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Dolphins are the spawn of Satan and they need to be cancelled. That is all.
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@arelysrivera4762
@arelysrivera4762 3 года назад
The fact that this isn't the weirdest notification title I've ever seen is scary to me...
@K1NG.0F.EVERYTHING
@K1NG.0F.EVERYTHING 3 года назад
What have you seen? 👁
@arelysrivera4762
@arelysrivera4762 3 года назад
@@K1NG.0F.EVERYTHING so many things I can’t bring myself to remember them all
@lcfishing859
@lcfishing859 3 года назад
But this shows the true nature of dolphins take that people who think dolphins are cute
@lcfishing859
@lcfishing859 3 года назад
Now the pangolin however now that is cute
@User_Here414
@User_Here414 3 года назад
@@lcfishing859 what are you talkin about dolphins are so cute
@GrooviestQ
@GrooviestQ 3 года назад
Dolphins: My daughter ain’t marryin no spotted boy
@wallythecheeseburger5648
@wallythecheeseburger5648 3 года назад
Dolphin: Won't y'all move it on you spotter!
@errortryagainlater4240
@errortryagainlater4240 3 года назад
I can only imagine the type of shit they say about us...or worse, those poor porpoises 😭
@rednasxela6031
@rednasxela6031 3 года назад
I'm an alabama spotter and I wanna be free
@cybr69lol
@cybr69lol 3 года назад
@@wallythecheeseburger5648 WOAH CHILL BRO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT EM WITH THE HARD R
@ba3b
@ba3b 3 года назад
Spotter is our word but you can call us spotta
@ridgecat4408
@ridgecat4408 3 года назад
If dolphin's could walk and talk they would be the biggest menace to society.
@agereartist3763
@agereartist3763 3 года назад
Ikr like I'd run like there is a group of black people running in my direction and the police are behind them.
@mugenokami2201
@mugenokami2201 3 года назад
Tell that to the JJJ that’s around some RU-vid comment sections
@ridgecat4408
@ridgecat4408 3 года назад
@Shao Rong Li nah orcas would just try to fight everyone while dolphin's would just be menace's
@baha2716
@baha2716 3 года назад
@@mugenokami2201 what’s JJJ
@mugenokami2201
@mugenokami2201 3 года назад
@@baha2716 the editor in charge of daily bugle
@InsanoRider777
@InsanoRider777 2 года назад
Dolphin lovers: "BuT hUmAnS..." Yeah, we all know humans are shit. Doesn't mean dolphins (and orcas) aren't super bad themselves.
@Tokuijin
@Tokuijin 2 года назад
I think it's a matter of perspective. See, humans understand other humans and there's a reason why it's starting to look Ike Thanos had a point, while dolphins and orcas are animals and, what's downright atrocious to us just seems likes normal stuff to them. They don't see it as "wrong" in the sense that we do, rather, it's like going to some extraterrestrial planet and observing what they do--It's in a whole 'nother realm of logic. If anything, they probably think we're pretty weird.
@horsethehorse3969
@horsethehorse3969 2 года назад
They beat babies just for fun
@Marcelelias11
@Marcelelias11 2 года назад
I'd say dolphins are even worse than humans. Most of us became less of a bastard after a few thousand years. Dolphins, however, are as bad as early humans.
@maydavies888
@maydavies888 2 года назад
No, we are just far worse. Not particularly in love with dolphins more than anything else. I do happen to have an extremely low opinion of humans. Dolphins also commit suicide.
@cxireen2193
@cxireen2193 Год назад
Dude they don't even have arms and legs to be dicks lol
@Rytonic69
@Rytonic69 2 года назад
There was an experiment in trying to communicate with dolphins, and they produced a list of questions they wanted to ask the dolphins if they managed to communicate. One question was 'What do you call yourselves' and I'm sure the dolphins would respond with some reckless slurs
@AverageAwesomeDude
@AverageAwesomeDude Год назад
Scientist: what do you call yourselves? Dolphin: Sqweeeee click squeak click click Translator: You may address us as The Master Race
@ballz_eater
@ballz_eater 2 месяца назад
@@AverageAwesomeDudesquewe
@ballz_eater
@ballz_eater 2 месяца назад
@@AverageAwesomeDudesqwewe
@RandomPerson8492
@RandomPerson8492 3 года назад
"Orcas take the evisceration to another level" "Orcas just really like being dicks to seals" Well they _are_ giant dolphins
@terra_the_nightingale135
@terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад
@Dami Fly and funnily enough dolphins have been known to harass humans more than orcas.
@imheretofixyourshittygramm4744
@imheretofixyourshittygramm4744 3 года назад
@@terra_the_nightingale135 He said " *Look* like they can kill you"
@declannewton2556
@declannewton2556 3 года назад
Orcas just hate anything with a heartbeat that is in the water except for humans
@excusezmoi9823
@excusezmoi9823 3 года назад
@@declannewton2556 Unless there from seaworld.
@gorbsupreme7555
@gorbsupreme7555 3 года назад
@@excusezmoi9823 yeah but sea world abused the animals
@joepeake8972
@joepeake8972 2 года назад
The more intelligent the animal, the more capacity for sadism.
@BestKCL
@BestKCL 2 года назад
I'd say it's more of a bell curve. Orcas, like chimps, aren't as smart as us. But they're more sociopathic, sadistic, and violent. It's when you gain the higher intelligence that you get the capacity to realize that it's wrong.
@justasalamander2621
@justasalamander2621 2 года назад
I'd also argue that humans (the most intelligent creature) are so different from one another that it's hard to label humans as "sadistics" or anything especially since most of us Alive aren't responsible for most past mistakes
@joepeake8972
@joepeake8972 2 года назад
@@justasalamander2621 That's why I said 'capacity for sadism'
@chrissyweaver3475
@chrissyweaver3475 2 года назад
I wanna say the cruelty is brought on by the merciless nature. Humans have the capacity to be cruel, but a lot of us aren't due to our needs being cared for. We don't have to kill something to survive. We can just go to the store. We don't have to prove ourselves to anyone, really. So I think that's why our cruel and kindness is on a line or scale.
@user-vo7rz5kg8b
@user-vo7rz5kg8b 2 года назад
@@justasalamander2621 makes me think present mistakes could be just as bad or worse than the past ones, only this time we're more monitored and technologically advanced causing 'many' to hold back.
