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Nikki Glaser: “I Miss Comfortable Sex” 

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Nikki Glaser remembers getting turned on by a tree branch and bemoans the lack of “comfortable sex” in her life as a single woman.
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@youup
@youup 4 года назад
Every week, Nikki Glaser invites celebrities and fellow comedians to dish about everything from pop culture to the dirty details of their personal lives on her show, You Up. Subscribe to the brand new You Up channel for new episodes & clips every week: ru-vid.com/show-UCEVBir9A-WQIOZq4JmAifUg
@travisfletcher900
@travisfletcher900 4 года назад
Love Nikki Glaser! Heard all of her Howard Stern appearances and have been a huge fan ever since.
@saww2062
@saww2062 4 года назад
Awesome
@sumanthkharvi7745
@sumanthkharvi7745 4 года назад
You're pretty 😍🥰😘
@awt1989
@awt1989 4 года назад
too dam sexy:D and pretty funny!
@614galb
@614galb 4 года назад
You are gorgeous love and those legs 😍😍😍
@inflamesfan03091993
@inflamesfan03091993 4 года назад
Apparently "came" is a curse word now.
@realsage7407
@realsage7407 4 года назад
Top10MetalSongs apparently because they didn’t censor the multiple “shit” she she repeatedly said.
@apokolypzejonez22
@apokolypzejonez22 4 года назад
How the fuck did that happen? Lol
@anthosm
@anthosm 4 года назад
@From a Bicycle seat because you are coming to an orgasm... "i just went" I'd prefer to never have sex again than saying something like that...
@lildel7698
@lildel7698 4 года назад
Cummed
@arthurcurry2003
@arthurcurry2003 4 года назад
It’s fkn ridiculous
@Volvican
@Volvican 4 года назад
Just saw her bit on the Alec Baldwin roast. Man - she was Vicious AF.
@erikawickwire9322
@erikawickwire9322 4 года назад
She was the best
@francisw6993
@francisw6993 4 года назад
Yeah, the writers were great.
@francisw6993
@francisw6993 4 года назад
@Brooke Hanover Me getting offensive? Sounds like someone here is getting a bit too "defensive?" And just for the record, I personally love dark humor, as I've seen Jim Jefferies twice now. I never once stated in my previous comment that she didn't write her own jokes, but that the writers were great. Next time try putting into some actual thought before jumping to conclusions ;)
@francisw6993
@francisw6993 4 года назад
@Brooke Hanover No worries! 🤩
@NARKISDUDE
@NARKISDUDE 4 года назад
i saw the bit of the jokes she wasn't allowed to say
@ceilingunlimited2430
@ceilingunlimited2430 2 года назад
I love the guys in the front row. She's cracking jokes, the audience is laughing, and these six or so guys are sitting there looking up at her with their eyes glazed over.
@dormetheus
@dormetheus 2 года назад
Yeah, I think Nikki IS funny, but comedy central added a laugh track here
@adamleckius2253
@adamleckius2253 2 года назад
@@dormetheus There's more people in the audience than these guys though right
@vijayam1
@vijayam1 2 года назад
Hahaha, I had to pause to watch those faces..
@tidefanyankee2428
@tidefanyankee2428 2 года назад
Those guys in the front row are probably thinking, "MY GOD she has great legs".
@OrangeDynamo
@OrangeDynamo 2 года назад
Well, her name IS Glaser
@flyguyry1
@flyguyry1 4 года назад
"if he bought you dinner at chillis you should at least wiggle." Lolololol
@mattk6827
@mattk6827 3 года назад
If I knew she'd been at chilis just before I'm scared if she starts to wiggle. Bad things happen. It's all shits and giggles til someone giggles and shits. lol
@theramplocal
@theramplocal 3 года назад
2 for $20!
@danielpruitt8550
@danielpruitt8550 3 года назад
@@mattk6827 More wise words haven't been spoken x'D "It's all shits and giggles til someone giggles and shits"
@tdbhmusic
@tdbhmusic 2 года назад
I died when she's talking about being on top and how tiring it is: "I'll sponsor you" lolol
@nicolereneglaser122
@nicolereneglaser122 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@GW4PCITY
@GW4PCITY 4 года назад
Amy Schumer is in the audience with a wig, a hat, and a notepad.
