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Why Parkzer refuses to do a blood pact with DougDoug 

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Parkzer is so unreasonable
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@hithere9438
@hithere9438 4 месяца назад
i love how commited parkzer is to being polite that he physically cannot leave the call without express permission
@itzwizory9556
@itzwizory9556 4 месяца назад
he probably made a blood pact for that
@videomontaggenerator
@videomontaggenerator 4 месяца назад
Anti-vampire
@itzwizory9556
@itzwizory9556 4 месяца назад
@@videomontaggenerator alucarD
@brumm0m3ntum94
@brumm0m3ntum94 4 месяца назад
he knows that as soon as he leaves call without permission that he’d get another call as soon as he’s used to not being in call
@mamoonarshad304
@mamoonarshad304 4 месяца назад
​@@itzwizory9556 he doesn't do blood pacts but pee pacts on the other hand
@fartakin
@fartakin 4 месяца назад
hearing parkzer start a call with "DOUG WHAT" instead of "hello douglas douglas" is like finding a shiny pokemon
@Jun-sx9yg
@Jun-sx9yg 4 месяца назад
^^^ What I thought too
@I_Eated_The_Soap
@I_Eated_The_Soap 4 месяца назад
It’s like a shiny Pokémon but modded so instead of being 1/8192, it’s 1/32768. It’s possible for someone to find multiple shiny Pokémon in their lives, but this is probably the only time Parkzer will ever say something other than “Hello Douglas Douglas” when entering a call
@fartakin
@fartakin 4 месяца назад
@@I_Eated_The_Soap i am glad to share this once-in-a-lifetime experience
@Pharaogon
@Pharaogon 4 месяца назад
what timestamp
@madann56
@madann56 4 месяца назад
@@Pharaogon12:05
@Hairmeat
@Hairmeat 4 месяца назад
Parkzer is like the anti-vampire, dislikes blood and won't leave without permission
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 4 месяца назад
😆
@JohnWick-rh1zz
@JohnWick-rh1zz 4 месяца назад
does that also mean he can only walk on water
@TransfemMarta
@TransfemMarta 4 месяца назад
Vampires also love fecal transplants. I read that on google once.
@grunklesam787
@grunklesam787 4 месяца назад
@@TransfemMartaIf Dracula was alive today, he’d go crazy, moving all that fecal matter around.
@preistestdragon4634
@preistestdragon4634 3 месяца назад
it would also mean he cant live without being in constant contact with silver.
@catscratch1112
@catscratch1112 4 месяца назад
It’s funny how professional Parkzer is when taking to Doug about a totally obscure topic such as a “shit pact”.
@bobbay1562
@bobbay1562 4 месяца назад
What do you mean "obscure"?
@averagecloud2031
@averagecloud2031 4 месяца назад
"Your followers don't live in your excrement"
@exostel7033
@exostel7033 4 месяца назад
obscure? shit pacts aren't obscure at all, people do them all the time! did you know chris tucker and jackie chan did one?
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 4 месяца назад
@@exostel7033 same with carlson tucker and jackie chan.
@AndreInfanteInc
@AndreInfanteInc 4 месяца назад
Parkzer was genetically engineered in a lab to be the perfect straight man.
@itsybitsycherry
@itsybitsycherry 4 месяца назад
Chat _immediately_ jumping to “YES WE DO” in response to Parkzer’s “your followers don’t live in your excrement” is probably the strangest display of loyalty I’ve ever seen. Never change.
@Ixarus6713
@Ixarus6713 4 месяца назад
Literally anyone: Hyper-illegal comment. Twitch Chat: Goes with it for the bit anyway.
@digif1008
@digif1008 4 месяца назад
What else do you think. When doug is keeping the chat In hes basement and not letting them out
@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor
@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor 4 месяца назад
That's how they got in the basemnt. Threw the toilet pipes
@Jimyrt.
@Jimyrt. 4 месяца назад
I’m not even a twitch viewer and I’ve made my way into his fecal matter so it’s obviously false
@icegod4849
@icegod4849 3 месяца назад
I fucking laughed so hard when Parkzer said “your followers don’t live in your excrement” and then someone in chat said "WE DON'T???"
