WHERE'S MY CAKE!? | Portal 2 - Part 1 

But how hard!?

You good? Your clearing your throught a hell of a lot

Please dye your hair green again

What if i wanna shoot a blue portal with bob? Hmmmmmmm

Ok

How do you get that next to your name

They're a member members get a little icon next to their name in the comments

Everybody needs to **slaps board** LAUGH

What a complicated way to say “It’s always making me laugh”.

I’d tell life to take the goddamn lemons back!!

And i love how wheatley just rolled off of his face after a few seconds and all you here is just "OW..."

I love the mental image of chell looking up with wheatly stuck on her head

@ThePerfectShadow ツ 17:43

@Philster Phildill bruh

@Philster Phildill bruh

This is quite the bloody yeet. 🤣🤣🤣😂🙃🙂😐

​@@SonicSol06 wheatley, have you seen a human throwing you into fire? You just look like core from portal 1 that says cake recipe

@@user-fc9nu3qd1d No. But a Human threw me in space. Not fire.

Serious brain damage

And a dash of murderous intent

Yup and they were like this is the game

True

@@spottedwombat7103 more like several buckets

Gabe over seeing the writing team be like “Ok but can we make her just the sassiest bitch in existence, im talking smoking aunt at the family reunion cant smoke in peace sass”

stridrer perfect timing

Mrs Wheatley

18:00

Yes

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with luck later you can save it :D

I hope he rescues that one when he comes across it again

I audibly gasped when that turret said that ;-; Protecc that little baby

question is will he know that he can save em

I mean if someone is trained in tests, they’re good escaping an exploding building!

@@revilno I also hope that means they're good at escaping whatever hellish explosion absolutely devastates the area they need to get through to escape. Knowing Aperture, it's probably something that involves a lot of fire and will blow up half a continent.

@@tsarfox3462 it’s probably lemon powered

Apparently its a regular nuclear fission reactor

@@DoggosGames I kinda figured it was. So let's partake in a hypothetical. What happens when the core melts down and hits all the water in the old Aperture facility.

Well, everyone else is dead, and she can feel life within the facility. But by the end, she definitely loves Chell.

Even tho Chell never speaks.

well, yknow, maybe. Or she wants to force Chell to mindlessly test forever to get back at her for making her relive her death over and over.

@@midnight4685 r/whooosh

@@terriljones3037 No lmao, it's r/woosh, you spelt it wrong, and if a joke is that easily missed, there's nothing wrong with missing it. I was more replying to you than the original commenter, since you doubled down on the loving chell thing in a sarcastic comment.

GLaDOS is one of the most unique villains I have ever seen

Most definitely. Just that fact that she has no points of humanity in her voice, but still can show human emotions gives me chills

and then when she sees wheatly and discards him with very clear anger and annoyance at his very existence

Imagine having a port of Portal for VR. Now THAT is something I'd like to have.

@@chromatic_fate7114 I _would_ say that if it weren't for all the weird physics when going through portals (especially at high speeds), I would get such incredible motion sickness... omg no thank you lol

Oh man, the speedrun by can’t even for this game is unreal. It’s so cool.

it’s dreem time

@@koni4971 ah, yes, the cheater.

Speedrunners be like: that was an intense 15 to 60 seconds

@@Rain0T he did not cheat

Google sucks, it has no security. Use bing, firefox, Opera GX, or something else.

@@calebbowen667 firefox is not a search engine, and Bing sucks

Not to offend anyone but; Never mind the online search devices debate Hocus pocus joke in focus: it was good, Casey, had me chuckle 👍

I love your display pic

FireFox is a browser, not a search engine, @@calebbowen667, and Bing is trash. Also, it ain't Google's fault, it's the dumbasses who lie on Google.

What does it reveal?

@@eclipse7157 An easter egg

@@thefactspherefromportal2740 now now don't spoil

A Guy With Applesauce i really want to spoil it tho im am SO TEMPTED

@@Ballhandler_ its such a fun egg.

The Ink demon yessss

He must save it

The turret is a better companion than Wheatley

You can get a Achievement from that

Also he needs to make sure to hold on to it for a bit. There are special voice lines that come out.

I am Real.

Well Wheatley was designed to be a moron

Thanks I needed a video quote to understand it

@Philster Phildill You can still understand what they meant

@Alexander the Praying mantisツ why so salty? iT's gAmE kNoWlEdGe

thats name dyslexia

True dat

Password must have been Potatoes...

lol

@@messyalien5164 true lol

@@messyalien5164 its actually abcd

My god, really?

Yup, it came out in 2011, and it's now 2021. So it's been a while if you do the math.

@@PlexusCaeruleum D a m n

Bruh its 10 years old now. I feel old now

It’s 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?

The release? What release?

@@mostlyghostie The game's release

So wait he wasn’t even dead? Or?