@JohnSmith-gi7jw
@JohnSmith-gi7jw 4 года назад
You know she gotta be so jealous of this hot ass chick. Black Tooth Grin!
@friendly1870
@friendly1870 4 года назад
better have some slim fast in her glass
@GW4PCITY
@GW4PCITY 4 года назад
@@JohnSmith-gi7jw getcha fuckin pull brother!
@jerrygiannatos
@jerrygiannatos 4 года назад
Steal her jokes
@jamesritch5245
@jamesritch5245 4 года назад
Nikki Glaser is the skinny version of of Amy Schumer ironically they will both have the same jokes after tonight
@GeekTalkwithMerg
@GeekTalkwithMerg 4 года назад
“The only virgin with hpv” Dead
@masontroglen3413
@masontroglen3413 3 года назад
That was funny
@masontroglen3413
@masontroglen3413 3 года назад
Can't deliver that wrong you know. If you said something off it would've bombed so heck yeah
@masari9999
@masari9999 3 года назад
Why post her if you're gonna censor her. She's not a clean comic
@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 3 года назад
I'm pretty sure Comedy Central did the censoring.
@Joshjacobsenjoyer
@Joshjacobsenjoyer 3 года назад
She’s not a comic at all
@Revok7272
@Revok7272 3 года назад
@@Joshjacobsenjoyer she's 100 percent a comic
@Joshjacobsenjoyer
@Joshjacobsenjoyer 3 года назад
@@Revok7272 that’s debatable
@1993bahamut
@1993bahamut 2 года назад
Reckon she's not clean in many ways
@miawallace2306
@miawallace2306 3 года назад
I’m not sure why people compare her to Amy Schumer. They don’t look alike, their timing/delivery is totally different and Nikki is funny.
@SuperYoshikong
@SuperYoshikong 3 года назад
Yeah, this woman managed to squeeze out a few chuckles from me. Amy has me stone faced the whole time 🗿
@malikaustin9087
@malikaustin9087 3 года назад
Egg Zack Lee!
@GoWithTh3Flow
@GoWithTh3Flow 3 года назад
Not even close. Amy is a hack and steals jokes. Nikki is genuinely funny and fucking sexy as hell.
@Eyedonutno
@Eyedonutno 2 года назад
It’s probably because they’re both blonde women, who are strand up “comedians,” who are both very unfunny.
@robojokes2274
@robojokes2274 2 года назад
She is not funny. At all.
@DelindaArts
@DelindaArts 4 года назад
“I keep cliff bars on the nightstand now” is a pretty clever visual lol
@mohankitten6343
@mohankitten6343 4 года назад
that one got me right as I was about to take a drink man....lol
@sjbcatcher
@sjbcatcher 4 года назад
“My number can drive...a rental car.”😂😂😂
@andrewvelonis5940
@andrewvelonis5940 4 года назад
What is it that you think is accomplished by quoting from the monologue?
@kreaola93
@kreaola93 4 года назад
@@andrewvelonis5940 what is it that you'll accomplish from asking them why they're quoting like everyone else in the comment section?
@iwantwinnersproduxtions
@iwantwinnersproduxtions 4 года назад
That’s a rookie range 😂
@Sheriff_K
@Sheriff_K 4 года назад
She means number of bed partners, right?
@iwantwinnersproduxtions
@iwantwinnersproduxtions 4 года назад
Sheriff K yes
@keennickolas8575
@keennickolas8575 3 года назад
ooof, that one went under "I lock the door at night, so I'm never gonna find 'the one' " ... xD
@clubepengu6654
@clubepengu6654 3 года назад
it did but I'm glad y'all caught it too lmao
@TheRealShadowShark
@TheRealShadowShark 3 года назад
Nikki is such a great comedian. Her turns are tight and her pauses are solid.
@skrufy11
@skrufy11 2 года назад
yea super solid, she def a profesional. everything just flowed like she thought of it on the spot. there was just one spot in the middle where she messed up a punchline because someone yelled something out.
@NolanJohnson423
@NolanJohnson423 Год назад
What caught my eye was the grammar pun in “his name was Phil but (filling) didn’t have the same ring”
@rodysummertje
@rodysummertje Год назад
Her legs, don't forget her legs. haha
@robertpayne2670
@robertpayne2670 2 месяца назад
Get a sense that she was highly influenced by Attel. Which is a good thing.