@PerfectZeroMusic_
@PerfectZeroMusic_ 4 месяца назад
He quite literally went: Step 1: Fecal transplant Step 2: ??? Step 3: $$$
@dxtrum
@dxtrum 4 месяца назад
Step 2: Parkzer
@I-did-September-11th
@I-did-September-11th 4 месяца назад
1: Shit Pact 2: ??? 3: end
@Interestking
@Interestking 4 месяца назад
6:35
@lindseytaylor3793
@lindseytaylor3793 4 месяца назад
it goes without saying that parkzer is pretty desensitized to dougdougs shenanigans, but he seemed genuinely caught off guard and straight up flabbergasted by this one, and i think that is a huge win for doug
@catfish6415
@catfish6415 4 месяца назад
finally a win for the underdog
@EmilAhvenainen
@EmilAhvenainen 4 месяца назад
@@catfish6415 underdoug
@DegmoGrandfather
@DegmoGrandfather 4 месяца назад
I mean wouldn’t you? Friends calls you and asks if wanna do a shit pact.
@EmilAhvenainen
@EmilAhvenainen 4 месяца назад
@@DegmoGrandfather If any one my friends called, then yeah. But if I knew that it was dougdoug calling I probaply wouldn't be surprised by anything.
@catfish6415
@catfish6415 4 месяца назад
@@EmilAhvenainen damn you right
@GLUBSCHI
@GLUBSCHI 4 месяца назад
This is the same guy that, in his childhood, screamed "i am the shit king" and proceeded to eat his own poop out of both hands. His brother has confirmed this to be the truth
@terisian
@terisian 4 месяца назад
Indeed it is! Doug is the Shit King of kings! All hail the Shit King!
@Ozdical
@Ozdical 4 месяца назад
Yeah the creator of the Stanley parable confirmed it too
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 4 месяца назад
​@@OzdicalTwo witnesses is all the proof we need!
@jakko_
@jakko_ 4 месяца назад
I even heard this guy named Davey Wreden confirmed it, 3 witnesses!
@Coercioner
@Coercioner 4 месяца назад
Pretty sure both of his parents and his sister also heard it, 6 witnesses!
@sokoshinbutsu6925
@sokoshinbutsu6925 4 месяца назад
Parkzer either takes everything Doug says deathly seriously, or couldn't possibly take him less seriously, and I can't tell which it is
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 4 месяца назад
Peak relationship dynamic.
@danielwalker8133
@danielwalker8133 4 месяца назад
It's usually both
@MFG1243
@MFG1243 4 месяца назад
I think the answer is yes.
@kestrelynn
@kestrelynn 4 месяца назад
Whichever ia funnier in the moment
@The_Geni
@The_Geni 4 месяца назад
YES
@Cinnamowo
@Cinnamowo 4 месяца назад
I feel like Jerma isn't that much of a psychopath anymore
@dxtrum
@dxtrum 4 месяца назад
Jerma is like the joker, he's crazy and unstable. Doug is like the riddler he's crazy but it's a controlled chaos.
@mrballisticsquid67
@mrballisticsquid67 4 месяца назад
@@dxtrumAND PARKZER IS BATMAN
@genzo454
@genzo454 4 месяца назад
​@@mrballisticsquid67 No chat, I am not Batman.
@airl10
@airl10 4 месяца назад
​@@dxtrumBut that means Doug is the Joker and Jerma is Robin
@AkiBean
@AkiBean 2 месяца назад
Parkzer is obviously commissioner Gordon since he's clearly a cop.
@rubberduck8096
@rubberduck8096 4 месяца назад
I'm honestly amazed that Parkzer still puts up with all of Doug's shit. Unfortunately not in a literal way.
@jakko_
@jakko_ 4 месяца назад
We will never see the day
@pyguy7
@pyguy7 4 месяца назад
Underrated comment. this needs likes
@yerkkoo
@yerkkoo 4 месяца назад
W comment
@bittern4464
@bittern4464 4 месяца назад
"why do you hate me?" "Pee pact" 10/10 no further remarks
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 3 месяца назад
E
@Halfendymion
@Halfendymion 2 месяца назад
Mom found the pee pact
@Formansbasement
@Formansbasement 4 месяца назад
parkzer would probably do anything for doug as long as it doesn't include bodily fluids, or shooting someone
@Despedite
@Despedite 4 месяца назад
so unreasonable of him smh
@user-vs5gb7pt3h
@user-vs5gb7pt3h 4 месяца назад
Or saying "love you" back
@sugoistalin7809
@sugoistalin7809 4 месяца назад
He only refused to shoot Doug, I don't think he's made a concrete stance on whether he'd shoot other people.
