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Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians 2 

Steven He
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Industry leading CGI production quality. Only on this failure of a channel.
Thank you guys for having my back this week, I've finished moving back to NYC. Back on Schedule now.
Also the Algorithm changed.... Now the like button and satisfaction surveys are king. Please demolish them. Ok.
#Comedy #Skit #Asian
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Комментарии : 17 тыс.   
@Voodoo1_vos
@Voodoo1_vos 3 года назад
i can prove his laughter cure faliure i was failing 3 classes 1 month before my finals this week and i brought them all up and got my finals done with a week to spare
@kaiser999wt
@kaiser999wt 3 года назад
What grade? Remeber, a is for average and b is for failure!
@inthefogs
@inthefogs 3 года назад
F A I L U R E!
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 года назад
*FAILURE*
@rocko_x
@rocko_x 3 года назад
SUCCESS
@Eidel_Rose
@Eidel_Rose 3 года назад
Mine are still awful
@jeevanjacob4102
@jeevanjacob4102 3 года назад
"Did I say you could leave?" My Asian ass got chills when he said that, literal chills.
@endergolem9977
@endergolem9977 3 года назад
The times my mother has said this to me can be summed up into one digit: Numerous
@ItsHimaank8071
@ItsHimaank8071 3 года назад
I got serious indian household ptsd from that too
@fengwang3224
@fengwang3224 3 года назад
That was the scariest part, to the ghost hahahaha.
@rajalaireya1748
@rajalaireya1748 3 года назад
I had flashbacks when he said that 🤣
@ZaSleeper
@ZaSleeper 3 года назад
SAME BRO SAMEEEEEEE
@harishankkarsubramanyam611
@harishankkarsubramanyam611 3 года назад
love how he's not even trying to hide the string.
@WarpedCyan
@WarpedCyan 3 года назад
It's floss Why am I getting hated? Im just telling him it's floss? ok he deleted his comment
@Rayhanxshah
@Rayhanxshah 3 года назад
True
@justjared2009
@justjared2009 3 года назад
Might as well make it a rope. LOL. But I think that that's the point. :)
@Zay_plays_ball
@Zay_plays_ball 3 года назад
I love how it’s a black screen for me
@merpuffedy
@merpuffedy 3 года назад
Failute
@jackfrost1075
@jackfrost1075 11 месяцев назад
steven had me at "Did I say you can leave?" Chinese parents always have absolute authority over their kids.
@sp677
@sp677 10 месяцев назад
Huh don't underestimate Indian parents
@M.Hellebore
@M.Hellebore 10 месяцев назад
“I will send you to Jesus” I felt that from parental fear 😂😂😂
@kzkaa.
@kzkaa. 9 месяцев назад
and ghost too.
@mechadoggy
@mechadoggy 7 месяцев назад
1:46
@cyrilespejo
@cyrilespejo 5 месяцев назад
do the dishes or no human rights
@josemanuelaguero68
@josemanuelaguero68 9 месяцев назад
"I will send you to Jesus", what a great line
@robensmonteau161
@robensmonteau161 3 года назад
Jesus: Now child, how did you get here? Ghost: An Asian yeeted a slipper at me.
@lnefty
@lnefty 2 года назад
"No worries, happens a lot more than you'd think"
@Invixnlty
@Invixnlty 2 года назад
@@lnefty iam an asian
@richatripathi5153
@richatripathi5153 2 года назад
I’m gonna do this when I’m 35 and have kids and see a ghost... WORD FOR WORD
@dutchdragon2472
@dutchdragon2472 2 года назад
@@Invixnlty Ok, the guy that made the video is too right? I mean..
@joshuaramotar4252
@joshuaramotar4252 2 года назад
😂
@jacoblee6079
@jacoblee6079 3 года назад
"You have telekinet-" "telekiknee-" "telemarketing power" lmao
@MegaEricPham
@MegaEricPham 3 года назад
I lost it there!
@kanthatchayaphan5309
@kanthatchayaphan5309 3 года назад
Marling powah
@nina_mis6762
@nina_mis6762 3 года назад
I DIED
@I_Am_T1
@I_Am_T1 3 года назад
I read this when it happened in the vid😭
@Veilwing
@Veilwing 3 года назад
*We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty*
@KevinSillyKevs
@KevinSillyKevs 11 месяцев назад
“I walk your dimension to get to school” 😂😂😂
@DaytonaJae
@DaytonaJae Месяц назад
This one had me
@finnabfitness
@finnabfitness 14 дней назад
😅
@User7055
@User7055 Год назад
The fact he isn’t even trying to hide the string makes me laugh even more 😂
@LilianaKali
@LilianaKali 3 месяца назад
I agree. I'm trying to figure out if it'd be even funnier if the string was a brighter colour or thicker in a future video XD XD XD
@williamsanabria5280
@williamsanabria5280 2 месяца назад
Not a asian ghost. Wearing the shoes in the house.
