White Boy's IMPOSSIBLE Freestyle Rap! #2

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Taking ANY suggestion the audience can throw at him, and turning it into an hilarious hip-hop masterpiece, British comedian and rapper Chris Turner tackles an INSANELY HARD off the dome dope freestyle rap about:
🔥STRIPPER PANTIES🔥
🔥CAMOUFLAGE PAINT🔥
🔥CLIMAXING DOLPHINS🔥
🔥ORANGUTAN CROSSWALK🔥
🔥WATER BASED CREMATION🔥
(starts at 2:57)
AND another bonus freestyle on the same beat about:
🔥AUSTIN POWERS🔥
🔥TENNIS BACKHAND🔥
🔥FLAT EARTH SPACE FORCE🔥
🔥COLONISATION OF AUSTRALIA🔥
(starts at 7:15)
Beat: 'Crucifix' - Beats by Con - • *SOLD* "Crucifix" Kany...
Recorded at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in Las Vegas.
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For fans of: #SwayIntheMorning #SwaysUniverse #freestylerap #macmiller #logic #eminem #lildicky #rapbeats #5fingersofdeath

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7 июн 2024

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@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Thanks for watching, pals! If you’d like your own personalised freestyle rap for you or a special someone, you’re in luck! You can now book me on Cameo: www.cameo.com/christurnercomedy

@afishermansquestbyapostoli6406 4 года назад

BRAINCELLS CONECTION SPEED : OVER 100TRILLION LIGHTYEARS per ms

@brandond5441 4 года назад

No animals except dolphins apparently

@damianvandenhaak 4 года назад

We need subtitles deffinetly not because my iq is low and I don't know some off the things you mention🤔

@johnjohnny6380 4 года назад

Water based cremation FYI: "The process is based on alkaline hydrolysis: the body is placed in a pressure vessel that is then filled with a mixture of water and potassium hydroxide, and heated to a temperature around 160 °C (320 °F), but at an elevated pressure, which prevents boiling. Instead, the body is effectively broken down into its chemical components, which takes approximately four to six hours. A lower temperature and pressure may be used, but at a longer duration (98 °C (208 °F), 14 to 16 hours).[5] At the beginning of the process, the mixture is strongly basic, with a pH level of approximately 14; pH drops to 11 by the end, but the final pH level depends on the total operation time and the amount of fat in the body" - wikipedia The more you know...

@kc_switchitup8530 4 года назад

Do one about mother 3 being released in English. (Get it, won’t happen)

@game.designer 4 года назад

I'm from Indonesia, and your knowledge of Orangutan deserves more than one like button. (y)

@philbemji3337 4 года назад

pookiemana

@Warso.youtube 4 года назад

Turner emang gila, ye ngga sih?

@JollyRogerTheDodger 4 года назад

Saya suka Bali 💞💪

@dennis_duran 4 года назад

Except when he accidentally said “near” Indonesia

@BaldMancTwat 4 года назад

@@dennis_duran It's not an accident. Sometimes while freestyling you have to just a use a word that's close enough to what you really want to say for a rhyme or maybe you can't think of a synonym with the right amount of syllables to make it flow.

@ethansoar3436 4 года назад

How the hell is this possible what an intelligent bloke

@themultiverse5447 4 года назад

Too bad he’s not using his intelligence to break out of the simulation, or help us settle on new planets.

@LtBernum 4 года назад

@@themultiverse5447 maybe he is though

@chrisrettig7444 3 года назад

@@themultiverse5447 He probably just realized it's impossible, so he's fuckin around, havin a good time with it.

@hansiharjunharja 4 года назад

There was only one way Chris could make better videos: Put two in one. Perfection.

@higate_col 4 года назад

I'm still hoping to see him film a rap video for one of these freestyles

@shaneriggs640 2 года назад

A collaboration with Harry Mack would be legendary

@JoeBlac 2 года назад

A rap battle between himself would be awesome.

@Takemura76 4 года назад

Um, did anyone notice the part where he forgets what come next and asks the crowd without missing a beat? This is on another level

@nursultantulyakbay7070 4 года назад

I can't even remember any of the suggestions 5 seconds after they are said, and this guy goes and does a rap about all of them.

@PrShadoko 4 года назад

The suggestions were on another level on this one! And so were you!

@SuporexTV 4 года назад

I just heard suggestions and already had to hit a like as I am confident Chris will make a masterpiece out of that...

