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@GrumpyGrobbyGamer
@GrumpyGrobbyGamer Год назад
I love older Sandi thanking us for watching younger Sandi.
@michaelknowles2850
@michaelknowles2850 Год назад
She’s always been very polite.
@bhqld628
@bhqld628 Год назад
Not to mention thanking us for watching a younger Sandi suggesting that hosting QI is like "working with very slow children"
@JadenSmithEyes
@JadenSmithEyes Год назад
Fry's disappointment with Alan never ceases to amuse
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
It ceased to amuse me quite some time ago.
@DocFunkenstein
@DocFunkenstein Год назад
@@john.premose Right? He's really obnoxious and demeaning about it on way too many occasions, too. Which is a little ironic given how much utter bullsh*t the show throws around as "facts."
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 Год назад
@@DocFunkenstein100% agree. QI is fun as an entertainment show (hence me watching it here). But it does take itself far too seriously a lot of the time. And the smugness accompanying the claxon, especially given the show's questionable relationship with the truth. And yes, I know the last sentence wasn't :)
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 Год назад
@@DocFunkenstein Something which started really irritating me, especially in the later series Stephen Fry did, was when he would mis-hear or misconstrue something a guest was saying and interrupt to "correct" them, while he himself was wrong.
@arnold08
@arnold08 Год назад
@@decodolly1535 I think in one of the interviews when Stephen was talking about his struggle with mental illness, he mentioned about doing a shooting for QI but feeling really depressed inside. So when I see an episode not feeling quite right, I'd just think that might be why. The earlier series were the best; series E with the elephant in the room was peak QI for me, and it's never been the same after that.
@danielodonnell360
@danielodonnell360 Год назад
"Could've been a falafel tent" Like "Joseph of Arimathea" is the old-timey version of "Terry of Starbucks" :D
@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511
i thought it was reference to glastonbury festival
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
This is a brilliant song to sing when you and a mate who live aboard a Cardassian space station are getting so drunk you can barely stand.
@enkisdaughter4795
@enkisdaughter4795 Год назад
Terak Nor?
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@@enkisdaughter4795 _technically_ by that time “Terok Nor” had been renamed “Deep Space 9”, and I wouldn’t usually bring up such a tiny nitpick but this _is_ the QI channel 😂 live long and prosper, my sister in Spock 🖖
@RHTeebs
@RHTeebs Год назад
Ok, Worf.
@brianjones8899
@brianjones8899 Год назад
​@@DissociatedWomenIncorporatedThey didn't even build a statue in his honor. Terok Nor it shall remain. #CardassianPride
@EebstertheGreat
@EebstertheGreat Год назад
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated How do you know Smiley didn't sing that song with Bashir on Terok Nor? I'll bet they did. We know they were both toiling there, both Terrans with roots from neighboring islands. We know Sisko gave his men alcohol. Surely Smiley and Bashir sang many a song together to pass those miserable nights on Terok Nor.
@basher20
@basher20 Год назад
According to the book of 2nd Kings, Elijah and Elisha were walking along a road when they were separated by chariots of fire and then Elijah was carried up to heaven in a whirlwind. It is this that inspires the term used in the later poems and hymns.
@AndrewBlacker-wr2ve
@AndrewBlacker-wr2ve Год назад
I don't read fiction so how would I know?
@ripace554
@ripace554 Год назад
​@@AndrewBlacker-wr2ve Thank you for your contribution.
@Cornz38
@Cornz38 Год назад
Yes, because that's an entirely plausible scenario.. The bible is nothing more than a book of stories and not ONE of them is remotely provable.
@ripace554
@ripace554 Год назад
@@Cornz38 It's plenty more than just a book of stories. Regardless of 'provability' or 'factualness', it's the foundation upon which Western society, morality, culture and justice was built. These days I'm pretty much agnostic, but I still think people should have familiarity with the Bible.
@Cornz38
@Cornz38 Год назад
No, it's a book of stories and nothing more. It is not the foundation on which civilisation rests. WE, humans are the foundation of society and civilisation. No, Jesus and the bible had NOTHING to do with it.@@ripace554
@bettyswallocks6411
@bettyswallocks6411 Год назад
We went to Jordan a few years ago and a tour guide told us that one be-fortressed ancient ruin we visited (I forget which), was thought to have been named ‘Arimathea’, but that this also applied to a number of other settlements in northern Jordan.
