What I love a lot about Dara's stand-up sketches is how quickly and fluidly he can improvise on the audience's suggestions, without breaking pace at all 😀
There is an Australian joke about remote outback stations, reminded by the neighbour joke. One woman doing the dishes hears a knock at the door and opens to a woman who says Hi I'm your new neighbour. The other woman says but the nearest station is 350 kilometres away. The visitor replies yeah I know, can I borrow half a ton of sugar.
I know someone says this about almost every comedian, but I reckon Dara is underrated. He's such a funny guy just in the way he talks, like kevin bridges. And his facial/body expressions make it that much better.
When my daughter was house hunting we went to a show home - we got there right after it opened. The only other person there was the realtor, and seriously the only thing I remember about the house is the skid marks in the ensuite bathroom😆 We were all like, "dude, get yourself a toilet brush!"
When I was a kid we moved into a house a vicar had lived in...... they had not even bothered to flush the toilet before they left.... and it was a number 2!
So a rowboat which will _sink_ into the snow, then proceed to shovel snow Infront of you nstead of moving, would be 'more' useful than *skis* ?? A snow-based mode of transport
Omg I've had that happen on piano moves before and it's rather annoying because I'm 5'7" 130 lbs (170 cm 59 kg) and the only thing giving me the power to lift 4x my weight is my completely desperate need for money.
In America we had a 911 operator repeatedly telling an old man NOT to murder the thief stealing his neighbors game system, but the old loser couldn’t calm his murder boner and he killed the guy. The NRA considers this man an hero today and he is a free and proud man. Yay.
Weirdly enough though, most big corporations got away very easily. Mostly, because they bribed enough politicians to get all the financial help they need while actual human beings get unhoused and starve - which just goes to show how continuity companies aren't needed. Corruption is all you need in glorious capitalism.
All the Corporate Disaster Recovery Plans I ever saw as admin, were about nuclear attack. You'd think they'd factor in a pandemic , what with Bird Flu & C*rona virus.
Dara is a literal master of his craft. Very, very few can operate at this level. I would personally say that only Dave Chappelle is technically better at the job than Dara, and HE is a living legend.
Jesus Universal Comedy, do you even watch these videos before you upload them? Dara is doing some comedy gold and you just go "nah, swipe left, next skit". Also, what's with the title? Might as well call it "Dara says a thing"... Dara: good. Universal Comedy: special needs.
Bond is payed for a reason. Had to foght to split sogned lease once as flat mate bailed and I cleaned alone. His bedroom carpet was one big amalgamated bong water / rotten sandwich / urone stain.
