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Florida made news today for rejecting new math textbooks for reasons having more to do with the culture wars than long division, and Stephen tries to make sense of the trailer for Tucker Carlson's new documentary about the dangers of low testosterone. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Комментарии : 5 тыс.   
@vladimirenlow4388
@vladimirenlow4388 2 года назад
The lack of transparency regarding the textbook rejections makes me think the CRT issue is being used as a cover for certain figures in the Florida state legislature to approve only books published by companies in which they own stock. There's some math going on here, alright.
@norafox4789
@norafox4789 2 года назад
Good thought!!
@somexp12
@somexp12 2 года назад
Apparently, the textbook contents are "proprietary," so I guess we'll know what the problem was should the publishers give consent to make the material public. That said, there is a movement to insert political stuff into math curricula. Also another one to adjust grading standards to be open-ended. I assumed these movements were small, but I wouldn't put it past Florida to be overzealous in trying to spot manifestations of it.
@kristypenner2753
@kristypenner2753 2 года назад
What kind of politics do they want to insert into math textbooks? Also, critical race theory has nothing to do with math, nor schools below the university level. Critical race theory is only taught in high level university classes. What is wrong with Republicans? Why do conservatives have to lie so obviously to attract voters?
@somexp12
@somexp12 2 года назад
@@kristypenner2753 An example one educator proposed and implemented was having students count the number of liquor stores in different neighborhoods. (She gave a TED talk about it if you want to look it up.) DeSantis' spokesperson also cited a Missouri example where a teacher assigned a bunch of word problems about Maya Angelou. I assumed this was too small to show up in textbooks yet, but there *is* a movement to use math class as an excuse to talk about a million different things other than math. There's also a movement to make grading more open-ended so that teachers can effectively pick and choose whom they pass. (I had guidelines for this approach linked to me by someone who advocated it.) I'm aware of CRT as a legal subject, thank you. I've probably known that for years before you did, as the word only recently hit the mainstream. Thoroughly explaining why this is irrelevant hair splitting would take a minute, but even crt advocates will define it as something other than a legal subject. Part of the answer, however, is that critical theory, broadly, isn't a legal subject at all. A "critical theory" is defined as any theory intended to delegitimize the established order. This could be anything and could apply anywhere. It's mostly just happenstance that crt found its home in law, as its principles partially predate its formal founding at Harvard Law (crt advocates will tell you this under certain conditions). Now, it is a different question whether the examples I gave are examples of this broader understanding. I think the word is overused by conservatives, but there are concrete things out there that warrant attention regardless of what you call them.
@smkh2890
@smkh2890 2 года назад
@@somexp12" having students count the number of liquor stores in different neighborhoods" seems like practical use of math in class. I look at how many pubs and betting shops there are in any area to know its economy. That is not a racial perspective, that is in poor white areas of the UK.
@Ti5qu4ntum
@Ti5qu4ntum 2 года назад
Just when you think Florida has hit rock bottom, Florida grabs a shovel and starts digging. 🙄😅
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 2 года назад
OMG😂, Yes, it's true
@nonna_sof5889
@nonna_sof5889 2 года назад
Which is kind of impressive given the water table in most of the state.
@selkiara1272
@selkiara1272 2 года назад
Doesn't help that somebody told them the meth was burried at Gator Gulch.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 года назад
Hit rock bottom for what, exactly? Not wanting politics shoved into math textbooks? Does that mean you want politics in your math textbooks?
@tiffbeevachou108
@tiffbeevachou108 2 года назад
@@WarpRulez you seem like you need to take some time from YT and figure out exactly how math can be politicized besides excluding math books because it hurts insecure white men.
@clairemitchell5207
@clairemitchell5207 2 года назад
I'm from Australia and the first time I saw anything with Tucker Carlson I thought he was a comedian and his show was a joke. Then someone said it was a real news show. I find it so hard to believe that people take him seriously.
@margotp.6291
@margotp.6291 2 года назад
Same here. Noone outside US takes him seriously anyway (I hope 😝)
@brianmilo7662
@brianmilo7662 2 года назад
But you watch Colbert? And if you ever see Tucker talk outside of show, he's a very polite and fair individual. Disclaimer: I don't watch his show, but don't think you should listen to Colbert and his radical war on the west talking points and take those serious either. He's a rage hustler like the rest of them. Just wants the views.
@QuantumTrading2023
@QuantumTrading2023 2 года назад
Do u like soyboys who can't get it up? The war against men is a real crisis.
@anabelleigh5745
@anabelleigh5745 2 года назад
@Claire, I think the reason why the GOP is attacking history is to keep people dumber and uninformed. Most people in this country don't even read books. It's scary.
@brianmilo7662
@brianmilo7662 2 года назад
@@anabelleigh5745 the GOP? Lmao
@nullmcgrooder70
@nullmcgrooder70 2 года назад
I really hope someone monitors this account: The governor of Virginia is part of the Carlyle Group that owns the math book selected by the state of Florida. It was, surprisingly, the only book that survived the CRT review. All other books were cut off the list of approved books. So point to Governor Youngkin.
@a.r.9357
@a.r.9357 2 года назад
So I'm German... and the efforts made in the USA to ban schoolbooks on history (or any historical fact that could make the children feel bad for what their ancestors did) give me a real bad feeling. Here in Germany we're talking a lot about our darkest times in history class. And that's really the right thing to do (in my opinion).
@a.r.9357
@a.r.9357 2 года назад
@Abraham Donaldson I appreciate your politeness, thanks a lot. 😉
@razvanzamfir1545
@razvanzamfir1545 2 года назад
That's because Germany went through the era where they were the "bad people", waging a world war almost by themselves (and almost winning too); in the process, Germans learned humility which allowed them to see what went wrong and take steps to prevent it. US hasn't gotten to that part yet. In fact, the US have been sheltered from having to suffer consequences of waging wars (9/11 being the only "consequence" if you will), especially not a war thought on its own turf. Even when losing a war (Vietnam, Afghanistan), the reality didn't really settle in for those not actively fighting there and so, the ego remained. The ego is sustained through the usual "greatest country on Earth" slogans, frantic flag waving and so on. The last chance for anything of significance to happen, in my opinion, was punishing the insurrection participants and, even more importantly, their leaders. But 1.25 years later, still almost nothing: just a few guys in jail (literally), while the main instigators (re: politicians) are not only walking around freely, but most still in positions of power. So, my friend, you are absolutely right to have bad feeling (just look at how many politicians are calling out nuclear strikes in Russia, as if fallout will be restricted there). Country is ran mostly on "feeling" instead of facts. I'm pretty scared myself, by proxy (as a Canadian, because the US winds of thought, politics and economic actions). Sometimes, someone still asks why my wife and why don't want kids; well, let's say that arguments against keep pilling up every year.
