Why Dan had to call an Ambulance

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Dan and I talk about what happened when I tried to fix my glasses two days before we moved. (I am dumb)
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@AmazingPhil 3 года назад

Thanks for staying subscribed even though I was actually this dumb! ALSO make sure to check out Dan's video on *JUNE 25th (This Friday) I heard there were snacks so you may see my face in it too!

@enbykeith 3 года назад

@molar_king5200 3 года назад

excited to maybe see your face again on Friday

@HilaryLudkin-Finnie 3 года назад

don't worry, we're used to you doing dumb things!😄

@centuryex7935 3 года назад

hello omg where is ur jumper from I absolutely love it

@HilaryLudkin-Finnie 3 года назад

Can't wait for Friday! Also, how come there is only four other replies?!

@alyssamae4 3 года назад

Phil is getting scolded for taking the pig but Dan still has the ass chair?!

@one_smol_duck 3 года назад

That is a very good point. The ass chair is way worse than the pig.

@gothtokki 3 года назад

Butt chair never dies.

@caya6394 3 года назад

very good point

@genericname8727 3 года назад

True lol. And I like the pig too

@bigtimednp 3 года назад

That's what I was thinking!!

@ren6062 3 года назад

Dan telling Phil to go get his glasses just so he can hide the pig is killing me

@winnie_the_bleh 3 года назад

we have the same profile picture and i was sitting here wondering how tf me in the past made this comment

@ren6062 3 года назад

@@winnie_the_bleh omg that’s hilarious I would’ve been so confused 😆

@winnie_the_bleh 3 года назад

@@ren6062 confused doesn't even begin to describe it 😭 but nice pfp mate 😏

@ren6062 3 года назад

@@winnie_the_bleh thank you friend, you have great taste ☺️

@byrnetdown6076 3 года назад

this comment thread is so wholesome

@inmagab 3 года назад

actual moral of the story: you can have a little superglue, as a treat

@irelandaintreal2945 3 года назад

no! please do not ingest "a little superglue," especially not as a treat!

@cacnmheese90 3 года назад

@@irelandaintreal2945 yes

@irelandaintreal2945 3 года назад

@@cacnmheese90 it will be bad for your health :(

@inmagab 3 года назад

@@irelandaintreal2945 its just a lil treat 👉👈

@irelandaintreal2945 3 года назад

@@inmagab it is not a treat, it tastes bad :(

@bunniesprout9754 3 года назад

Phil: "Can Dan come I'm scared ;--;" Paramedic: Haha, no.

@j_fenrir 3 года назад

@George Washington simp

@brooklynnbailey4356 3 года назад

@George Washington 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

@thebrownieman5293 3 года назад

@George Washington he clearly isn’t. Thankfully that carrot has less power now

@msnlitadventures9597 3 года назад

@George Washington Person 1: comments dialogue from video Person 2: completely unrelatedly brings up the US government under a video by two British dudes Makes complete sense...

@nisehenso 3 года назад

Guys it's a troll or a bot, just ignore and comment on the video.

@marysiastrulak124 3 года назад

“why dan had to call the ambulance” is the new “i nearly blinded myself”

@nxellee 3 года назад

welp 😔

@ryderlead 3 года назад

something about the night changing idk

@realityorfiction 3 года назад

It reminds me of Dan's Airport incident lol

@atypical140 3 года назад

or the deodorant in the eye

@baymoo 3 года назад

YES lol

@doglover299 3 года назад

I ALSO love how dan jumps rapidly between "its not his fault he was sleepy" and also "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

@thebeequeen9846 3 года назад

YES AMAZING

@SweetPeachteaX 3 года назад

True love

@lithiumkid 3 года назад

intense gemini energy

@OctagonalGolbat 3 года назад

To be fair I'm the same when my gf gets left and right mixed up while we're in traffic 😅 50% "you've done nothing wrong ever ilu" & 50% "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???"

@swordlesbian1457 3 года назад

It’s a whole mood.

@airemagic 3 года назад

i love that dan is just being like “u colossal idiot” while also clearly being very worried abt phil bc thats a mood

@kendall984 3 года назад

Me. Lol

@stacys8093 3 года назад

As a paramedic, I would have like to see what the dispatch info looked like on the way to your call…”34 YO male eating glue” haha thanks for making my night

@freyaalice7491 Год назад

as a student para, that would make the shift 😭😭

@thaloblue 2 месяца назад

I’m considering becoming a medical coder. Typing in those diagnosis codes would be so funny.

@LookingGlassLibrary 3 года назад

At this point, I’m just gonna comment "they are two halves of one whole idiot" on every joint video they put out because it’s always going to apply.