@dratackt2555
@dratackt2555 2 года назад
Therrapist: Why are you haunting this guy? Ghost: He is the only one who can send me to Jesus
@aradhyadixit8589
@aradhyadixit8589 2 года назад
good joke dude
@alperortac2638
@alperortac2638 2 года назад
The ghost Will experience some failure
@thanga71
@thanga71 2 года назад
lol
@Ancaryvan
@Ancaryvan 2 года назад
🤣 1:53!
@grimmshredsanguinus2915
@grimmshredsanguinus2915 2 года назад
the rapist?
@muhammadhashir6136
@muhammadhashir6136 3 года назад
“You think you’re scary, I warped your dimension to get to school.” It was at that moment that the ghost realised that you can die even in the afterlife.
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 года назад
XD
@mekyiamky6285
@mekyiamky6285 3 года назад
xd
@jpx7466
@jpx7466 3 года назад
Xd
@313Yuta
@313Yuta 3 года назад
Xd
@kyleterry5190
@kyleterry5190 3 года назад
XD
@-Cypris
@-Cypris 6 месяцев назад
I as an Asian feel that anger when I found out the ghost was wearing shoes INSIDE the HOME. 💀
@LilianaKali
@LilianaKali 3 месяца назад
That ghost is a FAILURE. Make all their ancestors cry
@JYL-eb7xl
@JYL-eb7xl Месяц назад
Just like: get the fuck out!😡
@Ember-iz3pi
@Ember-iz3pi 21 день назад
All ghosts are FAILURES! That's why they are ghosts.
@Karen-ig6bp
@Karen-ig6bp 7 месяцев назад
"Go do the dishes o I said you to Jesus"!..😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hussainalmoamen3213
@hussainalmoamen3213 2 года назад
Ghost: *tries to leave* Steven: D I D I S A Y Y O U C A N L E A V E? Ghost: *worried* Steven: go do the dishes Ghost: *tries to leave again* Steven: *I W I L L S E N D Y O U T O J E S U S* Ghost: *tried to leave and got sent to Jesus*
@qwertyuiop8795
@qwertyuiop8795 2 года назад
thank you for the transcription
@stevensdad3862
@stevensdad3862 2 года назад
now go do the dishes
@lunabearsong2043
@lunabearsong2043 2 года назад
I cackled at that part. I literally cackled. There's so much sass in his delivery, and I love it.
@inayatononna8940
@inayatononna8940 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@neerusharma4632
@neerusharma4632 2 года назад
SUS
@Mr.Nobody01211
@Mr.Nobody01211 2 года назад
Asian: "Are you Doctor yet?" Ghost: "Well, I was one before I died." A: "So you no doctor now?" G: "Well, no, I-" A: "So you a failure. Go and study until you are doctor." G: "Bu-" A: "Did I say you can talk back? Go and study." *throws slipper*
@ms.yawhaw8831
@ms.yawhaw8831 2 года назад
Epicly
@REN-il5bu
@REN-il5bu 2 года назад
Lmao 🤣 just like my parents when i died to a car crash
@syareeffurqan8047
@syareeffurqan8047 2 года назад
@@REN-il5bu you WHAT?!
@caohung4796
@caohung4796 2 года назад
Or i sent you to Jesus
@timeandspaceimmortality3554
@timeandspaceimmortality3554 2 года назад
@@REN-il5bu you immortal
@greensky9530
@greensky9530 7 месяцев назад
‘I will send you to jesus’ ghost starts leaving and gets NAILED so funny
@gillcawthorn7572
@gillcawthorn7572 11 месяцев назад
When I visited my son and his family in Indonesia last year ,I was shown an official road sign warning motorists that they may encounter a ghost at this particular corner . This was installed by the local traffic authority after complaints one had regularly been seen here . I suppose it was advance warning to prevent traffic accidents .😅
@217sherlock
@217sherlock 9 месяцев назад
You should have written on the sign " I didn't know this was the road to FAILURE!!"
@joanmassat8938
@joanmassat8938 3 месяца назад
😂I bet that got people to slow down better than other signs
@faultyfaulty7812
@faultyfaulty7812 2 года назад
“Did I say you could leave?” Professional Asian turning the tables what a power move.
@ImJustSomeoneRandom.
@ImJustSomeoneRandom. 2 года назад
Welcome to ghost news a ghost was kidnapped by a asian we still dont known where the ghost is back to u micheal
@user-rj4pv6by6g
@user-rj4pv6by6g 2 года назад
lol
@VickyShawcooksalot
@VickyShawcooksalot 2 года назад
I think he scared the ghost. 🤣🤣🤣
@hawkboys2465
@hawkboys2465 2 года назад
Steven: "I will send you to Jesus" Ghost: " Well you see he didn't want me. Why do you think I'm here?" Steven: "So Jesus didn't want you? How can you be that much of a FAILURE?!"
@kabutoyakushi9739
@kabutoyakushi9739 2 года назад
You know you're a damn failure, when even a failure like Steven calls you out
@jellymilk5898
@jellymilk5898 2 года назад
@Alice Lanterne then what doesNicholas mean
@ZoeTheRose
@ZoeTheRose 2 года назад
*legend says even steven didn't want them*
@samirabastos8411
@samirabastos8411 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnweek.