@ludovicofabris5819
@ludovicofabris5819 4 года назад
Bleeping "came" is a new low. In Carlin times there were only seven words you couldn't say...
@HD4lyfe
@HD4lyfe 4 года назад
And most of those seven you can say now as long as it's after 10 PM
@dalinkwent202
@dalinkwent202 4 года назад
In Carlin times there was no youtube and you had to have HBO or some other pay channel to watch him.
@dallasbrubaker6054
@dallasbrubaker6054 4 года назад
I have heard one of the 7 dirty words, "piss" on TV a lot.
@detroitwarrior888
@detroitwarrior888 4 года назад
Ludovico Fabris Wait, your upset and calling it a “low” to NOT hear every word of a dirty joke? THAT’S the “low”?! Not a girl talking about “f’ing a tree” but the fact that one of the words is bleeped out?!?! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Satan’s doing a great job in the world, huh?
@TheStompboxer
@TheStompboxer 4 года назад
Detroit Warrior Then why are you watching, you sanctimonious twit?
@liloiax22
@liloiax22 4 года назад
I was laughing pretty hard at mostly every joke until she said it's gross to be a 30 year old to gave a twin mattress... n I'm 30 with a twin mattress so I kinda felt ashamed after that joke lol
@aprylljay
@aprylljay 4 года назад
I'm 42 with a twin bed but I'm a woman so I didn't feel like it was aimed at me 😂
@Mannydamon
@Mannydamon 4 года назад
@@aprylljay I'm a 33 year old with a twin extra long.
@DreamBigJilly
@DreamBigJilly 4 года назад
You should feel ashamed lol
@kitbigelowful
@kitbigelowful 4 года назад
Based on likes I'd say 63 other people have twin mattress
@dadsfreetimeclassicgaming1220
@dadsfreetimeclassicgaming1220 4 года назад
Its not gross when you are married. Its empowering.
@dominicdelprincipe2583
@dominicdelprincipe2583 3 года назад
Jesus that 'I don't wanna go to school' joke had me choking with laughter
@glennsepelak5113
@glennsepelak5113 3 года назад
so much right
@EJofLA
@EJofLA Год назад
I think that was like the funniest joke ever! So killer on so many levels.
@brunosantiago4849
@brunosantiago4849 Год назад
@@EJofLA 2 levels maybe. Was good yes
@EJofLA
@EJofLA Год назад
@@brunosantiago4849 On more than two levels. One that she sleeps during sensuality. Two- that middle schoolers are very hard to wake up, and the third is her very funny imitation of a middle schooler.
@lishblm2899
@lishblm2899 3 года назад
“I didn’t sign up for a spinning class” 😭😭😭
@TheRealVolk
@TheRealVolk 4 года назад
The difference between Nikki Glaser and Amy Schumer is that Nikki Glaser is a comedian.
@speedblitzz77
@speedblitzz77 4 года назад
And Amy is the joke
@cheflev9884
@cheflev9884 4 года назад
and she is hot
@imshooketh1500
@imshooketh1500 4 года назад
@@cheflev9884 cuz thats all that matters
@basiafaustina3586
@basiafaustina3586 4 года назад
Why can’t they both be funny?
@imshooketh1500
@imshooketh1500 4 года назад
@@mondoshredder5783 dont be sexist, theyre not in a career where looks matter, so nobody cares if you find her nice to look at.
@alexis-xg5sm
@alexis-xg5sm 4 года назад
im dying at the 30 yr old men offended cause they have twin beds lmao
@Reignor99
@Reignor99 4 года назад
28yr old man with a twin bed who lives with his grandma here. It was a mediocre joke. There's others better at insulting me.
@johngalt2336
@johngalt2336 4 года назад
Twin-long bed😎
@askme4450
@askme4450 4 года назад
sloop You just toasted yourself buddy
@stevesullivan1177
@stevesullivan1177 4 года назад
@@Reignor99 do you work at the post office in Reno?
@marcgroetsch2216
@marcgroetsch2216 4 года назад
My older brother is single and has a twin mattress but I have a queen for my fat ass wife
@drewalexander3062
@drewalexander3062 2 года назад
Nikki's comment about not having had sex in a long time because she quit drinking was so true and accurate that I found it depressingly relevant. I don't know anyone starting a sexual relationship without booze or drugs; I mean nobody...it's eerie.
