Why The World Should Fear Dolphins not Sharks 

Dolphins are the animal equivalent of "don't meet your heroes"

People seem to forget intelligence in animals is probably the most dangerous trait considering it's not accompanied by a moral compass.

Maturing is when you realize that dolphins are not as innocent as you once thought they were

The moment you realize sharks were never the bad guys, it was dolphins.

It's literally mammal bias that dolphins and orcas have movies portraying them as friendly, nice animals and sharks get slandered the way they do.

I've heard dolphins being described as having the intellect of a human, but none of the morality.

Know a Korean girl who went for swimming with the dolphins program got lhe stick from the back, four Dolphins separated her from the group and went ham on her, everyone around thought how playful the dolphins were until she started calling for help, the trainers were really clueless and the lifeguards jumped in to pull her out, she had scratches and bruises on her arms and privates as she described the dolphins hitting her down there with their nose and one dolphin pushed her down from the back and tore the swimsuit to literally R*** her, she's traumatized of getting into water now let alone swim with dolphins again and going through therapy, Dolphins are truly the demons of the seas and this incident is definitely not an isolated one, i'm glad people are waking up to this fact now. Edit: She's is alright now but deeply traumatized to get into water again, the more you research about Dolphins you will realize consent in not in their nature, they decapitate other fish to use it as a fleshlight, play with pufferfish as a ball and gang up and very often R*** other dolphins. Truly horrific!

It’s fascinating how the media always showed gorillas and sharks as monsters when they’re just chill whilst showing chimps and dolphins as wholesome and not the spawns of Satan

Imagine going to the zoo & hearing this guy educating people while roasting animals

Some species of teenage dolphins hang around in fairly large groups. Quite often, they're looking for a certain type of blowfish. When they find one, they purposely bite it, in order for the fish to blow up, not to harm it. They do this because when the blowfish inflates itself, a toxin is also released by the fish. This toxin gets the dolphins stoned. The footage I saw showed them literally passing a blowfish around to each other so they could all get a hit of blowfish. That has to be the best wildlife footage I've ever seen.

Never trusted them. I've been surrounded by hundreds before while surfing. Wayyy scarier than the time a shark rolled on me.

I went swimming with dolphins in Curaco, and one little young dolphin just started biting my forearm over and over. It didn't bite me hard enough to injure me but hard enough to cause pain. And it knew it. I wanted to swat the hell out of it but realized I was around 10 other dolphins that could rip me to shreads, and I felt completely helpless. I remember thinking that I thought they were supposed to be friendly. I learned that day that they can be very mischievous.

"Why did you kill me?" Shark: Bro.. I'm hungry. Dolphin: You don't deserve her.

“Moral of the story: There is no safe way to explain my search history.” Every writer ever.

This dude can explain adult themed topics in a room with adults and kids... and only the adults will understand what he means... while the kids will only think they understand.

Sharks in movies: I’m scary Dolphins and orcas in real life:hold my beer

In my junior year of high school, a girl in my class, _entirely unprompted_ wrote a whole essay on the fact that dolphins are rapists and shared it with the class. Wasn't even for a grade, she just felt that strongly about it. Edit: all the "but humans are worse" replies are missing the point by a lot.

"Dolphins use eels as fleshlights." Strangely, not even the weirdest thing I've heard this year.

Watching these videos has taught me that being a zookeeper would not be nearly as fun as I thought it would be when I was a kid. Almost everything at the zoo could delete you if it wanted to.

"Sometimes being IN Australia IS the explanation." So true.

The zoo in our town has giraffes, zebras, ostrich and gazelles roaming together on a 35 acre enclosure. The zebras dominate the space and are definitely boss.

Orcas, close relatives of dolphins, often play "volleyball" with corpses of small animals, oft alive, but after a single "spike" with their powerful tails they aren't alive for much longer.

I did an internship at the zoo and we were not allowed to go in with the anteaters at all. Even the most experienced keepers had to have some sort of door between them and the anteater. I had no idea that they were even dangerous until I learned that.

I went to a zoo one time and I asked why were the zebras secluded. The other animals can roam freely and the zebras were the ones secluded. One of the animal caretakers said that they bully other animals like kick them purposely 🤣

So basically dolphins are the horniest beings on the planet

Being smart enough to be that evil is terrifying

Thank you for giving me more reasons to fear the ocean more than I already do

Dolphins : Do all kind of horrible stuffs to anything ->Gets calls cute, smart Sharks: Rarely attack , kill any humans -> Gets calls a man killing monster, devil

When you hate on dolphins I think you're failing to make a distinction. Female dolphins are generally pretty chill. Male dolphins on the other hand are every guy you've ever met named Chad at a Frat party.