@williamlacentra2808
@williamlacentra2808 2 года назад
Your opinion is valuable and noted --------Everyone should talk about Hitler, the S-S and what they represented .!
@willemvandeursen3105
@willemvandeursen3105 2 года назад
A.R., In my opinion too. I have a bad feeling when I hear American politicians rape and distort European's gruesome 20th century. Simply because their "acadamic" education sucks royally. They leave their schools knowing nothing. It's even worse: they are not interested- the universe outside planet America is of no relevance to them. Surprisingly many politicans appear to know very little about America's history.... Cocooning cavemen. "But we have seen the pyramids! And Chernobyl! All in one week! And we also visited... which country was it, honey?" "A much too hot island somewhere in the American Ocean. They didn't even have a Disney theme park."
@jcxz983
@jcxz983 2 года назад
While knowing the truth about history is important, history is largely about people who have already died. Which is relevant since we have a ban in germany on commemorating politicians while they are still alive as well as a ban on advertising in schools. The most recent politician I learned about in school was JFK, noone currently serving or campaigning would ever make it into a schoolbook over here.
@theurbanshaman
@theurbanshaman 2 года назад
Florida is just getting to Idiocracy faster than the rest of us. They're ahead of the class!
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple 2 года назад
So its not the fact that gas and inflation is up
@janmay7961
@janmay7961 2 года назад
The Floridian HS students will have a hard time getting admission to any universities that’s for sure
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 года назад
@@QuantumPineapple No. Florida republicans fighting basic reality is not 'becoz of thuh inflashun'
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 года назад
Idiocracy for what reason? Banning politics from math textbooks? Do you honestly think that they oppose the teaching of _math?_ News flash: No, they don't.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 года назад
@Robin Justice So if you don't know why they banned those books, why are you making assumptions?
@shivastutikoul
@shivastutikoul 2 года назад
Your writing team cannot be thanked enough. They deserve every award possible. You are a national treasure Stephen!
@CallmeSins
@CallmeSins 2 года назад
I'm so glad people aren't just forgetting about Matt. I hope they have enough evidence on him
@guardrailbiter
@guardrailbiter 2 года назад
Florida's aversion to being "transparent" might have something to do with their flawed reading of the word as "trans parent."
@guardrailbiter
@guardrailbiter 2 года назад
@Carsen Hooper ¿Como se dice?... Quiete la boca.
@maureensabolinski
@maureensabolinski 2 года назад
Hilarious and perfect reply
@bethiest
@bethiest 2 года назад
omg, that is perfect!!!
@keke_LunarGemini
@keke_LunarGemini 2 года назад
😂🤣😂👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
@cubsandculturemitch4250
@cubsandculturemitch4250 2 года назад
Ironically testicle tanning probably lowers fertility and/or sperm count. Testicles do better when slightly cooler than the body. It's why they are external and scrotum contracts and loosens depending on temperature.
@helenpatterson3858
@helenpatterson3858 2 года назад
Exactly. That's why men are advised to wear boxers instead of tightie whities when trying to elevate there supermarket count for procreation. This leads me to believe Tucker owns stock in the stupid tanning lights that would otherwise have a warning about skin cancer.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 года назад
So.......what I hear you saying is men need to build their 'Man Be More Manly' compounds in the polar regions.
@alanheyes694
@alanheyes694 2 года назад
It would. And cause more cases of testicular cancer.
@SF-tb4kb
@SF-tb4kb 2 года назад
skin cancer on my shoulder? fine, cut it off. skin cancer on my man bits? hell noes. i do believe all skin should get some sunlight, but keep the tanning on the stick to a minimum.
@ESL-O.G.
@ESL-O.G. 2 года назад
Thanks for letting us know how nutz work. Where would we be without this guys nut information?
@staceycobb3839
@staceycobb3839 2 года назад
I'm a 6th grade teacher in Nevada, and I may have an idea of what was censored. In math books, due to Common Core, the majority of the problems are word problems. I noticed that the names that were used varied between more classic names, (john) and the wonderfully unique names of POC. Makes me wonder if that could be it. Probably wrong, just a hunch.
@kharris2393
@kharris2393 2 года назад
The next time someone calls liberals snowflakes, I may just yell "41%!" at them.
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 2 года назад
"The correct answer is school supplies." Why is he not in jail yet? Justice is swift for the poor.
@JLF201
@JLF201 2 года назад
I don't know about justice, but punishment sure as hell is.
@celestialstar6450
@celestialstar6450 2 года назад
It’s not a justice system. It’s a legal system.
@smkh2890
@smkh2890 2 года назад
Call a 17-year old a 'child' in England and you will get a swift Will Smith!
@desireeespinosa3954
@desireeespinosa3954 2 года назад
Yes. It is very swift for us
@KristiContemplates
@KristiContemplates 2 года назад
Justice is swift against the poor, not for them
@ericjanssen394
@ericjanssen394 2 года назад
There are two universal truths about dairy farming: 1). You don’t milk a cow without a bucket. 2) You don’t milk a bull unless you want a friend for life. 🐮❤️
@lindaaphillippi7015
@lindaaphillippi7015 2 года назад
Hahahaha🤣
@miriambucholtz9315
@miriambucholtz9315 2 года назад
That one made me burst out laughing so hard and loud that I'm surprised my neighbors aren't complaining about the noise. Good one.
@elliotmorandi2674
@elliotmorandi2674 2 года назад
When trying to figure out the motivations behind any republican action, the investigation is pretty easy: follow the money. Things might sound like racism, virtue signaling, power hungriness or just outright absurd but they tend to be cover for some grift (and in some cases, just as an added bonus for them). This banning of textbooks is probably only 2 or 3 hours away from a basic journalistic investigation which will figure out that contracts were given to republican friendly or donating entities and the 41% that were banned where liberal leaning or non-donating entities. Same thing with Tucker and the whole testosterone nonsense - visit any of the websites of the talking heads parroting Tucker's dribble and you will be sure to find an assortment of donate buttons and full offerings of bacon flavored snake oil and bullshark energy drinks that are probably less effective than your everyday Red Bull. The conservative ideology today is to exploit every possible grievance, annoyance, bitterness, hate, fear and inadequacy in order to generate revenue for the person up on the box - the ultimate victim is Western Democracy.