@paulozhan
@paulozhan 2 года назад
is this a cultural thing? I'm not from the USA so I don't really know, but where I'm from it's pretty common for people to start sexual relationships without booze or drugs.
@drewalexander3062
@drewalexander3062 2 года назад
@@paulozhan Yeah, a great deal of it is cultural here in the U.S. Men and women, boys and girls here use alcohol and THC (at the very least) to lower inhibitions at clubs and parties so they can overcome myriad sexual/social anxities that would freeze them up otherwise. When I scan my memory and social group for a current couple that started dating and having sex without alcohol, weed, or mushrooms, I've got nothing. Alcohol=The Password in the U.S.A.
@phriedokra6158
@phriedokra6158 2 года назад
Actually makes sex so much better...no vomiting of tequila and oysters on them...lol
@rafaelrp07
@rafaelrp07 2 года назад
I smoke weed and it makes sex better. Your tact/sense of touch is more intense. But I don't like it on the 1st date. I prefere to be clean (not too much alcohol and no weed) to enjoy the girl the way she is. It's weird US is this way...
@barbalato5
@barbalato5 2 года назад
@@rafaelrp07 How does fucking while smelling like a skunks asshole seem appealing?
@paulmelville2126
@paulmelville2126 3 года назад
I wish this recording didn’t have bleeping it spoils the brilliant punch lines. She’s one the best stand up comics. I hope she comes to England soon.
@IMP3TIGO
@IMP3TIGO 2 года назад
Yeah, it's so silly to censor your YT videos for no reason. This ain't cable TV!
@brianmaduku2759
@brianmaduku2759 4 года назад
I keep rewinding the "good rodgering" line. Her accent was spot on
@jrodt9
@jrodt9 3 года назад
"The two dead cows on the side of the road" 😂😂👌
@ieronimo18
@ieronimo18 3 года назад
I had legs never heard of her before legs but she is pretty funny. I will legs definitely have to legs check out more of her videos.
@ingenuity23
@ingenuity23 3 года назад
Look at the *legs*
@masontroglen3413
@masontroglen3413 3 года назад
Legs
@Ease54
@Ease54 2 года назад
Them are LAIGS!
@matthewdevereux1288
@matthewdevereux1288 2 года назад
LEGS
@Koreviking
@Koreviking 2 года назад
Legs.
@MFSGamePlay
@MFSGamePlay 4 года назад
The Back to back jokes was very good, and those LEGSS!! 😍
@GadgetMsGadget
@GadgetMsGadget 4 года назад
Word! Like WOW!
@Tryo707
@Tryo707 4 года назад
@Kristen Nicole Who said anything about her being annoying? Am I missing something? If you're just saying the OP shouldn't make comments about her appearance I can understand that, otherwise I'm totally lost here. Even if you are, I still don't understand the perceived annoyance.
@lacortneyfinch
@lacortneyfinch 4 года назад
thats all i see she got a bad ass body she is beautiful!
@bucharest50044
@bucharest50044 4 года назад
@9INE PLANETS let us know when you're having a family reunion, we will definitely be there!
@tyler7992
@tyler7992 4 года назад
9INE PLANETS can I meet your cousins and aunts?
@MotorCityPhoenix313
@MotorCityPhoenix313 4 года назад
"I don't want to go to school" 😂😂😂
@anelevilakazi8467
@anelevilakazi8467 3 года назад
“would you like to get on top, like he woke me up”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WORLD CLASS
@AryanKumar-jo1pz
@AryanKumar-jo1pz 3 года назад
These guys just straight up made a playlist named like that xD
@dominicdiorio
@dominicdiorio 4 года назад
Why isn’t she on Amy Shumers status? She’s infinitely better
@mathewpickels2745
@mathewpickels2745 4 года назад
Amy Schumer is trash.
@Michael-ro7uo
@Michael-ro7uo 4 года назад
She's to hot is the problem
@georgembajiaku4567
@georgembajiaku4567 4 года назад
Whats an Amy Schumer?? Lol
@Simply_chase
@Simply_chase 4 года назад
Amy who?
@wraithstrongopark
@wraithstrongopark 4 года назад
they both suck.
