Why Koalas are The Dumbest Animals to Ever Breathe 

Lol

Lmao hey if your gonna get fat get fat on some good stuff like lasagna

@@freshair9133 Ah gosh I love lasagna

@Shadow GHOST me three

@@greasykremlin7193 Me four

Taco crow

@@elainegoates9792 tacrow

Imagine getting jumped by a murder of crows and getting up to see your wallet's gone

@@fisheryboi835 Honestly I can see this happening 😂

One time, this guy gave a crow a chicken nugget and some sauce. Then literally, the crow took the chicken nugget and dipped it in the sauce. Morale of the story is that the sauce must have been pretty good with the nugget.

That one weird kid that the teacher forgot about

"I think I forgot something" "If you forgot it, it wasn't important"

Lol

And messed up the platypus too

Atheists will get angry at this one lmao

Thnx for the belly laugh, first one of the day & badly needed.😆

I heard of one crow who would say "caw" in a very human-sounding, very _sarcastic_ sounding voice. Probably got "talked to" by a lot of humans and was fed up.

You are lucky crow whisperer

@@dbseamz cuh caw 🤣🤣

Brilliant! Another reason these are one of my favorite creatures!

I mean, I can't blame them. Chilling in the trees and sleeping all day seems like a hella chill lifestyle

@R. Kelly Its a peaceful life tho

We have chocolate, they eat poisonous leaves. Checkmate, Koalas.

I doubt they have enough brain power to think that

@@josebenardi1554 chocolate is technically toxic to a lot of animals

Me too

Me when I’m driving 😂😂😭😭

It th opposite they know the address they just don’t how to get there

Same

Or if you r a Kpop Stan (BTS) “I know movie, but I don’t know movie name”

EGgSBlAinE

Koalas: *m i n d s e t f o r f l i p f l o p*

if you put a panda near a cliff, it would probably just roll themselves off of it and break every single bone in their body

Humans: crazy, dumb naked apes who destroy everything for power

@@cursedlemon7368 why did you ruin the vibe though-

Technically it is showing dominance

very dangerous t pose

He's literally telling you to bring it on xD

LAWL

@@DiscerningPanda Yep, textbook "Come at me, bro".

Let me guess youre white

poor bear

YOU TOO??

YOU TOO??!

YOU TOO??

Hyena Squad! GIGGLE UP! … But not too loudly, we don’t want to embarrass ourselves with our weird, inappropriately timed giggles.

MOM I'VE FOUND MY LONG LOST SIBLINGS!

Me too! I had to pause the video😂😂

Yup. My favorite line in the video.

But it’s true

Auagauagauaguaga so funnies agagagagagagaggsgsgsgs

Same bro~~~~

Too much inbreeding??

I mean, he wasn't wrong....

He could've done the same with Pandas, honestly

@@thezambambo2184 Agreed.

@@thezambambo2184 yes!

@@evilkittyofdoom195 they eat eucalyptus.They shit eucalyptus and they smell like eucalyptus.I can bet 100 bucks that they taste like eucalyptus as well.

One dude asked if it's scripted or this guy is just legend and I'm still waiting for the answer

I know! The lease on your body is up and your soul is about the get evicted! Lmao!

@@TheBluePhoenix008 its definitely scripted but that doesn't take anything away from it IMO

@@jake4194 I mean yeah XD

I think it’s cause of guidelines though

chad

I saw a hippo do that at a rhino once. The rhino just put its horn in the hippo's mouth, with the point against the roof of the mouth so that it'd go through the hippo's brain if it tried to clamp down. "Go ahead, motherfucker. Try me."

@@Veladus rhinos have no chill.

@@Veladus that rhino did not give a Shit!

Question: Know Viced Rhino? Random Question, yeah, but who cares?

Also the tree that makes those leaves reproduces by exploding when it catches on fire

I know Banksias do that, but I'm not sure about Eucalyptus plants.

I'm gonna guess that, by "predators", you mean "scavengers"

@@oliviaeaton2962 There's like 300+ different eucalypts species but only some of them require fire to germinate seeds. Some need animals to eat the seeds. Some require cold. Nature is wonderful :)

Really?! Crazy!!

I saw this comment before seeing the video, and I thought you were talking about the Koala

@@Edo_Luna_ I'm scared of koalas.

Honestly this man speaks like he’d be the brother of that other dude that pronounced things incorrectly on Vine (R.I.P.)

Voice is not a persone you cant call it brilliant :v XD

@@xxfirexx6653 What?