@nonuser88
@nonuser88 6 месяцев назад
You actually just described the Democrat party and I'm an independent and call out either side but the last is definitely follow the money. Pushing vacs Even for little children that don't need it, the left loves Big pharma, shutting down businesses all over the US and wanting to keep them closed. 2019 no wars going on, interest rates low prices for everything very reasonable some of the lowest unemployment rates for every race that had been seen in decades. So what was the last wanting what we've got now wars going on all of the world tons of money being sent to other countries, insanely high cost of everything, high interest rates, left loved promoting BLM yet the whole movement did nothing but pad the pockets of a handful of people while doing nothing for black communities, logical people in other countries have no respect for our leadership here we're in a flipping clown show like a Twilight zone and that's the kind of thing that people who watch Colbert seem to love cuz he does 🙄🤦
@justajumpingypsygirl
@justajumpingypsygirl 2 года назад
I'll say this for Stephen Colbert, he's the only one with a best Biden parody. Funny and relevant. Most of the channels gave up on imitating him
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
I can't wait for Tuckhead's special about the exponential rise in scrotal skin cancer in about 5 years of so.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад
He’d have to find actual balls for that..
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
@@Tonyhouse1168 Touché.
@notbot2648
@notbot2648 2 года назад
See, and I'm looking forward to the sudden reports in the next few months of people coming into urgent care because they've sunburned their sacks like that butthole tanning trend from a little while ago.
@Mouse_007
@Mouse_007 2 года назад
yes he will claim you get it by hanging to the left
@private15
@private15 2 года назад
Headline “ man has to have sex change surgery due to third degree burns to his……………”
@cpmf2112
@cpmf2112 2 года назад
Tucker obviously is crying out for a manly man to make his life complete.
@NathanCroucher
@NathanCroucher 2 года назад
Must have tanned balls
@laurenfinucci2780
@laurenfinucci2780 2 года назад
Ohh yeess he is yeess
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 года назад
I don't know what's wrong exactly with Tucker, as it seems to vary from moment to moment, but that's definitely one possibility. It's a big problem he can't reconcile, whatever it is. 🤔
@rendajones7368
@rendajones7368 2 года назад
He has always acted like he felt inadequate in the masculinity department. Apparently his wife has had a lot of complaints. I hardly see how a homoerotic documentary is going to help him out with his wife so much as his pool boy.
@alfredjohnson3642
@alfredjohnson3642 2 года назад
I don't like him, but he is right in this case low testosterone is a big issue for men today
@adamkalb1
@adamkalb1 2 года назад
3:01 Mallory McMorrow knows perfectly well that _no teaching_ can make students feel like they bear *personal responsibility* for historic wrongs because of their race, color, sex or national origin. Because none of them were born yet! The logic of the Florida people who want to censor these teachings *does not compute!* April 20, 2022, 3:08pm
@TallinnTadgh
@TallinnTadgh 2 года назад
who do i sue for nearly dying of a coughing / laughing fit at this. You had me at Florida's war on arithmetic but topped that with Matt sleazeball Gates and by the Tucker Carlson trail i thought i was going to die
@foxbutterfly-eden8715
@foxbutterfly-eden8715 2 года назад
Tucker Carlson’s focus on “masculine strength” fits perfectly in line with his fascist beliefs. Because fascism puts a lot of emphasis on strength and masculine/male dominance (as well as downplaying the equality of women)
@JJ21210
@JJ21210 2 года назад
And of course Cucker Tarlson doesn't see the irony that he -- with his pudgy body and squeaky, girlish voice -- is concerned about men not conforming to a macho ideal of masculinity even though his eunuch-y self has been successful professionally, has married, has fathered kids ...
@grammarofficerkrupke4398
@grammarofficerkrupke4398 2 года назад
Be that as it may, the reduction of testosterone levels in males is a fact and it is likely linked to micro plastics in our food. It is a big problem for the future of mankind.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 2 года назад
I want to fight the leader of the Proud Boys in a televised MMA match. I'm not kidding.
@camsaffari
@camsaffari 2 года назад
@Robin Justice planet is a piece of rock. Stop anthropomorphizing the planet. There are other ways to address the environmental issues. Not attending to male problems, while trendy, it's not always the answer.
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 2 года назад
@@grammarofficerkrupke4398 In the studies I looked up, lower testosterone levels in the US, non-age related, were linked with obesity, diabetes, other chronic illnesses, and lack of vitamin D. These studies were conducted before 2004, and there hasn't been much research since. It seems that the rate of testosterone serum decline of 1% - 2% per generation , although a significant issue for the future in terms of fertility, isn't as urgently concerning as other more immediate risks facing humanity. That Gen Z are reaching puberty in the new normal range of 8yrs - 14yrs is concerning. I am also concerned by the number of girls put on The Pill , for years, by doctors, and the impact that will have on their long term physical and mental health. It has become standard practice to manage menstrual symptoms, which many now have.
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 2 года назад
9:01. Missed opportunity joke: "Price check on the shriveled sausage."
@DoNortSleepIn2024
@DoNortSleepIn2024 2 года назад
The publishers of these banned books should sue Florida!!!
@hugoperalta5362
@hugoperalta5362 2 года назад
This comedy feels smart and well-thought, kudos to the entire team for such high quality content!
@danielsmith9619
@danielsmith9619 2 года назад
Nah it's sub par at best this dude used to be hilarious now its all just garbage
@gceElwood
@gceElwood 2 года назад
IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!!!! Colbert has a simply brilliant team behind him.
@gulliblegreedyignorantindi1427
@gulliblegreedyignorantindi1427 2 года назад
Where you been?
@urgonnaluvit
@urgonnaluvit 2 года назад
Colbert is about as funny as cancer in a childrens ward
@gulliblegreedyignorantindi1427
@gulliblegreedyignorantindi1427 2 года назад
@@urgonnaluvit yes, a cancer ward filled with the children of Republiklans would not be funny... but Colbert is truly a creative comedy genius. And only the undereducated can't seem to find him humours.
@heartoftoledo1560
@heartoftoledo1560 2 года назад
Remember if you're 'milking a cow' without a pail, you're not milking it, you're fondling it.
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 2 года назад
Yeah! That one got me! ✌️😹
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gregGould
@gregGould 2 года назад
You're fondling the teats!! The wrong ones!
