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White Women Make Me Nervous | Patrice O'Neal | Live 2002: Patrice O'Neal (2002)

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@Robertballa1 Год назад

Damn when you realize he went to jail as a kid for an allegation, this joke hits differently

@severussin Год назад

Exactly

@teriyaki_chicken Год назад

for THE allegation

@gregscrabshack2307 Год назад

yup, crazy story. patrice had a great mom

@superniger4822 Год назад

He did it tho

@deangilo1994 Год назад

@@superniger4822 stfu you bastard he had sex with a 15 year old when he was 16 he did nothing wrong you evil prick

@GenericInternetter 2 года назад

This hits different after you hear him tell why he went to prison.

@itsabeautifulanimism3704 8 месяцев назад

Fact: when Patrice O’Neal was 16 he was sent to prison for 3-4 months in Massachusetts for being falsely accused of SA to a white girl in high school. So he’s not lying here 😅 RIP King.

@yumboyakk9002 Год назад

Most underrated GOAT of comedy

@brezoskismith3940 Год назад

Facts

@clayak Год назад

The man was undoubtedly a comedic genius. Not only that he was a very intelligent man to boot. His ideas on life made him a modern day philosopher in my eyes.

@theyrealltaken3 10 месяцев назад

Not sure about underrated. Big man is a legend, and remembered as such. As he should be. He was a legend when he was with us, too. Life lessons I put in my back pocket, with literally millions of others.

@LocKing9423 2 года назад

They laughing but that’s some real shit in America,

@YoungTCash Месяц назад

Same here man, I see a beautiful white woman late night alone and I damn near act like her bodyguard

@chilliwraslin2510 Год назад

Patrice wasn't even telling jokes 🐐

@lordptah8349 7 месяцев назад

One of the greatest comedians ever. It’s crazy how he doesn’t get his credit

@rickDArula Год назад

You missed the whole punchline where he doesnt litter and keeps reciepts so he always has record of where he is lol

@RembrandtCEO 7 месяцев назад

That mf made the joke ❤ ... these shorts miss so many beautiful setups

@user-360johnn Месяц назад

@@RembrandtCEO that's why i hate short they always remove the context and punchlines

@j.l.hegeman300 Год назад

The white girl in the crowd not being able to crack a smile is tremendously hilarious 😂😂😂

@samstravelonthehwyandroads1564 10 месяцев назад

Noticed that too? The one in the upper left looked insulted. 😂

@Username2521hh 8 месяцев назад

Lol

@04mdsimps 4 месяца назад

Lmao i came looking for a comment about her

@waedjradi 3 месяца назад

Whenever I see someone not laughing at a comedy club, it makes the joke funnier 😅😂

@wennwenn1422 28 дней назад

Boys never marry a woman who justifies and sides with woman no matter if its woman fault. My marriage is fu

@frankkiri398 Год назад

RIP legend. One of the best comedians ever

@chefdsal1 2 года назад

Patrice knew what a Karen was years before their Infestation

@doomlava8 Год назад

He also knew about Laqueesha's years before fat black bitches ruled the planet. Lol

@ucheisaac2525 7 месяцев назад

Dayuuuum

@Elvis-Freshly 5 месяцев назад

Karen's have been around since before patrice was born

@matthewc445 Год назад

He's the king of real comedy

@vanseventy 2 года назад

He sounds like Tyson when he’s talking like the white lady

@dstef1902 2 года назад

ahahhahahahah fuk i just died

@Shoegazebasedgenre0. 10 месяцев назад

well he IS the Tyson of comedy

@kitty10141 2 года назад

RIP big man 🙏

@user-hk7hz9cn7v 2 года назад

Patrice…The man…the myth…the legend

@Footy_Fan 11 месяцев назад

I miss him so much. He got me through some extraordinarily difficult times. R.I.P. Patrice. You are one of the GOATs.

@royalfreshness815 Год назад

Look at that one white lady at the end. She wasnt laughing. Shd knew he was speaking facts.

@michaelmcmillan2776 2 года назад

I'm glad I really got to know your comedy through the Opie and Anthony show. You are truly missed. And absolute Beast no apologies No Quarter given

@MimiDec1996 Год назад

I'm sorry some people had to go through this. He looks kind.