@alirayburn8421 3 года назад

I get that reference

@catsmith8520 3 года назад

My laptop is so grateful I hadn't sipped yet when I read this! x

@yasmin-gr3ff 3 года назад

phil's purpose in dan's life: keep him mentally safe dan's purpose in phil's life: keep him physically safe (perfectly balanced, as all things should be 👏🏽)

@Sentientmatter8 3 года назад

Most underrated comment.

@ZaNeSsAroKz 3 года назад

Yin and yang ☯️ 😌

@emmynoether9540 3 года назад

Awwww

@user-mr1qw2bl6w 3 года назад

This is such a wholesome way to look at it :')

@swordlesbian1457 3 года назад

That sounds about right.

@ajcolher9353 3 года назад

Why are paramedics always so god damn attractive? You're at your worst, all poorly and gross, and suddenly there's handsome people in your face? Cruel, is what that is.

@baguettegott3409 3 года назад

It's horrible. She was so nice, and I puked onto her shoes.

@StuckUnderTheCovers Год назад

Especially night shift ones!!! When the worst and most embarrassing incidents occur!!

@Genderanarchy 11 месяцев назад

I was literally septic in the hospital and the HOTTEST nurses possible took care of me the entire stay. I literally smelled like antibiotic and unbathed person. I felt so bad for them

@oliverharris60 10 месяцев назад

As a non-conventionally attractive person training to be a healthcare professional…glad to be of service for once 😂

@Glaycier 10 месяцев назад

@@baguettegott3409well, if you think about it, it’s probably not the worst thing she had experienced.

@thewinterizzy 3 года назад

I can’t believe you robbed us of whenever Phil realized the pig was missing.

@kimiandre8300 3 года назад

plot twist he still hasnt noticed

@jamiegreenberg8476 3 года назад

i dont think he ever did bestie

@thewinterizzy 3 года назад

@@jamiegreenberg8476 the truth do be hurting 😔✌🏻

@misxfitx 3 года назад

he probably only noticed while editing the video, if he even edited it himself. in the case he didn't, then i can't guarantee he has noticed at all lmao

@anneonomous4910 3 года назад

He probably didn't until editing-

@lpodverde 3 года назад

I now see why Phil has week long birthday celebrations, it's a feat he survived another year. It's remarkable he made it to 34.

@josipjagic 3 года назад

@whyyouwantingtoknowmynameh374 3 года назад

i still can't believe he's 34-

@JesusHeKnowsMe 3 года назад

Cannot believe they’re now both in their thirties 😳

@crimsoznt 3 года назад

guy who sprays deodorant in his eye vs guy who eats superglue is the closest we're gonna get to dan vs phil edit: well this aged like fine wine . me from 3 years ago is absolutely SCREAMING

@virmaspice4482 3 года назад

Dan vs Phil: who dies the stupidest death

@user-hz6ie4rl8d 3 года назад

Yep. Also Wilbur Soot pfp? Pog??

@giorgiafletcher9546 3 года назад

this is my favourite comment

@crimsoznt 3 года назад

@@virmaspice4482 BAHAHAH- SO TRUE

@user-hz6ie4rl8d 3 года назад

@@crimsoznt it was never meant to be, bestie 😔

@kempskingdom9290 3 года назад

Dans been holding in YEARS of gay jokes, he needs this don’t judge.

@farinatasmia9134 3 года назад

he really does

@marsthegingerplanet565 3 года назад

I literally get so happy evertime they make a gay joke

@MarniCollier 3 года назад

i mean he never really held them in

@nannonster 3 года назад

I know let him

@mamamo9384 2 года назад

Those jokes has to come out now

@gingko_maple 3 года назад

Me: I wonder how their move went 🤔 Phil: WHY DAN HAD TO CALL AN AMBULANCE

@maybecalyx 3 года назад

200 likes in 3 minutes-

@YungGreyvy 3 года назад

What else did we expect from them, to be fair

@triviapluto7240 3 года назад

omg hualian

@gingko_maple 3 года назад

@@triviapluto7240 hualian invented love

@triviapluto7240 3 года назад

@@gingko_maple so true so true

@TheGraceOfEbonee 3 года назад

"Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" is going to become a thing isn't it.

@SqualorOpera 3 года назад

Yes

@oddcrafter1270 3 года назад

They should tape the bottle of glue to the paper and stick it on their wall. Source: I wrote "CAUTION" on a triangular piece of cardboard and stuck it on my bedroom wall; I had cut said piece from a shipping box, slicing my leg open in the process.

@oxfordisacoyote 3 года назад

Is "Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" officially a pRoTiP??

