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When Your Student Writes a Story About Having Sex with You - Amy Silverberg - Stand-Up Featuring 

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Amy Silverberg remembers when one of her university students crossed the line with his writing assignment and reveals her friend’s embarrassingly personal secret. (Contains strong language.)
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@blackjesus804
@blackjesus804 3 года назад
Props to a college football player who actually did their own assignments.
@matthewletexier
@matthewletexier 3 года назад
What if he didn't and some bullied kid wrote that for him to try to get him in trouble
@danceswithcarsdc
@danceswithcarsdc 3 года назад
And the sequel: which STDs and how that dialogue went...
@Shannxy
@Shannxy 3 года назад
@@matthewletexier Imagine how dissapointed the bullied kid would be if it somehow got the guy laid instead
@vlopez1ruiz2
@vlopez1ruiz2 3 года назад
@@matthewletexier you beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's what I would've done 💀
@mindyours752
@mindyours752 3 года назад
Guy tells same joke and ends up on the watchlist lol
@lukaslambs5780
@lukaslambs5780 4 года назад
I like her delivery a lot, fits the style of joke she tells fantastically
@corneliojerez1791
@corneliojerez1791 4 года назад
Lukas Lambraia yup
@ramdbzdude0_0
@ramdbzdude0_0 4 года назад
I hope she sees this bro
@humanbeing5918
@humanbeing5918 4 года назад
very teacher-like
@theherk
@theherk 4 года назад
I feel like every sentence sounds like a question, but I think that's just the socal in her.
@face-plant4706
@face-plant4706 4 года назад
Didn't make me laugh at all.
@jessewoo2411
@jessewoo2411 3 года назад
Lesson: Don't ever tell your darkest deepest secret to a stand-up comedian.
@jshepard152
@jshepard152 2 года назад
Or to anyone.
@Danielson1818
@Danielson1818 2 года назад
Don't even tell it to your greatest love you've been with for years. You will break up. A guy might tell. A woman will 💯 tell.
@robertm346
@robertm346 2 года назад
Or an entire fucking group of females HELLO???
@possiblydangerous9778
@possiblydangerous9778 2 года назад
@@Danielson1818 I mean I’m pretty late but dude, who the hell hurt you?
@Danielson1818
@Danielson1818 2 года назад
@@possiblydangerous9778 Ummm. Pretty much every woman ever. Love is temporary from my experience, so it isn't smart to give anyone your deepest secrets, unless you plan for them to get out. Luckily, I don't have too many of those to exploit.
@WestOfEarth
@WestOfEarth 2 года назад
The style felt more like comedic storytelling, and I enjoyed it. It's like when you read a humorous novel or short story. You may not laugh out loud very often, but you're entertained and engaged the entire time. She's quite funny, so I can see why she's making a move into stand-up.
@lightonstillwaters6789
@lightonstillwaters6789 Год назад
Felt the same.
@daniellim5037
@daniellim5037 Год назад
@@lightonstillwaters6789 Like a female Birbiglia
@gayvideos3808
@gayvideos3808 8 месяцев назад
She reminds me of Hannibal the way she always seems bored, like she doesn't even want to be telling you this story
@mikosoft
@mikosoft 8 месяцев назад
She's literally a teacher who teaches writing so yeah.
@Eli-ib4yw
@Eli-ib4yw 5 месяцев назад
@@mikosoft no. comedians are meant to entertain. not every comedy show is the FUNNIEST in the world, at least in the way that makes you keel over laughing after each joke, but its still a comedy. this guy was just saying shes more of a story-telling type comedian than a punchline comic.
@compugasm
@compugasm 4 года назад
She's definitely funny, but she's no Jamie Goldstein.
@ohiosfinest5889
@ohiosfinest5889 4 года назад
Compugasm they’re both jews so 🤷‍♀️
@thedungeondelver
@thedungeondelver 4 года назад
That's far funnier than anything she said. Congrats.
@user-nw8tg1pg9y
@user-nw8tg1pg9y 4 года назад
@@ohiosfinest5889 you're that dumb that you think there's actually a Jamie Goldstein?
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 4 года назад
@@user-nw8tg1pg9y they're playing along with the joker dummy
@healinggrounds19
@healinggrounds19 4 года назад
I AM a Goldstein. But not Jamie. He's my cousin.
@SS-pe4li
@SS-pe4li 4 года назад
"If you're from USC, keep this a secret" *posts video to youtube*
@sheab101
@sheab101 4 года назад
Baby Momma A novel I love the John Mulaney reference 😂
@flipnshifty
@flipnshifty 4 года назад
Baby Momma A novel What is that!?!?