@foreverseethe
@foreverseethe 4 года назад
Bad title. Didn't expect the material to be so good! She's funny.
@tejchi3751
@tejchi3751 4 года назад
Bruh its horrable
@James-yy4vl
@James-yy4vl 4 года назад
Got you to click though! 😂 but yeah she’s hilarious
@aaronjames5276
@aaronjames5276 4 года назад
I laughed at nearly everything and it's not as I haven't heard a lot sex comedy before
@cdrakotic
@cdrakotic 3 года назад
She's amazing and its more that
@brandonnewby178
@brandonnewby178 3 года назад
@@tejchi3751 Like you're spelling? 😁😁
@danieldougan269
@danieldougan269 4 года назад
"A good rogering."
@Notorious_MIG02
@Notorious_MIG02 2 года назад
The end had me wheezing 😂😂😂
@artofwar420
@artofwar420 4 года назад
Haha that virgin HPV one got me 😂😂
@VII0777
@VII0777 4 года назад
Love how she warps context for comedic effect. Brilliant. Really creative.
@nsasupporter7557
@nsasupporter7557 2 года назад
What do you mean?
@mza3544
@mza3544 2 года назад
Isn't that stand up comedy in a nutshell🤔
@williamgiraffe1844
@williamgiraffe1844 4 года назад
She had a delivery and speech cadence a lot like Louis CK.
@BigPoppa931
@BigPoppa931 4 года назад
A lot of comedians coming up are going to have the Louis CK cadence.
@aarontait6223
@aarontait6223 3 года назад
Only anything she'll ever do around people in private will be totally consensual...
@jalderink
@jalderink 3 года назад
lol, CK Cadence? Joke, laugh, pause. Joke, laugh, pause? What a rip off, nobody does that except CK!!! You are overthinking it, I think you're just gay for CK. Embrace it, be your true self. It's all good!
@BigPoppa931
@BigPoppa931 3 года назад
@@jalderink you are an idiot
@Miguelluyo35
@Miguelluyo35 4 года назад
"Extra long twin", that's an amazing joke
@me1eye
@me1eye 4 года назад
Lmfao black bedsheets😂😂😂😂
@mayyursudarsan3274
@mayyursudarsan3274 4 года назад
Omg she's so smooth... So cool... So elegant... So classy with delivers and punchlines.... I'm gonna binge her stuff.
@1stNumberOne
@1stNumberOne 4 года назад
HOSTILE MGTOW you know! Lmfao
@markw.6526
@markw.6526 4 года назад
You think she's "classy" ??? Pfffttt ! Puhleeeeez
@artoriasoftheabyss1575
@artoriasoftheabyss1575 4 года назад
@HOSTILE MGTOW Holy fucking cringe
@romanmoralesqb1
@romanmoralesqb1 4 года назад
You basically just saw all her bits. All the same topic
@charlesdehallivand3723
@charlesdehallivand3723 4 года назад
Classy? Lol
@cloutelfin8323
@cloutelfin8323 4 года назад
“I lock up at night, so I’m never gonna find the one.”
@gnlilu6972
@gnlilu6972 2 года назад
I love 💕 Nikki! Her stand up is something else 😂
@goldenwolf90
@goldenwolf90 4 года назад
“When he takes you to chili’s” 😂 I haven’t been to chili’s in a long time
@tofusaid
@tofusaid 4 года назад
Yoooooo, the side sex thing was on point. Don’t let gravity make things harder than they need to be
@rollingesquire3357
@rollingesquire3357 3 года назад
Nickki, I just love you. B4 the pandemic i listened everyday to your show.
@nicolereneglaser122
@nicolereneglaser122 2 года назад
Awww thank you so much 😁😍
@cheasly6
@cheasly6 3 года назад
She’s amazing, so so funny
@lifegoeson1007
@lifegoeson1007 4 года назад
“And I’m on mine right now so, I’ll f**king do what I want” 💀
@ahmedelhilali9001
@ahmedelhilali9001 4 года назад
She is drop dead gorgeous. And she is funny.
@andrewwestman2407
@andrewwestman2407 4 года назад
Well you’re half right
@ajthesavage214
@ajthesavage214 4 года назад
@@andrewwestman2407 Yeah... T clark should've said "She's never funny"
@user-os8sq3uh4n
@user-os8sq3uh4n 4 года назад
She's a solid 8.