@babboon5764
@babboon5764 Год назад
The problem is the theologians failed to realise this part of the fable was dictated by a bloke with a speach impediment who'd got at the Sabra liqueur ahead of briefing the scribes ........ What he meant to say was that, in reply to one of his mates bellowing out 'Oi, Joe, weerasta gone'? (He was from up North, not Glasto) Joseph who was in the bath shouted back *'I'm ower 'ere sithee'* (him being a right anoying mimic)
@jcortese3300
@jcortese3300 Год назад
When Stephen asked "Who was Jesus' father?" I wanted so desperately for one of them to say, "God? He had an Uncle God?" 🤣
@stevevasta
@stevevasta Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@peterdance9143
@peterdance9143 Год назад
Not Uncle God ...... Uncle Bob.
@matthewhearn9910
@matthewhearn9910 Год назад
If you want to get spicy with certain sources they could've said Pantera.
@MooKau_
@MooKau_ Год назад
.. jehova?
@CaptChrispy
@CaptChrispy Год назад
The Holy Spirit?
@nikolausdeems1922
@nikolausdeems1922 Год назад
My dude is wearing a Mastodon t-shirt. That’s rad af!!
@Spaxcore
@Spaxcore Год назад
Bill Bailey prepping the Mastodon shirt. Legend.
@TechBearSeattle
@TechBearSeattle Год назад
This was one of the plot points for The Mists of Avalon, how Glastonbury Tor became a Christian holy site in "real" England even as the pagan holy site was hidden in the mists as Avalon.
@stuartwise7272
@stuartwise7272 Год назад
Christianity stole a lot of pagan festivals as a way of sneaking in bits of their religion to usurp those ghastly pagan things.
@danielburger1775
@danielburger1775 Год назад
"Paganism" is just Christianity with the characters being called by different names.
@geordiewishart1683
@geordiewishart1683 Год назад
That's Catholicism
@stuartwise7272
@stuartwise7272 Год назад
@@geordiewishart1683 But, Catholics are Christian, too.
@danielrowsey7667
@danielrowsey7667 Год назад
One of my favorite books.
@paulklee5790
@paulklee5790 Год назад
They came to Cornwall to trade for tin, just as the Phoenician’s had a thousand years before. Tin, to make bronze when mixed with copper was a rare material but Cornwall was stuffed with it… Probably wandered across to Somerset ‘cause of the vibrant music scene and ‘cause Somerset girls are easy….
@torspedia
@torspedia Год назад
Yup, they supposedly came here to trade Tin, which was a very popular product from the area. The legend was that Joseph planted his staff down on the Tor, when they arrived, and a Holy Thorn grew from that spot... the descendents of which still grows (though not in the same spot due to vanalism) to this day. As a result of this Jerusalem is considered the (un)official anthem for the area. Glastonbury also hold a regular ceremony, where they give a cutting of the Thorn to the monarch.
@OldDemonTooth
@OldDemonTooth Год назад
Funny bit this: None of that really happened. So we can kinda just toss it all out.
@Elephantstonica
@Elephantstonica Год назад
Have to love the West of England. Beautiful country filled with nutty people and their nutty ways.
@YasminJFoster
@YasminJFoster Год назад
@@Elephantstonica I remember going to Glastonbury one holiday and a woman came up to us an asked, dead seriously, "do you know where the fertility stone is?". Then there were these teenagers gathered around this spring in a building and, from the bright outside, looking into the shadows of this small stone building, it looked so shifty and cultish . Not to mention all the Wicca and Incense style shops around the place. I don't think that town has moved on since the swinging 60s.
@nigeldepledge3790
@nigeldepledge3790 Год назад
The Glastonbury Thorn featured as one of the traditions depicted on the 1986 Christmas stamps. I occasionally wondered what it was about, but never got around to looking it up.
@torspedia
@torspedia Год назад
@@nigeldepledge3790 I wasn't aware that it was on a stamp though.
@davejoey
@davejoey Год назад
'I must, but I can't be arsed to tell you'
@rviolinfiddle55
@rviolinfiddle55 Год назад
I'm going to tell my children that Jesus' Uncle's name was Bob, thus the expression Bob's Your Uncle
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Год назад
Was his aunt called Fanny
@fingersTitan
@fingersTitan Год назад
You NEVER want to take over a job when the previous was so iconic. Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Top Gear, Question of Sport and so on. It's normally the one after you want as then you get "They're not as good as XX but far better than X." Sandi is one of those exceptions to the rule. She is superb and not a single notch down from Sir Stephen. 2 gems on a superb show.