@dalehanna01 3 года назад

maybe this will one day replace DDDNE (dead dove, do not eat)

@myahitt1247 3 года назад

Don’t give us ideas

@illuminox_764 3 года назад

The “dumb ways to die” song LITERALLY tells you not to eat super glue bruh

@roxy5759 3 года назад

They literally played both of the games together as well 😂

@himynameisdan9259 3 года назад

Fun fact about that song: I’d probably be dead if I hadn’t heard it because I was about to take my toast out with a fork and my friend was like NO ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID

@hollyrussell6599 3 года назад

My older brother took out his toast with two knives when he was about 16 😂

@himynameisdan9259 3 года назад

@@nephrite6180 thanks 😈 it’s iconic

@LookingGlassLibrary 3 года назад

New Marvel Series: The Adventures of Glue Guy and Deodorant Boy.

@AC-ud2gz 3 года назад

i can't believe you missed the alliteration of deodorant dude!! a missed opportunity fren

@LookingGlassLibrary 3 года назад

@@AC-ud2gz LOL. I did consider it, but somehow Dan just doesn't seem like a "dude" person to me.

@AC-ud2gz 3 года назад

@@LookingGlassLibrary y'know what that's absolutely fair

@natashaO-O 3 года назад

sounds like a take on mermaid man and barnacle boy

@jadecormode2854 3 года назад

what about “deodorant dan”?

@lilaroberts8101 3 года назад

imagining phil walking in with a pale face saying “call 999.” would scare the shit out of me

@vanessagripton6718 3 года назад

phil is so scary

@trxggerhxppy9257 3 года назад

sounds terrifying

@yeah8030 3 года назад

@@trxggerhxppy9257 i’m t-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d

@kisbored2189 3 года назад

@@yeah8030 NO

@macularius 3 года назад

"BUT NOT FOR ME" and so the question of which one murders the other first was finally answered

@kristenpower9848 3 года назад

Why is this bringing back memories of Dan spraying deodorant in his eye

@threecatsinacoat 3 года назад

same vibe of: oh god it's minor but I'm dying

@vikcatilhoon 3 года назад

dan and phil and chemicals

@c-seoul 3 года назад

same shirt

@july_juli 3 года назад

That was my first thought!!

@dexa6623 3 года назад

I was judging Phil but you reminded me.

@virtualboyscout4416 3 года назад

I like that one of the concerns was the neighbors seeing Phil with broken taped up glasses bc oh how embarrassing and then an entire ambulance shows up

@hollystar311 3 года назад

Incredibly poetic

@kaitlynchan8382 3 года назад

i think that was in their old place tho? but yeah LMAO

@alegratafoya1332 3 года назад

The amount of sexual innuendos and jokes in a video that’s SUPPOSED to be about a MEDICAL EMERGENCY

@alexsiriley 3 года назад

humour is a good way of dealing with serious issues (plus like 80% of medical issues sound like sexual innuendos/jokes)

@misswordlesswonder 2 года назад

Omg this comment has 911 likes!

@lemonlimeenzyme569 2 года назад

*Not anymore.*

@kin4386 2 года назад

Well they're being humorous about it because it actually wasn't a medical emergency, Phil just thought it was in the moment because he's a hypochondriac.

@pillowvibes 11 месяцев назад

to be fair, this is also a story of Phil putting something in his mouth that he shouldn’t have and having an undesirable result when he swallows the goo that comes out of it, he basically walked right into it

@caffeinefiendd 3 года назад

_me, seeing on twitter that they moved in successfully:_ aw i’m glad it went well and they survived this video: lol u thought

@oddcrafter1270 3 года назад

I mean, you were right about the second thing...

@BriJBabe1234 3 года назад

A long time ago Louise said that she’d call Dan in an emergency versus Phil, and to this day she’s correct (as exemplified by Dan’s packing of Phil’s bag)

@621beachgirl 3 года назад

Yes!! I thought of that too

@zippyoldschool4557 3 года назад

The fact the Phil can clearly recall swallowing the glue and afterward STILL went “I must’ve not swallowed it” is baffling to me

@clairoswife Год назад

he was lying to himself

@Prabh_ 3 года назад

I’m imagining Phil walking into Dan’s room like a child walking to their parent’s room telling them they threw up

@eshitab3865 3 года назад

literally, the walk of shame and everything.

@Nico-qb4kp 3 года назад

Literally

@Number-vz3ml 3 года назад

I would take the throw up walk of shame over the "I know I'm supposed to have been sleeping for the past hour but now I've got a plastic bead stuck up my nose lol" walk of shame I did at least twice as a child

@JimTom 3 года назад

I frew up 🕴

@softiejace 3 года назад

SAME ENERGY

@LaurenB016 3 года назад

Dan: Judges Phil for accidentally swallowing glue Also Dan: Sprayed deodorant in his eye before going on a flight.

@YouTubeSupportSucks 3 года назад

To be fair, Dan was drunk and Phil was sober.

