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Why Don't We All Have Cancer? 

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Thanks to Cancer Research UK! www.cancerresearchuk.org
Links to LEARN MORE and SOURCES are below.
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What is cancer?
www.cancerresearchuk.org/cance...
www.cancerresearchuk.org/cance...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallmark...
Visualizing the prevention of cancer: www.cancerresearchuk.org/cance...
10 cancer MYTHS debunked: scienceblog.cancerresearchuk.o...
other cancer articles:
www.slate.com/articles/health_...
www.nytimes.com/2014/01/05/sun...
www.pbs.org/wgbh/takeonestep/c...
www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-co...
www.wired.com/2013/05/al_argca...
www.theguardian.com/environmen...
Stirling Engine: www.grand-illusions.com/acatal...
Stirling Engine: VIDEO: • Heat of your hand Stir...
dying cells: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16...
dead outer-layer of skin (the HORNY layer): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratum_...
human skin in dust: ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000...
mistakes in DNA replication: www.nature.com/scitable/topicp...
how long it takes cells to divide: www.wisegeek.org/how-long-does...
not all genetic mutations causes cancer: ghr.nlm.nih.gov/handbook/mutat...
leading causes of death (in US): i1213.photobucket.com/albums/c...
unbalanced skin damage:
www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/...
www.sungrubbies.com/product_in...
Giraffe tongues: www.noozhawk.com/article/10260...
DNA repair mechanisms: www.abcam.com/index.html?pagec...
the Selection Shadow: www.nature.com/scitable/knowle...
life expectancy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_exp...
Living after cancer diagnosis stats: www.cancerresearchuk.org/about...
losing cells: www.madsci.org/posts/archives/...
Cancer and the metaphor of war: www.theguardian.com/society/20...
Cool image gallery: publications.nigms.nih.gov/bio...
extra: why do we age and die?
www.todayifoundout.com/index.p...
www.psychologytoday.com/blog/a...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutio...

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Комментарии : 23 тыс.   
@Susanchacon1979
@Susanchacon1979 5 лет назад
“You’re covered in death” I knew it wasn’t a phase.
@imtheh4cker110
@imtheh4cker110 5 лет назад
Told you mom
@flux4604
@flux4604 5 лет назад
666 likes lmao
@quandaledingle4488
@quandaledingle4488 5 лет назад
YEAH MOM
@prototype8534
@prototype8534 5 лет назад
1000th like this is satisfying 😂
@Scrumtrulescent
@Scrumtrulescent 5 лет назад
It’s that DAMN phone
@valentinion6554
@valentinion6554 7 лет назад
1 minute of silence for the cells that died
@victormatterstorm196
@victormatterstorm196 7 лет назад
may they rest in peace
@twonumbernines9185
@twonumbernines9185 7 лет назад
May harambe bless them.
@Netherdan
@Netherdan 7 лет назад
Do we have to keep doing it or just once a day is enough?
@valentinion6554
@valentinion6554 7 лет назад
every time is dyes
@jens-olelarsen5245
@jens-olelarsen5245 7 лет назад
Lard
@bianka94825
@bianka94825 Год назад
Both my parents are terminally ill with stage 4 cancers. I witness them fade away gradually, despite trying every treatment under the sun. I fear i will get the diagnosis one day too. Really inspires me to live life to the fullest and don't take small joys for granted.
@nazgulbarakas5767
@nazgulbarakas5767 Год назад
Jesus!
@vleuname
@vleuname Год назад
@@nazgulbarakas5767 yessir i love that
@dominikgaming9913
@dominikgaming9913 Год назад
Matrix moment I am not going to be a slave
@s2q.1rah
@s2q.1rah Год назад
@@dominikgaming9913 shut up 💀 if u want to escape the ‘matrix’ so bad then just go be homeless
@subneo61
@subneo61 Год назад
Stay strong! ❤
@Reee505
@Reee505 Год назад
My friend has Auto-immune, and Cancer. It's heartbreaking that nothing can be done about it. She's a doctor and treats patients while being in tremendous pain and on heavy medications. They say she only has 1 or 2 years to live. I feel so helpless, not being able to do anything. I wouldn't wish this upon even my greatest foes. Wish there was away to help her.
@iroh66
@iroh66 Год назад
Really sorry to hear about this, friend. Take care of yourself
@eliasvm9554
@eliasvm9554 Год назад
I heard that many cancers can be erradicated by just changing the things you eat
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
@@eliasvm9554 Maybe. I heard of z lady who had an adopted kid and nobody to care for her if she died. So, she refused to die. Read her bible to the docs and outlived the.
@nataliemorett1911
@nataliemorett1911 11 месяцев назад
​@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823so God saved her???? Makes no sense since it's very hard to kill cancer with your own body LET ALONE A SINGLE BOOK but here is the things your body creates your cancer WOW CRAZY RIGHT so that means to only way to correct it or fix it is to be healthy and EAT HEALTHY but don't just eat green or meat cause that would be bad
@bable6314
@bable6314 11 месяцев назад
@@eliasvm9554 That's fake science. Please don't ever recommend that to people. That said, eating healthy DOES impact the chance of getting cancer in the first place; the healthier you eat, the less likely you are to get cancer.
@gooseman2376
@gooseman2376 5 лет назад
According to a 12 year old on Xbox I actually do have cancer
@4m33n
@4m33n 5 лет назад
Do they play Fortnite?
@BlueRockEye
@BlueRockEye 5 лет назад
@@4m33n Consider he/she is 12, most likely.
@fusionasylum2285
@fusionasylum2285 5 лет назад
Apparently my mum has it as well
@yahyeet1281
@yahyeet1281 5 лет назад
TGR no they play cod lol
@rikiey
@rikiey 5 лет назад
@@nordic8960 no he watch some edgy youtubers
@ImWithStupid230
@ImWithStupid230 4 года назад
Doctor: I’m sorry to say this, but you are diagnosed with cancer Vsauce: *”...Or am I?”*
@DeeJayFM
@DeeJayFM 4 года назад
What *is* cancer, really?