@StarkRG
@StarkRG Год назад
Not just not a notch down, but quite a few notches up. It's such an improvement it makes Fry's episodes almost look bad. Not quite, but almost.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr Год назад
Totemic not iconic. FFS
@fingersTitan
@fingersTitan Год назад
@@zapkvr Someone got the "Word of the day" toilet paper I see.
@Fuzcapp
@Fuzcapp Год назад
Absolutely. She's so much better than the tiresome, pompous Stephen Fry. Stephen is great at other things (Blackadder, telling God where to get off etc) but Sandi is a far better host of this show.
@johnhoney657
@johnhoney657 Год назад
I think she falls in exactly this category. She's very good, but Stephen Fry was incredible.
@idaslapter5987
@idaslapter5987 Год назад
Joseph of Aramathea was supposedly a tin merchant and had business in Cornwall. :)
@nickbarton3191
@nickbarton3191 Год назад
Chariots of fire originally comes from the bible. Elijah told Elisha (his apprentice) if he saw him taken up to heaven on Chariots of Fire then he would receive a double of his spirit. If I remembered the story correctly
@Fuzcapp
@Fuzcapp Год назад
Yes. Exactly. Just goes to show that QI can be quite wrong sometimes. The Bible reference is well known - in fact, I think it's quoted in the film! Blake took the expression from the Bible - but QI would have you believe it was the other way around. Stephen 's Christophobia strikes again.
@TheBT
@TheBT Год назад
Weirdly, I was learning about this stuff this week because of watching the clip from taskmaster with the egg timers. The poem is about John Milton
@henriettafinch6057
@henriettafinch6057 Год назад
Nobody mentions that if Joseph of Arimathea was his Uncle and his dad was also Joseph, unless J of A was his mother’s brother then his grandparents named two of their sons Joseph!
@reconbravo104
@reconbravo104 21 день назад
Famously quoted in Jeremy Usbourne's "This is Outrageous!"
@drewlovelyhell4892
@drewlovelyhell4892 Год назад
I'm pretty sure that Aramathea is the planet where Slartibartfast lives.
@stu176mmm
@stu176mmm Год назад
😅😅😅😅😅
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Год назад
That is magrathea
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Год назад
Although I assume that was a joke
@johnoneill1386
@johnoneill1386 Год назад
I met Jesus at Glastonbury once! Had fantastic Acid!
@zapkvr
@zapkvr Год назад
I had antacid and met Satan
@synthonaplinth5980
@synthonaplinth5980 Год назад
My guess would be his brothers Hector, Armando, Raoul, Jorge and his sister Maria.
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Год назад
His sisters were called Louise and Nora. Hence the phrases jeez Louise and bloody Nora.
@synthonaplinth5980
@synthonaplinth5980 Год назад
@@Lord_Skeptic LOL, well done!
@redbeard5939
@redbeard5939 Год назад
Based on the title alone, I was going to guess the Spanish Armada
@Whiskypapa
@Whiskypapa Год назад
Well surely, it won’t be the Spanish Inquisition… That would be unexpected.
@DerHerrMitR
@DerHerrMitR Год назад
Bill Bailey rocking a Mastodon shirt!
@samtriglone8858
@samtriglone8858 Год назад
I knew it was Joseph of Arimathea but pretty sure it was from Monty Python and the Holy Grail so I don't think it counts.
@stvp68
@stvp68 Год назад
I have been in churches for decades and have never heard that J of A was his uncle
@pdoot
@pdoot Год назад
Is Bill Bailey wearing a Mastodon heavy Metal tshirt? 🤘
@Serai3
@Serai3 Год назад
Jeez, I would have liked to hear the rest of that.
@lngvly22
@lngvly22 Год назад
“Legend?” It’s true. He was booked on a BA flight to Heathrow from Jerusalem but it was cancelled due to strikes so he had to fly Ryanair to Stansted.
@LC-le9ew
@LC-le9ew Год назад
Wish I could find these older episodes. Can’t we buy them on RU-vid? Please?
@SevCaswell
@SevCaswell Год назад
They are available on BBC iPlayer, free provided you have a UK IP address. You don't have to actually prove you have a TV licence but they will keep asking.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr Год назад
​@@SevCaswellwe had TV licences in Australia till 1973
@SevCaswell
@SevCaswell Год назад
@@zapkvr That's interesting, but not exactly relevant to my comment.
@roddyeskew3909
@roddyeskew3909 Год назад
Wait...so if his uncle was named Joseph, that means their parents either named two sons Joseph, or Mary married someone with the same name as her brother.