Made friends with a wild dolphin for about two years, we’d hang out in the lake pretty much everyday (I worked on a barge) Swim together and throw floats back and forth. Best memories I’ve had

I was an adult when I found out that Dolphins were not the hyper intelligent sea puppies with the personality of a friendly five year old

dolphins: *"If there's a hole, there's a goal!"*

This is why I laugh when people talk about how messed up humans are. Our entire planet is a nightmare factory.

When I was a kid, I had big fear of sharks, and because of that, I was scared that a random shark would just come through the pipes when I took a bath, turns out I should’ve been more worried about an octopus coming through the pipes sense they’re capable of fitting in the smallest things you ever imagine…

Heavy enough to get a show on TLC! 💀😂 So many fun facts and witty as hell.

The biggest reason that people should fear dolphins: The Simpsons predicted them taking over the world

Dolphins: Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom. Edit:They're the Ted Bundies of the sea.

You're both funny and factual, respect bro.

Discovered this channel by accident last night and now it’s one of my top favorites! Subscribed 😎

Finally a place where people are shaming dolphins and giving sharks the love they deserve

I remember being out dolphin watching on a boat in Portugal and I turned to the guide to tell him how friendly they are: "No. They are dangerous wild animals" was his reply. He went on to say he would rather be down there with sharks than dolphins - and he was a marine biologist, so he knew what he was talking about.

I learned a lot about dolphins and bowling today. Thank you.

LOVE this guy! Not only curious and smart and good looking, but quick and witty and charming! I could go on about that, but I won't.

sharks: big chompy feesh just minding their business, statistically less dangerous to humans than the average new yorker dolphins: nightmare r*pe whales

"He didn't apply, but he got a job" "Consent sold separately" bro I'm stealing some of these euphemisms

That moment when every time he says something hilarious I try to like his video but I've already liked it. Happens so many times, every video. This man is comedy gold.

First and foremost I’m subscribed to this channel because I really do love animal facts but brother, I’m going through a lot right now in my life and this Channel really does make me feel a lot better when I’m down. I hope God sends you peace family, thank you 🙏🏾

fun fact: the creator of Spong Bob is a marine biologist!

Finally someone is saying it about dolphins. Not like my mother would listen though.

Thank you so much for all your hard work and dedication 🙃

And to think Mojang decided to add dolphins and said sharks were "too unfriendly".

It’s stuff like this that makes me scared of what intelligence can do without morals.

Man I just really appreciate you. Thanks for these awesome videos.

Moral of the story there is no way to explain my search history 🤣

"Dolphin can't be that bad" "SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DOLPHIN"

The moment he said zebras are black with white stripes it actually hit me that its true- not just because of what he explained but looking at the spotted baby zebra, it is fully black with white spots so hey it makes sense!

I live right next to the Gulf of Mexico, in Brownsville Tx. The amount of time I have found something terrifying in there because of you is insane, you made me afraid of the gulf now.

Every time I see his videos, he always puts me in a good mood!!!

I'm sorry but that thumbnail was legitimately terrifying

I always thought dolphins were the cutest and safest marine animals who could defend themselves from even sharks. Now I know they’re just a bunch of aquatic psychopaths

You're the best thing to happen to my RU-vid stream in years. Thanks bro

I love the theme❤ I never get tired of watching and listening to you

This dude must've been a teacher's favorite and most intimidating child. He obviously loves knowledge but says horrible things in completely child safe and pc ways that a teacher really wouldn't be able to get mad at... 'the dolphin didn't apply, but got the job'...

The octopus is a living definition of "If there's a hole, there's a way."

Violent Choo Choo parties that can last week's had me ded!

I learned so much about animals through your podcasts! 🙏

"The dolphin didn't apply but he got a job" Fan-freaking-tastic. Deserves a round of applause. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

After watching this, I think Flipper could be a whole different kind of movie.

Your videos are interesting and very informative, thanks for sharing and keep up the good work.

I’ve been fascinated by sharks ever since I was a tiny child. I’d looks at the pictures in shark books all the time. I still wonder why there is such a stigma around sharks.

Never ask a woman her age Never ask a man his salary Never ask about Casual Geographic's search history

“Consent was sold separately” I’m rollin

i was sad i didn't go to beach this summer, thanks to you, i don't want to go there ever again

Awesome King ✊🏾✌🏾keep Teaching what we don't learn in school. Proud of U, so is ur Messiah 🙏🏾

Years ago, I did one of those swim with dolphins tourist traps. First, there’s the long legal form you must sign. Translation, if Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. Then, there’s the briefing before you get in the water. Again, you’ve been briefed, so if Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. You get in the water, and you get verbal instructions from guides on land about what you can’t do while a 10 foot long dolphin of solid muscle and dead emotionless eyes swims around you. Again, if you don’t follow instructions and Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. There’s nothing fun about swimming with dolphins. About 7 minutes in, I was out of the water. Terrifying.