@jayk5368
@jayk5368 4 года назад
U must b ugly and boring
@jayk5368
@jayk5368 4 года назад
SuperPunch76 I think your the one that doesn’t get out much, she’s not pretty..ur fooled by a short skirt, blonde hair and lots of make up. Maybe its just because I pull nicer woman I don’t get it 😎
@stephenfowler4115
@stephenfowler4115 3 года назад
The fun is directly proportional to the effort you put into it.
@nkosizandile7291
@nkosizandile7291 4 года назад
It must suck that the only way people can compliment her is to compare her to their least favorite comedian...... But anyway, I love this chick! She's amazing.
@brownehawk7744
@brownehawk7744 4 года назад
Shes looking fine AF right now.
@Joshjacobsenjoyer
@Joshjacobsenjoyer 3 года назад
I don’t think we are looking at the same person
@blackhallsmusic4627
@blackhallsmusic4627 4 года назад
This is the funniest set I've seen in a while
@slyme9343
@slyme9343 3 года назад
1:30 real story I just sat and vibes with a homeless guy after I bought us dinner and I was like is this a date???
@Priestbokmei1
@Priestbokmei1 3 года назад
“I don’t want to go to school” lolx10!!😂😂😂
@MrKaje72
@MrKaje72 4 года назад
Gotta say I’m impressed she wearing heels and doing this set. That’s some serious endurance.
@shuntley23
@shuntley23 4 года назад
I was thinking the same thing! Damm, it must hurt wearing those heels walking on stage for that long ouch
@champagnechampagne1943
@champagnechampagne1943 2 года назад
did you dee her calf muscles---pronounced to a tee.
@dianasciamana5445
@dianasciamana5445 4 года назад
I hate being on top as well and everything she says about it is pure gold
@doma3554
@doma3554 3 года назад
5:49 This setup and punchline s so insane. Haha.
@austecon6818
@austecon6818 2 года назад
Okay the bit right at the very end got me! LOL
@theREALchubert76
@theREALchubert76 4 года назад
Wow❤ She's way hotter than Louis C.K
@sibylsaint
@sibylsaint 4 года назад
Who isn't?
@theREALchubert76
@theREALchubert76 4 года назад
Ralphie May
@TheJeremyKentBGross
@TheJeremyKentBGross 4 года назад
She has to be to get a spot. Louis CK had to be funny to get his.
@sibylsaint
@sibylsaint 4 года назад
@@theREALchubert76 He's not bad, really. Fat with man boobs? Whatever.
@Jayskiallthewayski
@Jayskiallthewayski 4 года назад
Duh
@TheGhost8783
@TheGhost8783 4 года назад
Always here for you girl! You are my fav Nikki! Much love and respect for ya!
@himintheflesh3877
@himintheflesh3877 3 года назад
Lol yes fooled around joke is on point
@bramjondolo
@bramjondolo 3 года назад
Killed it, hands down🔥🔥👌🏾
@MicDubTV
@MicDubTV 4 года назад
Nikki used to really annoy me, but this shit was REALLY good. Lol, well played 😏
@ktothala8223
@ktothala8223 4 года назад
MicDubTV it does seem like somebody has really helped progress her writing and her look. Definitely not as annoying as the last times I’ve heard her, I agree!
@mathewpickels2745
@mathewpickels2745 4 года назад
Im with you but this set was solid
@Sol-kj2pj
@Sol-kj2pj 4 года назад
@MicDubTV Check out her brutal set at the Alec Baldwin roast. Was a righteous kill.
@luisruizalvarez6860
@luisruizalvarez6860 4 года назад
Yes, she's getting better.
@JCJeffrey
@JCJeffrey 4 года назад
Feeling Personally attacked! "Two dead camels on teh side of the road" is my signature move!
@marinatedweasel5424
@marinatedweasel5424 3 года назад
Cows..
@barryeasterling3792
@barryeasterling3792 Год назад
Wow, what an inspiration to someone struggling with alcohol addiction!!! Ty for sharing!!!! Bear. Your so hilarious!!! Your hosting of Jimmy Kimble live and roasting the politicians was priceless!!!!