@goldjojo
@goldjojo 4 месяца назад
The two things Doug wants the most, Parkzer refuses to do 😔
@funk8782
@funk8782 4 месяца назад
Parkzer is the true definition of Lawful Neutral. He will do anything for his friend within the bounds of law and reason.
@Ceber300
@Ceber300 4 месяца назад
The simple answer is Parkzer doesn’t have blood while Doug’s blood is a caustic venom
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 4 месяца назад
That would top my list of "things that I would not expect, but don't surprise me." 😅
@allieginter8438
@allieginter8438 4 месяца назад
Doug's blood is pure olive oil
@exosproudmamabear558
@exosproudmamabear558 4 месяца назад
@@allieginter8438 Just pray Marco Pierre White wont find him or he may pour "a lil bit olive oil"
@-Big_Big
@-Big_Big 4 месяца назад
i like that dougs threshold for a bloodpact is "lets not goto this restaurant for 3 days"
@matiaspereyra9392
@matiaspereyra9392 4 месяца назад
how unreasonable can parkzer be
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 3 месяца назад
E
@cookie_creations2162
@cookie_creations2162 4 месяца назад
I genuinely love how parkzer is so polite and reasonable, that he doesn't give into a bit And it's so much better
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 4 месяца назад
It's sort-of like the "straight man" routine in comedy. As you say, it's fantastic.
@monsoonsheep
@monsoonsheep 4 месяца назад
This whole thing had me crying-laughing. Doug really goes into a different persona when talking to Parkzer on stream
@hashslingingslasher97
@hashslingingslasher97 4 месяца назад
Doug becomes Twitch Chat and Parkzer becomes Doug
@cowking2870
@cowking2870 4 месяца назад
​@@hashslingingslasher97 That is the best explanation Ive ever seen. Chat is usually the voice of chaos and anarchy and Doug just gets them under control and is the voice of reason, but when he talks to Parkzer, he immediately becomes chaotic and Parkzer must become the voice of reason, because God knows Chat wont
@flirkyn1661
@flirkyn1661 4 месяца назад
I love how the first reaction of Dougdoug when he read "Shit pact" is to call Parkzer immediately xD That was a wild one
@marcar9marcar972
@marcar9marcar972 2 месяца назад
SUIKA
@tinytrtle5681
@tinytrtle5681 4 месяца назад
12:07 omg this is literally the first time I've heard Parkzer answer a call with something other than "hello Douglas-douglas"
@Justin-gi3el
@Justin-gi3el 4 месяца назад
I was losing brain cells watching this live 😂 So basically, it was the best stream
@valeriecox9000
@valeriecox9000 4 месяца назад
i also saw this live, i havent been the same since
@mr_koko2070
@mr_koko2070 4 месяца назад
I dunno, all streams that doug calls parkzer in are hilarious
@retronymph
@retronymph 4 месяца назад
lost so many brain cells you spelled basically like that
@Justin-gi3el
@Justin-gi3el 4 месяца назад
@@retronymph lol. English isn't my first language 😉 I'm trying my best 😄
@mr.azizsshitposts
@mr.azizsshitposts 4 месяца назад
Is there a vod up of this yet?
@scrungobeepis5443
@scrungobeepis5443 4 месяца назад
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Parkzer is the single best addition to the Dougdoug cinematic universe
@p_ttown1979
@p_ttown1979 3 месяца назад
it’s baffling that he’s a real person sometimes. he’s like a GTA-exaggerated version of that straightforward and logical personality type
@sugoistalin7809
@sugoistalin7809 4 месяца назад
It sounds to me like Parkzer has something to hide. Almost like... HE DOESN'T HAVE BLOOD!!
@kirillsniff9133
@kirillsniff9133 4 месяца назад
or shit 😮
@saltygibus5746
@saltygibus5746 4 месяца назад
Tbh, we haven't seen him and a toilet in the same room at the same time...
@thatchillasian8924
@thatchillasian8924 4 месяца назад
I love how I can’t tell which chat members are shocked about the concept of a blood pact, or appalled that Parkzer won’t make a blood pact with Doug.
