You Up w/ Nikki Glaser channels the energy of a comedy talk show into a podcast. Host Nikki Glaser chats with fellow comedians and interesting people about any topic that gets them going, from oversharing about their personal lives to offering their perspective on sex and dating to making fun of anyone who deserves it.
I have heard women claim that personality is more important than looks, which according to Nikki makes me a babe magnet, I am unemployed, 5'11", overweight, just learned to walk for the fourth time, and live in my parents basement.
Dopamine is released when you eat, drink coffee, play hide the fingers, watch a movie that makes you laugh, basically comedians are drug dealers, they cause the release of endorphins and you guessed it dopamine.
I usually only go for people with a good sense of humor, but I was willing to make an exception for Nikki because she is hot, but now that I found out I am too mature for her, I feel like I dodged that bullet. Pretty sure I had a chance too being that I still live in my mom's basement so I have something in common with the guys she is talking to. I guess I should probably be dating people I have something in common with, so intelligent comedians that couldn't sleep their way to the top. Not morally superior just not alot of women that are willing to trade sexual favours for fame with late middle aged men. Nah I am just kidding, I constantly get messages, women love hearing that I am unemployed and living in my parents basement, that is a major turn on, they don't even ask why, but it is always nice to come on and listen to people with real problems talking about their dating issues.
I just came to answer the question. Every time I have a hard time sleeping, I pull up a Nikki Glaser comedy special, something about it just lulls me to sleep. I was trying to think what it could be, at first I thought it was her natural beauty, or her soothing personality, then though nah, that can't be it, then I realised, it was her comedy. Seriously though, I do fall asleep to comedy specials, more than one Jimmy Carr special has lulled me to sleep... But to be fair to Jimmy Car I also fell asleep to Pinocchio, I have been trying to figure out the connection, it might be the hair cut.
Yeah, I am not sure comedy is the position I would be looking to get Nikki Glaser in, makes you wonder who she is dating? If I were dating her, I am pretty sure she would never hear "bend over and make me laugh" from me. Not sure that would be a turn on for a guy either, "Hey sexy, drop pants and make me giggle". I wonder how many women date men just to gain skills or be better at a profession? If I were dating Nikki Glaser or Whitney Cummings I would put a bag over their head when we were having sex or I took them out into public so they knew that I wasn't dating them just sen with them. That way we could make sure that the paparazzi wouldn't get a compromising photo. 8)
awww the amazing Nikki Glazer ladies and gentlemen! Older and Bolder Non-Bro here wishing you all the Quality Squirting you so richly deserve! You so damn funny!
Grief no wonder the world's in a mess talking about crap like this. I can't believe presenters get paid to talk about things that we probably talked about at school.😮
These young ladies look awful.Their hair is ratty, their clothes look shabby and they just look anemic. Yes, yes, yes, I’m a sexist or whatever the cool word of the day is but come on girls take some pride in your appearance.
Nikki regards feelings of love or care for a person as risks or barriers to sexual gratification. WTF? She wants to be intimate with a stranger and not feel closeness?? What a soulless and shallow pervert. Just make the switch to porn already.