@hfar_in_the_sky
@hfar_in_the_sky 2 года назад
Honestly back when I was volunteering at our local animal rescue group, the pitbulls were consistently the sweetest dogs we got. As long as they had a warm bed to sleep in, regular human contact (because pits are very social animals and get lonely easy), and the appropriate amount of exercise each day they were also some of the calmest dogs too. Beagle/pug mixes though? Unsociable and ornery to a T, and some of THE most difficult dogs to train and rehabilitate. And what's worse is that the "puggles" had the highest adoption rate and but also the highest return rate because people thought they were just "so cute" but consistently underestimate how high maintenance these dogs are. I swear, sometimes I wish I could meet the person who popularized puggles as pets and smack them upside the head
@Robynhoodlum
@Robynhoodlum 2 года назад
Puggles: attitude of a beagle, stupidity of a pug.
@hfar_in_the_sky
@hfar_in_the_sky 2 года назад
@@Robynhoodlum God, that line actually works so well...
@screwyourhandle
@screwyourhandle Год назад
I feel like it's mainly down to having a lot of muscles, so in the cases where pits do get aggressive, it's more damaging. I used to live with a pit bull who was really affectionate with humans, but would repeatedly get into fights with another dog over food, causing the other dog to be severely injured with multiple vet visits.
@tshred666
@tshred666 Год назад
@@screwyourhandle a pit bull being food aggressive? That’s kinda odd. Typically they have high prey drive and DA, but they’re mainly motivated by affection rather than food, so chances are whoever owned the dog didn’t properly socialize them or teach them bite control from a young age.
@God-ch8lq
@God-ch8lq Год назад
i used to work in a dog shelter, one of the only dogs who are actually friendly to people was pepe, a pit found in a pit, he was adorable, sadly he never found a home, as while he was chill with people, he would spaz out when he saw a dog he didnt know the other big dogs were nervous wrecks, small dogs found homes in a matter of days, so i didnt have time to know em very well
@Whyistomatoafruit
@Whyistomatoafruit 2 года назад
When he said that the pit bulls were zero trouble but the kittens gave him hell on wheels, I literally started laughing because I too have volunteered at an animal shelter in its cat-adoption center. I can Tell you without hesitation the kittens are extremely cute and I would die for them, but they are a pain in the ass and those little fuckers get into EVERYTHING. If I left a cabinet door open for longer than 3.5 seconds one of those little bastards already had his fuzzy ass in there rooting around in the container of fresh kibble that shouldn’t have been used until later.
@vipahxxx7640
@vipahxxx7640 Год назад
When my cat was a kitten he used plant pots to litter.
@Sherirose1
@Sherirose1 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀❤️🌹♥️ this comment. 😂😂😂
@Offerab
@Offerab 3 года назад
"Homicidal Oreo Dolphin" lmao I'm dead🤣🤣
@venus9343
@venus9343 3 года назад
Firsr
@Hugh_Mannn
@Hugh_Mannn 3 года назад
@@venus9343 Who facken cares
@venus9343
@venus9343 3 года назад
Me
@justintime6242
@justintime6242 3 года назад
@@Hugh_Mannn I also care.
@venus9343
@venus9343 3 года назад
Thank you justin
@I-do-not-have-pockets
@I-do-not-have-pockets 2 года назад
I used to know someone that lived in Liberia, (West Africa) and they’d regularly see pangolins being trafficked. There was practically no animal protection agency there so they couldn’t do anything. That was about 3 years ago if you were wondering.
@djhero0071
@djhero0071 2 года назад
I appreciate that the Pangolin was talked about. It’s one of my favorite animals that’s third only to turtles and jellyfish. The music from Howl’s moving castle was also a very nice touch.
@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry
@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry 2 года назад
We have so much in common! I’m so glad we actually got a section on the good boys.
@leavstreestick5641
@leavstreestick5641 Год назад
:)
@arthurmorgan835
@arthurmorgan835 3 года назад
"They get clapped by great whites so much they call it the KKK" Omg I'm rolling! 🤣
@M_ldyCheese
@M_ldyCheese 3 года назад
Oml, it took me a few minutes to get it even after seeing it in the video. I'm dead xD
@phnx5657
@phnx5657 3 года назад
I still don’t get it 😅 I’m slow
@M_ldyCheese
@M_ldyCheese 3 года назад
@@phnx5657 Think of the KKK and what they're known for. Now, seals get killed by Great Whites so much they call it the KKK. Black people got killed by the KKK. Idk how to explain it properly.
@phnx5657
@phnx5657 3 года назад
@@M_ldyCheese ohhh I get it now thanks 😂😂
@M_ldyCheese
@M_ldyCheese 3 года назад
@@phnx5657 I'm glad my bad explanation could help. 😅😂
@Jacksonyuur
@Jacksonyuur 3 года назад
THE TITLE LOL
@KittenchaosYT
@KittenchaosYT 3 года назад
Lmao
@seventhking6437
@seventhking6437 3 года назад
Kevin hart was right
@champ1159
@champ1159 3 года назад
@@seventhking6437 facts😂😂
@izickgrafford5739
@izickgrafford5739 3 года назад
I CAN EXPLAIN PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE 😭😭😭🤣
@balenci644
@balenci644 3 года назад
Haha yes it’s almost as if we’re watching the same video 😂😂😆😆😐😐
@KC_DEMON
@KC_DEMON 2 года назад
Honestly my aunt has a red nose pitbull and she used to be in dog fights but instead of fighting she was used as bait so she was rescued by my aunt but honestly she’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen not even my own dog could top that because he was mean to her when she went with my aunt to my house
@frostedpeppermintflavoured7065
@frostedpeppermintflavoured7065 2 года назад
If anyone wanted to know what the otters do: ''Male sea otters sometimes attack baby seals and attempt to mate with them, writes Brian Switek for Slate. These assaults often result in fatal injuries to the seal pups.'' Curiosity has it's downsides.
@wither5673
@wither5673 3 года назад
its interesting that both killer whales and dolphins are almost as smart as we are and are just as violent and hatefull.....
@RoseProseFroze
@RoseProseFroze 3 года назад
There's definitely a correlation between intelligence and cruelty. Chimpanzees can be a nasty bunch too. They're homicidal.
@excusezmoi9823
@excusezmoi9823 3 года назад
@@RoseProseFroze Bonobo's I think are pretty chill
@excusezmoi9823
@excusezmoi9823 3 года назад
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran Yeah but are they cruel about it like those listed above?
@excusezmoi9823
@excusezmoi9823 3 года назад
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran I think your getting off point. Yeah bonobos hunt and kill, but there's a difference between hunting for food and torturing for sport. Otherwise pretty chill dudes. Also chimps are not to the extent of orcas and dolphins but still sadistic bastards when they want to be, whether to other animals or to each other.
@shadowdroid776
@shadowdroid776 3 года назад
@@excusezmoi9823 I want to add in baboons are just as awful, they have been known to rip apart fellow baby baboons while alive for no reason. No clue how intelligent they are, but they're psychos.