@merygrafka
@merygrafka 4 года назад
Cliffbars🤣 I can't hahah
@steve-o4207
@steve-o4207 4 года назад
1st time i've seen Nikki - hopefully she will tour England. Far funnier than Schumer
@spittingfire420
@spittingfire420 4 года назад
The last cow is my favorite position 😂😂
@MsTilly
@MsTilly 2 года назад
She's one of my favorite comics ever!
@Harry_Beanbag
@Harry_Beanbag 2 года назад
"Clif bars on the nightstand" too funny!
@Cocpain
@Cocpain 4 года назад
Man or Women, it dosen't matter, funny is funny, and I died when she first said "Rogering"
@DreErdna
@DreErdna 4 года назад
Dirt Merchant doesn’t *
@nickshannon_96
@nickshannon_96 4 года назад
Lol same I spit out my drink
@StephJ0seph
@StephJ0seph 4 года назад
This video is so underrated 😂😂 OMG I'm wheezing
@JeffWatchesYoutube
@JeffWatchesYoutube 4 года назад
You must be on top. Here, have a Cliff Bar.
@ricbradley5323
@ricbradley5323 4 года назад
She's funny but it's all pretty standard girl jokes.
@josephkelleher3743
@josephkelleher3743 4 года назад
Bro this was released literally yesterday
@StephJ0seph
@StephJ0seph 4 года назад
@@JeffWatchesRU-vid thank you :-)
@HarryOsirian
@HarryOsirian 3 года назад
She's really funny ;-) "no! I don't wanna go to school" cracked me up
@MadameLaMademoiselle
@MadameLaMademoiselle 4 года назад
Sooo funny, love her! 😂
@brewster102
@brewster102 4 года назад
Those leg dimples are the bomb
@drhashtagyolo
@drhashtagyolo 4 года назад
brewster102 you’re bomb my brother
@ForRealSwagmaster
@ForRealSwagmaster 4 года назад
@@drhashtagyolo You're bomb too my man. Spread the love.
@DonaldJDuck-ql3jj
@DonaldJDuck-ql3jj 4 года назад
Lol y'all are wild
@JasonCarmichael
@JasonCarmichael 4 года назад
"I'm gonna go mow after this, are you done yet?" - that's comfortable.
@nicolereneglaser122
@nicolereneglaser122 2 года назад
☺️😍
@Cornerstanding
@Cornerstanding 3 года назад
The two dead cows at the side of the road classic. 😅😂🤣
@dulcemoi6825
@dulcemoi6825 3 года назад
they censore the word `came` but keep everything that has something to do with drugs..american logic
@jamesalfredstrong8106
@jamesalfredstrong8106 4 года назад
When you have great chemistry sometimes the first screw you don’t have to have a drink.
@rickzor2700
@rickzor2700 4 года назад
how often does that ever happen...
@svfutbol20
@svfutbol20 3 года назад
Nerd
@masontroglen3413
@masontroglen3413 3 года назад
Is that what you tell your sister
@roadrash1282
@roadrash1282 3 года назад
Gay!!!
@seham_1082
@seham_1082 4 года назад
Thank you for talking about being on top for a woman it’s so hard and tiring I hate it I thought I was the only one 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@eddyk3
@eddyk3 4 года назад
Seham _ ya think we have it easy?
@letsstartadialogueeh7692
@letsstartadialogueeh7692 2 года назад
@@eddyk3 well you aren't bouncing on your knees, they don't practice that in gym class
@herewegokids7
@herewegokids7 2 года назад
I love it
@johns1139
@johns1139 2 года назад
those 2 guys in the front killin me haha
@randywebb7052
@randywebb7052 2 года назад
"Will you get on top...and I woke up" LOL
@DHANEDITS
@DHANEDITS 4 года назад
She’s actually hilarious! Great set 😄
@nicolereneglaser122
@nicolereneglaser122 2 года назад
Thanks darling 😁😍
@theylied1776
@theylied1776 4 года назад
I don't care what people think, I just want to be left alone after a meal. I don't care what kind of sex a woman is offering. After I eat I'm tired.
@AgyeiwaaAfrica
@AgyeiwaaAfrica 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@theylied1776
@theylied1776 4 года назад
@buck nasty Let's not get crazy. Other than after a meal it's game on.
