Domesticated dogs being the mortal enemies of werewolves is the dumbest shit, what the fuck... That's like your six year old cousin being your mortal enemy. There is a slight power gap going on here.
My guess is that whoever wrote this slop wanted to play on the trope that appears in some werewolf movies where the dogs can sense if someone is a werewolf, so they start growling and barking to try to warn their owners of the impending danger, but I always saw that as a more generalized "paranormal danger" thing, like dogs have a sixth sense born of instinct rather than just some specific beef on werewolves for being... idk a hybrid species... So the equivalent of race traitors? Such a weird take on the "walker of two worlds story", the kid is already a WEREWOLF a walker of two worlds by default ffs, I know they want to have cute dogs to rip off Illumination and their low effort but easily marketable movies, but c'mon how crap like this get sequels?
It's almost like they were trying to copy what Stephen King did in "Sleepwalkers" with the cats being mortal enemies of the "Werecat vampires", but at least that movie gave us a cool final battle with the monster being killed by a swarm of cats.
Ice Cream Dude should be the protagonist, hes just some crazy lonely dude taking on an entire werewolf clan by himself and I think many of us can relate.
@@storyteller4613 Seriously, dude's a hero. He was just an ice cream man before, and he saw a child getting attacked by a monster and tried to save the child, risking his own life in the process - he wasn't even armed, but he was willing to put himself at risk to possibly save a kid. Clearly, he's the type who actually cares about kids and probably took the ice cream man job because he wanted to bring joy to children even though he was smart enough to build supercomputers that fit in a tiny space like the truck, and probably had some outside source of income that allowed him to afford the materials to build that technology (he had to have built and programmed it himself, any company getting a request like that from some random dude would probably have been confused at best and either just taken the money and given him garbage that looked fancy but did nothing, or ignored him entirely) and the werewolf museum thing he ran to try and warn other people about the dangers presented by werewolves. He's a selfless supergenius who wants nothing more with his life than to protect and bring joy to kids, and put his own life in harm's way MANY times to do so and dedicated his life to avenging a child he thought was killed. How is this guy not the hero?
Inside of you there are two wolves. Now, the medically advised number of wolves you should have in your body is zero. Let's sit down and talk about how they ended up in there.
They could have fixed the "stay" thing easily too! Just have the petstore owner tell her to "stay" as she was abandoned in the back alley. Would have been especially tragic.
There's no way the director wasn't a furry. -Big buff furry wolves -Weird hints of romantic relationship between a dog and a half human -Piss fetish It all lines up.
@mooboigaming2234 and u know this because ur a piss loving furry ? (This is maybe not but maybe but also maybe not but also maybe possibly maybe a joke btw)
And why was that foot there? What cinematic significance did that foot have? Why include it at all? What purpose or thematic element did it add? Why was that foot there?
We can talk crap on this movie all day but you gotta respect how the ice cream man wanted to avenge the boy after he was supposedly killed by the werewolves despite him not being his kid. Absolutely selfless.
There are lots of great movies that have tiny budgets. Godzilla -1.0, Saw are just two examples I can think of from the top of my head. I don’t really watch a lot of movies.
Here I was thinking this movie would pull the "Batty is really a werewolf to." but she was really a dog which makes her and Freddy seeming to fall in love worse!
If you think a little more about it, he keeps her as his pet, but not only can she talk to him like a human, but he can also turn into a dog to 'interact' with her directly anytime, so...
Not only do we not have any confirmation about the existence of other 'weredogs' in this universe, but he's been one for less than 24 hours before he met Batty. Like, imagine you get turned into a dog one day while retaining your mind, and the very first thing on you wanna do is go out and hump other dogs.
I recall in the TV show she becomes a reverse werewolf, so she can turn into a human and they can presumably push the love interest. Problem ... solved?
Possum, this is probably some of your best work. I felt your anger during the ad-breaks and have now made me question: Why do I pay for RU-vid Premium?
@@dmoonmaster1653 lol serious question though does Australia have Tornados? Or hurricanes🌀 was just thinking i dont think ive heard of your continent having either?
@@vicvega3614 Occasionally a hurricane can cause a bit of mischief off the coast but it's not a huge deal. And we don't have tornadoes. I think the US Midwest has a monopoly on like 90% of all tornadoes globally, which helps you guys air-cool your crypto farms. Which is an unfair advantage tbh.
@@dmoonmaster1653 we just had some real bad Tornados in Oklahoma, some were at night too, imagine waking up and ur bed is flying through the air. I used to drink Fosters beer and i love Silverchair especially their early heavy stuff, saw them live in 97' still listen to them 🫡 would love to visit Australia though
“I’m just gonna sprinkle in references to random entertainment products and see if that has any effect on how this movie does in RU-vid’s mysterious recommendation algorithm” yep. Haven’t watched this channel in like four years so that definitely worked.
I work at a movie theater and 100% Wolf played briefly during the pandemic when we did not have a lot of movies to show while my theater was still open. I remember going in to do "theater check", which is a job where I go into the theater to check and see if anyone is breaking the rules and if the picture/audio is playing fine, and I went in to 100% Wolf at the moment of the "pissing scene" and I thought to myself, "yeah this movie looks like crap".
It was open briefly in 2020. We had to close twice. Of course it was March that we closed, and then in summer we tried again and was briefly open again but did not open back up until sometime in 2021 and we've been open ever since.
I'm wondering if anyone was actually watching it. It's still rare to see many people in high budget movies where I live, like going to the movies is outdated.
The idea of werewolves being superhero-like is a concept that can work...we've seen it work before I mean that's Werewolf by Night, Big Wolf On Campus, and also Wolfsbane from the Marvel universe. Also how can dogs and werewolves are enemies when they're literally both canine?