@shayboogie3682
@shayboogie3682 2 года назад
Thank you for pointing this out 😂 I came here looking for this comment 😎
@shericooper803
@shericooper803 3 месяца назад
You'll see me. Bers of the GOP there
@djobert2402
@djobert2402 2 года назад
Conservatives in Florida are at war with maths because there's only one kind on maths they like : divisions
@ktmac7610
@ktmac7610 2 года назад
They will force you to multiply!
@LuCKyDuCKy881
@LuCKyDuCKy881 2 года назад
They want to make our children sheeple who do what is told & believe what they are told without actual EVIDENCE… I’m so ANGRY. Homeschool people! Please!!!
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 года назад
@@LuCKyDuCKy881 More importantly, vote out the evil.
@CB-on2xs
@CB-on2xs 2 года назад
Oh snap!
@heatherc2939
@heatherc2939 2 года назад
@@MonkeyJedi99 indeed. We have the power to end this if we don't sit out the midterms.
@classycolors
@classycolors 2 года назад
Oh my… I laughed to tears! Tucker is the weirdest and most dangerous on TV.
@jeffreyyeater1780
@jeffreyyeater1780 2 года назад
Dont like facts huh ?
@FerraTiKarinaNeil
@FerraTiKarinaNeil 9 дней назад
What facts? Lol
@Sickmindedone
@Sickmindedone 2 года назад
Tucker Carlson talking about testosterone levels with a voice that's practically a soprano... irony.
@potentialsideeffects1085
@potentialsideeffects1085 2 года назад
7:09 My favorite quote covers this: "There is no heterosexual explanation for this."
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 2 года назад
This is a joke I wrote last week: "At this rate the only non-offensive books students will be able to read in school are math books, and even then I feel Conservatives will find a way to at least partially censor them." Well, DeSantis and the Republican politicians in Florida found a way to make my joke a reality but even worse then I thought was possible.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад
It’s probably bc my Florida gov sucks major donkey testes and will look at 10 awesome options and 1 terrible one and think “how can I make that 1 so much worse?”. And these a-h0les let him get away with it time after time after time after time after..
@urbanabrandon
@urbanabrandon 2 года назад
Curiously, the left are the masters of propaganda.
@cavejohnson7609
@cavejohnson7609 2 года назад
You might even call it 'cancel culture'... It turns out the easily triggered snowflakes are the Trump supporters
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 2 года назад
thanks Farron
@beautybard
@beautybard 2 года назад
Are you writing jokes for the Simpsons?
@jeffs6090
@jeffs6090 2 года назад
4:25 I'm actually surprised that they made that statement..."described the review process as 'transparent'". That's talking about somebody's parent being trans, and that offends a lot of people in Florida!!
@heidinova6883
@heidinova6883 2 года назад
Wow I was laughing so hard at this one. I can't stand Carlson. My mom who is basically homebound has been drinking his BS for a while and meanwhile I move away from our small town and get an advanced medical degree, she tells ME everything that's going on and I tell her she's batshit....with love of course.
@legion7193
@legion7193 2 года назад
"Milking a Cow without a Bucket." This is a great way of explaining the entire Republican party.
@kevdaag2523
@kevdaag2523 2 года назад
And along comes "Tom Joshua" to prove the point.
@gregGould
@gregGould 2 года назад
Stephen Colbert should have said "Milking a Cow Without a bucket" means you're just fondling the teats.
@Enaronia
@Enaronia 2 года назад
@@gregGould That... that is what he said.
@darrkstarg
@darrkstarg 2 года назад
Ummm, thats not a cow ;-)
@wendyhardin5259
@wendyhardin5259 2 года назад
Oh you are spot on!!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
Well.. can you blame the GOP for hating math? Basic math lost them the election!
@mrhappy3032
@mrhappy3032 2 года назад
Lmfao 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍
@selkiara1272
@selkiara1272 2 года назад
About 52 times, now, in fact.
@samiam4544
@samiam4544 2 года назад
But they have alternative math now.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 года назад
Hating math? They aren't opposed to teaching mathematics. What gives you that impression?
@simonj.7954
@simonj.7954 2 года назад
Oh it's been a great week for late show comedy, thanks Stephen for making me laugh out loud, really needed that...! Cheers, Simon J downunder in Australia...
@oldscribe6153
@oldscribe6153 2 года назад
Perfectly nailed American educaton today.
@melissaweyrick5311
@melissaweyrick5311 2 года назад
Wait till DeSantis hears about non-binary numbers.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 2 года назад
Hahahaha! I don't care if this post gets a billion likes, it will always deserve more.
@user-dg9pu4pe9d
@user-dg9pu4pe9d 2 года назад
He might like imaginary numbers.
@moetimski9767
@moetimski9767 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 Great one! Damn that made me laugh. Bravo 👏👏👏!!!
@user-rp1rk8ku9u
@user-rp1rk8ku9u Год назад
This is a mental illness. Their are obviously only two numbers.
@charlescrosswhite4845
@charlescrosswhite4845 2 года назад
Great job Florida. Protect kids from harmful math text books but no laws protecting them from getting shot...Stoneman Douglas ring any bells?
@JamesDavis-mb1jw
@JamesDavis-mb1jw 2 года назад
Ummmmm There are plenty of gun laws. Try educating yourself before saying provably stupid things.
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 2 года назад
Mr Infowars will be having to do a lot of maths soon - something to do with bankruptcies and a massive defamation payout.
@erikschaepers
@erikschaepers Год назад
Re-watching this episode in August 2022, it has to be one of the funniest and craziest ever ! Immortal LSSC 🤣
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 2 года назад
You are my hero, SC.
@jh2471
@jh2471 2 года назад
I truly appreciated the very audible “Bleh!!” from the woman when Stephen started talking about Carlson.
@maniak1768
@maniak1768 2 года назад
This bit with those muscular dudes set to Strauss' 'Thus speaks Zarathustra' is just incredible. 'Übermensch', anyone? Leni Riefenstahl must be crying tears of joy, in whatever niche in hell she's rotting right now.
@EarlyRound
@EarlyRound 2 года назад
Swallowing a glass of raw eggs doesn't mean you have high hormones. It just proves you intentionally trained your gag reflex for liquids with that texture...
@cooper662jc
@cooper662jc 2 года назад
Only you Stephen Colbert, can pull off the Aviators, and Jack I so love you , and that skit!!!!
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL 2 года назад
As a future parent 👨‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👧‍👦 I am absolutely absolutely disgusted what's going on in Florida they are tampering with education for our children for our future this is the reason why we have to win in November as a future parent I do not want my kids to go down a bad path not learning any education I want all my kids🧒🏼👧🏼🧒🏻👧🏻🧒🏽👧🏽🧒🏾👧🏾🧒👧 to learn all the education they can and be smart.