@truncatedGrip
@truncatedGrip 4 месяца назад
obviously everyone is shocked and appalled that parkzer wont make the blood pact, because making a blood pact to not go to a restaurant for three days is a very normal thing to do and there would be no reason to be shocked about it. or refuse. unless you're parkzer
@WlatPziupp
@WlatPziupp 4 месяца назад
There's a form of fecal transplant you can do with just a pill, is this a low enough barrier of entry for Parkzer to accept the shit pact?
@Marcelis
@Marcelis 4 месяца назад
rohypnol??
@O2F2
@O2F2 4 месяца назад
oh my god thats even worse
@beoriginal1205
@beoriginal1205 4 месяца назад
I'm sorry I'm not taking a shit pill, I'll be doing the pact.
@Lilly_King
@Lilly_King 4 месяца назад
It's a suppository right? There's no way anyone is willing to eat shit on the casual.
@WlatPziupp
@WlatPziupp 4 месяца назад
@@Lilly_King Nope. Down the gullet. But it's just bacteria cultures extracted from the dookie, not a tiny turd stuffed in a capsule
@Pepeutra
@Pepeutra 4 месяца назад
"Give me one sec" "It's been 3 million one secs, Doug, can I leave now? It's been a month, I miss my family" "Nonono, hold on, let me read this document"
@atomisgray
@atomisgray 4 месяца назад
Everybody immediately going, "YES WE DO" when talking about living in Doug's ass is hilarious
@placeholderdoe
@placeholderdoe 4 месяца назад
It would be artful so doug could do it on stream without breaking TOS
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 3 месяца назад
E
@exosproudmamabear558
@exosproudmamabear558 4 месяца назад
I think Parkzer is right in this subject. Like the whole concept of blood brothers ,although romantic(I am talking about romantising friendship loyalty rather than sexual love), is weird. And you could have weird shit in your blood hbv,hcv,Hiv,infections,anasplosmosis, CMV,certain parasites etc. that can transmit to other person and you may not have symptoms they could have stay asymptomatic in your body(such as hbv,hcv,hiv and malaria) because your immune system is perfectly fine and dandy to suppress them but other person may not be that lucky. But a shitpact on the other hand....
@normalhuman9878
@normalhuman9878 4 месяца назад
If you think about it, a kiss is a saliva pact
@exosproudmamabear558
@exosproudmamabear558 4 месяца назад
@@normalhuman9878 It needs to be pact to be pact. You need to promise something to be it a pact like a wedding kiss. You can say this for every shared object ever that represent a promise for example a proposal ring being a diamond pact.
@Wired_User
@Wired_User 4 месяца назад
Yeah there’s a reason little kids get HPV vaccines early. They play around with blood and bite eachother and can catch HPV like that.
@lavender3609
@lavender3609 4 месяца назад
@@exosproudmamabear558 I'm gonna start calling weddings a saliva pact now
@exosproudmamabear558
@exosproudmamabear558 4 месяца назад
@@lavender3609 As you should be
@changedlater7707
@changedlater7707 4 месяца назад
Parkzer being formal on every topic has unlimited potential
@deconyus3412
@deconyus3412 4 месяца назад
Parkzer's comedy points were stacked in the Dry Straight Man category and Doug's Cartoon Chaos God of Trickery's class mixes so well with his it really brings out the best of their abilities.
@placeholderdoe
@placeholderdoe 4 месяца назад
Parkzer pretends to not know Tom Brady but Parkzer and Tom Brady have never been seen in the same room. Parkzer is Tom Brady?
@EF-kk3vh
@EF-kk3vh 4 месяца назад
Probably
@lizardqueen273
@lizardqueen273 3 месяца назад
The film "80 For Brady" makes so much more sense with this in mind
@flockfighter
@flockfighter 4 месяца назад
The facts that these two are friends is my favorite thing about their friendship
@Gracosef
@Gracosef 4 месяца назад
I need a Parkzer in my life
@stigmaoftherose
@stigmaoftherose 4 месяца назад
I will be your parkzer if you can be my dougdoug.
