Risk. 

...or is it? *familiar Vsauce music plays

@@kennyspaghetti4329 lets talk about dolphins

The fact i read this as he said the words are terrifying

And an extra 1 person that whatches this video every week

@@blueroseskating2168 there jerks

+MarkReMarks Press f to pay respects.

F F F FUCK F F F

MarkReMarks RIP more 340 people since you made your comment.

Just Another SU/UNDERTALE fan RIP to some people that died after your comment

Matth Garcia Some more people have died though since you made your comment.

Vsus

If he gets arrested he can always get the court to talk about off topic things until they forgot why he got arrested and let him free so who cares if hes taking illegal selfies or commiting mass genocide

what’re you talking about?

@@kolab5620vsauce took a selfie of himself in the whitehouse bathroom when posting something like that at the time was illegal but not anymore

And then you die of exhaustion.

Sadly this exploit has been patched. You now get diminishing returns for exercise. The devs sure could've let us have this one...

1 hour. I cannot believe how every person quoting any line from any youtube video makes mistakes

You'd secure tomorrow by exercizing 4 hours each day.

Me when I exercise for the rest of my life while my muscles and nerves waste away

+Your Average American smoke weed -100000000000000000 hrs Kappa

+Waterbender mehdi +*

any smoke that gets to your lungs is bad for you so be careful while 420ing

***** no. SMOKE WEED EVRYDAYZ!!11!!!

fine ... brings out weed.

Peter Sikora I am

The only time I don't hate this comment!

Heh, these videos are apsolutely timeless. Wouldn't be surprised if people are still watching in 2030.

Me!

@@doopydoopz1737 I wouldn't be surprised if people just binge watched VSauce for history lessons in the future

we want you here :)

Yes, thank you for being here. You are loved.❤

Stay alive. This is a threat.

IKR ...I was like ‘ you think that’s just normal ‘ 😂 lol

He straight up flexed on us

whats the music at 2:26

Haha one of the most corrupt and dishonest polititians in history

Axel oh yeah so corrupted not as bill Clinton that finished his presidency and suddenly became a billionaire because of business

lmao

XSKY Obama: You have one second to live! Michael:

Michael:Well technically, but first we should talk about what a second means)

Michael: "but what is..... to live?" - vsauce music starts playing

Lmfao

You just made an overused meme...

I'll come back to this video in 39 years if I'm still alive

szymoniak75 same remind me :) If i am still alive ._.

Donald Trump hi orange guy

Yes

Hey, who can hit me up here on Nov 28th, 2059? My message for me or someone who is watching in the future: Hello, this is from December the 14th, 2020 (during the pandemic of covid - 19). Very curious to see what will have been achieved in 2059. Only in case I will still be alive. Stay positive. Thanks

Yep! Still going. In 2 months and 10 days, we've lost 1700 of the original viewers who were around here playing "first" when this was uploaded. **plays "Staying alive"**

I’m still alive зуб внщжж фжщиу

Sorry, I died

Still going

Dmitry Salnikov No.

this made me laugh

Took me a second to get it. I applaud you.

Plenty of people predicted how and when Epstein died though.

what if i were to hang myself at 3 AM

I read this as he said it

Night lights same absolutely same

Cool

you have successfully scared off like 100 people from watching vsauce’s vids lol

*watches every vsauce video in a row*

"It's gonna be worth it" *speedruns Michael's whole career*

Time to watch all of them every day

Me

Lol

+BUTTMUS I'm playing dodge the micromorts!

Tony James Gilpin LOLOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!

+BUTTMUS it's pointless to keep score...eventually we all lose. so whoever said it was right: it's not about wether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. ;)

+BUTTMUS Wait, is someone controlling me with a SBOX 399?? O, he also controlls me to comment here LOL.

LMFAO

+Initiate LOL this is hilarious. I can almost see the immediate change of expression

Seems very nice that your mother is interested enough to see what you were getting up to :)

+xXkonnariSXx what porn are you watching son?