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 4 года назад
Proceeds to tell friend's deepest darkest secret anyways
@jesspayne5548
@jesspayne5548 4 года назад
S S which USC I wonder
@SS-pe4li
@SS-pe4li 4 года назад
fooloof damn, if only I weren't making a joke
@fredazbell9522
@fredazbell9522 3 года назад
My teachers all looked like someone's grandmother. I certainly never fantasized about them.
@aptyaya6163
@aptyaya6163 3 года назад
Someone has
@stevendorsey4850
@stevendorsey4850 2 года назад
@@aptyaya6163 Just not any one of us.
@VenomAntiVenom
@VenomAntiVenom 2 года назад
Liar.
@andybaldman
@andybaldman 2 года назад
You missed out.
@Dankcatvacs
@Dankcatvacs 2 года назад
My first grade teacher was young and that was the only one.
@julesa1754
@julesa1754 Год назад
She has a storyteller comedy approach and it's not something you see everyday but you appreciate it regardless
@ethang6735
@ethang6735 4 года назад
shes really not the funniest comedian, but what she does have is that comedy that makes you sit there just smiling the whole time. Its a very unique feature in comedy that i really feel goes under appreciated. Frankly its a nice change of pace from time to time
@sylph8005
@sylph8005 4 года назад
@Easy Lee He never said she wasn't funny
@allyli1718
@allyli1718 4 года назад
Ethan G meh I find that I actually laugh more at her work than others on comedy central
@bobtheball5384
@bobtheball5384 4 года назад
True, not all comedy has to be gut busting funny. It makes you expect that all comedians have to be that kind of level of funny and if they aren't that means they're not funny which isn't fair tbh.
@SamLoki
@SamLoki 4 года назад
Shes kinda cute maybe that's why
@sylph8005
@sylph8005 4 года назад
@@bobtheball5384 Very good point
@wlee6685
@wlee6685 4 года назад
Used to be a time when students just gave an apple to the teacher they liked. Now their writing Pornhub scripts for it.
@15thCrypt
@15thCrypt 4 года назад
You gotta do better than the last guy
@jmiztheoracle
@jmiztheoracle 4 года назад
no one get their nut after giving their teacher an apple bro
@randomguy8228
@randomguy8228 4 года назад
ok boomer
@humanbeing5918
@humanbeing5918 4 года назад
that's what happens when parents don't spank their kids
@thwolf762
@thwolf762 4 года назад
Thumbs up #420 WHOO!
@Syndie702
@Syndie702 3 года назад
"That's why I like 'em small, I feel as though I'm on my own." That feels like the ending to a very literary short story with the exact plot she described.
@rparker1986
@rparker1986 Год назад
Solid set. How to see more of her. Timing is awesome!
@Lord_Volkner
@Lord_Volkner Год назад
Like her student, I'd like to see more of her too.
@DeepakMishra-ti6bt
@DeepakMishra-ti6bt Год назад
Which part was solid?
@stpaulimdog
@stpaulimdog 7 месяцев назад
Set as in matching set?
@williamchadwick7948
@williamchadwick7948 3 года назад
When I first hit puberty, I was still in grammar school and wrote a story about having sex with my teacher. Sister Marie Therese was not amused.
@1954cs
@1954cs 3 года назад
I bet Father Reacharound was really pissed.
@THOMAS2910able
@THOMAS2910able 3 года назад
Neither was Jesus, you heathen.
@williamwalkup988
@williamwalkup988 3 года назад
Much better delivery and punchline.
@Psycandy
@Psycandy 3 года назад
worth a shot
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад
She may not have been amused, but she was likely aroused.
@autodidacticartisan
@autodidacticartisan 4 года назад
She clearly stole this joke from Jamie Goldstein
@sbFreakinxRican
@sbFreakinxRican 4 года назад
Was that the other teacher comedian? Looks like ms frizzle
@autodidacticartisan
@autodidacticartisan 4 года назад
@@sbFreakinxRican no that's Rachel Mac that looks like Ms frizzle
@EXG21
@EXG21 4 года назад
Has anybody ever heard of parallel thinking. It's bound to happen with some comedians.
@autodidacticartisan
@autodidacticartisan 4 года назад
@@EXG21 has anyone watched the video? Jamie Goldstein is the name her student uses when writing about her, dude I was just making a bad joke
@psycold
@psycold 4 года назад
@@autodidacticartisan No time to watch videos, straight to comments to find something to rage about.