@baseddrugdealer5086
@baseddrugdealer5086 3 года назад
“Beefing with one is beefing with the entire bloodline” Also goes the other way Magpies usually bring their children if they like you so that they also begin to like you (had multiple Maggie families over the years get very friendly with us)
@guessmyname1246
@guessmyname1246 3 года назад
There was this folklore I read about a poor family treating an injured magpie to health and the magpie gave them generous wealth. Maybe this was inspired by real life magpies? (Except for the wealth part)
@juniorwriter139
@juniorwriter139 3 года назад
@@guessmyname1246 yeah that sounds about right. A lot of folklore start from somewhere. And can I read that folklore it seems very wholesome which is just y e s
@H0DAX1
@H0DAX1 3 года назад
Magpies are arguably one of the best birds in the world, so much so that they can give parrots and macaws a run for their money.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 3 года назад
@@guessmyname1246 I mean, magpies like shiny things, so I could see one carrying off a few coins now and then and presenting them to some people who helped it
@sourpuss5951
@sourpuss5951 3 года назад
@@guessmyname1246 I wouldn't call the wealth bit too far fetched considering how magpies and they other corvid relatives are attracted to shiny things and bring them as gifts to people they like. I can imagine a magpie pulling up with a gold ring that you could sell for a lot.
@VIBEDEAL3R
@VIBEDEAL3R 2 года назад
as soon as you started talking about the most disrespected animal, I thought about pitbulls. very glad you covered this topic.
@olivercharles2930
@olivercharles2930 5 месяцев назад
Most disrespectful you mean. Multiple children are up there going "ain't that a bi-"
@lisachurm4451
@lisachurm4451 4 месяца назад
Honestly i think the most disrespectful animal is us.We bred these pitbulls into existence then treat them like monsters when we bred them to be like that.I couldn't even begin to list all the other animals we disrespected.Also,sorry for saying all this when you didn't ask​ @@olivercharles2930
@skiesboi
@skiesboi 2 года назад
I love your descriptions of animals. Not only do I get a good laugh, I also learn new things about animals, showing the effort that you make to research the topic. Amazing job, well done.
@222LoneWolf
@222LoneWolf 3 года назад
Pangolin sheepishly walks into the living room like: "Excuse me, good sirs and ladies, but would you happen to be suffering from an ant or termite problem I could be of some assistance with?"
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 2 года назад
Pangolins be like: 😳 👉👈
@Thawhid
@Thawhid 2 года назад
Ha
@pangolin7398
@pangolin7398 2 года назад
👉👈
@miriamvlachoulis6875
@miriamvlachoulis6875 2 года назад
Im paying him double
@sweetmissirish
@sweetmissirish 2 года назад
So freaking cute
@nickelisblind
@nickelisblind 2 года назад
"He doesn't need child support because dang he IS the child support" Finally a father who did come back from the store with milk
@jameseglavin4
@jameseglavin4 2 года назад
“I’m back with those cigarettes, hon” “WHAAAAA???!?”
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 2 года назад
He *is* the milk
@kitlee172
@kitlee172 2 года назад
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 I was gonna say lol bringing home that bacon 🥓 AND FRYING IT UP IN A PAN 😆
@dragonbane44
@dragonbane44 2 года назад
he carried his children with him to the milk store and back.
@javierdaniel1429
@javierdaniel1429 Год назад
"ah dang i forgot the cigarettes..."
@lother1111
@lother1111 2 года назад
My family adopted a pit bull from a shelter that was said to have been used for fighting. He was the sweetest and gentlest teddy bear I've ever known. All he ever wanted was love and out of all the dogs we had ever owned in the past I have to say that the pit bulls were always the best out of all of them. They're super, super sweet dogs that don't deserve their bad rep
@93ImagineBreaker
@93ImagineBreaker 8 месяцев назад
so why are there mauling after mauling from pitbulls
@lother1111
@lother1111 8 месяцев назад
@@93ImagineBreaker Garbage owners abusing their dogs and people who are prejudiced against them are looking for examples of when they attack someone.
@93ImagineBreaker
@93ImagineBreaker 8 месяцев назад
abused dogs exist in every breed not just pit bulls yet you don't hear about them mauling@@lother1111
@93ImagineBreaker
@93ImagineBreaker 8 месяцев назад
and not prejudiced if its a fact@@lother1111
@nelsonmartinez8136
@nelsonmartinez8136 2 года назад
“It was the kittens that gave me all kinds of Hell” I pictured that in my head Lol 😂
@everevelyn1094
@everevelyn1094 2 года назад
I grew up watching Free Willy, so it’s disturbing to find out Willy wanted to be free just so he could go and be an asshole to other animals!
@willowharia1917
@willowharia1917 2 года назад
Maybe there was a reason why Willy was imprisoned in the first place…..
@hassanalkhalaf1115
@hassanalkhalaf1115 2 года назад
@@willowharia1917 it's called money
@willowharia1917
@willowharia1917 2 года назад
@@hassanalkhalaf1115 Well- I seriously hope you’re just joking back with me and understood that I was trying to jokingly indicate that they imprisoned Willy because he violated other animals
@hassanalkhalaf1115
@hassanalkhalaf1115 2 года назад
@@willowharia1917 of course haha
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 2 года назад
Ngl, that sounds like a Robot Chicken skit. XD
@julietwolf9464
@julietwolf9464 3 года назад
Yeah, dolphins get high too. The young juvenile males can form gangs and get so unruly, the matriarch of their pod kicks them out, and their gang goes off causing trouble. They find puffer fish (also known as fugu in Japan), and they carefully chew on them to get high. You see, pufferfish have a gland containing a deadly neurotoxin that, if taken in small doses, causes a euphoric high in the dolphins instead of killing them. They toss the poor hapless puffer into the air, playing a sort of neurotoxin version of Russian roulette, laughing in the face of danger as they get stoned out of their cetacean skulls. 🎵”Pass the puffer on the left hand side…”🎶
@Smokey420Greenleaf
@Smokey420Greenleaf 2 года назад
way to quote the infographics show literally word for word.
@ramonaugusto4282
@ramonaugusto4282 2 года назад
Puffer puffer pass
@ipassingthrough
@ipassingthrough 2 года назад
Many animals are observed to actively seek highs. Horses, ducks and even dogs
@ramonaugusto4282
@ramonaugusto4282 2 года назад
@@ipassingthrough thats so cool i always thought that but tell me more
@ipassingthrough
@ipassingthrough 2 года назад
@@ramonaugusto4282 For horses, I know some seek after a poisonous grass that makes them trip balls. Other animals were observed licking poisonous frogs or accidentally discovering shrooms. Some must've loved it because they will seek after what got them high. In other cases, some eat other animals to get high
@maomaomi5434
@maomaomi5434 2 года назад
"Dolphins are ra- cist bast- rds." Jotaro Kujo: *nervous sweating* Edit: almost forgot this dolphin not-so-fun fact: the males bite the heads off smaller fish then use their gap- ing neckoles as DIY fle- sh lights.