@AnnaS-es2yr 3 года назад

^i was just about to say that

@LaurenB016 3 года назад

@@AnnaS-es2yr “Great minds think alike”

@kriaallison 3 года назад

ok i know what you're talking about but i also misread as 'going in a fight' and now I'm just imagining 2021 dan trying his best in a fistfight while screaming with a hand over his eye

@LaurenB016 3 года назад

@@kriaallison Lmao!

@alex-fs9yt 3 года назад

I can't believe it's already been 2 years since they both came out. Now they are independent homeowners! And Dan has a book out! So proud of them living their lives.

@HelloKitty60621 3 года назад

TWO YEARS?? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE 8 MONTHS AGO

@alex-fs9yt 3 года назад

@@HelloKitty60621 time flies

@cassia-andor6445 2 года назад

I feel like a proud mom.

@i_am_leslie1419 2 года назад

BRO 2 YEARS??? Where’d the time go omfg

@faithjp7976 2 года назад

Are they together or just friends ? Proud of them for coming out I haven’t checked in in years

@PureMossy 3 года назад

Phil really said “god has let me live another day and I’m about to make it Dan’s problem.”

@bluntedclaws2254 3 года назад

This isn’t really any more stupid than when Dan sprayed deodorant in his eye.

@xemmiliumx 3 года назад

I genuinely can't tell which is more embarrassing

@bluntedclaws2254 3 года назад

@@xemmiliumx exactly!

@tori5738 3 года назад

Hmm I don’t know, the deodorant thing could happen to anyone, whereas purposely biting the ‘lid’ of super glue on the other hand…

@macm.3889 3 года назад

I just got spray deodorant, and I am terrified

@brenna5200 3 года назад

Not to diss Phil, but Dan’s was an accident. Phil’s was a very deliberate action. But as a fellow glasses-wearer, I can sympathize

@awhellyeah12 3 года назад

Not to be too 2015 but “can Dan come I’m scared” was very sweet

@Chloe-jl6jo 3 года назад

So cute

@ahhh4117 3 года назад

Its just about needing that support bby

@shweeneex 3 года назад

My first thought was just "of course he did" Edit: fuck I forgot it unlikes it..FAQ

@el02 3 года назад

typical dan ig

@notyep_ 3 года назад

SAME LMAO

@maybecalyx 3 года назад

100 Likes in 2 minutes-

@natalieclaire6047 3 года назад

It’s something that feels so normal for him knowing how clumsy the both are lmfaoo

@yupluto4843 3 года назад

RIGHT???

@NellCurley 3 года назад

Now I know why they live together: *Phil cannot be trusted to live by himself or he will ingest glue or fall down the stairs and die* Dan is basically saving his life just by being under the same roof.

@darlaeckart4770 3 года назад

“I’m not good at telling stories” phil that’s literally what you do I think you’re doing alright most of the time

@IronicallyItsEmily 3 года назад

The fact I’ve accidentally consumed super glue on several occasions by doing the exact same thing as Phil and HAVENT thought to go to the hospital is concerning

@mustnz998 3 года назад

The fact that you've done it SEVERAL times concerns me. Are you good?

@stilesisnotneurotypical 2 года назад

I live in America and have bad health insurance, I could probably eat a whole tube of super glue by accident and not think to go to the hospital.

@two5arin893 2 года назад

Whenever I've gotten super glue on my hand I've just.... Chewed it off 😃 and I've probably ate too much of it at this point

@Genderanarchy 11 месяцев назад

Just American things

@maggielaw6320 5 месяцев назад

This thread is for my fellow Americans, I see

@freijapersson305 3 года назад

Dan and Phil: Complaining for years about ambulances in the middle of the night Dan and Phil now: Are the ones calling an ambulance in the middle of the night

@helenanaubert7045 3 года назад

Character growth 😌

@arkhamayden 3 года назад

Their arc furthers

@boocrimson7720 3 года назад

I would say character development but I think that's going in the wrong direction

@xFanysk 3 года назад

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 🤷

@prettyupsetnerd5118 3 года назад

corruption arc

@marsvilla7128 3 года назад

Phil was having the cheesy movie moment of oops I'm so clumsy in front of a hot guy with his mask getting stuck and meanwhile Dan was living the final scene from Fleabag

@Nush 3 года назад

This made me CACKLE lmao

@skibbos 3 года назад

LMAO I WAS THINKING THE SAME

@alexismaldonado9129 3 года назад

Wtf I was thinking of fleabag too😂😂😭

@darkwadah 3 года назад

Phil: *in an ambulance after eating glue, getting his mask stuck in the blood pressure machine* Dan, watching from afar: 🧍‍♂️🦊

@thegrxve 3 года назад

with tears in my eyes, he still uses the 8$ firework effect

@theartistmo6248 3 года назад

I can’t believe someone else remembers that lmao, I’m glad those $8 dollars didn’t go to waste