@kristinLB
@kristinLB 2 года назад
My God the Republicans are just focused on the most unimportant, craziest things. It’s like they are truly in the twilight zone.
@sjbock
@sjbock 2 года назад
A former lobbyist for the Goldwater Institute says the Republican attack on schools using "culture" issues like race and sex is all about making parents support more privatization of public education so that Republican donors can make big bucks off of those schools.
@storksforever2000
@storksforever2000 2 года назад
It's so they can get people to vote against their own economic self-interest. It's worked for decades.
@iscovidoveryet7828
@iscovidoveryet7828 2 года назад
@@sjbock You mean Charter schools. They're sucking up funding that needs to go to public schools. If they only had 1/2 of a Charter school's funding... The republiklan's intent, is to radicalize kids to shoot up Public Schools in an effort to get you parents to send your kids to their Privately Owned/Publicly Funded schools, where they can control the curriculum. And it's worked.! Seriously, when if ever, have you heard of ANY mass shootings at Chartered Schools? Is it any accident that these kids parents are almost always big 2nd amendment fanatics with an armory of weapons, and republiklans?
@AlexandarHullRichter
@AlexandarHullRichter 2 года назад
You've just entered ThE fLoRiDa ZoNe
@personone8415
@personone8415 2 года назад
They focus on these things to distract from the real issue like 7% inflation, price gouging at the gas pump, unaffordable rent , and other issues we Americans need a government for . Republicans are very obvious bought off by corporations.
@JoeMama-oq8wl
@JoeMama-oq8wl 2 года назад
The last joke was. The. Best...EVER !!! OMFG 😂😂😂
@Blake-xm4xd
@Blake-xm4xd 2 года назад
Great monologue, Steven is always good, but that one had me laughing for quite a while.
@Blake-xm4xd
@Blake-xm4xd 2 года назад
@NBA HIGHLIGHTS try to find something better to do with your time other than listening to hate mongers, watch more Colbert and learn to laugh, don't fall in to the pit of despair that is MAGA life.
@fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian
@fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian 2 года назад
Florida is “America’s mullet” 🤣🤣🤣
@ItsYaBoi888
@ItsYaBoi888 2 года назад
jolly good, ol' chap
@jondoe6786
@jondoe6786 2 года назад
Florida is also America's un-wiped butthole...
@iscovidoveryet7828
@iscovidoveryet7828 2 года назад
America's flaccid symbol. And it's been shrinking ever since the water began to rise.
@markkasprzyk3287
@markkasprzyk3287 2 года назад
Tiger woods, Michael Jordan, many others have moved to Florida cause of pathetic democrats tax policies.
@harmonicajay91
@harmonicajay91 2 года назад
There is an edit of the homoeroticism stuff from the preview with “it’s raining men” and it fits so damn well.
@Arya-cf7vu
@Arya-cf7vu 2 года назад
Colbert on fire!! I think you're loving having a full audience back!
@linmartin5398
@linmartin5398 2 года назад
OMG, thank you for the much needed laugh!
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 года назад
Why are there so many sweaty, shirtless men in Tucker's video? What is that light machine really made for? I'm just asking questions...
@mrg0th1er83
@mrg0th1er83 2 года назад
“Testosterone is going down in the US probably because we let corporations put any crap in our food and soaps but let’s not focus on that. Let’s tan our balls” Tucker manly man Carlson.
@eazy8579
@eazy8579 2 года назад
Or because age, which also plays a role, the large population of both younger and older people alive today
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo 2 года назад
@@eazy8579 its more the idiocy Tucker and FOXnoise are standing for!
@verdimundi4532
@verdimundi4532 2 года назад
Like Alex Jones blaming *beans* for T levels instead of phthalates and dioxins.
@Rebecca-qx1et
@Rebecca-qx1et 2 года назад
Let's not forget that tuckems is the Swanson tv dinner heir, probably the shittiest, cheapest, most unhealthy and nastiest prepackaged garbage in the world, not likely helping the low t crowd.
@140kittykat
@140kittykat 2 года назад
I don't think the radiation coming tanning your nuts will help either
@Dr.Morticia
@Dr.Morticia 2 года назад
". . . he is the whitest dick ever." LMFAO! Stephen Colbert, you are the BEST!
@sshaw4429
@sshaw4429 2 года назад
I love your impression of our President……funny, yet respectful and VERY COOL.
@arbknight12
@arbknight12 2 года назад
Next Year: Student: “2 + 2 = 4” Republicans: “A student solved a math problem. You know what that means. A LIBERAL!”
@OnlyLyricsMatter
@OnlyLyricsMatter 2 года назад
That's today.
@NobodyC13
@NobodyC13 2 года назад
WITCHCRAFT!
@JamesDavis-mb1jw
@JamesDavis-mb1jw 2 года назад
Obviously it was a white student.
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 2 года назад
HA!!!!
@nunnayrbznz3576
@nunnayrbznz3576 2 года назад
And Best of all... they did it using their brains ! No phone calculator
@ChristianNeihart
@ChristianNeihart 2 года назад
"Hard times make hard men," is straight out of the Nazi propaganda playbook.
@mayberelevant3237
@mayberelevant3237 2 года назад
And a gay porn movie 🤣😂🤣
@stevenraul6403
@stevenraul6403 Год назад
its true no?
@ChristianNeihart
@ChristianNeihart Год назад
@@stevenraul6403 it never has to be true. Anyone that says otherwise is just trying to disguise their cruelty as practicality.
@justinsullivan1285
@justinsullivan1285 2 года назад
This is one of Stephen Colbert's best monologues. And his targets are hilarious. Easter egg roll girl, Florida's education censorship, Matt Geatz and Tucker Carlson's testosterone mockumentary.
@npage.
@npage. 2 года назад
KEEP IT LIGHT
@olorin4317
@olorin4317 2 года назад
Garauntee that Florida rejected any books that weren't written by evangelicals in Texas.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 года назад
And as ever with the GOP, the truth ends up being they have to buy the "approved" texts so a couple of people can take kickbacks on the deal. 🙄
@jbarton1541
@jbarton1541 2 года назад
I think anytime you set up a commission tasked with reviewing books for rejection, you have to expect they would reject a few simply to justify their existence but these IDIOTS seem to have "FOUND" a lot more CRT than even existed... because it wasn't there and... because the entire effort was BS from the beginning. Kinda like the Arizona audit.