@Elephantstonica
@Elephantstonica Год назад
Yes, and your point?
@vasace9693
@vasace9693 Год назад
Or both Mary and her sister married someone called Joseph.
@Kate-ms2mn
@Kate-ms2mn Год назад
Joseph of Arimathea is actually God's brother, not Josephs, since Joseph's brothers are Jesus's step uncles
@broadsword6650
@broadsword6650 Год назад
There was a name famine in those days, so people shared names all the time. One person had it during the week, a second person used it only at weekends...
@leehallam9365
@leehallam9365 Год назад
​@@broadsword6650So it was like Paul in the late sixties and early 70s then. These famines keep coming back.
@babboon5764
@babboon5764 Год назад
Do they HAVE Mangers in Falafel tents?
@thehellyousay
@thehellyousay Год назад
Bob is my uncle, too.
@bazzakrak
@bazzakrak Год назад
Well Sandi can now answer her own question she asks Stephen at 2:34 😋😋
@naryanr
@naryanr Год назад
like they just found an ancient Starbucks cup with his name written on it.
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Год назад
I sure chariots of fire comes from pagan mythology. The sun god in Greco-Roman paganism had a chariot which he used to take the sun across the sky. Helios in Greek. Sol in Roman.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr Год назад
Evidence?
@robertdavidson8028
@robertdavidson8028 Год назад
@Lord_Skeptic If you're interested, I've posted a comment somewhere below ( I hope) that refers to this post. Just FYI.
@750triton
@750triton Год назад
At that time Glas Dun was an island on an estuary
@onceamusician5408
@onceamusician5408 Год назад
. .and did those feet in ancient times. .. ?" taken as a literal question the answer is obviously NO
@LusciousLenny
@LusciousLenny Год назад
It was Santa, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.
@CycolacFan
@CycolacFan Год назад
If Jesus visited Glastonbury he would have had to visit other places en route, unless they dropped him in by helicopter…
@bestbehave
@bestbehave Год назад
I don't think early helicopters had that long a range...
@CycolacFan
@CycolacFan Год назад
@@bestbehave good point, maybe they tied two together?
@bestbehave
@bestbehave Год назад
@@CycolacFan And so the Chinook was born...
@ajasont
@ajasont Год назад
Jesus ascended bodily to Glastonbury.
@bestbehave
@bestbehave Год назад
@@ajasont Nuuurse!! Aj got to the laptop again, how many times have i told you to lock the office door?? Bring the syringe, 20ml should do it. Actually, better make it 30.
@biosaari
@biosaari Год назад
Um...Where do you get that Joseph of Arimathea was Jesus' uncle? I thought this was supposed to be a show that dabbled in some semblance of scholarship.
@get-the-joke
@get-the-joke Год назад
Beulah? Beulah? Beulah? Daughters of Beulah? Fry?
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 Год назад
I thougnt it was _"and did those _*_teeth_*_ in ancient times..."_
@thatotherguy7596
@thatotherguy7596 Год назад
Jesus came to Glastonbury with Monty of Python.
@AllenKnutson
@AllenKnutson Год назад
'Twas written in the Book of Armaments, verses 9-21
@osledmag6878
@osledmag6878 Год назад
Surely it was called "Milton"?
@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511
i'm astonished they didn't know this.
@bsjeffrey
@bsjeffrey Год назад
chariots of fire is an old timey phrase for explosive diarrhea.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
"..burn, burn, burned that -chariot- ring of fire, that -chariot- ring of fire" 🎶 🔥
@g-r-a-e-m-e-
@g-r-a-e-m-e- Год назад
They seem quite dim, although they aren't.
@Chuckf66
@Chuckf66 Месяц назад
He came with his uncle? Maternal uncle, or..... PATERNAL uncle? Did he visit England before or after he popped over to Utah to leave those magical tablet thingies that only Joseph Smith could read?
@babboon5764
@babboon5764 Год назад
Some below have said "The bible is nothing more than a book of stories not ONE of them is remotely provable". I find that disappointing. It even rules out .......... The one about Jesus teaching those pigs to fly and nipping off to Magaluf for a dirty weekend. As a kid that was always my favourite - I had a map of the flight plan and everything in my Icon shrine.
@markfox7764
@markfox7764 Год назад
Is the answer: Elvis?
@JonBrase
@JonBrase Год назад
*Strictly* speaking the phrase "chariot(s) of fire" appears twice in the Bible and "and did those feet in ancient times" is just bad fanfic written a couple thousand years later.
