Why do Star Wars shows stink SO BAD??? PYEW 

‘ farts are a common thing ‘. Best opening to a video ever

"So if you havnt seen these shows consider me jealous" Real 😂

The intro got Batman scratching his head. Also Edging to you rn.

Bro was gone for 5 months and in his first proper video back, his first words are "farts are a common thing", this why I love you 😂😂

My glorious king with another upload. You are feeding us well my lord.

The ass pain cannot be undone...

Every one of you’re videos is a damn hit man. Keep up the quality work.

Andor?? 👀 also welcome back my guy looking forward to seeing where the channel goes from here

Wait he wasn’t joking about uploading?!😂 love to see it

The intro is a fucking masterpiece

Nothing better than to come back from school and edge to Vorpal

Every Star Wars show honestly just looks low production. The quality has dipped the more of these shows they try and push out. Disney should’ve just stuck to Star Wars movies, and animated shows.

I don't agree with your take on Kenobi. Everything else is spot on. Kenobi was a war hero, yes. However, bro suffered the loss of constant war, the end of the Jedi Order (everything he knew since childhood), and the betrayal of his best friend/student. His PTSD and survivor's guilt makes sense with the context we've seen him endure in the Prequels and Clone Wars. War veterans can suffer PTSD and still be war heroes because war is cruel. Kenobi is tasked with protecting Luke and doesn't want to attract the Empire's attention. Kenobi saving the other child of Anakin also makes sense because Leia is just as important as Luke. And everything with Vader was handled really well imo. This show is far from perfect, but Kenobi's arc was consistent.

Our king has returned 😱🐐. loving the gameplay in the background that grevious & maul combo sure is a scary one to face 😂 @1:15 edit: the iden & dooku combo is scary as well 😂

1) Love to see you back man; I used to think that Star Wars movies needed Dave Filoni or George Lucas back but you make a really valid point about the need for new perspectives. I trust that eventually we'll get to see more of that, like we did with Andor. 2) I'm really sorry to go off-topic, but I got banned from your discord server because some anti-furry dude kept spam-pinging the mods to do it. He's been spamming my dms with threats and accusations about how I'd "fuck an animal" and disgusting stuff like that so after 2-3 weeks of 59 pings and messages I remaked with a sarcastic "Uh huh, sure buddy. I'm coming for the dog in your backyard." and then he screenshotted that and gaslit a chunk of people into thinking I was a zoophile. I dm'ed one of your mods about it, they unbanned me, but out of nowhere I got banned again with no explanation.

Shows like ANDOR and The jedi series, even the new deadpool movie have to fight against Disney to make something good. It's a miracle that rogue one was any good.

Who got the“Goddamn bullseye” on their first guess?

Words cannot describe the horror of Star Wars Disney plus

vorpal why u do me like that in the first 1 min and 30 sec

The empire stroke back

Divorced the wife because she tried to kiss me while I was watching this

I just woke up from that Nauseous gas and now I’m here

This video was in my recommendations. Intro was about farts. Instant sub.

Do like a video on watching kotor movies specifically the one with the brothers and say which one characters you had a stronger connection to the brothers or Rey skywalker 😂

"It's safe to say that Star Wars will be in the hands of Disney for a long time. That is until I get my hands on $65 billion." LET'S START SELLING ORGANS AND GIVING THE STAR WARS GOAT HIMSELF THE MONEY FELLAS

this video made me fucking bust everywhere 10/10

Glad I didn’t bother with the shows. Only saw the clone wars finale and was like that’s enough. Was pissed three episodes were wasted on ahsoka and her meth heads

A+ intro, grabbed my consistent attention. The intro should be used in a college essay.

I like these shorter video essays keep em coming

Heyyyyy Vorpal. So they did go with Option B and worked on a High Republic series. And good god. Just let Star Wars die at this point. It would be a mercy killing.

this opening is too good lmao. i love this channel

This video got me so excited I accidentally smashed a wine bottle on my wife's head #LOL

It’s always a good dinner when vorpal posts

watching vorpal talk more shit about the book if boba is a dream come true🙏

Disney really killed my passion for star wars, the only new thing that i maybe care about are the video-games but, even then it depends.