@rjd3wine
@rjd3wine 2 года назад
@@cc1k435 Kickbacks from the Scam-vangelicals maybe?
@sjbock
@sjbock 2 года назад
If only Gov. Abbott and Gov. DeSantis weren't so busy competing with each other for the Trump voter base in order to be the next Republican Presidential candidate, we who live in Texas and Florida wouldn't be tortured everyday with one of their latest wacked out, authoritarian, rightwing actions.
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 2 года назад
For decades the white supremacy group United Daughters of the Confederacy controlled everything taught to students in the South, so it's not surprising they're trying to take back that power. Hard to raise the next generation of racists if you teach children the truth about slavery. Like for example that it existed.
@mikepowers9486
@mikepowers9486 2 года назад
Tucker showed the world how he loves his men. Big, muscular, sweaty and swinging big tools. Tucker is a bottom for sure.
@jondoe6786
@jondoe6786 2 года назад
He is a depository for the "SEEDS" of Conservatives...how do you think he likes the seed deposited..?
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 года назад
Nah, he's the guy who goes to a harness party but just watches.
@arhatyellow
@arhatyellow 2 года назад
Pudgy is as pudgy does.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 года назад
You think it's worth of mockery to draw attention to the dropping testosterone levels (which is an actual real health problem)?
@rhov-anion
@rhov-anion 2 года назад
@@WarpRulez Yeah, but the irony is, this global dropping in testosterone levels is NOT unique to America has Fox would have you believe, and is directly linked to the environment, chemicals in our products (especially parabens and phthalates), and poor diets, but do we expect Fox News to attack companies spewing out testosterone-killing chemicals and try to improve the environment? Nope, say it's a gay liberal agenda and show a dude sunning his nuts.
@bigscoop91
@bigscoop91 2 года назад
Oh Mr. Colbert, you Sir are just all class.
@bigscoop91
@bigscoop91 2 года назад
@Alena Barrett? 🤨?
@ChristineCAlb1
@ChristineCAlb1 2 года назад
Lmao at the “cow fondling” joke!!!
@WillRennar
@WillRennar 2 года назад
How did Tucker manage to out-weird _Florida!?_
@Author.Noelle.Alexandria
@Author.Noelle.Alexandria 2 года назад
In Florida, 1+1=potato, and they don't like the rest of us laughing at them for not understanding why we all say it's 2.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 2 года назад
"All equations equal 21!"
@dev8260
@dev8260 2 года назад
😂 unexpected item in the bagging area!!
@samnelson2343
@samnelson2343 2 года назад
Oh funk, that's quite honestly the funniest clip of this show that I've seen in months. My faith has been rewarded.
@oracleofdelphi4533
@oracleofdelphi4533 2 года назад
We already know they can't friggin' count. What's the big deal? "One Fish, Two Fish, White Fish, White Fish"
@terriem3922
@terriem3922 2 года назад
Jeb Bush can sure count.
@clavesseptem7223
@clavesseptem7223 2 года назад
Tucker Carlson: A man whose masculinity is more fragile than a creme souffle.
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 года назад
What masculinity?
@letitbeenow
@letitbeenow 2 года назад
@@markroc I hope you're not teaching human children or animals.
@user-xm7cc7sk2x
@user-xm7cc7sk2x 2 года назад
@@markroc This must be a "Teacher" from Florida, he can not even spell! hahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaaaa
@jpalmer1967
@jpalmer1967 2 года назад
@@markroc Why are you here? Does it makes you feel better to troll for attention? The answer is yes and everyone sees it and you love it. Being a jerk is like second nature to you and easier than being any kind of pleasant person. You could go to other sites & be with like minded people, but no. You thrive on your mediocre ability to rile people up, get comments & generally own the libs. It's like you're living 3rd grade all over again. Yay for you.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 года назад
@@markroc as an actual real teacher, I have to say: don't drag the rest of us through the mud with you.
@surujdaishantagopaul1586
@surujdaishantagopaul1586 2 года назад
Tucker Carlson documentary and your comment “the whitest duck ever” is so on spot
@Kadagirl777
@Kadagirl777 2 года назад
"The Book of Peeps" 😂😂😂 That flew by so fast but that will stick in my head for a _long_ time 😂 _Book of Peeps._ 😂
@gusgreen3104
@gusgreen3104 2 года назад
I laughed out loud, and got the dogs barking.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 2 года назад
Is Ron DeSantis just hellbent on doing a real time live action adaptation of Animal Farm where he's the Tyrant Pig in charge?
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад
He’ll have an awesome time trying to dictate rules to the meth gators with AKs out here..
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 2 года назад
Two legs good, no brain better!
@niksatt4843
@niksatt4843 2 года назад
Shocked that someone else on the internet is capable of reading a whole book. You my friend are awesome.
@norafox4789
@norafox4789 2 года назад
Yes,he is a PUNK PIG!!
@niksatt4843
@niksatt4843 2 года назад
@Bob Danish some republican politician warned about this in the 50s when the Christians started over running that particular party at the time. I forget which politician but try to find the video if you can. It's interesting.
@tuckgraph
@tuckgraph 2 года назад
"Don't try to milk a cow without of bucket" sounds like sage advice for most any situation. As for Tucker's infomercial, another saying comes to mind. "Follow the money."
@ericjanssen394
@ericjanssen394 2 года назад
What this looks like is a bogus "Men's vitamin supplements" huckster that decided that porn banner ads weren't enough--we get every men's-pharm ad cliche' except throwing the football through the tire--and Tucker, with his usual Fox news "Enemy of my enemies" spin, thought they were on his political "side" for his campaign against the Girly-Man-ization of Liberal America. Tucker...doc, shmoc, you're doing a late-nite infomercial. What next, Tucker's Truth about the Helsinki Formula?
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 года назад
Shake it more than three times without a bucket, he's playing with it. Kinda the new Florida motto.
@greenhometony
@greenhometony 2 года назад
Tuckers infomercial is pretty damn questionable about the psychology of his manhood. Poor little dude...
@Chotensai
@Chotensai 2 года назад
If a cow is stressed its milk will become sour, you don't want to drink that milk but you still have to get it out of the cow or the cow will experience pain from the pressure after just one day, cows that don't get milked can get violent
@douglaskrueger3755
@douglaskrueger3755 2 года назад
Well, you don't have a bucket, at least keep a towel handy when you're milking your cow...