@johnweek. 2 года назад
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@StickoAnims
@StickoAnims 9 месяцев назад
"Ghost trying to get tan" Pfft 😂
@FatLittleOldLady
@FatLittleOldLady 11 месяцев назад
I think my failures are cured, now. Thanks! :D You are the funniest person around and I like you can make people laugh without cussing too much or being dirty.
@michellewang3270
@michellewang3270 3 года назад
So nobody gonna talk about how Steven’s dad is a double academy award winner? No wonder he thinks his son is a failure...
@King_Nipper
@King_Nipper 3 года назад
Not even made with real gold, biggest disappointment until Steven was born.
@kindra11111
@kindra11111 3 года назад
His other foot started a business at 9, easy
@onesaucdragon
@onesaucdragon 3 года назад
This is standard for Asians
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 года назад
HAHA
@vickmalham8191
@vickmalham8191 3 года назад
@@StevenHe you are a failure
@mohammadkhatib4823
@mohammadkhatib4823 3 года назад
This is the equivalent of "I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me"
@racecarthedestroyer7192
@racecarthedestroyer7192 3 года назад
"if god wanted you to live, he would not have created me"
@mustiz1898
@mustiz1898 3 года назад
IKR
@janilsoncabral9368
@janilsoncabral9368 Месяц назад
you know i can set you free, so do not make it durty ? or complicated ? i am on my own, i am sick of this game, not interested any more, it is ur problem, why u do not have body, to do what u should do before u leave this 3d matrix, come on, i need some rest 😢😢😢
@barbieholicable
@barbieholicable 8 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣Telemarketing powers! omg Go do the dishes😂😂😂😂
@MikeNoob101
@MikeNoob101 8 месяцев назад
Steven's dad's school is so far away he warped into another dimension to get to school
@saigerstruk
@saigerstruk 3 года назад
the victim is more scarier than the actual ghost😂
@HelloHello-lh8tm
@HelloHello-lh8tm 3 года назад
The victim is the ghost
@kailondorogers6268
@kailondorogers6268 3 года назад
@@HelloHello-lh8tm HahahahahahHhaha
@johnvonneumannsdaddy8207
@johnvonneumannsdaddy8207 3 года назад
More scarier is the scariest part
@darkpenink6730
@darkpenink6730 3 года назад
*more scary
@caelanharamis5660
@caelanharamis5660 3 года назад
Your English is ‘more scarier’ than anything mate 😂
@th_1593
@th_1593 3 года назад
Paranormal Activity 69: The Return of Beijing Corn the Ghost Cat
@GhostTheHost713
@GhostTheHost713 3 года назад
... I don't know how to respond to this
@merpuffedy
@merpuffedy 3 года назад
Your a failure!!!
@muhammedfaaz3641
@muhammedfaaz3641 3 года назад
He used to play piano at the Beijing corn field.POOR THING
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 года назад
hahaha that's a hollywood title right there
@seaan6178
@seaan6178 3 года назад
the guy above me is asian
@annesaunders3580
@annesaunders3580 7 месяцев назад
"You have telemarketing powers..." pure gold..🤣😂🙃
@kevinengland8626
@kevinengland8626 3 месяца назад
"I will send you to Jesus" He already failed walking into the gateways to heaven so he settled here 😂 No way he's getting back
@Retrokage
@Retrokage 3 года назад
When he said “I’ll send you to Jesus” I was dying
@MrSilversurfer0515
@MrSilversurfer0515 3 года назад
Yesss me too... Also when he said "i had to walk through your dimension to get to school"
@Kevin-jc1fx
@Kevin-jc1fx 3 года назад
Poor was traumatized.
@dingy8764
@dingy8764 3 года назад
@@MrSilversurfer0515 Oh, i thought he said “I want your dimension to get to school.”
@Soda008
@Soda008 3 года назад
Frtho! Bwahahaha
@Pelipear
@Pelipear 3 года назад
Don't mean to bother y'all or anything (like fr) but I make skits kinda like Steven He but not really! Feel free to check 'em out! Thanks! :)
@anirbanroy5667
@anirbanroy5667 3 года назад
Steven's dad:- I will send you to Jesus *throws his slipper Almost every exorcist out there:- Am I a joke to you?
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 года назад
HAHA
@Ghost-nj7nj
@Ghost-nj7nj 3 года назад
My grandmother said the same thing when I started growing facial hair
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 3 года назад
Steven's Dad to the exorcists: Yes, You a failure
@flooremoji
@flooremoji 3 года назад
Too expensive
@darenk77
@darenk77 3 года назад
From whence you came
@leximuaune4229
@leximuaune4229 3 месяца назад
There went my coffee 😂 I can't even fam this is gold!
@Baconman2478
@Baconman2478 9 месяцев назад
Steven he: see's footprints Ghost: appears Steven he: turn's ultra instinct
@CaesarShadowKnight
@CaesarShadowKnight 3 года назад
“I didn’t know I ran a foster home for FAILURE.” Steven’s dad steady spitting lava
@hungrymeat3578
@hungrymeat3578 3 года назад
I love how he brings common sense and reality to everyone... even a ghost.