@johnmichaelcule8423
@johnmichaelcule8423 Год назад
Really rather good fanfic, in my humble opinion.
@CaptChrispy
@CaptChrispy Год назад
Eljah!
@rtozier2011
@rtozier2011 Год назад
​@@johnmichaelcule8423It's not even fanfic, it's a series of questions followed by a promise to build the country in his memory. Much better than fanfic.
@johnmichaelcule8423
@johnmichaelcule8423 Год назад
@@rtozier2011 Well, that is what Blake is writing yes. But the impulse in the Middle Ages to write the story of What Jesus Did As A Boy is fanfic (and even earlier if you look at Gnostic Childhood Gospels of Jesus) .
@johnoneill1386
@johnoneill1386 Год назад
I wonder why there isn't an American version of this show.... 😝😝😝
@stanwilson8089
@stanwilson8089 Год назад
Jesus brought Judas Iscariot with him,and he formed the conervative party.
@CaptChrispy
@CaptChrispy Год назад
When did they decide Joseph was His uncle?
@r0bw00d
@r0bw00d Год назад
Well, you have to understand, Aramathea wasn't expanded upon because it wasn't important to the narrative.
@Elephantstonica
@Elephantstonica Год назад
So why mention it at all, might just have well been Chichester. Must have been a small village mind, if he was the only Joseph.
@r0bw00d
@r0bw00d Год назад
@@ElephantstonicaBecause people back then didn't have last names. They were identified by their name (what we now call their first name) and where they were from--I don't know if it's their place of birth, residency, or whatever since I've never looked into it.
@Elephantstonica
@Elephantstonica Год назад
@@r0bw00d Right, right. Might not have been his uncle then. Might have just been his ‘dad’s’ mate, someone he worked with, or some bloke he met on the way. Mind you that means there were likely a few Jesus’ from Nazareth, and we know there were lots of Christs (Christos’). If anyone named Jesus went to Briton, then it could’ve been anyone. Same for any that went to Jerusalem, got baptised, crucified, etc. and Jesus had a brother apparently. Maybe they were twins. Would explain a resurrection, which is in itself only hearsay in the first place. As is everything in the gospels.
@Ginea25
@Ginea25 Год назад
In Hebrew versions of the NT, Aramethea is usually put in as Haramati. Which would make it "Joseph from the heights" (in the mountains sense of the word, not the heavens sense).
@leehallam9365
@leehallam9365 Год назад
So perhaps it's an old name for Somerset, and Jesus was going there to stay with his uncle Joe.
@danadnauseam
@danadnauseam Год назад
Did someone say mattress to Mr. Verity?
@eileencollins8799
@eileencollins8799 Год назад
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
I dunno who came with him last time, but next time... he'll bring his lawyers.
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
How do you come up with them, Message? You must be the cleverest in the world.
@Tsass0
@Tsass0 Год назад
It's just out of Bristol
@klaxoncow
@klaxoncow Год назад
"Did those feet in ancient times...?" Yeah, this is the old clickbait trick, isn't it? Video titles like "The answer to climate change?" or "New physics proves Big Bang never happened?" or "Is the Mandela Effect real?". Because then you can heavily imply something but, technically, you're not stating it's true. You're just questioning whether it could be true. And the old rule applies. If a video title or newspaper headline is phrased as a question, then the answer is "no". But they want to get you excited to bait you into clicking on their video / article. "Is this proof of God?". No, it isn't. "Did aliens really land in Roswell?". No, they didn't. "Were the Moon landings faked?". No, they weren't. So, "did these feet in ancient times...?". No, they didn't. It makes for a nice story. But it didn't happen. Because if there were any evidence at all, the poem would have started "Those feet in ancient times..." as a statement of fact.
@VanessaMagick
@VanessaMagick Год назад
Betteridge's law of headlines also applies to 18th century poems
@tooleyheadbang4239
@tooleyheadbang4239 Год назад
I rather think Blake was offering a hypothesis.
@klaxoncow
@klaxoncow Год назад
@@tooleyheadbang4239 Hey, what is a good hypothesis, if it's not just clickbait for nerdy people?