@1pho3nixmatt 4 года назад

Person: "'Orange' doesn't rhyme with anything" Chris: "Hold my non-alcoholic beer."

@Weltz.z 4 года назад

😑

@ophiolatreia93 4 года назад

pho3nixmatt actually it does.... it rhymes with lozenge (ive literally been waiting 30 years to say that lol)

@martinclarke9178 4 года назад

If you bend the words it can rhyme, fouurr inch dooorr hinge, ( Eminem )

@ophiolatreia93 4 года назад

Martin Clarke that's cheating. lol

@tiarnan76 4 года назад

@@martinclarke9178 its actually a really good interview

@kenbrunet6120 4 года назад

I always have to re-watch these 3 times so my peasant brain can catch all the brilliance layered into these raps!

@jasonschneider5293 4 года назад

My work production has greatly diminished since I’ve found your channel.

@bagpussmacfarlan9008 3 года назад

I'm suffering that problem right now and I just shared the problem with my friends...absolute genius!

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад

“Impossible” is a mere suggestion

@hohenstaufenz 3 года назад

This is pure brutal talent and decades of ferocious reading on every written material out there.

@raduantoniu 4 года назад

I think the first rap was your best to date!

@lavvgiver 4 года назад

"I really prefer the curtains and the drapes match the ginger fur." ... wow. I did NOT see that coming.

@reneg8 4 года назад

"we get Elon Musk and instruct him to lead us to alien destruction" Jesus, normal rappers need a day to think in this Level of clever wordplay.

@EmperorsNewWardrobe 4 года назад

I know, right. That was an unbelievable moment. You could hear the crowd crap themselves in amazement

@magnus-3938 4 года назад

Yeah played that back multiple times. Man is a genius.

@SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад

True, but regular rappers are Human. Chris is superhuman. Huge difference.

@mioszszulecki6362 4 года назад

im not native english and i dont get what's so great about that verse

@reneg8 4 года назад

@@mioszszulecki6362 First of all the rhyme is in the sentence as well as in the end. "Elon Musk" and "lead us", but also "instruct him" to "destruction". That is very clever, and impressive to make up on the spot. Also Elon Musk is famous for wanting humanity to go into space, away from earth, and that might attract aliens (if they are out there).

@jessec4032 4 года назад

I would love to see you on Joe Rogan's Podacast

@BloodAndGutsTV 4 года назад

Same!

@jessec4032 3 года назад

@RumiNation Joe interviews a wide variety of guests. Anything from writers and journalists who specializes in ancient civilizations, ancient myths and astrology to a man wrongly convicted of murder for 22 years, comedians, conspiracy theorists, world class athletes, musicians....and even Alex Jones, a man that I am unsure agrees with his own politics. Your close mindedness worries me. Also my comment is over a year old, I admit, Joe has kind of slid in a weird direction lately. Regardless, he can still hold an interesting conversation with a whole host of people who don't fit the stereo type you are trying to push.

@teabaggingscorpion4288 4 года назад

I wanna find the one with 9th century crop rotation

@kenbrunet6120 4 года назад

Thanks to Chris. I can't enjoy traditional rap as much anymore! The bar has been raised!

@JustAsianGuy9889 4 года назад

When Impossible is just a word...

@ForMelToHyde 4 года назад

This was probably one of the best ones I've seen. You were in the zone!

@KaTaLiNmeseriashu 4 года назад

I agree with you wholeheartedly mate, but please. Were, not we're

@ForMelToHyde 4 года назад

@@KaTaLiNmeseriashu Sorry I was on mobile. I didn't even catch that!

@ForMelToHyde 4 года назад

@@KaTaLiNmeseriashu Honestly, I don't even know how that happened. I usually don't type out the apostrophe on mobile, since it will autocorrect. I tried typing out were and it didn't change it to we're.

@KaTaLiNmeseriashu 4 года назад

we were in pickle, on that we agree. We're fucking autocorrect, right matey?

@timwebster8111 4 года назад

How does this guy only have 200k subs? The raps are brilliant, highly intelligent and bloody hilarious!

@reubenmendez9856 4 года назад

Chris, you're CLEARLY wired differently, and for that, I am SO THANKFUL!! Thank you for sharing your AMAZING TALENT!!👏👏👏

@jhalb1584 4 года назад

Game, set, match...wow! That tennis shit was on another level!