@birbin2443
@birbin2443 4 года назад
........" So as always thx for watching.." *Falls on floor*
@eddiepottr
@eddiepottr 4 года назад
"You see, what is cancer? Well..."
@homielove9305
@homielove9305 4 года назад
Underrated mader frikin comment
@duckurie59
@duckurie59 4 года назад
Or do you? *scared medical noises*
@rynax8432
@rynax8432 Год назад
This guy had insane quality videos even in 2014
@Squirrel-zq6oe
@Squirrel-zq6oe Год назад
Bro for real!
@jumentoqueanima
@jumentoqueanima 10 месяцев назад
For real! It's crazy to thing this is a 2014 RU-vid video, It's so well done on every aspect. Michael really is the best.
@catsniffer7645
@catsniffer7645 8 месяцев назад
In 2018, my mom was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Suprisingly, she was fighting it since 2011 until 2018 which was a long battle against cancer. Even though she passed she still inspired me to live the fullest and i think you should too!
@Lolo-wx7zc
@Lolo-wx7zc 7 месяцев назад
I’m sorry for your loss.
@epicdude7761
@epicdude7761 5 месяцев назад
dang man im so sorry for your loss its tough losing a family member, its great she inspired you though, shes in a better place :D
@Aurorossmc
@Aurorossmc 4 месяца назад
I am so sorry my family also doesn't have a good History with cancer it's so sad
@OrbiterVR
@OrbiterVR 2 месяца назад
My grandma fought it since 2011 and it finished in 2022…. It stopped since she died
@derkurde1034
@derkurde1034 2 месяца назад
Rest in Peace 😢
@thequartermaster6268
@thequartermaster6268 4 года назад
So, this means that we are dead in the outside too.
@nflreports7110
@nflreports7110 4 года назад
So. We're mistakes?
@glockusp9174
@glockusp9174 4 года назад
@@nflreports7110 no
@glockusp9174
@glockusp9174 4 года назад
@@nflreports7110 you are
@azumaki5229
@azumaki5229 4 года назад
Priti Baviskar holy sh*t dude u f**king killed him/her
@nflreports7110
@nflreports7110 4 года назад
@@glockusp9174 At least my name doesnt make me sound like a Soviet spy
@uncreativetrash2307
@uncreativetrash2307 5 лет назад
When a persON dies is it called a persOFF?
@meowBlitz
@meowBlitz 5 лет назад
UncreativeTrash and off and off and off and off and off and off
@kenneth2519
@kenneth2519 5 лет назад
Mind fucking blown
@samuraijackoff5354
@samuraijackoff5354 5 лет назад
We found ourselves a new Einstein.
@DanDan-yy5bo
@DanDan-yy5bo 5 лет назад
i've been dealing with existential depression for 27 years because of this comment, and since then, my dick got stuck in a vacuum cleaner. pls help me.
@quandaledingle4488
@quandaledingle4488 5 лет назад
It takes an IQ of 5000 to realise this. My friend, you are as smart as Shaggy.
@DoxicDoad
@DoxicDoad Год назад
As someone who is at a very high risk for skin cancer; I can say that my cells are losers Edit: what in the fresh hell is going on in these replies
@BlackPawn-vs7gd
@BlackPawn-vs7gd Год назад
What do you mean?
@DynamicMagi
@DynamicMagi Год назад
@@BlackPawn-vs7gd he means that he has a very high risk of developing skin cancer
@Lineproof
@Lineproof Год назад
They fighting as hard as they can under the worst conditions possible. Pessimism gets you nowhere 🤷‍♂️
@BlackPawn-vs7gd
@BlackPawn-vs7gd Год назад
@@DynamicMagi i mean how did he know
@DynamicMagi
@DynamicMagi Год назад
@@BlackPawn-vs7gd Well I don't technically know, but as someone with an increased cancer risk myself, (Because I've had cancer) I have a few ideas of possibilities like bad genes from parents
@Human-wi7qx
@Human-wi7qx Год назад
I will turn 74 next month. no history of cancer found in first degree relatives. Both mom and dad rooking their 100+ years. CVD’s are the concern, always measuring my LDL levels. I think I am very fortunate; genetically and environmentally. I haven’t in my life faced major stress or lost someone close or had happen to be delivered bad news for someone/something. Don’t have any inflammatory disease nor does my family. I don’t think I am doing anything different than my peers. Never smoked, never drink(prohibited in my country), used to be an every day swimmer for 30+ years. I practice scuba diving very often, fishing, hike.
@thegamerboytgb4350
@thegamerboytgb4350 Год назад
Good job
@FBIchan
@FBIchan 2 месяца назад
why did boomers get highroll whilst we may all die early due to these bad diets??? congrats though
@WarFoxThunder
@WarFoxThunder Месяц назад
​@@FBIchanlol fr
@Alistocrat
@Alistocrat 6 лет назад
"A chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg" Whoa.
@mercuryblack
@mercuryblack 5 лет назад
Alistocrat And egg is just a chickens way of making more chickens?
@RaphaGamerNL
@RaphaGamerNL 5 лет назад
Mercury Black No
@spuddle5375
@spuddle5375 5 лет назад
Rabbaan no
@amoriy9575
@amoriy9575 5 лет назад
Shower thoughts
@connerlacefield8575
@connerlacefield8575 5 лет назад
Spuddle no
@robertlee7624
@robertlee7624 8 лет назад
If my cells worked like my auto-correct, I would be very very very dead right now
@robertlee7624
@robertlee7624 8 лет назад
That makes no sense, then again, what I said made no sense either xD
@trevornorton5297
@trevornorton5297 8 лет назад
*trying to type "hello how are you" Siri says "get a life and a job type your own texts"
@PandaXclone2
@PandaXclone2 8 лет назад
Damn auto-cancer messing everything up.