@4TheRightJAYZUSIsAVirtueSignal
I just love the American Idol judge energy of every guy in the comments lmfao
@toewoe
@toewoe 2 года назад
She's very funny, not rolling on the floor laughing, but consistent smiles. I think it's because it's humorous stories rather than punchlines, she would make a really good podcast.
@ukbloke28
@ukbloke28 7 месяцев назад
A comedian should make you laugh. But bless your very polite way of saying she's cr.p!
@piotrekjerzynski3435
@piotrekjerzynski3435 5 месяцев назад
absolute trash
@jdmcarboy64
@jdmcarboy64 4 года назад
“ the waffle trick” she said it as if it’s something everyone does.
@ericthorpe5670
@ericthorpe5670 4 года назад
That's why it's funny
@BROJANGSTER
@BROJANGSTER 4 года назад
Thechristopherryan Thanks for explaining the joke
@BROJANGSTER
@BROJANGSTER 4 года назад
Eric Thorpe Thanks for confirming that the joke is funny
@ericthorpe5670
@ericthorpe5670 4 года назад
@@BROJANGSTER 👍
@ditocerto
@ditocerto 4 года назад
What does it mean
@eliudnjai
@eliudnjai 4 года назад
This guy gave a tour to himself 😂 😂. I want that kind of energy.
@tylerknight9857
@tylerknight9857 4 года назад
Eliud njai creep energy
@shrimpdynamics4003
@shrimpdynamics4003 4 года назад
@@tylerknight9857 how is that creepy mans wanna be alone for some time let him
@tylerknight99
@tylerknight99 4 года назад
@@shrimpdynamics4003 yeah u right
@astronak3333
@astronak3333 4 года назад
Well, they were from Lompoc, so it's probably from the meth.
@spontaneousbootay
@spontaneousbootay 4 года назад
Shoot hero
@beemcc4148
@beemcc4148 3 года назад
Can't blame the student, His teacher is gorgeous
@crussteasock4047
@crussteasock4047 3 года назад
Bruh she's built like a twizzler
@beemcc4148
@beemcc4148 3 года назад
@@crussteasock4047 To Each their own
@Morraless
@Morraless 3 года назад
@@crussteasock4047 to each of their own
@jorenvanderark3567
@jorenvanderark3567 2 года назад
@@crussteasock4047 Jedem das seine.
@Roguedispatcher
@Roguedispatcher 2 года назад
@@crussteasock4047 to each their own
@koroeki8121
@koroeki8121 3 года назад
She's 100% the cool teacher
@stacymirba1433
@stacymirba1433 4 года назад
"This guy gave a tour to himself." That was great.
@l3ridget2012
@l3ridget2012 4 года назад
I was reading through comments just so I could find this one. I was starting to think I was the only one who loved that the most lolol
@aeonsleo2
@aeonsleo2 4 года назад
No wonder his girlfriend dumped him.
@bravetherainbow
@bravetherainbow 4 года назад
I wouldn't dump a guy just for being like that, he sounds cute
@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266
@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266 4 года назад
Well he loves skydiving, that's great
@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266
@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266 4 года назад
@@bravetherainbow Yeah this felt like an elaborate joke
@Nate-xd9zp
@Nate-xd9zp 3 года назад
“Keep everything I say a secret” *Gets 4 million views*
@nemesiszer0708
@nemesiszer0708 3 года назад
Probably got fired
@truetape666
@truetape666 3 года назад
5.6m
@spaceiswack3385
@spaceiswack3385 3 года назад
*6 million*
@GutsEnthusiast
@GutsEnthusiast 3 года назад
6.2m
@strahinja907
@strahinja907 3 года назад
6.5m
@NobleHusky
@NobleHusky 3 года назад
I think her jokes hit softer than they should because she isn't speaking with a sharp tone of voice. Makes me smile when I would otherwise have chuckled abit.
@kevinhyseni4339
@kevinhyseni4339 3 года назад
Yea she was doing kinda great at first but it kept going downhill from there
@SeanCarterCFH
@SeanCarterCFH 2 года назад
She's great lmao, I love the last one most because it seemed like a legit lived experience not just a joke she wrote 👌
@shotsmac
@shotsmac 4 года назад
Any1 else slightly disappointed that at the end we didnt find out what the difference between normal and extreme would have been?
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 4 года назад
Backflips.
@bercoelho7741
@bercoelho7741 4 года назад
He detaches her and tries to attach her back midair
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 4 года назад
Oh, something to do with handlebars, and fulfillment.
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 4 года назад
@Jack MeHoff Not that spell checking the funny comments on a video for an actual comedienne, and actual school teacher when you can't come up with something clever 2 say yourself is intellectually lazy, and the easy way out. On teh intawebz. Where mispeling things for comedic value is already well established. Do U even intantetz?