@EmperorsNewWardrobe 4 года назад

9:26 that Elon Musk line has been stuck in my head for days it was so good

@zwleathers 4 года назад

After 1 video you have become my #1 favorite freestyle rapper of all time. You were built for this.

@chrisrobles2012 4 года назад

I’m here early and there are only 3 comments. So much pressure to not screw this comment up. I guess I will just paint myself camouflage and hide out.

@wwickeddogg 4 года назад

Weird, there's a comment here, but I can't see it.

@lukebrommage2420 4 года назад

nice m3

@onetrueone 4 года назад

m8 learn how to say mate

@dirkonthebeat3684 4 года назад

John Cena has entered the chat

@brendan805 4 года назад

Hey Chris, could you make a comment with axtual words on it please?

@hollyerorabaugh4406 4 года назад

Love these so much

@patrickcox8990 4 года назад

Love these brilliant suggestions, those are the ones that bring out the best of Chris.

@lordjafon7234 4 года назад

Got to say that I've seen a few of your other improv raps and this one is probably one of the best. Great suggestions and great lines.

@morganthemusician 4 года назад

So talented and underappreciated , amazing job again bro

@exporteur4391 4 года назад

I know people write this to every of your videos, but jesus your flow this time was amazing. The beat helped much, but you have such a good rhythm scheme here. Absolutely stunning.

@kaj4501 4 года назад

Holy moly, pure fire again, especially that first one!

@andreaseriksson9746 4 года назад

Incredible gift you have bro. 🙌🏼

@brockrobinson9162 4 года назад

I haven't been watching you for that long but your fire and I ve watched all of your recent vids keep going you inspired me to try it out and how you just make up a freestyle rap as good as u do on the spot 👌🤩🙌

@brad.walker.airdrie.realtor 4 года назад

Love these things!

@samueljones6021 3 года назад

You have a gift good sir. Thanks for sharing. Please stay healthy and keep bringing the joy to us all.

@GaryK.. 4 года назад

These just keep getting better!

@dark1646 4 года назад

loved your raps man if only I am located close to your standups I could watch, bringing love from Philippines 🙂

@mbowerboi5344 3 года назад

Man I just found you and I watched every1 of your videos you are amazing man!

@alexeldridge1900 4 года назад

Love the titles for your videos !

@djtrykle 4 года назад

Well done my friend, well done. Love the suggestions, especially the 2nd rap. I have a feeling the longer you keep at this and people come to your shows knowing what to expect, the suggestions are gonna get better and better. Looking forward to next weeks rap.

@PatricSok 4 года назад

new video on my birthday, Thanks Chris!

@Imsemble 4 года назад

I think the first one is one of your best raps to date! Keep doing what you're doing man you have a rare and awesome talent that surprises every time

@dirtroadsandwoodstoves Год назад

Great stuff. This is a great beat for your voice and style.

@SMG706 4 года назад

You getting better and better bruv, my favourite to date..

@MrLazyleader 4 года назад

That beat works really well with your style. One of the best so far.

@rev0luzeR 4 года назад

Your best one so far i think. You are unbelieveable! Keep it up!

@x3yz442 4 года назад

Honestly you’re a legend

@Gold3nPut 4 года назад

King style freestyle :D Dope stuff!

@simonsicko 4 года назад

god dam I love these mate! I've binge watched almost every one on youtube! When are you coming to Aus so I can see you in person!?

@SteveFrenchWoodNStuff 4 года назад

I loved it. Twice! Great display of brilliance.

@Braidan1180 4 года назад

Hope this one blows up, hella good!

@lexxussmooth 4 года назад

Dude, you are absolutely, ridiculously, undeniably, undoubtedly, AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!

@GadgetJeffTV 4 года назад

Just discovered ya man! Awesome stuff!

@dominicossarg8931 4 года назад

Love it Chris

@jordanznebel1577 3 года назад

shits lit he makes it look so easy keep it up and im sure youll be the next big thing

@lesmomentsdepaulo1340 4 года назад

you are INCREDIBLE !

@mikaeelsyed6882 4 года назад

Love ur vids bro

@adrianpjagger 4 года назад

Thumbs up before listening

@Icini 4 года назад

Damn amazing

@stefanioanStrugareanu 4 года назад

Fire!