@davemartin1187
@davemartin1187 2 года назад
Tucker is the best show on TV. I also recommend The Dive with Jackson. It can be found on RU-vid
@hegemonstrategos3485
@hegemonstrategos3485 2 года назад
Wow what a great trailer. This Tucker guy seems great.
@EnormousPurpleGarden
@EnormousPurpleGarden 2 года назад
There is a difference between teaching students the horrors of history versus telling students that they bear personal liability for what some toe-eyed cabbage did before they were born. Of course, this is Florida, so I imagine they feel attacked merely by mentioning bad things, which is the most scathing indictment of their state I can think of. Edit: I sincerely thought that Florida would be the dumbest thing in this video. Congratulations to Tucker Carlson's documentary for setting a new low that makes even Ron DeSantis pale in comparison. Tucker has reinvented stupid.
@selkiara1272
@selkiara1272 2 года назад
I think they get offended because many of them still want that kind of world, and feel attacked when the world reminds them how obsolete and worthless their backwards beliefs are.
@vladimirenlow4388
@vladimirenlow4388 2 года назад
"Pale"... I see what you did there.
@loisfolk5492
@loisfolk5492 2 года назад
He sure has. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@therose5783
@therose5783 2 года назад
I believe that cooking your nuts is the Republican platform.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 года назад
Tucker is just secretly dying to get out of that closet.
@rampagephoenix1735
@rampagephoenix1735 2 года назад
Notice how NOWHERE in Tucker's "documentary" about masculinity did you even ONCE see anyone who wasn't white.
@forthetasteofblood
@forthetasteofblood 2 года назад
Finally! I searched to see if I was the only one who noticed. AND the obese person was black. SMDH
@annajullien7945
@annajullien7945 2 года назад
Oh, the fat stomach was black.
@ktmac7610
@ktmac7610 2 года назад
That’s his mantra, they are after white men. Or maybe that was him projecting.🤫
@daniellamcgee4251
@daniellamcgee4251 2 года назад
Except for the example of an obese stomach. No whole person.
@smkh2890
@smkh2890 2 года назад
Except the obese black guy.
@johnburns6247
@johnburns6247 2 года назад
This is one of the best Openings ever! LOL!!
@J0ekerzRedstoneDesigns
@J0ekerzRedstoneDesigns 2 года назад
There is a significant difference between teaching history and implying that any child today is responsible for that history because of their skin color.
@autumbreeze1129
@autumbreeze1129 2 года назад
I love the people in the audience going "what?" loud enough to hear when you mentioned the 41% rejected maths books. That's the perfect reaction to something so stupid that you feel it has to be a joke, so your brain does fully process it when you realise it's not a joke at all
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 года назад
Do you even know _why_ they rejected those books?
@autumbreeze1129
@autumbreeze1129 2 года назад
@@WarpRulez because they stupidly believe they were too heavy using critical race theory. And because they’re idiots
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 2 года назад
@@WarpRulez do you really think crt is put into a f@cking math book! Wtf!
@enadegheeghaghe6369
@enadegheeghaghe6369 2 года назад
@@WarpRulez do you? The department thar banned the books didn't give a single example of what they found objectionable in the books
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 года назад
@@enadegheeghaghe6369 If people here don't know why the books were banned, why are they making assumptions?
@hjpngmw
@hjpngmw 2 года назад
Oh, come on, we all know the reason that the books were banned is because no one on the committee could solve the word problems.
@mgeesmith
@mgeesmith 2 года назад
And they were afraid that all those squiggly things were some kind of leftist alien hieroglyphics?
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 2 года назад
Absolutely agree! ✌️😹
@shywhispers1
@shywhispers1 2 года назад
Lol 😂 😂 😂
@badassitudepostergirl4229
@badassitudepostergirl4229 2 года назад
A house divided against itself is a duplex - Abe Lincoln
@MrManerd
@MrManerd 2 года назад
I can't believe you didn't do the "guess which state this happened in: nevermind it's Florida".
@carolynp1010
@carolynp1010 2 года назад
The trailer for Trucker Arselan is too awful. Somehow the spraying of fields is connected to physical fitness -- immediately followed by an African American who is "chubby"? As if African Americans are the representatives of being overweight?!?! I can only hope that most targets of his insidious racism, classism and sexism won't watch his movie where they will be insulted. It depresses me to see how much poison this one person spews into the consciousness of Americans. It's revolting.
@snafufubar
@snafufubar 2 года назад
He should have just shown a trump gathering.
@dafttool
@dafttool 2 года назад
Thank you for mentioning the obese black guy. The ad looked like a Nazi propaganda film, with its fit white guys, & then the one person of color they show is demonstrably obese, only making it look even more like White Supremacist Nazi propaganda
@bonnieb9238
@bonnieb9238 2 года назад
Of course he did cuz he's racist. Thats why all the men on steroids in his ad were yt af.
@theblade9024
@theblade9024 2 года назад
Funny thing is red light does not tan you. tanning takes UV rays which are higher up the spectrum. closer to ball burning since heat is in the red part of the spectrum. In reality nothing is happening but a chance to talk about your balls.
@normaforsyth7950
@normaforsyth7950 2 года назад
I saw no racism just because it was a fat black person as opposed to a fat white one, but I can say without a doubt that it is both who have the fat issue, especially in poor red towns. In this town, it is repulsive because too many times I've seen fat black women, fat white women, and fat white men come in to the store where I work. What makes it disgusting is that too often, their kids are already huge by 3 years old. I swear they ought to get a visit from DFCS. Oh, and seeing a fat black man is a rarity, just FYI.
@heavyd5000
@heavyd5000 2 года назад
" I gotta say, coming from a Fox News anchor, that is a refreshing and positive celebration of homoeroticism." Hilarious!
@IsThisHandleTaken
@IsThisHandleTaken 2 года назад
The part where the guy slowly gargles those raw eggs really got me
@NikkLiberos
@NikkLiberos 2 года назад
I'm clapping so hard at this joke I'm gonna wake the baby up and get kicked out of the house but damn!!!
@scmnz
@scmnz 2 года назад
If only the testosterone shortage he was trying to solve was trans men who want hrt but can’t get it due to insurance bs
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 2 года назад
Unless it's porn for women. But then women are reportedly watching gay porn like men watching lesbian porn.
@brucefreadrich1188
@brucefreadrich1188 2 года назад
It was like… one of Buddy's monologs from "Kids in the Hall" or the volleyball scene in "Top Gun."