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 4 года назад
Also, "Jack Mehoff." If that is your real name. I'm sure you're well known for your sense of humor, and originality. Right? That wouldn't happen to be a Chris Farley profile picture, would it?
@iFeelGlee
@iFeelGlee 4 года назад
"Please don't tell anyone." This, even despite the lack of fanfare, is the pinnacle of the show. She told EVERYONE.
@doofinator4285
@doofinator4285 4 года назад
I agree. The problem is the delivery wasn't such to push it across but instead came across deadpan and then moved on. She's honestly got great material but I think some of the timing and delivery holds it back. A simple "don't worry, your secret's safe with me" and a wink or something similar would've probably sealed it for the crowd.
@ZiggyGamma
@ZiggyGamma 3 года назад
I agree I feel like if the delivery was a bit better it could have worked. Honestly, I thought that should have been the closer.
@alistairmorrish8613
@alistairmorrish8613 3 года назад
@@doofinator4285 Er, no...that is just making it so easy for the audience - the best humour is subtle - something Americans have never learned.
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад
I thought she delivered that one perfectly and wondered why it went over the audience's head.
@JasperKloek
@JasperKloek 3 года назад
Lack of fanfare is one of her assets. She just keeps me attentive without any apparent effort.
@AlBrownComedy
@AlBrownComedy 8 месяцев назад
I’ve been looking for this for months!
@bassdrumdream
@bassdrumdream 2 года назад
Wow -- not only the author of one of the better stories in the 2018 Best American Short Stories, but a very good comedian as well. Go Amy.
@aileenzhao7951
@aileenzhao7951 11 месяцев назад
Damn that's impressive
@CausalityLoop
@CausalityLoop 4 года назад
I'd deduct points for 'on the handlebars' that just sounds awkward.
@stick-itproductions.3307
@stick-itproductions.3307 4 года назад
That's why it wasn't an A+
@lifegoeson1007
@lifegoeson1007 4 года назад
The Stig it doesn’t like it would work
@pltproductions4182
@pltproductions4182 4 года назад
JuJu
@rachelk3887
@rachelk3887 4 года назад
Yeah there's no way you could feasibly do that. How would you hold yourself up/keep balance? And it'd be really uncomfortable to sit for an extended period of time on the hard, thin, metal handlebars, especially with someone thrusting back and forth. Nahhh. Even if it were possible somehow, it'd be really uncomfortable.
@Jasper129
@Jasper129 4 года назад
I didnt know that part was inappropriate i took it like actual handlebars
@Kevin_wiIiams
@Kevin_wiIiams 4 года назад
*I like to eat the eggos* *From in between my leggos*
@chandlerschneider1452
@chandlerschneider1452 4 года назад
@@ViktorNederloe I don't know....
@skyteus
@skyteus 4 года назад
Eleven approves... actually I should probably rethink that xD
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 4 года назад
@@ViktorNederloe wow you miss d that joke and the follow up?
@VanVeniVidiVici
@VanVeniVidiVici 4 года назад
Sounds wrong coming from a dude. XD
@fach4422
@fach4422 4 года назад
If you're a dude you can't use this...
@nahboi483
@nahboi483 3 года назад
A great example of a compelling comedian. She keeps you hooked.
@lennyuniverse
@lennyuniverse 7 месяцев назад
she's amazing! such great delivery
@MarionRelics
@MarionRelics 4 года назад
Not like, super hilarious, but she’s just enjoyable to listen to. I kinda want to just chill here with a sleepy smile and listen to her tell stories for a long time.
@navyseal93
@navyseal93 4 года назад
Isaac Marion perfect summary
@djsugarc1075
@djsugarc1075 4 года назад
Gross
@ashikkallan9534
@ashikkallan9534 4 года назад
I think you’re in love with her buddy
@xoxohollister123xoxo
@xoxohollister123xoxo 4 года назад
Very accurate
@tinseltina
@tinseltina 4 года назад
EXACTLY! i would like to talk to her at a party or something
@st-doubleO-p-i-d
@st-doubleO-p-i-d 3 года назад
I love her delivery. And I’m 99% sure she’s stoned af.
@TampaJohn
@TampaJohn 3 года назад
Does she work for PAPA John’s too?
@Sheriff_K
@Sheriff_K 3 года назад
I'd be surprised if a comedian WASN'T.
@BsGaming732
@BsGaming732 2 года назад
Had to make it 420 likes. It was only appropriate
@veryconfused9768
@veryconfused9768 2 года назад
She does feel that way.