OH MY gOd

I will ask

I will be here

I'll be back.

yep. ill tell alexa to set a reminder for 38 years.

I would be about 40 or so.

Good for you. Remember that your loved ones and everyone else reading your comment wants you to stop, and it's better for you in so many ways

Hope it's going well! Be proud of yourself for putting in the effort. :)

I'm proud of you. Making that decision can be very tough, but you went ahead and took the step. I'm four months late, but still

It was 1 every 18500 cigarette packs, so it’s even worse

I hope everything goes well👌

I really like this :) I may be wrong on this but when talking to a Buddhist friend she mentioned something about how Buddhists often teach that living requires dying - moving from potential to actuality necessarily requires sacrifice (which is opportunity cost in a nutshell I guess). So many people are so afraid of dying that they forget to live..

Wow.

What do you mean by 'safe death'

​@@Sh4d0wQu33n Death has the ultimate opportunity cost. think of all the things you could do in life. You'll never be able to finish them all in an average lifetime. But who says it has to be this way? Wouldn't it be better if we could decide for ourselves whether we want to live on? I feel like "living requires dying" tells people to just accept this lying down. There is beauty in ephemeral things. That's why I want to see as many as possible without some illness or accident or "old age" cutting it short.

You need either MONEY or NOTHING TO LOOSE in order to take RISK.

Damn

*but what is....Later?* *vsauce music intensifies*

Tf2 moment

"Time to practice some medicine"

@@taboret3280 ... Or is it? *vsauce music loud enough to cause ear distress*

Ribs grow back

good

Good

good

Madlad

I clicked on your channel to find it. It’s 11:30pm and I have to get up early tomorrow so thanks for the thumbnails

Love the videos, Keep up the good work! :D

i'll bike 15 miles a day for school, 5 times in a week. must have like 5000 micromorts only by bike and im only 17 years old

Hey dad

Didn't know you watched Vsauce, nice!

Nah that is millimorts, it is .1, 10,000mm/1,000,000mm

😂

Or is he here?

Is here, really here?

"...Or am I?"

Ha!

We all know that pun intended. I'm sorry I had to drop the bomb on that one

Wyly Andrews Well aren't you a pundit.

***** .. get out of my head!!!!

Wyly Andrews busted :(

fawaz algayeb Oh wow really?

dude, every day is 4/20/69

fawaz algayeb yes you will? April is before November

it's 10 years after the date he said

Bitch don't complain you got time buddy

I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you

Underrated comment

@@knightybuilds agreed

Which floor boss is it?

Jsjsj

What kind of hell do you live in ?

What kind of purgatory do you live in ?

What kind of limbo do you live in ?

What kind of lemonade do you live in?

grab the mustard you custard

It could be also you

@@dennyg3315 AAhhh, nevermind then.

F

Yeah I'm one of them

F

@@datboyace13 yeah that's sad. but there goes a saying that not living a life to the fullest is sadder

@@qimengzhang8825 gib point and I won't be sad Happiness is nothing but bunch of hormones and neuron's, there might be feelings that we don't know that exists

@@qimengzhang8825 live for what For fun? What is fun it's just something in the brain that makes us keep going and have an infinite chain

Heart-breaker

@Earth, Our home. That was a pathetic comment don't you think."we're all terrible creatures which ruin earth". Who the hell gave us brains to ruin earth? Who made us so smart? Whoever made us smart is the one who is truly responsible for ruining earth. Humans are completely innocent

Ha! I turn 15 in 8 days, and when this video came out, I was much younger!

@@buzzlightyear6960 Ha! Jokes on You! I already turned 15 this year

Extreme Alier I’m 12

Children

Haha! I'm 15 now, so I die!

What’s the name of that music

That's rap

@@user-uq6rq7yc9j yup

Oof

Same

Lol ur username XD

[Brain: Error 413] Request Entity Too Large - Out of memory. System shutting down ...

Roberto Cossu IKR SO RANDUMB XD

I'm alive not dead alive!!