@PandaXclone2
@PandaXclone2 8 лет назад
auto-correct*
@shok5045
@shok5045 7 лет назад
+PandaXclone2 LOL
@minglin2814
@minglin2814 Год назад
According to all the doctors in league of legends everyone has being diagnosed with cancer multiple times
@haywireneedy7014
@haywireneedy7014 Год назад
You stole this comment 🤡
@rangapriya84
@rangapriya84 Год назад
Yesterday my pediatric surgeon professor was teaching this topic and your video came in my recommendations. Truly remarkable 👏
@databend6609
@databend6609 Год назад
Yeah your phone listens to you lol
@ironman993
@ironman993 Год назад
according to ohio universety
@wolffgang101
@wolffgang101 6 лет назад
So technically I die inside everyday? I knew it wasn't just a feeling.
@floydy8359
@floydy8359 6 лет назад
Wolff I’m ded inside.
@dominiquekhanrepvblik163
@dominiquekhanrepvblik163 5 лет назад
Nice
@Bocsaphoto
@Bocsaphoto 5 лет назад
Way too edgy
@aldyn4106
@aldyn4106 5 лет назад
Edge
@Alex-sr7xu
@Alex-sr7xu 5 лет назад
💀
@endz3670
@endz3670 4 года назад
"Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died." *i m d y i n g*
@birdy_
@birdy_ 4 года назад
Sounds like dying with extra steps
@dasdasdaxzvea
@dasdasdaxzvea 4 года назад
@@birdy_ yeah
@Endercubid
@Endercubid 4 года назад
If this vid was made in 2020 the title would be why don't we all have corona
@dr.mystery5791
@dr.mystery5791 3 года назад
Wait you guys got 1,000,000 cells he said 900,000,000,000 Wait wat hapend to my arms sin shaking wat hel..
@birdy_
@birdy_ 3 года назад
I’ve only 1 brain cell
@CheyenneEntertainmentYT
@CheyenneEntertainmentYT Год назад
Having recently discovered that my father has esophageal cancer - after both my grandfather and oldest nephew had it and survived - I was quite scared I might get it as well. While that chance is always going to be there, regardless of genetics, I'm glad that technology is advancing so much. I have hope that no matter how tough this thing gets, humanity will always find a way to suppress and/or cure it. My heart goes out to all of you who've gone through or have survived it, as well as to the scientists who are doing their absolute best to find better methods to beat this thing. Y'all rock 😁
@voteZDLR
@voteZDLR Год назад
All you can do really is minimize the risk of getting it in the meantime. Like sure you can get lung cancer even as a non-smoker, but you have a much much less likely chance of developing it obviously if you don't smoke. This applies to all other cancers as well. But at the end of the day it's beyond your control, so there's really no sense in worrying about it. Just know you'll be able to deal with it if you do get it, and yeah technology is improving but at the end of the day the cynical side of me believes that the for-profit healthcare system we have ensures there is more money in not curing cancer altogether, but treating it.
@herbbowler2461
@herbbowler2461 Год назад
Scientists are NOT looking for a cure for cancer or anything else. If they found a cure. They would no longer have a job. This year is the 100th anniversary of the cure for cancer. 100 years of big pharma cover up. A cure means decrease in profits.
@HkFinn83
@HkFinn83 Год назад
Not to be a downer - hopefully a realist - the best thing is still early detection/prevention. There’s a recent book about how little cancer treatment has actually improved in the last 60 years. So yes, hopefully things will improve, but don’t put too much faith in that idea. Good healthcare, prevention and early detection is the best hope.
@herbbowler2461
@herbbowler2461 Год назад
@@HkFinn83 This year is the one hundredth anniversary the cause of cancer and it's natural cure being released to the world. It's also 100 years of cover ups and lies by the medical mafia!
@RaveGD72
@RaveGD72 Год назад
@@HkFinn83 Your just a downer sorry because health care for cancer has rised A LOT in the last 60 years so yeah.
@1theDelta1
@1theDelta1 2 месяца назад
i forgot i left the speed at 0.25 and it started off as "hhhheeeeaaayyyyy! vveeesssaaauuucccceeee-" 💀
@MuaazAwan
@MuaazAwan 4 года назад
"A chicken is an eggs way of making new eggs." That changed the way I think.
@gemsmakers3691
@gemsmakers3691 4 года назад
Yes! Same
@kura3341
@kura3341 4 года назад
That hit different
@derealgod
@derealgod 4 года назад
🤯
@egg9709
@egg9709 4 года назад
heh.
@vaughnlcoleman
@vaughnlcoleman 4 года назад
that was some big brain shit.
@dominikroszak4033
@dominikroszak4033 4 года назад
"Since this video has started, more than a million of your cells have died." Me: *restarts video.*
@lxst6679
@lxst6679 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@crushelnast6657
@crushelnast6657 3 года назад
Great job Corporal Cob you did, *You killed all your planty Cells*
@nono5396
@nono5396 3 года назад
r/madlad
@fernandorojas7665
@fernandorojas7665 3 года назад
¡Maravillosa jugada!
@thegenderman8582
@thegenderman8582 3 года назад
Glad I’m not the only one 😂
@Edsterr
@Edsterr Месяц назад
This video is now 10 years old, I’ll come back again for when it’s 20 (if RU-vid’s even still around by then)
@rizz_goat1492
@rizz_goat1492 Месяц назад
10 years later and I got this in my recommended
@DavideCosmaro
@DavideCosmaro 4 года назад
"Why Don't We Have All Cancer?" 2020: What an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
@itsfadixx
@itsfadixx 4 года назад
Pog
@itsfadixx
@itsfadixx 4 года назад
now ww3
@creature._.
