Why Being In A Band SUCKS! 

I wanted 2 comment that :(

Sad story... ^^

+Camgrow red Cool story bro

'like a boss'

+Weirdness To the Next Level but have you ever played the white stripes? It's so easy lmao.

If Stevie doesn't mind, I'll borrow that random kick every time me and my band have a horrible practice session xP

3:15

@@germanmurillo7876 😂 That's the Yngwie kick

*Random hand kick*

That killed me! XD

No they're completely different people , he just used an optical illusion to fool you

okay, but how you explain what everyone in one frame 0:15 ? no,probably it's different people

LMAO

Little something called video editing/green screen

+epicgamer412 Idk dude it seems so realistic :v

Me too! Lol

Same I’m a bassist

Same I too am a bassist.

Same...

Me2

David Harrison Same

He was and he said fuck you Paul. She's staying

@Jackson Schwandt they would've broken up due to the contract. Paul sued their asses after they signed it without him. Right of him to do so.

I agree

Yeah, I don't like it very much when people bring friends or girlfriends to watch. there's are reason it called rehearsal, because you still suck at the song and aren't quite ready to let people hear it. It's not meant to be watched

A Stevie classic statement

They always do, I am one.

HaliniSnow in a band I started the bassist couldn't even play the seven nation army because he didn't practice at all. Like he didn't practice anything he could play one really easy song but that was it

Now I don't have a bassist or drummer and it's just me looking for people ;-;

HaliniSnow Yes, but his bass was tuned almost a semitone above the standard

He was a little sharp

my brother wanted me to stop playing because my drums were loud and he was getting annoyed so he threw a drum stick at me... it hurt.

The wind up was hilarious dude 😂

That's gotta hurt

The sound effect sounded legit painful.

Completely true. And I'm ashamed to admit I've been guilty of it a couple of times.

I have kind of had the same problem. They always want me to teach them how to play the song in the band practice . So I spend all of my time to teach them songs in practice, therefore I can´t really rehersh for the shows ... great system right ... alot of people seem to think so.

I always say that to my bassist ... he is a lazy .......... bassist !

Agreeeeeeeddddd I'm in my school marching band/drumline and there we always learn music before hand etc so when I was in a band for awhile it was so bad/different because no one practiced or learned anything so it was such a different atmosphere

Joshua Chinchilla that is because you knew how it works being in a band, but the others didn´t... I guarantee you that this not how people in successful bands behave. If they would then they wouldn´t be successful.

ikr!!

Kristi Gallagher someone commented That

Panic! At the Green 182 chemical fallout he committed it first

Panic! At the Green 182 chemical fallout 1 month after this one bitch

Hahah

Oh, really?

IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS -______-

dont even respond to him, its clear the joke went right over his head and into the atmosphere.

KEK

Sounds exactly like them

Chronicle 1 So... just twice?

Cheers, mate.

3 times

My corpse

I took 4

its too accurate to be funny. this is more like a documentary.

me too :(

Nice shield

i think you didn't laugh because this isn't funny.

lol!

James Cobalt the bassist atleast could play

@@Anonymous-o6t6p is that a diss to bassists

Yes!

Exactly 🤣🤣

I hesitated to like this comment but then I realized that I’d probably do that all the time. So yea

Guilty of that crime

Drummers approved

Okay guys, chill, stop bullying the bassist.

lmao

I'm a bassist and I am not that offended but we do get some pussy the vocalist should get bullied most of the time they dont play anything

It's ok, it's actually Steve with a wig

I’m a bass player in a band and I have one 😱😂

seems unrealistic

I sight read at my band practice... Don't worry I actually play it right though because everything is always repetitive...

No cares about him tho.

Rule #2

That's a first

😂😂

Savage af, but the White Stripes really are terrible fucking musicians.

@@CaptainCocaine depends. I don't think it's music for everyone but i think they are definetely talented, atleast jack

He's not. He's a terrible fucking guitar player. He just looks confident when he plays. If you actually listen to what he's playing, it's atrocious.

Sadpants McGee what’s so atrocious about it

Every Minute You Spend Is A Minute That Can Have Been Who Spent ??? xD 0:22

a meme Dude that was brutal and I love it ;p

Davie aproves.

Ꭺ ᎷᎬᎷᎬ as a bass player, that joke in the video made me laugh

I was the 400th like

Ꭺ ᎷᎬᎷᎬ this comment has 420 likes, nice

Whenever Stevie makes a Jack White joke, I feel more happy inside.

Jack White is alright. MEG is a joke

+CStubbsSubs Meg it's beautiful :3

White stripes were really good tho

+Dirty Frog bad*

Bassists aren't all that bad. It's not as good as guitar or anything but still pretty cool.