@teamusa4472 2 года назад

"Surreptitiously pick off a bear" best flow ever

@evchamo2 4 года назад

8:28- end are probably my favorite freestyle verses you have ever spit, its so witty, steezy, and hilarious!

@magnus-3938 4 года назад

Bro, I was going to make the same exact comment

@mxwake 4 года назад

Wasn't ready for an Adelaide dis! Nailed it though.

@fridaysforweekend8186 4 года назад

Unbeatable Bro!!!

@gogogamerzz 4 года назад

Dude, fk amazing. You’re an idol lad, fantastic

@balagopalmenon9323 4 года назад

Awesome sauce

@baguetteboi120 4 года назад

Quite dissapointing you cant like the video twice

@damar2107 4 года назад

i'm from sumatra, Love your vids

@Salonicasoccerbattle 2 года назад

You are so well educated!And smart! Wow! Great stuff!!

@russellwalker3830 4 года назад

So much talent it's actually funny

@davevangenderen1840 3 года назад

This guy is a lyrical wordsmith damn !!! RESPECT !!!

@50treefrog 4 года назад

Now I see why you show the suggestions in every video, it makes it so much easier to follow what you're rapping about

@Philafxs 4 года назад

Singular title, but double freestyle all the way! Thanks for an early X-mas present!

@FloW0311 4 года назад

Chris never ceases to amaze me. Just how are you doing that mate? Fucking brilliant.

@kaaya.. 4 года назад

Haha...like golf, I got a hole in one

@xzed6394 4 года назад

It’s been about a week. Time to rewatch all your videos again.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

🤣 (v impressed if you actually do this)

@xzed6394 4 года назад

Chris Turner This won’t be the first time 👍😎

@bbloomfield6497 4 года назад

Oyster jumper - absolute pearl of a person within. I really miss managing a comedy venue in Melbourne. Videos like this make me feel like I'm back there.

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

That is a nice thing to say!

@cornybees4722 4 года назад

You continue to amaze me chris! Now I really want to watch an Austin Powers movie lol

@nooodoublefuckno1544 4 года назад

I was just saying the whole I want my baby back baby back baby back thing today at work lol. Perfect timing on this video

@Blood0cean 4 года назад

Damn I'm glad I'm seeing dude killing the grind. I had a personal stake in his success the first time I saw him like 8 years ago with braces and 100 lbs lighter. It was around the same time I was starting my comedy and saw this dude pure talent and hard work.

@elynengomasha7878 4 года назад

Amazing

@adamstl3148 4 года назад

Awe man you are hilarious! Big ups from St.louis Missouri!

@shanks628 4 года назад

Absolute fire as always Chris. I especially loved that Adelaide diss. And speaking of Melbourne, any chance you're gonna come down here anytime in the near future? Would love to see one of your shows in person. Oh and just fyi, it's pronounced "Mel Burn" and in fact Aussies have this bad habit of not really saying the R in words so we pronounce it "Mel bun" (but say it really fast)

@ChrisPJTurner 4 года назад

Nothing planned for Mel-bun, but I’d love to do the MICF one day!

@JTProductions3 4 года назад

@@ChrisPJTurner dude! Just apply and you can do MICF it's an open festival like Edinburgh. And let me tell you it's soooooo much fun :D

@jacksdad76 4 года назад

You are amazing..

@callummcd3983 4 года назад

Same beat but I like this one so two in a row is great :)

@KainzyTV 4 года назад

Greatest thing ever

@seanwalker1972 2 года назад

Seen a few where the suggestion are mundane and you can tell he wants some crazy shit mad mad mad creativity

@jessec4032 4 года назад

You sir, are an animal. A BEAST. A HYENA! I just found you today and am watching all your freestyle videos. You are hilarious and your bars are insane. I can't imagine what you could do if you took the time to write something.

@joelfeliciano3630 4 года назад

This man just rhymed orange with range. He is a rap God

@fourboysproductionsfbp3761 4 года назад

Orange Porridge Storage Borage Forge And yea Range Though yes he is in my opinion the worlds best freestyler🔥

@IowaHawkeyes267 3 года назад

Late but from my understanding he rhymed"I got large range/I like the primates with the fur all range"

@xenos7323 4 года назад

Have you ever considered going on CSGO to rap? Some people who are rapping etc on RU-vid started on CSGO surf servers. You're criminally underrated and I would love to see you grow!