@creature._. 4 года назад
Oh god no please no
@ranaezerone
@ranaezerone 4 года назад
See you when you've jinxed it
@TheGuyThatsNotFunny
@TheGuyThatsNotFunny 4 года назад
Nonononononono I'd stick with the zombie apocalypse please
@Kriegter
@Kriegter 3 года назад
"Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died." man I just hate it when micheal kills millions of my cells after the video begins
@luisp.3788
@luisp.3788 3 года назад
michael with beard would've waited 10 seconds before continuing on, maybe also eating a pile of dust he collected
@edvinisgaming3509
@edvinisgaming3509 3 года назад
No he didnt kill your cells, your cells die constantly
@luisp.3788
@luisp.3788 3 года назад
pain
@luisp.3788
@luisp.3788 3 года назад
well, but the cells are well donated. he needs those telomeres, after all
@eeli8295
@eeli8295 3 года назад
Stand user: Michael Stevens Stand name: 『CELLDWELLER』
@tomschlaiss5735
@tomschlaiss5735 Год назад
Very well presented video, great work
@iamadityavaishy
@iamadityavaishy 3 месяца назад
Great video. Explained in a very simple language. Why aren't you making more videos nowadays???😮😮😮😮
@Asian.Thomas
@Asian.Thomas 5 лет назад
"Hey Vsauce! Michael here!" "You are covered in Death!" "And as always, thanks for watching"
@dieselgeezer18
@dieselgeezer18 5 лет назад
xD lmao
@regularization
@regularization 5 лет назад
A dozen of potatos and a fat cat smelling them bro you just posted cringe… you will loose subscriber
@dieselgeezer18
@dieselgeezer18 5 лет назад
@@regularization .
@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188
I wonder how u get 75 likes
@anonimowyanonim9221
@anonimowyanonim9221 5 лет назад
@@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 Because, unlike yours, his comment is actually entertaining.
@cappertc5191
@cappertc5191 5 лет назад
"Why Don't We All Have Cancer?" *According to Google? We do*
@khadri.w9989
@khadri.w9989 5 лет назад
Capper TC Yoo 😂💀
@sylvie5850
@sylvie5850 5 лет назад
Oh thanks for reminding me
@LeBronyaJames
@LeBronyaJames 5 лет назад
According to Google I'm already dead
@lintyscorpion2692
@lintyscorpion2692 5 лет назад
WebMD?
@Coyote0874
@Coyote0874 5 лет назад
Specially if you are hypochondriac xD
@marcosboffa
@marcosboffa Год назад
Idk why youtube remind me about this gem, but i'm grateful. Right in the nostalgia.
@noseybee4445
@noseybee4445 Год назад
I was learning about this the other day in my Biology class, it's very fascinating.
@creater650
@creater650 9 лет назад
Then a dead person is a persOFF
@XxGoldishGamingxX
@XxGoldishGamingxX 9 лет назад
Haha yeah
@commanderarc
@commanderarc 9 лет назад
And off and off and off And off and off and off And off and off and off
@rafa4964
@rafa4964 9 лет назад
not realy
@XxGoldishGamingxX
@XxGoldishGamingxX 8 лет назад
Then a person who is going to hell is a Persell like you :D
@Dedonarivl96
@Dedonarivl96 8 лет назад
+XxGoldishGamingxX ayy, but um... you play minecraft *boom roasted* your dad died *boom roasted* Abraham lincoln smelled bad *boom roasted*
@Blapze
@Blapze 4 года назад
A family member gets cancer: Checks RU-vid recommendations: *Why don’t we all have cancer*
@qwertyqwerty9349
@qwertyqwerty9349 4 года назад
That's how recommendations work
@fortesbeats
@fortesbeats 4 года назад
THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED IS THIS A NIGHTMARE
@angrygalamb
@angrygalamb 4 года назад
Same:/
@tigerlord600
@tigerlord600 4 года назад
Blazing Emerald not funny
@poop-zd7oq
@poop-zd7oq 4 года назад
tigerlord600 im laughing my ass off and my grandma died of breast cancer and my mom has a big chance of catching it too and so do i so what is your point
@Dudeface167
@Dudeface167 6 месяцев назад
The best titles are questions it never occurred to you that it was even possible to think to ask.
@Adib-ui1bc
@Adib-ui1bc Год назад
6:39 looks like I am not a human after all.
@ThankMrGoose
@ThankMrGoose 5 лет назад
Careful, jump scare at 0:00
@bigchungus7026
@bigchungus7026 5 лет назад
Hi
@axelpetersson5787
@axelpetersson5787 5 лет назад
@@bigchungus7026 deadass meme
@JellicleCatz
@JellicleCatz 5 лет назад
Wow, thanks Thanos
@sandrain1233
@sandrain1233 5 лет назад
Thanos no it’s at 0:00
@tatercatstudios1763
@tatercatstudios1763 5 лет назад
00:00.5
@chi5455
@chi5455 5 лет назад
“Why don’t all of us have cancer?” *because not all of us watch Jake Paul*
@anishnehete
@anishnehete 5 лет назад
😃 😃 😃 Not all us play pubg
@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757
Not all of us play fortnite
@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757
Not all of us are furries
@BasedAlaric
@BasedAlaric 5 лет назад
Not all of us are normies
@elhiars9185
@elhiars9185 5 лет назад
Not all of our mothers are called karen
@Meeegl
@Meeegl Месяц назад
Who else is here in 2024 in the middle of the night binging Vsauce knowing fully that you have to wake up early tomorrow 🙃
@user-yv4qg7br6o
@user-yv4qg7br6o 3 месяца назад
I'm sorry you feel that way Michael
@CreepsMcPasta
@CreepsMcPasta 10 лет назад
Wow. It's crazy how our own body can accidently kill itself!
@karlmuster263
@karlmuster263 10 лет назад
It purposely kills cells too.
@MrCarpelan
@MrCarpelan 10 лет назад
Heeeeeeey CreepsMcPasta
@CathaalAOS
@CathaalAOS 10 лет назад
YEAH WE MUST BE SO FUCKIN STEWPID HAHAHAHA
@Gonzaga78
@Gonzaga78 10 лет назад
your body can kill itself in very different ways. Fever, not cause by the flu virus, it's a defense mechanism, it is induced by your own body. Asphyxiation due to allergy, your own body overreacting to something not armful at all. When you come to think of it, the human body is amazing, but in no way was the result of intelligent design (yeah, i went there)
@Stigsnake5
@Stigsnake5 10 лет назад
So it's confirmed, our bodies are trying to kill us.