@irishiz498
@irishiz498 2 года назад
*THANK YOU FOR DOING PITTBULLS* I rescued my little man after he was left to die after losing a fight. He is now a therapy dog. He 💕💕💕 People and thinks *EVERYONE* wants to pet him. It breaks my heart when I see people walk on the other side of the street when they see him.
@olivercharles2930
@olivercharles2930 5 месяцев назад
Blame all the maulings and murders by pit bulls. I would 100% run away if I saw a pit bull. I ain't tryin to become dog food.
@theamazingpoof2205
@theamazingpoof2205 3 месяца назад
It's the owner and how they train them. A golden retriever can be nasty
@olivercharles2930
@olivercharles2930 3 месяца назад
@@theamazingpoof2205Nah, that is just half the story.
@henrythemuthafuckineighth
@henrythemuthafuckineighth 3 года назад
I was Today years old when I learned that “Vampire Deers” existed
@Peachyshork
@Peachyshork 3 года назад
Yeah, there's quite a few around where I live and they're pretty neat
@ctrlkej
@ctrlkej 3 года назад
right i was like wtf is that
@thesamurialianderp2937
@thesamurialianderp2937 3 года назад
Deer flies?
@fantasmaghoulical
@fantasmaghoulical 3 года назад
HENRY YOU LITTLE SNAKE
@brandonellis8111
@brandonellis8111 2 года назад
Same here
@coolbeans8824
@coolbeans8824 3 года назад
Yes, expose the dolphins for what they are. I constantly try to explain to my friends how evil dolphins are but they never believed me...
@Brind-amour
@Brind-amour 3 года назад
😄
@rosa3299
@rosa3299 3 года назад
Dolphins literally play volleyball with a baby shark.
@curlycurl8326
@curlycurl8326 3 года назад
Same ! Every opportunity I get I bring up the evils of dolphins 😅
@tizahroosevelt4467
@tizahroosevelt4467 3 года назад
😂😂yeap I have never trusted dolphins to, they are like that kind person everyone loves but is low-key a serial killer on friday nights
@TheMewtata
@TheMewtata 3 года назад
Counterpoint: don’t forget humans are worse. And we’re friends with humans.
@Raymondtembo
@Raymondtembo 2 года назад
8:02 after how batman adopt all the robins I believe this
@melaninpoppin1090
@melaninpoppin1090 2 года назад
I’ve literally been binging all your videos for the last couple of days on yt and tiktok 😭 I swear I love your videos and I have terrible insomnia but I watch maybe half of your video and I’m out like a light! I swear you don’t know how much I appreciate your content‼️
@KingBongHogger
@KingBongHogger 3 года назад
It's so true that "aggressive" pits can be nice doggos at heart. The dog I grew up with was apparently a nightmare to catch and didn't like people at first. My city's animal shelter is actually legit and instead of putting him down, took the time to let him warm up to people. Once he knew not all people were like his first owner, he was forever a bouncy and lovable dork. Dogs get labeled aggressive before anyone takes the time to see if it's just because they're scared.
@ettubrute197
@ettubrute197 3 года назад
Literally got an adopted pit bull and it’s previous owners took all of his teeth out because he bit them once it’s the saddest thing to me because it can’t eat regular dog food and I teach my dogs to bite because people literally stole my four wheeler from by backyard
@laer1545
@laer1545 3 года назад
@@ettubrute197 2 dolla 4 wheeler
@triatanstopmotions4157
@triatanstopmotions4157 3 года назад
But i was bit by my uncles pit bull yours may be nice but are aggressive dogs
@ettubrute197
@ettubrute197 3 года назад
@@laer1545 aww yes a 1,900 dollar four wheeler is cheap stfu boy
@laer1545
@laer1545 3 года назад
@@ettubrute197 ok 2 dolla 4 wheeler
@Ysumbruh0
@Ysumbruh0 3 года назад
**gets attacked by a shark and sees a dolphin** “Oh thank God the dolphin is gonna save me!” *the dolphin:* *violates the person instead*
@flowersandcheesecake1710
@flowersandcheesecake1710 3 года назад
“More like, under new management....”
@sortmeme9882
@sortmeme9882 3 года назад
Therapy not gonna help u
@okand6770
@okand6770 3 года назад
"wait a minute that's illeg-"
@Elmithian
@Elmithian 3 года назад
@@sortmeme9882 There isn't gonna be a therapy... when they, uhm, release, they do it with such force that you would likely suffer internal bleeding, which would not be unlikely to lead you to your death. The more you know~
@zanyskeleton5291
@zanyskeleton5291 3 года назад
@@Elmithian . . .
@TheIndoraptor
@TheIndoraptor 2 года назад
"To-" "Zo-" "Jam-goddamn" Every time you talk about how guidelines screw around with you is just as good as the animal content. Fricking hilarious
@DUTCHESS924
@DUTCHESS924 2 года назад
Thank you SO MUCH for using The Merry-go-round of Life from Howl’s Moving Castle!! Studio Gibli is amazing!! 😁
@morgan0__o
@morgan0__o 2 года назад
"and that's difficult because animals don't possess a concept of morality or an understanding of-" d o l p h i n s
@mythristudio390
@mythristudio390 3 года назад
"And that's difficult because animals don't possess the concept of morality and have no understandin- Dolphins. " Cracked me up ngl
@savvivixen8490
@savvivixen8490 2 года назад
Hit like a freight train-- no horn, only carnage
@weebperson6226
@weebperson6226 2 года назад
1:56 I used to have a pitbull and we adopted him from a pitbull family. HE WAS THE SWEETEST DOG EVER!!! All his siblings and his mom were super kind and our pitbull would sometimes bite but it didn't hurt that much. The ONLY reason we gave him away was because my little brother and dad were making him agressive by "playing" with him. I still miss him
@audreydimmel6674
@audreydimmel6674 2 года назад
Okay, the phase "homicidal oreo dolphin" just freaking sent me
@jagossone
@jagossone 3 года назад
everytime i hear a fact about dolphins i wonder more and more why theyre the good guys compared to sharks.
@shadowdroid776
@shadowdroid776 3 года назад
Right?! Sharks are just big angry ocean babies with shitty eyesight, it's not their fault we look like a turtle to them! Sharks gotta eat so they gotta kill things, dolphins *actively* like killing things when they don't have to.