@Voidaken
@Voidaken 2 года назад
@@Sheriff_K Consider yourself shocked then.
@divusdark
@divusdark 2 года назад
She is amazing. Her tone is amazing, she doesn't shout, very pleasent on the ears and ofcourse funny. 😍
@ab-cj3up
@ab-cj3up 2 года назад
already watched this one more then 5 times. so awesome! only sad to not find new material from her.
@teddropstone5962
@teddropstone5962 3 года назад
That class where the student gives the teacher a D.
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад
Then the teacher gives the student an F?
@lazytown8549
@lazytown8549 3 года назад
Not funny
@truetape666
@truetape666 3 года назад
@@lazytown8549 kinda funny
@spazarellapoet8735
@spazarellapoet8735 3 года назад
Don't u mean he gave a f plus or a f minus cause of the pain screw on handlebars
@makincash3337
@makincash3337 3 года назад
The D. Not a D
@ILikeCHEEZ9
@ILikeCHEEZ9 4 года назад
Should've gave the student a D, give a lesson in situational irony
@lindaclark5911
@lindaclark5911 4 года назад
ILikeCHEEZ9 should have given, English class...go!
@geniuswithacapitalk
@geniuswithacapitalk 4 года назад
She was gonna but he took her pleasure into account earning him a B+ 😒
@ILikeCHEEZ9
@ILikeCHEEZ9 4 года назад
@@lindaclark5911 i thought nazis were bad
@WattWireNet
@WattWireNet 4 года назад
He got the D from her instead of the other way around. I see what you did there. Nice one!
@thisisEHAM
@thisisEHAM 4 года назад
Sixty ninth like
@HardwiredZ06
@HardwiredZ06 7 месяцев назад
I like how she takes something like a sky diving experience and boils it down to get that as the material. brilliant.
@nicholasgilvin6396
@nicholasgilvin6396 Год назад
Amazing story telling. Keep up the great work.
@barista3885
@barista3885 4 года назад
She's like if Aubrey Plaza was sane and blonde
@jessiepinkman7736
@jessiepinkman7736 4 года назад
...and unfunny, and complained with every word out her muth
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 3 года назад
This us perfect
@nerdlarge4691
@nerdlarge4691 3 года назад
Underrated comment.
@weirdsciencethe2nd205
@weirdsciencethe2nd205 3 года назад
Aubrey is perfectly mad
@kingjustice954
@kingjustice954 3 года назад
agreed
@NHNuisance
@NHNuisance 4 года назад
I think I need to sign up for intro to writing at USC!
@yattaguru
@yattaguru 4 года назад
Great, we need more stand up material from her 😏
@GamingSandviches
@GamingSandviches 4 года назад
Most of the time that course (writ150) is a terribly difficult and excruciatingly boring class. However, 10% of the time you can land a really great professor that makes it worthwhile. Wish I could have had her!!!!
@LegoBrick17
@LegoBrick17 4 года назад
J. James I’m currently at USC and I take WRIT 150 next semester lol
@goldenmemes51
@goldenmemes51 4 года назад
@@LegoBrick17 Lawl take her please, I got into USC cause i wrote down I'm I'm African american (part north african )
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@s.w.148
@s.w.148 3 года назад
Amy is so real. I like her!
@aliengranpa
@aliengranpa Год назад
I did the same thing in high school! My teacher was Mrs. Robinson, just like the song.
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 4 года назад
She's a teacher that does stand up? She's in trouble
@amithaluwai4587
@amithaluwai4587 4 года назад
Hot video
@PoeLemic
@PoeLemic 4 года назад
I think I could get Little Buddy to be standing for her.
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 4 года назад
@@PoeLemic I think we all can, man
@ellax325
@ellax325 4 года назад
With the scandals that USC has had lately...she's the least of their issues lol
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 4 года назад
@@ellax325 I don't know anything about scandals from there, but usually a teacher can't have a life outside of a professional one without being looked at with disdain. It's ridiculous
@Truthist1776
@Truthist1776 4 года назад
"I barely felt you. That's why I like them small. I feel like I'm on my own." If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...
@Pheep5671
@Pheep5671 3 года назад
You would want a nickel! sorry I had to
@thenameless2379
@thenameless2379 3 года назад
A teacher thats a stand up comic...BEST TEACHER EVER!
@unmasteredEP
@unmasteredEP 8 месяцев назад
this skit is epic!