@TheCoroboCorner
@TheCoroboCorner 4 года назад
“You shouldn’t be called a person.” Thanks for encouraging my ongoing identity crisis, Michael.
@conesinker_4209
@conesinker_4209 4 года назад
?
@ratthew7497
@ratthew7497 4 года назад
Sebastian Henkins identity crisis is basically not getting who you are and why you’re here. It’s not just like “oh you are who you are”. It’s not solved like that.
@conesinker_4209
@conesinker_4209 4 года назад
@@ratthew7497 you're born who you are
@imjasonyo1418
@imjasonyo1418 4 года назад
@@conesinker_4209 no
@conesinker_4209
@conesinker_4209 4 года назад
@@imjasonyo1418 yes you are if you're called Jack you're Jack how the fuck are you gonna think you're Timmy when You're Jack
@oliverpepit1354
@oliverpepit1354 Год назад
Vsauce out of context be like: 2:33
@Fakyy
@Fakyy Год назад
I expecting a wholesome ending, but this much? Well done Michael!
@samuel-ry7eh
@samuel-ry7eh 3 года назад
"Why Don't We All Have Cancer?" *Did he just ask me why im still alive*
@MiguelMendoza-sf5xh
@MiguelMendoza-sf5xh 3 года назад
Yup i ask myself that there is no need
@edvinisgaming3509
@edvinisgaming3509 3 года назад
No he didnt
@Sylvillian
@Sylvillian 3 года назад
thats what im wondering
@oh-ohstinky5819
@oh-ohstinky5819 3 года назад
no
@spaghetti4245
@spaghetti4245 3 года назад
I ask myself why
@TheAnhedonicOne
@TheAnhedonicOne 4 года назад
Vsauce formula: _"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_ • Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing • Big question • Meat of the video • Depressing conclusion • Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens _"And as always, thanks for watching."_
@itsmenelson3010
@itsmenelson3010 4 года назад
Lol
@rexorzist8706
@rexorzist8706 4 года назад
#true
@a.h6587
@a.h6587 4 года назад
@@sneakycactus8815 you reminded me of reddit and their emoji rule
@animeamazee
@animeamazee 4 года назад
Sneaky Cactus stfu
@deadchannel_1
@deadchannel_1 4 года назад
Omg that’s so true
@jayminmistry2903
@jayminmistry2903 Месяц назад
Started playing Dead Cells and YT recommended this Genius
@jadonrodrigues
@jadonrodrigues Год назад
istg this man teaches me new information better than any tr ive ever had
@diamonddog2638
@diamonddog2638 6 лет назад
0:31 When I was a child I used to think the things floating in the sunlight were fairies... And I used to try to inhale the fairies so I could get magical powers like them. I. Was. Eating. Dead. Skin. The. Whole. Time...
@IB_E_Y_O_N_DI
@IB_E_Y_O_N_DI 6 лет назад
Diamond Dog *YEP PRETTY MUCH*
@nathangelaude4787
@nathangelaude4787 6 лет назад
Diamond Dog you inhale them cause they are everywhere in the air :p
@thef.b.i2705
@thef.b.i2705 6 лет назад
This is sad. Alexa play Despacito.
@delphiee
@delphiee 6 лет назад
Diamond Dog OML
@YahwehisGod
@YahwehisGod 5 лет назад
Oh no
@ellioron
@ellioron 7 лет назад
Why don't we all have cancer Because not everyone uses the internet
@user-ty2fd5nu6u
@user-ty2fd5nu6u 6 лет назад
Jake Paul is the biggest threat for humans
@ellipsis4549
@ellipsis4549 6 лет назад
Dat name tho
@quince537
@quince537 6 лет назад
Luke we all have cancer in are bodies, when cells duplicate due to mitosis sometimes it screws up, so technically we have cancer in our bodies because we have cancer cells
@noarsopi1753
@noarsopi1753 6 лет назад
Quince Riles i dont like nerdy commenters (like you)
@bolinkharrie4927
@bolinkharrie4927 6 лет назад
Luke You can't get cancer through the internet
@Cool_storiesman163
@Cool_storiesman163 Год назад
THE SECOND I HEAR: "OHIO university"
@dyrroth-sj4ns
@dyrroth-sj4ns 8 месяцев назад
that one 7 year old:
@NorskaFjordskaOfficial
@NorskaFjordskaOfficial Год назад
Imagine the millions of cells dying hearing their host watching Vsauce before their death
@jumentoqueanima
@jumentoqueanima 10 месяцев назад
Lmao.
@Tag_the_3RD
@Tag_the_3RD 3 года назад
Michael: why don’t we all have cancer Genie: ok you have 2 wishes left Michael: what
@EE-hx7ix
@EE-hx7ix 3 года назад
O H N O
@fredericchopin6445
@fredericchopin6445 3 года назад
lol
@kakyoindonut3213
@kakyoindonut3213 3 года назад
oh shit
@JonathanVachon777
@JonathanVachon777 3 года назад
Obviously its gonna cure all the cancer for the second wish or: cure just me and that beauty and restart humanity
@crisptomato9495
@crisptomato9495 3 года назад
Wish that cancer never existed as your second wish.
@dbz287
@dbz287 6 лет назад
2:26 You were on beat for a second.
@namirkrakow1391
@namirkrakow1391 5 лет назад
Michel the rapper I want to see it happen
@outdoorsy01
@outdoorsy01 5 лет назад
That fit this description
@0subscriberswithnovideosch774
@0subscriberswithnovideosch774 5 лет назад
Vsauce The Mixtape, coming to a soundcloud near you
@Matt-yq7wp
@Matt-yq7wp 5 лет назад
SALAD nice one
@newbers
@newbers 5 лет назад
yuh We have found over 200 diseases All-of-them-fit-dis-description (description)
@fishbarbeque8540
@fishbarbeque8540 Месяц назад
0:37 Thank you I will want to never breath in my house again.