I laughed sooooo hard

@@Ktr-1142-ema same😭

Teachers are barely literate morons, don’t give them too much credit. Maybe there’s like 20 smart ones in the world, but that’s about it.

hope they go extinct they're everything I hate in an animal

they make a loud and creepy noise when angry, have a potentially lethal slap, and taste terrible the last one is kinda a major thing for why they hadn't been hunted to death

Their diet is also the mildly toxic plant that's mentioned in the video so they're partially poisonous

tbh the fact that they were able to do so at all on one of the most inhospitable ecosystems on the planet shows that their evolution was a success, for example they eat eucalyptus precisely because it's so numerous and easy to grow across Australia

I hope the next wild fire takes them out

Legit attenborough should pass the mic to him for the next generation of documentaries. I'd watch the shit out of it with this dude's commentary 😂 Like, "and here we see the graceful...nah man this animal's dumb as fuck"

Chill

@@TheNinj47 For what?

Anyone gonna tell him

@@huehhueh7954 oh no

Alexa, play Rockabye

2:38

@J F NOO 😭

😭😭😭

😂😂😂😂 I met a few women like that in my life.... Good times I'll tell ya, good times

Damn YOU REMEMBER THAT?

@@captainmega6310 Who can forget bullying from crows

@@andy8357 but as a toddler though? I can barely remember my own birthday by myself

crows are also smart enough to just be assholes if they want to, assuming they didn't have a beef with one of your parents in which case hello proxy suffering

Maybe your grandpa did something to their granpa and they're taking revenge on you-

Another great comment.. 😐

Early to this guy and I love koalas

Boy this is getting trippy

Hehehehehehehehe pandas tho.......

😾

"Ending your day as a seals chew toy"

Question: Know Viced Rhino? Random Question, yeah, but who cares?

you're*

Considering how much Itachi loved his brother, I can see him training crows for the explicit purpose of watching over him.

@@anselravenhart4753 Sasuke: The only problem with my house is that these god damn crows always watch me and it freaks me out. They won't leave no matter what I do, so I got used to their company.

Probably pissed up a murder

Honestly the only way to deal with a situation like that is violence. It is one of the few languages that translates from human to animal. Geese will attack you unless you assert dominance with them. Sometimes just chucking a small rock in their general direction is enough.

@@Gr3nadgr3gory yeah...about that When I was young I had a goose who kept attacking me, my mom told me to kick it so it'll live me alone I did it (felt bad too because I still love that goose) Aaand she just went backwards for a few seconds before attacking again So not sure about that You can try to befriend crows tho, apparently one girl did by feeding them every day. For other birds I don't know

@@sunshineroronoa7887 birds are incredibly intelligent, I personally hate geese (too many Canadian around here) but I still have a GREAT deal of respect for them. Crows have also been known to hold grudges against people too. If any bird would shit on your car on purpose, it would be ticked off Crow. So don't throw stones at them or something.

@@Gr3nadgr3gory I wouldn't It was just this one time, my mom said that the goose would leave me alone after that (didn't work, didn't try again I just walked away if she was around ) But yeah- I wouldn't throw a rock at them for no reason or hurt them for fun, that's messed up

Fax

@@bendyriper1125 ok ask him to do it

@GGgamerr Realo Dude even alligators don’t mess with the sea potatoes

@@CadenceWallace they have a dark secret that humans don’t know maybe

That doesn't really make them less likeable

I was bitten by a duck once. And a mole. I’d probably be ignored by a hippo only to get savaged by a gazelle.

No idea why you'd be afraid of ducks. Hippos and moose though...

As you should

And dolphins.

Geese... Cobra Chickens of Doom.

They underrated as fuck

Fuc crows

@@vn9574 The crows gonna remember you

@@vn9574 what's with you and crows? Why do humans always have to be weird.

@@maniacram they shit on everything, steal stuff, and sometimes rarely even attack u.

Actually, I've read that a number of biologist say that koalas have changed a lot, their ancestors were smarter, but because the didn't have many predators, and increasingly poor soil and vegatation options in Australia led to their bodies adapted to use less energy for thinking, and later generations had smaller, smoother brains, and lower intelligence.

@@jimbobeire What do you think that similiar principal would have in effect in humans? Imagine the hunter-gatherer adapting to modern era first, then not needing to think about 'food' at all, then not having to think about...anything, really. Lower intelligence. And I dare say that's a plenty in plain sight in modern day. Although I do not blame the people, I point the finger at people who came before them, whom, with intention, by design and plan, led things this way - just for greed, power and control. JUST.

@@Rawrough Mostly affecting our learned skillset, most humans don't have much evolutionary pressure on them these days, unlike Koalas. But as we keep making things so 'convenient' that the laziest low effort lifestyle can become the norm, and you get adults who don't know how to fix anything or build it from scratch, cos they can just order it from IKEA or China. Marketing is to blame for a lot of it, 'take _two_ bottles into the shower' ? Wow, the effort... like our ancestors didn't have to _walk_ to a stream and keep one eye out for bears or wolves.

@@jimbobeire I was talking about the Modern day Koalas but thanks for giving me new knowledge.