@connorcraft5455
@connorcraft5455 4 года назад
me talking to my friends: what's the name of that stand up comedian, I know it's Amy something... One of my friends: Amy Schumer? Me: No, the funny one
@royythaboi7163
@royythaboi7163 4 года назад
😂
@idlesun1645
@idlesun1645 4 года назад
Lmaooo
@doggfite
@doggfite 4 года назад
Wow hating on Amy Schumer, *so original*
@connorcraft5455
@connorcraft5455 4 года назад
@@doggfite are you okay? Do you need a hug? Everything alright at home?
@erick-gmz
@erick-gmz 4 года назад
Goldstein?
@travispetit907
@travispetit907 4 года назад
First I’ve heard of this comedian but she is hilarious.
@flipnshifty
@flipnshifty 4 года назад
And godamn cute.
@bradbradleys6091
@bradbradleys6091 4 года назад
Yea.id definitely put a tater In it
@Tyshkevich
@Tyshkevich 4 года назад
Far from "hilarious". She at most got a smirk from me
@geradcoder2918
@geradcoder2918 2 года назад
UC Santa Barbara is the best. Those apartments will always be a fond memory.
@VijayRahane
@VijayRahane 3 года назад
Le Chandler: If that doesn't keep kids in a school, then what will?! 😀
@BigJsSecretStash
@BigJsSecretStash 4 года назад
THE WAFFLE TRICK!! "I like to eat the Eggo from in between my Leggos!" 😂🤣😂
@gordon4385
@gordon4385 4 года назад
It's a great motto, when you're in your auto.
@queasyweasel
@queasyweasel 3 года назад
I'm glad she was ok with it in the end, she didn't shame her friend :P Oh wait did that rhyme? Did that count? XP
@juileb197473051
@juileb197473051 2 года назад
LMAO
@yesthisisshi
@yesthisisshi 4 года назад
"oh yeah, the waffle trick?"
@Ease54
@Ease54 3 года назад
The female equivalent of the donut trick.
@needlessoptions
@needlessoptions 3 года назад
@@Ease54 There's unfortunately a genetic requirement for the donut trick 😔😣
@andrewroberts8139
@andrewroberts8139 3 года назад
Look at that, every singer person in the audience is laughing at this - because this is very high quality stand-up
@debabratasahoo6487
@debabratasahoo6487 3 года назад
I laughed at this more than I did for the video itself.
@andrewroberts8139
@andrewroberts8139 3 года назад
@@debabratasahoo6487 Strange
@randywalker7405
@randywalker7405 3 года назад
Ok that whole part with the dark secret about the baby was pretty nuts 😂😅😂
@BasedNeptune
@BasedNeptune 4 года назад
"I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle bars..."
@Drakijy
@Drakijy 4 года назад
"Look at me, look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be - alive..."
@SocialistDawg
@SocialistDawg 4 года назад
I had to write a essay about this recently in freshman year
@senorpepper3405
@senorpepper3405 4 года назад
i can keep the beat with no metronome, no metronome
@S.C.-wo8hq
@S.C.-wo8hq 4 года назад
I know all the words to 'de colores'...
@staypufft80
@staypufft80 4 года назад
I can tie a knot with a cherry stem. I can tell you all about leif Erickson.
@standardbrah
@standardbrah 3 года назад
Y’all are tripping, this was hysterical. She’s a natural.
@Horzinicla
@Horzinicla 3 года назад
Keep telling that to yourself
@Ninjaananas
@Ninjaananas 3 года назад
@@Horzinicla Everyone has different tastes.
@lazytown8549
@lazytown8549 3 года назад
@@Horzinicla you made this funny
@guyfierri1234
@guyfierri1234 3 года назад
Some people are easily amused by simple things.
@Voidaken
@Voidaken 2 года назад
@@0bread286 ...what is that supposed to mean?
@Vaporvice84
@Vaporvice84 Год назад
I'll never forget my 3rd grade teacher. Young lady who always wore low cut shirts under her blazer. Even at 8 years old, I always loved when she dropped the chalk or eraser and had to bend down to grab it. Even caught my buddy staring once and he looked like he was in a trance lol.
@veespa_
@veespa_ 3 года назад
This was a great showcase for her.
@thaelectricfeel
@thaelectricfeel 4 года назад
I need her to be in a college comedy playing the high roommate of the chick the main character is trying to holler at.
@chicobrown3960
@chicobrown3960 4 года назад
thaelectricfeel That is a very specific need
@mikagami69
@mikagami69 4 года назад
I think you need Aubrey Plaza
@thaelectricfeel
@thaelectricfeel 4 года назад
@@chicobrown3960 she just fits that character in my head. We've all seen her
@vizziiiiob
@vizziiiiob 4 года назад
No more college comedies, only militaristic superhero movies.