@aaroncornish9955
@aaroncornish9955 4 месяца назад
This channel is amazing. This and kurzgesagt should be a part of education programs globally.
@stampycat
@stampycat 10 лет назад
I think this is the best Vsauce video I have seen yet.
@LoganBarrettTriggerHappyGamez
@LoganBarrettTriggerHappyGamez 9 лет назад
Oh hey stampy
@phxntox1521
@phxntox1521 9 лет назад
hi stamps i was just watching your portal island map ep 1 for the 3rd time love ur vids
@samd.8391
@samd.8391 9 лет назад
Wow, 2 of my favorite RU-vidrs.
@zackipoos1820
@zackipoos1820 9 лет назад
Hi stamp
@aerynstewart248
@aerynstewart248 9 лет назад
Hi stampy I didn't know you liked vsuace
@Haziel_2728
@Haziel_2728 4 года назад
Me: **watches Vsause** My cells: **get massacred**
@treyyy1097
@treyyy1097 4 года назад
So this comment has a lot of likes yeah imma just reply to it lol 😂
@QuicksolutionsOnline
@QuicksolutionsOnline 4 года назад
@@treyyy1097 very honest reply
@dasdasdaxzvea
@dasdasdaxzvea 4 года назад
@@pierce2617 OH GOD
@kryptoniridium
@kryptoniridium Год назад
It's the end of 2022 and I could definitely say that the research in this field had improved vastly and it helped a lot of people and families. There's significantly a higher chance of surviving a few types of cancer than the past decade. A huge appreciation to all the people in the research teams all around the world for making a difference. Without their relentless efforts we couldn't have come this far.
@trxsh6422
@trxsh6422 Год назад
Hello there 👋🏼
@jumentoqueanima
@jumentoqueanima 10 месяцев назад
Yeah, thank you to all the fantastic people doing their best at trying to destroy this thing.
@davidjohnson1463
@davidjohnson1463 5 месяцев назад
lies. they changed the survival to 5 years instead of indefinitely. moved the goal posts.
@zalo_1
@zalo_1 Месяц назад
This video is exactly 10 years as of today. That's kind of depressing actually...
@typryor2227
@typryor2227 3 года назад
“Our bodies own internal auto corral is like the auto correct on your phone.”
@scavi
@scavi 3 года назад
How could it take 6 years for someone to think of this joke Edit: wait you didn't
@diabeticgrandma2677
@diabeticgrandma2677 3 года назад
I dont have auto correct '-'
@hasleno1376
@hasleno1376 3 года назад
Diabetic Grandma sae
@hasleno1376
@hasleno1376 3 года назад
*same*
@scavi
@scavi 3 года назад
@@diabeticgrandma2677 hey how's your diabetes going
@pointlessco.6363
@pointlessco.6363 3 года назад
I love how Michaels video’s are both super educational and very rewatchable eventhough they’re 6 years old now.
@user-lu1cn5jd4y
@user-lu1cn5jd4y 3 года назад
Cell division hasent changed much since then
@slashslash501
@slashslash501 3 года назад
Well at least now I understand English
@da3musceteers
@da3musceteers 2 года назад
Yeah same
@RohanSingh-bm7ir
@RohanSingh-bm7ir 2 года назад
yeah
@Juergen.Juergenson
@Juergen.Juergenson Год назад
*8 yrs
@shepard23
@shepard23 2 месяца назад
Damn, thank you for this video, it helped me to let go away my mother who passed away due to cancer.... Thank you
@s3ated980
@s3ated980 Год назад
OMG THIS IS SO ENCOURAGING
@aransmeallie5344
@aransmeallie5344 7 лет назад
vsauce later went on to befriend idubbbz
@quince537
@quince537 6 лет назад
Aran Smeallie 😂😂😂
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 6 лет назад
Wanna hear some spit facts?
@Kaiwala
@Kaiwala 6 лет назад
Idubbbz is the only type of cancer i want
@sebastianlovelace5609
@sebastianlovelace5609 6 лет назад
Oka-WAIT WHAT!
@ViperoK
@ViperoK 6 лет назад
so he befriended cancer?
@Tausif3687
@Tausif3687 Год назад
My mom survived stage 4 cancer and I didn't know how serious it was and how lucky my mom was.
@toiletthief4099
@toiletthief4099 Год назад
Congrats to ur mom bro
@Shooterr06
@Shooterr06 Год назад
W mom
@saikatsarkar3768
@saikatsarkar3768 Год назад
Can she beat Goku tho? Sorry man had to do this
@toiletthief4099
@toiletthief4099 Год назад
@@saikatsarkar3768 L
@saikatsarkar3768
@saikatsarkar3768 Год назад
@@toiletthief4099 so she can't? L mom W Goku 🫤
@geisaune793
@geisaune793 4 месяца назад
This video has such early 2010s energy. And some part of me misses that
@kaljr347
@kaljr347 3 месяца назад
Cancer is just cells saying, "Nah, imma do my own thing."
@Tingletext
@Tingletext 3 месяца назад
silly guy
@sol._1
@sol._1 3 месяца назад
True
@tralphstreet
@tralphstreet 4 года назад
"Your bodie's version of autocorrect is like tha autocorrect on your phone" *oh god*
@omdano6432
@omdano6432 4 года назад
I think you mean Ohio gosh
@Branch-vy6qi
@Branch-vy6qi 4 года назад
The* I don’t think you have autocorrect
@tralphstreet
@tralphstreet 4 года назад
@@Branch-vy6qi I don't, it's shit, that's the point you pompous ass.