@@Rawrough In reality, average IQ increases from generation to generation now because an average person now has to comprehend more difficult things such as IT. But yeah, very high chance that this process will eventually stop for most of us

Hippos are _faster_ in water, believe it or not. That's why if they jump you while you are in the water, you game's ended. Also, giant anteaters are DANGEROUS, but quite sociable if you're careful enough. Some even may let you pet them.

Oh I have a few fun facts ab animals too (although most of mine are ab sharks and if you wanna fact check me just for the sake of accuracy just ask Casual) anyway, there’s a shark that is called the “cigar shark” because of the fact that it’s about the size of a cigar and its skin makes it look like a cigar, but it’s also called the cookie-cutter shark because its bite is known for taking little circular chunks out of anything it deems taste-test worthy and im Ngl the bites kinda look like they were made with an overly-dangerous ice cream scoop Edit: adding onto that, their undersides are really difficult to see from beneath them and they have 3 glow-in-the-dark markings on their bellies that make them appear as little harmless fish from below.

I second

Fr

Agreed

My question is why doesnt this guy have a million subscribers yet, he is funny af

Why would you rewatch videos so much? Grow up

I had to pause to see just how close to the top the person who commented it was

duuuude you will have a lot of fun with the rest of his content.

Except this one have knives on both hand.

It looks like a Pokémon when it does that

The weak should fear the stronk

Lol

You would be intimidated too if the guy you were following suddenly pulled out knives.

There are clips online were you can see that dumbass basically taunting him. Every interview with the keepers can be summed up like "yeah she was being a idiot and Bokito is now calmly back with his family doing what he always does (which was getting laid by all the gorilla ladies)"

The "Loving family man with a dark past" trope turned real

Or Nature's Karen who didn't get the Manager she demanded.

Can confirm.

@Cyber Ghost it's only a crime if the police finds out

Sloth bear?

@@BlueKatanaWarrior Baloo from the Jungle Book is a Sloth bear. Also, if that movie were at all realistic, Baloo and Shere Khan would have tried to merk each other on sight.

Also they can work together with wolves in ways that are suspiciously similar to how humans might have right before we domesticated dogs.

@@helenanilsson5666 Those are Ravens that form Symbiotic relationships with Wolves.

@@TheSpeedReaper my bad, I always get them mixed up in English.

@@TheSpeedReaper what's the difference between crow and raven?

@@nothingpersonal3128 Ravens are a lot smarter and can talk, that's about as much as I know lol

So middle school

Crows are the thugs of animal kingdom man.

My grandmother had the bajeezus scared out of her when she had a raven say “hello” to her from a tree

@Kyntiz or from a former british colony. Nigerian here.

Y'all oughta watch out -- Winston might start giving speeches in Parliament.

Looks like its smothered in lotion

it looks like chiken breast

@Simple Weirdo Except koalas are 10000000x more chill than a single twitter user

That's not actually a koala brain

@@justcallmekai1554 💀

Honestly, I don't get why people would think an anteater was being affectionate when it strikes that pose. That's a sumo wrestler's fighting crouch if ever I saw one!

"Their knees don't bend backwards. Those are their ankles. Their knees are up here under their feathers." Nature could've made Flamingos knees bend backwards, but no.

I love how he shares his knowledge, it makes learning about animals more fun.

​@@mamc1986he is basically what biology teacher should strive to be. Interesting, funny, entertaining and passionate. Too many teachera pressure knowledge into students, even tho they can do this and make school enjoyable

​@@rosamunddrag8971not everyone has a talent for comedy

@@Integritys_Sum, yes, but at least they should try to be more calm with students. Sometimes teachers only blame students, even tho it's their fault too that they don't want to study their subject

They might just like the rain??

uh they can get hypothermia from it or even freeze to death. imagine how cold standing in rain is that can sometimes last for hours. how is that cute?

@@ckmortanya It's because their dumbness is cute. That's it. You don't always have to ruin someone's day for finding a fact adorable ya know. :/

@@klltx2001 im just spitting facts dude.

@@klltx2001 You don't find their dumbness cute. You find their looks cute. If it looked like a scorpion you wouldn't find their stupidity cute.

It's tigers cuz not hippos nor lions live in a jungle

Hippos weigh more than lions …could sit on them and squash them 😓 hippos scare me they’re so aggressive

Yes but an Elephant can squash a Hippo, so Elephants are the true kings

@@crimson19 ye but arent elephants pretty chill in temper

@@manamana7712 not when they are in roid rage

Iirc, he watches Tier Zoo.

@@tucor7549 They did.

You might be onto something

its either that or fursuits

the feet were pretty small on the sunbear though. the tracks left by bigfoot were huge

@@mackenziechin3667 an ancient primate is the best explanation. One that we do not have geological evidence of. Unless we are talking about Moth Man or other supernatural cryptids. Not that they cant exist but that they are super unlikely to do so.