@maximus1318able Год назад

Man I miss Patrice. He would have a field day with what's going on today.

@zoedagreat7588 2 года назад

facts 🤣🤣fly high king RIP 🐐🐐💯

@royalfreshness815 Год назад

Me personally i dont even go on elevators if theres a white woman already inside or about to get on. 😂😂😂

@Prowler6464 Год назад

One of my favorite comedians, RIP Patrice O'neal

@Hvill13 Год назад

Patrice Oneal THE G. O. A. T.

@lesterguess1915 5 месяцев назад

He was very ahead if his tune and one of the smartest comedians out there during his time...RIP Sir!!

@jedd4635 2 года назад

One of if not the best.

@geedavia1785 Год назад

Been there... Helpless feeling....

@Guy.1991 Год назад

Love Patrice!

@terestain1 10 месяцев назад

I love Patrice I’m sorry

@wolverineforce2068 11 месяцев назад

That shit runs in the back of my mind loll

@ypmm53 Год назад

RIP Patrice..

@762rubberbandman Год назад

it’s 2023 and i couldn’t agree and relate to what bro’s saying more 💯

@Andrew-ux9me 5 месяцев назад

All hail to the king. GOAT

@chancebrown106 Год назад

The sad thing was the fact that he was coming from a genuine place…

@akwetesackey5273 11 месяцев назад

Facts

@daradamvs3056 10 месяцев назад

As a black man I’m telling you i also get nervous when alone with a white woman.

@BennyNegroFromQueens Год назад

Real talk

@jmsgridiron5628 2 года назад

I'm pretty damn white and I have the same thoughts sometimes. "I hope some one that I know and don't like doesn't get killed. I don't want the cops to think I killed them just because I know them and didn't like them."

@royalfreshness815 Год назад

Mkfer what?! ...

@t-mac1236 Год назад

I get it. As a white male white women make me nervous too. Not to the extent of a black man….the point is I 100% get what he’s putting out. They are the biggest liars in history.

@nathanhadwiger2574 2 месяца назад

Man he's really getting something out here when you know the full story

@stinger4712 2 месяца назад

Greer did a mod of this joke. Funny as hell

@Philysupahgangstah 7 месяцев назад

This man has never not made me laugh once in my entire life

@pinkrabbit37 Год назад

Most don't know this: Toshi.0 only existed because of Patrice. It's was original his idea and did a similar show on G4 or some shit.

@jaayyseea1911 Год назад

I miss this guy

@LaurenLawDawg Год назад

WE ❤ PATRICE #CULTofBP

@omarluyando9353 11 месяцев назад

Ain’t paranoid delusions , just don’t want it to happen again shit is heartbreaking af

@cddkerh4849 Год назад

Deadset 😂😂😂

@nightfox6457 Год назад

...they make me nervous 😂😂😂🖤👽

@JohnPaul-dd4ou 2 дня назад

❤

@BxCortez2050 5 месяцев назад

Soooooo damn tru

@NaturalOrder 6 месяцев назад

This joke aged like wine

@elliottadams6773 Год назад

Wow 😂

@seregill13 11 месяцев назад

I feel the same way about all women today. Could get accused of sexual harassment just for saying Hello to a women these days.

@antoinemantoux1520 Год назад

The joke hits different when you know this is real, so many women snitch and tell lies to the police

@chaddittman8053 8 месяцев назад

Man was ahead of the left curve..I see the similarities. Woman dont realize .. the power..his Mother did. Mad respect.

@zankazuid7527 Год назад

Damn i know how that feels like

@lilsqueezie Год назад

Dude is drenched in sweat just standing there.

@telluwide5553 8 дней назад

White women make white men nervous, too! RIP Patrice

@Lord_Sheshomeru 2 года назад

Need you now more than ever

@bizzlejams 2 года назад

I'm just discovering him. He was great.

@nimo517 Год назад

It’s amazing how sweat glands work… If we catch ourselves from believing “everything is in your head”, remember how that works when trying to stop sweating during an uncomfortable/important situation.

