot!

It’s too bad the show is over

As someone studying massage therapy company, sometimes a dick to the hand or body happens. it's not sexual, it just happens when you're reaching across the table. Or, if you're like NIkki, you lets your hands just wildly hang out instead of just laying them on the table.

Knaw on bones like the animals we are.

Steven should do Voice Over work. He's got a cool distinct voice.

A lot of cultures eat the marrow out of the bones

Knows French. It must be that Kirkwood HS education. If you are from STL you'll get that.

So there you go ! Just keep buying all the material things that you want ! And even have your own matching homeless people set! Your the special people now ! Good luck with all that

None of the comedians took advantage of "I love to suck on the bone" 9:54

Where is ScarJo?

You just pick yourself up and keep moving girl

Water filled squishy toy

Not sure if Nikki or the masseur gave a bigger "tip"

Nikki doesn't want to talk to anyone in person but surely could not let go of her phone in real life. That's where were at as a society...

"We wrote this thing for Kyle..." I'm supposed to know who tf that is?

Can confirm steven.. coke is not amazing. Be an adult and do adderral or molly lol

I don’t know why, but I’m so hot for Nikki!

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Steven is so out of place here lol

SO damned funny. And god, Anya is so hot. Not that Nikki isn't, but damn I just have something going for Anya. And she's so funny.

I get massages every week and sometimes they lean over and her breast hits me however I expect sometimes things like that happen.. ONLY if they go further which I have not ever experienced. As I have no cloths on when I have gotten massages even when I was in another country and always nude. with a sheet. I have never had them push or rub them back and forth then i may say no I didn't come in for a steam and cream. I love my butt done also Nikki and its hard to get a slip or what ever once in awhile with all the oils and I use many different oils I have them put on my skin. Maybe thats one reason women look at me and say How old are you no I don't believe you yep 70. So I also eat and don't do many Pharma. drugs at all.

Dr. Pepper is better than Coke.

"Your not funny" seems to be the biggest insult among comedians.

SO sick of people saying that people dont look at others at the gym... i totally look at others, i know people look at others... stop lying to make others feel better!

Steven is out of his league

Nikki is hella fine!

If you’re not doing coke😯you missing out of some of the greatest god given gifts👌🏾😉 just don’t do it more then you body can handle. And yes coke shaming is sadly a thing🥺

Nikki - you're pretty and funny. But it's uncomfortable how much air time is dedicated to talking about you thinking you're not. It's like you're fishing for compliments... You're good enough as you are. You literally make a living being funny. You're hot. You have it all. Enjoy it. Keep it up.

Maybe nikki was upset with the elevator small talk because she subconsciously feels torn about not having children..

Now I know why SNL isn't funny.

Well Amy Schumer is a perfect example of a woman that was almost hot. Sarah Silverman is the perfect example of a woman that crossed that mark and even 10 years older is still hot a hell

Michael Jackson is innocent.

As an elitist I am literally dying when sentences are filled with Like, like, like. There are dictionaries and psychology textbooks to help put words where the filler "like" is used. If you need practice replace like with "Bombay duck" instead. Or play the game bombay duck. When someone says like, yell Bombay duck! Send the game royalties. RU-vid should add a like warning button on the videos and the educational system in the US should be reformed to proppa britti standa, ya now. Or revert to the old plattdeutsch which we all can understand.

this was so much easier to watch without the annoying Andrew