@merpuffedy
@merpuffedy 3 года назад
U failure
@titleatptitleinsertcoordin3701
@titleatptitleinsertcoordin3701 3 года назад
Dang
@williambanks8935
@williambanks8935 3 года назад
lol
@LabzPro
@LabzPro 3 года назад
That’s true!
@mtio2807
@mtio2807 3 года назад
That ghost was a failure
@karenk2409
@karenk2409 7 месяцев назад
"Failure management" with ghosts - I love it!
@BensEditse
@BensEditse Месяц назад
“I’ll send you to Jesus” a famous meme have be created again 😂
@timiscool9523
@timiscool9523 3 года назад
“What the hell, is that you? You have telekinetic, telekine, telemarketing power.”
@evanr1814
@evanr1814 3 года назад
01:22
@TheyCallMeMinty
@TheyCallMeMinty 3 года назад
He said that while I read this
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 года назад
@@TheyCallMeMinty same
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 года назад
He just couldn’t spit out the words
@tejkumarigurung6010
@tejkumarigurung6010 3 года назад
When I was started reading this he also said the same thing like I am reading this and he is saying it.
@user-nu8xi4sl1e
@user-nu8xi4sl1e 2 года назад
"did I say you can leave!?" Ghost: **instant regret**
@Quack-om3jj
@Quack-om3jj 2 года назад
if your a ghost and you entered an Asian house. good job, you fked up.
@MrSasukeSusanoo
@MrSasukeSusanoo 2 года назад
Steven Dad: I'm not trapped with you, you're trapped with me, now stop being a failure and score an A in spooky class because my son's failure level is even scarier than you
@user-nu8xi4sl1e
@user-nu8xi4sl1e 2 года назад
@@MrSasukeSusanoo accurate words. definitely would be used by my father. 👌🏻
@MrSasukeSusanoo
@MrSasukeSusanoo 2 года назад
@@user-nu8xi4sl1e oh man I feel you bro 👊 same for me
@user-nu8xi4sl1e
@user-nu8xi4sl1e 2 года назад
@@MrSasukeSusanoo 👊🏻bro 😔
@Angelcat2023
@Angelcat2023 10 месяцев назад
Your just living rent free in my head now because of how funny you are, Your videos are so Wholesome, You bring a Smile to my face even during my break on my Show 😂
@robertcooney1938
@robertcooney1938 7 месяцев назад
Today I got a bunch of your videos. They are hilarious! 😅😅😅😅 new sub.
@yourgirllaurk
@yourgirllaurk 2 года назад
Ghost: *trying to cause chaos* Steven: *fed up with it's antics and gives it a what for* Ghost: *experiences emotional damage*
@Blackcage3
@Blackcage3 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@InfamousNoob
@InfamousNoob 2 года назад
EMOSHAHNAUL DAMAGE????
@faceboy1392
@faceboy1392 2 года назад
steven: hold da flashlight higher- why you hold it so high are you blind or just stoopid
@ragavanbalaji7257
@ragavanbalaji7257 2 года назад
steven:Dont hold it it lower than ur iq
@Exozealots
@Exozealots 2 года назад
Than only thing that is terrifying is your unemployment. Go start a business.
@antonisstavroulakis7698
@antonisstavroulakis7698 2 года назад
"I walked your dimension to get to school!" That part killed me
@mysticdragonwolf89
@mysticdragonwolf89 2 года назад
Found the ghost guys, this guy failed at emotional control FAILURE!
@reebott8691
@reebott8691 Год назад
Bro I swear, all Asians that used to live in asia had to go through the labors of Hercules while fighting ten tigers in a meter of snow with a 100°C sun beating down on them all while carrying a small house on their back and wearing bricks for shoes.
@KevinSillyKevs
@KevinSillyKevs Год назад
@@reebott8691 that’ll be my family
@realreuben126
@realreuben126 Год назад
what exactly does that means
@aredub1847
@aredub1847 Год назад
you need to loop up grandpa pickles. old us cartoon from the 90s. meme creator.
@nntextmusic5946
@nntextmusic5946 2 месяца назад
'Emotional damage' 'I will send you to Jesus' and 'Are you dumb' are the best lines EVER!!!
@Ember-iz3pi
@Ember-iz3pi 21 день назад
What about when he calls people a failure? Or when he says "Stoopid"
@trexion3443
@trexion3443 3 года назад
I like how he never gets scared and only gets angry.
@willestr8656
@willestr8656 3 года назад
Go do the dishes
@benhauzel1340
@benhauzel1340 3 года назад
Your likes went from 100 to 111 in a few seconds
@trexion3443
@trexion3443 3 года назад
@@benhauzel1340 this is an achievement to remember. And I am surprised because this is probably my worst comment so far.
@zivunknown
@zivunknown 3 года назад
@@trexion3443 That's ok, still better than Steven's channel.
@trexion3443
@trexion3443 3 года назад
@@zivunknown So true
@imXTER
@imXTER 2 года назад
“Did i say you can leave?” *AT THIS POINT THE GHOST KNEW HE WAS GONNA GET SENT TO JESUS BY NINJA SLIPPERS*
@harkomalsingh1198
@harkomalsingh1198 2 года назад
Lol
@wwvnmnvww472
@wwvnmnvww472 2 года назад
Jesus:why you come to here again?