@bugbear2357 3 года назад

He's getting his money's worth even now

@callmek5 3 года назад

RIGHT

@jamiejo2000 3 года назад

I’m not gonna cry

@willowthegobbo 3 года назад

Don't cry..... craft

@Noah_the_wolf_ 3 года назад

I missed Phil accidently making dirty jokes and Dan pulling a confused yet supportive face

@zeeSweet 3 года назад

“I finally have some D in me!” -phil talking about vitamin d from the sun dan: 🤨😐🤔

@notfreddie9285 3 года назад

Memento Mori

@Noah_the_wolf_ 3 года назад

@@notfreddie9285 memento mori my friend

@xlexcon 3 года назад

@@Noah_the_wolf_ memento mori again

@syalea6459 3 года назад

@@xlexcon nice profile pic. also, memento mori too

@moonflower9035 3 года назад

Dan: I packed Phil’s bag, phone, phone charger- Phil: My phone was on 1% so I couldn’t use it

@depressedcolombian1999 3 года назад

Dan wasn't able to give Phil his bag, because he wasn't allowed in the ambulance with Phil

@im_a_monsta1913 3 года назад

Dan’s real judgey for someone who sprayed deodorant in their eyes 😂

@thebeequeen9846 3 года назад

Yes lol

@MusaKitty 3 года назад

Lmao

@krishaunafisher 3 года назад

RIGHT

@caitmorgan 3 года назад

LMAOOOOO

@moon_prism_power1352 3 года назад

Exactly!

@nathair7388 3 года назад

new merch idea: booty shorts that say "Naughty! ⚠ DO NOT EAT" in the back

@oodlespaos 3 года назад

My parents would absolutely never allow me to get these even for around the house but I still NEED these to be a thing

@_gremlinboy 3 года назад

Somebody tag dan on Twitter

@lithiumkid 3 года назад

holy shit i need those in my life

@oliviacaron7088 3 года назад

I want a pair

@Sentientmatter8 3 года назад

Yes please. I do want those to l wear at home where no one will see. I would even buy that on a t shirt.

@frankie6597 3 года назад

"please daddy glue open me and give me your juice" I feel so bad for every person who just found Dan from his book, think that he's this incredible wholesome person, and then hear that line.

@novas2905 3 года назад

wouldn't necessarily call his book the most wholesome thing... had quite some innuendos as weird stories

@frankie6597 3 года назад

yes yes very true

@TheOriginalDalamanza 3 года назад

"I walked in to see Dan again and tapped on the glass" phil, you're not supposed to tap on the glass of the tank, it disturbs the dans UPDATE: in the latest assumptions video, Phil mentioned Dan has taken up aquascaping. Nice to know he's taking the time to 🌊decorate🌊

@Anna-zo7dj 3 года назад

FAV COMMENT HERE

@kisbored2189 3 года назад

this is my favorite comment omg

@haajiraaziz9723 3 года назад

I was wondering what that was about tbh

@drylagoon 3 года назад

i giggled

@DarleneLesmana Год назад

enrichment time in his enclosure

@ConniSmiley 3 года назад

"I wasn't thinking straight..." "Phil, we both had this moment in 2019. We're gay." "I'm ThiNkiNg GaY..." Idk why that was so hilarious and adorable but it was

@RenaissanceRockerBoy 3 года назад

The fact that every Dan and phil stan is gay now is fitting and very funny

@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! Me funny (!!!) vids are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to thumb down me XTREMELY FUNNY vids! Do you think me funny (!!!) vids are funny, dear con

@caya6394 3 года назад

The fact that this is almost becoming a series is worrying

@boocrimson7720 3 года назад

Well first Dan nearly blinded himself and tried to play it off as if he was fine, and technically speaking he was, and now Phil has almost poisoned himself with glue... it's just kinda the perpetual mood of their lives at this point

@red0421 3 года назад

They need somebody to just check in every now and then to make sure they're alive and not injured from some accidentally-self-inflicted-Home-Alone nonsense. Oh God they _would_ .

@tlouitas 3 года назад

“I wasn’t thinking straight.” No one: Dan: _neither of us ever are_

@datsvewynice 3 года назад

i’ve never seen anything more married than this and it only just started

@CoffeeQueen03 3 года назад

I know😭💕

@_Krazy.Kayla_ 3 года назад

They shared a sofa to sleep on and no one is mentioning this!

@dil-707 3 года назад

ARE WE ALL SKIPPING OVER THE FACT THAT DAN SAID “DANISNOTONFIRE” AS HIS CHANNEL NAME????

