Which of These Cartoon Snakes Will Win in a Fight Here? 

one knows kung fu, one has heist cliches/plot twists, one is just a normal snake, AND ONE HAS A F U C K I N G GUN.

My only reason for how Rattlesnake Jake easily wins is fairly self-explanatory. "I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet" he fires real bullets that aren't cartoon ones that do nothing he easily beats them the other snakes have no range so jake can just.... you know shoot them and ammo isn't a concern he has many ammo belts.

Ok, but like... Martial arts, Cruddy hypnotism, And Thievery do not beat a bullet to the brain...

Jake doesn’t just have a gun. He has a GATLING gun. Takes one bullet to kill a snake, three bullets total for him to win this fight, and it only takes him a few seconds to fire off at *least* a hundred rounds. This isn’t even a fight for him. Just target practice.

Don’t forget that rattlesnake Jake’s bullets are scaled to the size of a chameleon and viper is about twice his size meaning the bullets would be like getting shot with a bunch of toothpicks.

Problem with saying jakes a poor shot, thats a gatling gun not a single shot gun. It is itself an inaccurate gun that just fills any close areas with an undodgeable amount of bullets. If viper had range sure she might win but she has to fight up close and is just getting taught how a gatling gun works very quickly

bros asking the real questions here

Quick addendum in regards to Viper's willingness to kill someone: in the second movie she actively suggests blowing up the cannon factory. It's her idea. She only backs down from that idea once she sees Po is inside, and by that point it's already in motion, the point is she went inside, saw there were people (wolves, but still) and still wanted to blow up the whole place. She is absolutely willing to kill.

I'd still say that Mr Snake wins this just because of toon power and he is cartoonishly durable

this is not a question i would ever think of myself but it is wonderful to hear the creativity and then the rough "science" behind the answer

dope vid good editing and pacing fun to watch

Bro rattlesnake Jake has a literally gun as his tail end

This is the high quality content I expect from you. Extremely in depth analyses of things I wouldn’t expect

Before opinion: definitely the snake from rango

Rattlesnake Jake has a mini gun on his tail so it’s pretty obvious who wins

I can taste air air? Yes air nice Mr snakes most iconic line

Imagine if Striker was here tho

kaa and mr. snake are NOT putting a fight against the other 2. not even a chance

Honestly depending on if this is a free for all or 1vs1 rounds I think Kaa might actually run away with the gold here. Despite the lack of competence, everyone is still cautious around Kaa due to his hypnosis and if you don't know he has it then you are kind of cooked. I wouldn't be surprised if each of them would stare each other down, especially rattlesnake jack only to immediately give Kaa his win condition. And even then the sheer size of him Let's him out-wrestle everyone and bigger snakes tend to be winners in Snake vs Snake confrontations. Even Master Viper will have trouble because there is no good way for her to hurt Kaa as she tries to Kung fu a body packed in pure muscles. And Rattlesnake Jack bullets might not even be fatal to Kaa due to how small they are. It would be like trying to take down a elephant with a small pocket pistol.

This is good stuff

Rattlesnake Jake solos.

"Smash"

Jake

oh god

Anderson Mark Smith Maria Rodriguez Kenneth

Technically Mr. Snake wins 100% of the time due to toon forse

Snaky snaky….(first)

Hehehehe Mr.Wolf is the hottest character in the bad guys movie

Rango could beat all of them tho