@sabbathjackal
@sabbathjackal 4 года назад
She does look stoned
@DavidAWA
@DavidAWA 4 года назад
I love the way she messes with the expectation of how you think she'll respond to these things happening to her.
@fairy5668
@fairy5668 6 месяцев назад
I don't know what I expected but it definitely wasn't this set lmao this was so much better than what I thought it would be.
@kevinturner9425
@kevinturner9425 8 месяцев назад
You are HILLARIOUS! Great stage presence. It can be difficult to navigate the stage at first, but you know how it is! You crossed over to veteran status. :)
@isabellataylor8810
@isabellataylor8810 4 года назад
For some reason "weather permitting" got me the most. Just the way she said it and the look on her face cracked me up
@Paulpaul-oq1ie
@Paulpaul-oq1ie 4 года назад
Isabella Taylor :))) let's talk on whatsapp...
@ericbrown1101
@ericbrown1101 3 года назад
It was funny because it was California, the weather is always amazing.
@CarrotSuprise
@CarrotSuprise 4 года назад
"Amy Silverberg" sounds like the name of a female-comedian in some parody sketch.
@bilbojenkins2521
@bilbojenkins2521 4 года назад
Lol. It really does though. She sure doesnt look the part however.
@samrusoff
@samrusoff 4 года назад
just slightly different from combining amy schumer and sarah silverman
@james-ob9rz
@james-ob9rz 4 года назад
Still better then shumer
@kevinneal2575
@kevinneal2575 4 года назад
Probably Her stage name. Seeing blonde Jewish women always confuses people's sense of stereotyping.
@lacari0805
@lacari0805 4 года назад
She’s Amy Schumer in a parallel universe and somehow she’s less funny than Amy Schumer
@Yamama0247
@Yamama0247 Год назад
She’s funny. Made me laugh and smile, thanks
@brucecurtis101
@brucecurtis101 7 месяцев назад
I am in love with comedian , you rock with great punch lines. Best Wishes ...
@spyder000069
@spyder000069 4 года назад
Extreme was after the jump showing her a scrap of shoelace in his hand and yelling nooooooo!
@hiddenrain2992
@hiddenrain2992 4 года назад
Teachers and comedians go hand in hand in relation to experience....you go girl!!!
@medvidmaks
@medvidmaks 3 месяца назад
she is really funny, looking forward to seeing more of her
@aaronjames5276
@aaronjames5276 3 года назад
"dot, dot, dot ... You know how it is!" LOL She's damn funny.
@TopProducers
@TopProducers 4 года назад
I couldn’t stop laughing at the future wife deepest darkest secret. 😂
@LupusAdNoctem
@LupusAdNoctem 4 года назад
Why's she have the same cadence and intonations as the "apparently" kid 😂
@Contrabass101
@Contrabass101 4 года назад
Maybe his teacher. He's old enough now, that it could be about him, right?
@eliasespitia4834
@eliasespitia4834 3 года назад
To find out someone else had the same exact thought I did, "I was scared HALF-TAH-DEATH!"
@Fevah5
@Fevah5 3 года назад
@@eliasespitia4834 🤣 That was good.
@dpackage73
@dpackage73 7 месяцев назад
I like that the skydiving instructor added "weather permitting" to the grill story. Like, cool dude. Thanks for sharing that you're not dumb enough to stand out in the rain grilling.
@davida5379
@davida5379 Год назад
Outstanding!
@SelfReflective
@SelfReflective 3 года назад
"He wrote a story about wanting to eff his teacher!" - Now, I'm not saying what he did was right...but I understand!
@randomname7321
@randomname7321 3 года назад
With some of the teachers I've had i understand...
@orangejuice8339
@orangejuice8339 3 года назад
Ew
@kevinmcconnell9426
@kevinmcconnell9426 2 года назад
I want to have sxx with his teacher! But not on the handlebars of anyone’s bicycle!
@sunnyscript1224
@sunnyscript1224 2 года назад
Bruuh. Is decency dead or something ? smh.
@Sagaan42
@Sagaan42 4 года назад
I had never head amy silverberg before! Great comedy! Not the type that makes you scream laughing, but the type that leaves you with a good smile the whole time :)
@patmccrotch5373
@patmccrotch5373 2 года назад
There are so many great female comedians out right now, her, Beth Stelling, and Rosebud Baker are on a completely different level... and there are so many more on the way up.
@Tyler-eq6hp
@Tyler-eq6hp 3 года назад
Solid stand up!