I wonder how long I can make this username, Seriously though this was Google's big "Improvement?" nice user name

That’s Vsauce for you.

you must be new here

*bUt wHat iS a MiChEAl?*

Art.

holding up an apple saying apple and then you learn to assosiate the word with other things that look like apples

Mind blown

Your theory is not true, we do not define a word by other words. The fact that we can define words especially when we first learn them is that we unconsciously used to make an image of every word in our mind to help us understand them, and then they transfer from our short-term memory into our long-term memory as we use them often. For example the word "apple" when we first learned this word, we used to put an image of an apple in our mind to recognize it, and we kept using it very often so it transferred into the long-term memory and became a spontaneous thing to define. Dictionaries contain explanations and paraphrases that help us forming that image more clearly not only to understand nouns but also verbs adjectives and adverbs.. Basically words are defined by usage, Hope that answers your question.

Oh hai Caddy.

Caddy likes Vsauce!? Ahhh that makes me so happy!

It's okay Caddy. He mind-f**ks us all every month.

***** Please don't say you are offended, that offends me.

***** Caddy swears all the time. Don't like it? Just leave.

Why were the Fine Bros. invited to come to The White House to begin with?

obama gaming

😂🤣

@@chickennugget6995 can I eat you?

@@paranormaledits9526 what?

Eugene Balfour yeah I don’t think it makes that much sense to me lol. My dad Smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day( and used to smoke more) for around 40 years now. And he is 60 years old.

@@kaneseitz9842 life is uncertain,just because something increases the risk doesnt mean that it if definite

@@kaneseitz9842 Smoking just increases your chances of dying. By a lot though.

Fucking cyclists

Dass PEMDAS

Thai is the best comment here because you not 1. spam 2. quoting the video and other things

+Chris Koro I can't like this comment enough.

I do that alot

@@ivang3021 I never do.

@@anthonybowman3423 yet somehow you ended up here. Fail

@@strohhalm1326 I just don't get to see most videos as they come out. Got a huge backlog of stuff I can enjoy when I have time. Which is nice.

Are you dead?

It's an Indiana Jones reference. (The nuclear bomb scene)

were you one of the 340?

You ok?

yes

No

No

Count for what

Nah, just Deadpool.

A death by motorcycle is sensational and exotic, while flipping a canoe is a boring death. That's bias for ya.

whats the music at 2:26

@Luan Ventura ye ill send it to you

@Luan Ventura ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Gi1H51xpdvw.html

TheCuriousSloth lmao

+Kaykaymuffins Muffinz! (Smurfna) : NOOOOOOOOO

+Kaykaymuffins Muffinz! (Smurfna) wow so original

And then they'll literally call all medics prayers what ever to heal you,then by some way you actually don't die... And then you're like... GET PRANKED BIATCHES!

Mine are gonna be "Eureka! It's so simple:"

You forgot that you gave me a small loan of a mil-

cuz 1940s kids will know this is funny

Rusty Blade Good luck with that

thank you but i dont need it

My last words will be my favorite sentance...I farted

Rusty Blade 1:07

+German Tortoise rip

Its Lawl Yes I see

I really don’t believe that, pretty sure you’re full of shit

im watching a little over a year later

Thats my birthday

41, old man

You read my mind 2 weeks ago...are you psychic?

That's not how it works :/

what?

SAMAKUSgamer it rises exponentially.

Are you still alive bro ?

Your profile pic looks kinda like Michael, are you that guy from the video who went to Singapore?

Elon Musk was born on Mars, then invented time travel, and converted into human form in his actual human birth year.

Nice likes

xD

It's ok... you can go back in...... XD

Lol

knew*

OIS You know he doesn't have time to waste micro lives on you

OIS hahahaha oh come on

with my luck probably me

profilutennavn Well, with that kind of attitude... =/

Bruno Veras Ferreira with that attitude, probably, completely does not affect anything

Re I remember you commenting on a Good Mythical Morning episode.

he really is