@helenhobbs5472
@helenhobbs5472 3 года назад
You can also find videos of them befreinding cats or dogs and even many stories of them saving humans from drowning or sharks. Sharks don't do those things. I mean yeah a human may get killed by a dolphin for fun but they might also be save from a shark either because the dolphin thinks the human is adorable or because the dolphin really doesn't want the shark to eat.
@BLU-ky6bn
@BLU-ky6bn 3 года назад
@@helenhobbs5472 dolphins dry to r4p3 people actively, and sharks can be quite kind to people when not angered
@helenhobbs5472
@helenhobbs5472 3 года назад
@@BLU-ky6bn Okay so not all sharks eat people and not all dolphins rape people. I respect anyone who doesn't want to swim with either.
@mr.mangles8730
@mr.mangles8730 2 года назад
@@helenhobbs5472 dolphin better not think im cute or he gonna catch this combat knife to the eye
@idiotgoddess2114
@idiotgoddess2114 2 года назад
Because of how intelligent dolphins are, I wouldn't be surprised if they made their own KKK in the ocean
@achunkofmelatoninislikeabr5814
@achunkofmelatoninislikeabr5814 2 года назад
It's name would be the ddd
@donovanulrich348
@donovanulrich348 2 года назад
Those Damn Dorsal Dicks XD
@eveakane6563
@eveakane6563 2 года назад
"This is going to be a long crusade."
@kindadumb916
@kindadumb916 2 года назад
@@eveakane6563 hell sing abridged reference?
@caralho5237
@caralho5237 2 года назад
Even better, imagine a Dolphin nazi party Adolphin hitler
@giftofthewild6665
@giftofthewild6665 Год назад
Various species of cichlid fish are surprisingly good parents. In some African species the male and female look after the babies together as co-parents. They also often stick together after babies are raised to raise more spawns together (until one of the parents dies). They're easy to breed in aquariums so you can keep a pair and watch them raise babies together if you have a large enough tank. It's really cute!
@JohnsonWildlife
@JohnsonWildlife 2 года назад
Love your content! Two more to add to great fatherhood is the marmoset monkey where mother gives birth but fathers carry them around and teach them and only bring them back to the mother to feed and then take them out again. And last but of course not least would be the seahorse who actually births his children.
@emperorpalpatine4911
@emperorpalpatine4911 3 года назад
“He doesn’t need child support he is the child support” damn man anyone else get hit with the feels or just me?
@Andras19750717
@Andras19750717 3 года назад
You are the senate.
@shythespider5126
@shythespider5126 2 года назад
@@Andras19750717 not yet he isnt
@HunterX05
@HunterX05 2 года назад
@@shythespider5126 it's treason then
@wisteriashika
@wisteriashika 2 года назад
Same
@guywhochangeshisprofilealo7163
@guywhochangeshisprofilealo7163 2 года назад
Is everything okay?
@nicolesvariouswares
@nicolesvariouswares 3 года назад
“Shanked by Bambi” got me lmao
@ivydbomb-6969
@ivydbomb-6969 2 года назад
Same omg- I was wheezing
@theChilest
@theChilest 2 года назад
1000th like yoooooo
@ivydbomb-6969
@ivydbomb-6969 2 года назад
@@theChilest congratsss
@Beforezzz
@Beforezzz 2 года назад
I did not expect that sudden blast of nostalgia at 2:51
@demi-femme4821
@demi-femme4821 2 года назад
I like how you played a version of the Steven Universe opening theme when talking about the animals that are good mothers.
@Designed1
@Designed1 2 года назад
If dolphins have their own language then they definitely have their own slurs for different types of animals
@victoralexandervinkenes9193
@victoralexandervinkenes9193 2 года назад
Including humans too. Why? Because of course they would.
@4GRJ
@4GRJ 2 года назад
Wouldn't be surprised if they call us along the lines of "hairless apes" or smth
@victoralexandervinkenes9193
@victoralexandervinkenes9193 2 года назад
@@4GRJ And that would only be the direct translation of it, if you include its etymological origin.
@Bloxfruitsistrashlmaocope
@Bloxfruitsistrashlmaocope Год назад
They would probably call sharks fat losers
@hugotheimpecileone
@hugotheimpecileone 2 года назад
"Nature made them squeak because if Dolphins could talk they would burn Twitter to the ground every time they'd open their mouth" Jesus Christ.
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 2 года назад
We must find a way to get them to talk.
@tommygunengineer9184
@tommygunengineer9184 2 года назад
I LOL'd so bad
@Zephy_Sky
@Zephy_Sky 2 года назад
Every racist comment on twitter is really a dolphin who finally learned how to speak
@ilooooovekrabbypatties
@ilooooovekrabbypatties Год назад
@@Zephy_Sky 😭😭😂😂👏🏽
@arkking552
@arkking552 11 месяцев назад
@@Zephy_Sky🤣
@erictaylor5462
@erictaylor5462 2 года назад
There was a walnut tree in my neighbors yard and the local crows would take the nuts up high and drop them into the street to break them open. As you know, walnuts are hard to break open and this didn't always work. Just one time, to see what would happen, when I saw a nut that didn't break I picked it up, used a nut cracker to break it open, then put the nut back on the ground for the bird to eat. From then on the crows would drop nuts near me, so I started keeping a nut cracker in my pocket. At first I thought it was just the one bird, but then I realized they were all dropping nuts dor me to break open.
@realspiritcookies1137
@realspiritcookies1137 Год назад
I remember the African Bullfrog fact! I remember watching it on a documentary as a kid! You just unlocked a core memory I forgot I had lol
@tobywolf1961
@tobywolf1961 3 года назад
3:49 I don't know why but watching that pangolin peacefully walk across the screen minding it's own business is so wholesome to me 😂
@BLDw_TT
@BLDw_TT 3 года назад
He's such a gentleman, Let him be😩
@Engieman909
@Engieman909 2 года назад
@@BLDw_TT dinosaws
@hillkids02
@hillkids02 2 года назад
Awwwwwwwwwwww
@zacksguitarhacks6390
@zacksguitarhacks6390 2 года назад
I love the music. Howls moving castle - joe hashashi. One of the greatest composers ever.
@daearthflatyeet2261
@daearthflatyeet2261 3 года назад
"He doesn't need child support because dammit he IS the child support" Oddly enough this is the one that made me laugh
@juancoria8862
@juancoria8862 3 года назад
I felt that shit...
@JohnnyWishbone85
@JohnnyWishbone85 2 года назад
Thanks for the stuff about Pits. I'm not even a dog person, but all of the sweetest dogs I've ever met were Pits.
@JC-ks3yk
@JC-ks3yk 2 года назад
Your vids just started popping in my feed yesterday and I'm hooked. Please tell me that you're a professional teacher of planning on becoming one because the education system NEEDS engaging, relatable, and knowledgeable people like you.
