Why Nikki Can’t Date Fans (feat. Rosebud Baker and Steven Castillo) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser 

Yep, totally not heartbroken about her not dating fans. I'm totally fine D:

Nikki no doubt is by very far the very best comedian male or female. However, on the down side, she claims to be approx 35 years old and yet her topics with her guests on YouUp is like watching and listening t0 teen agers and not adults. I mean really, they talk about dating and other non intellectual subjects until it becomes embarrassing. Either Nikki needs to pop mature pills or pick guests who have something to say of some interest. I mean 35 years old acting like a 14 year old does not do you justice Nikki. Hard to watch and impossible to listen to Nikki. I'd like to believe you're to old to be acting this way. Now for the good news... Without a doubt Ms. Nikki, you are from head to foot the hottest female making it next to impossible to look away from you !!

@ I don't want to date you, but I Love YOU!! :). When you were on Rogan month's ago and talked about Allen Carr and quitting alcohol, I immediately bought the book and on the 7th it made 3 months, cig free after 33 years of smoking!! :). It was also Very easy!! thank you, Thank you for sharing Nikki. Share it more please, Allen Carr is a true Angel, I know he passed away but he's still with us and his legacy will hopefully live on forever! :). No worries, I will not go to a meet and greet and make you feel uncomfortable. :). LOL..But buying that book and quitting cigs was the most important decision of my life and you were 100% the catalyst of that and you will always be in my thoughts bec of it. Thank you Nikki!! I have also shared the book with several people and they have also quit cigs, so you have def impacted and prob saved lives! I know, seems too deep but TRUE!! :)..Love you Nikki and much continued success and happiness, you're a Beautiful soul sista! :)

@ Sorry Gary, my response was supposed to be to Nikki. LOL.

@@leorubio5653 you can edit your comment you know

Me too.

Ya, it's more about her self esteem, than a guy who is a fan. Women like that, and men, who think someone is lesser for liking what they do, hate themselves.

She’s gotta lower her standards

I know this is an old comment, but I'm adding my take anyway. I think she meant a guy who is pursuing her in multiple ways (dms, shows, meet-n-greets) who shows up expecting a connection. I'm sure if she was completely honest she would admit she already was not interested, before he even came to the show. I doubt she thinks any random guy that enjoys comedy and goes to her show, is a creep.

I don’t know a lot about Nikki. This is literally the first time I’ve watched her. In my opinion, it’s really good that she’s taking the time to figure out what she does/ doesn’t want. I definitely didn’t do that and it was quite possibly the worst way to learn. She’s awesome, regardless of her relationship choices… it’s actually super fu**ed up we’re even involving ourselves in her personal life 😳😂

@@balancingscales1339 Glad you're a fan. She always talks very very openly about her love life and sex life, it's like 85% of her conversations and stand up. So it's not really an f*d up thing to comment on in this case. It's pretty basic.

Nick Aguilar lol nikki glaser is 35

@@JimmyStruthers1000 Not Nikki, the dude. He's somehow 29. 25:53

Sylvie M. Lmfao oooh gotcha, didnt catch that, thanks

Right. Does she even hear what she's saying. So everyone that comes to her shows are LOSERS?!?!? Like WTF

Ay Nikki! I do not buy a ticket for your show, i see it in YT! But it was so boring, so i switched to Bill Burr!

She meant bc they were a fan with a crush. U guys think yaw are eating. Lol

best compliment of the day

its the fake ones giving us real women a bad name

They compared themselves to spider man and artificial intelligence lol like cmon you don't have magical powers because you're a woman 🤦

They cool talking abt what abs what not

@Secretly a celebrity ...She just said she doesn't date fans, bro...according to her view, she would be disgusted at your comment...

@Secretly a celebrity Ya, she's beautiful and a total basket case.

ConceptHut not everyone is looking to do that, particularly with fans.

That wasn't the point...

@@MandeeBe Irrelevant.

Lol, I stopped at 11:26. Vitamin dosage control via nipples broke me.

That’s about as far as I made it. I now want to go to sleep for a few decades.

had pretty much the same thought... like wtf did I just get myself into

Hes gotta stop agreeing

God, you have truly gotten away from your children. A cute chick could do basically anything and many a guy would be begging for her company.

Ignore them and they’ll be all over you

@Matt Leonard, you're not wrong! At least most of us are aware how fucked up we are/that is. 🤷

Yeah, I found this video very depressing.