@dil-707 3 года назад

21:21

@lyricsmind 3 года назад

Yeah, I was like " what?😯?" I really hope he makes youtube content again🤞

@timecrayon 3 года назад

omgs i didn't even notice 😂

@zephzephyrus 3 года назад

mans forgot he rebranded

@dioverboard 3 года назад

OMG I DIDNT NOTICE

@jahanarahgraham8003 3 года назад

The way Dan describes living with Phil sounds like he’s Phil’s parent and I love it 💀💀💀

@millie420 3 года назад

Alternative title: Dan and Phil’s first near death experience in the new house

@thatladdyp4233 3 года назад

Not Dan sassing phil like he didn’t spray his own eye with deodorant

@lucassrandomstuff9507 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@nekovannox 3 года назад

And, let's be honest, Phil at least got concerned

@angi217 3 года назад

@yazminrC9870 3 года назад

BEST COMMENT EVER

@julianarocha9370 3 года назад

RIGHTTT

@axsh111 3 года назад

Dan, probably, after this incident, "I don't want to *stick* with this guy anymore."

@lonelypancake 3 года назад

Go to pun jail

@Periwinkie22 3 года назад

L E A V E

@gamzeemakarasemptyfaygo 3 года назад

This is the comedy police, the joke's too funny! 🔫👮

@the.muffin 3 года назад

Too bad for dan, they might as well be attached at the hip Its the only pun i could think of khfskbf

@bronwyn2380 3 года назад

as an american it’s lowkey crazy to hear how accessible healthcare is LMAO, i would’ve had to drive myself to the hospital IF i did anything about it💀

@БанкаШпротов 2 года назад

Its not that good, but still acceptable

@uponthebay 2 года назад

@@БанкаШпротов it depends on where you live and what hospitals are nearby. Some are great, some are terrible

@_gremlinboy 2 года назад

I always think about this, like last year I stabbed myself through the foot with a screwdriver that had resin all over it and I was like welp I don't have insurance so if I die I die

@ellaelliott4415 Год назад

Yep. I always try to avoid the doctor and the ER even if I’m really sick because I don’t wanna pay for it, just to get mediocre care/be waiting for four literal days before getting a room just to be told I was slowly dying from a colon infection

@bunniikittii Год назад

FRRRRRR i busted my chin open when I was 13 and I told my mom to just use the medical glue we had to glue it together... and guess what??? I still have a scar but my chin is back to normallll

@corismith3571 3 года назад

hearing them tell a story together made me realize how different their storytelling is but how much I love both their styles

@mabel6085 3 года назад

phil is an incredibly accurate representation of me trying to tell a story, so now i feel more confident in the fact that i’m not the only person who is unable to tell a story without creating 10 other stories

@madisonm2167 3 года назад

I was laughing at him but I know this is exactly what I do too 😹

@longlivethegays 3 года назад

i usually know who's listening to me and who's not because when i tell a story i create a tangent and then i try to go back but i've forgotten what i was saying and i need someone to tell me lol.

@valeries1764 3 года назад

The filter of a handsome medic is so funny I literally cried

@alissabutterworth3826 3 года назад

i really hope phil knows we are happy to see even just a glimpse of his house and doesn’t feel too pressured to show it all if he doesn’t want :) also the fact dan also be sympathetic while annoyed is a skill i have not yet mastered.

@francesatty7022 3 года назад

love how youre calling it phils house dans paying him rent

@alissabutterworth3826 3 года назад

@@francesatty7022 oh my gosh i didn’t even notice. THEIR HOUSE. THEY OWN A HOUSE. that’s still so odd to say.

@RobertIDK 3 года назад

GUYS BEING DUDES :D

@raven2887 3 года назад

you here and them back is bringing back so many memories

@lizzung5849 3 года назад

ROBERT¡!!!!

@Krystinelle 3 года назад

Hey there Robert!

@pandafam0416 3 года назад

HEYYYYYYY

@pandafam0416 3 года назад

BOOP TROOP UNITE!

@oeleos6730 3 года назад

The goddamn ass chair in this sober, well designed room kills me

@phe.mp3 3 года назад

LMAO right?

@phe.mp3 3 года назад

But long live the ass chair

@beautifulnightmare7551 3 года назад

Please it looks like the dark academia aesthetic but cheeky

@autumnsprite 3 года назад

@@beautifulnightmare7551 extra cheeky

@beautifulnightmare7551 3 года назад

@@autumnsprite extra butt cheeky

@sofiakontomisios3694 Год назад

as a raging hypochondriac myself it's kind of nice and comforting to see someone else have the same sort of thought process/panic with any sort of symptom or any sort of situation like this lol

@maddieh925 3 года назад

Phil is the reason they now have to add "DO NOT INGEST" on the back of the bottle

@BeaTheBear28 3 года назад

For external use only: *squeezes a whole tube of moisturizer up ass*

@bobbbies1880 3 года назад

phil: *leaves* dan: *promptly removes pig*

@hopedavids2310 3 года назад

When I watch Phil I literally feel like I'm watching a Sesame Street special about trying to teach kids that it's important to not panic in scary situations. Thanks for being the Mr. Rogers of RU-vid, Phil.