@boskovski4202
@boskovski4202 3 года назад
I feel like all of us have to come together and agree, that there is no living being that can beat the orca in water, they are the most overpowered bs out here. They are a literary a pay to win myteam on 2k, unbeatable.
@mamothgaming
@mamothgaming 3 года назад
Whales , megaladon and and dolphins bruh
@ettubrute197
@ettubrute197 3 года назад
Must’ve never saw dolphins with hood mentality
@boskovski4202
@boskovski4202 3 года назад
@@mamothgaming you mean to tell me that 1 on 1 a dolphin would body an orca, or a toothless mammal in the sea would end it, or a lil bitch ass shark that went extinct cuz it couldn't hunt as well as the other sharks? Hell nah man, in the words of Stephen A. Smith " LAY OFF THE WEED"
@boskovski4202
@boskovski4202 3 года назад
@@ettubrute197 a dolphin is at least three times smaller and if its bringing backups, orcas hunt in groups, and they have a gameplan, so still undefeated. Also imma be petty: its seen not saw
@blackmantis9216
@blackmantis9216 3 года назад
@@mamothgaming orca can kill whales.
@Solitude1990
@Solitude1990 2 года назад
Also the magpie bit is very true. My ex father in law used to fight with magpies in his garden because they'd always come to steal his stuff, specially near his small pond. He said it all started 20 something years ago with just one magpie and now there are 5 that come and harass him and his garden. He called them pests lol I joked once and said "maybe you made his family angry and now they've made it their mission to come harass you", and little did I know I might've been right
@conquestanddeath4406
@conquestanddeath4406 2 года назад
Well there’s always the chance to try diplomacy.
@beastmaster0934
@beastmaster0934 Год назад
Those 5 are probably the descendants of the initial magpie.
@tracytron7162
@tracytron7162 2 года назад
2:15 As somebody who owns a half chihuahua I can *100%* confirm this Also, the thing about not training them, in my defense she was already 4 years old when I got her
@kammothy542
@kammothy542 Год назад
I had to look up "Black Air Force Energy" and the fact that this all stems from _shoes_ is the funniest thing I've heard all week
@nicholasrodinos4701
@nicholasrodinos4701 3 года назад
TLDW: Kevin Hart was right to be afraid of dolphins.
@DariusKetchum2010
@DariusKetchum2010 3 года назад
I can't help but feel that I need some context for this.
@nicholasrodinos4701
@nicholasrodinos4701 3 года назад
@@DariusKetchum2010 Kevin Hart once told a story about his experience with one of those 'Swimming with Dolphins' during a stand-up set. It should be on RU-vid.
@forickgrimaldus8301
@forickgrimaldus8301 3 года назад
No wonder the Dolphin would yeet him because they are you know
@YourMajesty143
@YourMajesty143 2 года назад
And ostriches
@Smokey420Greenleaf
@Smokey420Greenleaf 2 года назад
wtf does "tldw" mean?
@sirballsfitzroy9294
@sirballsfitzroy9294 3 года назад
"They get bodies by every aspect of life i'd feel worst for them if it wasn't for this video" oh he's just gonna show seals getting their revenge or somethi- JESUS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
@js-pb2kf
@js-pb2kf 2 года назад
I know! Did we really just sea a seal raping a penguin? Really?!
@undefinederror40404
@undefinederror40404 2 года назад
@@js-pb2kf yeah, I would have appreciated more of a warning...
@redeye4516
@redeye4516 2 года назад
Ah, I was wondering why it was twerking and you just reminded me that they do this, thank you I need to set my eyes on fire now.
@js-pb2kf
@js-pb2kf 2 года назад
@@redeye4516 The fact that you had already known they do this worries me.
@redeye4516
@redeye4516 2 года назад
+j s I've seen a few of the other videos, in one he explained. I also watched him explain what otters do to seal pups. I thought my innocence was taken when I was sexually assaulted but there was a piece I didn't know I still had that got torn out when I learned about that one.
@nicks.5552
@nicks.5552 2 года назад
His nicknames for animals are so clever I constantly have to rewind because I miss something while laughing!!!
@marieorchard1788
@marieorchard1788 2 года назад
I Googled what otters do to seals ( 01:49 ). Here's a quote in an article I found from 2011. "A weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when an untagged male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal’s head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter’s grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming." Apparently, Heather Harris from NOAA (the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration observed this behavior the year prior on 19 separate occasions during a 2 year study in Monterey Bay, California. The article also mentions that quite a few people were attacked in 2010 by otters, though it doesn't say whether they were unprovoked or not. It wouldn't surprise me if they were provoked, because I've seen otters in Monterey Bay (FROM A DISTANCE, OF COURSE!), and they were either swimming or floating on their backs and holding hands or whatever. I think I also saw some seals, too, or maybe they were sea lions. I don't remember it well, because I only got a chance to go up there once, and it was, like, 14-ish years ago, maybe. I don't know. I suck at timelines and trying to place when my memories happened. LOL Here's the full article, if anyone wants to read it: www.theawl.com/2011/03/sea-otters-do-terrible-things-to-baby-seals/
@3Deez3
@3Deez3 3 года назад
“Y’all know him as Flipper. Well I know him as James.... James the n!&&er hating dolphin” -Chappelle Show
@thomasmatarazzo198
@thomasmatarazzo198 3 года назад
Digging through the comments for this . Thank you sir
@zeehighness9310
@zeehighness9310 3 года назад
Lol
@faeray1016
@faeray1016 3 года назад
Oh my god how did I forget about that skit😭 I'm so glad you posted this comments. Imma watch it after this✊🏾
@MRWEDAWEST
@MRWEDAWEST 2 года назад
Thank you 3Deez3 my good Sir. I can rest easy now.👍👍
@Ley-jg5bq
@Ley-jg5bq 3 года назад
I love how many different ways he finds to say “you’re gonna die”
@amaljayakumar0168
@amaljayakumar0168 2 года назад
My favourites Turn you into a Sunday prayer Connect you to god's wifi Putting you in the in memoriam section of the local news
@Dankimus3607
@Dankimus3607 2 года назад
Personal favorite is “Turn you into a Headline”
@Aimi_Kaneko
@Aimi_Kaneko 2 года назад
“Turn you into a chalk outline”
@fuziontonygaming
@fuziontonygaming Год назад
Co-sign your obituary
@DoctorProfessorDai
@DoctorProfessorDai 2 года назад
I love the part where he's talking bout Chihuahuas being more worrying than a pitbull, and I just have my dog Pepper who is sweet, and so timid. Poor thing.
@garretnachowicz442
@garretnachowicz442 2 года назад
You are an absolute gem of humanity. Thank you for making videos!