@fut4life222
@fut4life222 2 года назад
AT this Moment that he knew he f*uckt up
@eugmmanwiksel1873
@eugmmanwiksel1873 2 года назад
Lol ( emotional damage)
@leonartha03
@leonartha03 2 года назад
@@wwvnmnvww472 ghost : i regret tried to haunt some asian guy
@Valorantnewbie-ml8si
@Valorantnewbie-ml8si 19 дней назад
Ultimate weapon : Did I say you can leave?
@iosonox
@iosonox 7 месяцев назад
I now officially use “I will send you to Jesus” on my teenage son every time he tries to be a smart @$$. Love it and love your work.
@maysonsworkshop9620
@maysonsworkshop9620 2 года назад
"You have telekineti- telekine- telemarketing power!" Best quote of the year
@ProdByAngus
@ProdByAngus 2 года назад
Yes
@arianamichael2864
@arianamichael2864 2 года назад
Yees the best quote
@monky8557
@monky8557 2 года назад
Am telepathically speaking with you, To tell you about our new food product called "H2O" you've probably never heard of it.
@arianamichael2864
@arianamichael2864 2 года назад
@@monky8557 oh Ummmm..... Right....
@fatalecho_king
@fatalecho_king 2 года назад
"You don't become magician, you don't go to roulette table you come to my house."
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 года назад
*Plot twist: his dad’s the ghost and secretly trying to tell him he is a failure*
@mrrealnobody4382
@mrrealnobody4382 3 года назад
Lol
@Niweera
@Niweera 3 года назад
Yo how do you type bold?
@shashu3409
@shashu3409 3 года назад
Loll
@marosmariene9204
@marosmariene9204 3 года назад
@@Niweera * this * no space
@Niweera
@Niweera 3 года назад
@@marosmariene9204 *cool* *cool* *cool*
@vi_gaming5832
@vi_gaming5832 Год назад
The fact he doesn’t hide the string proves he’s just doing it for fun and to entertain others ❤ this is why I love creators like this
@rastislavkirovich
@rastislavkirovich Год назад
He just doesn't know how to hide….
@shabmia8920
@shabmia8920 Год назад
I love how he is not even trying to hide the string
@happyface728
@happyface728 Год назад
"I didn't know I ran a foster home for FAILURES!!" that part got me😂😂
@realreuben126
@realreuben126 Год назад
What does that means...I don't get it...
@emilyleong6442
@emilyleong6442 Год назад
@@realreuben126 the ghost are in his house, he said that his house like a foster home for the failure of the spiritual realm
@realreuben126
@realreuben126 Год назад
@@emilyleong6442 good to know thanks for your explanation😁
@vectorm4
@vectorm4 Год назад
@@realreuben126 A repeated thing that Steven He does is to berate his "son" for being a failure.
@cstalnaker1311
@cstalnaker1311 Год назад
Best line ever 🤣
@TexMeta
@TexMeta 2 года назад
"I didn't know I ran a foster home for FAILURES!" I laughed so hard. You're hilarious. Subscribed.
@Natalie-Zz87
@Natalie-Zz87 2 года назад
Omg, I had to pause at this spot 🤣😹🤣😂 I burst out laughing so hard 👍💀
@rainnmoon114
@rainnmoon114 2 года назад
It's almost 4 am and I'm in so much pain for trying not to laugh 😂
@Eviekaii
@Eviekaii 2 года назад
Dj yasuo :D
@Gamex-Frontiers
@Gamex-Frontiers Месяц назад
Ghost in his mind; EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!
@mohdadham2001
@mohdadham2001 8 месяцев назад
ghosts dont haunt asians, asians haunt ghosts
@Procopius464
@Procopius464 Месяц назад
"We bring laughter to more people so we can cure their failures." Good one, although it's more like treating the symptoms rather than the cause.
@Aurakin
@Aurakin 3 года назад
"Did I say you can leave, do the dishes or else I send you to jesus" Throws slipper
@RyanSyed
@RyanSyed 3 года назад
that got me laughing
@vasp1re_290
@vasp1re_290 3 года назад
Shoe hits the ghost
@muhammedfaaz3641
@muhammedfaaz3641 3 года назад
Holy damage +100
@vasp1re_290
@vasp1re_290 3 года назад
+69 asian power
@icoughed4991
@icoughed4991 3 года назад
Yes I watched the video.
@crazybanana8907
@crazybanana8907 2 года назад
My stereotypical Western friend’s dad: “Get the f**k out of my sight!!” My Asian dad: “Did I say you can leave?!”
@xerrybloom
@xerrybloom 2 года назад
As a chinese, I can prove this is true
@guywithrevolver
@guywithrevolver 2 года назад
As an australian I can say that i have had no experience similar to this
@PAIN_3100
@PAIN_3100 2 года назад
As an Indian, I also prove this is true! 😂
@lunabearsong2043
@lunabearsong2043 2 года назад
As a black person, my grandmother was like both of these in the same instance. LOL!