@robertdavidson8028
@robertdavidson8028 Год назад
As I understand it Blake was part of a strange Cult (if that's the right word) called the British Israelites, who believed that Jesus had come to England, including to Glastonbury . I don't know, but wonder whether that has anything to do with the legend of the Holy Grail, which, if I recall correctly, not only has something to do with Glastonbury, but maybe even further west, as far as Cornwall; Tintagel, perhaps? It seems possible to me, but I'm just guessing. As far as @Lord_Skeptic's comment, above, about Greco-Roman Pagan mythology goes, that could well make sense, it also seems to me. At present I'm reading a book by Richard Carrier - the American Ancient Historian and Philosopher - called "Jesus from Outer Space"which is a for lay-person's version of his scholarly tome " On the historicity of Jesus" , both of which map out the syncretic nature of both Judaism and, in more detail I believe, Christianity. Both borrowed from the pagan religions around them, including, in the case of Judaism, Zoroastrianism, & in the case of Christianity particularly, the Greco - Roman pagan beliefs which were around at the time - which would explain the Chariots of Fire connection which @Lord_skeptic refers to. If you look at RC's yt posts about "Dying Rising Gods" and also one called, I think, "Why the Gospels are myths" (as well as any number of others I won't name) then you can see for yourselves if you're interested. Also, if you're interested, the first book I've mentioned is good (as far as I've got at least), as is his philosophical book " Sense and Goodness without God" (also - as far as I've got) - and, btw, I haven't got shares in his Publisher - 'just like to pass on tips. ( The scholarly book is probably not for everyone - it's much more technical and also includes a lot of Bayes theorem mathematical stuff, but if that's your bag, good on yer). However, I opine that Blake's opening line was framed as a question in much the same way as Yt posts or TV programmes can be, to disguise (but titillate) readers / viewers and encourage them to view his propaganda. When I used to work as a church organist a bit ( what we do for money) I managed to explain this to vicars once or twice; I expect they thought I was quite the smartarse!
@catatonicbug7522
@catatonicbug7522 Год назад
Wait, so Chariots of Fire has lyrics?
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Год назад
No. The phrase chariots of fire comes from a song which has lyrics.
@thomaspickin9376
@thomaspickin9376 Год назад
The phrase 'chariot of fire' comes from a poem by William Blake originally. Sir Hubert Parry then added music much later on and that became the hymn Jerusalem.
@alamunez
@alamunez Год назад
Yes, clearly the lyrics are “DUN-Dun-dun-dun, CHA-Cha-cha-cha” (repeat until end)
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz Год назад
Jesus Is Coming !! It's Been More Than 2000 Years !! It's Going to be Biblical !! better get a mop and a bucket
@MountainHawkPYL
@MountainHawkPYL Год назад
I want a mattress!
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz Год назад
only if you stand in the box.
@calvinwilliamson4202
@calvinwilliamson4202 Год назад
But it's my only line!!!! :( :( :(
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Год назад
It's a man's life in Englands mountains green
@Fuzcapp
@Fuzcapp Год назад
Typical of Stephen's Christophobia - this solution is completely incorrect. The expression "Chariots of Fire" comes from 2 Kings 2 in the Bible. Elisha saw "chariots of fire" upon Elijah being taken up into heaven via a whirlwind. Blake took the expression from the Bible and planted it into the idiotic story of Jesus going to England. Looks like Mike Oldfield's daughter Molly, doesn't know how to read.
@OldDemonTooth
@OldDemonTooth Год назад
His uncle's name was the same as his father's name... Two sons named Joeseph. Think of a new name, mum! Worse than George Foreman.
@BradHartliep-kn9ud
@BradHartliep-kn9ud Год назад
There's no proof Joseph of Arimethea was Papa Joseph's Brother .. he could have been Mary's Brother - OR Uncle .. or his Grandfather's Brother on either side .. or the Gay Dude living next store who 'enjoyed Jesus' them same way Prince Charles 'enjoyed' his Uncle ..
@enkisdaughter4795
@enkisdaughter4795 Год назад
Joseph of Aramathea was a trader and used to come to England, Cornwall and Devon specifically, to trade for tin. There is a “gap” within the New Testament, where Jesus seemingly disappears for two or three years, which could be explained by the amount of time it would take to travel from the Middle East to England and back. Ingots of tin have been found in Jerusalem during digs and, when tested, were found to have come from Cornish or Devonish tin mines. The Phoenicians (?the Sea Peoples) used to come to England to trade for tin too.
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
That's a lot of circumstantial stuff. A whole lot.
@rosiefay7283
@rosiefay7283 Год назад
Two or three years? For all we know he might've gone and visited the Dalai Lama in Tibet and the Khalifa in Khartoum...
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
@@rosiefay7283 there's a lot more than that. Actually the gospels don't say what Jesus was doing for like 20 years.