@emerdoherty720 3 года назад

phil: [survives global pandemic] also phil: [ingests glue]

@savannahrusso5117 3 года назад

Young Dan: Wow this guy is so cool. I wanna be his friend Adult Dan: This man is a massive dork. What is my life?

@Yumixfan 3 года назад

Young Dan (when I was also young): Wow this guy is so cool. I wanna be his friend Adult Dan(now that I'm an adult): This man is a massive dork. I wanna be his friend

@drawingkupfer6967 3 года назад

That change tho

@SamDeFalcon 3 года назад

This title is nostalgic in a strange way…. Maybe because Phil is known for being clumsy.

@liamcherie369 3 года назад

I had the same thought 💭

@beyza9436 3 года назад

dan and phil, someone with khr in their profile pic... this feels like 2014 for me oh my god

@TarisLuna 3 года назад

But that was more than just clumsy....

@SamDeFalcon 3 года назад

@@beyza9436 PFFFFF

@SamDeFalcon 3 года назад

@@TarisLuna I just finished the video, lol, it’s clumsy brain process, logic was out the window.

@wormsoffstrings 3 года назад

I work in the NHS and I have to tell you that you will become one of the legendary storys that we tell as a teaching moment, my team uses the lady who got head butted by a llama. That A&E will have your glue story

@Sentientmatter8 3 года назад

This comment deserves more likes.

@milliereeves2215 3 года назад

Imagine kids in school having a safety day and they get guest appearances from a policeman, a fireman, and Phil telling them to not eat glue.

@Zubiila 3 года назад

I mean we had someone come and tell us not to sniff glue. A bit different, I know, but somehow I could totally see this happening 😂

@ChrissaTodd 3 года назад

or the hot paramedic comes in to talk about phil eating glue

@katanabandet4706 3 года назад

The “handsome” filter on Phil to be the hot medic is so funny

@conversekitty3378 2 года назад

Just imagine. Being able. To call an ambulance. Over that. And not owing 1000 dollars. Like. Mind blown.

@MicukoFelton 2 года назад

Isn't that just something normal? Oh wait, you must be from the USA.

@Glaycier 10 месяцев назад

@@MicukoFelton😭😭

@Jenny_796 3 года назад

Feel like the person who nearly blinded themselves hours before their flight to another country deserves to have a friend like that

@dangerliesbeforeyou 3 года назад

the fact that phil thinks we'd judge him for this as if we haven't all been watching him be clumsy & nearly kill himself and/or dan for the last god knows how many years lol

@ash-hm4bt 3 года назад

No seriously😭

@miloislame 3 года назад

I had a hot paramedic while being driven to the mental hospital, so I feel you

@kltbird182 3 года назад

Dan's face at the end when Phil says "hey you were still 29 then" absolutely KILLED me

@Potatofiend16 3 года назад

I'm disappointed Phil didn't notice that the pig was gone.

@farinatasmia9134 3 года назад

same

@ravendusk8382 3 года назад

"Home owning homosexuals" and "I've never seen an ass that long" two things I'd want written on a hoodie. 😅

@purpleheartdaze899 3 года назад

his milkshake brings all the spills to the wall and Phil’s like, ‘it’s my house now, y’all’

@Panda72021 3 года назад

⚠️Criminally underrated comment ⚠️

@AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA 3 года назад

Ahsjdkfjej help-

@krishashah3661 3 года назад

This deserves more likes 😂

@cait3666 3 года назад

This is insanely underrated

@madigoddard1267 3 года назад

This is giving me major “reasons why dan’s a fail” vibes but now it’s Phil instead of Dan

@antoniacosta6221 3 года назад

It's a phail (I'm so sorry I'll leave)

@bookenjoyer3970 3 года назад

@@antoniacosta6221 nice hahaha

@sssophie9292 3 года назад

Did everyone else hear it as they read it?

@pitpat2928 3 года назад

(yay)

@wovencoven 3 года назад

@@antoniacosta6221 yasss I was just about to say reasons why Phil’s a phail

@marvelpovs2412 4 месяца назад

in Phil's defense, i also open glues with my mouth. it glues itself shut and there's no other way to open it. but i also never leave the lids off my glue. WHO LEAVES THE LID OFF OF SUPER GLUE?!

@nessysnook 3 года назад

the video: **why dan had to call an ambulance** me: AGAIN?!