Girls love what bassists can do with their fingers :v

Atoka220 yup them bassists got strong fingers but can they really match the endurance of a drummer ? ;D

Atoka220 what use is a finger when you got the power & longevity of us drummers

Jayce Black Or the speed of a guitarist?

As a drummer, thats extremely accurate lmao

So true

Yeah I play the drums and do that a lot.

LMAO

Always !!!.....and then the rest of us have to stare at him for him to realize and stop !!!!

It’s a curse cuz I do it too😂

Thats me lol

Because drums are so fun to play!!!

It sucks because we just want to play but our drums are so loud lol so it's hard to play soft

Those drums he did are low key fire lol

your band should be called Needing V

+Cody Jones why would anyone want white sticky puss? 😂

Joe Young It was easy to replace people in my old band coz at my school so many people play instruments XD so if someone was kicked we just got a new one... it was almost always the singer XXDD

So you’re jazz musicians or death metal musicians? Cool

As a drummer, I can 100% confirm that this is true.

And as a guitarist i can say that even my bassist sometimes to play drum and he never stops playing

I'm a drummer and yeah, it's true. We never stop. I don't even have a clue why, it's impossible to stop playing. It's a disease.

Please send help.

nenissaK Fucking REEEE. Let me tune my fucking guitar without blowing the windows out 😅

I couldn't make it through...

your profile name and pic 10/10

oh my fuck

was the band called "Djenithalls and the Motherchuggers"?

Ughhh like my past 3 bands....

get along if the hair was brown, then yes it woild

also the drummer had a brownish blondish wig so you know

True

DaGamingDoge that’s called ‘ginger’

LOL i thought of him too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

yeah i always play weird sound with my recorder when band meeting

The girlfriend is not a problem, expecially when she is the drummer XD

blackeyed1995 plot twist you are the guy? hahahaha

blackeyed1995 I was in a situation similar last night wish I could ninja drumstick every band member that kicked me out of their crummy bands from the last 12 years

I am the one who "plays their instrument when we are talking something important"

truee

I just posted the same thing then I found this :,(

true

😂 or a young Kirk Hammett

And the drummer looks like Roger 😂

@@EobardFerguson I like metal

Agreed, I'm the bassist and I like metal, the guys in my band do not like metal

@@EobardFerguson just cuz u dont like something doesnt mean it sucks my dude

@@EobardFerguson to me it doesnt so youre wrong

@@EobardFerguson depends on what type of metal youre talking about

+Eric Braun Heheh

It's actually a transvestite.

TheGravyNator I'm a bass player. That hurts me.

I'm one as well, so don't sweat it xD

mi bass player found a girl xddddd its stupid

@@bobby5239 its just something we do by nature.its how you know your truely a drummer

🤔....So true....I’m a drummer and I’m sure my band mates wanted to throw drum sticks at me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cha cha real smooth

Its sucks to be you nerd

@@kevenkleine6262 Why am I a nerd? For having a comicbook character name?

@@diegon3045 everybody is a nerd at something

@@thecreatoralqxx I guess

Kitty Cat I did it too but none of my bandmates got my emphasis 😂

I'll start doing it from now on😂

please don't do high kicks, it looks gay as fuck and even stevie t wouldn't do it in public

Kitty Cat me too bro! I watched that over and over again!

I did that with my high school band all the time lol

They are both Canadian so not too far of a stretch

@Maverick Weinberg Is that the no one cares link

I thought the same thing :D

😂

Haha

Eat crap

Why????????

That’s what I was thinking when I saw the thumbnail

I agree with you! Also, it's very frustrating when you spend a lot of time studying what pop session men did in the music history, and then, in your band, they want you just to play distorted power chords like a beginner because the song would sound empty. And don't talk about the numerous quarrels that you have because of the different points of view on almost everything...

I stopped playing in bands for all of the reasons given in the video and then some. He needs to make a video of why gigging sucks, and then play all the parts: the bar owner who lectures you on volume before you've even unloaded anything, the drunk guy who jumps up on your stage in the middle of the show, the racist looking for affirmation, the sound guy who shows up late and drunk and cuts your show short by almost 2 hours, the drunk dancing tattooed middle aged woman showing you the boobies and butt that actually should be covered at all times...

Very true!

To a Stevie T you mean! #Harumph ;)

exactly haha

ikr

+Tw1stedMoogle the punniest pun in punland

XaZa I play bass so it’s offensive to me

I also play the bass this is funny but some what offensive.

My "the bassist, nobody really cares"?? I don't own a "the bassist, nobody really cares"...

not always true , according to the shy bassist John Deacon from queen , everyone loves him

It’s just a disrespect to lemmy cliff Burton and that bassist with the hairy anus band

Off the phones!

ohh i almost forgot, guess who has tickets for our new show to sell

Weirdness To the Next Level PPPPPPFFFFTT HA PFFFFT

They're kind enough to let us play in their club, of course we aren't getting paid!