@samurailizard8886
@samurailizard8886 2 года назад
As an Cambodian I can prove this is true
@rgbozkurt
@rgbozkurt Месяц назад
keep up the great work bro. I love your humor :)
@hexagonal69
@hexagonal69 Год назад
The fact that Steven can’t say "Telekinesis" so it became "Telemarketing" instead honestly just makes it funnier.
@RIZFERD
@RIZFERD Год назад
telekinetic
@hexagonal69
@hexagonal69 Год назад
@@RIZFERD potato tomato, same thing, just different conjugation.
@thehaveninthehand
@thehaveninthehand Год назад
Steven's dad sometimes struggle with the English language.
@The_GreenHub
@The_GreenHub Год назад
@@hexagonal69bro doesn’t know what conjugation is
@millenniyall_gaming2198
@millenniyall_gaming2198 Год назад
I thought he said Telemockety
@daiyan66
@daiyan66 3 года назад
steven’s dad has evolved he uses to fight lions with corn cans and tyrannosaurus with nunchucks now he can fight a ghost with a slipper
@kanthatchayaphan5309
@kanthatchayaphan5309 3 года назад
Hes not a FAUUYYYLELERRRRRR
@TheKueiJin
@TheKueiJin 3 года назад
Slipper technique is from ancient China when they could warp time and space and hit ghost before it was born and in the last second of its life. Both at the same time.
@Ruv_S
@Ruv_S 3 года назад
😂
@JustanotherdudeOramI
@JustanotherdudeOramI 3 года назад
@@TheKueiJin I imagined saying this with his accent
@ultra_01
@ultra_01 3 года назад
slipper can go through space time
@rbailey5433
@rbailey5433 7 месяцев назад
Thank you. I needed this 😂😂😂😂 Subscribed
@yukiHanakoMino
@yukiHanakoMino Год назад
Love the vid! You deserve 4000M! UNDERRATED!
@mastervex5698
@mastervex5698 3 года назад
LMAO. Steven: *Threatens Ghost* "I will send you to Jesus!" Ghost: *thinks it is a bluff* *Goes for the door* Steven: *Hurls his divine justice slipper* Quake Announcer: "HEAD SHOT!"
@surgeonsalt2864
@surgeonsalt2864 3 года назад
SSBU Announcer: GAME
@macaemeia146
@macaemeia146 2 года назад
Jesus: dam that was a good shot
@synykergaming4933
@synykergaming4933 2 года назад
That was the funniest part of the entire vid XD
@alexiaknightwalker8432
@alexiaknightwalker8432 2 года назад
666 likes. YAS!
@ImADeity
@ImADeity 2 года назад
The sound
@mrnigelng
@mrnigelng 3 года назад
This is hilarious 😂
@peacewasneveranoption7645
@peacewasneveranoption7645 3 года назад
When will 2 of you collab? :)
@mondaywednesdayfridaysunday
@mondaywednesdayfridaysunday 3 года назад
why no onw like this comment
@laggylouis
@laggylouis 3 года назад
Remember when Steven’s dad said uncle Roger be coming over soon
@vanajaajith6222
@vanajaajith6222 3 года назад
I'm just gonna take a place here
@johnd3421
@johnd3421 3 года назад
You two really have to collab.
@thurayya8905
@thurayya8905 8 месяцев назад
"Your wearing shoes inside?! The soil, the leaf . . ." You tell that ghost! It can just mop the floor itself!
@Notslender421
@Notslender421 8 месяцев назад
Bro wasn’t even at least bothered to hide even the littlest part
@braydengaming8848
@braydengaming8848 2 года назад
Asian: I will send you to Jesus Ghost: *open’s the door* Asian: *hits with the sandal* 1:53 funny😂
@mattthewvera7333
@mattthewvera7333 2 года назад
Yes he open the door to jesus
@trongan5688
@trongan5688 2 года назад
@@mattthewvera7333 and he must hit by the sandal to get through the door XD
@andreitzy6165
@andreitzy6165 2 года назад
@@trongan5688 xD🤣
@p123.mp4
@p123.mp4 2 года назад
1:53
@Nsodnoajdjksl
@Nsodnoajdjksl Год назад
Ghost: **emotional damage**
@leathz9990
@leathz9990 3 года назад
"I will send you to Jesus" -Steven He, Art of failure Management.
@313Yuta
@313Yuta 3 года назад
OMFG I CANT🤣🤣🤣
@MegaPhobic11
@MegaPhobic11 13 дней назад
The only line that scares me “Did I say you could leave?”