Vorpal have you read the Thrawn books

What do you think about the acolyte?

Bro goes half a year with no vids but they are still perfect unlike Ashoka's videos or Liver king's organs

2 uploads in 2 days I think I just shit myself

star wars shows suck because disney makes them and doesnt listen to the fans when it comes to the story. They then try and take shortcuts and make them look cheap and boring. Kenobi, Book of Boba Fett and Mando season 3 are HUMONGOUS WASTED POTENTIAL, what couldve been some of the best shows turned into lazy rushed sloppy and cheap shows.

7:52 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

that intro... * insert Danny DeVito in shock meme *

The intro pulled me in immediately

what disgusts me the most is there are people who actually love these new shows and ready to defend it at all times

I cry of happiness when i see this guy upload

Vorpal I would love to see movie reviews from you ❤

3rd harry potter was by Alfanso Cuaron u silly little goose

Yo what do you think about andor?

it feels like they’re missing the point of star wars. nothing feels original anymore and it’s all so boring. the mandalorian and its first season was nice. i liked everything about it, but after that.. it was such a blah storyline. the book of boba fett was so boring and i hated every bit of it… not to mention that they had to bring mando in for an episode or two to keep people watching. i just want something good. is that so hard to ask for? with all these cheesy shows, they could produce something amazing. anyway, it’s good to see you back.

Did you see star war battlefront classic collection

disney really shoved our fav characters down the drain didn’t they… 😭 star wars content been hella dry lately 😕

New Era

Those jump swings were so raunchy on a real note 🗒️ though you should get bf2 classic collection🗿

my god yes we’re back in business

*this ninja just doesnt miss* 😮‍💨

Vorpal what is your opinion on the bad batch show?

Great video as always 🔥 good to hear from you again man

Opinion on andor?

Vorpal 2 days in a row?

The large number of Star Wars fans who just whine and complain about all the new stuff and still praise the prequels are hilarious

Yo vorpal can you do a show review on the acolyte it’s probably the worst show yet and I think you have a chance to roast Disney some more and at the same time milk the situation dry. It’s so funny what Disney is doing and retaliating at the fans with

Idk what's happening at all

MY KING IS BACK

MARCH IS ABOUT TO BE SOOO FIREE🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️FUCK FINALS BRO.. IM WATCHING VORPAL🙏🙏❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥❤️💯🗣️💯💯🗣️

i cant lie that is the best intro of all time.

Who let you near the kitchen? That's shit is 🔥. Keep it going.

When everyone needed him most.... HE CAME BACK

yessss thanks vorpal for the upload..... love you

WE ARE SO BACK

The GOAT is back🔥🔥💯💯🗣️🗣️

Daddy vorpal coming in clutch with the uploads 2 days in a row❤

The only good Disney content now is the High Republic

Live, Laugh, Vorpal

bro cooked with this one☠️

HE IS BACK AGAIN 💪

Wow he`s alive i love this man

Edging or mewing? 🤫🧏‍♂️

2nd most real video of 2024 (beaten out by drake)

Vorpal miss your videos

fuck he’s so back

You have a fascinating obsession with farts and methane gas

purrrr clock it vorpal

mando was alr

Still holding that V card?

Hey father

Finally early for a Daddy Vorpal video!!!!🖤 Notice me Senpai!!😍

Its so good to have our lord and savior back once more, dont leave us again lord

The Mandalorian is a good show

Fire vid bro

hey vorpal hru

skbidi has better lore thh

VORPAL UPLOADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

you liking ahsoka series is a big miss from you

Yea it's ass, only good Starwars rn is bad batch

Alas, the blessings of life's truest form of happiness is upon us, seek not the profound revelations that were once prophesised for here is a seed; one that will blossom into a figure of absolute power and control over the happiness levels in each and every one of us, and so be grateful as you are here now in the heart of the new beginnings, and what will come can only be dreamed of by the very select few who can perceive the future.

very nice

Play warthunder

Fat w

hes back!

Bro must be a Harvard grad with his exquisite vocabulary