@psl109
@psl109 4 месяца назад
​@@stigmaoftherose weewooweewoo
@mamoonarshad304
@mamoonarshad304 4 месяца назад
If you become dougdoug for that guy can I be your twitch chat
@Gracosef
@Gracosef 4 месяца назад
@@stigmaoftherose 😳😳😳
@Gracosef
@Gracosef 4 месяца назад
@@mamoonarshad304 of course
@xaviersavard6343
@xaviersavard6343 4 месяца назад
Luckily disneyland has a new bloodletting blood pact queue.
@jasonkeith2832
@jasonkeith2832 4 месяца назад
Is that the new fastpass? Or is that the price for an annual pass?
@906robot9
@906robot9 4 месяца назад
​@jasonkeith2832 ask Simon, he seems to go there often
@AH-uz3fx
@AH-uz3fx 4 месяца назад
I love how he manipulates him by asking "Are you sure that's a risk you're willing to take?" when he tries to take the less risky option
@nerdyunicorns101
@nerdyunicorns101 4 месяца назад
"you are literally trolling" -Parkzer in every single DougDoug video ever
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 4 месяца назад
And he's right! Truly, a lawyer to rival Phoenix Wright.
@circularnectarine1439
@circularnectarine1439 4 месяца назад
dougdoug asked for the lawyer and doctor jokes to stop, i think Parkzer got in IRL trouble for the joke
@YMandarin
@YMandarin 4 месяца назад
I love how Parkzer actually stays in the call for so long
@climatectrl3350
@climatectrl3350 4 месяца назад
I'm howling listening to this at work and I can NOT explain why to my coworkers. This is why I love dougdoug
@evansblackparade
@evansblackparade 4 месяца назад
the way doug talks about things like this like they are completely normal is my favorite thing
@Sodlanere
@Sodlanere 4 месяца назад
When are they going to admit their love for each other…
@CarpetHater
@CarpetHater 4 месяца назад
This is like those romantic anime where it takes over 3 seasons and 20 episodes before they actually become a couple.
@rubberduck8096
@rubberduck8096 4 месяца назад
Doug does it all the time. Most of these calls end with "bye Parkzer, love you".
@sugoistalin7809
@sugoistalin7809 4 месяца назад
Parkzers just tsundere.
@Sodlanere
@Sodlanere 4 месяца назад
@@rubberduck8096 but Parkzer never reciprocates
@idontneedaname318
@idontneedaname318 4 месяца назад
​@@Sodlanereheartbreaking, truly
@ordinaryrat
@ordinaryrat 4 месяца назад
Ways to merge talents: "Business Partnerships" - 🤓 "Working Together" - 🤓 SHIT PACT - 🗿
@TeqnifiiToo
@TeqnifiiToo 4 месяца назад
The shit pact is perfect for THE SHIT KING 👑
@shogoyo788
@shogoyo788 4 месяца назад
I unironically think dougdoug is the side character now. Basically in every stream, the main character is Ai, chat and/or parkzer, etc. while dougdoug is like a DM or something.
@showd6229
@showd6229 4 месяца назад
It’s so interesting to me, because you can clearly see how different parkzer is from when we first met him, it was like he was never on the internet before, now he sounds like me lol.
@dxtrum
@dxtrum 4 месяца назад
"you are literally trolling" I'm both sad and glad he's learning
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 3 месяца назад
"It would be so much cheaper if we went ass to ass" I don't know if this is worse with or without context
@iamnot9541
@iamnot9541 3 месяца назад
I just realized that Doug to Parkzer is just like Chat to Doug
@grandbean9031
@grandbean9031 4 месяца назад
Doug finally got him. Parkzer entered a call without saying "Hello Douglass Douglass". This is a win even without a blood/shit pact.
@PhosphorescentSoul
@PhosphorescentSoul 4 месяца назад
"Jackie Chan got a shit transplant from Chris Tucker...or was it Tucker Carlson?" 😂
@owne6609
@owne6609 4 месяца назад
What a fucking amazing video. Please never stop streaming Doug.
@dweebdraws
@dweebdraws 4 месяца назад
Shoutout to RagingWolf12 in the chat at 3:34 “I’m so glad this won’t be on RU-vid” 💀
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 4 месяца назад
The question is, was Wolf being selfish, or protective? Either way, F.
@__mik__1992
@__mik__1992 4 месяца назад
is this why the shuffler kept telling people to shit in him?
@Teauma
@Teauma 4 месяца назад
Parkzer is Doug's straight man, Doug is chat's straight man. And I guess in some ways, Chat is Parkzer's straight man. That's how it all balances out.