@Marcus-hq3qh
@Marcus-hq3qh 4 года назад
USC, Star football player, bicycle 🚲. She’s talking about JUJU 😳
@quintonkirk285
@quintonkirk285 4 года назад
Marcus bruh look
@pop6491
@pop6491 4 года назад
It's a made up story. Probably lol.
@spicysokka
@spicysokka 3 года назад
YO I THINK U ONTO SOMETHING
@missgoody1000
@missgoody1000 3 года назад
The wife-to-be shouldn’t worry about having her dark secret nightmare become reality. Nursing is going to be painful.
@persimmonss
@persimmonss 3 года назад
Could be her thing tho
@3kojimbles895
@3kojimbles895 3 года назад
ok but masochists
@TampaJohn
@TampaJohn 3 года назад
I actually herd of that happening though. It’s a real thing.
@pookafem
@pookafem 3 года назад
YES, lived it. I watch stand up on the daily and this lady is way funnier than the audience gives her credit for.
@pikeyMcBarkin
@pikeyMcBarkin 2 года назад
Really funny, great job.
@priestmorrison6564
@priestmorrison6564 4 года назад
GAWD, i LOVE True Stories!! AWESOME
@ericjohnson6158
@ericjohnson6158 4 года назад
Wow. Funny AF. This just popped up into my recommendations. Now I know why she's one of my favorite FOLLOWs on Twitter. She's brilliant
@matthewfensterwald1853
@matthewfensterwald1853 3 года назад
wait I currently live in lompoc, no cheesecake factory, it never rains, and some how it is the only town without a duplex. Set was super funny, hope to see live.
@jreidtastic
@jreidtastic Год назад
Amy Silverberg is great! She tells the funny stories well, that can’t be made-up!
@papasweed.dispenseria5977
@papasweed.dispenseria5977 3 года назад
definitelyfun to listen to, had me smiling thru the whole thing
@michaelkaranja2936
@michaelkaranja2936 4 года назад
Wait, JUJI SMITH SCHUSTER?! He got famous on IG for not having a car and riding a bike his NFL rookie season...AND HE WENT TO USC
@AlvinGuoSubscribe
@AlvinGuoSubscribe 4 года назад
What a lad
@Briguy1027
@Briguy1027 4 года назад
LOL it could have been him. It sounds like the sort of wacky thing he would do.
@ermag22lan66
@ermag22lan66 4 года назад
She never said she was a teacher at usc tho
@bohull4400
@bohull4400 4 года назад
ermag22län she literally says it 5 seconds into the video
@romain1752
@romain1752 3 года назад
ermag22län Someone has short attention span.
@SONICgokuverine
@SONICgokuverine 3 года назад
That little outburst of “I’ve never been skydiving!” was the best part of the act. It felt like the only time she wasn’t crazy nervous about the set. That little bit of confidence was great, and if she can hone in on that, I look forward to seeing more of her stand-up work.
@user-oo8xp2rf1k
@user-oo8xp2rf1k 3 года назад
B+ That's really kind! Awesome! [Edited for clarity and simplicity]
@lukecamp4902
@lukecamp4902 3 года назад
thanks for over sharing on the internet. wasnt gunna question the initial statement, but i hope attempting not being a creep is working out for ya
@bravetherainbow
@bravetherainbow 4 года назад
That skydiving story is so wholesome, I love it
@arttrumbo9496
@arttrumbo9496 4 года назад
The skydiving instructor sounds like my kind of dude.
@garysimons1608
@garysimons1608 3 года назад
Cute, funny and a great delivery!
@the1972bulldog
@the1972bulldog Год назад
A+ for Effort and Truth at the beginning 😂😂😂😂
@misscherifurbaby
@misscherifurbaby 3 года назад
I would love to have her as a teacher.
@johnroberson1157
@johnroberson1157 4 года назад
she's a teacher....may have missed her calling; she is fantastic at funny.
@leeman27534
@leeman27534 4 года назад
tbh there's seemingly a lot of teachers that become comedians, so no biggie. hell, she can do both, as well.
@jjsamuelgunn1136
@jjsamuelgunn1136 4 года назад
I laugh at my teachers all the time.
@marlajean1715
@marlajean1715 4 года назад
A great sense of humor makes for a great teacher
@DairunCates
@DairunCates 4 года назад
You think a sense of humor ISN'T a job requirement for the most underpaid and thankless job in the world?
@nigel9577
@nigel9577 8 месяцев назад
the waffel trick!!! XD
@ladycatherinedebourgh7336
@ladycatherinedebourgh7336 2 года назад
Her smirk at 'please don't tell anyone'.
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