@@thatlowqualityblaziken7005 What I mean is that most elements of the environment speak to a kind of rapid fire businessman approach to problem solving. Cave Johnson's personality is in the facility. Test subjects were screaming in a test chamber? "GlaDOS, remind the test subject not to scream! That's totally unhelpful."

Oh my goodness XD

*jump* .....HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A FUCKING PICKle man.....

into a potato*

OMG DOES HE bruh I haven’t watched the whole video yet I’m only 6:26 mins through but if he does that’s funny as fuck I’m gunna leave a like on Sean’s video and on your comment

whoever liked my comment thank you

Me in quarantine

Same dude

You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage

Me coming out of quarantine

@BrightyDude is any of this making sense to you? Any at all? Just say yes!

Anyone still sane out there?

@@bigrickp1ckl358 we live in a clown world

@@bigrickp1ckl358 no

@@bigrickp1ckl358 lmao no

@@bigrickp1ckl358 We have reached 2020 2

him standing still for 2 hours would be the most boring lets play ever

legomeaker101 not at all when wheatley is there to speak.

True, plus all the surprise goodies he's missed. But he's gotta keep the gameplay moving

I personally wish he would but he doesn't want to bore his viewers so he kind of tries to get to the point of things

@@legomeaker101potato Im aware that standing around listening to hours of additional dialogue doesnt lend itself well to lets plays. I wasn't being serious when I made that comment.

ME: Now, I'm not trying to call you a liar, but you may have embellished that. Just a little bit. Also, yes, I am calling you a liar. That's the difference between 'trying' and 'doing.' You, GlaDOS, are a tryer. I'm a doer. One who does things. Until they're done.

U edited this one hour after commenting what did u do wrong?

I had to see if anyone else noticed that lie from GlaDOs

Approved

Zom8ie5layer 117 but you have no idea of what’s day and what’s night in the facility. The room you’re in is pumped with something like adrenaline so you never know what time of day it is. So for all we know, GLaDOS actually could have seen a deer on the surface yesterday. Except it was just a lie to kill us with neurotoxin.

Hes a total trash mammal

@Siarrah Day I understood that reference.

GLaDOS IM TRASH

that's named bipolar elevator/lift.

Thank you

Jack's mind:... FUUUUUUUUU-

@@otheooo and thats named- HOLY SHIT NOBODY FUCKING CARES

GOING UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP *goes down*

?

​@@tamachan-hd8uq?

I was comment surfing for this exact topic. ( I thought I would see a lot more of these comments)

​@@himi7568 honestly, I did the same thing. Since I didn't see any, I thought to put a comment myself.

I was looking for this comment lmao,, Jack was off by a few decades give or take

wasn't it 15 days even?

I never look at the comments. And then Jack has the audacity to change days into years boy oh boy

You can hear it if you slow the video down to 0.25, you hear it

I only heard Hats off

moby what?

I was looking for a comment talking about what she said sped up. 😂

@@FNaFManiac Moby Dick, a classic novel. The first paragraph goes like this: _Call me Ishmael. Some years ago-never mind how long precisely-having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, _*_and methodically knocking people’s hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can._*_ This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me._

You spelled panicking correctly, but it's you spelled panics wrong.

@@SuperBuildsInMC freak almost got away with it , good eye

This is bloody funny.

Yes that is so cool! I didn't even notice it until I watched a video of Portal 1 and 2 chamber comparisons! >

MANUAL OVERRIDE on this wall

apparently wheatley cant read because it literally says that theres a docking station 500 feet below 💀

hey can we go on land no why the sun is a deadly lazer

@@conboi124 not anymore theres a blanket

@@conboi124 This is why

@@Orangecatinahoodie I love RU-vid

I think that line was meant to be heavy handed sarcasm

yeah I noticed that too.

Yeah sure 50 years

Stasis instead of suspension he said

Actually 15

Literally me! Lmao

You can save him later in game. There is a conveyor belt going to a furnace. He is there. You can grab him and he will give some lore

@@rthwip Aww Really? Im gonna save that little cutie Thank you for telling me

Turret lives matter

When that turret exploded when he took it out of the fire room I was sad

I actually did this replaying the game. That’s how good of a person I am. Yes, yes, praise me.

*wheezeley*

*-Cries in Chapter 8 noises-*

*OHHH MAN ALIVE*

@@bopin1083 Red hair? And a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley.

@@jameswelcher2830 *Ronald Weasley*

of course he's ok, cause it's a vidyagame, I'm scared of heights above 2m and did they flying levels

On god

And we love it!

OHHHH YEAAAAH!!!

Corona for president 2021 that is even better than nothing, wow.

its insane even for him

Sydney Stafferton Hahah same tho! I Said it out loud

Sydney Stafferton wait... but wasn’t there an explanation explaining why it’s not somewhere? I looked it up a while back and the portal 2 GLaDOS is an entirely different design than the one from the first game. Supposedly the portal 2 version was supposed to be a backup body that folded up into one of the rings above the portal one version, but it was never able to fit so they just kinda hung it it a back room or something and left it there, which is where you find it in the second game.