@ActuallyAthena
@ActuallyAthena Месяц назад
Pokemon
@blazetigerfang7797
@blazetigerfang7797 4 месяца назад
8:00 The fact that Doug actually included the game's Steam store page is fucking hilarious
@coolguy27
@coolguy27 4 месяца назад
2 Boys One Pact
@victorrealm7698
@victorrealm7698 2 месяца назад
aint no way..
@redred7702
@redred7702 4 месяца назад
These are the kind of friendships that transcend time and space LMAO
@hobodonut5645
@hobodonut5645 4 месяца назад
there's a moment at 1:06 where someone says "this feels like a clips channel moment" Perfect.
@cyanthrope
@cyanthrope 3 месяца назад
dougdoug's passive insanity is so funny to me, a chatter says something one-off about a blood pact and it turns out he really and genuinely already tried to talk parkzer into one??? Like I thought it was a bit until it was obvious parkzer knew exactly what he meant when he referenced the blood pact idea
@DrKoneko
@DrKoneko 4 месяца назад
We love parkzer and we also potentially feel bad for him
@ODISeth
@ODISeth 4 месяца назад
If this was a sponsored stream this is the best advertisement for Shadow of Doubt
@willwin4744
@willwin4744 4 месяца назад
I love how it seems Parkzer is ready at all moment to answers a call from DougDoug
@ValueNetwork
@ValueNetwork 4 месяца назад
I love how Doug literally just gave up and let Parkzer take over the conversation half way through. He truly has perfected comedy!
@Blubbii88
@Blubbii88 4 месяца назад
Sometimes it's incredible how doug can spin the narritive as if parkzer, the most reasoable people, sounds ridiculous to not do something completely stupid. Thanks parkzer, you bring so many laughs to the videos.
@bubbagamer7275
@bubbagamer7275 4 месяца назад
I feel like this video was like a mini HBomberGuy video. I checked how much of the video was left, assuming it was going to end soon, and I saw that I was only 4 minutes and 36 seconds into the 14 minute video. The Blood Pact was only the hook; I could never have known the twists that were in store.
@Zyodl
@Zyodl 4 месяца назад
a safer bet would be to do a piss pact instead
@HarlesCIIAAL
@HarlesCIIAAL 2 месяца назад
4 minutes in, i actually cannot believe that there are 10 minutes left in this conversation
@ChanceCravesDeath
@ChanceCravesDeath 4 месяца назад
Are people actually so young that no one knows what blood brothers are? Why was everyone confused? I thought this was common knowledge?
@casanovafiems1508
@casanovafiems1508 Месяц назад
I know right? I know nothing about media and such and still knew this.
@SpectraVolta
@SpectraVolta 2 месяца назад
I swear Doug inflicts mental whiplash and an exhaustion debuff to Parkzer with every conversation they have
@ramblingdeviant4855
@ramblingdeviant4855 4 месяца назад
The whole “One sec” bit had my lungs HURTING in laughter 😂
@jbjba12345
@jbjba12345 4 месяца назад
Parkzer is my spirit animal I swear
@anonymous71207
@anonymous71207 4 месяца назад
He is not your spirit animal nor any kind of animal. Even if he was, you did not ask him permission to become spirit animal pack members.
@user-sv5kt8qz3v
@user-sv5kt8qz3v 4 месяца назад
humans are animals​@@anonymous71207
@tournesol99
@tournesol99 4 месяца назад
@@anonymous71207Wrong, Parkzer is technically an animal, just not a spiritual one.
@aH00man
@aH00man 4 месяца назад
And now we'll never know if he was going to agree to a pee pact
@castiolare
@castiolare 4 месяца назад
I love the dynamic Parkzer and Doug have. This is the kind of friendship I want.