Superguy77777 yeah, I've heard this. Not funny. That's because their shithole has no draw. Sell tickets, my ass.

Or the beatles after 1966

No not the coffee machine!!!

@ANNIHILATION TV I hope she gets herpes too man.

True

How?

He just likes to have an attitude and theres no others i know than him soooo...

Thats because he's playing a bass. its bassy.

Tell him to learn to use the other foot...

Put the drummer in the bass, so he will be able to have atitude and style. And then put the bassist in the drum where he will be listened.

edgy numetal kid I'm having all sorts of band problems: drummer doesn't always take practices/rehearsals seriously, bass player is complaining about the same things, and our vocalist, well he has the biggest ego in the world. And yet I'm having to book practices and get everything in order so I'm basically taking responsibility for the whole band's decisions...

THANK YOU!

Thats truth. Bass Players are useless cunts. With the exception of real bass players. "If your bass player only uses one string, he might be a useless cunt.

@@jonhmonroney12 lol I'm the bassist of my band and I use more than the E string. But yea, some bassists can be useless cunts

@@jonhmonroney12 Uhm.. He ment least useless, not most useless.

Sid Vicious. Enuff said.

DonaId Trump the irony in your comment is unreal

Interweb yea sure i have three interwebs

@Sandra Maragulov Yea but isn't the rest of gnr doing the same as well? What's the point of firing him if they also do crack like him?

@@Grungeboy-br9wt if i recall correctly its because it was getting in the way of his playing unlike the rest of the band but don"t quote me on that

Opiman607 we played Warning - green day a lot but the bassist and drummer said they weren't interested and left the band

wtf... is so fun to play warning in the bass

you can try Hitchin a Ride thats a good song to play in a band

Hey gorillazz

Except our late member was usually 2 hours late not just one :(

Bruna Rigobelli - Guitar/Covers bruh me to

Bruna Rigobelli - Guitar/Covers i

Bruna Rigobelli - Guitar/Covers Allot of them do drugs and still practice ..

The dude looks just like Seth McFarlane in a wig

+Bruna's One Girl Band But if that was Slipknot Every member of the band would be trying to kill each other for one album or If that band Was MAYHEM the Drummer and The Bassist would Stab each other, The Frontman takes a shotgun to his mouth while the remaining member takes a photo of the corpses to promote their bootleg album...Damn.

Also Steve: SIKE!

T R I A N G L E

Indie_Punk_Rock guys I think we’re ready for the studio

We’re having a *m E e T i N g*

+Suh DUDE wtf

Love your videos :D

Heeey it's Jassy! I like your vids very much. ^^

2:54 most likely !

Toby Brooks if you want to be in a rock band you need a drummer

Dont diss drumming

Or basses

Yep, like me

I bet you don't even know how to play drums

So you dont have a drummer? lmao

Gray Ninja my cousins bad flolded like a cheap tent lmfao

+Davis Diggle He's just 8-years younger than everyone else.

Look for another drummer and when you find one kick his ass out.

It's literally impossible to find a drummer who can shut up

What bass u use

@@JDelvaMusic Very true, also the diffirence between who make it and who doesn`t

True

5'8. For some reason, people think I look taller than I really am. Haha!

+SteveTerreberry you look like 6'3

+SteveTerreberry shred wars with jared dines

You've mispronounced THALL.

MANLET STATUS

March 22nd Oh it's true. It's damn true.

+Lucas King the three I's!?!?!?

Oh hey man. I'm subbed to ya.

Lucas King Did you win a gold medal with a broken frickin neck?

Lucas King what is the song called thats playing while stevie t os talking

LMAO

Davie doesn't have the roll most of bassists have.

@@soldadost9753 ah yes i needed that "positivism"

@@jamir6423 What do you mean?

@@soldadost9753 im just saying that wasnt the nicest thing to say in a sarcastic way lol

hey mama t!

+Doodles yeah haha

hey mama, your son is amazing! my #1 fav youtuber

YOUR son is a monster guitarist I wish I was as good as he is :D

aww. thats pretty sweet - greetings from germany, mommy t-berry!

ikr!!!

Glen's probably already seen it. I think he follows Steve.

you are só right lmao

OSHHHHH go on Peter!!

someone explain me the portuguese reference... alguém que me explique a cena de ele ter dito "portuguese friends"

Também não percebi

já vi foi o Family Guy a incluir portugueses como ajudantes do Peter num barco de pesca a falar brasileiro hahah estes americanos são muita burros

+Oliveira13 yah xD

Lin Pi they reminded me of Queen too! Especially the guitarist

R.I.P Fredie

The guitarist reminds me of Brian May because of the hair 🤣

They literally wouldn't

I was wondering why I just suddenly thought "galloping triumphantly through snowy moonlight path" at the end.

lol yeah i noticed that too

John Deacon had a girlfriend...