@bestbehave
@bestbehave Год назад
I think the "gap" might come from teh fact that the various books were written no earlier (and probably much later) than 30-40 years after the supposed occurences. The authors are largely unknown, nor are their motivations. The 4 gospels are probably little more than recording of the oral myths and traditions of the early xtians. It' an interesting legend, but really has nothing to substantiate it.
@kored8688
@kored8688 Год назад
It's impossible to know if Joseph of Arimathea ever visited the British Isles, the gospels only say that he was rich. We don't even know if the dude existed.
@contessa.adella
@contessa.adella 2 месяца назад
I’ve seen YT vids trying to debunk the myth..BUT I have to say it is in fact highly LIKELY imo that Jesus DID visit England….because Joseph of Aromatherapy (pun) was in fact a metals trader and did come to England on business for Cornish tin. Now think about it in Jesus shoes (sandles) …you live in a dry arrid land and over comes your uncle Joe for dinner with his tales of this far off land he visits which is springing with verdant life and is temperate instead if roasting hot. Being a teenager with nothing special going and a curiosity, would you not reasonably ask to accompany him on his next business trip abroad….yes? As to exactly where young Jesus set foot is uncertain, but he would at least have started in the West Country where Joseph needed to go…right?
@johnmorris1764
@johnmorris1764 Год назад
Oh come on, Jesus never visited Britain, he would have had to cross the Atlantic to do that, and that's a long walk.
@Dragonfly-0010
@Dragonfly-0010 Год назад
Atlantic? Is that a joke mocking Americans who think that JC was a yankee doodle? 😆
@johnmorris1764
@johnmorris1764 Год назад
Yes
@tooleyheadbang4239
@tooleyheadbang4239 Год назад
I heard that He was a Texan...@@johnmorris1764
@charlesb7019
@charlesb7019 Год назад
Mary and Joseph. They needed an MOT on the donkey.
@dmgroberts5471
@dmgroberts5471 Год назад
The whole "Jesus came to England" thing was pro-colonial propaganda, part of a bunch of supposed "facts" we were using to support our colonizing other countries. Bit of a downer, yeah, but shouldn't be forgotten.
@tooleyheadbang4239
@tooleyheadbang4239 Год назад
The only downer here is reading your predictable comment. Where did you learn it? The Guardian?
@dmgroberts5471
@dmgroberts5471 Год назад
@@tooleyheadbang4239 No, I did research. You know, that thing people do when they want factual information? You might want to try it, before mouthing off.
@tooleyheadbang4239
@tooleyheadbang4239 Год назад
I've done nothing BUT research things since I first discovered reading. That was before I was sent to school. I had to use books, in those days. You know, those big heavy things, where you turn over pages. You should give them a try. Some of them have pictures in. @@dmgroberts5471
@varoonnone7159
@varoonnone7159 Год назад
Oh please. Such myths exist everywhere. There's one in India about Jesus coming to the Himalayas
@thomaspickin9376
@thomaspickin9376 Год назад
@@dmgroberts5471 "I did my own research". Would you care to share that with us? I mean during the 12th and 13th centuries, various legends of Joseph of Aramathea associated with Britain, particularly with Glastonbury and the Holy Grail developed. So to claim that they were only made up to support our colonising other countries is a bit of a stretch... As really that didn't start to happen until the 16th century. That doesn't mean I believe the legends either.
@R.J._Lewis
@R.J._Lewis Год назад
Feel like the explanation got cut off early. JC and JoA came to Glastonbury (allegedly) for what purpose?
@ThatGeezer
@ThatGeezer Год назад
Mick Jagger was rumoured to be performing...
@surreygoldprospector576
@surreygoldprospector576 Год назад
A business trip. JofA was doing some trading, and Jesus came along for the ride. (allegedly according to the Glastonbury Tourist Board).
@onemercilessming1342
@onemercilessming1342 Год назад
They brought the child, Jesus, to England to save his life. There is also a place in the Middle East that claims Jesus was there in the "lost years" until his 30th birthday or so.
@annalieff-saxby568
@annalieff-saxby568 Год назад
According to the Glastonbury Legends, Jesus spent his visit to our green and pleasant land building (he was a carpenter, remember) a wooden chapel dedicated to his mother, Mary, on top of Glastonbury Tor.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
​@@ThatGeezerIt was actually Joseph's elderly mother, but they are easily confused.
@Emthe30something
@Emthe30something Год назад
Sandy's still cross with me!