@@chelsied.8691 Ha, it's one thing to be aware, it's another thing to do something about it.

@@Tyler30ish Take the red pill?

#NotAllDogs

I don't know if I could have believed you until I met one then another. Then I started thinking that maybe the first one I met wasn't just a total fluke.

Theyre awesome❤❤ lol

Only damaged ones speak like them. And the. There is a spectrum of good to crazy like all things in life.

A lot of crazy ones out here these days bro. Stay married and content. These hoes out here are bananas.

i liked her too, but i have been listening less and less. this video pretty much killed it for me.

I agree. Was a fan until just now. Pffftttt. Really? Wow.

When a person tells you who they are, believe them...

@@malcolmaustin1247 I didn't see the guy react to the woman giving him his beverage either. Why did you have to go there?

@@JibberJabJones ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NH0hr_IX4rE.html @51:14

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@@JibberJabJones eh

@Tim Rolle ...Agree...any sap claiming to want her as his girlfriend most likely has a profile on the sex offender registry.

Her biological clock

It's all fucking until 'you can't answer the big question: Who is this person who believes in love or anything.

Shaun Lowe what does that mean? How is she not rich and famous enough to date a bachelor? As in the bachelors from the show the bachelor? Aren’t total nobodies that go on the show dating them?

I would never marry a women of today They are like men and dont seem able to have a relationship or CV want a relationship

Walter Romanoff No worries, they don’t want to marry you either

Mandy Bon They will get to marry many times With such strong moral values Problem is men don’t want to marry women who have slept around Studies show high divorce rates with women with no values I bet your a real Bible carrying Christian Just kidding you probably haven’t carried any book

They lost me at nipple vitamin control....

Cam M she said she doesn’t want to date a guy who bought a ticket, not that she’s disgusted lol chill

@@moodforamelodyy The exact word-for-word quote is actually slightly worse (around the 6:50 mark).

If she’s wondering why her career has stalled....it’s her personality. She should stop this podcast and stick to her act and a script. I thought she was hot until I started watching these videos. But I can’t stop. It’s like staring at the sun.

@Adam Malec she was hot to me...but the more she talks, the uglier she gets

@@JibberJabJones Nah he seems realistic to me

She doesn't care if you live or die

LOL this is exactly what she's talking about, no wonder she doesn't want to date her fans...

He's playing pocket pool.

Lolol

Why not?

Dude thank you for existence ❤️🙏🏽

😹💙🛸🍔

Dude sorry for responding before reading your full message - I am so happy for y’all and so happy to know my dog is def hanging out with your sweetkat in the gooblygobbley place or aka the clouds? This got weird but o can’t say S word anymore S**** Not S*****

Really? Why do u care?

I don't think much about meeting favorite authors,actors, performers, comedians, etc. In the big picture, people are people and while I have had authors sign books or had the pleasure of meeting a celeb or two--it's not all that important to me to meet celebs.

Uncle Elmer, You might make Nikki wet with that comment. Good job 👍!

Agree from my own experience. Only when I just go out and enjoy time with my friends and focus on myself and a relationship just naturally happens.

super weird. i need people to buy tickets, but they shouldnt need to if they are funny enough. that makes no sense.

ConceptHut what don’t you get about that? Because I understand it easily and would LOVE, nothing more than to be helpful!

The lolwut is laughing and asking why the person would believe such a silly thing in a rhetorical question kind of way. Chill

"Omg I LOVE being fingered!"

TELL YOUR PARTNERS, TIM. TELL YOUR PARTNERS 😎

Tim Rolle you’re the MVP for that one!!! See you in the live chat tonight homie 👊🏼😎

Yas slay❤️

Devastatingly CUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmmm I think any guy versed in social dynamics will understand exactly what they're saying. It's just unusual for women to openly express it - in the past they would keep quiet about it. That guy has no clue though

Maybe we can get David Attenborough to narrate.

Cold take

now that is a true story. Nikki says so many conflicting things it is confusing.

So women are the problem with 'men and women'? :)

Lillian Christensen huh? Nikki is her own problem.

@@CatsBanana-1983 I agree. I was responding to Joel B.'s generalized statement about women. ❤️🌸

This is what happens when you build a society of screen watchers and snowflakes. Very few social skills and a lot of emotional trauma that requires therapy.