@andylastname566
@andylastname566 7 месяцев назад
The Send you to Jesus line was gold. XD
@ehsanuddin435
@ehsanuddin435 3 года назад
Clicked faster than Stevens dad saying Steven is a failure
@Richard-cv1ml
@Richard-cv1ml 3 года назад
you stole my idea
@noxiean
@noxiean 3 года назад
Facts
@alessioram6631
@alessioram6631 3 года назад
Impossible
@tristanf2pgaming481
@tristanf2pgaming481 3 года назад
That not possible even mentally
@SleepinInsomnia
@SleepinInsomnia 3 года назад
IMPOSSIBLE
@phoenixpeng8822
@phoenixpeng8822 3 года назад
"we bring laughter to more people to cure their failures" -Stevens dad 2021
@nashwaan2956
@nashwaan2956 3 года назад
So basically you're saying "we act like failures to entertain other failures"
@2old2kare94
@2old2kare94 3 года назад
I read this as he said it🤣🤣
@xMinimal
@xMinimal 3 года назад
@@2old2kare94 same haha
@Lorelei6660
@Lorelei6660 Месяц назад
I didn't realise I was running a foster home for FAILURES 💀 that was personal
@Imagirlygirl0_o
@Imagirlygirl0_o Год назад
The ghost looked terrified, well as terrified as u can look when there's a sheet covering ur head
@chloeng4128
@chloeng4128 2 года назад
"I will send you to Jesus" Ghost:...*still leaves* *Throws shoe* Ghost:..*sobbing while doing the dishes*.....
@johnwufky1634
@johnwufky1634 2 года назад
Lol
@soap4412
@soap4412 2 года назад
F
@amkc8479
@amkc8479 2 года назад
Not shoe it's slipper
@Exozealots
@Exozealots 2 года назад
Chinese Ghost does it better: It can haunt everyday and still make rice before he it comes home and walks to ghost school both ways while fighting Skeletons Lions with Knucks, all while doing business at the same time with Ghost Corn.
@chloeng4128
@chloeng4128 2 года назад
@@Exozealots all asian parents:SEE WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE THEM asian kids:I'm not a ghost- Asian parents:DONT TALK BACK
@graceb5779
@graceb5779 7 месяцев назад
“What are u doing standing at the dooor this is a small apartment we have no sunlight”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Heyimnewth
@Heyimnewth 9 месяцев назад
As an ghost that has experienced these things I can say that Asian are more powerful than school shooters
@blueventurine7131
@blueventurine7131 3 года назад
The fear of the slipper is so universal, even ghosts flinch at the sight of it
@olinaw5145
@olinaw5145 3 года назад
That's how impressive Steven's dad's slipper throwing is... he can make slippers fly across dimensions :O
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 года назад
EXACTLY
@Order-si7nd
@Order-si7nd 3 года назад
@@StevenHe this is why you are one thing only other than a RU-vidr about their dad FAILURE
@mervieschrealdoenteminerev8327
@mervieschrealdoenteminerev8327 3 года назад
@@StevenHe you still FAILURE you hit sooo soft why not A very hard throw?
@Littleicy1
@Littleicy1 3 года назад
I read this with the accent in my head lmfao
@olinaw5145
@olinaw5145 3 года назад
@@StevenHe Thanks so much for taking the time to reply!
@Yandere0233
@Yandere0233 11 месяцев назад
I like how he shows no emotion except anger
@axelsoderhielm2127
@axelsoderhielm2127 19 дней назад
That smack was a direct headshot 😂
@lenkabzdurska8852
@lenkabzdurska8852 2 года назад
Ghost: *tries to get out of the house* Steven: Did i say you can leave?!Go do the dishes. Ghost: *Still tries to leave* Steven: I will send you to jesus.*throws sandal* Ghost: *Dies of emotional damage*
@MaxiZ4
@MaxiZ4 2 года назад
slipper not sandal
@papergacha9538
@papergacha9538 2 года назад
The smack the sandal did though
@soundbeverage3964
@soundbeverage3964 2 года назад
he already dead too lmao
@user-by5hu8xu1b
@user-by5hu8xu1b 2 года назад
E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E
@shadow_flamegaming7193
@shadow_flamegaming7193 2 года назад
@@soundbeverage3964 double dead haha god only gave him one life now he owes god 1 life
@victorphtalo
@victorphtalo 2 года назад
My Asian friend after I showed her this: "The only things that scare Asians are their mothers" 😂😂😂
@Mysti-P
@Mysti-P 2 года назад
So true lmao
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754
@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 2 года назад
Amen, can confirm
@tangerin_han
@tangerin_han 2 года назад
The two most scary things in the entire universe: Abuelas holding slippers, and mothers
@istillcantthinkofaname7993
@istillcantthinkofaname7993 2 года назад
true
@sungjinwo9316
@sungjinwo9316 2 года назад
Your wrong buddy if there is someone scary than mother it's our father and when my father is mad *GOD MAY BE SO MERCIFUL*
@217sherlock
@217sherlock 9 месяцев назад
The slipper to the ghost's head cracker me up
@andrethegreatyt2
@andrethegreatyt2 Год назад
Steven disguised as a ghost getting hit with a shoe is comedy gold
@Blakeneyd
@Blakeneyd Год назад
I love how he criticized the ghost for not living up to its potential.
@albionpewpew
@albionpewpew Год назад
"living" up to his potential is uh... Fine word choice
@mariustan9275
@mariustan9275 Год назад
Deading up to his potential
@LilianaKali
@LilianaKali 3 месяца назад
Maybe ... "deading down" to his potential? XD XD XD@@mariustan9275
@jinisha_d20
@jinisha_d20 Год назад
"Did I say you can leave" Got me laughing out of my chair
@NoahLoftier
@NoahLoftier Год назад
And then the slipper slapping the heck out of the ghost's head had me dying.