@brooklynborn
@brooklynborn 4 года назад
Facts
@koalaeucalyptus
@koalaeucalyptus 4 года назад
THANK YOU. Who the fuck decided that after eating, while your ody is digesting, you can't go to the pool but it's a fucking great time for sex?
@skylimitkt
@skylimitkt 4 года назад
Lol if we having sex don’t feed me I’m with u. I’ll eat later
@Scorpiomaj27889
@Scorpiomaj27889 3 года назад
Where do I mail my application for the up-top sponsorship?
@EJofLA
@EJofLA Год назад
She is the Goddess of Comedy. Brilliant in content, delivery and looks...
@EuphoricEugene
@EuphoricEugene 4 года назад
She says: *SEX* Audience: HAhAhAHAHaHA
@NicolaiBolas
@NicolaiBolas 4 года назад
This has got to be one of the funniest standup performances I’ve ever seen. Every time I think I see the punchline coming, it just blindsides me and I’m laughing hysterically!
@Sonnyblack100
@Sonnyblack100 4 года назад
NicolaiBolas you think she is funny , check out Sebastian Maniscalco, 10000 times funnier
@leewilson1577
@leewilson1577 3 года назад
Great material and delivery!
@starilee3811
@starilee3811 4 года назад
when she said "I don't want to go to school" I LOST IT LMAO
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 4 года назад
*I'm glad to see shes finally branching out and talking about sex*
@joyfulcookiegaming
@joyfulcookiegaming 4 года назад
Sky Luke ikr So dumb no content! Just sex sex sex
@ohamzdelphia6814
@ohamzdelphia6814 4 года назад
What else did she ever talk about?
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 4 года назад
@@ohamzdelphia6814 r/woosh
@Vinnafetish
@Vinnafetish 4 года назад
☹ aw you seem uncomfortable.
@Synochra
@Synochra 4 года назад
@@Vinnafetish because they pointed out the narrow scope of topics that Ms.Glaser covers? Come on lol
@Yad_HG
@Yad_HG 4 года назад
This one was pretty good. I don’t find most of her old videos super funny, but this one was.
@michaelmccoy1794
@michaelmccoy1794 4 года назад
Gorgeous. And *so* GODdamn hilarious! 😍
@nicolereneglaser122
@nicolereneglaser122 2 года назад
Thanks hun 😁😍
@hefeibao
@hefeibao 4 года назад
Excellent set - thanks.
@simonk9804
@simonk9804 4 года назад
Probably one of my favorit comedians together with Tom papa. Always talk like they want, great topics i either can laugh much about or relate to.
@nicolereneglaser122
@nicolereneglaser122 2 года назад
Thanks hun 😁😍
@timtim9o5
@timtim9o5 4 года назад
She's hilarious ! man youtube recommendations for comics are stepping up lately !
@Joshjacobsenjoyer
@Joshjacobsenjoyer 3 года назад
She isn’t funny
@knappdaddy
@knappdaddy 2 года назад
“Two dead cows on the side of the road “ would’ve been a funnier tittle for this video 😂
@robertpoore7604
@robertpoore7604 2 года назад
Her comments on being on top had me lmao
@wandbowsword2805
@wandbowsword2805 4 года назад
Seriously thank you Nikki always good content from you! My favorite comedian at the moment
@nicolereneglaser122
@nicolereneglaser122 2 года назад
Thanks so much hun 😁😍
@wandbowsword2805
@wandbowsword2805 2 года назад
@@nicolereneglaser122 😍🥺🥰🥵😳
@mauricejames2154
@mauricejames2154 4 года назад
This was an amazing act. Im amazed at how she devoted the entire act to her sex life
@georgeblair3894
@georgeblair3894 3 года назад
"Muh vaghinaa... "
@yeeaahBUDDY
@yeeaahBUDDY 2 года назад
@Johnny Courtemanche mad cuz you sleep on a twin bed?
@themiddlechild1988
@themiddlechild1988 Год назад
If your whole act is about your sex life you are a shifty comedian. I rather listen to Bill burrs rants than 2 mins of this broad
@Sejikan
@Sejikan Год назад
@@themiddlechild1988 if its delivered in a funny way and not annoying than its cool
@toddoakes458
@toddoakes458 Год назад
Loving the show thanks todd
@beatrizfernandes1506
@beatrizfernandes1506 3 года назад
"The two dead cows on the side of the road? That old classic?" great ending!
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