@AnotherFunnyLittleGuy
@AnotherFunnyLittleGuy 4 месяца назад
I don't think I've ever seen Parkzer break character like at 1:35
@angelofdeath7207
@angelofdeath7207 4 месяца назад
Shouldve asked about a semen pact or a saliva pact...not...for any...particular reasons
@vyshaakhp6542
@vyshaakhp6542 2 месяца назад
the semen goes though each others bodies
@AnonymousNeptune
@AnonymousNeptune 4 месяца назад
Step 1: fecal transplant Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit Also that “DOUG WHAT?!?!” Might be the most genuinely annoyed I’ve ever heard parkzer lol
@modulusshift
@modulusshift 4 месяца назад
Honestly Doug has definitely "one sec"'d most of chat through multiple programming streams lmao
@michaelahuss2123
@michaelahuss2123 4 месяца назад
This had me chortling oh my gosh lol 🤣 Doug and Parkzer have the best friendship ever, even without a blood-pact…or any other type of pact.
@TheLastArbiter
@TheLastArbiter 4 месяца назад
3:03 you can see the exact moment that Doug questions his life choices which led him to uttering this sentence
@ziebelzubel
@ziebelzubel 4 месяца назад
This is my new favourite interaction between them. I love their dynamic so much, we need to protecc Parkzer at all cost (from Doug)
@hexagonalmann7495
@hexagonalmann7495 4 месяца назад
That was probably the most "HUH?" moment I have ever watched live on a DogDog stream. I literally audibly said "HUH?!?!" while watching it so much
@AamitRudberg
@AamitRudberg 4 месяца назад
"I have two words for you:" "why do you hate me?" "PEE PACT"
@SophieScrolls
@SophieScrolls 4 месяца назад
all hail the shit king
@Pokets
@Pokets 4 месяца назад
Parkzer is probably my favorite DougDoug character.
@getektuvzu29
@getektuvzu29 4 месяца назад
Not character but a person of gun
@Tralfazz74
@Tralfazz74 4 месяца назад
This is exactly the right video to introduce people to Doug with
@_.Dylan._
@_.Dylan._ 4 месяца назад
“Your followers don’t live in your excrement” is such a hard line by Parkzer
@jltg34
@jltg34 2 месяца назад
I used to think Parkzer just had uber autism, but now I also think he's a comedic genius.
@cyanthrope
@cyanthrope 3 месяца назад
every time parkzer responds to doug's insanity I hear "CAAAAAAAAARL THAT *KILLS* PEOPLE! CAAAARL!"
@kali_kali_kali_
@kali_kali_kali_ 3 месяца назад
At first i was extremely curious whether Parkzer was doing a bit or not with his character but now i'm persuaded that's just how he is and he's awesome for this
@Ezkanohra
@Ezkanohra 4 месяца назад
No, we’re scrapping the basement idea. We live in your shit.
@PeterP616
@PeterP616 4 месяца назад
I remember being there to see this and I definitely remember laughing super hard, and this still makes me laugh like crazy, so thanks for this hilariousness, Doug
@Ace_Maus
@Ace_Maus 4 месяца назад
Parkzer is like a demon or genie hating on the person who summoned him who won't ask him for anything but won't end the contract either
@sirsentry1769
@sirsentry1769 4 месяца назад
All I want is a supercut of all interactions between Doug and Parkzer on stream and video
@panickyandy8291
@panickyandy8291 2 месяца назад
Dog and Parkzer's friendship is so great, they're my new model for a great friendship
@camille0826
@camille0826 2 месяца назад
They are a perfect example of opposites attract their personalities are like the sun and moon 😂
@candycandy2230
@candycandy2230 3 месяца назад
Thank you Luka and Doug. For my starring role as "Dude who knows about shadows of doubt". I look foward to my invation to the live viewing of the shit pact!
@HunterAllyn
@HunterAllyn 4 месяца назад
Parkzer and Doug are the masters of "No, and" comedy
@boodstain
@boodstain 3 месяца назад
Doug is always trying to tell Chat they're out of control or wrong, but then the moment Parkzer is thrown into the equation he'll totally be on board with some random chatter screaming "SHIT PACK!!!" like he's discovered a new periodic element.
@atomknight4061
@atomknight4061 4 месяца назад
I like that he actually did have a link to shadows of doubt in the description
@fire-blade354
@fire-blade354 2 месяца назад
I love how Doug's community is so deep into being insane at this point that the title of this video implies that Parkzer would need a reason for not doing a blood pact, I mean IT'S A FUCKING BLOOD PACT
@saladcartographer822
@saladcartographer822 4 месяца назад
As a Citation Needed (the podcast) fan, I was delighted that FMT made an appearance here
@nightlight6783
@nightlight6783 4 месяца назад
Love this clip!
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