@oooxxx967
@oooxxx967 2 года назад
How l o w has this poor guy plummeted. Speechless. Guessing he can go lower 🙄
@brocasimp8320
@brocasimp8320 2 года назад
A house divided against itself is clearly 1.
@sgy2dpe
@sgy2dpe 2 года назад
Whoever wrote the Tucker Carlson "whitest dick ever" joke deserves an Emmy. That's great television. Bravo.
@florencedelvalle8145
@florencedelvalle8145 2 года назад
It was worth going through the whole monologue to get to this zinger at the end. Love Colbert and his writers
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 года назад
True, but it's kind of low hanging fruit, don't you think?
@DBeau73
@DBeau73 2 года назад
Tucker Carlson seems to be infatuated with men. Trump and now this? Really makes me think if he's gay or something?
@donovanlocust1106
@donovanlocust1106 2 года назад
@@DBeau73 honestly if a lot of Republicans came out as gay or trans then it wouldn't surprise me at all.
@verdimundi4532
@verdimundi4532 2 года назад
@@johnsmithe4656 Tender, juicy, sun-ripened fruit
@deborahricci629
@deborahricci629 2 года назад
Deathsantis reminds me of the Joe McCarthy era of making people afraid of their neighbors, who dare to think differently than themselves. He is an abomination to Florida. The Tucker Carlson piece was hysterical. I think Tucker doth protest too much!
@kathleenshocknesse5996
@kathleenshocknesse5996 2 года назад
As a Floridian, I wholeheartedly agree
@williamhorton2324
@williamhorton2324 2 года назад
Who else but Florida!? Haha
@virgilius7036
@virgilius7036 2 года назад
Are you trans or female for wanting to traumatize young children?
@kenabbott8585
@kenabbott8585 2 года назад
Would now be the right time to remind you of the Venona Project? Every person that Joe McCarthy "made people afraid of" was literally taking money and orders from Moscow.
@ghyde9462
@ghyde9462 2 года назад
hilarious I love it, dude your show is great 👏👏👏
@DrReginaldFinleySr
@DrReginaldFinleySr 2 года назад
I was an educator in Florida up until this month. I had enough. DeathSantis is out of his mind.
@robinhood20253
@robinhood20253 2 года назад
I feel for educators all across America, you are the hero's.
@El-wv1tf
@El-wv1tf 2 года назад
I'm looking forward to a day, when Florida will ban chemistry books, because of the cis and trans configuration. The worse thing is that I'm afraid that they are absolutely capable of doing so.
@brandonm949
@brandonm949 2 года назад
I'm curious how long it takes before they just ban school.
@El-wv1tf
@El-wv1tf 2 года назад
@@brandonm949 yup, that will solve the problem all together ;)
@jenvicinity9143
@jenvicinity9143 2 года назад
@@El-wv1tf They'd still have school, but the only book studied would be the bible.
@02biddle
@02biddle 2 года назад
ROFL!! Sadly this actually is quite possible.
@mickeyrube6623
@mickeyrube6623 2 года назад
Omg, thank you! I was just trying to think of a use for “cis-“ outside of a gender context!
@Iamrightyouarewrong
@Iamrightyouarewrong 2 года назад
"Stupid for Attention" is the most accurate description of Tucker next to "D-Bag" etc...
@frenchfriar
@frenchfriar 2 года назад
That's just wrong. Douchebags are at least useful one week out of the month.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 года назад
But at least he got rid of the Pee Wee Herman suit for the interview and replaced it with a clown suit. Honk his nose and see what sound it makes.
@Simmons8519
@Simmons8519 2 года назад
Democracy, intellectualism, and basic huma rights are being demolished before our eyes.... But at least as we go to our inevitable doom we can sit around and laugh as everything we care about burns to the ground.
@theblade9024
@theblade9024 2 года назад
Funny thing is red light does not tan you. tanning takes UV rays which are higher up the spectrum. closer to ball burning since heat is in the red part of the spectrum. In reality nothing is happening but a chance to talk about your balls.
@Iamrightyouarewrong
@Iamrightyouarewrong 2 года назад
@@frenchfriar true.
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 Год назад
I've got this on a "best of" playlist so I've heard it a few times before. But today i heard for the first time Jon's response to the "stick it where the sun DO shine" joke. STC mentions the 80s... and Jon Batiste adds his two cents: "shoulder pads"!!! I hope Suleika is well enough for him to come back to the show next month...!
@LoriAW3791
@LoriAW3791 2 года назад
that's just nuts 😆
@andreaperry938
@andreaperry938 2 года назад
Tucker sounds like he's compensating for his personal problems.
@alanheyes694
@alanheyes694 2 года назад
Yep.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 2 года назад
By drawing attention to the problem of dropping testosterone levels? Why is that not worthy of drawing attention to? It's an actual medical health issue.
@rockdinosaur8619
@rockdinosaur8619 2 года назад
@@WarpRulez I can't actually watch that whiny white-nationalist - did he actually bring on any real health professionals to talk about it? I doubt it - he doesn't care about public health, he proved that with Covid.
@theblade9024
@theblade9024 2 года назад
Funny thing is red light does not tan you. tanning takes UV rays which are higher up the spectrum. closer to ball burning since heat is in the red part of the spectrum. In reality nothing is happening but a chance to talk about your balls.
@asheer9114
@asheer9114 2 года назад
@@WarpRulez IF this is a medical issue then it should stay a subject to medical attention and NOT BEING USED as political tool to spread racism, bigotry and misogyny... And you know... last time I heard similar things to what T. K. showed were presented... IN BERLIN in the 1937... when Hitler launched his own Whte Arian Superior Race campaign. Which I leave without any further comment.
@kingmalcolm8695
@kingmalcolm8695 2 года назад
I really hope that someone out there is working on a "Tucker's Testicle Tanning Boutique" skit.
@emitaylor4094
@emitaylor4094 2 года назад
Next season from Coveton House!
@kharris2393
@kharris2393 2 года назад
And I dearly, dearly hope it's actually a gay bar.
@juscogens5541
@juscogens5541 2 года назад
SNL is probably working night and day to get ready for this juicy skit!
@corycullington
@corycullington 2 года назад
My money's on Brent Pella ;)
@CynAnne1
@CynAnne1 2 года назад
"On their shoulders..." Much like hairy lil' epaulettes, bobbling in the breeze... 💨 Oh, Stephen! 😂
@CynAnne1
@CynAnne1 2 года назад
#ThirdTierTroll sputtered what tripe...? 🤪
@bencoomer2000
@bencoomer2000 2 года назад
This was amazingly good.
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