There's also the Astounding Wolfman in the Invincible universe. And there was a concept for a werewolf series by the creators of Gargoyles a while ago. That would have been cool...
As someone struggling with their own channel I am very curious how this ends up working. I pulled up his social blade and it’s not always accurate and comparing to older video numbers so far this one is doing really well. I don’t mind throwing in unhinged non sponsored ads 😂
I still can't fathom how they managed to make a movie about a family of werewolves so dull and unimaginative. As a werewolf fan, it's actually pretty disheartening. 😢 🐺 ❤️
@@garuelx8627 Personally, I love the idea of a movie about a heroic werewolf family! It's just, well, the heroic stuff only really happens at the very beginning of the movie, while the rest of it boils down to a weird ass plot about the badguy werewolf teaming up with the crazy lady to get rid of all the stray dogs by turning them into wigs. I mean, a half-decent plot for the episode of a kid's show, I guess, but not the entire plot of a movie about freaking werewolves! :P
Yeah I don't know how they failed and made it this bad.... It's so bad that it's sometimes funny and definitely gives the 2020 2021 straight to streaming obscure movie.
@@Office_chair Indeed! It's honestly kinda fascinating how bad it is. I'm not gonna talk about the book it's based on because 1. I've never read it and 2. I believe an adaptation has to stand on its own merits.
These types of movies make me wonder why few creators ever get creative with the premise of their films. Even if the movie they made sucks it would at least be memorably bad
Its unreasonably disturbing to see possum as a dog, a brilliant design choice meant to reflect how disturbing it would be to the werewolf family that Freddy is a dog. Such genius
Wanna know the craziest part about 100% wolf? The studio behind it, Flying bark productions is the same studio behind the production for Lego Monkie kid, Glitch Techs, Marvel what-if and Rise of the TMNT Crazy, I know
It fascinates me when bad movies do cliches for the sake of cliches without even really understanding why other movies do those cliches. Generally speaking, a show gives a kid protagonist a dead parent for three major reasons: to focus on their relationship with their living parent, to uncomplicate the story by having one less character to write, or to put them in a scenario where they lack, want, or befriend a parental figure. So they gave Dreamworks Zac Efron there a dead mom, but then just had him have a housekeeper as a protective, caring maternal figure and major character. The idea "just have the housekeeper be his mom" never even entered their minds, because they were so laser-focused on "give him a dead mom that's what other cartoons do" that they never even bothered to question it. Him having a human mom, and not being "pure" werewolf, could have even been the implied reason he was a weredog instead of a werewolf. Failing that, when they realized it was weird to give him a regular dog as a romantic interest, they could have wrote the housekeeper out completely and changed the girl dog into a older dog who lost her puppies and "adopts" him to give him a maternal figure. The thing about stories, is when you stop trying to force tropes and cliches and just let the story flow, a lot of the story elements will write themselves.
Yeah that's something I do notice when I think about it more is that there was so many aspects that were just randomly added and had really no purpose or more to it.
@@Office_chair It's actually a big problem I notice about a lot of movies nowadays, is they seem to care more about adding a character for the sake of having a specific character, or a plot device because it's cool, rather than telling a story. A big one I've gone off about many times is the casino sidequest in The Last Jedi. So they have Finn and Rose go to a planet and faff about because they have to find a hacker to get onto a First Order ship, because they really wanted to have that sidequest for some reason. However, Finn is ex-First Order and Rose is a ship mechanic: it would have made more sense to just have the two of them board the enemy ship and do it themselves, since I'd expect a former First Order soldier to know enough about them to sneak about incognito, and Rose to know enough about ship technology to be able to find and disable the device even if she knows nothing about it. If they weren't so obsessed with having several superfluous characters and a "fun" adventure, they could have shaved a good 45 minutes off that film and actually better developed Finn and Rose.
2:15 - Firestick 7:35 - Netflix 12:46 - Apple 18:26 - RU-vid Premium 24:24 - Disney Plus The amount of vitriol you had during each and every sponsorship 😂 Would love it if that became a recurring thing in your videos
Notice his split eyebrow. (look it up if you do not know what that means.) And, as stated above, his hair remains pink. He's a poodle for an agenda based reason.
In the books it's insinuated as being because a poodle bit his pregnant mother (although this might have been a bogus explanation? It's been over a decade since I last read these books lol)
Glad to see you've got some top sponsors, Possum. Apple, Disney, Netflix and more. Really makes me want to give up my hard earned wages, after heavy taxes, to buy shit I don't want nor need. Cheers, P.
The movie’s animation feels like if the animators behind Sing, made one of those merge and/or match-three mobile games. It literally looks like an advert for one of those. That’s how bad it looks.
It's most likely heavily funded by the government, like 99% of other movies and TV shows made here (Aus). That explains the unwanted sequels and whatnot.
I was half expecting a part of a Werewolf showing up and then cutting to a sequence of Possum’s Patreon supporters being read out loud in some way or another.
Aussie here, I find the fact the kids don't have connection in the attic totally believable. Wifi sucks here, and more often than not you'll just have parts of the house with little to no connection.
The best part about this movie seems to be the ice cream man. He stepped to a werewolf to try and save a child, goes (more) crazy after thinking he failed said child (who he somehow never ends up serving ice cream after said failure, I unno man) He decides 'fuck it' and devotes his life to hunting werewolves based on this one one moment, despite the fact that no one believes him no matter how much proof he gets and no matter how many times the werewolves APPARENTLY try to jump and murder his ass for the ring he yoinked from what he thought was a murder scene. Dude has no idea how far in the deep end he is.
They could've escaped through the ventilation in the first place instead of trying to block the door with a bone, but what am I even doing looking for logic and consistency in this movie?