@quietstories795 3 года назад

Lol i came to comment the same thing

@rhiannaross 3 года назад

moral of the story: don’t do diy at 2am whilst sleep deprived

@randomgirl2173 3 года назад

Ooo.. no.. I think you missed the point, as phil points out at the end the moral is simply 'don't eat glue and look after your health'

@chloepatrick12 3 года назад

@@randomgirl2173

@red0421 3 года назад

Too late.

@ChrissaTodd 3 года назад

@@randomgirl2173 then dan corrected him that, that is not the moral as people know that lol

@Sentientmatter8 3 года назад

The moral is "don't eat glue" you weren't paying attention.

@liamross340 2 года назад

i don’t think i’ll ever get over them just casually mentioning they’re gay. like i’m so proud they’re just able and willing to say it randomly

@murasakimirai6063 3 года назад

"Why dan had to call an ambulance", Honestly i'm not even surprised anymore at this point

@red0421 3 года назад

I'm surprised the hospital hasn't seen more of them.

@aulyla9004 3 года назад

“This push pop bangin’” “That’s a glue stick”

@ellaisplotting 3 года назад

Amazing 😆

@randomgrmlin 3 года назад

Lmao literally!

@user-vt1zr9fo2c 3 года назад

That's the version of the story phil was too embarrassed to tell us

@taliaa.5471 2 года назад

I used to watch Dan and Phil religiously as a teenager and now I check back in every now and then, and somehow, they have ALWAYS just moved

@4EverATVAddict 3 года назад

There is nothing quite like injuring yourself in the dumbest way as an adult, and then having to tell legitimate doctors and nurses how dumb you've been. *flashback of when I poisoned myself with flowers because I wanted a cottage-esque garden*

@samanthasarco8665 3 года назад

WAIT LMAO pls share ur story 🥺🤣

@emmalemma94 3 года назад

😂 I need to know

@zoe_murtagh_03 3 года назад

Probably the most dramatic title Phil has ever done.

@pandajesus5052 3 года назад

It’s up there with “why I went to hospital” and “something we want to tell you”

@kisbored2189 3 года назад

@@pandajesus5052 and literally all of the phil and phriends series

@popliuythj 3 года назад

Paramedic Fabio, instead of using a stretcher, just carries Phil down to the wambulance with his anime muscles and asks how he can help Phil "I swallowed glue D: "

@NonbinaryRatt 3 года назад

Is it bad my first thought was “What did Phil do?? Is he still alive???” Edit: Godamnit Phil

@dannieon 3 года назад

Ur name is immaculate

@NonbinaryRatt 3 года назад

@@dannieon thank you 😌

@mosshealy3280 3 года назад

Lmfaooooo we basically posted the same comment

@Taegyn_Artemis 3 года назад

Im just gonna call you Thomas S.

@theDeathgirl045 3 года назад

1 i love your name and 2 the dsmp is taking over people's pfp

@starrydawnkh2432 3 года назад

me seeing a wild Dan in the vid and it's after midnight: ooooh, the volume stays down, fellas

@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper 3 года назад

To be fair, it’s always after midnight

@heutenachtistmeintag3328 3 года назад

Hey, I thought this story would go in the direction of "I thought the glue was eyedrops" so I'm actually quite relieved

@relatableusername 3 года назад

Ngl... I thought that was a possibility. But seeing he still has his two eyes was a huge relief. Otherwise he would have became the other Phil. The one with the straking blue eye.

@mysterysunfurled 3 года назад

@@relatableusername OMG I GOT THAT REFERENCE

@relatableusername 3 года назад

@@mysterysunfurled I'm happy to see that! :D I was afraid no one would get it

@kisbored2189 3 года назад

@@relatableusername omg

@TimeBucks 3 года назад

Phil really has done it all

@Sheikrisvan1991 3 года назад

Yes but more thing will work done

@ChristionGirl45 3 года назад

No, he has yet to need an organ from Dan, once that happens, then he will of done it all! 😅😂

@anthonysmith7504 3 года назад

That’s what she said

@whythenumber 2 года назад

The man the myth the legend

@ariannamattiacci3861 3 года назад

my volume when Dan is in Phil's videos and everyone's asleep: 📈📈📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📈📈📈📉📉📉📉📉📉

@sweetgirl070707 3 года назад

This graphic also works for me listening with earphones on

@littlegreensunflower3547 3 года назад

How is Dan simultaneously so quiet sometimes to the point I can't hear him for shit and other times he just breaks the fucking sound barrier?? 😂

@rynrichards4980 3 года назад

me too man

@viannaise 3 года назад

phil’s sweater is the most absolutely positively comfiest thing i have ever seen. so incredibly stunning i want FIVE

@ChristionGirl45 3 года назад

*Why I Went To Hospital* *Why I Went To Hospital (Again)* *Why Dan Had To Call An Ambulance* The next title is just going to be "Why Dan Had To Give Me One Of His Kidneys!" At the rate Phil is going! 😂