This man has got to be on a watchlist by now just based on his search history.

Bruh I love watching this stuff. Nice work!

Your vids lead to her vids, first time the algorithm worked in my favour 👍🏻

My dad has had dolphins bite him twice, once was his fault, and the other dolphin was un-provoked. He hates dolphins now.

I've said it for years, dolphins and Orcas are the bullies of the sea. I use to work at one of the "that big sea life attraction company every knows about" locations (not naming which one) (and I'm pretty sure you all know whom I am talking about) and one of the dolphins loved biting anything that got into his mouth. A leaf, a toy, a finger..yes one of the dolphins handlers had to get the webbing between his fingers stitched up cuz this dolphin was an asshole. you name it. Now, I worked with the Beluga whales specifically. I wanted nothing to do with Dolphins and Orcas. Either way, sometimes we would help out a fellow coworker who needed to leave early. My buddy had to go and I had to wait until the section was closed and then we could go put the required toy or rope they liked to play with in the water. But it has to be clipped from one side of the wall to the other so they don't hurt themselves or the others. This fucker would not cooperate and go into the other enclosure so I could get in and place the rope cuz I'd have to physically get in the water to do so. Called supervisor, they said don't worry it's fine. Just go in when he's at the other end and there you. They wouldn't even send out someone to assist in case of emergency..anyways, I get on a wetsuit. I hop in with the rope, clamp one side and start swimming to the other side to hook it and here comes bully dolphin. He thinks I'm taking his rope so right as I finish clamping the rope. He fucking barrel heads me right in the thigh of my left leg and only my thigh because I used the rope to move myself. Otherwise he was going for my chest..crack my sternum, compress my lungs all the good stuff. My fucking leg was swollen and biggest bruise I'd ever had ever. Fucking asshole. Told management. They just shrug their shoulders. I give them the 🖕 BELUGA WHALES ARE AWESOME, Manta Rays are awesome, Sharks are awesome, Dolphins and Orcas though, they can fight each other and stay the fuck away from us.

This man helps my depressed days

Love these videos….. education and entertainment 👌🏾

I'm so glad you are spreading awareness. Dolphins are not cute. People always act like I ruined their life when I tell them what they're really like.

I normally find it so heartwarming to find that animals can bond with people. But finding it can be the root cause of dolphin murder and suicide? That's scary and sad.

My dude, I LOVE your videos! The little sketch was hilarious, you got my subscription and my likes!

I met a wild dolphin that interacted with humans often. I could sense it wanted to turn me into a fish light. I could never look at dolphins the same again.

Zebra's being black with white stripes actually makes a lot of sense, since animals with white fur are actually extremely rare, and are normally a case of lacking pigmentation, which causes a rare mutation in the animal.

The fact that almost all the worst things about dolphins all fall into the “sexual deviance” category is truly disturbing. Makes me think about the time I was like 12 and was swimming in the ocean and heard my mom screaming at me from the shore telling me to turn around, at which point I noticed like 5 dolphins all swimming around myself and my older sister, so we just spent the next few minutes just floating and enjoying the experience of being so close to real dolphins oblivious to the fact that they were probably planning a snatch and grab 😂

Casual knowledge I love your shirt bro 😎

Wanna know the scariest part about octopi? Given they can fit into tiny holes, and a lot of those large inland "blue holes" you see where there's just a pit with water and caves going real deep that potentially connect to the ocean, some people have speculated that there's a non-zero chance that the people that disappear into those holes never to be seen again, sometimes even swimming with groups of other people, are caused by large squid working their way in to those areas and pulling people under.

"Don't ever hurt dolphins if you don't want to die." - *A buff Marine Biologist with an evil spirit probably....*

The blonde penguin just needs to learn to tap dance then she's gucci.

i remember hearing this thing about dolphins before, so dolphins can use echo location to detect hard surfaces that exist inside other animals, including humans (straight from google because i don’t want to be super wrong). dolphins are pretty intelligent and because of their echolocation detection, they can pin point all the areas in your body that can kill you if they hit it (i think).

2:24 ''If it's only happened once it's already happened too often''. Exactly, thank you

"Say what you will about sharks, but... Jaws would NEVER" needs to be on a shirt.

“Plus some things in Australia just don’t need an explanation, because being in Australia is the explanation” Australia zoology and biology in a nutshell.

i apreciate you bro 🙏🏼👍🏼

Makes me realize dolphins are a lot like humans. Capable of great good and evil.

Forget "Jaws", Hollywood needs to make a new movie called "Dongs"

"Say what you will about sharks, but Jaws would never." True words of wisdom!