@ThatOneProFloppaTheBest
@ThatOneProFloppaTheBest Год назад
I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS
@Trehek
@Trehek 9 месяцев назад
Go do the dishes!
@Akarumey2023
@Akarumey2023 9 месяцев назад
If it's saying Asian it's sound scary.
@KaziHimaloy
@KaziHimaloy 2 месяца назад
The string makes this 1000× funnier
@caixiaoshan
@caixiaoshan 8 месяцев назад
the ghost got a taste of emotional damage
@AnaklusmosPSI
@AnaklusmosPSI 2 года назад
“Ghosts don’t hunt Asians” Every Japanese death game: “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT”
@SavignyWRT
@SavignyWRT 2 года назад
In fact every asian is not allowed play game like this because they will send the ghost to jesus
@suruwatsunuwar8387
@suruwatsunuwar8387 2 года назад
him: I will send you to Jesus! every Japanese death game: *tries to kill him* Him: Yeets flip flop to each of emm
@amkc8479
@amkc8479 2 года назад
Y e s
@nargiaz7368
@nargiaz7368 2 года назад
It's because those ones are also asians. Making it 10000% scarier
@insertnamehere4983
@insertnamehere4983 2 года назад
ghost dont haunt pure asian and chinese
@bigbangstar191
@bigbangstar191 2 года назад
" you dont be magician, you dont go to roulette table you come to my house. DO I LOOK LIKE PANDA EXPRESS " this line has got me laughing so hard
@Zylef08
@Zylef08 2 года назад
The “I will send you to Jesus” line is hilarious too
@fanz8689
@fanz8689 2 года назад
@@Zylef08 panda express can send peeps to Jesus instantly.
@kittyfam5543
@kittyfam5543 2 года назад
Yep same plus the "i will send you to jesus" line
@bloominglittleflower
@bloominglittleflower 2 года назад
1:52 i will send you to jesus
@yingxinxue1190
@yingxinxue1190 3 месяца назад
The low detail Beijing Corn can was a paid actor 💀💀💀
@anupchakraborty9439
@anupchakraborty9439 Год назад
As a fan of Stevenhe i can very proudly say that : *THE SLIPPERS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON EVER ON EARTH!*) (EVEN THE ARMY CAN USE IT!)
@bertegue5162
@bertegue5162 3 года назад
Most spirits feared the cross, but it was on this day that when poltergeists see a slipper, they burst into flames of failure
@parkertdm1652
@parkertdm1652 3 года назад
All spirits fear the combination of S A L T, C A N D L E, and S P I C E S
@parkertdm1652
@parkertdm1652 3 года назад
@@Crash_- Yeah, but, salt, a candle, and spices, is how you remove spirits from your house.
@parkertdm1652
@parkertdm1652 3 года назад
@@Crash_- I do, but why not explain how to clear a house of spirits?
@squishytoyfish
@squishytoyfish 3 года назад
Imma just sip my lizard soup and watch, carry on
@bertegue5162
@bertegue5162 3 года назад
@@squishytoyfish sounds like a good idea, I'll just spam the forums on the game Phasmophobia to add the slipper as a useful item
@frosttail309
@frosttail309 3 года назад
Instead of being scared of the ghost the dad rages at it. " Are you dumb?" HAHAHAHAHA that's amazing!
@Schweinegulasch
@Schweinegulasch 3 года назад
Thanks for describing the joke. I almost didn't get it.
@Pelipear
@Pelipear 3 года назад
Ayeo my guys, I make skits! Feel free to check 'em out! Thanks :)
@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096
@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096 3 года назад
@Oscar Skuza Everyone saw it lol, we just pretend i didn't happen because it is physically impossible for Steven to make it move without it
@frosttail309
@frosttail309 3 года назад
@@russiasgreatestspinmachine4096 true 😂
@kathymchenry2208
@kathymchenry2208 3 месяца назад
My new favorite funny guy. Thank you, Sir. It's nice to see someone funny and fun for a change
@satrn_amp
@satrn_amp 11 месяцев назад
"did I say you can leave" is the most menacing thing you can say to a ghost and im not even lying
@ij1376
@ij1376 2 года назад
"Did I say you can leave? Go do the dishes." _This dude really just pulled an alpha move on a ghost._
@DaughterOfMaat
@DaughterOfMaat 2 года назад
That guy was in full "Tired, busy and angry Asian mum" mode xD
@arandomasschannel
@arandomasschannel 2 года назад
@@DaughterOfMaat basically my mom
@dignityworks_animates5775
@dignityworks_animates5775 2 года назад
@@arandomasschannel same
@samg2394
@samg2394 2 года назад
“I will send you to Jesus!”
@bhavibro1025
@bhavibro1025 2 года назад
sigma move*
@Kevin-jc1fx
@Kevin-jc1fx 3 года назад
"Did I say you can leave?" - It escalated so quickly.
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