Matnsmith Smith no, his AI was based off of the intellectual capacity of wheat, if wheat was sentient. That’s just my theory though

@@ditt0422 woah thats pretty deep but kinda interesting

@@ditt0422 It's the same room, and the same body. Valve didn't plan ahead and wanted a more expressive design for the second game. Canonically, it's the same body but it's a different model in game because Valve hadn't planned ahead that much when creating Portal 1. Theories like that do exist but ultimately it's just trying to make up for Valve's inconsistent design

Also not burn, just smoke. Neurotoxin.

Listen, those details are irrelevant 😂😂😂😂😂 (jeez whose side are you on here)😂😂😂

@@ark_knight ? She does attempt to incinerate you halfway through the first game.

@@TheSneedking Gladdie, obviously. I love this bitch, I swear

@@starrypines590 😂😂😂😂😂😂

He just riding the wall. “W-Wheatley-kun! N-Not there!”

@@S14M07 Been watching too much in the lockdown I see. Heh

@@S14M07 this is why humanity is doomed

I love Wheatly.^^

@@S14M07 i love your sense of humor

IKR lol

its 15 days , not 50 days or 50 years

@@dallastexas1684 it is 50 days it says so if you read the subtitles

@@conorales yeah

i like how he turns on subtitles *after* that semi-important tidbit

You actually get a chance to save it from burning in a furnace later in the game! In exchange if you hold on to it, it'll reveal a bit of lore to you.

There is a way later, you can save it if you pay attention when it pops up again.

# turret lives matter!

there is once you get to the part where you escape, and your walking on the turret conveyor belt and if you pick him up, he’ll foreshadow some events in the future, so you can save him

Those turret would be the death of me, I wouldn't be able to hurt them.

frightenedgamer LMAO

Lmao

Thank you for quoting I don't know how I could've gotten the joke otherwise

@@akid9675 no

@@huell8014 ?

same here

Theory that confirms it is different to the other turrets: it doesn't aim at you when you enter its line of sight, unlike the other turrets. Turrets in portal start aiming at you as soon as they can see you, regardless of whether there's glass in the way or not. They just don't start shooting until there's nothing blocking the way.

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 probably just one of the defective ones

18:49 I have never wanted to hug a machine in my entire life more that this turret. :'(

@@bun-dc9iu nope, it's the Oracle turret, it's "defective" in that it can actually think

Who knows? Maybe next he’ll visit the Black Mesa Research Facility. In Black Mesa

I feel obligated to subscribe to him for no reason, and I don't know why, help

**Happy intensifies**

You could just say "We are all so happy and pumped that you play the Portal series." But every comment has to be in quotes today. As if people don't want to say it themselves. xD

I screamed " YESSSS!! "

Amelia Driscoll why is there no comments on your comment whelp I’m the first (not a big accomplishment )

Shit, one hour late. I'm second

yall remember the song someone made for the turret?

Chase Hartman Was gonna comment this lmao

Chase Hartman I thought he said 50 years to

He corrected himself later.

15*

@@kubiborglar nope, it says "You have been in stasis for -FIFTY-days." in the subtitles.

Yes. I can only agree with you

Delicious Finally, some good fucking food

Aizlynn Pines yup

Aizlynn Pines hey bolloxed is great

@@TANKED_ I don't disagree! I've just watched that so many times that this is cool and new lol

Not as much as we waited for the next half life

@@soakyarchive8788 and will wait

First time playing campaign

@@soakyarchive8788 and we will be waiting for Portal 3 for next 99999..99.........

@@soakyarchive8788 Oh, man, Half Life? Valve can't count to three yet, so we're internally dead.

I hope your day gets better, mate!

take it easy Greg

nothing but love here, brother

I really hope your day gets better. Things get rough some days, so be sure to take it easy!

Mood. I hope you're having a better day... there's always tomorrow to start again 💚

👍

Okf

Can we get an absolute rip for wheatley

I'm different I have mudered hundreds of fellow turrets and humans

I was sad the moment I heard that.

*ha* *ha*

@@ranbooismyspiritanimal9366 I love the Skyrim reference in your username.

@@Reaperlevii too bad they changed their name to something that a 4 y/o would say.

@@Pixxeell___ nah go watch ranboo. Litteraly at least 50% of his content is a mood *not counting generation loss*

@@fnafworks6228 no. i most definitely will not. especially because you have Fnaf in your name.

If you slow it down to 0.25 you can listen to it.

*moby

SPICYLIZARDS 34876 oops typo I changed it

Best explanation for getting out of class

@@Maya-bp9ls thank

why is your pfp BABFT?

exactly

Lmao was looking for this comment

He means the single player mode

Yeah i wanted to coment the same thing 😀

I just finished watching that!

@@playertwo4558 me too

They're basically separate games. Is like GTA Online vs story mode it's a correct statement