@zachskorick650
@zachskorick650 4 года назад
@JBC Channel r/woooosh Oh wait maybe you were just playing along.. maybe I’m the one that got wooshed
@Branch-vy6qi
@Branch-vy6qi 4 года назад
Zach Skorick Yep lol
@PruneEater
@PruneEater 6 лет назад
Dude If our "autocorrect" was the same as my Phone's autocorrect we'd all be dead
@Joe-xo4yg
@Joe-xo4yg 6 лет назад
MusicIsLife lol 🤣
@victorbaltus1635
@victorbaltus1635 5 лет назад
Yep
@musab3d
@musab3d 5 лет назад
Considering that there was pretty much no errors in your sentence, I beg to differ
@NateROCKS112
@NateROCKS112 5 лет назад
Considering, @@musab3d, that "phone" and "if" were capitalized. I beg to differ.
@yo-se6wj
@yo-se6wj 5 лет назад
@biswaruppramanik2007
@biswaruppramanik2007 4 месяца назад
7:10 Vsauce - A chicken is just an egg's way of making more eggs 🗿
@funni_yakuzaseries_fan
@funni_yakuzaseries_fan 3 месяца назад
Fuck Cancer, all my bois be on the immune system
@kenXgg
@kenXgg 3 месяца назад
we finding cancer cure with this one 💪🏼
@Unhelpful
@Unhelpful 5 лет назад
“Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died.” *Presses 2x speed frantically*
@CaseyReads
@CaseyReads 10 лет назад
My family just celebrated my mothers tenth year in remission :) the doctors say it isn't likely the cancer will return
@3209explosion
@3209explosion 10 лет назад
Well I am happy for you!
@vinhmach8051
@vinhmach8051 10 лет назад
Congrats to your family! :)
@MaxMikescrool1
@MaxMikescrool1 10 лет назад
:D
@eliotbrown3364
@eliotbrown3364 10 лет назад
congrats man!!!!
@skyrimerplay
@skyrimerplay 10 лет назад
none of us here really know you but we still wish the best for your mother
@fishingfan1500
@fishingfan1500 Год назад
As someone who has had a cancer like tumour and has gone through chemotherapy, i can give this fact that Michael missed. You can have two people with the same type of cancer, but they can receive the same treatment, in the same amounts and have completely different results and/or reactions.
@starsquirrel2780
@starsquirrel2780 3 месяца назад
Why did I just get this recommended just now..
@peanuts4723
@peanuts4723 5 лет назад
Michael: *"You have your own autocorrect, which works like autocorrect on your phone"* Me: *"Oh shit"*
@l8604yy
@l8604yy 4 года назад
Oh shot
@grafnosferacula7473
@grafnosferacula7473 4 года назад
Oh Sheep
@grafnosferacula7473
@grafnosferacula7473 4 года назад
Other Show
@aaronl19
@aaronl19 4 года назад
On sit
@toddhoward7649
@toddhoward7649 4 года назад
Old ship
@MachineGunX2
@MachineGunX2 3 года назад
Michael in 2014: Why don't we all have cancer? Michael in 2021: Why do we all have cancer?
@psychoticgamer6853
@psychoticgamer6853 2 года назад
😂🤣😳😂
@filmishit
@filmishit 2 года назад
what
@johnnyfire8199
@johnnyfire8199 2 года назад
@@filmishit bru
@amizhthanilayaraja884
@amizhthanilayaraja884 2 года назад
💀
@kyovibe
@kyovibe 2 года назад
ok 💀
@mdwaazidwaz8360
@mdwaazidwaz8360 2 месяца назад
I almost didnt recognize micheal
@JojoePlays
@JojoePlays Месяц назад
mean
@senpiesenpai
@senpiesenpai Год назад
Vsauce: those particles you see in the air… is dead human skin Me: and I am breathing it
@robinlaceishere
@robinlaceishere 5 лет назад
So I'm losing 5.5 grams a day? Nice.
@mahmoudbakro5041
@mahmoudbakro5041 5 лет назад
A week
@flwz2
@flwz2 4 года назад
But gaining it too
@brandonwhite9270
@brandonwhite9270 4 года назад
And gaining 5.5 grams a week
@mr.freerobux2122
@mr.freerobux2122 4 года назад
Basically
@beyondtubular2435
@beyondtubular2435 4 года назад
69
@k29king1
@k29king1 4 года назад
I’ve survived a relatively mild, yet super rare cancer. I was born, yes actually born with a malignant melanoma on my upper right arm, that was finally successfully removed at age six after x-rays, and cat scans found that it was fully wrapped around the bone and sapping my bone marrow. I was super weak all the time, and couldn’t play with my friends or cousins. Shands in NYC, and Arnold Palmer hospital saved my life when most other doctors said the cancer was too far gone, but they did it, and I just turned 38 four days ago. Cancer sucks.
@proloycodes
@proloycodes 2 года назад
@BradynLee09 cringe
@lastyhopper2792
@lastyhopper2792 2 года назад
@@proloycodes maybe he meant that; his pfp shows that he's still a kid instead of 38 years old?
@proloycodes
@proloycodes 2 года назад
@@lastyhopper2792 still cringe
@AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti
@AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti 2 года назад
@BradynLee09 you know that a 38 year old can have a son right?
@AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti
@AnnoyedBowlOfSpaghetti 2 года назад
@@lastyhopper2792 if he was that young how would he know how to write something like that?
@DailyMotivations2024
@DailyMotivations2024 11 месяцев назад
Highly informative
@sweatykid80
@sweatykid80 Год назад
My Science teacher just had us watch this video and I saw I liked it already. Don’t know when I watched it but I’ve watched it before
@willokeefe1135
@willokeefe1135 5 лет назад
Micheal: ‘We are intelligent and social...’ Me: ‘I’m going to have to stop you right there.’
@willokeefe1135
@willokeefe1135 5 лет назад
Orion D. Hunter Or wait, were you just trying to prove my comment as a joke?
@neth7826
@neth7826 4 года назад
@Orion D. Hunter Ok.