@subtopewpewpie Год назад

Hes not sweating cause hes uncomfortable

@miked4741 8 месяцев назад

Hahahahahaha😂

@thePraddagee Месяц назад

This dude is a philosopher who just so happens to be funny.

@outsider669 4 месяца назад

GOAT

@dakapo8985 Месяц назад

It is not paranoia when you know the white women got it out for you

@HammondB34Me 8 месяцев назад

Mr. Jonathan Majors would agree...

@josemontano7767 22 часа назад

Patrice O’Neal and Norm Macdonald RIP the world is a little less funny without them.

@bushikciwa 10 месяцев назад

Notice someone the white ladies in the crowd wasn’t laughing

@theonlytruetuhlulah9062 Год назад

I totally thought he was going to chat about Karens... 🤣 Even though this is pre-karen.

@awphooey2u519 2 года назад

Me, a white cajun woman " I ain't scared of you. You look like every chef, store clerk, or dude I see down town. Especially at the festivals or on bourbon street. You look like fun. "

@royalfreshness815 Год назад

Stfu. If thats true you are apart if a very small few....and i mean A VERY VERY VERY SMALL few. Ya be more scared of us color men more than you do dangerous animals. 😂😂

@zabadyah 7 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂

@greatmcluhansghost7134 2 года назад

Like the black birdwatcher and Karen in Central Park w/ the dog.

@jsmooth2022 2 года назад

I heard that dude carried around dog treats and fucked with people's pets but I get the sentiment

@kaumealexander9581 2 года назад

He actually instigated that. She did lie so shes not innocent either.

@williamk6605 3 месяца назад

@@kaumealexander9581You’re an idiot.

@rdljiii Год назад

Cult of Black Philip. 🐐

@GeeDee-yj7yd 8 месяцев назад

Jonathan Majors could not have seen this

@bucketsmadethisone1754 Год назад

It’s funny but he tells a story how he actually went to prison for that and he was innocent

@manz400 2 года назад

🤣

@tuckernevel Год назад

yupp and he got falsely accused just like me. RIP THE GOAT PATRICE ONEAL 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

@bobzmunny31 2 года назад

🤣🤣

@mikeljackson9192 Год назад

Not 1 joke was told. An accusation has gotten thousands killed or imprisoned

@martin_martins Год назад

r\Unexpected.

@MarcusChefMark 10 месяцев назад

🍪🫃🏼🙌🏻🥛

@michaelrodriguez-qv9sh Год назад

Sad because he got blamed for rape

@donnellebarfield3964 Год назад

This isn’t a joke I will close the door if I will alone in a elevator with a white Woman

@douglasgilchrist2316 Год назад

Only wtw fantasy about black men

@thebetterhalf468 Год назад

Well there is another comedian that clearly stole his joke.. sucks

@cawiltu 2 года назад

Not funny. Sorry for you. But my daughter found a big black angel in downtown Cleveland who stayed with her after school till her bus came

@immanuelcunt7296 Год назад

So what? Not everything is about you or your daughter. Stop being narcissistic.

@spencerdokes6056 2 года назад

But if I say black men make me nervous it's RACISM

@b_r_i_z_z_y 2 года назад

I mean theres a 50% chance you are, the other 50% you left in the closet.

@ChintzMusic 2 года назад

it's not your fault that you don't understand WHY it is racist, but yes it is racist to say that lol. they key difference is context but i feel like if you got on a stage with a mic it would feel more like a rally than stand-up

@TR13400 2 года назад

Im nervous around anyone who is a stranger in these days, man or woman. People are insane

@Anonymous-uw4sr 2 года назад

@@TR13400 True

@jeff2209 2 года назад

@@ChintzMusic why is it racist when they commit so many hate crimes against whites?

@realcleanecspressurewashin6387 2 года назад

Not funny at all.

@JamesGaming257 Год назад

Found the white woman 😭

@williamk6605 3 месяца назад

It’s funny AF.

@Max-Everest Год назад

the crowd makes it funnier when they cut to the chicks with straight faces and the one black guy laughing....

@bbtbbbbtbb3166 Год назад

No one should be surprised he died young. If you’re so fat you can’t stand still without pouring sweat like you finished a triathlon, you gotta reassess your life.