@JJONNYREPP
@JJONNYREPP Год назад
lovecraft? of course no one had heard of the chap. of course Arthur craven stands on a par with him....
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
According to wikipedia and google, they do know where Arimathea is.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
Who "they" ?
@alimanski7941
@alimanski7941 Год назад
There's at least 3 places identified with Aramathea - Ramataim-Zofim, Ramle, and Rama.
@ObservantHistorian
@ObservantHistorian Год назад
Neither the Wikipedia articles on "Joseph of Arimathea" nor Arimathea" alone provide any statement declaring the location of Arimathea. Both describe the variety of places that have been proposed. As the Wikipedia article on "Joseph of Arimathea" puts it, "The historical location of Arimathea is uncertain, although it has been identified with several towns." I'm not here to debate the accuracy of Wikipedia, but it doesn't say what you claim. I didn't bother with "google," since that's a search engine, not a source.
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
@@ObservantHistorian shut up. You're not a historian nor observant.
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
@@Tao_Tology who you?
@danielburger1775
@danielburger1775 Год назад
Most geographic place names hsve shifted over the centuries. The Jerusalem of Christ is not the Jerusalem of today. The Britain of Boudicea is not the Great Britain of today. The India Alexander the Great went to is not the India(or Pakistan) of today. Marco Polo travelled to the Khan's capital, and the Forbidden City, but he never went anywhere near modern China or Mongolia. etc.
@peterlustig329
@peterlustig329 Год назад
Oh dear. Never go full retard!
@nedisahonkey
@nedisahonkey Год назад
Source? I made it the fuck up
@thewilltheway
@thewilltheway Год назад
If you mean in the sense that this city limits of Jerusalem are smaller now than they once were, and that many of the original buildings lie in ruins beneath the buildings and the streets. But if you mean in the sense that the city limits of ancient Jerusalem did not lie within the modern day city limits of Jerusalem, I’m afraid you are mistaken.
@danielburger1775
@danielburger1775 Год назад
@@nedisahonkey Look in old books. Look at old maps. Look at old paintings, by the Masters. Jerusalem is always painted as a hilly, green lush town right next to a body of water. Egypt was described as "the breadbasket of the Roman Empire". Archaeologists can find no trace of the civilisations they are looking for in the spots they are looking. But, I guess you having access to wiki trumps all that, and more...
@danielburger1775
@danielburger1775 Год назад
@@thewilltheway Even the Bible contradicts your statement. Read Psalm Ch 125 v 2. Then read(together) from the Book of Revelation. Ch 11v8, Ch14v8, Ch17v9, Ch17v18. And note the obvious wine culture of those people. So, where is/was the Jerusalem of the Bible?
@rolandfry5688
@rolandfry5688 Год назад
It is amazing how they can take the piss out of Christianity and Jesus, but would never take the piss out of Islam and Mohammed
@robertdavidson8028
@robertdavidson8028 Год назад
"They" wouldn't have taken the piss out of christianity 500 years ago or so, for the same obvious reason that most comics don't take on Islam nowadays (quite apart from the risk of being, or being thought to be Islamaphobic) - that's the risk of being more open- minded, and not murderous fanatics! 'dreadful, isn't it?
@heidifarstadkvalheim4952
@heidifarstadkvalheim4952 Год назад
.. how embarrasing fore Fry .. how he ignore the women... and it shows that he almost only invited male comedians t the show. Sandi Toksvig is much better host
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
Bill Bailey can be so funny... and so unfunny. This was one of the latter. I'm tired of people being annoying and expecting people to laugh at it. Boo
@deaddoll1361
@deaddoll1361 Год назад
Whereas I'm tired of people spouting off about what they consider funny or not, as though anybody but themselves should give a damn.
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
@@deaddoll1361 ooh salty blitch
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
@@deaddoll1361 stop being salty. He's acting like a drunk tramp and your pretending it's funny when it's not.
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
@@deaddoll1361 it really annoys me that you people defend the inanity and time wasting of Bill Bailey and Davies. I can't believe that stuff is included after editing. Does that mean that's the better stuff they do? As I'm assuming the things which were cut out were even worse. What's wrong with them? It's not funny, it's insulting. That's why I get angry at it
@john.premose
@john.premose Год назад
@@deaddoll1361 so you just came to be salty and that's it? That's what I thought.
@BradHartliep-kn9ud
@BradHartliep-kn9ud Год назад
Hmmm .. "Chariots of Fire" .. Does it mean .. ? .. "Gays In Flames?" ..
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