@k_ldn073
@k_ldn073 3 года назад
3:33 "Cuz there is a shark in this picture, and it may not be an angel but it will turn you into one" 🤣🤣🤣
@BraveLilToasty
@BraveLilToasty 3 года назад
"Even nature has racists we also have the right to be!" -Some Karen that just wants to ruin someone's day.
@fbiagent3998
@fbiagent3998 3 года назад
LMAO
@donnyshields4450
@donnyshields4450 3 года назад
I honestly wouldn't be surprised in the slightest
@gobalbucs
@gobalbucs 3 года назад
@Amanda Jones And? Your point is? Plenty of racist women as well, what does it matter who’s more open about it? Unless you’re making the argument that it’s bad that men are more open about it because then racist women will fly under the radar, meaning it will be more difficult to snuff the behavior out? Nah, I have the feeling I’d be giving you too much credit there.
@BritAltie
@BritAltie 3 года назад
@Amanda Jones As a woman Shut up
@goyangi4143
@goyangi4143 3 года назад
Amanda Jones as a female I disagree.
@jqd6x
@jqd6x 2 года назад
1:54 that seal doing a madness
@EdwinHargraves
@EdwinHargraves 2 года назад
dude i can't get over the steven universe mix in the background 💕
@carpenoctem3257
@carpenoctem3257 3 года назад
Dolphins also use their echolocation to locate vital organs to do the most damage in one hit. They will practice this on baby dolphins or rivals.
@EvonneLindiwe
@EvonneLindiwe 2 года назад
😔
@wisteriashika
@wisteriashika 2 года назад
Why would you practice that on a BABY?!
@carpenoctem3257
@carpenoctem3257 2 года назад
@@wisteriashika small easy to kill small targets, and female dolphins won’t bang if they have a baby to care for. So two birds one stone, target practice and open momma up for some lovin.
@carpenoctem3257
@carpenoctem3257 2 года назад
@@wisteriashika also, the lovin usually ain’t consensual
@theamazingpoof2205
@theamazingpoof2205 3 месяца назад
Because they are the only animal other than humans that does sex for pleasure and reproduction
@DTylerFultzVA
@DTylerFultzVA 3 года назад
"geriatric looking for a nickel". That got me, dude. My whole family agreed that description was accurate. XD
@Fish_Eye-kun
@Fish_Eye-kun 2 года назад
Huh no wonder why when I was young I always felt a bit sus towards Dolphins, because for some reason I felt as though they would talk behind your back when you're no longer around...
@alanmclean7826
@alanmclean7826 2 года назад
I've watched your videos 2-3 times. Not that I didn't catch it first time-your just the most relatable guy on yt. Class!. Dont worry I'm not light on the loafers.lol.
@KombatW0mbat
@KombatW0mbat 3 года назад
2:20 that chihuahua shit is so true. My friend had 2 dogs a pit and a chihuahua. The pit bull was so chill all he wanted was to be near someone the first he was he would just walk behind and follow. We would go up to his room and play video games and the pit would lay on the bed watching us but the chihuahua would launch itself at us and hated people besides his mom.
@khyleebatten2075
@khyleebatten2075 3 года назад
I'm terrified of Chihuahuas and I have a German Shepherd 🤣
@crumblemuffin1257
@crumblemuffin1257 3 года назад
Chihuahuas only know two things; Tremble as if someone switched them to vibration mode and rage enough to want to take an x1 with Jesus
@adamdrury1187
@adamdrury1187 3 года назад
@@crumblemuffin1257 I once had a Chihuahua charge me as I was walking through the neighborhood, only for it to stop three feet away when I didn't acknowledge it and then begin angrily borking at me. I was just like 'bruh the fuck you think I was gonna do, run? you're bite sized.'
@juggalox1000
@juggalox1000 3 года назад
I had a Chihuahua attack me once I was at my friend’s house and his Girlfriend came over with the meanest little rat dog I have met the thing launched itself at my leg when I walked passed it and bit me so I booted the fucker across the room into the wall, she called the cops on me and got mad when the cops told her that she could get in trouble for the dog biting me if I wanted. I honestly did not care about her enough to
@appalachiabrauchfrau
@appalachiabrauchfrau 3 года назад
No one disagrees that they're aggressive, it's about capacity to harm. I'd rather have an asshole chihuahua haunt my ass for years than get cornered and dragged by a pit again - NOTHING got that dog off me until someone choked it out, and that took *forever.* I'm terrified of all dogs but hol-ee shit, screw that. When I was homeless I was more scared of pits and rots than cops.
@cloneofdarkness2201
@cloneofdarkness2201 3 года назад
Seals also gets clubbed in the head by humans, poor guy (although I think its banned now)
@aznelprod7548
@aznelprod7548 3 года назад
Some Inuit tribes still do it, idk if legally or not tho
@TPixelAdventures
@TPixelAdventures 3 года назад
Sean Lock does it with two clubs in his hands and steel boots on his feet.
@sheisbrit17
@sheisbrit17 2 года назад
Yea poor seals. Everyone wants to eat them or bully um.
@KingJon2
@KingJon2 2 года назад
@@sheisbrit17 remember. As bad as nature treats them... they'll sexually violate a penguin just because.
@disappointeddogo184
@disappointeddogo184 2 года назад
@@KingJon2 you do realize that all animals do that (including humans) which is awful. Penguins also do that to other penguins and animals.
@calgakispict3652
@calgakispict3652 2 года назад
Just found this channel and it's brilliant, love these observations and the words used. Genius
@npcx-mq6cr
@npcx-mq6cr 2 года назад
Thank you for speaking up for pitbulls! They are the best doggos ever and because of all the ridiculous BS it's illegal to own one anymore in so many places, or I would again in a heartbeat
@93ImagineBreaker
@93ImagineBreaker 8 месяцев назад
it's not bs it's common sense
@theamazingpoof2205
@theamazingpoof2205 3 месяца назад
No it's not. A golden retriever can be aggressive if not Trained. It's all the owner
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 3 года назад
The last one is kinda funny because there's an episode where Patrick rips his arm off and has a clone which Spongebob has to find out is wrong with him until he dies and the real one pops saying it was fine all along but then does it again which then the episode ends, idk how i remember that episode but i remember it
@mr.saucedup642
@mr.saucedup642 3 года назад
i def remeber tht bro u not lyin
@bignoob5838
@bignoob5838 3 года назад
wait i don't think that's how the episode goes i think they get in an accident and patricks head falls off and spongebob puts it back and it turns out it's not the same head patrick had and now he's super smart and won't hang out with him then he puts the old head back and everything goes back to normal i still remember the episode because i watched it 6 years ago.