@craxud2075
@craxud2075 4 года назад
Honestly I don't know what the duck is happening
@Snyn.h
@Snyn.h 4 года назад
fuck yall niggas, and I’m not black nor white, I’m a fucking battle machine
@satan1189
@satan1189 4 года назад
Orion D. Hunter wow you have reddit you must be so cool
@Seeker
@Seeker 10 лет назад
Very great video for a very great cause!
@brostepisthebest
@brostepisthebest 10 лет назад
DNEWS YAAAAY
@joelames9848
@joelames9848 10 лет назад
DNews commented on something!
@banialy4852
@banialy4852 10 лет назад
yah when he say we are daying i thot it beacaus we are killing the braine bay whatshing video ans tv that what my father told me is that trooooo?
@Abelhawk
@Abelhawk 10 лет назад
bani aly Huh?
@hiimapotato
@hiimapotato 10 лет назад
Abelhawk *"Yeah when he said we are dying I thought it's because we are killing the brain by watching video and tv that's what my father told me, is that true?"*
@jadencrasta4914
@jadencrasta4914 Год назад
0:30 That aged so good
@thisisbread9839
@thisisbread9839 7 лет назад
Because not all of us watch Keemstar
@seithbennett7221
@seithbennett7221 7 лет назад
This Is Bread KILLER MEMESTAR.
@theunknown760
@theunknown760 7 лет назад
LETS GET ROOOOOOIT INTO THE NEWWS
@doryyonder1533
@doryyonder1533 7 лет назад
This Is Bread why keemstar?
@raiezy
@raiezy 6 лет назад
This Is Bread scarce*** keem is the fucking man
@ditlevholtpedersen9086
@ditlevholtpedersen9086 8 лет назад
"A chicken is just an eggs way of making another egg"
@user-nb1fg3gk1w
@user-nb1fg3gk1w 7 лет назад
an egg is just a chickens way of making another chicken
@lagtroll1260
@lagtroll1260 Год назад
0:30 Ohio 💀
@calabrais
@calabrais Год назад
"a chicken is the eggs way of producing another egg" Michael just quietly asserted the egg came first.. I'm having so many existential crises from this one video
@Nikeboi77
@Nikeboi77 6 лет назад
"A chicken is just an eggs way of making another egg." That just blew my mind.
@NightcorEDM
@NightcorEDM 5 лет назад
uhh ok
@talhamahboob4125
@talhamahboob4125 5 лет назад
I don't understand...explain please.
@davi.alexandre
@davi.alexandre 5 лет назад
​@@talhamahboob4125 Your biology lays on the fact that It doesn't matter what happens to you after you have reproduced and secured the safety and wellbeing of your offspring; you are merely here to reproduce.
@talhamahboob4125
@talhamahboob4125 5 лет назад
@@davi.alexandre God damn, what a meaningful life.
@quirenciatala437
@quirenciatala437 5 лет назад
@@talhamahboob4125 life has no meaning to it, it's just what you think it does. Also, life is just a self-repeating chemical reaction.
@MrTripleKill3
@MrTripleKill3 8 лет назад
Because not all of us watch leafyishere
@arandomplayer1734
@arandomplayer1734 8 лет назад
Lmao!
@1000cuts
@1000cuts 8 лет назад
Or H3H3.
@memenation9494
@memenation9494 8 лет назад
+The Unfortunate Nihilist h3h3 has good content tho
@1000cuts
@1000cuts 8 лет назад
Nah he's far from having a "good content".
@memenation9494
@memenation9494 8 лет назад
The Unfortunate Nihilist descripe good content
@SimplyAndy
@SimplyAndy Год назад
Michael's bubbling with optimism.
@Hollowdude15
@Hollowdude15 Год назад
I like how seconds later in the video he says that we are literally covered with dead stuff and nice video man :]
@TrailerDrake
@TrailerDrake 10 лет назад
So I am made of death and decay? Oh Micheal, you make me feel like a bad ass super villain. :D
@plateman4352
@plateman4352 10 лет назад
I like your channel :D
@Danmarinja
@Danmarinja 10 лет назад
SERIOUSLY, DID YOU JUST COPY AND PASTE MY SUBSCRIPTION LIST INTO YOURS?!
@lynge62
@lynge62 10 лет назад
Hey Drake :D
@AnonymousYoutuber69
@AnonymousYoutuber69 10 лет назад
Actually just death. The entire purpose of dead cells on the surface of epithelial layers is to prevent pathogenic organisms from adhering to and causing the decay of living tissue. If you are decaying I suggest you go to a hospital; necrosis is a medical emergency.
@TrailerDrake
@TrailerDrake 10 лет назад
James Ebert, And I like you! :D
@stormyfox6026
@stormyfox6026 5 лет назад
Welp now I want to vacuum the air
@whitzyy3260
@whitzyy3260 5 лет назад
That would just make it dirtier
@hollowaychris77
@hollowaychris77 5 лет назад
Dirt
@rbandz3212
@rbandz3212 5 лет назад
Wait so I’m breathing skin
@11AceHearts11
@11AceHearts11 5 лет назад
Change those HEPA air filters when they need changing in the vacuum cleaners and Central AC/heating units. How can you expect clean air if your filters are clogged up and dirty? Lol
@yashkumar2313
@yashkumar2313 Год назад
Vsauce videos are EVERGREEN
@suryanshsharan4397
@suryanshsharan4397 Год назад
How are these videos so old , every video of him feels like equally relevant today.
@thyden2k
@thyden2k 5 лет назад
Just figured something out. 6ix9ine is cancer because the cancer zodiac sign (♋️) is 69 but sideways.
@greyfiveys
@greyfiveys 5 лет назад
Oh damn
@alexhasmangos5162
@alexhasmangos5162 5 лет назад
Top ten most intelligent anime characters
@mmmchugjug4274
@mmmchugjug4274 5 лет назад
Despite being different they often go by the same name GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI
@raunopisa6832
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