*had a gayfriend

@@davegods278 He's married to a female. That was freddie, but even freddie still dated girls.

In my band it’s actually everyone else except our drummer doing that 😂

I've played with all kinds of people. *Brass instrument players have been the absolute worst!* "Oh don't mind me I'm just going to _quietly_ rehearse this part while the director tells us important things and then I'm going to pour my nasty old brass-scented spit on the floor." After that comes non-stop chatting choir singers, then clumsy drummers & percussionists who keep dropping drumsticks, accidentally tipping cymbals over etc. That would be me. =) Guitarists/bassists usually just turn the volume knob down when they're supposed to be quiet, string instrument & flute players never made much fuss either.

@@suckmydingledong I sang in different choirs but never had that issue lol

Davie504 is shit sooo nobody cares rofl

@Mette B I agree, I like his humor

@Mette B Yeah hes pretty, hopefully I'll be as good as him one day

Mette B na he’s pretty shit

try making a cover band and being paid. everybody starts showing up. nowadays I have more than 100 shows a year. when I played metal, I got 1 every 2 years... lol

+Alex VanTrue But don't you think people want to hear something new, something original? It's good to know where you come from; what bands influenced your music, so that you could cover one of their songs... I would do anything to be in a Machine Head cover band, however, I beg to differ.

I was in a good cover band awhile back . The bass player screwed us over with his side projects and my friend that I switched off rhythm and lead with die of a heart attack shortly after our first gig . I'm working on new material for making a box set of my tunes over the years and I will also be posting YT videos soon . Thanks for the reply, sounds like your cover band doing great . Keep it rock'n brother ;)

Amen, dammit! Amen!

cheers man and sorry to hear that

Me too. It can be fun. As long as you can find the right people for it unlike me. XD

i had a bannd it was really boring sometimes fun though while doing easy songs but hard songs was really boring cuz noone knew how to play thie rinstrumetns well only could play 3 chords songs which was lame meh but fun

Angel Moreno Yeah me too!

Me too

Sully bassist has a girlfriend WALK ON HOME BOY

trust me, we drummers purposely do it to annoy everyone in the band

twenty one green days spent panicking at the disco you R portuguese? I mean, I 'm hahaha

yeah i am XD

same xD aquele momento em que as nossas nações são reconhecidas

Portugal olé

twentyone green days panicking at the disco yee ddddddjentttt caralhooooo

SaGe OwL jack white is the most talented person from this generation of music

+Paul Mindykowski I know that's a matter of opinion.. but. no. just no. not even close.

I know but not zoom

There's only one Stevie. He edited it.

@@rozaiinii r/megawoooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhh

@@kansasvevo5665 r/wooooooosh

I think that's a Hofner my guy

Sagan Tompkins 0:15 I think that's definitely a Rick

@@ignorantcommentary oh shit I didnt see it, it blended in with the background

Cameron Peterson that’s totally me

Ok the drummer part sounds like guns n roses

orlock20 : The last sentence... Is the true definition of blasphemy. Case closed.

+orlock20 I don't know if they were AS dysfunctional as this one. But sure, they weren't that functional.

You mean becker? Or he is a musician i don't know about?

+Gabriel Tejada Beck is a band bro

quote : "I'd say those bands were as dysfunctional as this portrayed band.", "Also there were studio musicians" - Van Halen ? (alright Dave was always drunk on stage), Pink Floyd ? (have you ever seen a Pink Floyd concert ?), Black Sabbath ? (aside some crap, their lives were totaly right) Judas Priest ? (ok Halford never sang live as good as in the studio), Hendrix, Satriani, Vai WTF mate ??

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Sooo, for 20$/year you have unlimited upload and they promote it? Can you sign off whenever you want? Is there something in the terms like "we can't let you go"?

And the streaming companies? They sure take something from your cut, right?

Spottify pays you like .16 dlls for each reproduction. Being on spotify can help you get money if you're katy perry (ten thousand listeners each month); but if you are just another human being, being on spotify mostly helps you getting known. Also, adding songs to spotify is usually a long process with lots of time involved. Im not sure about other streamings thoe, but that distrokid shit sounds pretty awesome to me

***** I know, but I'm asking if the streaming companies take a cut when you're using Distrokid.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT 🤣

yes 😂

they should've collabed for this one

Nah, the bassist in this band is far too competent.

It's even sponsored by one of Glenn's sponsors.

It's ok, you're not alone. I lost my band because they pulled hella dumbass shit like fucking up shows that we practiced months for and my drummer still can't fucking come in on time haha good luck with your current band

"Maybe a drum machine would come to practice on time"

scotth1026 PGH I agree

Yeah me too