@bigs6724
@bigs6724 3 года назад
@@bignoob5838 Ikr this dude randomly said some other shit
@Jamsessionroom1337
@Jamsessionroom1337 3 года назад
@@bigs6724 That's how rumors and stupidity is passed on by people telling half truths they think is real. That's how the Mandela effect happens to ppl just don't have good memory and replace them with wats most convenient for them.
@mannysong1752
@mannysong1752 3 года назад
Was it the episode where spongbob was caught trying to spread stupid shit on the Internet?
@savageantelope3306
@savageantelope3306 2 года назад
“Hot wing summer” and “the spirit of Ted Bundy in a roid dolphin” all brilliant subscribing bro
@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry
@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry 2 года назад
Walking pinecone
@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Год назад
John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Amen 🙏!
@eshasunrise
@eshasunrise 2 года назад
Not sure what's more deeply ironic: Free Willy being an instinctive serial killer, Money being listed as PHYSICALLY dirty for once, or the use of Steven Universe on a list of good mothers.
@eren34558
@eren34558 2 года назад
well we wouldn't include family guy on a list of good parents, would we?
@tkestrel2100
@tkestrel2100 2 года назад
"Shanked by bambi" bro i scared my cat with my random laughing outburst from that one!! Got your way with words is perfect!
@kitdubhran2968
@kitdubhran2968 2 года назад
Thanks for the pitbull info. I had a half pitty and she had been abused and starved and bred for five years or so. When we got her she was an anxious mess. But she never, ever got aggressive or bit us. And all she ever wanted to do was make us happy and love us.
@deadknight1402
@deadknight1402 2 года назад
In D&D, the alignment system has a tenth alignment called Unaligned, which is reserved for creatures that don't think in terms of, or comprehend morality. But Dolphins can comprehend morality, which means that they would be somewhere on the alignment table along with all the elves, dwarves, orcs, and goblins n shit. And based on their behaviour, they are without a doubt Chaotic Evil.
@zsu-23-4shilka2
@zsu-23-4shilka2 2 года назад
Porpoise: _just exists_ Dolphins: “Ayo let’s rape it”
@Alblaka
@Alblaka Год назад
Hmmmm, could also be Lawful Evil, if their actions are based upon some tradition/law passed down the generations. "Thou shalt always murderfuck the shit out of seals, for the great dolphin god has once said so."
@idiotgoddess2114
@idiotgoddess2114 Год назад
I think a more accurate alignment would be “Chaotic neutral” since some dolphins have helped people at sea.
@arkking552
@arkking552 11 месяцев назад
@@idiotgoddess2114chaotic evil to everything that’s not a hairless ape
@gsesay91
@gsesay91 2 года назад
I'm scared watch some of your vids because of the thumbnails 😂, great content though, very educational and nightmare inducing
@adognamedbird
@adognamedbird 2 года назад
Bro you keep the whole kitchen laughing 😂 we love your vids during lunch rush 😎🤙
@BluHummingbird
@BluHummingbird 3 года назад
When he called dolphins "porpetrators" , it took me out.
@Smokey420Greenleaf
@Smokey420Greenleaf 2 года назад
now if only you could spell.
@anonymousgamer5771
@anonymousgamer5771 Год назад
@@Smokey420Greenleaf No, really that's the joke.
@Solitude1990
@Solitude1990 2 года назад
Can confirm, as a cat lover, cats will give you a lot of grief. One minute they want you to pet them, the other they're eating your hand to get you off them. Possibly one of the most temperamental creatures I've ever had to take care of.
@riccccccardo
@riccccccardo 2 года назад
But we still all love them 😍
@AA_04
@AA_04 2 года назад
Bipolar cats
@ernestocalderon3453
@ernestocalderon3453 2 года назад
I see why women like them so much they're your spirit animals
@LordofFullmetal
@LordofFullmetal 2 года назад
@@ernestocalderon3453 Actually, much like women, cats aren't bipolar at all - people just can't be bothered to learn how they work, and instead expect them to conform to the standards of others. And then they insult them for not conforming. A lot of the body language we humans interpret as "pat me" does not ACTUALLY mean "pat me". Often they're either saying "I want to play", or "I trust you" - neither of which means they want a pat. So if you go to cuddle a cat and it bites you, chances are it's your fault for not paying attention to what it actually wanted - just like men who complain that "women are difficult to understand". No they're not, you just don't listen.
@OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051
@OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051 2 года назад
Lol it just depends on how you bring them up and have an understanding of cat behaviour, some behaviours can be misunderstood like nibbling and clinging to your arm depending on the situation it can be a form of trust or sheer hatred lol
@solomondagod
@solomondagod 2 года назад
ayyy bro tf was that at the end of the seal segment lmaoooo, I was made empathy for them until I seen that
@hakeemwilliams1800
@hakeemwilliams1800 2 года назад
"They look like a geriatric looking for a dropped nickel" I'm Deaddddddddd 🤣🤣
@jenni5104
@jenni5104 3 года назад
"He may not be an angel but he'll turn you into one." I'm crying 🤣
@duckoutacluck9448
@duckoutacluck9448 3 года назад
As a child I had a pitbull and it was clear from some of her scars that she used to be a cage fighter, literally the best dog ever, she was so polite and well trained when we got her
@petlover0231
@petlover0231 Год назад
I died when you said "Homicidal Oreo dolphin" 😂
@burrell897
@burrell897 Год назад
We enjoy you, and the black community is proud of you. Thanks for making educational content. Btw caught that house moving castle music in the background.
@morale.9330
@morale.9330 3 года назад
"Porpoise in por-petual pain."- is not something I imagined I'd ever have the privilege of hearing.
@cmpbell
@cmpbell 3 года назад
Plot twist: Orca: Oi mum Orca mum: yes? Orca: The sting ray fat shamed me Mum orca: *hold my seal*
@wolfidessdragondol
@wolfidessdragondol 2 года назад
This makee me think of Orcas as mafia bosses or crime leaders
@imtyler99yearsago90
@imtyler99yearsago90 2 года назад
The orca mom ripped the stingray's fins off,ripped it's stomach off,ripped it's right eye off,and threw it into a tree
@SpellboundWolf
@SpellboundWolf 2 года назад
I really love your narration. I put ya up there with my main dudes Dudley Moore, David Attenborough & Mike Rowe.
@SakuragiSayo
@SakuragiSayo 2 года назад
The most Black Airforce energy animal is the Orca, literally anything that is not human will be violated. Wolverines, honey badgers, Moose, Dolphins, Seals, Sea Lions, Stingrays, Eagle Rays, Sharks, other Whales, Orcas of a different Pod, if it is not human or a member of the same Pod, it will be made past-tense by the Orcas. They are the truest form of equality, in my opinion. Edit: Yes, I know some of the readers of this will disagree, which is fine, they have every right to disagree, however, NONE OF THEM will change my opinion
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